Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Flash Sentry had come running the moment he’d heard sounds of crying coming from the bed chambers of the crystal princess. As he rushed to the bedroom, he was prepared for anything.

But when he opened the bedroom door, his nose was assaulted with a smell that made him drop his composure and put a hoof to his nose.

The source of the smell quickly revealed itself to Flash Sentry, it was poop from a foal, and it was spilling out of a diaper.

Flash Sentry just sighed, and raced out of the bedroom to retrieve a trash bag, gloves, a mop, and cleaning supplies. “Well, at least it beats standing around, doing nothing all day.” he said to himself.

When Flash Sentry came back, he was surprised when he bumped into Twilight Sparkle. He had not been expecting to see Equestria’s youngest princess. He quickly tried his best to look as important as possible as he said “A thousand pardons, your highness. If I had known you were raising a foal, I would’ve seen to it that the necessary accommodations were arranged.”

“At ease, Flash,” Twilight replied, sounding rather worn out “There’s been a slight ‘problem’ and the crystal princess has been regressed to a foal.”

“What?!” Flash Sentry exclaimed.

“I’m afraid it’s true, and Cadence has been quite the demanding foal,” Twilight admitted with a sigh “I was just on my way to inform Shining Armor, so that we can search for a cure.”

“You go right ahead and do that, your majesty,” Flash Sentry said with a bow “I shall take care of the crystal princess until you get back.”

“And what do you know about taking care of foals? You’re a guard, no offense.” Twilight said seriously.

“Well, I had to help my parents raise my little sister when I was growing up. So I know a thing or two when it comes to foalsitting.” Flash Sentry explained.

“And you really think you’re up to the challenge of foalsitting Cadence?” Twilight asked.

“No matter how demanding her foalness may be, I shall take good care of her. You have my word as an official member of the crystal guard.” Flash Sentry vowed.

“Very well then, do not let me down!” Twilight said seriously, and left the bedroom.

Flash Sentry quickly set to work on cleaning up the poop. He scooped it into a small dust pan, and carried it and the diaper into the crystal bathroom. He emptied the dust pan and the diaper’s contents into the crystal toilet and quickly flushed it all away. Then, he put the diaper in the trash bag and sealed it up.

With that done, Flash Sentry washed his hooves in the crystal sink, then went back to retrieve the cleaning supplies and the mop. True to his namesake, he was quick as a flash, and in a matter of seconds you would never have guessed that the floor had been dirty.

Then, Flash Sentry trotted over to the crib where the regressed Princess Cadence was sleeping. Gently scooping her up, he carried her into the crystal bathroom. And after taking out a changing mat from one of the cabinets, placed her onto it. Using a combination of wet wipes and toilet paper, Flash Sentry cleaned up the mess on Cadence’s rear. Then, he diapered her and powdered her, all without waking her up.

Flash Sentry smiled at how good of a job he’d done, and promptly flushed the toilet to dispose of the toilet paper.

Unfortunately, by doing so, he woke Cadence up. And Cadence began to cry all over again.

“Oh great.” Flash Sentry said sarcastically to himself, as he began to rock the crystal princess back and forth.