Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Cheerilee was anxious to get checked out and leave the grocery store as soon as possible. She had somewhere really important that she needed to be, and she didn’t want to be late.

It seemed to take ages, until it was finally her turn to approach the check out counter and have her groceries scanned.

Cheerilee unloaded the items from her shopping cart, and as they were scanned, she dug into her skirt pocket and pulled out her wallet so that she would be ready to pay, once all her groceries had been scanned and bagged.

But there was one item that Cheerilee dreaded having to scan every time she went shopping. And today just happened to be one of those days where she couldn’t wait for a self checkout lane to open up.

Reaching down to the very bottom of her shopping cart, Cheerilee grabbed a heavy package and placed it onto the counter to be scanned.

The checkout clerk quickly took notice of the item, as the computer screen read Dependence - $9.99. Cheerilee was buying adult diapers.

“Uh, excuse me miss.” the checkout clerk said, trying not to draw too much attention to her customer.

“What is it?” Cheerilee asked, even though she knew what the question would be.

“Are those diapers you just scanned…. for you?” the checkout clerk whispered.

Cheerilee’s face went beet red, as she shyly replied “Yes. A car accident completely destroyed my ability to control my bodily functions. I’ve been diaper dependent for years.”

“Oh, I’m sorry I asked.” the checkout clerk apologized.

“Just make sure not to tell anyone about this,” Cheerilee said seriously “It’s embarrassing enough as it is to excuse myself during class, so I can change.”

“Relax, your secret is safe with me,” the checkout clerk replied “Cash or credit?”

Cheerilee swiped her credit card through the payment console, and retrieved her receipt. She then grabbed her bagged groceries, and took off to find a bathroom. She’d been sitting in a used diaper since she woke up, and by now she was certain she was going to get a diaper rash.

“Sometimes I wonder if this diaper problem is why Principal Celestia keeps assigning me to library duty.” Cheerilee thought to herself.