Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Maud Pie wasn’t at all worried about going to a new daycare facility, while her parents attended an important farming convention in another town. Maud always found ways to keep herself occupied wherever she went.

The same could not be said for Pinkie Pie, Maud’s younger sister. Known as Pinkamina to everyone but Maud, Pinkie Pie was more of a sensitive child. And the thought of leaving home, even for just a little while, made her uneasy.

Fortunately, Pinkie Pie had still her amazing big sister Maud. As long as Maud was by her side, Pinkie was certain she could overcome anything.

The daycare center was known as Sunny Skies Foalcare Palace, and it was easy to see how it got the name. The brightly painted walls and floors made it seem like the city of Cloudsdale that Maud and Pinkie had heard so much about.

The staff were really cheerful, and went out of their way to make sure that every guest that came through the doors felt welcome.

But all the same, Pinkie Pie became a bit bored, and Maud would be lying if she said she wasn’t starting to grow bored as well. There had to be something that the two of them could do to fix that. And as it turned out, Maud knew just what that something was.

Waiting until naptime, Maud and Pinkie Pie pretended to fall asleep. Once the foalsitter in charge of them had left, Maud carefully slipped out of her sleeping bag, and trotted quietly over to Pinkie Pie.

“Ready to have some fun?” Maud whispered to her younger sister.

“Ready.” came the reply from Pinkie Pie. Maud smiled a little, and helped free her younger sister from the sleeping bag.

“Where are we going, Maud?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“Can’t tell you, it’s a surprise.” Maud whispered in reply, and instructed Pinkie Pie to follow her. Pinkie Pie did so without hesitation, and she and Maud crawled across the floor of the room they were in.

Pinkie Pie followed Maud through the bathroom door, and into one of the stalls. Then, Maud came to a halt, and pointed at the only object that was in the stall. The toilet, or the big pony potty as Pinkie and Maud’s parents had called it.

“You brought me here to look at the toilet?” Pinkie Pie asked her sister, who nodded in reply “But why? There’s nothing fun about the toilet.”

“Just watch.” Maud said softly, and instructed Pinkie Pie to look at the bowl. Pinkie Pie did so without hesitation, and she watched as Maud took a piece of toilet paper off of a nearby roll, and dropped it in the bowl. Then, Maud pressed down on the handle, and she and Pinkie Pie watched as the toilet paper spun around, and disappeared down the drain.

Pinkie Pie found herself breaking out into laughter for a reason she couldn’t understand, and from the looks of things, Maud was smiling as well.

“See? Wasn’t that fun?” Maud asked her younger sister.

“It was fun. Let’s do it again!” Pinkie Pie cheered, and she went over to the toilet paper roll, and began to unwind it until a chain of it stretched from the roll to the toilet bowl. “Flush it, Maud!” Pinkie Pie instructed.

Maud did so, and she and Pinkie Pie repeated the process several times over the next few seconds. The toilet began to suck down the toilet paper bit by bit, and the roll got shorter and shorter. It wasn’t long before the last of the toilet paper on the roll was flushed down the drain, never to be seen again.

“Guess the fun is over.” Maud said seriously, convinced that there was nothing left to flush.

But Pinkie Pie didn’t want the fun to end, she wanted the fun to continue. Surely there was something else she could flush down the toilet. Then, a thought came to her. “Hey, Maud, why don’t we flush ourselves down the toilet?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“What?” Maud replied, uncertain whether or not she’d heard Pinkie Pie right.

“We can fit. It’ll be lots and lots of fun.” Pinkie Pie said eagerly.

“But how would that even work? One of us would have to flush the toilet first.” Maud explained.

“So, the one of us that does it just has to jump into the bowl after pushing the handle down,” Pinkie Pie explained “And the other one gets to jump into the bowl ahead of time.”

“Well, if you’re really sure that’s a good idea, then you can be the one to flush the toilet.” Maud replied, and reluctantly jumped down into the toilet bowl. The water was cold, but Maud didn’t really mind.

Pinkie Pie went over to the toilet handle, and prepared to start the flushing. This was going to be so much fun! Nopony else had ever flushed themselves down a toilet before.