Truth or Dare

by TheNewYorkBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Random, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Slice of Life
Length: 2926

Sunset said they'd never play Never Have I Ever again. She didn't say anything about another mentally scarring sleep over game.

Nothing like a good old scarring game to get friendships started. And this time, Sci-Twi is in on the fun.

A 1500 follower special two years in the making! Also my 80th story!

The exciting (and disturbing) conclusion to a raunchy series.

Featured 1/12/18! *Dash voice* Awesome!

Published 2018-01-12 01:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-12 01:30:05 UTC

Beating A Dead Horse

"Hey Applejack, ready for me to kick your ass in Kombat Fighters?" Dash boasted, sticking the disk in the console.

Applejack snorted. "Don't count me out just yet, sugarcube," She responded with as much gusto. "Ah've been practicin' and Ah know just about every combo in the book."

"Oh?" Rainbow said, arching her brow. "How about we make things interesting?"

Applejack knew where she was going before the words even left her mouth. "No! Nuh uh!" she shouted, garnering the attention of the other girls. "No bets!"

"I wasn't going to ask for money, jeez," Dash grumbled. "If I win though, we play Truth or Dare."

"Truth or Dare?" Twilight repeated, a bit confused. "Is this like Never Have I Ever?"

Sunset shook her head. "Sort of. But in this game you either tell the truth or get dared to do something ridiculous. Honestly it'll be a breath of fresh air from the other boring sleepover stuff we do," she sighed.

Applejack plopped down next to Rainbow, shoving the cord for the player two controller in the system. "Alright, let's do this," she sighed.

"Yes!" Dash hollered. She quickly picked her character and grinned as Applejack did the same.

"Ready...FIGHT!"

Dash's character leaped across the screen and kicked Applejack's in the head, making her health go down. She snickered. Oh, this was going to be easy.

With a few combos, Applejack's character was down for the count no less than five minutes later.

Applejack threw her controller in frustration. "Dammit! Fine, we'll play your stupid game!" She could have asked for a re-match, (which she was notorious for doing,) But decided against it. She'd be here all night at that rate. Might as well give the girl what she wanted.

"Awesome!" Dash cheered as the girls gathered around in a circle.

There was a strange sense of deja vu but Dash could assure them that this was like no other game they ever played before. "Truth or Dare. Twilight, do you know the rules?"

Twilight shook her head and looked to Sunset for help.

Sunset sighed. "Someone will ask you 'Truth or Dare'. If you pick truth, they'll ask you a question and you have to answer it truthfully. If you pick dare, you'll have to do whatever they ask you to and you can't say no."

Twilight gulped. "This makes other games look like child's play!"

"I wouldn't say that," Sunset said, patting her hand.

"Okay, now that Twilight knows, who wants to go first?" Dash said, her eyes scanning around the circle. When no one bothered to speak up she decided to choose for herself. "Eeny meeny miny...." She paused and grinned. Her finger landed on Pinkie. "Mo!"

Pinkie giggled. "Yay! Me first!"

Dash smirked. "Truth or Dare, Pinks?"

Pinkie's face became frighteningly serious for a moment. "Dare." She growled.

"I dare you to light a firecracker in your ass!" Dash told her.

The others shared various looks of confusion and disgust.

"You want her to what now?" Twilight asked, eyebrow raised, waiting for Rainbow to clarify. "Is that even possible?!" She said, turning to Applejack who just shrugged.

Pinkie nodded. "I accept your challenge, Rainbow Dash," She stood and rummaged through her bedside drawer. When she found what she was looking for, she turned around to show the girls the pencil long firecracker in her hand.

"Who keeps firecrackers in their bedroom?! By their bed no less?!" Sunset demanded.

"It's Pinkie Pie, don't question it," Dash told her, getting up. "Alright everyone. To the garage!"

They made their way down to Pinkie's family garage. Luckily, her family was sound asleep so they didn't have to muffle themselves too much.

Applejack opened the garage door as a precaution. Just incase things got out of hand. How out of hand, she didn't know, but with Pinkie it could be anything.

Pinkie stood in front of the door holding the firecracker in her hand. She blushed. "Uh, I don't think I can put it in myself," she mumbled.

Rarity rolled her eyes. "I could have told you that." she quipped.

"I'll do it," Sunset sighed. She motioned for Pinkie to get on all fours with her ass up in the air. Once she was sure the younger girl was in the right position, she pulled her pajama pants down along with her panties, exposing her to the other girls.

A blush rose to Sunset's face when she eyed Pinkie's lower lips. "Um, okay, here goes nothing," She stuck the firework in Pinkie's puckered hole and stepped back once she was sure it was in. "Uh, anyone got a lighter?"

Applejack pulled one off of a work bench and passed it to Sunset. Sunset flicked it to life and lit the firecracker. It sparked to life in a matter of seconds, illuminating the dim garage.

"Holy shit I can't believe she actually did it!" Dash said hysterical with laughter.

Twilight and Fluttershy stared at the display in horror while Rarity pinched the bridge of her nose, wondering how she ended up with friends such as these. Applejack and Sunset had their face in their hands, wondering the same thing.

"Hot! Hot! Muy Caliente!" Pinkie shouted, wiggling her ass. It was turning red from the sparks that fell onto her cheeks. "Take it out! Take it out!"

Rainbow was on the floor at this point gasping for air. "T-This is too funny!" She breathed, laughing even harder. She was in tears, and couldn't seem to come up with anything to say after that.

Pinkie wiggled the firecracker out of her butt and threw it outside of the garage, rubbing her ass cheeks. Even against her rosy pink skin anyone could tell that her butt had just went through major abuse. She winced as she pulled her pants back up.

At the same time the firecracker fizzled out in the driveway.

They all made their way back upstairs and sat in the circle again, though this time, Pinkie was laying on her stomach from the pain. Rainbow was next to her, still laughing at her expense. Since it was her turn, Pinkie had a bright idea. "Hey, Dashie, I dare you to kiss my ass,"

Applejack snorted fizzy cider out of her nose and tried to hold in a coughing fit that intermingled with the laughter she was about to emit.

Rainbow Dash was one to never turn down a challenge, no matter how assinine and trivial it was. She wasn't about to turn this dare down. Especially not in front of her friends.

Bending down, she laid a kiss on one rose red cheek.

“Oh, kinky!” Pinkie giggled.

“Alright...” Dash said, thinking out loud. She turned to Sunset. “Truth or Dare?”

“Truth,” Sunset almost replied immediately. She wasn't sticking firecrackers up her ass. Or anything for that matter.

“Have you ever seen something written on the bathroom walls of the girls’ bathroom about you?” Rainbow asked, tilting her head.

“Uh...” Sunset said, scratching her chin. “That's oddly specific but yeah, I have.”

Rarity leaned in, gasping. “What exactly did it say darling?” She asked, not at all hiding the curious yet gossip hungry tone in her voice.

Sunset snorted. “It said something like ‘Call Sunny for a good time’.” She rolled her eyes. “I mean that’s so creative. Seeing how I used to be a total bitch though, I had it coming anyway.”

The other girls chuckled at that.

“Though....” She hesitated.”I did see some stuff about you guys too.”

“What?” Rarity demanded, sounding absolutely flabbergasted. “What could there have been to say about us?”

“Well,” Sunset started, “I saw something a week ago that said Dash was a dyke, and two months ago there was this thing about Applejack liking her brother’s apples—Oh! And then there was this one yesterday about Pinkie enjoying two kinds of creampies.”

Pinkie giggled with delight. “I do love creampies.”

“You might want to love them a little less if the school is starting to believe you’re a erm, hussy.” Fluttershy told her softly.

“I’m not a dyke!” Rainbow Dash declared defiantly. “And even if I was I wouldn’t let the whole school know about it!”

Pinkie raised her hand. “Truth or Dare, Dashie?” She asked, pointing at Rainbow.

“Truth.” Rainbow answered.

“Are you a lesbian?”

“No!”

“Truth or Dare, Twilight,” Sunset asked the newest member of their odd group. “You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I can skip you if you want, or leave you out entirely. It's up to you.”

Twilight waved off Sunset’s concern. “It’s fine, really. I can handle this. I think. I’ve seen this happen all the time in the movies Cadence and I used to watch when I was little.”

“If you say so,” Sunset said, smiling. “Alright, Truth or Dare?”

“Truth.” Twilight responded.

“At Camp Everfree, did you and Timber ever you know...” Sunset asked.

Twilight was a bit confused. “You know...what?”

Sunset started to look a little abashed. “You know....” she made a circle with one hand and then stuck a finger on her other hand through it repeatedly.

Twilight seemed to understand now, and blushed. “Uh—I mean—Not really—With everything that was going on how could we? But I think after the benefit concert there was a small instance where we were alone and...things happened.”

Now she had everyone’s undivided attention.

“What kind of things?” Applejack asked, leaning forward.

“Well...things got a little heated and...” Twilight finally broke. “And we had a discussion about the mating habits of the common forest cricket.”

Rainbow groaned. “Of course she’d admit something nerdy like that! I don’t know why I thought she would say something else!”

“As he had his hand up my dress...and in my underwear.”

The other girl’s blinked.

Everyone’s mouth gaped.

Twilight adjusted her glasses. “You didn’t let me finish.”

“Yeah but you didn't tell us that he had his hand up your dress!” Dash said, waving her arms.

“I didn't think that was important!” Twilight protested.

“That’s kind of an important detail if someone asks you if you got busy with the guy you had a crush on at camp!” Rainbow shouted back.

Twilight groaned.

Pinkie giggled. “Truth or Dare, Sunny!”

“Truth. Alright, what do you have up your sleeve Pinkie?” Sunset asked, preparing herself for the inevitably bizarre question Pinkie was going to ask her.

“Are you attracted to horses? You know, from like, here?” Pinkie half whispered, though it wasn’t needed since everyone had still heard her.

Sunset’s eyes bulged. “No! Of course not! I’m human now! Why would even want to be with a horse from this world?”

Pinkie shrugged. “Maybe human boy equipment isn’t up to standards for you.”

“I’ve dated Flash!” Sunset blurted.

“Have you done anything with him?”

“Well no, but I would if I could!” Sunset could see Pinkie didn’t believe her. “I don’t want to have sex with a horse okay?!”

Rainbow continued the game after a brief awkward moment of silence. “Applejack, truth or dare?”

“Truth,” The farmgirl answered. “An’ don’t you be giving me some weird question like you always do. I’d like to have a normal game for once.”

“That went out the window the moment Pinkie stuck a firecracker up her ass,” Sunset responded, her head in her hands.

“Have you ever been caught with your hand down your pants or caught someone with their hand in theirs?" she smirked and wiggled her fingers for emphasis.

"It's always masturbation with you, isn't it?" Sunset asked.

Applejack looked away and coughed.

Dash raised an eyebrow. "Ohohoho, I've got to hear this!" she sat at attention as she waited for Applejack to speak.

AJ scratched the side of her cheek. "Well...uh, ya see...Granny has a rule about not lockin' doors in tha house, an' Mac, he don't really talk much, cause you know, he's a quiet fella, and uh, one day I forgot to knock and I uh...saw him squeezing his pecker."

"How big was it?" Pinkie asked.

The other girls stared at her.

"What?! It's a legit question! I mean they can't just call him Big Mac just because of his height!" The pink haired girl said, waving her arms.

Blushing, Applejack picked up an empty cider bottle and presented it to the girls. "Bout this long," she said, running a finger along the length of the bottle, "An' about this thick." She encircled two fingers around the neck of the bottle to demonstrate.

Rarity was visibly flustered. "Oh my. So that means, the rumours are true."

"What rumours?" Applejack barked.

Rarity's eyes bulged as she looked to the other girls for help. Everyone knew how protective of her brother Applejack was and if she had heard what the girls at school were saying about him behind her back, well, they'd all be history.

"Duh..."

"Ah...."

"Ummm..."

Rainbow, Sunset, and Pinkie tried to offer some assistance, but them not being able to think of anything on the spot made Applejack all the more curious.

"Seriously ya'll, if ya'll know somethin' tell me." Applejack said sternly. "T'aint good to keep secrets. 'Specially when it has to do with your friends."

There was a moment of silence before Pinkie blurted, "Me, Rainbow, Sunset, and Rarity heard from Lyra that your brother has a huge dick and we were like 'where did you hear that from' and she was like 'Snips and Snails saw him changing in the locker room' and then I guess someone must've heard us talking about it because like, the entire girl population of the school knows now."

More silence.

"Also Sunset said she would ride him like the cowboy that he is!"

Sunset glared at her. "Wha—I did not!"

"Did to! Rarity was there she can prove it!" Pinkie pressed.

Rarity's mouth opened and closed like a fish. "I—Well—You see—Sunset! Truth or Dare!” it came out more as a screech than a question.

“Dare,” Sunset responded. Since it was Rarity and not Rainbow, who was the most crass one out of all of them, she was sure a dare from Rarity wouldn’t be too bad.

“I dare you to kiss Twilight,” Rarity said with a smirk.

Sunset started choking on her cider. “E-Excuse me?”

“You heard me darling,” Rarity’s smirk formed into a giddy expression of anticipation. “Kiss her.”

“Uh, don’t I get a say in this?” Twilight asked, raising her arm.

“Nope,” Rarity responded and then turned back to Sunset. “What will it be then?”

Sunset visibly started to sweat. “Uh, I think I’m gonna pass,” she said nervously.

Rarity rolled her eyes. “Pish posh, Sunset Shimmer. You’re no fun.” she then turned to her next victim, Fluttershy, with a devilish grin. “Fluttershy dearie,” she cooed in a way that terrified the meeker girl. “Truth or Dare?”

“Uh, um, truth?” Fluttershy responded, hiding behind her hair.

“Good choice,” Sunset congratulated her, patting her on the back.

“Do you have a crush on Rainbow Dash?”

“Meep!”

“Oh come on Rares, you can’t ask her something like that!” Pinkie said stepping in for the currently reddening girl. “You know she’s going to get all flustered and short circuit like that time I spilt Fizzy Pop Berry Twist on Rainbow’s Gamestation!”

“That was you?!” Rainbow barked. “I’m going to kill you!”

“You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, Fluttershy,” Twilight assured her.

“Um, it’s okay,” Fluttershy told her softly. She turned back to Rarity and said, “To answer your question, no, because I’m not gay.”

“I’m not gay either!” Rainbow interjected.

Rarity tittered. “Keep telling yourself that, darling,”

“Urgh!”

Just then, the doorbell rang.

“Oooh! Pizza’s here, girls!” Pinkie announced getting onto her feet and bounding down the stairs two at a time.

“I swear every time she does this, you’d think it was the first time she’s having pizza,” Rarity commented following behind her.

When they all reached the bottom step they saw that the pizza delivery boy was no one other than Flash Sentry.

“Hey girls,” He said, tipping his hat. “Pinkie told me you girls were having a sleepover. How’s it going?”

“Great,” Sunset responded for all of them. “I didn’t know you delivered pizza though.”

He nodded. “Yeah, it helps me pay for gas and stuff for the band.” He handed Pinkie the pizza and gave her the change for the twenty she had given him.

As Pinkie walked past Sunset to go upstairs with the pizza, she whispered, “I dare you to prove that you like humans.” before heading up.

Sunset watched the girls all go back into Pinkie’s room and then sighed, turning to Flash, a sultry grin on her face. “So, how do you feel about putting some toppings on my pizza?”

Flash could only nod like a bobblehead as she led him to his car.

Author's Note

I started this in like 2015 I believe? I never finished it. But I decided to because I hit 1500 followers (which I cant believe) and since I haven't posted a story since Christmas. I plan on writing more stories for this month but right now currently i am in really bad pain because of two infected teeth. I need help paying for the dentist to take it out. Its about 400 a tooth. These teeth need to come out. so please if anyone's willing to help, my paypal is here Ill write something for you in return or give you some art. Thanks for all the support over the years and I appreciate you all so much! Here's to a new year!