It's a beautiful day in Canterlot. Spring is in the air, and neither Sombra nor Pinkie wants to work, but that's the life of an adult. But no one should say it's fun. But when one's fiancee is bored at work, and she is armed with a smartphone... there will not be much work done for Sombra.

Not that kind of work, anyway.

Set in the EQG universe, so humanised characters. Very much inspired by Harmony Charmer and her SombraPie fics. All of them, really, but mostly Distractions and The things I do for love. Thanks for letting me use your world! Go read it now, it's really good stuff.

First chapter proofread by NOPONY IMPORTANT. Big credit. Yes sir. And now with correct spelling!