Four in the morning!

by epicbronytime

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 516

After a rough night, Vinyl and Derpy return home, greeted by a very angry roommate!

After a rough night, Vinyl and Derpy return home, greeted by a very angry roommate!

I'm completely useless at writing stories, it just bugs me that i have nothing on this account.
Inspired by this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J02-BtZ1bxE

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-25 00:14:41 UTC

Its a Saturday!

Vinyl and Derpy stumbled into there apartment, both unable to walk straight.

Vinyl began to look through her records. "This party's j... just gettin' st...arted!" Vinyl stuttered, the alcohol making it difficult for her to speak.

she took the Record from the shelf, took it out of the sleeve and placed it onto the turntable.

Vinyl then grabbed the stylus needle, her hooves shaking whilst attempting to place on on to the spinning record without scratching it.

"YAY" Derpy cheered as she heard music coming from Vinyls speakers.

Vinyl turned the  volume up to maximum and began to dance with derpy, both losing the balance a few times, breaking many expensive possessions.

Sombra awoke to the sound of music raping his eardrums, breathing in an aggressive manor, he got out of bed.

Vinyl and Derpy continued to dance until they saw sombra enter the room and grabbed the record from the turntable.

"Don't scratch it! Wait..."

Vinyl looked in horror as she saw Sombra throw the record out the window.

"That was the second album I ever bought!" Vinyl choked.

"It's four in the fucking morning!" Sombra growled, staring into Vinyls sunglasses.

"but... but It's a Saturday!"  Derpy said in disbelief

"No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in Celestias' Royale guard is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry!?" Sombra yelled aggressively

"Fuck, yeah!" Derpy giggled drunkenly,

"Look... Sombra, I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks, we split up with Octy tonight". Vinyl said in a depressing tone.

Sombra sighed forgivingly. " Just keep it down, alright? Sombra began to leave the room

"...Prick."

Sombra stopped "...What was that?"

"N...nothing."  Derpy said with guilt in her voice.

Sombra turned towards Derpy but Vinyl held him back.

"STOP! we're all friends here!

"She's not my friend she's a FUCKING IDIOT!"

Derpy began to sob "What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means why don't you fuck off! You wanna live like a brainless mule?, Then go live in the shed, you thick fuck!

Derpy burst into tears

"Oh just leave her alone! vinyl yelled with derpy crying in her arms.

"Stop defending her scratch! All she ever does is hold you back."

He began to laugh

"Or is it easier having someone around who's more brainless than you are?"  Sombra laughed.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Vinyl Choked.

"You know what I mean..."

"I assume it was Octy who did the dumping? "

Vinyl held back her tears and nodded.

"Sort your fucking life out!" Sombra spat.

"I've got a splitting headache and your stupid hip hop isn't helping."  Sombra said, leaving the room.

"And the front door is open. AGAIN!"

Sombra slams the door and went back upstairs.

"It's not hip hop, it's electro... Prick!" Derpy said with rage, tears still filling her eyes.

"Come on Derpy, lets leave, i don't want to see the cruel bastard again!

Derpy nods in agreement and they both walk out of the apartment.

Leaving the door wide open.