Voice of Anarchy

by SuperBronyBlue

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Starlight Glimmer, Adventure, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character
Length: 2339

The Equalists are gaining in influence, with Luna being the only princess not to become one and Discord stripped of his powers the world seeks out a new spirit of chaos, and what it finds will rock the foundation of Equestria as we know it

After Starlight Glimmer had successfully equalized the Main 6 she set her sights on the rest of Equestria, in a few short months her movement has been gaining influence, with three of the four princesses equalized, Luna a fugitive, and Discord stripped of his chaotic nature and equalized, there is nothing that can stop the spread of harmony through equality, but the world demands equilibrium, demands chaos, demands a hero, enter Sebastian Cane, a normal guy (somewhat) who may be a little (try a lot) crazy and a little (once again, try a lot) of a nerd for games, comics, and anime. He will be thrust in a world were he will lead an army of ponies who will fight to keep their individuality, free those that have been brainwashed by Starlight, and help rebuild a government, all at once, but at least he has reality-warping powers to help him.

"Yeah I know these powers really come in handy a lot don't they"

...What how did you get here?!

"I wanted to try out my forth-wall breaking powers, and do . . . this"

(makes the room pitch black and summons Mr. Popo from DBZ Abridged)

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

(Narrator sceams like a little baby and faints)

(Sebastian laughs while eat a bag of popcorn that he materialized out of nowhere)
"pfffft hahahahaha thats allways funny"

"I'll say"

(Rated teen for swearing and references I might make, to be on the safe side)

Published 2015-05-29 06:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-24 00:51:06 UTC

Prologue, or as i call it B.M. (Before Me) . . . ha, bm

Prologue, or as i call it B.M. (Before Me) . . . ha, bm

"Starlight, we found him"
Starlight Glimmer turned to see one her "friends", the princess of friendship enter her room, Twilight, to anyone normal would look creepy, with her dull colors, braided hair and big creepy grin, but not to Starlight who looked at her in shock instead of fear.

"Are you sure!"

"He was hiding in the Everfree Forest, me, Celestia, and the other girls caught him off guard and stunned him"

"Good job Twilight, take me to see him please"Starlight asked while grabing the Staff of Sameness and her saddle bags and following Twilight out the door, putting the staff in her bag. It had been four months since The Main Six had become members of the small village they called home, but in that time Starlight had decided to, with help from the six, to spread her beliefs all across Equestria. The Six' influence helped her cause spread like wildfire, there were those who would resist, like the the other princesses and their newest "friend", but they were dealt with quickly, Celestia and Cadence were excepted into what was now called The Same Lands and had become full members a month and a half ago, Luna had gone into hiding, which left Canterlot easy to take, and as Canterlot fell so to did most of Equestria and the Crystal Empire.

As Starlight thought about what led up to this they had reached their destination, where their captive was just waking up.

To say Discord was having a bad day would be the understatement of the century, he was found by his traitorous friend Fluttershy, chased down like a criminal, cornered like an animal, knocked out by Twilight, and was just now waking up to find himself in a magic-proof jail cell. As he tried to shake the disorientation out of his body the door to the outside world had opened to reveal his former friend and the little bitch who started all this walk in.

"Good morning Discord" Starlight said calmly but with a hint of arrogance, Discord just gave a grunt and turned his face away from them.

"Buck off", was all he said to the two.

"My my such language, we only want to talk to you", Starlight said with with a look of false surprise and sadness; she knew that she wouldn't be able to just talk Discord into becoming one of them, to stand out was in his nature, but anyone could become equalized, three of the four princesses proved that.

"Well I'm not interested in joining your little community, not that I have a choice in the matter now do I?",he stated with a snarl. Starlight just smirked, she loved to break down those tough ones.

"We just want to become better friends by removing what makes us so different, what makes us different from other"

"Well in case you didn't know I don't really have a Cutie Mark so there is nothing to take" he said gesturing to what could be considered his flank which was blank.

"The Staff can take more than just Marks, anythig that makes you different, even your form, within reason" she said as the rage on Discord's face turned into one of confusion.

"What are you talking about"

"The staff can turn you into a pony, the only problem is that it can't change you into different pony species, which means that until I find a way to give the staff more power we can't trully be equal in all aspects, including sub species" and with that pulled the staff out of her bags.

"but we'll worry about that later all that matters now is that you learn how better life is when your just like everybody else", with that his confusion was replaced with fear, she was going to take away everything that made him him and he couldn't defend himself, they put a charm on him when he was out that blocked him from using his magic, in desperation he turned to Twilight.

"Twilight don't let her do this, please I don't want to be another face in the crowd, I want to be me." he said as he started panicing. Twilight looked at him with sincere pity and simpathy, he didn't understand how great it was to have no differences, no way to make anyone jealous, how would he, he only recently just became friends and at a time when she still believed that your differences were a good thing, she and her friends led him to believe that, she now felt as though she failed him as a friend by not showing him true friendship, as he curled up scared of what was to come she went to him and prepared a spell to knock him out.

"Don't worry when you wake up I'll help you learn what true friendship is all about" that was all he heard before the spell made contact and he passed out.

As Starlight used her magic to take away his magic and turn into an earth pony, the chaos magic that was within him slowly started to shrink until it dissapated into nothingness, as Starlight and Twilight left the jailhouse unbeknown to anyone the entire planet planet shuddered, then, depp within the Everfree Forrest something incredible happened, the chaos magic that had once lived in Discord had appeared and opened up portals to different universes, it seemed to be looking for somthing, it stopped in front of one portal, ont that showed a young man, about 5'9" with dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and glasses. he wore a tattered pair of jeans and a plain white T-shirt and seemed to be looking up things on the computer, the "saw" that it had multiple tabs open on it, one that said TeamFourStar, one that said Sonic Comic, one that said Markiplier, and one that said Pokemon Omega Ruby, the tab that was opened showed the first two episodes of season five of MLP. The room he was in had all kinds of random things ranging from Dragon Ball Z, to Pokemon, to Star Wars, and even things form My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The magic listened to the man rant on about how if in the Mane Six' position he would fight to the bitter end,

"I would much rather die than lose my originality, I mean seriously, everyone the same, now that sounds fucking boring", with those words the magic knocked the young man out and proceeded to pull him into the portal, after they both made it through the magic went inside of the man, inbuing him with powers beyond anything he ever imagined and setting him on a journey that would-
(Narrator was hit by a charged Home-run Bat swing and killed ala Super Smash Bros style, the attacker was the young man just described)
Sorry homes, but this is my story and I'm gonna tell it my way, Deadpool style, with forth wall breaks all around. So this is the beginning of my story of how I bullshit my way through saving Equestria, with kickass powers over reality.

Author's Note

First chapter, Booyah back on the story train, for anyone that bothers to care, I am actually going to take down New Beginnings and Old Scars, update it, and send it out at the time I was suffering from that horrible sensation of "WHAT THE HELL SHOUD I WRITE" as well as the always evil writer's block but while I plan out that story I thought that I would make this one series a thing, yes a series, like more than one story. I'm very ambitious whis story and hope that it does good, if so than I will continue it, but I don't want to give up on my first published story either, especially with my plans for a cross over for all my story ideas, I have more than two story ideas and I'm gonna combine them all into one multiverse crossover of epic badassness, so if you care look forward to that, but for now, I will see you in the next chapter, BYE BYE

Chapter 1: The Plot Dump Chapter

The Everfree Forest; a place where all kinds of crazy shit happens (I mean seriously when has a random stranger from another universe not shown up the "unnatural" forest) here we see me in my almighty awesomeness passed out like he just had crazy night of downing a few kegs (which is bull 'cause I don't even like booze) after a few minutes of being knocked out I begin to stir.

"WHO THE HELL KEEPS TALKING WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP"

Oh wait you can hear me?

"Yes, but who are you, how am I even talking to you while I feel like I experiencing the worst hangover ever and why do you sound like me"

Huh, I didn't expect your forth-wall breaking powers to kick in that quickly, either way i'm you, the narrator you

". . . what"

Look I'll give you the short version so we can get back to the story, we're in Equestria, but in this Equestria Twilight and her friends were successfully brainwashed into accepting Starlights view of friendship and began the take over of Equestria, after a while Celestia, Cadance, and most of Equestria fell to, what I will call for now, the Equalists, and just recently Discord was just stripped of his power, this planet, trying to restore equilibrium between chaos and harmony, ripped you out of your world and gave you powers over chaos so that you can find Luna, save the other princesses and The Six, raise an army, show the kingdom that their living a lie, and take back Equestria.

"So, I'm like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix"

Yeah pretty much.

". . . OK cool, thanks for the info, now how do I use these powers?"

I think they come with a User's Manuel, you just have to call it.

". . . I have a User's Manuel, convenient, I summon you , USER"S MANUEL FOR CHAOS POWERS."
It's a User's Manuel, not Shenron. This isn't the Dragon Ball series just imagine it and will it into existence by snapping your fingers.

"Okay, hold on . . . there we go, okay Chapter 1 . . ."
(Yeah we are not narrating this scene it's way too boring, just me reading a manuel so skip that)

One "Reading Montage" later . . .
Okay I'm just going to narrate what your doing right now so your me for a while, cool?

"Okay thats cool"
Alrighty then catch you on the flip side
As I went back to non-interactive narrative the other me decided to try out his new powers,

"Alright lets see *snap*"
With a snap of his fingers he summoned a chocolate shake, just as I know he probably wanted to, I'm so good at this chaos magic, he then used his magic to make ti snow around him for a few minutes, turn into a Saiyan, and rmov all th 's from th sntnc I'm saying, . . . dick.

"Okay I think I got the gist of using my powers, now to make an OG god form, lets see I already got the Saiyan body and armor (Vegeta's when he first landed on Earth, cause thats the best one) and the knowledge of how to use ki and a power level of 200,000, now I'll get connected to the Speed Force, Infinity Gauntlet(with Infinity Stones included), Chaos Emeralds, Scorpion's spear, a special Scouter that can detect hidden energy, all four elemental bendings, and a weapon of my own design; a chunk of liquid metal, harder but heavier than titanium, that can merge with my skeleton or skin, and can turn into any weapon I want and that I can command mentally and can super-heat itself, I shall call it the Heat Whip. I'll only use this form when I'm extremely desperate but besides that, I'll just stick to using Saiyan with the Heat Whip and scouter, gotta carry it somehow. Now that I explained what I'm doing to the readers lets see if I can find some energy signatures."
As he stored his OG god form away to use for later he started up his scouter to search for power levels, after a few seconds of waiting a massive but hidden power level was shown to be in the direction of the Everfree Castle along with two others that seemed to be equal and lower than the first.

"Alright lets check over there first"

One Fly later (yeah we're to lazy to narrate the flying too)
Me in my All Mighty Awesomeness decided to scope out the situation first before going in figuratively guns blazing, so while hiding he finds a odd sight; Luna being caught in between a Magic and a Solar place, that's right the all powerful Night Princess was cornered by a severly power nerfed Celestia and Twilight, come to think of it how did Discord get caught to, couldn't he just up and teleport away when he was being-

"Dude can you shut up I'm trying to co9me up with a plan"
Well sorry, I'm trying to get my two bits in on this thing . . . hey you know what would be awesome? *whispers*

"Aww hell yeah lets do it"
With a snap of his fingers he changes shape and steps out to to save the Night Princess calling attention to him by saying one sentence,

"YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN"

Author's Note

Okay second Chapter sorry this took so long but I've been suffering from writer's block for a while and still kind of am, so I will leave you with this quiz question, who did Sebastian turn into? the first person to answer right gets a moustache :moustache: see ya