The Real Pinkamena Diane Pie
“Mr. and Mrs. Cake?” Pinkie called from the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner.
“Yes dear?” Mrs. Cake asked, walking into the kitchen.
“I think I need some more ingredients. I should go get them, but you and Mr. Cake will have to watch the shop by yourselves until I get back.”
“Oh, no problem, we used to run the store by ourselves no problem before you showed up. Go on and get those ingredients.” Mrs. Cake said, shooing Pinkie out.
Pinkie left with her saddlebag to go find the ingredients she was searching for. She wandered aimlessly through Ponyville. She soon found herself in the Everfree Forest. As she walked through the dark, scary forest she heard a noise. It wasn’t an odd noise, just a noise. But it was loud in the quiet forest and it startled Pinkie. She tripped and fell into a pit. She hit something, hard. Before she passed out she saw the shape of another pony.
When Pinkie awoke, she didn’t know where she was. She looked around and saw that she was in a small cottage. Then she looked down at herself and saw that she was in a bed. She tried to get up but her head began to hurt and she became dizzy. She lay back down and stared up at the ceiling.
“I see you’re finally awake.” Said a strangely familiar voice. Pinkie turned her head towards it and what she saw was unbelievable. She saw herself, but without the curly mane and tail, and her coat seemed darker.
“Uhh, yeah.” Pinkie said, confused. “Are you real?”
“Yes, you and I are one in the same.” The other Pinkie said.
“We are?” Pinkie asked, peering around the other Pinkie, trying to get a good look at her cutie mark. She turned to the side and just as Pinkie Pie had suspected, it was the same as her own.
“Indeed. I think you should call me Pinkamena. That way we won’t get confused.” She said slowly walking over to Pinkie who was still lying on the bed with a severe headache.
“Alright….” Pinkie said awkwardly. “Do you know what happened to me?”
“Yes, you got startled and you tripped and fell down a hill. You bumped into me and then passed out. I carried you here to my cabin in the Everfree Forest.” Pinkamena explained. “I've been taking care of you. It’s nighttime now.”
“It is?”
“Yes. But we should discard the unimportant things. There is something I need to share with you.”
“What is it?” Pinkie asked. She sat up in the bed and Pinkamena sat down in a chair next to the bed.
“I am your dark side. I’m here in Equestria to lead you to the dark side.”
“Why would I be interested in being on the dark side of something? Do you know how happy I always am? I’m like…. The light side of everything.” Pinkie protested.
“Yes, I know.” Pinkamena said, she was beginning to get annoyed at the protesting. “But you must convert to evil, you must become like me or I will disappear forever. Just do as I tell you, and no harm will come to you or your friends.”
“Why would any harm come to my friends?” Pinkie asked.
“I will harm them myself.” Pinkamena said. An evil grin came across her face and she pulled a large, sharp knife out of thin air.
“What!?” Pinkie screamed, jumping out of the bed and running towards the door. “No! I won’t let you hurt my friends, I’ll go tell them so they can stop you.”
“Oh, you won’t get very far.” Pinkamena said as she chased after Pinkie with the knife in her mouth. She laughed at the look of fear and despair on the face of the usually happy pony. “Don’t you remember me? We were friends once, don’t run away.” She called after Pinkie as she galloped out the door and back into the forest.
“No! Just stay away from me! I don’t want anything to do with you! Just leave me and my friends alone!” Pinkie screamed as she ran away as fast as she could.
“You can run but you can’t hide.” Pinkamena called into the forest. She laughed loudly and maniacally as she began to chase after her prey. The sound of her laughter echoed in Pinkie’s ears as she fled for her and her friend’s lives.
Pinkie continued running, tears streamed out of her eyes and blurred her vision but she didn’t stop running. She needed to find her friends and warn them. What she didn’t know was that her double was close behind her.
“It would be in your best interest if you just joined me.” Pinkamena continued trying to convince Pinkie as she chased after her with plans of murder.
Pinkie stayed silent and kept running as fast as she could manage. She suddenly felt a sharp pain in the front right leg. It slowed her down but didn’t stop her. She blinked the tears out of her eyes so she could see where she was going. Just as she did so she saw a large tree right in her path, but it was too late to dodge it. She hit the tree hard and fainted again.
When Pinkie woke up, she was back in the cabin she had been in before. She tried to move, but found that she was immobilized. She looked at herself and noticed that she had been tied up.
She felt something wet, sticky and hot running down her foreleg and down her torso. She figured it must be blood, and it must have been from the pain she felt earlier. She felt blood on her head as well, running down the side of her face.
She heard a sound that she couldn't place. Something she had never heard before, but if she had to guess, she would have thought that it sounded like metal being rubbed against more metal. The sound suddenly stopped, and it became eerily quiet in the small cabin.
There was evil laughter and the quiet sound of hoof steps slowly getting louder. Pinkie knew that it was her kidnapper, Pinkamena. She was even surer of her previous suspicions once she came out of the shadows bearing the knife she had earlier, only sharper and more dangerous looking.
“Are you ready for your punishment?” Pinkamena asked. Her pupils had shrunk dramatically in size and the smile on her face was unbelievable large. She looked insane, but perhaps she was.
Pinkie began to struggle against the ropes that held her. “No, you… You can’t do this. You’re crazy!” Pinkie shouted in protest. Her voice was lined with pain and fear, but that just made Pinkamena laugh.
“Of course I’m crazy.” She laughed again, moving closer, holding the knife close to Pinkie.
“N-no! P-please don’t…” Pinkie begged, her voice shaking.
“There is nothing you can do or say that will stop me. Once I kill you, I will take your place in Equestria. I will become the new Pinkie Pie, and nopony will know the difference.”
“Y-yes they will. They’ll know, they’ll all figure it out eventually.” Pinkie said, struggling even more. She began to cry, knowing that her fate was sealed.
“Now is the time.” Pinkamena said and she moved closer. She gently pressed the sharp knife against the Pinkie’s soft fur coat. She trailed the tip of the blade down her torso, straight down the middle. She pressed down and blood spurted out. Pinkie screamed and Pinkamena laughed. Her face was covered in her enemy’s blood and she licked it all off with her tongue, which seemed abnormally long.
“Wh-why are you d-doing this?” Pinkie cried out. She was shaking, and her voice was cracking.
“Because it is needed for the future of the dark side.” Pinkamena said, pulling the blade away from Pinkie’s flesh and licking all the blood off it. She used her hooves to rip apart Pinkie’s torso. Pinkie screamed, it was loud and shrill, but it soon faded and became quiet and raspy.
Pinkamena laughed sadistically, she relished in the pain her victim was feeling. She peeled open her skin and exposed her inner organs. She reached around inside her chest, searching for her most vital organ, her heart. Pinkie screamed again, but hardly anything came out. She was getting weak, she would die soon.
Pinkamena pulled her hooves out of Pinkie’s chest, they were covered in fresh blood. She picked the knife back up and stabbed randomly in the spot where her heart might be. She screamed and laughed as blood splattered all over her. Once she finally punctured Pinkie’s heart. Her body stopped moving, the small pathetic screams stopped and her eyes faded from blue to gray, and they became lifeless.
“My work here is done.” Pinkamena said happily as she pulled the knife out of the corpse for the last time, and licked the blade clean. She licked her lips and savored the taste of the fresh blood.
“Hmm…. I think I've come across an absolutely brilliant idea.” She laughed more evilly than ever. She left the room to go wash up and get her disguise ready. She would carry out her plan of becoming Pinkie Pie and bringing her to the dark side. Although it wouldn't go exactly as the original plan had intended, it would still be absolutely, wonderfully, evil and perfect.
