A Weird Summer

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Rumble, Diamond Tiara, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Silver Spoon, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1423

Stories of a weird summer

The children of Miss Cheerilee's class are released for summer. It gets pretty weird pretty fast.

Published 2015-05-24 20:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-28 00:05:58 UTC

This was supposed to be normal

"How?" The now stuck Rumble and Scootaloo asked. Their faces were only three inches away.

"I don't know! Alright! All I did was play Rarity's Keytar, sprout pony ears and a horn, thought about glue, a green aura surrounded me, and bam! You're glued toghether." Sweetie said.

Flashback Time!

"Let's become musicians!" Rumble exclaimed.

"I call singer!" Diamond said.

'I get backup then." Silver stated

"I get guitar." Scootaloo said.

"Ah get bass." Apple Bloom said.

"Drummer!" Rumble said.

"Tambourine." Button said.

"Keytar?" Sweetie said, unsure.

Since Diamond sucked at singing, Sweetie had to sing instead.

"It doesn't matter if you're sixty kilometers behind, you'll always be a friend of miiiiinnnnnneee!" Sweetie paused to breathe. "You're loyal, and you treat me like a royal! Sweetie was being slowly being lifted into the air. A friend for life's challenges, is what you areeee!" Sweetie sprouted a horn, her hair extended to create something like a ponytail and got some pony ears. We're stuck like glueeeeeee!" Sweetie was surrounded by a green aura and Rumble and Scootaloo were unlucky enough to be stuck toghether by Superglue. Rumble accidentally kissed Scootaloo.

"Hold on. You're a pony-human." Button snapped a picture. So did everyone else.

"How. Oh.......... Sorry about that. Heh heh. Rarity! We need some superglue remover!" Sweetie yelled.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREAKING NORMAL! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO US?!" Scootaloo cried.

"Ah dunno, Scoots. Ah dunno." Apple Bloom answered.

Now unstuck, Scootaloo had a deadpan expression. So did Rumble.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm both physically and emotionally scarred. Therapy anyone?" Rumble said.

Both the glue-covered and nearly naked boy and girl looked themselves over. For starters, Scootaloo just had a sports bra and exercise shorts, and Rumble was in his underwear. Rumble had a few burns, small cuts, and was glue covered. Scootaloo, who had taken more damage, was bleeding here and there, had a little more burns than Rumble, and was glue covered.

"How about a milkshake race?" Button suggested.

"Mind Bleach." Silver said.

"Good idea. I'll call Daddy." Die took out her phone and clicked her father's contact. It rung for one second. "Daddy, get me some Mind Bleach. Now. Okay. Bye!" Diamond hung up.

"Rumbler!" Thunderlane walked in, embracing Rumble.

"I HATE SUMMER! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'LL YELL THIS! I MEAN IT!" Rumble yelled. "FAUST GODDANGIT, THUNDERLANE GET OFF OF ME! CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE MULTIPULE WOUNDS? THE ONLY GOOD THING WAS I ACCIDENTALLY KISSED SCOOTALOO!" Rumble yelled. Thunderlane instantly got off of his little brother.

"Sheesh. Sorry." Thunderlane left.

"This sucks Sporting Goods." Diamond mumbled.

Learn to swim bro

The five eleven year olds, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were the oldest by being twelve, were at Diamond's private pool. Button Mash had orange swim trucks with D-Pads all over, Sweetie Belle had a lavender bikini with pink hearts to match her mane, much to her protest. Apple Bloom had a one-piece with with apples, Scootaloo had a purple tankini, Rumble had blue trunks, Silver Spoon had a bikini with Her name embroidered on hers, and Diamond's was like Silver's but had Diamond Tiara on it instead. Button was fanning Sweetie as she sipped on a glass of lemonade.

"Wanna swim with us?" Rumble asked. Button froze. Then he started to cry.

"Mommmmmmmmm!" Button broke down. "Mommmmmmm!" He called again.

Sweetie facepalmed. "He can't swim, neither can I." Sweetie said simply, while rubbing Button's soft hair.

"I'm amazed you lived to see five. I mean, you had to do something with water. Right?" Diamond said.

"Come ta think about it, we haven't done anything with water." AB said. Scootaloo nodded.

"Sooo...... You like sitting and worshiping Sweetie Belle, don't you?" Silver said. Button nodded. Diamond snickered. Once Sweetie got up, she pushed her into the pool and Silver Spoon pushed Button in.

"Help! *glurg* Me! *glug* Now! *blurb*" Sweetie managed to get out before sinking completly.

"Save Sweetie before meeeee! *fllbt glurg bulb blurb*" Button cried, before sinking.

"WHAT ABOUT OUR PAROLE OFFICER? WE'LL GO TO JAIL!" Silver shrieked.

"WE'RE COMING SWEETIEMASH OR BUTTONBELLE!" Yelled Diamond Tiara and Silver in unison. Seconds later, a unconscious Sweetie Belle and Button Mash were taken out of the pool. Silver laid Sweetie on top of Button.

"Now kiss!" Silver exclaimed as the two soaked children touched lips. She could feel the spark of life jolt into her now-friends-because-parole-officer-made-them-or-else-she-would-go-to-jail.

"WHAT THE BUCK?" Button yelled.

"WENDSDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY!" Sweetie yelled.

"Learn how to swim, Bro." Rumble said.

"Yeah, Sweetie learn how to swim." Scootaloo said. In response, the two pulled out Joy Boys and exchanged texts containing language that would make the devil blush.

"YA THINK?" They said in unison.

Our Paper/ Epiloge

Many papers were handed in on the first day of Seventh Grade. Cherrilee read through many.

My Summer by Twist

My summer was great! I made many candies.

A+. Last paper! Cheerilee began to read.

Our Summer by Apple Bloom, Button Mash, Diamond Tiara, Rumble, Scootaloo, Silver Spoon, and Sweetie Belle

Our summer was........ Special. I nearly drowned and Silver made me kiss Button. Not that I hate him. I nearly died. Also, Sweetie Belle turned into a pony-human and stuck Rumble and Scootaloo together with Superglue! That was funny! My summer was awesome! I kissed Rumble! I like him, and he likes me back! Eeeeeee! Mah summer was great! Ah saw romance buddin! I hated my Summer! Scoots and I had to spend three days in the hospital. I nearly went to jail. I loved my summer! Although I needed Mind Bleach.

A++! Cheerilee beamed with pride. She frowned when she realized what went on. She shrugged it off.

A bit of a aftermath...

Diamond Tiara yelled. So loud in fact, it shattered her mirror. She had to spend a week with Button Mash and Sweetie Belle.

The beginning of the weird

It was the last day of sixth grade. As usual, Scootaloo was talking to Rumble, Apple Bloom was trying to get Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to leave her alone, and Sweetie Belle and Button Mash were chatting on Joyboys secretly.

"Alright, class, Cherrilee began, "we're going to tell what each of us are going to do for the summer! Diamond Tiara?" Miss Cherrilee said.

"I going to spend my summer with Silver. I also, have to  spend my summer with Rumbleloo, Farm Gal, And SweetieMash." Diamond Said.

"What? Are you referring to Scootaloo, Rumble, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Button Mash?" Cheerilee asked. DT nodded. "Okay........... Um.... Button?" Miss Cherrilee said.

"Uh...... One more level." Button muttered.

"Button! Give me your Joy Boy now! That also goes for you, Sweetie Belle." Miss Cheerilee held out her hand as Sweetie Belle and Button Mash, both blushing from embarrassment, handed over their Joy Boys. "Tell your plans for Summer in front of your class. Now." Cherrilee looked at the kids, waiting.

"We'rebotharespendingoursummerlikeDiamondTiaraandSilverSpoon." Button rushed out. Cherrilee nodded.

"Alright," Cheerilee began, but the bell cut her off. Everybody flooded out of the classroom exept said teacher and Sweetie Belle.

"Help. Me." Sweetie whispered, only to herself, as she got the two Joy Boys and began to leave.

Kids World War!

Scootaloo smeared dark green war paint on her face. She checked her ammo. She. Was. Ready.

Sweetie checked her quiver. She had one hundred arrows. She made sure her nerf rebelle arrow was perfect. She. Was. Ready.

"Rules for last war! You fire on ten. And no dirty work. Right, Scootaloo." Rumble announced. Scoots nodded. "One, two, three, Sweetie get an arrow ready, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, RUMBLE!" Rumble yelled. He ducked and ran to the watching post.

"Bullseye!" Sweetie yelled as an arrow hit Scootaloo's left breast dead-on.

"You..... You...... You Birch!" Scootaloo yelled as she shot three bullets, one of them landing on Sweetie's left breast, one landed her right breast, and the last one on Sweetie's privates.

"AHHHHHHHH! MY AHHH! THEY HURT! MY BOOBS!" Sweetie howled before she curled up into a ball and fainted.

"I win!" Scootaloo yelled.

"No, she hit yer heart. You're dead. Sweetie lived longer. An' somebody get me some water!" Apple Bloom commanded. Button ran and returned with a bucket of room-tempuature water. AB splashed it on Sweetie.

"Scootaloo, you're dead." Sweetie fired her arrows until she couldn't reconize Scootaloo. Button took a picture.

"BEST DAY EVER!" Everyone except Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.