Swooty Bell Adventures Part 5: Scootaloo and the Swooty Squad

by Protopony350

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Trixie, Apple Bloom, Spike, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Scootaloo, Adventure
Length: 28282

Scootaloo attempts to adjust to her life in a strange new universe, while a great and ancient power watches her form afar, biding its time. ACTION! DRAMA! SUSPENSE! EVIL VILLAINS! GALLANT HEROES! HORSES!

A year and a half has passed since the ascension of Swooty Bell to the Fabric Nebula, and Scootaloo is still having trouble fitting into Eqwoostrian society.

Everything is different in this world, and she has been separated from her dearest friends by an entire universe.

And if that's not bad enough, she has been marked by an ancient power. A power that wishes to regain it's form and once again rule over the planet.

A power that feels awfully familiar to one of Scootaloo's new friends.

ACTION! DRAMA! SUSPENSE! EVIL VILLAINS! GALLANT HEROES! HORSES!

Cover art by Jamey4

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

Published 2015-05-26 07:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-01 05:06:36 UTC

WE FOUND A BODY

So yeah they totally began the long drive to the Diamond District.

"So how long is this drive anyway?" Asked Apple Friend who was declared missing by her orphanage but no one cared enough to look for her.

"About 3 hours." Answered Changeshape who was the car.

"What do we do to pass the time?" Again asked Apple Friend.

"WE ARE GOING TO PLAY EYE SPY!" Ordered Robotimo in a really threatening way.

Everyone agreed that a game of eye spy was in order.

"I spy sand." Said Spine.

"I spy clouds." Said Changeshape.

"I spy The Battleground of Torment, the scorched and dead earth that hosted the great Momba war!" Said Apple Friend.

Scootaloo knew this wasn't how you played this game, but she was bored enough to go along with it.

"Uh....I see.....HOLY CRAP A DEAD BODY!" She said in horror and that laugh track played again.

The car came to a stop.

Spine ran over to the body and OH MAN IT'S STILL ALIVE. and also spine looked at his face and he looked like this

"I must......find.......Swooty....." He said, hardly holding on to his life oh man this is getting sad.

Well they dragged him into the wife car and gave him some water.

After two and a half hours he woke up.

"Thank you my friends. I nearly died and after that would not have been able to complete my mission." The really attractive man said.

"Hey, no problem, but who are you? You look really familiar." Asked and also stated Scootaloo.

"Oh, you probably remember my father. He always told me he was really good friends with Swooty Bell, and if I remember my stories correctly, you all look like her friends!" he said with happy.

"Well I'm sorry to tell you this, but Swooty died over a year ago..." Bad news'd Spine.

"Oh no......all may be lost." He said with tears.

"Please, just tell us what's going on." Pleaded Scootaloo.

"I...I'm sorry. Let me start over. My name is Mr.McDreamy, the son of the great Mr.McMeany." He said and they all gasped.

"TIE HIM UP AND FEED HIM TO THE SARLAC!" Said Changeshape.

"Hold on! Maybe he's not as bad as McMeany!" Reasoned Scootaloo.

"What do you mean? Wasn't he your friend?" Asked the confused McDreamy.

"Boy, do we have a story to tell you..." Said Twix Bar who was also blushing because McDreamy was so hot.

SO THEY TOLD HIM THE ENTIRE SWOOTY BELL SAGA.

"Well crap that would explain the doomsday devices he kept in the living room." Said McDreamy.

"So ok yeah so WHY did you need to find Swooty anyway?" Asked someone in the car or maybe it WAS the car I don't know.

"Oh, yes. I was doing really sciencey research when I picked up a 'Universal Wave', and boy I tell you that's NOT a good thing! When I felt the power I jumped into my dad's old wormhole hopper and hopped right over to Horse Planet U.S.A to get help." He exposition'd.

"Wait, what's a 'Universal Wave'?" Thought the reader.

"It is a powerful pulse of energy. It only happens when a being or object of immense power is about to emerge. It was a really weak one, but was just strong enough to reach my planet. Even one this weak could mean a great danger." He continued to explain.

"But how did you know to come HERE?" Asked Apple Friend who wanted to be a part of the conversation.

"When the wave occurs, it rips wormholes open all over the effected area. The wormholes lead to the source. It lead me HERE, and I knew Swooty would be of great help to stop whatever calamity is coming,"

"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, but it's time for a commercial." Said Twix Bar.

The universe went dark.

"Are you 60 or older? Have unpaid dept, home loans, or other expenses? Are you worried about funeral costs or other final expenses? LOL SUCKS TO BE YOU!"

this advertisement was brought to you by campbell's soup.

AND BACK TO THE ACTION

Scootaloo threw up a little as the universe went back to normal.

"Ok guys, was THAT normal, because I've been here over a year and I've never seen that." Said the really angry Scootaloo.

"Of course, that was just a normal word from our sponsor!" Said Twix Bar.

Scootaloo glared at her.

"Ok well our little Scoots here has been having crazy dreams that are leading us on an epic adventure. Maybe it's connected." Said Changeshape.

"Well I'm willing to try anything at this point. I shall join you!."

MR.MCDREAMY HAS JOINED THE PARTY.

LVL 5

+2 ATK

+2DEF

+8INT

+100HANDSOME

And they continued the journey. Only minutes from the Diamond District, Scootaloo fell asleep.

Return of the Princess

Scootaloo stood in a small pink room. It was pleasant, but somehow tacky at the same time. She chuckled to herself at the thought of how Rarity would react to it.

She almost didn't notice the large blue alicorn standing before her. She was radiant. Her long beautiful yellow hair flowed in a way that made Scootaloo think of Princess Celestia, and the rad streak down the middle was also neat!

"Wh...who are you?" Asked the orange one.

"Welcome to the Dream Castle. You have done well little Scootaloo. I have been calling you for a long time now, and I am overjoyed that you have found me. I could not communicate with these other ponies, for they are much too different from myself. You are not the same, but similar enough. Scootaloo, the world was once much different. Much better. Now he is returning, and I must be reborn to aid in the coming fight." Said the alicorn in a really strange and vague way.

"But how? Who is returning? What do you want me to do?"

"Tell Twix Bar to go to 'her' tomb, and that life still burns within her. Scootaloo, your presents here is enough to give me strength. You are special, and you shall be a great savior. Please, help me save this world."

Scootaloo woke up and fell out of the car and hit her head again.

"SCOOTY DID YOU HAVE THE DREAM?" Asked Changeshape while she was also hugging her.

"Wha? Mom aren't you the car?" Scootaloo was flabbergasted.

"Don't worry about that let me put you back in the car" So she put her back in the car that was herself and continued to be the car.

"TWIX!" Scootaloo blurted out.

"WHA?" Twix yelled in response.

"DREAM! I HAD THE DREAM BUT IT WAS CLEARER! I SAW AN ALICORN! And and and she said that tell you to go to 'her' tomb and that she was still alive and and and we have to help her or the world will end!" Scootaloo needed to settle down a little.

" 'Her' tomb?" Twix was confused but then it clicked and she was no longer confused.

"HEAD TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN!" Ordered Twix.

So the ride took a little while and this stuff happened during the ride.

"So this is what it's like to go on a Swootventure?" Asked Apple Friend.

"Oh man do you guys really call them that?" Asked an unamused Scootaloo.

"Little pony, why did your eye twitch when you said Swooty?" Asked McDreamy and Apple Friend's eye twitched again.

"W...what do you mean?" She asked with a fake smile.

"It just seems like you have a little panic attack every time we bring her up." He pushed.

"HAS ANYONE NOTICED WE HAVE A ROBOT FRIEND NOW WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" Apple Friend was trying to change the subject.

Well at that moment they rolled up to an old cave. Few now she didn't have to talk about her feelings.

They all got out of the car and the car turned back into Changeshape.

"ZOINKS! This is like one spooky cave dudes!" Said Robotimo.

They slowly walked into the cave, and it was actually a pretty nice cave.

At the end sat a grave, and it was glowing something crazy.

"This is it guys." Said Twix Bar.

"But WHO is it?" Asked Scootaloo.

"The first alicorn. One of my greatest friends. Princess Wayback!" She said and thunder and lighting was also happening.

"But I thought she was dead!" Insisted Changeshape who was afraid of alicorns because she battled Princess Sun a few years ago and got her butt kicked.

"So did I, but somehow she has been talking to Scootaloo, and-" but she was cut off when ANOTHER voice started talking.

"My dear Twix Bar, it has been for too long."

Twix bar started to tear up. "PRINCESS, IS IT REALLY YOU?"

"Indeed it is. Little Scootaloo is the reason I am able to speak to you now. When I died, I escaped into the dream realm, but was unable to communicate with  the ponies of Eqwoostria. However when Scootaloo arrived, I felt a deep connection. She was like me, uncorrupted by the unholy evil that befell this world so long ago. I dare not speak his name, but know that he is returning, and you shall need my aid to stop him." Princessed the princess.

"But HOW can we help you? You're a dream voice!" Insisted McDreamy.

"You are a great genius McDreamy. I ask you to create a new body for me. A body of steel that can not be torn apart like my old one. Please, for the world has liitle time left!" She begged him.

"...I'll need 2 hours." He said.

1 HOUR LATER

"Ok guys just one more hour." Said McDreamy

1 HOUR LATER

"IT IS COMPLETE!" Mcdreamy announced as he unveiled the giant horse robot.

"Holy crap you did that in 2 hours?" Asked Scootaloo in shock.

"Oh it was easy! I always have a little vibranantium and an entire laboratory in my backpack!" He explained flawlessly.

The body looked exactly like Princess Wayback, but also had laser canons on it!

"This is amazing McDreamy, now I can rejoin my best friend! Now I can save this world!" And she took over the body.

Twix Bar started crying and ran over to her and gave her a hug.

"...Now I can rule this world again, and return it to what it once was!" She said.

A wave of magic shot from Princess Wayback, and the Swooty Squad was knocked out.

"...Now nothing shall stand in my way."

Princess Wayback flew from the cave, and set her sights on Horse Nation U.S.A.

The One With All the Feels

Scootaloo stood on the peak of a mountain.

"I have seen the power she holds, but she was taken before my arrival. Know that my wrath shall be two-fold due to this insult. I am coming for you, Scootaloo, and I shall split your world asunder before my conquest truly begins." Said a dark and ominous voice.

"Who are you?" She asked much calmer than she meant to. I mean she was pretty much in full panic mode on the inside.

"I am a force of nature!" He said as the sky turned red.

The mountain began to crumble under her, and she fell into a deep abyss.

"And you can not stop even a single step of my hooves."

Scootaloo was finally able to scream as an image of her parents being vaporized appeared before her.

Oh man that got dark someone throw a pie or something!

Scootaloo awoke on the ground but still somehow hit her head.

"SCOOTYPOO ARE YOU OK?" Demanded Changeshape as she shook her.

"COME ON MOM YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS HOW EVEN DID YOU DO THAT?" Scootaloo asked in shock.

"A mother always knows when her child is having a nightmare head hitting!" She replied proudly.

"OH COME ON NO WAY IS THAT A THING!" She was getting irritated.

"Oh, nightmare head hitting? I had one last week and my mom flew all the way around the world to hug me!" Said Robotimo.

"YOU'RE A ROBOT YOU DON'T EVEN ok fine I give up!" Scootaloo yielded!

It was at that moment that she remembered what was going on.

"DID THE PRINCESS ATTACK US?" She blurted.

Twix Bar sat on the grave of her "friend", and looked at Scootaloo all sad and stuff man this is depressing.

"Yes Scootaloo, she did, and now we have to stop her!" She said as her sadness turned to seething anger.

So they began the long walk home that would take like a whole day.

Scootaloo, McDreamy, Robotimo, Twix Bar, and Apple Friend all walked about, lets say, 20 feet ahead, while Spine and Changeshape stayed back about, oh, lets say, 20 feet.

"Should we really be doing this?" Asked Spine.

"I don't know. I have been worried sick from the beginning of this journey. I feel like Scootaloo is going to do great things, like Swooty. She's strong and confidant, but Swooty ended up getting Scootaloo'd for her deeds. I don't think I could take it if we lost Scootaloo." She totally poured her heart out.

"Oh man I totally agree, but I was talking about walking. Should we be walking through this wasteland instead of driving?" Whoops.

"Whoops!" She replied and she turned into a car and they all started to drive home.

SO THEY MADE IT BACK HOME!

"Wow that Giant Jumbo Jellyfish battle sure was amazing!" Said McDreamy.

"yeah, and Spine won that mysterious locked box because he dealt the finishing blow!" Said Apple Friend.

"Are your adventures always this insane?" Asked the riveted McDreamy.

"Oh you have NO idea. We told you about most of our adventures, but we didn't even mention the time we fought the Smooze in that crazy Choose Your Own Adventure adventure!" Said Twix Bar who was trying to start a conversation with McDreamy because he's so McDreamy.

"THAT AIN'T CANON!" Screamed Apple Friend.

"What? But we saved the world! A turtle robbed a convenience store! It was crazy!" She insisted.

"NOT CANON!" SHE insisted.

And thus it fell into the category of "Swooty Legends" and was never brought up again.

Well the team rolled up to Horse Capital U.S.A and OH CRAP it already had guards posted outside.

"Guys, did she already take over the city?" Asked Apple Friend.

"It sure looks that way....Mom, think you can do us a favor?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Anything for you Scootykins!" She replied and everyone chuckled a little.

"Could you transform into a guard and go see what's going on in the city?" She asked.

"I don't see why not!" So she did that and slipped into the city.

"So what do we do now?" Asked Spine.

"Spine, Scootaloo, could you go find some firewood?" Asked McDreamy who had an ulterior motive.

"Ok I guess" they both said in unison and that was really weird and they walked away.

"Twix and Robotimo, you should go check out the other side of the city gates. We need to know how well this place is fortified." He asked the people he asked.

"Alright, that sounds like a good plan!" And they left.

McDreamy and Apple Friend sat alone in the small patch of trees they had stopped in that I forgot the mention.

"Apple Friend....are you okay?" McDreamy asked.

"W-w-what do ya mean?" She asked reluctantly.

"Swooty." He said.

Her eye started twitching.

"What happened to you? I wanted to get rid of the others so you'd feel more comfortable. Why are you so on edge all of the time?" he pushed.

"Its nothin!" She said, her voice cracking a little.

"Please, I just want to help!" He continued to push.

"You could NEVER understand!" She said and she was getting teary and come on I don't remember signing up for this feels trip!

"Did you know that my family comes from another universe? We never talked about it, but we came from a much different place. We moved when I was much younger because my father said he was 'being called' to this universe. At the time I had no idea he was evil. We settled on a small planet that happened to be in the exact opposite orbit to your own. We were the only humans. I felt alone, but knew that someday I would return to my own universe. To my own planet. To my friends. Do you know why I'm here now instead?" He asked the little pony.

"Because you're researching that wave thing?" She assumed.

"That's why I'm here with you now, but I SHOULD be back home. I WOULD be back home...if I still HAD a home. You see Apple Friend, my entire universe was destroyed during the great war with Marcopolypse. Swooty herself destroyed it. Rest assured little Apple Friend, any issues you have with Swooty Bell, I will certainly understand!" Beep Beep no breaks on this feels truck.

Apple Friend broke down into sobbing and let it all out.

"SHE WAS A MONSTER TO ME MCDREAMY! I WAS LIKE A PUNCHING BAG! EVERYONE I LOVED DIED BECAUSE OF ONE OF HER STUPID WARS AND AH HATE HER SO MUCH!" Guh.

McDreamy pulled her in for a hug.

Just out of sight, Twix Bar watched the scene play out. She smiled.

"Sorry I'm late" Said Bike Clown as he rolled up on his bike.

He hit Twix Bar with a pie, and honked his nose.

*HONK HONK*

How Changeshape Spent Her Summer Vacation

How Changeshape Spent Her Summer Vacation

Well that was depressing lets bring up the mood a little.

Changeshape snuck into the city, and the first thing she saw was ponies being forced to work as slaves.

Oh for the love of.....

So yeah anyway all the guards and stuff was all like talking about the Princess giving a speech or something later, but that was in TEN MINUTES! so Changeshape needed to kill some time so she decided to talk to a pony about treehouses. I mean come one who doesn't like treehouses?

Well it was a really cool conversation and stuff but the speech was starting!

Princess Wayback stood on a balcony thing outside of the House of Leadership or whatever. Like that thing Twilight gave her speech on when she got wings yeah one of those things so this was the speech

"My people, this is my entire plan and reason for doing this-" She began to talk.

Changeshape really should have listened, but man she just kept thinking about treehouses. The way they're all like up in the air and all of your friends get together to build it and it's really fun and yeah her Spine and Scootaloo are building a treehouse when this is all over. Yeah man it'll be epic. It'll have a tire swing and a trap door with a rope and a bucket for snack transportation and a lava lamp and a TV for movie night and a popcorn popper and oh man this is going to be a cool treehouse and and and it'll be able to support all of the Swooty Squad and they'll have a party when this is all over and wow this is just going to be the best! Like she already loves this treehouse and she just KNOWS that Spine and Scootaloo will be all over this idea and it'll be great to spend time as a family and this will be the best summer ever! Oh they should have a big sleepover. And Beanbag chairs oh this is going to be SO COOL!

"-- SO FORWARD TO VICTORY!"

Oh crap she missed the entire thing and learned nothing.

Well she figured she better get away before she was found out but on the way out she saw someone she knew. IT WAS HER OLD COLLAGE ROOM MATE!

"DUMPY LOO?" She said really loud.

"OH NO I'M SORRY PLEASE NO BEATINGS!" She said in fright.

"What? Oh man no I'm sorry I just LOOK like the official beating pony. It's me, Changeshape!" She said but this time not as loud.

Dumpy Loo got really happy also she's a grey pegasus who has bubbles for a cutie mark lololol.

"CHANGESHAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She whispered.

"Dumpy, it's only been like 12 hours what on earth happened?" Changeshape asked the really , oh, lets say, derpy pony who was named Dumpy Loo.

"She just gave a speech about that, didn't you hear it?" She asked confused and a little dazed.

"I was thinking about a treehouse." She answered honestly.

"I completely understand. She's forcing all ponies to join her new army. Any who refuse are sent to the army mines to mine more army. She said it's for our own good. Donkey Guy already died from tiredness. We NEED help Changeshape, and we need it SOON!" Said Dumpy Lumpy.

Changeshape heard most of that while also thinking about the cool rope ladder she was going to make for the treehouse.

"Dumpy, we have a ragtag group of misfits on the job, we CAN'T fail." She assured her.

"What about 'Ragtag War 5' when ten million ragtag groups died?" Asked Dumpy who was really smart.

"We didn't have Swooty during THAT war!" She said with confidence.

"You don't have Swooty NOW!" Oh crap she's right.

"Oh man crap. Well I have to go tell the group what's going on. Be prepared to fight when I give the signal!" She told the told Pony she told.

"What signal?" She asked.

"You'll know" She said with a grin as she turned into a slinky and slinked out of the city.

AND BACK AT BASE CAMP UNDER THOSE TREES!

"Man it's been like 12 minutes what's going on?" Asked Spine who was really worried about his Bug wife.

"HOLY CRAP APPLE FRIEND IS SMILING SINCERELY!" Yelled Scootaloo as Apple Friend slept soundly on McDreamy's lap.

"SHHHHH" Shh'd Twix Bar.

"Sorry" sorry'd Scootaloo.

Well about that moment Changeshape Slinkied up.

"Why a Slinky?" Asked Robotimo?

"Because EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY!" She said all offended man good job Robotimo that was really insensitive.

Well she Chageshaped back to transform and told them all about the slaves and stuff.

"Oh man that's awful!" They all said in unison well almost Scotaloo was a little early.

"Yes it is. ponies are dying and stuff this is bad!" Yes it is Changeshape thank you.

"Well if she's amassing an army we can't stay here, we're like 8 feet from the town gate how have they not seen us?" Said and also asked Scootaloo.

So they all decided to head to Twix Bars old cave that she lived in.

Also McDreamy carried Apple Friend and Twix Bar thought that was really sweet.

Oh yeah and Dumpy Loo was a Derpy reference lol.

The Shovel Incident

MEANWHILE, AT THE LAIR OF PRINCESS WAYBACK!

The air was cool in the air, and a dark cloud hung over the House of Leadership, the once home to Princess Twix Bar who is not an alicorn but still a princess.

"This just will not be enough. I need an ARMY, not peasants!" Wayback said just loud enough for some peasants to hear.

"Highness, one of our spies has a report for you!" Said 15 mice in a pony costume.

"Bring them to me at once!" She ordered.

"SQUEAK!" He replied.

SO YEAH HE WENT AND GOT THE SPY!

"What does yee have for mee?" Asked Wayback the horse.

"They are planning a full scale attack. Changeshape and her friends think that they can rally the slaves into fighting. She said she would give a signal!" Said the spy oh boy who could it be> I mean ?

"Thank you.....REGINALD!" She said OH MAN WHAT A TWIST

"For bringing me my tea!" She continued oh she was talking to her butler.

"Now back to you spy! ! ! thank you....!..........DUMPY LOO" DUN DUN

DUN

DUNDUN

DUNDUN

DUN

DUN

DUN

DUN DUN DUN

DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway DUN oh crap excuse me anyway NOW BACK TO THE HIDEOUT!

Well everyone decided they needed a nap because it had been a really long day and also they are getting read to fight a war so yeah nap time guys.

But McDreamy couldn't sleep!

"Blah" HE saaid also I tried to spell "said" right like 5 times and gave up.

"Blah?" Asked Twix Bar who was also couldn't sleep.

"How on earth did I get mixed up in a war? 24 hours ago I was mowing my lawn and cooking hot pockets. Also I think I left the oven on!" He said with sadness.

"Why ARE you here anyway?" She asked and nothing funny.

"Honestly? I heard so many stories about the Swooty Gang. I saw the Universal Wave and thought it would be a great opportunity to meet you! Now i find out that my father was Swooty Bell's mortal enemy, and also lets not forget that a giant princess horse just enslaved an entire nation!" Spoke McDreamy with words true!

"So why not leave now? This is MY fight anyway!" Twix said and was getting mad just thinking about the situation.

"What do you mean?" McDreamy is out of the loop.

"She's my old best friend. I have to kill her!" Yipes!

"Yipes!" Agreed McDreamy.

"We've faced worse villains than her before anyway. We can handle this." She assured him lol look at the first 3 letters of the word assured oh man.

McDreamy looked over to the sleeping Apple Friend.

"No, I think I'll stay. Apple Fri....this world needs protecting, and you need all the help you can get with Swooty gone." He said and when he said Swooty Apple Friend twitched a little but not as bad as before.

Twix Bar smiled a little and this was the first night she didn't have a dream about T.Ricks in many many years.

SO THEY ALL WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spine and Robotimo woke up early and drew up a huge plan.

"Ok guys here we go. The city is protected on all sided by guards and wasp nests. I don't have to tell you that we don't want to deal with a wasp nest. Ok so going over the city wall is out of the question because wasps can fly, so we have to go UNDER! Me and Robotimo spent all morning figuring this one out, but I think we've got it! You've got the floor Robotimo" Spine walked off of the little stage they spent 2 hours building and Robotimo stepped on up with his wheel feet things.

"Listen up dudes, we've got just the thing to get us into that city! We asked around the local pubs and found out about this amazing new invention!" And he pulled out the device!

"WHAT IS THAT UNHOLY MONSTER?!?!?!?!" Screamed Changeshape in horror.

"Now now my dear, this is simply a tool. A tool that can win us this war. We don't know the true origin of it, but the locals called it a 'shovel', and it is used to move dirt from the ground to out of the ground" Explained Robotimo and Spine was annoyed that he called Changeshape "My Dear".

And Spine started talking now.

"If we all take turns using the shovel we can dig from here to the city in just under 36 months. any questions?" Spine was confident in the abilities of this new technology.

"I have one!" Said Scootaloo oh boy here comes captain logic to ruin the fun.

"Yes Scoots?" Spine asked.

"We are on friendly terms with an entire empire of Grimaces. Why don't we ask them for help?" Yeah see she ruined all the fun.

"Genius! We can dig over to the empire and bring the army with us. That would only take a total of around 85 months!" Said Robotimo.

"No no no, forget the shovel. Lets just drive over!" Doo doo doo doo! Announcing Queen Buzzkill!

"But.....the shovel....." Spine trailed off.

"It was a great idea Spine, but this WILL save us a few years." Reasoned Twix Bar.

"Oh, well, ok I guess" man Spines bummed out thanks a lot queen killjoy.

"What do you think mom?" Asked Scootaloo.

"HUH WHA TREE......" She missed the entire meeting because she was daydreaming again.

"Can you turn into a car and drive us to the Grimace Empire?" Scoots asked.

"Oh uh yeah. Hey Scooty, I have an idea of a project i want to work on when this is all over....." Oh Changeshape!

Mr.McDreamy Loses It

ELECTRIC SPEED METAL STARTS PLAYING AS THE SKY EXPLODES INTO FIRE!

"MOM, THROW THE SWORD INTO THE HEART!" Screamed Scootaloo as she hung from the side of the cliff and right below her was the pit of lava.

"THE SWORD SHALL NOT HARM ME, FOR I AM STORM EATER, THE KING OF DRAGONS!"

The ground began to shake as the mountain exploded and thousands of smaller dragons swarmed out.

"ROBOTIMO, FORM BATTLE SUIT!" Ordered Spine and he did that and now Spine has robot armor.

"YOU PONIES SHALL BURN IN MY HOLY FIRE! PRAY FOR DEATH AS THE INFERNO ENGULFS YOU!" And Storm Eater spat a stream of fire, BUT SOMEONE BLOCKED IT!

"NEVER AGAIN STORM EATER!" Screamed Twix Bar as she climbed into the cannon that McDreamy built.

"NO! I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO GO! I PICKED UP THE EMERALD THAT WOKE HIM!" Cried Apple Friend in hysterics.

"NO! Please Apple Friend, you would be torn apart by the nuclear ion blast! I WON'T let you get hurt!" Said McDreamy as he pressed the button and Twix Bar was launched at the monster.

"TWIX, CATCH!" And Changeshape threw the Sword of Unholy Valor to Twix Bar.

"THE HEART TWIX BAR!" Screamed Scootaloo as she lost her grip and started to fall into the lava!

"BY UNHOLY VALOR, RETURN TO TARTARUS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!" And Twix stabbed him right in the heart.

"GOTCHA!" Said RobotiSpine as he flew down and caught Scootaloo.

"THE PATHWAY IS CLOSED! ALL LIFE SHALL RETURN TO FIRE! TO ASHES AND DEATH I RETURN!" Storm Eater burst into flames and crashed onto the huge mountain. His dragon army fled.

"Man that was a crazy half hour! Ok lets get back on the road to the Grimace Empire!" Said Twix Bar as Scootaloo sat in complete shock at the horror she just lived.

BACK TO WAYBACK

Princess Wayback put down the Rubik's cube she was working on and continued talking to Dumpy Loo.

"My dear spy, I have a mission for you!" She said and laughed a little because she was really getting into this evil overlord stuff.

"What is thy bidding, my master?" Asked the pony who is named Dumpy Loo.

"Watch them. Report to me EVERYTHING they are planning." That's pretty straight forward.

"As you wish, it shall be done" And she left the room.

"Oh it shall be done. It shall be done INDEED!" She said as she left and was out of earshot of the princess uh oh.

AND BACK TO THE SWOOTY SQUAD

ELECTRIC SPEED METAL STARTS PLAYING AS THE SKY EXPLODES INTO FIRE!

"I AM YOUR RETROBUTION!" Said Big Dipper the bear made of stars.

"TWIX BAR, USE THIS!" And McDreamy tossed her a metal thing to put on her horn.

"HAHAHA YOU THINK YO CAN DEFEAT ME WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS?" Mocked the bear and also everyone but McDreamy and Twix are in a sky cage in low orbit.

Twix put on the horn thing and suddenly her horn turned into a laser sword.

"McDramy, you've REALLY outdone yourself.! She said with a smile and he blushed a little.

"AH, SO A BATTLE OF LASER SWORDS HUH? WELL I AM NO STRANGER TO LASER SWORDS!" And he has his own RED laser sword also Twix Bar has a blue laser sword.

The battle was insane! Twix bar did some flips and they cut a mountain in half and the bear shot lasers from his mouth and Twix Bar cut his leg off and he threw a tree at her oh man!

"NOW TO FINISH YOU!" Said Twix BUT OH NO!

"NOT TODAY!" Said the bear and he stabbed Twix right in the chest!

"TWIX BAR!" Screamed McDreamy in horror.

"Hehehe now I shall own the power chambers of Gorgamantis!" The bear gloated.

McDreamy fell to his knees.

"You....you've made a mistake, bear." He said in a really intimidating way.

"Oh, what's the little human going to do, cry me to death?" This bear was a jerk.

"I am Not just a human" and he started to glow and his hair turned white!

"Uh what?"  the bear.

"I AM MR.MCDREAMY, OF CLAN MR.MC! I HOLD WITHIN ME THE POWER OF MY LATE FATHER, AND I WILL UNLEASH HIS EVIL TO OBLITERATE YOU!" Oh yea and also McDreamy has the power of his dead father.

"NO...THIS POWER! IT CAN' BE.....MCMEANY?" The bear was afraid.

"THAT'S MR.MCMEANY TO YOU!" And he suddenly had spider legs and jumped at the bear and hit the bear and the bear exploded.

Well McDreamy fell on the ground and his hair went back to normal. Also the rest of the Swooty Squad got transported back to the surface.

"MCDREAMY!" Apple Friend ran to her new friend.

"I'm alright Apple....please help Twix Bar" he said and passed out but he really is ok.

Robotimo turned into a hospital robot and patched her up and she can't walk right now but she's ok.

So they loaded McDreamy into the back of the Changeshape car and they continued the journey to the Grimace Empire.

At the Gates of the Grimace Empire

So yeah ok the group drives across the country and doesn't face any other huge monsters and they arrive at the gates of the Grimace Empire.

"Man it was fun driving here and all, but man can you imagine if we DUG here?" Spine was still upset about the shovel thing. I mean he really wanted to do that. They would have dug for YEARS! Along the way maybe they would have met some mole people and had a party and stuff. Man this is a drag.

"HALT" Said a loud voice.

The gates to the empire opened, and a large Grimace with a red cape walked out.

"Whosa dares approaches the Grimace Empire?" Asked the gruff Grimace.

Scootaloo walked from the car and also everyone else did.

"Mr.Grimace, our home has been taken from us! Horse Nation U.S.A is in trouble and we need help!" Pleaded Scootaloo.

"Hmmmm....wesa no help the Horses. Wesa try to have peace talks, but yousa walk out on them. Mesa thinking yousas should be leaving right now!" He demanded.

McDreamy who was still tired but awake stepped out of the car.

"You and the Horses form a symbiont circle. What effects one effects the other. You must understand that." He tried to reason.

"Hmm, mesa no think so. Mesa thinking yousa going to use my grand army and let them die likea last time." he wasn't wrong. Swooty let them all die.

"Please, won't you-" But scoots got cut off by our old pal ROBOTIMO!

"Yo" he said and dropped something on the ground.

Everyone gasped. Scootaloo threw up. Changeshape fainted.

"Ah, the severed head of the Hamburgler. Wesa will allow you to speak with the commander. Hesa will have final say" and then he shook his head really hard and spit everywhere it was really weird.

SO THEY WALKED RIGHT IN

yeah so the empire was a big empire because it always drank its milk so it was strong. The Grimaces didn't really like the horses because every time they dealt with horses one or all of them died.

The Commander was a large dark purple beast of a Grimace.

"I take it you're the commander." Said Robotimo who kinda took over this whole mission.

"Yes, that is mesa. Whosa may I ask are yousa?" he asked with his silky smooth voice.

"We are the Swooty Squad. Long story short an evil princess all up and took over our kingdom. We need an army with attitude to take her out!" Robotimo knew how to talk to a Grimace.

"WAIT!" Said a weird and fake looking Grimace. "We CAN'T let THEM use the army!" She was really convincing.

"Hmm? Whosa you?" Aska'd the commander.

"My name is Frompy Poo, and I want to lead this army! If you allow ME to lead, we can defeat the Princess AND crush the Horses for good!" Oh please no!

"Mesa agree with you. Mesa sorry, but wesa can not lend you our army" The commander said but the whole Swooty Squad had run away.

"CRAP CRAP CRAP!" They all said in unison as they jumped into the Changeshape car.

"Well GREAT! Now we not only have Wayback to worry about, but the Grimaces are going to kill EVERYONE!" Wow what an attitude Scootaloo.

Changeshape should have noticed that the new Grimace sounded familiar, but she had just put in the plumbing in her mind treehouse.

"So what's the plan now Scootaloo?" Asked Spine who is her dad and shouldn't be asking HER what the plan is.

"I have more heads!" Said Robotimo.

"I'll keep that in mind. I honestly have no idea right now. We just started ANOTHER war. Maybe we should just sit back and let this one play out." Said Scootaloo.

Suddenly the car pushed everyone out and turned back to Changeshape and picked up Scootaloo.

"Did you just say you want to GIVE UP?" She said and looked really scary.

"Uh, well, I just think maybe we're in over our-" And she froze up when her mom looked even more scary.

"DON'T BE STUPID!" She said and everyone was shocked. "YOU'RE SCOOTALOO! YOU HELPED DEFEAT THE MOST POWERFUL VILLAINS IN EQWOOSTRIAN HISTORY.....TWICE! YOU MELTED MARCOPOLYPSE IN THE UNIVERSAL GALLERY! YOU FUSED WITH SWOOTY BELL HERSELF AND SURVIVED WHAT SHE COULDN'T! THE WORLD NEEDS US NOW! THE WORLD NEEDS THE UNIVERSAL HERO! AND AFTER THAT WE BUILD A TREEHOUSE!" She said with a crazy intensity.

Scootaloo got all teary eyed and it was sad and Changeshape hugged her.

"The world needs Scootys help right now...I need your help right now." AWWWWWWWWWW

Well Scootaloo got +3 confidence.

"Guys, we need rope. We need a LOT of rope."

Scootaloo had a plan.

Scootaloo had a very Swooty plan.

The Battle for Horse Capital U.S.A

Scootaloo was standing in a black void.

"I am near, yet you still fight amongst yourselves. Why are you ponies so unwilling to see the bigger picture?" Asked a loud and pants poopingly creepy voice.

Scootaloo froze.

"No words? Nothing to say to the new ruler of your universe?" The voice voice'd.

"I-I'm not going to let you win!" She blurted.

A set of huge red eyes appeared in front of her.

"My little pony, it is no longer a matter of who wins, but a matter of who survives my arrival!" And as he said that the room began to shake.

"I am not like the others you've battled before. I am not afraid of 'the great Scootaloo', nor did I cower at the strength of Marcopolypse. Even the great Discord could hold no power over me. I am the rightful lord of your universe Scootaloo, and soon all others. Tremble. Tremble and weep, for I am near!"

The eyes disappeared, and Scootaloo began to fall into the nothingness.

"And my wrath shall be GREAT!"

The voice was so loud that it shattered the void, and Scootaloo was jolted awake.

AND SO SCOOTALOO WOKE UP

Scootaloo woke up on the ground but still somehow hit her head.

"SCOOTYPOO, ARE YOU OK?" Asked her mommy.

"Yeah, how long was I out?" She asked because she wanted to know how long she was out.

"About, oh, 2 minutes?" Said Spine who was digging a hole to pass the two minutes.

"Good, the plan's still on schedule!" Scootaloo really should be more concerned about that dream!

AND A FEW MILES AWAY!

The Grimace Empire was nearly at the gates of Horse Capital U.S.A!!!!!!!!

Frompy Poo, who was Dumpy Loo in disguise I mean DUH, was leading the army! Her plan is to take over Horse Nation and also after that the Grimace Empire!

"Hehehe, my plan is to take over Horse Nation and also after that the Grimace Empire!" She thought as she led the twenty five thousand grimaces to the war.

AND BACK WITH SCOOTALOO BUT IT'S BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR!

"Alright Scooty, the ropes are all buried and tied together, but what IS your plan exactly?" Asked Changeshape.

"Oh YOU'LL see! This is a plan that would make Swooty proud! Also hand me that rope and grappling hook please!" She said with confidence in her words and a large bump on the noggin!

So they all hid in the bushes or something while they waited to enact the plan also the zeppelin is overhead also it has a cloaking device.

"So how long do we have to wait?" Asked Spine who was still really happy that he got to use his shovel.

"Just a few more minutes....I can hear them marching!" Replied Scootaloo.

It was at that moment that the grimace army came into view. Much larger and more powerful than anyone expected, they would bring with them a new age of destruction for the ponies.

The great war was about to begin. The largest war ever to take place on this planet. Even the robot war would be nothing but a small footnote in history compared to this. Millions would die on the great battlefields. The balance of power would shift countless times. Some came to call this "The End War". Wayback prepared the new army that she built off screen and the war was about to begin!

The Grimaces arrived at the gates of Wayback's new city.

Lol kidding the war doesn't happen at all!

"NOW!" Yelled Scootaloo as she tosses the grappling hook into the air and hooked it onto the zeppelin.

"FLY HIGHER!" She screamed to Twix Bar or whoever was piloting.

The ground rumbled as the entire grimace army was lifted into the sky by a giant net.

"FLY OVER THE ROYAL PALACE!" Oh man Scoots what are you doing?

The Zeppelin flew over the horse city with thousands of grimaces in it's new giant net oh man what even am I typing come on now this is even stupid for Swooty standards.

"RELEASE THE GRIMACES!" She ordered!

It happened so fast. No one was prepared.

Twenty Five thousand grimaces and a pony disguised as a grimace fell from the sky and rained down like purple death bombs full of McBlood.

"WHY?" Screamed an enemy pony.

"THIS IS PURE HELL!" Screamed a half grimace who was slowly dying.

Both armies had been destroyed.

Scootaloo gave a sly grin and made direct eye contact with Princess Wayback.

"SWOOTY SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!" She yelled in excitement for the great victory and the entire squad jumped behind her and the zeppelin crashed in the background and it made a huge explosion.

Princess Wayback shot her a furious scowl.

"YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING....i was going to.....save this WORLD!" She yelled in blind rage.

"The world YOU were building isn't WORTH saving!" Scootaloo yelled out with an absolute resolve.

"You would have the world end just to keep me from holding power?" She asked also they're yelling this to each other from like blocks away.

"I'd rather have NOTHING than a world without FREE ponies!" Scootaloo's really hamming it up!

"WHAT IS A PONY? A miserable little pile of insanity! That's what I was GOING TO CHANGE! ENOUGH OF THIS, HAVE AT YOU!" And Wayback charged at the squad.

Changeshape actually listened this time, and was about to join the battle, but she saw something. A living grimace.....but with a pony head?

"Wait.....DUMPY LOO?" She asked in disbelief.

"How could you DO THIS? I was going to rule the ponies AND grimaces!" Man everyone has a monologue ready.

"Sorry Scooty, I have a BUG to squash!" Said Changeshape lol it's funny because SHE'S the bug.

Changeshape clashed with her old friend, and the rest of the squad began the battle with Wayback.

Above the planet a small portal began to open. A set of red eyes peeked through. His time would soon come, and this battle will be like nothing.

Robotimo Messes Up Again

The city was littered with the corpses of ponies and grimaces. All survivors had fled, leaving Horse Capital U.S.A a grimace stained battleground for Scootaloo and Princess Wayback.

Princess Wayback wasted no time deploying her heat seeking rockets.

Twix Bar did a really cool summer salt and zapped the rockets, but crap she forgot about her wound and now she's all on the ground bleeding and junk!

"DAD, ATTACK PATTERN S!" Scootaloo shouted.

Spine grinned as he leaped into the air.

"SHOVEL!" He said as he whacked her on the back of the head with his shovel!

"NO, A SHOVEL? HOW?" Wayback fell to the ground and also she had been flying.

"I'M COMING SPINE!" Robotimo, who was on lunch break last chapter, rolled into the battle and pulled out a knife!

MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't you understand? I was going to unite the entire planet! I was going to stop Wayback AND this 'evil' she keeps whining about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POINT!!!!!!!!" Dumpy Loo was just a mail pony what's your deal?

"I don't care WHAT you were going to do, because you made one BIG mistake!" Changeshape was leading into something.

Dumpy was going to fight and I planned a big fight but man her legs are all broken and stuff.

"What's that?" She asked as she was also tearing up from pain and also pure hatred.

"You got the Grimace Empire on our bad side!" So?

"So?" You tell her Dumpy.

"What was out main import from the Grimace Empire?" Uh oh..........

".........Tire swings?" Dumpy you dun goofed.

"AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO USE AN INFERIOR SWING FOR MY TREEHOUSE!" Changeshape makes a valid point.

"Oh are you STILL on about that stupid treehouse? You know I was just humoring you right? Treehouses are stupid!" DUMPY NO!

Changeshape didn't say a word.

Changeshape chageshaped into a large tree, and fell right onto Dumpy, turning her to Dumpy Goo.

"I'll see you in tartarus, but I'LL be in a cool tartarus treehouse!"

Dumpy Cupcake Loo, daughter of Franklin T Turtle, hair to the Mail Dynasty, died on this day.

She will be greatly missed.

Also twenty five thousand grimaces are dead lol.

BACK TO THE MAIN EVENT

Robotimo pulled out the knife, and charged at Wayback, who was still recovering from her shovel wound.

"THIS IS THE END OF YOU!" He cried as he prepared to end the Princess for good.

"WAIT, ROBOTIMO!" Cried out Twix Bar from across the battlefield who was also getting patched up by McDreamy and Apple Friend was also with them because man what's SHE going to do in this fight?

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES? He said like that guy from The Simpsons.

"WHAT KIND OF KNIFE IS THAT?"

"SOULR.....oh crap." And he was zapped to tartarus by Twix Bar. Even if they are enemies with Wayback, they all agreed this was the right thing to do.

"HONEY, CLIMB IN!" Said Changeshape as she returned to the battle and was a battle mech now.

"Heh, just like back on the cookie ship" Said Spine.

"Lets hope she crumbles as easily as that stupid chocolate pudding monster" Replied Changeshape and man that was a crazy day.

Scootaloo was standing on the battlefield, but had no idea what to do next. She had planned on "Operation Grimace Drop" to kill her, and now she's just WINGING it (lol she's a Pegasus).

Spine and Chageshape had a big fight with her involving lasers and rockets and stuff, but wayback was just so darn strong that she could deflect them all.

"McDreamy, we need some help over here!" Said Scoots with a really anxious tone.

"Oh dear, I'm sorry Twix, but I must help. Stay out of sight and don't move. I don't want to have to patch you up again after we win" He said with a smile.

"If we win" Replied Twix Bar who felt really defeated.

"WHEN we win! I don't plan on dying today, and I'm really looking forward to spending some time with you when you're NOT in terrible pain!" And with that he picked up his laser gun and ran to the battle.

"Apple Friend?" Asked Twix

"yeah?"

"Why do I feel like I'm about to lose my best friend?"

BACK TO THE ACTION!

Mechshape and Spine were being pushed back by the insane firepower of Wayback.

"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" McDreamy zapped her with a laser!

"YOU FOOL, LASER IS VITAMINS TO ROBOT!" She responded

"OH NO, I TRULY HAVE BEEN A FOOL!" And he was zapped with HER laser and tossed back a few feet.

"NOW, ALL OF YOU, BURN IN THE EVERLASTING HELLFIRE OF INSANITY!" Wayback flew into the air, and unleashed a blast of pure magical energy.

"NO, IT CAN'T BE, THAT POWER GOES BEYOND ANYTHING I BUILT INTO HER!" McDreamy was baffled.

"THIS IS MY OWN POWER!" And the blast broke up into hundreds of small energy beams.

Chageshape and spine were struck head on, and were forced to take shelter from the magical attack.

"SCOOTY!" Screamed Chageshape as she watched her daughter get struck in the head by a blast.

"No.....I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL MY NEW FAMILY!" Oh man McDreamy is powering up.

"Oh, what do ou think you can do to stop me McDreamy?" Wayback asked.

McDreamy screamed at the top of his lungs as he began to transform.

"I AM NOT JUST MCDREAMY! I AM THE COMBINED MIGHT OF MY PEOPLE! I AM THE HOPE OF THIS PLANET! I AM MCDREAMY! I AM MCMEANY! I AM ALLY OF SCOOTALOO, AND A NIGHTMARE TO YOU!" He yelled as he leapt straight at her and chopped off one of her wings with his spider leg.

"Well crap." Said Wayback as she came crashing to the ground.

All fell silent as the area was covered in dust and smoke.

"No....McDreamy" Twix Bar was getting upset.

"Yes?" Said a voice from the smoke.

McDramy limped from the smoke. He had won!

"OH HOLY CRAP YES!" Screamed Twix Bar.

Changshape and Spine began to cheer. Also they had dragged Scootaloo into cover, but she was still knocked out.

The day had been won. All would return to normal.

McDreamy stood in place for a moment, catching his breath.

"Twix Bar, I just wanted to say-" He stopped as a beam of light shot through his chest.

"Goodbye!" Said Wayback. She was damaged, but alive.

Twix Bar stood up, tears streaming from her eyes.

"Apple Friend, go hide with Scootaloo and the others." She told her little friend.

"But-"

"GO!" And Twix Bars horn began to glow.

"Oh, my dear Twix Bar, you KNOW you can't defeat me. I am willing to let you walk away right now. Despite everything, you're STILL my dearest friend. I will spare you!" She said with an unexpectedly kind smile.

Twix Bar didnt say a word.

Twix Bar simply stared at her old friend.

And suddenly everyone was blinded by a huge flash, and Wayback was missing an eye.

"We're doing this NOW!" Twix Bar demanded.

The Grimace soaked battlefield awaited the next move.

ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR THE PLANET BETWEEN OLD FRIENDS! IS THIS THE END OF THE SWOOY SQUAD?

Twix Bar leaped into the air, unleashing a blast of pure hate magic.

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Screamed Twix Bar through her tears.

"Because it's the only thing I COULD DO!" And Wayback answered her with her trusty Wayback Attack.

Twix Bar went flying through a nearby building, but only a moment later exploded from it with a fierce magic fueled jump.

"Please Twix Bar, don't make me kill you!" Wayback pleaded.

"It's FAR too late for that now! One of us WILL die today!" And she jumped from the building as it crumbled to the ground.

"JETFEET!" Ordered Wayback as her robohooves went all iron man and she could fly again!

"THOSE WON'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME!" And Twix Bar lunged at her, Piercing her robotic body with her horn.

"WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED TO STAND IN MY WAY?" Wayback unleashed a flurry of pony seeking rockets.

Twix Bar was still falling, and she dodged the rockets like a total champ. So also grabbed one with her magic and tossed it back at Wayback.

"BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG!" She said as she hit the ground while also protecting herself with a magic shield.

"WRONG? I'm trying to SAVE you!" Wayback was TECHNICALLY telling the truth.

Twix Bar teleported right in front of the giant alicorn robot.

"Like Scootaloo said, YOU'RE WORLD ISN'T WORTH SAVING!" And she grabbed the princess by the neck and leaped back into the air, shoving her into the side of a building.

"Twix, don't you remember all that was accomplished together? We BANISHED T.Ricks!" Wayback stop.

"Yes, I remember.....you helped me lock my first love away. You convinced me he wasn't worth loving but that happened off camera. YOU sent me away for years! YOU GAVE ME THIS UNENDING LIFE, AND NOW YOU'VE TAKEN THE PERSON I WANTED TO SPEND IT WITH!" Twix kicked off of the building, did a cool flip, and punched Wayback back to the ground.

"Wait, are you talking about that MCDREAMY? Oh my dear Twix Bar, you've fallen ever farther than I ever imagined." She said with complete sincerity oh man just stop!

Twix Bar was taken aback by this. She froze for a moment, and just stared at her old friend. No, this wasn't her friend. Her friend died. This was a soulless MACHINE!

"I've learned so much without you Wayback. It's been so long, and you missed so much. I learned the TRUE meaning of friendship. I fought for you. I did your bidding, but I was NEVER YOUR FRIEND!" Twix Bar being all ice cold up in here!

Wayback just stared back.

"I'm sorry Twix Bar, but it HAS to be this way!" And Wayback's chest opened to reveal some kinda contraption.

The object buzzed, and Twix Bar fell to the ground, screaming.

"NO.....my magic......what-"

"I'm TAKING it from you! EVERYTHING!" wayback is making a comeback!

AND NOW LETS CUT AWAY TO SOMETHING ELSE!

Scootaloo floated in space, alone.

"-" But she couldn't talk because it's space haha.

"Thank you Scootaloo, you've done well" Said that evil voice again.

"-" she replied.

"You've removed my only obstacle. Only Princess Wayback could have stopped my return, and now nothing will stand in my way!"

A large portal opened in front of her.

"Now this universe will again feel my wrath, and it shall be terrible."

A long grey hooved leg reached out from the portal.

"And I have you to thank. Scootaloo, you are the destroyer of the Swootyverse"

A horn became visible from the portal.

"Now go, Scootaloo, and see what you have created!"

BACK TO THE BATTLE!

Twix Bar was on the ground, completely powerless to fight.

Changeshape and Spine didn't help because they had to protect Scootaloo and man have you even SEEN Wayback? She's freaking SCARY!

"I am so sorry if you never saw me as a friend, but to me you were truly special. I truly wish we could share this new world together" Wayback was fighting back robo tears.

Wayback stood on her almost destroyed robohorse legs, and prepared to kill Twix Bar.

"Goodbye, my dearest friend!" And she shot her hoof down to crush Twix Bar's skull.

"SHOVEL!" Yelled McDreamy as he bashed Wayback's head with the shovel.

Wayback fell to the ground.

"SHOVEL!" He said again as he dug the shovel into her chest magic absorber.

The absorber exploded, and Twix bar's magic was restored.

"WHAT? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?" Twix Was in happy shock.

"Little Apple Bloom patched me up with an apple. Turns out apples are vitamins to the Mc Clan." he told her with a big smile on his face.

Twix Bar's rage subsided, and she looked to her old friend on the ground. She realized what she had done. What she had said..

*Bzzt* said Wayback.

"WAYBACK!" Twix Bar yelled in tears.

"So you have grown more powerful over the years. I don't know why I thought I could best the great Twix Bar." Wayback said with a smile.

"NO! WE CAN SAVE YOU! WE'LL MAKE ANOTHER SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! I don't....want to lose another friend."

"My friend, you never truly knew me. My name is not Wayback, that is the name that was given to me. I was once known simply as Ribbon, and I was a dream walker. I lived a peaceful and happy life. In those days, this place was not called 'Eqwoostria'. No, we called it Ponyland. We lived in true harmony. We had many great adventures, but a great evil rose against us. It was a dark time, but we defeated it with the power of our friendship"

she began to cough and robot blood or "oil" was being coughed up oh no!

"It was not enough. He returned, and with a much greater force and power. He was not content with just taking over Ponyland anymore...he wanted the UNIVERSE. We brought together the combined force of all good races on the planet, but it was not enough. He attempted to open a portal to another world, but he made a grave mistake. Instead of a portal, he created a tear in reality itself. All of my friends were vaporized, and I had thought the same of him. I was at the center of the tear, and instead of killing me, it turned me into an alicorn. The first of the alicorns. The world was reformed, but the tear had caused the universe to go mad. That was the birth of the universe that we call 'The Swootyverse' for some reason"

She ran her hoof down Twix Bar's cheek.

"I am so sorry. I only wanted to keep it from happening again. I couldn't save them. I couldn't save you. I have failed."

Twix Bar hugged her friend.

"Please, you must know something. Please help us defeat this evil!" Twix Bar pleaded.

"I am sorry, but You are all doomed. His power is too much for even the great Scootaloo. He always returns. Last time the universe was doomed to insanity, this time I fear it shall be destroyed. Grogar is nearing.  Tremble in terror, you are finished!"

And after that she scootaloo'd.

Twix Bar was right, she did lose her best friend today.

McDreamy and apple Friend hugged her.

It was over.

And HE was nearing.

A Short Rest

Scootaloo woke up under a blanket on a pillow and hit her head.

"SCOO-" Started Changeshape.

"I'm fine, we HAVE to stop the battle!" She said with much urgency.

"But it's ALREADY over" Said Spine who was just a LITTLE annoyed that McDreamy used the shovel.

"What? No.....NO!" And Scootaloo ran out of the hole or whatever and tripped and fell down and got back up and ran onto the battlefield.

"GUYS, DON'T KILL HER, WE NEED-" She stopped when she saw the mangled robo body on the ground.

"No...what happened?" Scoots

"Twix and McDreamy beat Wayback, but now she's sad for some reason" Said a tactless Apple Friend.

"What? How? CAN YOU SAVE HER MCDREAMY?" Scootaloo was pretty mad.

"I'm sorry, but no. She's gone" Said McDreamy who was still holding the crying Twix Bar.

"HORSEFEATHERS!" Scootaloo barked as she stomped her horse foot.

"What's the problem Scoots?" Asked Apple Friend.

"I had another dream. We NEEDED her!" Scootaloo is just making Twix sadder come on now.

"But WHY? This is truly a sad day, but she NEEDED to be stopped!" Said McDreamy.

"Something's coming. Something BAD! She apparently was the only one who could stop it!"

"Grogar" Said McDreamy.

"Wha?" Asked Scootaloo.

"She called it 'Grogar'. She said it has the power to destroy the entire universe, but we shall deal with that when the time comes!" And he let go of Twix Bar.

He waved Changeshape and Spine over.

"First, we take care of Wayback"

SO IT'S A FEW HOURS LATER AND BACK IN THE WOODS NEAR TWIX BAR'S OLD HOUSE!

They had just funeraled Wayback and they all had a sad party at Twix's cave.

"And after that we ate MORE Rice Krispies" Said Twix Bar who was telling a story to everyone and rudely didn't wait for the reader.

"Man, you guys really had some crazy adventures!" Said Scootaloo who was laughing at the story on the outside but freaking out on the inside over Grogar.

"I just wish she had contacted us sooner. Maybe if she wasn't so frantic to stop Grogar we could have talked everything out, and maybe we'd have been able to fight WITH her to stop him" Twix Bar said.

Everyone talked for a few hours and ate Rice Krispies, but it was REALLY late so they decided to end the party/funeral.

"Well guys, it's been a crazy few days or weeks or whatever" Said Spine.

"Yeah, the timeline was kinda unclear" Said Changeshape.

"McDreamy, what are YOU going to do?  Ah forgot you don't have a house or cave or anything!" Said Apple Friend who was getting ready to go back to the orphanage.

"Well Apple Friend, I was-" But a loud knock on the door interrupted him.

"YOU! GUYS! ARE! JERKS!" Said Robotimo as he rejoined the group and everyone laughed.

"Well anyway, Apple Friend, me and Twix bar had a talk. She's REALLY messed up from that battle, and we need to come up with some kind of defense before Grogar shows up. I'm staying with her in the cave. We were HOPING you'd stay also" Awww McDreamy!

Apple Friend pulled out her apple phone but not THAT kind of apple phone it's just shaped like an apple.

"Hello, orphanage? I QUIT!" She said and slammed the phone somehow I mean come on it's a cellphone.

Everyone left the cave, mentally preparing for the next adventure.

Peace had returned, although it would be short lived.

Mr.McDreamy smiled.

END OF ACT 1

ACT 2

The Plan

If you read the last chapter you'd know that it's 3 months later come on do you guys just read random chapters or something?

"Well it took 3 months, but the sky lasers are done!" Said Robotimo who did ALL of the work.

"Good work Robotimo, that sure was a rough 3 months that passed!" Said Spine who was digging a hole with his shovel. Also it's been 3 months.

Well no one really knew how long they had before Grogar arrived, so they decided to do something to pass the time.

So a ton of ponies died and a lot more needed shelter and aid, so that would be a good way to pass the time.

BUT NAAAAAAAAAAH LETS HAVE A PARTY INSTEAD!

Twix Bar climbed onto a podium made of pony bones.

"My dear subjects, it is at last time!" She said as she pulled a rope and a huge banner fell behind her.

"THE WORLDS BIGGEST TEA PARTY!" Said the banner who sounded a lot like Antonio Banderas. In fact his name is Antonio Banerderas. This was not planned in advance but whatever OKAY SO NOW LETS GO SEE HOW SCOOTS IS DOING!

Scootaloo was just doing kid stuff I don't know maybe she was playing with Apple Friend. And like Changeshape is looking for lumber for her tree house. And I don't know maybe McDreamy is working on a super star destroyer or something man I don't know I can't concentrate I just want to talk about the worlds biggest tea party!

SO LETS DO THAT!

The history of the worlds biggest tea party dates back to 200 S.N.B.Y (Swooty Not Born Yet). It was started by the king of the time, The Big Bad Dino Daddy.

The Big Bad Dino Daddy had just lead his people in a great war against the Prehistoric Wuzzle invaders. The war had been horrible, but The Big Bad Dino Daddy was a freaking dinosaur, so him and his army just stepped on the Wuzzles.

After the war, The Big Bad Dino Daddy decided that they needed a big party to get everyone's minds off of the death of twenty million dinosaurs. Thus the plans began.

First they needed to invent tea. In those days tea was literally Lava. So they used rock cups to drink lava, but that happens later.

The "Tea Palace" was built over the course of 20 days, and many more dinosaurs died in the process. It was a palace like none ever seen.

Next they needed music, so they hired Frank Sinatra and it was going to be a great show!

Well now they needed food. This was when they remembered that they had millions of Wuzzles in prison camps!

Everything was ready!

So every dinosaur showed up and they drank the lava.

This was the extinction of the dinosaurs.

So yeah the entire Swooty Squad joined together in Horse Capital U.S.A!

"So are we going to put together a battle plan?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Nah it's TEA TIME!" Said Twix Bar and music started to play.

Scootaloo and McDreamy froze in shock. Twix Bar suddenly stood on her back legs. She had a backwards baseball cap on, sunglasses, and a microphone.

The next 2 hours was a detailed rap about the entire plan to set up the tea party, including the complete history. Scootaloo was impressed at how many times she was able to fit "Big Bad Dino Daddy" into the rap and still make it rhyme.

Robotimo, Changeshape, and Spine clapped.

"That was the finest tea party planning rap I've heard in WEEKS!" Said Spine.

"BRAVO!" Said Changeshape as she turned into confetti.

Robotimo just started dancing and saying "BOY THAT WAS TIGHT!" For like 10 minutes.

Apple Friend started crying with joy.

Scootaloo decided not to question it.

McDreamy shrugged and joined Robotimo.

Grogar drew near.

IT'S PARTY TIME!

The Worlds Biggest Tea Party

It took most of Eqwoostria's resources, but they had done it!

"PONIES OF EQWOOSTRIA, I DECLARE THE WORLDS BIGGEST TEA PARTY OFFICIALLY BE ALL STARTED AND JUNK!" Announced Twix Bar to the starving and dying masses of ponies.

The doors to the new tea palace opened, and the party began!

"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up." Said Twix Bar.

SO NOW AT THE PARTY!

Scootaloo sat at the tea bar, ordering a huge amount of earl grey tea.

"TEATENDER, ANOTHER!" She ordered.

"I think you've had enough!" Said Tea Toter the tea pony.

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT yeah you're right thank you for your concern" Said Scootaloo and she got up and decided to mingle.

"Oh man I really don't know anyone here" She said to herself.

"Hello, I don't think I've met you before" Said a cute colt just Scootaloo's age.

"Oh, uh, hi" She said with a blush.

"Ponies call me SPC, what's your name?" He asked with charm.

"Oh uh mine name's Scootaloo" was said with much blushing.

Well they started talking and he was really cool and they really hit it off.

"And that was the THIRD time I stepped on the-" But as he was talking he burst into flames and turned to ash.

"NO WHAT?" Scootaloo was horrified.

The air exploded as something burst into the room at near the speed of light.

"WHO HURT MY BABY?" Asked Changeshape in response to the scream.

"MOM! PONY! CUTE! TALKING! EXPLODED!" She tried to explain.

"Oh were you talking to SPC?" She asked.

"Y-yes" she answered through tears.

"Oh that's just good ol 'Spontaneous Pony Combustion', that's kinda his thing" Changeshape even you know that was a weird thing to say.

"Wait, so he'll be okay?" She asked with hope.

"Nah that was just a nickname. He never ACTUALLY exploded before. Sorry Scoots, he's dead" Changeshape was being really calm about this.

Scootaloo's eye twitched.

"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up" Said Changeshape.

AND A COUPLE OF ROOMS OVER THIS WAS HAPPENING!

"And that was the THIRD time I stepped on the-" But Apple Friend, who had been telling a story, was cut off.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!" Announced one of Twix Bar's royal guard.

"Oh no" Said McDreamy because he figured it was about to get all Grogar up in here.

"I....I......." The guard looked terrified.

"SPIT IT OUT, DO WE NEED TO MOBILIZE?" screamed McDreamy.

"I'm sorry......it's just that....." and he suddenly started smiling "I HAVE A WHOLE PLATTER OF FINGER SANDWICHES AND NO ONE TO EAT THEM!" and he was swarmed by cheering ponies.

"Are you......is this even real? I almost had a heart attack!" Said McDreamy as he slumped into his seat.

Apple Friend ran up to him and gave him one of the sandwiches.

"Well this is pretty good I guess" he said begrudgingly.

"Nothing beats 'Guardsman's Select Finger Sandwiches!" Said Apple Friend with excitement.

McDreamy laughed along with his friend, but on the inside he was terrified.

I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up he thought.

AND ALSO THIS WAS GOING ON

"YOU CAN DO THIS!" Yelled Spine.

"IT'S NO USE! YOU SHALL FALL!" Said some other stupid pony.

"TWIX BAR, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP!" Said Apple Friend who just trotted over from the last scene.

"THIS IS THE END! I'M SORRY EVERYONE, I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH!" She cried.

"I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!" Said McDreamy.

That was all the she needed! She tore Robotimo's arm off.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME!" Screamed Robotimo as oil burst from his wound.

"Twix Bar is this years Arm Wrestling champion!" Said Bulk Biceps who had fallen through a portal and landed in the Swootyverse but it's ok because he exploded to death after that.

"I SURE HOPE GROGAR DOESN'T SHOW UP!" Said Bulk just before he exploded to death.

AND THUS THE PARTY WAS OVER

"Well that was a great party!" Said Spine.

"Yeah, only 2 people exploded this time!" Said Apple Friend.

"You guys suck" said Robotimo.

"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up." Said Changeshape.

They all laughed. Even Scootaloo who was over what's his name.

So yeah they all went home and that was that.

Shopping for Destruction

Shopping for Destruction

The day after the tea party the sky turned red and pure darkness began to rain from the sky.

"Oh no not again!" Said like every pony. I mean they've seen so many horrors over the last couple of years that it's a wonder that they haven't all gone even MORE insane.

"We need to alert Twix Bar!" Said Alf.

"We tried, but we cant find her!" Said a guard pony.

Alf, who was naturally the captain of the royal guard, was faced with an awful situation.

"Prepare the orbital lasers!" He ordered.

"Spine and Robotimo have the starter keys!" Said someone.

"WELL GO GET THEM!" He ordered

"I'm sorry sir, but we cant find them!!!!!!!!!!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF MELMAC, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" Said Alf. And also Alf is still a puppet while everyone else is a cartoon.

"SIR, THE ROYAL PALACE!" Said I don't know..... lets say his name is Glen.

"HOLY HAIRBALLS, WHAT IS THAT?" Lol you see it's funny because Alf eats cats. You guys should probably go watch the entire Alf series and the made for TV movie "Project ALF" before reading any more of this story. Not because it's necessary for understanding the story, but just because ALF is a pretty good show.

The royal palace exploded, and slowly a large structure began to phase into its place.

"This is incredible! We need the Swooty Squad!" Said Alf.

"They can do nothing to save you now." Said a calm voice that sounded an awful lot like Ron Perlman.

"PONIES, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" Ordered Alf as he unsheathed the jewel adorned saber he was given as a reward for his courage during the invasion of  Mr.MarcMeanyclypse.

Above them thousands of small explosions lit up the sky.

And all was silent.

"I don't like this." Said Alf.

Suddenly Glen, the pony that we've all come to love, was sliced in half by a chunk of falling metal.

"Oh no.....THE SKY LASERS, HE BLEW UP THE SLY LASERS!" Alf could only stare in horror as debris rained down from the sky, killing ponies by the thousands.

Horse Capital U.S.A was once again in ruins.

"EVERYONE, RETREAT!" Ordered Captain Alf.

Only about 70 ponies and an Alf were able to escape.

After the smoke cleared, the entire city was gone, but it had already been replaced.

"What? That's IMPOSSIBLE! How did you build an entire city ALREADY?" Asked the understandably confused Alf.

"You still fail to see what is happening. The city was ALWAYS here, I simply allowed it to take its place in this dimension!" Said that evil voice again.

"When the Swooty Squad gets here, you're going to pay for everyone you killed!" Said Alf as he pointed his Saber at the new city.

"Let them come. The age of Grogar has begun again. Tremble at the sight of the great city Tambelon! TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF ME!"

The red sky became pitch black. No stars or any source of light could be seen outside of the blinding white light of Tambelon.

Alf fell to his knees as the face of Grogar appeared in front of the city. It was only a projection, but still instilled fear onto the hearts of all who saw it.

"I've heard of having a big head, but this is ridiculous! HAHA I KILL ME!" Said Alf with a smile and also in awful fear.

Alf began to run. He would go to the old Cave of Krispies, in hope of finding Twix Bar and the others.

MEANWHILE!

"Man I'm glad we all decided to go shopping today to get our minds off of Grogar!" Said Apple Friend.

The Return of Tambelon

Twix Bar, McDreamy, and Apple Friend were just coming home after a fun filled day shopping at the horse mall.

"I can't believe you ate the entire salad bar!" Apple Friend was more amazed at this than anything she had ever seen.

"Well, I've been here for 3 months and all I've eaten was a single finger sandwich, so I guess I went a little crazy!" He replied by talking.

"And I'm just happy they had those glocks I was looking for!" Said Twix Bar.

It was at that moment that they arrived at the cave and noticed Alf passed out on the ground.

"CAPTAIN, WHAT HAPPENED?" Twix Bar was really upset about this!

Alf slowly woke up.

Like really slowly I mean McDreamy and Apple Friend had time to play a game of "VS Solitaire".

Well he finally woke up and he was all like telling the story and stuff.

"It was HIM! Grogar's here!  We tried desperately to find you!" Alf was both angry and relived.

"Oh uh sorry we went to the store" Twix Bar you're a princess come on now!

"But what about Robotimo and the others?" He Alf'd.

"They went to the store." Man Twix Bar you messed this one up.

"Oh you've gotta be KITTEN me! Get it, BECAUSE I EAT CATS! HAHA I KILL ME!" He was pretty angry.

"Did you activate the.....oh dear" McDreamy realized they goofed up bad.

"Not only could we NOT activate them, but he blew them up!" Alf tells it like it is!

"How bad was the damage?" Asked Twix Bar.

"HE BLEW THEM UP!" Alf.

"And what about the city?" She asked.

"It belongs to me now" Said Grogar.

"Thanks Grogar" Said Twix Bar.

Well after that Twix Bar did that funny cartoon double take thing and said "GRO-GRO-GRO-GRO-GROGAR?"

But it was just a projection of him and it disappeared.

"HE KEEPS DOING THAT!" Alf was getting annoyed at the entire situation.

"Apple Friend, call Scootaloo!" Said McDreamy, who was actually trying to get things moving.

Well she made the call and they talked for a few minutes and it was really boring but now Changeshape shaped like a hot air balloon is landing so now everyone is together.

"YOU GUYS DIDN'T LEAVE THE LASER KEYS WITH THE ROYAL GUARD?" Scootaloo was also pretty upset.

"See, this kid gets it!" Said Alf.

"Sorry, maybe my common sense circuits were IN MY OTHER ARM!" And Robotimo glared at Twix Bar.

"So what's the plan NOW?" Asked Changeshape.

"We need to see what we're up against. We need someone on the inside." Said McDreamy.

"Yeah, someone who could blend in really well" Said Spine.

"Someone disposable and who is a jerk and I wish was dead!" Said Robotimo, still glaring at Twix Bar.

"Enough with this I'm going!" Said Changeshape.

"Okay but you'll need some way to contact us!" Alf said alf said Alf SAID ALF SAID ALF SAID ALF ALF IS IN THIS FREAKING STORY! YOU GUYS BETTER HOPE I NEVER BECOME A TWILIGHT FAN BECAUSE IF I DO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE EDWARD UP IN HERE!

So yeah Alf gave her a walkie talkie and they planned the next move.

MEANWHILE IN TAMBELON

Grogar sat on his new throne, and looked over his grand army of Storm Troopers.

"All is as I planned. Bray, come forward!" Grogar ordered.

"Yes, my master?" Asked Bray.

Now you guys may remember Bray as a donkey monster, but not here! Nah Bray is a male human in his twenties with a painted face who was on an obscure teen drama from New Zealand and that is probably the most obscure reference I'll ever make in one of these.

"Seek out the one named Scootaloo. She is the only one who poses a threat to us!" He told Bray the Donkey Monster from New Zealand.

NOW BACK AT THE CAVE!

Changeshape had Changeshaped into a cool looking Storm Trooper and was ready to infiltrate!

"Now don't forget my motto! 'Always watch your back, and never sign on with NBC because you'll get cancelled right after a cliffhanger!', NOW LETS GET THIS OPPERATION MOVING!" Inspired Alf.

"Hey Robotimo, lets build a catapult!" Said Spine with glee.

"Whatevs" said Robotimo and they began building a really cool catapult.

SO CHANGESHAPE STARTED WALKING TO THE CITY!

"I really should have Storm Trooper'd CLOSER to the city" She complained because now she has to walk.

"FIRE!" Said a.

Changeshape watched in horror as a group of Storm Trooper shot a group of ponies who were against a brick wall that was in the middle of the forest for some reason.

"Grogar wants it all gone!" The Trooper said.

They all tossed small orbs into the forest.

In a flash the forest was burning.

"FOR TAMBELON!" They all said in unison.

Changeshape got on the Walkie Talkie.

"GUYS, THE FOREST IS ON FIRE! ABANDON THE CAVE!"

"What? WHY? WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD JENGA GAME GOING!" Twix Bar was not amused.

"YOU GET MY BABY OUT OF THAT CAVE AND AWAY FROM THAT FIRE OR I'LL BURN DOWN THE PLANET!" Changeshape could be persuasive.

Rice Krispies were gone forever.

Into the Clutches of Evil

Twix Bar and the gang ran with much haste from the cave before it was engulfed by the unholy fire of Grogar's forces.

"AW FOR THE LOVE OF KELLOGG'S, WE LOST OUR BASE!" Twix Bar was not a happy Twix Bar.

"Don't worry, we saved the most important stuff!" Spine said with a beak smile.

"My photo albums?" Asked a hopeful Twix Bar.

"Nah, we saved the catapult!" Spine don't.

Twix Bar got all sad and stuff man it was hard to look at she was starting to cry and junk.

McDreamy was about to hug her and stuff, but the walkie talkie started to noise!

"Hello? Hello can you hear me? I'm at the gates of the city, now what?" Asked Changeshape.

".....go in" Alf you GENIUS!

"Alf you GENIUS!" And Changeshape was being completely sincere.

"So NOW what?" Asked Apple Friend who finally had a nice place to live and now it's gone.

"We could head to Horse Town U.S.A and use our house as a base" Said Scootaloo.

"WAH?" Yelled Apple Friend, McDreamy, Robotimo, Spine, and Twix Bar.

"What?" Asked Scoots.

"We all just kinda forgot you were here. You've been really quiet." Spine she's your DAUGHTER!

"I'm just a kid what do you EXPECT me to be doing right now?" She's not wrong.

"I don't know like planning the attack on Grogar or something!" Spine please.

"Oh I already did that! i wrote up an entire detailed plan of attack!" Scootaloo you hero!

"Oh great! Lets see it!" Said an excited Alf.

"Okay sure, who wants to dig through the FIRE CAVE for it?" Scootaloo you busta!

So at this point they're ALL in really bad moods, but they decided to head to Horse Town.

MEANWHILE, IN TAMBELON!

So yeah Changeshape walked right in because she looked like a Storm Trooper.

"So did you guys here about Grogar's entire evil plan yet?" Asked a Trooper to some other Troopers.

"Yeah, but why don't you tell it again in detail, but like a gangsta?"

"Alright, so dig this! Grogar be like all having this really whack bell, and he's all like going to ring that thing, and when he gets all up in that bell it's going to open some really bad portals all over the universes so he can march his boys right up and cap those other planets!" Said the flyist of Storm Troopers.

Well Changeshape was actually able to pull her thoughts away from treehouses long enough to listen.

"And how long do we have before he rings the bell?" Asked the Trooper who already knows all of this.

"SOON!" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

Changeshape decided she better go look for that bell.

Well she walked about 10 steps and was in the courtyard and the bell was right there, and also it was like as big as the old palace!

"I'll destroy it now!" She said out loud!

"No, I don't think you will." Said Grogar was was right behind her the entire time.

"Wait YOU'RE Grogar? i thought you were like 20 feet tall or something!" Changeshape you clod!

"What I lack in size" And suddenly she was floating in the air and couldn't breath.

"I make up for in POWER!" and his eyes began to glow red.

"PL-PLEASE" Was all Changeshape could say.

"Do what I say, and you will live" Huh that's surprising.

"PAINED NOISES" said Changeshape.

"Show me your original form" He ordered.

Well she was pretty much out of options at this point, but actually no she wasn't because she remembered she can transform and turned into a combat robot.

"So you'll be my first opponent? SO BE IT!" And Grogar charged at Changeshape.

Changeshape readied her twin swords.

NOW ON TO SOMETHING ELSE!

Well the GRUMPY squad all headed back to town.

"Man what are we even doing? The world is about to be destroyed by Grogar and we're just not doing ANYTHING!" Said Alf who was a military man through and through.

"We have to wait for mom. After we know what we're up against we can actually DO something.

"Hey guys, I have an idea!" Said Twix Bar.

"Oh boy does it involve breaking my legs or something?" Asked Robotimo really sarcastically.

"We have to go shopping! Things always happen when we go shopping!" Twix you are a smart cookie!

"I think I'll sit this one out. I haven't slept in like 30 hours." Said Scootaloo.

So they all went shopping, and Scoots stayed home.

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BIIIIIIIIIG CITY!

"Well, it was an amazing battle, but you are defeated." Said Grogar triumphantly.

"Please......don't hurt them" Changeshape begged.

"All of you shall die, but you will live to see my victory!" And he tossed her into a conveniently placed cage.

"Now watch as I take what you love most from you!" And a small portal opened so Changeshape could see Scootaloo.

Changeshape didn't say a word. She had faith in Scootaloo.

SO BACK WITH GOOD OL SCOOTS!

"Finally, a sandwich!" BUT IT WAS BLASTED OUT OF HER HANDS!

"OH COME ON!" She yelled as the front of her house exploded.

"Scootaloo, I have come to destroy you!" Said Bray the Human.

So he jumped at her also he has a staff and swung it at her.

"WHY?" She yelped as she was slammed into a wall.

Well Scootaloo got up and ran at him, but he dodged really really well.

"You have no chance to survive!" Bray said and he hit her right in the face with his skateboard.

Scootaloo was completely outmatched.

Bray stood over her. He grabbed her by the neck and lifted her into the air.

"Smile, your mom's watching." he said.

"Wait, what?" Scootaloo was confusaloo'd.

"She's watching this entire thing from her cage in Tambelon!" He said with a donkey grin.

Scootaloo got mad. Like really mad.

"DON'T YOU HURT HER!" She yelled as she began to glow white.

"This wasn't in the brochure!" Bray said and the audience laughed.

Scootaloo's wings grew like really big.

"DIE!" She screamed.

Bray froze in fear.

Scootaloo flew into the air, and crashed into Bray at full speed.

Nothing was left.

Scootaloo fell to the ground, and turned back to normal.

BACK IN TAMBELON

"HA" Said Changeshape.

Grogar was not happy.

All That Remains

All That Remains

"FIRE"

"IT'S NOT WORKING!"

"KEEP FIRING, NO WAY IN MELMAC AM I LETTING HIM TAKE THIS TOWN!"

"SIR, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"

"KEEP! FIRING!"

Scootaloo woke up to find hundreds of ponies, along with Alf, in a total panic.

"Hey, what's going on?" She asked Alf, who had been guarding her.

"SCOOTALOO! We were afraid we'd lost you. It's bad! After you took down Grogar's assassin, he went ballistic. Thousands of troopers are closing in, and Grogar is leading them!" Said the understandably frazzled Alf.

"Where's everyone else?" She asked.

"Still shopping, kiddo. It's only been an hour."

Scootaloo was shocked by this. The ground was riddled with bodies, and the many pillars of smoke made this look like a true war zone.

"You can hold them back, right?" She asked with a twinge of fear in her voice.

"It's not looking good. The troopers are surrounding the city. We couldn't even evacuate. I'm sorry Scootaloo, but I think this is our last stand. Grogar is too powerful." Alf can get kinda heavy.

Scootaloo calmly stood up, looked Alf right in the eyes, and punched him right in the mouth.

"HEY, not even Willie hit me THAT hard! What did I do to deserve THAT?" Asked Alf, spitting out a bloody tooth.

"Do you have ANY idea what we've faced before? We've traveled the UNIVERSE! We stopped a mad alicorn! We've ALWAYS found a way out of this! If you're willing to give up this easily, you're not fit to lead these ponies!" And a huge enemy laser blast exploded behind Scootaloo, causing a really cool effect.

Alf looked at her. She almost looked like she was glowing white as she finished talking.

"O-okay men! WE TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM!" Alf grabbed a cannon, because they use old fashioned civil war like cannons, and ran toward the city gates. The remaining ponies followed.

The Troopers immediately stopped marching.

"Wait, this feels wrong." Said Alf as his ponies also stopped.

"So you needed the words of that little pony to grow a spine?"

The troopers split down the middle, making a huge pathway.

Grogar began to slowly walk toward Alf.

"Never had a spine. Got a pretty big radius though" Retorted Alf.

"I've allowed you to kill some of my troopers, but I think this game is over." Grogar's eyes began to glow red.

"MEN, PREPARE ALL CANNONS!" Ordered Alf.

Suddenly all of the cannons became red hot, and they exploded, sending shrapnel flying, killing many of the ponies.

"I know you have a sword. Use it!" And with that, Grogar charged at Alf.

The ponies began to run to his aid, but were swarmed by troopers.

Grogar jumped into the air, and kicked Alf at incredible speed. Alf was quickly back on his feet, and attempted to strike him, but every swipe and stab missed.

Scootaloo had decided to attempt an evacuation. Most of the town was already in a panic.

She stood atop the Swooty bell statue that had been built.

"EVERYONE, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW! FOLLOW ME!"

Some continued in mindless panic, but around 200 ponies followed her.

Alf was giving this fight everything he had, but Grogar was on a whole other level.

"You and all of your men will die. This is unavoidable. I will spread my power throughout the planet, and I shall move on"

Grogar used his magic to grab Alf by the neck and lift him into the air.

"And I shall open the door to other universes. I will lay to waste all who stand in my way."

He tightened his grip.

"The bell will ring today, and I will march on every planet. I will march on every universe. I will be known to all. My name shall make them tremble."

Alf was powerless. He floated in the air, unable to breath.

"Now say it. Say the name of your leader. Say the name of the one who shall conquer all, and be known throughout creation!"

Alf looked him straight in the eyes.

"SC-SC-SCOO-TA----LOO!"

Grogar squeezed, and crushed Alf's neck.

"No mercy" he said.

The troopers immediately executed the remaining pony soldiers.

"Turn it to dust." He ordered.

Scootaloo had led them to the far end of town when she saw them. The troopers had surrounded the town.

"GROGAR, PLEASE! YOU CAN KILL ME, BUT LET THEM GO!" She pleaded.

"Scooty...." Said changeshape as tears welled into her eyes. Also she's still watching.

Grogar looked at her. Grogar glared at her.

"To dust"

Grogar disappeared.

The troopers all began to fire. Laser guns. Laser cannons. Laser mortars.

The ponies tried to run, but it was no use. A group of twenty made a break for the city gates, but a carefully placed laser shot took all of their heads.

Another tried to fight back, but in an instant their flesh ignited from the flurry of laser bolts.

"SHELL THE TOWN!" One trooper ordered.

From above huge laser mortars rained down.

"PLEASE!" Screamed one, but she was reduced to dust.

The pegasi tried to fly away, but the snipers took out their wings in mid flight, sending them falling to their deaths.

Scootaloo had no choice but to run. She thought just maybe she could escape and find her friends.

"OVER HERE!" Screamed a mare from the remains of the school. Scootaloo ran to her and a group of about ten ponies, and they hid in the rubble. They huddled together.

"Please. please. please please." repeatedly whispered one of them.

"Why?" Asked another, with tears rolling down his face.

The mare didn't say anything. She just held Scootaloo. She held her as deeply as she could.

The screaming outside had stopped, but the sound of the lasers kept going.

Changeshape could only watch.

She watched as the troopers marched onto the remains of her home.

She watched as the entire town was murdered.

She watched as a mortar directly hit the rubble of the school.

"MY SCOOTALOO!" She screamed.

All that remained of Horse Town U.S.A was dust.

From the Dust

"MY SCOOTALOO!"

Changeshape began to transform. Her body was being crushed and burnt by the laser cage, but she didn't care. She was engulfed in rage and grief.

"TROOPERS, FIRE!" Said a fire trooper. The troopers fired.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" She screamed.

She hardened her body like diamond , and expanded into a huge monster.

The cage exploded.

"SHOOT HER! SHOOOT HEEER!" Demanded a trooper.

They fired everything they had. Not even cannons seemed to phase her.

Tentacles shot from her body. She grabbed twelve troopers.

"SHOOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"

She retracted the tentacles, absorbing and killing the troopers.

"GROGAR! GROGAR, I WILL DEVOUR YOU!"

"HE'S NOT HERE! HE'S HEADING TO THE NEXT CITY!" Said a trooper, who was crushed by a huge tentacle.

"I WILL ANNIHILATE THIS ENTIRE FORTRESS!"

MEANWHILE IN HORSE TOWN U.S.A

Spine dropped his new shovel and fell to his knees.

"Everything's gone......" He said in shock.

"Twix, Robotimo, Apple Friend, help me search for survivors!" Ordered McDreamy.

"Everything..... Scootaloo........"

They couldn't find a single survivor.

"All we found was all this white dust." Said a sad Apple Friend.

"Wait.....white dust?" Twix Bar pulled the analyzer out of her bag and analyzed the dust.

She turned white, and began to vomit.

"TWIX!" Said McDreamy a he ran to her side.

"This-this isn't all dust. This is bone powder."

"But so much of it.......oh dear" The realization hit McDreamy.

"We'll never know if anyone made it out. They're all dust." Twix Said through tears.

"We'll stop him." Said McDreamy as he hugged Twix Bar,

Twix Bar gritted her teeth.

"We'll DESTROY him!" She said. They both broke down into sobbing.

"Uh, guys, what's that?" Asked Apple Friend.

The ground near them was glowing white.

"SPINE, YOUR SHOVEL!" Yelled McDreamy.

Spine broke out of his daze, and ran to them.

IN SOUTH HORSE CITY U.S.A

Grogar was about to destroy the city of ten thousand ponies.

"SIR, EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION!" Said a trooper.

"IT'S THE PRISONER! SHE'S-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

The transmission was cut off.

Grogar gritted his teeth.

"I'll DESTROY her!"

He turned around.

"Everyone, back to Tambelon!

AND BACK AT HORSE TOWN

Spine dug one mighty fine hole.

"What IS that?" Asked Apple Friend.

A large orb of white light sat in the dirt.

It faded.

"D-dad?" Asked Scootaloo.

Her, along with the mare and two other ponies had been shielded.

"SCOOTALOO!" He grabbed her and hugged her.

The ponies she saved looked over the city. They walked away, spirits broken.

"Dad, we have to get to Tambelon NOW!" Scootaloo urged.

"What? We're not getting NEAR that place! I'm not letting you-"

"They captured mom!"

"Robotimo, get the car"

"You mean the me?" He asked.

"yes, grab a wagon and pull us!"

"You guys suck!"

It was about an hour long trip. They fought a dragon on the way but who cares about that?

They arrived at Tambelon just in time to see Grogar and his forces approaching in the distance.

"We need a plan!" Said Twix Bar.

They all looked to Scootaloo.

"Well first we need to save-" And just as she started to say that, a huge Changeshape monster burst through the ceiling of Tambelon, tossing a group of troopers to their deaths.

"Never mind" Said Scootaloo.

Changeshape spotted them, and returned to her normal form. She flew at them faster than she's ever flown.

"SCOOTY!" She cried.

She tackled her.

"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" She sobbed.

"Mom, that was INSANE! HOW MANY DID YOU DEFEAT?"

"Around a thousand."

"WHAT? HOW?"

"I was grieving!"

"Well that should make this easier! We have to DESTROY this place!" Said Scoots

"Scooty, the bell!" Said Changeshape.

"Wha?" Scootaloo asked.

"I saw the entire battle in Horse Town. He has a huge bell! He's going to use it to take over REALITY!"

"We're going to need help from the army, have you seen Alf?" Asked Twix bar

Changeshape transformed so she had a shirt collar to pull while she said "Eeeeeeeeeew oh boy"

"He was kinda strangled to death by Grogar. Also the army was all killed." Said Changeshape.

Twix Bar didn't say a word. She knew what this meant.

"We'll have to do it ourselves!" Said Scootaloo.

They all looked at her.

"We've been through worse! We CAN do this!"

So she got to work on the plan.

Well it only took her a few minutes.

"Okay everyone, me, Apple Friend, McDreamy, mom, and Dad will all storm the gates. Robotimo, you prepare that catapult you guys built. Twix Bar, when i give the signal, Robotimo will launch you at the bell. Use your amazing power to destroy the bell."

So the plan was set.

Everyone prepared.

Everyone but Robotimo.

As soon as the others left, he yelled for Twix Bar.

"TWIX, OVER HERE! IN THIS WOODED AREA!"

She ran to him.

"What's wrong Roboti-" And she stopped.

She looked at Robotimo in shock, He had plunged a knife into her chest.

"W-why?" She asked.

"You know why. I'm sick of you and all of the others. Goodbye, Twix!"

"Heh, jokes on you, I have healing magic!"

She used her magic, but all it did was make her feel weaker.

"No, wha-what did you do to me?" She was getting short of breath.

"Think about it." He said, pushing the knife deeper.

her eyes widened.

"A soulrune knife." She said, tears welling in her eyes.

"I'd tell you to have fun in Tartarus, but you won't be going ANYWHERE!"

She stumbled.

"They'll kill you for this!" She barked.

"They can try!" He said, activating his jet feet.

He flew away into space.

"Mc.....McDreamy.....Please...........McDreamy."

Those were her final words.

"WE CAN DO THIS EVERYONE!" Said McDreamy with a smile.

He just knew everything would be alright.

The Siege of Tambelon

The Siege of Tambelon

"SHOW NO MERCY!" Ordered Grogar as his army approached Tambelon.

"THIS IS THE END, GROGAR!" Said Apple Friend of all ponies.

Changeshape changeshaped into the RX-78-2 Gundam, and Spine jumped into the pilots seat.

"I love the classics!" He said as he put on sunglasses.

Off screen McDreamy had built a comical little one person tank that his head popped out of and he had an army helmet on.

The small group of friends stood before the one hundred thousand strong army of Grogar.

"Apple Friend, thank you." Said Scootaloo.

"What?" She understandably asked.

"For actually being a real friend. I love the others, but you're something special. You're so much like me. We met each other when we had no one. We both built new families. You're the only thing that lets me hold on to my old home, because you're so much like them."

"What?!? I ain't nothin like YOU! You're the savior of the UNIVERSE!"

"Heh, and you're about to help us save the MULTIVERSE! Or what's LEFT of it. You're going to help me save my old home, and my new one."

Apple Friend teared up a little.

"Now lets get out there and SHOW them what we can do!" Scootaloo hugged a stunned Apple Friend, and they charged into the battle.

The enemy brought out their previously unseen mecha walkers.

Grogar hovered over the battle, and watched as his grand army swarmed the friends.

"Leave nothing behind. I want to see the earth tremble." He calmly spoke, yet his voice could be heard by them all.

"LASER SWORD, ACTIVATE!" Said spine.

The fact that Changeshape was able to produce a laser sword would baffle historians for centuries.

"OVER HEAD DEATH STRIKE!" And the Changeshape Gundam swiped at a mech. It exploded, taking hundreds of trooper with it.

McDreamy in his adorable little tank rolled up to a group of a thousand or so troopers.

"OH MAN GUYS LOOK AT THE LITTLE TANK!"

"OH MAN WHAT THAT'S AMAZING!"

"THIS IS THE BEST BATTLE OF MY LIFE!"

"KAWAII DESU!" Said the female trooper with the ponytails and skirt on and also she was somehow blushing through her helmet.

"Yes, yes, Kawaii desu!" Said McDreamy.

He unleashed a blast of pure energon that he had salvaged from Cantloot, where the battle with the All Sparkler took place.

Ten thousand troopers were vapoized.

"APPLE FRIEND, DO A FLIP!" Ordered Scootaloo.

Well at that moment about five hundred troopers were shooting at Apple Friend, and when she flipped they all shot eachother.

"Scootaloo, we have to knock a hole in that wall! The bell is behind it!" Said Mobile Suit Changeshape.

"McDreamy, shoot the wall!" Asked Scootaloo politly.

He turned his cwute wittle tank and unleashed a hellish blast of energon. He gave it all he had, and the tank started to melt!

The bell was exposed.

"That's all I've get Scootaloo!" McDreamy said. He pulled out a small dagger, and continued fighting outside of the tank.

"TWIX BAR, ROBOTIMO, NOW!" Scootaloo screamed.

Nothing happened.

"TWIX BAR!"

Nothing.

Changeshape and spine were busy fighting the rancor, so it was up to Sootaloo and Apple Friend!

"THIS IS OUR CHANCE! WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE BELL!" Said Scootaloo. They both ran to it.

Suddenly they were both knocked back by a shock wave.

Grogar was standing between them and the bell.

"You still have no idea what you're fighting, do you? I am Grogar! I destroyed an entire universe!" Grogar said.

"You think that scares me? I'VE BEEN OUTSIDE OF THE UNIVERSE!" And Scootaloo began walking toward him

"I KILLED MARCOPOLYPSE, THE DESTROYER OF UNIVERSES!" And she began to glow white again.

"I FOUGHT ALONGSIDE SWOOTY BELL, AND DESTROYED MR.MARCMEANYCLYPSE!" And her wings grew out much longer.

"AND I HAVE MY BEST FRIEND WITH ME!" And she looked at Apple Friend and smiled.

The light expanded, and engulfed her and Apple Friend.

Grogar felt a sudden, yet small, twinge of fear.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU HURT MY PLANET, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!"

The pony that stood before Grogar was much larger than Scootaloo. It had a long flowing purple mane, and a an almost golden looking coat. Her eyes were a fiery red.

"I am not Scootaloo anymore.....WE ARE APPLELOO, AND WE WILL PUT AN END TO YOU!"

Grogar took a step back, and smiled.

"Heh, fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak ponies stronger!" He said.

"NO MORE CROSSOVERS!" Appleloo demanded and a little chubby human boy with a diamond in his belly button walked away sad.

"NOW GROGAR, FACE YOUR DESTRUCTION!" Oh man this will be a great battle!

Grogar's horns began to glow.

"PREPARE FOR THE END OF YOUR UNIVERSE!" He said oh man this is going to be great!

Well nah we've been building up Grogar a lot so lets do this instead.

Appleloo turned to the bell.

"FRIENDSHIP BEAM!" And a bunch of little hearts flew from their horn also they have a horn. The hearts hit the bell and it exploded, sending a huge beam of energy flying into space.

"WHAT? AFTER ALL THAT? AFTER ALL THIS BUILDUP, YOU END IT WITH A LOVE BEAM INSTEAD OF A BATTLE? THIS IS SO STUPID!" Said a completely correct Grogar.

Well after the bell exploded all of the troopers turned to dust.

Tambelon began to shake, and it and Grogar began to fade.

"You've won this battle, but I shall return, and with me will come the destruction of your-" But he was cut off.

"NOPE!" Said Appleloo as they grabbed him.

Tambelon was gone.

"What, but how?" Grogar was flabbergasted.

"THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!" And they split back into Scootaloo and Apple Friend.

Well everyone went back to the catapult.

"Dad, can we use this?" Scootaloo asked.

He sighed.

"I guess so, but it's too bad we never got to use the poor thing!"

"Don't worry, it'll still be the end of Grogar!"

So they took it apart and built some gallows.

"THIS IS ABSURD! I AM GRO-" And his neck snapped. Grogar was hung to death.

Well they all started to celebrate, but McDreamy looked worried.

"What's wrong?" Asked Apple Friend.

"We can't celebrate yet, we have to find Twix and Robotimo!"

Everyone else had forgotten about them!

Everyone searched the area. It only took a few minutes before they heard Apple Friend's scream.

They all gathered around. Apple Friend was frozen in shock.

Not much was left. The knife made her deteriorate fast. They could only tell it was her because of the giant twix candy bar wrapper.

McDreamy held onto Apple Friend as hard as he could.

"Is this.....?" And Scootaloo picked up an object.

McDreamy saw it, and immediately knew what happened. It was the soulrune knife.

He gritted his teeth.

"R......ROBOTIMO!"

Mr.McDreamy cried.

MEANWHILE.

Robotimo flew through space, not knowing where he was going.

Suddenly he was struck by a beam of energy flying from Horse Planet.

It launched him into deep space.

5 YEARS LATER

Robotimo landed with a thud on a strange planet.

"HEY, GET HIM TO THE QUEEN!"

The soldiers grabbed Robotimo, and took him to a huge palace that was suspended on the side of a mountain.

They threw him onto the ground in front of a huge desk.

"Our queen, we have found something!"

The queen looked at the robot, a frown on her face.

"Well?" She asked.

"Oh great queen, I come from a far off planet!" He said, trying to impress her.

Her eyes widened.

"WHAT PLANET?" She demanded.

"Horse Planet U.S.A, in the Swootyverse!"

The queen spread her wings and flew out of the door, grabbing Robotimo on the way.

"AT LAST!" She said with excitement.

She flew outside. Fifty capital space ships were prepared to launch. Each one of them held ten thousand clone soldiers.

She flew to a balcony, and called to her subjects.

"over 5 years ago, our world was thrust into darkness by the pony known as Swooty Bell. Now we are more powerful and prosperous then we ever dreamed, yet that still does not make up for the loved ones we have lost. My best friends died in that time of darkness, but my new empire shall prevail! WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE! SWOOTY BELL SHALL PAY FOR KILLING OUR PRINCESS!"

"HAIL EMPRESS SPARKLE! HAIL THE EMPIRE OF EQUESTRIA! HAIL THE ELEMENT OF MAGIC!"

Queen Twilight Sparkle gave the order. They were launching today. She signaled her most trusted generals.

"Apple Bloom, prepare your ship!" She ordered.

"Sweetie Belle, are you ready?" She  asked

She smiled at Twilight.

"I've been ready since the first day I saw Swooty Bell. She's going to pay for what she did. She's going to PAY for taking Scootaloo!

The ships all began to launch.

The Equestrian Empire was coming.

END OF ACT 2

ACT 3

Five Years Later

So yeah guys it's like been TOTALLY five years so now I don't have to make an entire act about McDreamy being sad and a funeral and stuff!

Inquestria had spent much of the last 5 years rebuilding. After the destruction of Horse Town, and the many thousends of deaths, Scootaloo and her family could do only one thing!

On the scorched earth that used to be Horse Town now sat the most rad treehouse anyone had ever seen! I mean LOOK AT THIS THING!

"Well it took years of back breaking work, but we did it!" Said an overjoyed Changeshape.

"Honey, we finished it a year ago, are you going to say that EVERY day?" Asked Spine who had shaved his mustache.

"Yeah probably!"

"GREAT!" Spine was being genuine. Spine was also overjoyed that the treehouse was done.

"Wana have another party?" She asked.

"I'M ALREADY LIGHTING THE PARTY FIRE!" He said.

SO THEY CALLED EVERYONE FOR THE PARTY!

"Yarrr!" Said Blackbeard, the most feared pirate in the universe.

"Oh hey cap!" And Spine gave him a high five.

"LOOK WHO THE CAT DRAGGED IN!" Said Changeshape and a laugh track played.

Garfield walked in! Is Garfield okay? I feel like I used Garfield already. Did I already use Garfield?

"Got any lasagna?" He said and the cheering was so loud that Marcopolypse was momentarily revived. It's okay though because she's still in the sun so died immediately again.

"MOM! DAD!" Yelled Scootaloo as she tackled them.

"SCOOTY!" Replied an overjoyed Changeshape, but not as overjoyed as when this AWESOME TREEHOUSE WAS FINISHED!

"What? Aren't you busy with the 'Swooty Patrol'"? Asked Spine.

Suddenly Apple Friend popped out of a suitcase that had slid into the room a moment ago.

"Aw it's okay! No way were we missin the fifth 'Treehouse Jamboree!" She said Apple Friend said.

"Don't worry dad, the patrol can live without us for a DAY!" Scootaloo have you learned nothing?

"Yarr!" Said Blackbeard.

"See? Everything'll be fine!" Scootaloo stop!

MEANWHILE, AT THE SWOOTY PATROL

"EVERYTHING IS A-OK!" Said a patrol volunteer.

"Boy I'm sure glad that after the war with Grogar Scootaloo and Apple Friend started the 'Swooty Patrol' to help patrol the skies for invaders and I'm also glad that they're our most powerful members and also that after five years nothing has gone wrong and also that Scootaloo and Apple Friend left home 6 months ago to help train the new recruits and also I REALLY hope that those huge ships in the sky are just passing through and not an invasion force and well now I have a laser hole in my chest it's been a good ride man I hope we can defend the planet without Scootaloo and Apple Friend welp here comes death!" Said a pony who had been a great asset to the patrol because he was great at retaining information.

The 'Speed Buggy' branch of the patrol was destroyed.

BACK TO THE PARTY

Everyone was having a great time and Scootaloo didn't even check her communicator ONCE because she was having such a good time.

"Hey Apple Friend, any chance that, well..... is HE coming?" Asked Spine.

Apple Friend frowned and kicked the ground with her front right hoof lightly and made some dust fly into the air and she looked at the floor.

"Naw. I went to see em, but he wouldn't leave his shack. He won't stop working " She replied.

"Working on what?"

"A rocket. He said he's going to use it to find Robotimo."

They both got awkwardly silent.

"YARRRR!" Yelled Blackbeard in horror.

"WHAT? NO WAY!" Scootaloo was shocked.

Scootaloo and Apple Friend ran to the observation deck of the treehouse.

The sky was just riddled with spaceships.

"Scootaloo, check your communicator!" Urged Apple Friend.

"No....." Was all she could say. 100 patrol ponies and 20 grimaces were dead.

Suddenly a loud voice came booming from the sky.

"BRING US SWOOTY BELL!"

"BRING US SWOOTY BELL!"

"BRING US SWOOTY BELL!"

"BRING US SWOOTY BELL!"

Scootaloo, ran outside to get a better view.

It was an entire invasion fleet.

"Dang it Swooty, what'd you get us into this time?" Said Apple Friend.

"I hate mondays." Said Garfield.

An Old Friend

"PEOPLE OF THE SWOOTY PLANET, HEED MY WORDS! IF SWOOTY BELL IS NOT SURRENDERED, WE SHALL COMMENCE A FULL INVASION OF YOUR PLANET!"

The voice rang out all over the planet.

"Apple Bloom,  prepare your forces. I don't think they're going to give her up." ordered Queen Twilight.

"With pleasure." She said with a smile.

"Sweetie Belle, you know what to do." Twilight gave her a smile.

Sweetie only grinned.

BACK ON THE PLANET

Scootaloo and Apple Friend ran from the treehouse with the speed of horses.

"APPLE FRIEND, ALERT THE 'TWIX BAR' SQUAD!" Scootaloo was frantically trying to call the other squads, but no one was answering.

"Apple Friend to Twix, do you read me?"

"COMMANDER, THEY'RE OVERRUNNING US!" A panicked grimace cried.

"WHO? WHO ARE THEY?" She asked.

"NO, PLEASE NO!" The grimace screamed, followed by a crushing sound.

"HOWDY!" Said an almost familiar voice from the communicator.

The call was cut off after that.

"They're so COORDINATED. Who could be doing this?" asked Scootaloo with many the tear.

"We've gotta get to the HQ!" Apple Friended.

They ran as fast as they could, but it was already to late.

BACK AT THE TREEHOUSE

Blackbeard and Garfield had run from the treehouse screaming about 10 minutes ago.

"Spine, press the button!" Said Changeshape with horror in her voice.

"You know we can't go back from this, right?" he asked grimly.

"We have no choice." said she.

Spine pressed the comically oversized red button, and the treehouse began to shake.

With the sound of a Transformer the treehouse split down the middle and opened, revealing like 500 heat seeking missiles.

"As soon as we hear from Scootaloo, we fire the entire thing!" changeshape.

"This treehouse is about to declare interstellar war." said Spine. Even he thought that sounded crazy.

BACK TO THE RUNNING HORSES!

Scootaloo and Apple Friend arrived at the HQ, but it was all on fire and junk.

Scootaloo ran in.

"HELLO? ANYONE?"

The entire place was just covered in smoke, making it really hard to see.

"HOWDY!" Said a voice. Scootaloo was kicked right in the head.

She was dazed, but she got up and tried to find the culprit.

"HOWDY!" She heard again.

Well she was about to be kicked in the head, but Apple Friend tackled the villain.

Scootaloo walked up to the pony, and gasped.

"APPLEJACK?" She asked in disbelief.

"APPLE DAPPLE?" asked the equally shocked Apple Friend.

"HOWDY!" Said another voice. A second Applejack tackled Apple Friend.

"WHAT?" Scootaloo was sick of this crap.

"STOP!" Said yet ANOTHER voice.

A huge laser blast tore through the air, clearing all of the smoke.

"SCOOTALOO?"

"What? NO WAY, APPLE BLOOM?" Scootaloo got really happy and forgot that they were fighting an army of Applejack's for a second.

"Scootaloo, we thought she killed ya!" And she gave her a hug.

"What are you DOING here?" Scootlaoo'd.

"We're here for REVENGE!" She said.

Apple Friend just kinda listened awkwardly.

"Revenge? For WHAT?" Scootaloo asked.

"What? you mean you don't know?" asked Apple Bloom.

"Know what?"

"The truth about Equestria. The truth about Princess Celestia."

Apple Bloom gritted her teeth.

"The truth about Swooty Bell."

How Equestria Fell Under Darkness

Scootaloo and Apple Friend somehow had popcorn as Apple Bloom began to tell the story.

"Around 6 years ago, our world lost its sun.

"No one knew what the ramifications of killing an alicorn would be, but none of us expected THIS!"

Suddenly Scootaloo and Apple Friend found themselves sucked into a flashback.

It had been such a normal day.

"Oh boy this book I'm about to read is sure going to be great!" Said Twilight Sparkle.

But GREAT JUST GREAT THE SUN IS GONE NOW SHE CAN'T READ because she was also reading outside.

Twilight looked into the sky, and with a gasp she saw it!

"Spike, go get the others!" She ordered her "assistant *COUGH*SLAVE*COUGH*

The 6 best friends and Spike all gathered.

"Uh, Twilight, why is the sun black?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"That's why I've called you here. At first I thought Celestia had fallen off of the Canterlot tower again, causing her to launch the sun away from the planet like she did last November, but then I noticed the dark orb!" Explained Twilight.

"Hold on Sugar Cube(trademark Applejack), but how does THE SUN go dark?" Asked DUH.

"I don't want to believe it, but I think we all know what's going on here." Twilight said with great sadness.

I think everyone thought the same thing. Nightmare Moon had returned.

The friends marched to Canterlot.

"LUNA!" Twilight yelled.

"Twilight, I am glad you are here! Something.....terrible has happened." She said, tears falling from her eyes.

"IT'S TO LATE FOR THAT LUNA, THIS IS THE END!" Twilight was blinded by rage.

She just knew if she defeated Luna, Celestia would fix everything. She had to.....

"GIRLS, DO IT NOW!"

The Elements of Harmony were fired, and Luna was sent to the moon. This time no prophecy was written. It seems it was a permanent banishment this time.

"PRINCESS, WHERE ARE YOU?" Twilight began to shout.

Nothing. For weeks they searched. All the while the planet grew colder. The darkness was absolute with no sun, moon, or stars

"Twilight, what have you done?" Asked a voice.

"What, who are you? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Twilight told me about this. Princess Luna reached out to her in her dreams the night that Swooty and her friends came and took you.

"Foolish child, what have you done? Equestria is doomed. I may have been able to save it, but now it is impossible."

"But YOU did this!" Insisted Twilight.

"NO! I was just as shocked as you when the sun went out. I felt it happen. Celestia is dead! She was pulled into another universe by Discord, and killed by another!"

"WHO?!?!" Twilight was overcome with rage.

"Celestia was only able to reach out to me for a moment, but this is who I saw!" And she produced an image of Swooty Bell.

"But....she was here. I COULD HAVE STOPPED HER!"

That's when everything changed. Twilight, being the only surviving unicorn with the power to protect our town, declared herself Queen of Equestria. Some would say she was a tyrant, but after everything that happened, after everyone we LOST, her rule was necessary

Scootaloo watched in horror as a montage played of Twilight's protective bubble growing, and huge ships being built

Rarity was the first to go. She felt that Twilight had lost her mind, and attempted to leave the bubble. She froze to death. The others began to oppose her, and were ordered to work in the shipyards. Applejack should have LISTENED, but she insisted on fighting. Twilight locked her up, and she refused food and water. The others went in similar ways. All they had to do was LISTEN, but they refused.

An image of Rainbow Dash falling from the sky to her death turned Scootaloo into a sobbing mess.

So now we're here to destroy the one who started all of this. Swooty WILL die, and this planet will be the new Equestria!

The flashback ended and Apple Friend and Scootaloo both looked really dizzy.

"What's wrong?' Asked Apple Bloom.

"That flashback was rough!" Said Scootaloo.

"Flashback? You could SEE that? This universe is HORRIFYING!" She replied.

"Apple Bloom, you have this whole thing wrong, Swooty Bell never kil-" But Apple Friend cut her off.

"Uh, was she a tall white alicorn with rainbow hair?" Uh oh.

"uh oh." Said Scootaloo.

"I heard stories about it. It was Discords fault! She just got caught in the crossfire!" Apple Friend is really trying.

"So you admit it? Bring her to me NOW, and Queen Twilight will deal with her!" Apple Bloom demanded.

"We can't do that." Said Scootaloo.

"Scoots, come on, are you going to side with THEM?"

"She's already dead. She died defending this planet with me!" You go Scootaloo!

"That.....complicates things. Twilight has LIVED for killing Swooty for years. Scootaloo, follow me, we'll explain what happened, and maybe we can all go home together!" Said Apple Bloom.

"Apple Bloom, I am home." Said Scootaloo.

She didn't take that well.

"WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DESTROYED OUR HOME! SCOOTALOO, YOU ARE COMING WITH US!" She demanded.

"Apple Bloom, please, I have a family here!"

Apple Bloom scowled as Apple Friend.

"So you've REPLACED US? FINE! I'll head back to the ship, but when I come back I'm bringing the entire army with me! Me and Sweetie Belle will DESTROY this 'home' of yours!"

"Wait, Sweetie's here too?" She asked, unable to hide a small smile.

"She is, and she's not going to be happy. See ya around scoots." Her and the army of Applejack's left to prepare the invasion.

"i didn't understand ANY of that. What's an 'Applejack'?" Said Apple Friend.

Attack of the Clones

Ok yeah OK YEAH SO NOW THIS IS HAPPENING!

The voice from the sky done changed up what it be all saying!

"PREPARE FOR EXECUTION!"

The sky lit up as thousands of small pods began to fall from the sky.

"Oh great, after being fired AND losing my girlfriend to cutie-cancer, THIS HAPPENS?!?!?!?" Said the angry pony who we have never seen before and will never see again.

Well anyway Apple Friend and Scootaloo started running in panic back to the treehouse.

Guys oh man it's SUCH A COOL TREEHOUSE but okay enough.

BUT OH NO 3 PODS LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!

"HOWDY!" Said 5 Applejack's as they ran out of a pod.

"I ENJOY HAVING FUN!" said the 5 Pinkie Pie's.

"DARLINGS AND GEMS!" Yeah that's right 5 Rarity's!

"So this is weird right? Weird even for THIS place?" Asked Scootaloo.

"This is weird even by MEGASWOOTYVERSE standards!" She said with complete sincerity

Scootaloo wanted to question that one, but was in the middle of narrowly dodging a horn to the eye from Rarity.

Oh lol I totally forgot to say in the last chapter that Apple Bloom's cutie mark is a red apple colored grenade! okay back to the fight of 15 clones and a couple other horses.

Well so the next few chapters took most of my budget, so the fight will be done by cardboard cutouts.

Scootaboard and Card Friend jumped into the air and caught a hard breeze that sent them gently flying into the army of Paper Jacks!

Well it was a crazy battle and they all got paper cuts, but after a couple of minutes it started raining and Scootaloo and Apple Friend were smart enough to turn back to normal, but the clones forgot and the rain melted their cardboard bodies.

"Ya know what, that didn't even freak me out!" Said Scoots.

"ONE OF US!" Apple Friend said with a smile and a salute.

So yeah they started running again.

MEANWHILE, ON THE EQUESTRIAN MOTHERSHIP!

"Hey, Apple Bloom?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah?"

"You're SURE we can't convince her to come with us?"

"I'm sure."

Sweetie frowned, and looked at the oblong tube shaped planet from a space window.

"Take my clones. I'm initiating the 'First Responder'" Sweetie Said.

"Ah understand. I'm takin the army to 'Horse City U.S.A'. For the glory of Equestria!"

"For the glory of Equestria!" Sweetie responded.

She pushed the big red button on the control panel that was in front of her on the spaceship that was in space.

The missile launched.

AT THE TREEHOUSE!

Scootaloo and the friend ran in and saw Spine about to press the button.

"DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Scoots asked in shock.

"I'm sorry, but I have to do it!" he said.

"NO! WHAT DOES IT DO? ARE YOU SACRIFICING YOURSELF?" She was in tears.

"WHAT? NO I'M LAUNCHING OUR SECRET CLUSTER MISSILES TO DESTROY THE SHIPS!" He said really loudly.

"Oh. Why'd you look so grim? I assumed you were doing something crazy!"

"Nah" he said.

"Makes sense to me!" Said Apple Friend.

"So uh.....do it?" Scootaloo said.

He pressed the button, and the missiles exploded a couple capital ships.

"WOOOOOOOOOO!" Spine and Changeshape wooo'd.

"Uh, guys, what's THAT?" Scootaloo, always the buzzkill, pointed into the air.

A huge missile was headed right for the treehouse!

"MOM, SPEED BUGGY US OUTA HERE!" Said Scootaloo.

They all jumped into Changeshape, and they sped away.

They only JUST made it away from the shock wave.

Changeshape and Spine froze in shock.

A mushroom cloud consumed the treehouse.

Above them the pods began to converge on Horse City U.S.A.

"Scootaloo, we can't fight THIS." Said Apple Friend.

"No, no we can't. We need help."

"From who?"

"I have a couple people in mind, but first, we need your father."

Apple Friend didn't understand, but she trusted Scootaloo.

They were going to see McDreamy.

Horse City U.S.A and the Invasion of the Horses from Beyond the Stars!

Sweetie Belle watched as the treehouse exploded.

"Heh, I know you're still alive Scootaloo." She said to herself.

"Howdy!" Said an Applejack.

"My dream of killing Swooty Bell is gone, so I guess I'll have to settle for you. Traitor!"

Sweetie walked into the ridiculously long hallway leading to the throne room.

Sweetie approached Twilight Sparkle, and kneeled before her.

"I'm going to find her." She said.

Twilight grinned.

"I'd expect nothing less from my most faithful student!" She replied.

"I sent my army with Apple Bloom. I'll be going alone."

Twilight pressed a button on her throne.

"No, you won't. Ever since SHE died, he's been growing in size and anger. Destroy them all for the glory of Equestria!"

A large door opened, revealing a huge purple dragon.

Sweetie also grinned.

"Heh, for the glory of Equestria!"

Well a certain robot was ALSO being held in that cage, but they forgot about him because he's a big jerk and nobody likes him. He grabbed onto Spike's tail.

They entered a dropship, and headed for Horse Planet U.S.A.

ON THE PLANET!

Changeshape had turned into a wolf and was shaking violently.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"Uh, Mom......" Scootaloo tried to.

"It's okay Scoots, she'll be like this for a while. And after she's done she'll probably rain down violent justice on anyone in her path!" Said Spine with a smile.

"If you're sure, than we'll head for McDreamy's." Scootaloo scooted.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Growled Changeshape, still staring at the mushroom cloud that took her treehouse.

So the friends began to journey to the outskirts of Horse City.

IT WAS A BORING WALK SO NOW THEY'VE ARRIVED!

They stopped just outside of the old shack.

"So, should we go in?" Asked Scootaloo, visibly nervous.

"Ah guess....." Apple Friend said but didn't do.

They both stood, staring.

"AT LAST!" Came a voice from the shack. They decided to barge right in.

"DAD, ARE YOU OKAY?" Asked Apple Friend.

McDreamy was startled, but immediately ran to Apple Friend and gave her a big ol hug.

"My Apple Friend, it's been WEEKS!" He said with a smile.

"Uh, actually it's been 8 months." She said with a look of worry.

"Oh, no matter! look at this!  It's done!" He said with excitement.

A small rocket sat in front of them.

"Uh, that's great, but please tell me you're NOT going through with this!" Apple Friend said with a harsh tone.

"What do you mean? Of COURSE I'm doing this! I can finally track down Robotimo!" He said with excitement.

Scootaloo was watching awkwardly.

"You won't survive!" She said with the force of a horse voice.

"Did you just come here to try and stop me? My mind IS MADE UP!" He said as he slammed his fist on a table right onto a screw oh man that one hurt.

"How long have you been in here? Do you even know what's going on?" Apple Friend is really giving it to em!

"I know that Twix's murderer still hasn't been brought to justice!" He yelled, still hiding the pain from that screw.

"McDreamy!" Scootaloo interrupted.

They both looked at her, having forgotten she was there at all.

"A hostile army has invaded the planet. Thousands of ponies from my home world have landed in Horse City U.S.A, and are planning the total destruction of the planet. They are being led by the most powerful alicorn to ever exist. We need your help. We need that rocket!" Scootaloo taking charge!

"Are you INSANE? I've been working on this for YEARS! I will avenge-" But he was cut off by Apple Buddy.

"DAD! The world is falling apart again! Mo.....Twix Bar dedicated her life to protecting this place! What would she think of you now?" Wow Apple Friend!

"I.....fine. Scootaloo, use the rocket to save the world or whatever it is you're planning." He said with a tone of defeat.

"Thank you McDreamy." Scootaloo pulled an envelope out of her saddle bag.

"Can you help me launch this thing?"

They set up the cool launchmotron and set up the rocket.

"GO!" Said Scootaloo and McDreamy pressed a button.

"Where did you send it?" McDreamy asked.

"To our last hope." she said.

Well they all talked for a few minutes and Apple Friend hugged McDreamy.

"Are you sure you can't come with us?" Asked Apple Friend.

"I'm sorry, but I need some rest. I haven't slept in 12 days! I'll join you when I can.

Scootaloo and Apple Friend headed to Horse City. McDreamy retired to his shack.

Apple Bloom's entire army had arrived. She was ready for them. The real fight was about to begin.

High above the city, a ship entered the atmosphere. A door opened, and Spike flew from the ship, Sweetie Belle on his back.

"No no no no no no no!" Robotimo lost his grip, and fell.

Robotimo landed.

Robotimo landed right in front of an old shack.

He knocked on the door.

"Hello? Could I get a little help out here?"

The Battle for Horse City U.S.A!

The Battle for Horse City U.S.A!

With an earth shattering kaboom, the invasion began!

"Fluttershy unit, attack skyscraper park!" Ordered Apple Bloom.

"I am not comfortable is social situations!" Said all of the Fluttershy's in unison.

"Rainbow Dash's, bomb town hall!"

"We shall dance on the graves of their dead!" Said the Rainbow Dash's who had a really out of character catchphrase.

Well all the other clones ran amuck and just started killing ALL the orphans. Not even Apple Bloom knew why they singled out the orphans, but here we are.

Scootaloo and Apple Friend ran into the city, and they didn't have an army or anything!

"APPLE FRIEND, ROUND UP THE APPLEJACK'S AND FLUTTERSHY'S!" Scootaloo ordered.

"WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PINK AND FABULOUS ONES!" Said Spine and Changeshape who had zip-lined into the battle.

"MOM, DAD THANKS BUT I GOTTA GO!" Said Scootaloo.

"I'm going after Rainbow Dash!"

MEANWHILE, AT THE TALL SKYSCRAPER!

Apple Bloom stood watch over her mighty army. She knew that this would be her greatest triumph. The destruction of the evil ponies who brought her world into darkness.

"Apple Bloom reporting. The city is offerin no resistance. We will..... wait a second!" She had been talking to Twilight you see.

Apple Bloom was shocked and horrified at the sight of thousands of purple creatures swarming the city.

"GRIMACE EMPIRE, ATTACK!" Came the order.

Applejack's and Fluttershy's were trampled under the mighty army.

A big gruff looking Grimace approached Apple Friend.

"Wesa allowed our pride to make fools of us before. Wesa lost much of our army because wesa fell for a fake Grimace. Wesa bring bombad army to make up for our failure!" Said the commander of the Grimace army.

"Oh man I totally forgot about you guys!" Apple Friend be nice!

"Wesa hope ponies and Grimace being friends after battle. Wesa not give up until bad ponies are turned to dust!"

Apple Bloom was at a complete loss.

"UH, UH, RAINBOW DASH'S, BOMB THE PURPLE THINGS!"

But it was no use, they just kept coming.

"APPLE BLOOM!"

"Oh come on!" Apple Bloom was not happy.

Apple Friend had climbed the skyscraper and was ready to turn her into applesauce.

"i think we both knew it would come to this." Said Apple Friend.

"I don't even really know you." Said Apple Bloom.

Well Apple Bloom pulled out a magic gun and shot at Apple Friend, but Apple Friend did a somersault and kicked Apple Bloom in the face!

"You know it wasn't our fault, it was DISCORD!" Said the friend apple.

"Swooty Bell killed our princess! You pretty much said so yourself!" And she threw a grenade.

Apple Friend was thrown from the the building, and was falling to her death BUT OH MAN SOMEONE CAUGHT HER!

"Going up?" Asked McDreamy to the sound of thunderous applause.

McDreamy had tied a bunch of birds together and used them to fly to the building!

"DAD!" Was all she said as they landed in front of Apple Bloom.

"Now my little Apple Friend, lets kill this horse!" He said and that wasn't even clever.

"YOU CAN TRY!" And she threw like 10 grenades.

AND BACK TO THE GROUND BATTLE!

Changeshape was a tank now and was taking out a ton of ponies.

"Just like beggar's canyon back home!" She said as she killed 20 Pinkie pie's.

"BY THE POWER OF SHOVEL!" And Spine dug a bunch of Rarity's.

Scootaloo had found them! The Rainbow Dash army!

"So I guess I can't reason with you, huh?" She asked really hoping she didn't have to kill Rainbow Dash.

"SONIC DEATHBOOM!" They all yelled as all 500 of them dive bombed at her.

Well she kicked one and it exploded, but she was in over her head.

"RAINBOW DASH, PLEASE!" Lol that didn't help at all they started kicking her really hard and she had a bloody nose.

"STOP!" She yelled as a burst of energy shot from her.

"Woah, I haven't felt power like that since the war with Grogar!" She said.

The wave of energy turned like 30 Rainbow Dash's into bones, and suddenly her wings were big enough to fly. Also even though it's been five years she still can't fly. Also no cutie mark. In Equestria she'd pretty much be an all around failure.

She flew into the sky, and noticed a couple yellow horses and a McDreamy fighting on a tall building. She swooped down to help, but was interrupted by a kick to the back of the head.

Scootaloo plummeted to the ground, and caused an explosion that killed like 50 ponies.

Sweetie Belle landed gracfully on the ground, surrounded by magic, green energy flowing from her eyes.

"Sweetie Belle, is that DARK MAGIC?" Asked Scootaloo who took that huge fall really well.

"Heh, Queen Twilight taught me a LOT over the last few years!" And she turned to reveal her Cutie Mark. A green flame surrounding a planet.

"Please Sweetie, can't we talk about this?"

Sweetie simply blasted a nearby building with her magic, and it crumbled.

The true battle was about to begin.

AND BACK TO THE ROOFTOP BATTLE!

Apple Bloom just kept tossing grenades.

"Dad, I have an idea! run around her, run in circles around her!"

And they both did just that!

Well they stopped after like 1 minute.

"What was that?" She asked.

"You threw like a ton of grenades" Said Apple Friend with a smile.

"So?" She suddenly felt shaking. "Oh".

The ceiling began to shake, and the top of the building began to crumble.

"APPLE CRUSHER!" Yelled Apple Friend as she jumped into the air and did a powerful downward kick onto Apple Bloom, sending her crashing down through the entire skyscraper.

"Grab the birds on strings!" Said McDreamy.

They flew away, and Apple Bloom was crushed under the building.

Apple Bloom was defeated.

AND BACK 2 THA GROUND!

McDreamy took his birds and helped save some innocent ponies, and Apple Friend landed right next to Scootaloo.

"I'll destroy you both, and Spike will put an end to this entire city!" Said Sweetie with a huge grin.

Spike landed in the middle of the city, and Spine and Changeshape ran to the scene.

"So, shall we begin?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

The King Has Returned

The King Has Returned

it only took a moment for Scootaloo to realize she was completely out of her league. Her power had conveniently faded, and now she was facing a powerful unicorn on par with Twilight Sparkle herself!

"Apple Friend, run behind her and distract her! I'm going to kick her in the neck!" Now THAT'S a plan Scootaloo!

Well Apple Friend started to run, was picked up in a green aura, and slammed against a building.

"Well crap." Said Scootaloo.

Sweetie began to slowly approach Scootaloo.

"Do you think this is a game? This isn't like the old wars back on Equestria. The stakes were so low back then. An evil queen stealing love? A pathetic monster spreading chaos? A mad king whining for crystals? Do you have any idea what you are facing? Even now, Horse Planet burns, and Queen Twilight has an arsenal fit to wipe out the entire planet if need be!" And she shot a green blast of magic at Scootaloo, who narrowly avoided it.

"Than why even invade at all? Why not just kill us all and be done with it?" Good question "Scooty" lol you'll never live that down.

"Because our world is dead. We need a new home, and this pathetic tube was ripe for the taking!" And she spin kicked into the air at Scootaloo, but Apple Friend jumped in front of the kick and it really really hurt!

"Look at you! You can't even fight ME! How do you plan on stopping the queen? How could you POSSIBLY stop the armada? You are NOTHING Scootaloo. Nothing but a TRAITOR!" And she grabbed her by the neck with her magic.

NOW ACROSS TOWN THIS IS HAPPENING!

Changeshape turned into a huge spider robot and crawled up a building.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She yelled as she jumped from the building and caught Spike mid flight!

Spine was on the ground, preparing. also the Grimaces are still fighting the clones.

Changeshape wrapped her spider legs around the dragon, constricting his wings, causing him to plummet to the ground below!

"SPIKE KILL!" Said Spike man this is a kids show what am I even doing? Remember the entire town that got slaughtered? Remember when Alf had his neck cracked? Man I may be a monster.

Spike landed with a boom, and Spine prepared for attack!

Changeshape turned into a fighting robot, and Spine brandished his shovel.

Changeshape pulled out her death scythe and took a swing at the dragon, but he blew fire and all melted it and stuff!

"Oh man that was expensive!" She was mad also what is she talking about she changeshaped that scythe.

"Changeshape, enact the 'Catapult protocol'!" Spine hold up what?

"NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!" Changeshape protested.

"WE HAVE NO CHOICE!" And he jumped up and gave her a kiss on her robot lips with his beak. Yeah.

Well she turned into a Catapult and Spine jumped in.

"NOW!" He yelled.

He went flying through the air.

Spike roared, awaiting the meal that was nearing his mouth!

Spine flew right into spike's mouth, pulled out the shovel, and exploded out of the back of his head.

Spike was slain!

Spine climbed down and ran back to Changeshape, who just stared wide eyed at him.

"I want another baby!" She said.

Spine made a gulping noise and the audience laughed.

BACK TO THE BEATDOWN!

Sweetie was just DESTROYING Scootaloo and Apple Friend.

Apple Friend tried a pile driver, but Sweetie sent a bolt of dark magic into her leg and caused her to fall flat on her face. Scootaloo was STILL being strangled!

"Sweetie, please!" Scootaloo begged.

"No! it's over Scootaloo! After this I'll clean up these purple monsters, and we'll take this planet!"

Scootaloo began to black out, but something INSANE happened.

A sonic boom went and happened, and something was entering the atmosphere!

At crazy speed someone fell from the sky, and kicked Sweetie in the face, causing her to lose her grip and drop Scootaloo.

Scootaloo was gasping for air, but was pretty much okay. Apple Friend was beat up, but still willing to fight.

The figure stood inches from Sweetie Belle, gripping the letter that Scootaloo had sent into space in the rocket.

"Sorry to keep you waiting." Said the figure.

"Heh, it's about time." Said Sweetie Belle, who looked really really happy, despite the bloody lip.

"Okay yeah lets do this!" And the figure readied for battle.

"Finally, I can crush you under my own hooves!" Said Sweetie.

"Scootaloo, Apple Friend, stand back. I've been looking forward to this for a LONG time!"

Scootaloo and Apple Friend watched in awe.....

.....as Swooty Bell prepared to do battle with Sweetie Bell.

Queen Twilight Sparkle

Queen Twilight Sparkle

"SWOOTY WHAT HOW" Asked Apple Friend.

"I showed the Great Fabric that letter Scootaloo sent me and he gave me a one time use day pass!" She explained.

"I didn't think that'd actually WORK!" Said Scootaloo.

"The Fabric deemed Twilight Sparkle and her army a threat to the Swootyverse, and sent me to put a stop to her madness!" Said Swooty man it feels good to type that!

"I don't care why you're here, you'll be dead in a moment anyway!" Said Sweetie as she swung her hoof at Swooty.

"I'M NOT READY YET!" Yelled Swooty as she caught her hoof in midair.

Sweetie was a little surprised.

"Heh, so you ARE as strong as I've heard. I guess I won't be holding back!" And Sweetie was surrounded by green magic.

Sweetie sent a shock wave of magic in every direction, sending Scootaloo and Apple Friend flying, and causing Swooty to lose her footing and almost fall.

"Scoots, Apple, go stop Twilight. This is MY fight!" And she powered up and was surrounded by pink energy.

"I'm ready to destroy you, but I think a better setting is in order" Said Swooty who secretly just wanted to get Sweetie out of the city so they didn't kill any ponies.

"Heh, sure. What ya got in mind?"

"Follow me!" And Swooty flew into the air because she's an alicorn remember? And Sweetie followed using her powerful magic.

NOW BACK TO SCOOTS!

"APPLE FRIEND, WE NEED YOUR DADS BIRDS!" Scootaloo had a plan.

"I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY!" She answered.

They ran to the man who was flying around with a bunch of birds.

"Dad, we need your help!" Said duh Apple Friend.

"Anything!" He said.

"We need to get to space so we need to use your birds to fly there!" She said.

"Okay" He said.

"What? No argument?  We want to fly to space using birds!"

"I've seen some serious crap over the last few years. I completely believe that you will be fine doing that"

So yeah they grabbed the birds and started to fly away!

"So what's the plan Scoots?" Apple Friends asks.

"We're going to punch Twilight in the face!" She said.

"You know what Scootaloo?"

"What?"

"You've really adapted to this crazy planet"

"Thanks!"

IN SPACE!

The war ships all flew around but weren't equipped to track ponies being carried by birds!

"We just have to find the mothership!" Said Scootaloo.

"Hey, maybe it's THAT ONE!" And Apple Friend pointed at a huge ship that was clearly the mothership.

They flew to it.

"Man this was REALLY easy!" Said Scootaloo.

"Yeah. You'd think they'd have some guards or somethin, but I guess they're all on the planet fightin!" Apple Friend you are almost right.

They trotted through the ship, facing no resistance.

They approached the throne room.

"Well, this is it!" Said Scootaloo, and she opened the door.

"My little pony, it is SO good to see you!" Said Twilight, with a genuine smile.

"TWILIGHT! STOP THE INVASION NOW!" Demanded Scootaloo.

"Now Scootaloo, I can't do that! This is too important!" And her eye twitched as she said that.

Twilight had gone completely mad.

"Apple Friend, get ready! I was prepared to fight Twilight, but this is CRAZY Twilight! This is going to be the battle of our lives!" And she braced herself.

"Elements, it's time to save Equestria again!" Said Twilight and a door opened.

Scootaloo nearly threw up when it walked out.

"NO.....TWILIGHT, HOW COULD YOU?" Scootaloo was in tears.

It was a Chimera. A Chimera made of Twilight's best friends.

"Go get em girls!" Twilight said with glee.

The monster was hardly able to walk, and made terrible sounds of agony as it moved. It was in no shape to fight. Twilight was truly out of her mind.

"I'm sorry everyone." And Scootaloo used her only grenade that she totally had and destroyed the creature!

"NO! SCOOTALOO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" And Twilight spread her wings, and surrounded herself in purple and green magic.

"Scootaloo, can we beat her?" Apple Friend asked.

"Not alone we can't." And Scootaloo held out her hoof to Apple Friend.

BACK ON THE PLANET!

Swooty and Sweetie flew for a while, and landed on a scorched and barren landscape.

"Why here? This is nothing but a wasteland." Said Sweetie.

"This is where I had my greatest battle! This place keeps coming up in my life! During my war with Momba, we fought here! This was the center of Marcopolypse's inversion of the planet so long ago. This is where I'll kill you Sweetie Bell." She stood on her hind legs and took a fighting stance.

"This is The Battleground of Torment. This is the end."

The Battleground of Torment

Swooty and Sweetie stared at each other for what felt like hours, and simultaneously launched themselves forward, punching each other in the face at the exact same time! Swooty recovered first, and without even touching the ground she spun in the air and kicked Sweetie in the face, sending her flying 50 feet, and skidding across the hard ground.

"THIS IS OVER!" Screamed Sweetie as she leaped back into the air, and launched herself horn first at Swooty. Swooty misjudged her speed, and the horn pierced her left eye.

"GUH OH MAN OH NO STOP IT!" Swooty was REALLY mad now!

"SAURIAN STOMP!!" Shouted Swooty as she concentrated all of her magic into her front hooves and stomped on the ground, causing a rock spike to shoot up and hit Sweetie.

"GUH, YOU ASKED FOR THIS SWOOTY BELL!" Sweetie grabbed the rock in her magic, and tossed it at her!

Swooty tried to run, but the rock caught her wing and sent her flying into a nearby boulder.

"Swooty Bell, you can't win this!" And Sweetie made the rock EXPLODE!

The dust cleared, and Swooty was already flying full force at Sweetie. She grabbed her by the neck mid flight and shoved her into the ground, and began punching the crap out of her.

"THIS IS MY PLANET SWEETIE BELLE! YOU CHOSE TO ATTACK IT, AND NOW YEAH THAT'S RIGHT UH HUH NOW YOU DIE!" And she grabbed her by the horn and threw her in the air.

Sweetie wasn't done yet! She recovered in the air and shot a blast of magic at Swooty, who dodged it and shot her own.

Swooty flew into the air and tried to grab Sweetie by the tail, but Sweetie kicked Swooty right in the face with her hind legs. Swooty was sent flying to the ground with a loud thud.

She slowly stood up, holding her now broken right arm.

"I've gotta hand it to ya Sweetie, this is the most intense battle I've ever been a part of." said Swooty as she spit out a tooth.

Sweetie rolled her shoulders and cracked her neck.

"I'll admit that I've never had a fight like this." Sweetie couldn't help but smile.

They stood 20 feet away from each other, waiting for the other to make a move.

MEANWHILE, ON THE MOTHERSHIP!

Apple Friend grabbed Scootaloo's hoof.

"What are you doing now?" Asked Twilight with an insane smile on her face.

The room lit up with a bright white light.

An orange pony with a fiery red mane stepped out of the light. The pony was similar to Appleoo, but looked much stronger.

"We are Scootafriend! We are the pure combination of true friendship! Your unholy mixture of your friends is NOTHING! We are the ULTIMATE result of REAL friendship!"

"This is a joke, right? You think you can defeat ME?" And Twilight unleashed a blast of magic that sent Scootafriend flying against a wall.

"I am Queen Twilight Sparkle! The last Alicorn of Equestria! I will destroy any who stand in the way of my new EMPIRE!" And she shot them with an unrelenting stream of magic.

Scootafriend stood, walking against the hellish fire of evil.

"You are not fit to wield the element of magic!" And Scootafriend walked right up to Queen Twilight Sparkle, the ruler of Equestria, the commander of this vast fleet of ships, slapped her right in the face, grabbed the element of magic from her crown, and tossed it on the ground.

Twilight gasped.

"HOW DARE YOU?" She barked as she shot another stream of magic. Scootafriend grabbed Twilight by the horn, and picked her up.

"It's over Twilight!" She said.

"NO! IF I DIE, WE ALL DIE!" She overcharged her horn, and broke Scootafriend's grip.

Twilight turned to her huge space window, and destroyed it. They were all sucked into the vacuum if space, and Scootafriend was forced to separate.

AT THE BATTLEGROUND OF TORMENT

The two ponies were evenly matched. They both knew, but wouldn't admit it.

Swooty tried to do a flying kick at Sweetie, but Sweetie grabbed her leg and tossed her away. Sweetie tried to toss a rock at Swooty, but Swooty deflected it.

"Getting tired?" Asked Swooty.

"heh, I could do this ALL NIGHT!" And she once again leaped at Swooty, and Swooty leaped right back at her.

They met at the exact center of the Battleground of Torment, and their fists made contact.

The force of the attacks caused the area to shake. The ground began to split. Within a moment the entire battleground was caving in, taking Swooty and Sweetie with it.

As they fell they continued to fight, jumping from the falling rocks and trading blows. They both had multiple broken bones and internal bleeding by now, but they refused to give in. The fight kept going, and they continued the fall into Tartarus.

BACK IN SPACE

Scootaloo awoke to find her and Apple Friend floating unharmed in space. Scootaloo's wings had grown again, and they had a protective bubble around them.

Scootaloo gained her bearings, and looked to Horse Planet.

Directly in front of her was the dead Twilight Sparkle.

Scootaloo spread her wings, and sent them flying back to earth. She saw a huge hole forming , and knew that couldn't be good.

BACK WITH SWOOTY

Both of them were about to pass out. They were still falling, and still trying to fight, but they had reached their limits.

"Heh, looks like we die together" Said Sweetie.

Swooty smiled.

"Looks like it."

Suddenly a pair of hooves wrapped around Swooty. Scootaloo had swooped in and grabbed her.

"WHAT? OH COME ON!" Said Sweetie.

She was crushed between two rocks.

"Ha!" Said Swooty.

They flew back to Horse City. The Grimaces were victorious!

They landed, and everyone gathered together.

Farewell

Farewell

Scootaloo, Apple Friend, Spine, Changeshape, McDreamy, and the Grimaces all gathered around Swooty Bell.

"Scootaloo, I like the new look!" Said Swooty.

Scootaloo's wings didn't revert back this time.

"Also nice butt!" Swooty said.

Scootaloo screamed with excitement. She had her cutie mark. A pair of huge glowing wings wrapping around Horse Planet. Shielding it.

"Well it's time for me to get going, but someone's missing! Where's Twix Bar?" Swooty oh no!

Apple Friend broke the news to her. Twix was dead.

"What? She can't be dead! She's one of the champions of Horse Planet! She'd be in the fabric nebula!" Swooty was confused.

"It was a soulrune knife." Said McDreamy.

Swooty's face turned white.

"no......no way. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING? WAS ANYTHING LEFT AT ALL?" Swooty was kinda bummed out about this.

"Only her twix wrapper" Said McDreamy with much sadness.

"BRING IT TO ME!"

SO HE BROUGHT IT TO HER!

I can't promise anything, but I'll take this back with me. Maybe we can do SOMETHING!" said Swooty.

Swooty began to glow.

"Well this is it for real this time. I've gotta go"

Swooty looked at Apple Friend, and smiled warmly. She reached down and hugged her as tightly as she could.

"I was a monster, Apple. I've learned so much in the Nebula. I've learned what friendship is supposed to mean. I wasn't a true friend to you, but you were a true friend to me. I'm so sorry.  I'll make it up to you when we meet again on the other side" she whispered to her.

She faded away.

Apple Friend smiled, tears in her eyes.

It took a few months, but with the help of the Grimaces, Horse City was repaired. Apple Friend and Scootaloo recruited some new members, and the Swooty Patrol was stronger then ever!

The friends all stood together, looking over the city.

"So, now what?" Asked Apple Friend.

"Now....." Said Changeshape, pulling out a huge scroll.

".....we build TREEHOUSE, THE SEQUEL!"

For years Scootaloo protected her home. Many new threats emerged, including an evil penguin, some living lava, and a bumble bee,  but none could stand up to her and her friends. Scootaloo would be the protector of Horse Planet U.S.A for the rest of her life.

Over time the entire Swooty Squad would ascend to the fabric nebula. They would reunite with their greatest friends. Swooty Bell. The other Scootaloo. Twilight Purple. Speed Buggy. Alf.

And Twix Bar.

The End.....

BUT WAIT!

A small object hurdled from space and crashed on the outskirts of Horse Town U.S.A!

We close up on the object.

It's the frozen body of Roority!

We close up on her hate filled eyes!

Naw she's dead lol she's been up in space for years.

The Ride Never Ends

"....To.....the...........district..........find..........and...........hope."

Scootaloo awoke with a scream and a falling off of her bed and a hitting of her head on the floor.

"Ugh, that dream again." She whined as she stood herself up on her horse legs and slowly made her way to the kitchen.

"OH dear, did you have that dream and fall out of bed and hit your head again?" Asked the concerned bug pony Changeshape who was also Scootaloo's mother.

"Yeah. Every night it's a little clearer. I think I'm being summoned to embark on a quest or something." Said Scoots with a hint of dread because the last quest she went on involved a universe exploding.

"Well remember what Swooty always said, 'Always eat your Rice Krispies!'" Encouraged the bug mom.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Asked Scootaloo.

"I'M STILL NEW TO THIS MOM THING OK now you better get going or you'll be late for school!" Replied Changeshape who truly loved her daughter but sometimes she remembers that she used to be the queen of an entire race and they're all dead now and it puts her a little on edge.

Scootaloo walked out of her really really nice house that was next to the "Swooty Bell is a Hero" statue and also right next to the sewage plant. She began her walk to the "Orphanarium" to meet up with Apple Friend.

"Hiya Scootaloo, ready for your first day of school?" Asked the happy on the outside but really sad and depressed on the inside apple pony who was also best friends with Scootaloo because everyone else she loves is dead.

"Hey Apple..." she said with THAT tone of voice. You know the one I mean. The one that screams "HEY SOMETHING'S WRONG PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT IT".

"Hey Scoots, it looks like something's wrong and I am asking you about it." Asked said Apple Friends.

"It's just...I've been having these nightmares. Someone's pleading with me for help, but I can never make out the whole thing. i don't know what to do." Scoot.

"Well ya know what Swooty always said, "Apple Fromple, if you ever need help, like, ask someone else I'm busy""  Said Apple Friend proudly.

"Yeah that doesn't help at all, and wow Swooty really treated you bad didn't she?" Scootaloo was the only one on Horse Planet U.S.A who actually cared for Apple Friend.

"Heh, she was just foolin." She answered, hiding the fact that before she met Scootaloo she was mostly dead inside.

SO YEAH THEY MADE IT TO SCHOOL

"Ok class we got ourselves a fly new student, and by fly I mean cool because she ain't able to fly yet, ya dig?" Announced MC Cheerilee.

"Um, hi. I'm Scootaloo.! You may remember the OTHER Scootaloo that used to live here, but she got, um, 'Scootaloo'd', and now I'M going to be coming to this school from now on." Scootaloo was starting to get the Swootyverse lingo down.

"Yo, go pick a seat my man!" Ordered the teacher.

It took only 3 minutes of MC Cheerilee's beat-boxing for Scootaloo to fall asleep.

"to the...........Diamond District..........find.....tomb.....and.......only hope."

Scootaloo awoke with a thud as she fell off of her desk and hit her head.

"SCOOTY, DID YOU HAVE THE DREAM AGAIN?" Asked Changeshape.

"Mom, what are you doing here?" Asked the embarrassed "Scooty".

"IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND I WAS WORRIED AND I'M STILL NEW TO THIS MOM THING CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

"Yeah ok whatever I had the dream. It said that I need to go to the 'Diamond District', I think"

Changeshape suddenly got all excited.

"WE MUST GATHER THE SWOOTY SQUAD!" She yelled.

"But this is my FIRST DAY of school, I don't want to leave!" She insisted.

"Oh man look at Scootaloo, she doesn't have her butt brand yet! BARE BUTT!" Bully Crown and Sterling Archer yelled at Scootaloo.

"...ok I'm ready to go." She said and a laugh track played. This freaked the crap out of her, but no one else seemed to notice.

SO THEY BEGAN THE QUEST!

The first stop was Scootaloo's house.

"HEY BABE, WE'RE GOING ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE!" yelled Changeshape into the house.

Spine the Penguin ran down the stairs and jumped right into the car that was also Changeshape.

"So how many more ponies are on the list?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Just one." Replied Spine who was a penguin and also her father.

"Just one? I thought you guys had a whole group."

"Well lets see.... Swooty is dead, David the Gnome is dead, Twilight Purple is dead so yeah that about covers it." Answered Robotimo, the robot butler and new friend.

"Also I'm here!" Said Apple Friend who was not about to miss another adventure.

"So who else....wait, do you mean-" And "Scooty" lol was cut off.

"Yes Scoots, she's probably busy, but we're going to need her help." Said Spine.

SO THEY WENT TO THAT PLACE THEY NEEDED TO GO.

Horse Nation U.S.A's "House of Leadership.

"Princess, you have visitors." Said a royal guard who was having really bad problems at home with his wife.

"I'm in the middle of the peace summit with the Grimace Empire! I'm at the podium right now why would you interrupt this is really important!" Said the Princess.

"Well, they wouldn't take no for an answer..."

And at that moment the Changeshape car rolled right into the room and Spine jumped out.

"Twix Bar! we need your help!" He pleaded.

"THEM? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" And Twix Bar left the peace summit and ran outside with the Swooty Friends.

"Guys it's been FAR too long! What's going on?" She asked with excitement.

"It's me Twix Bar. I've been having dreams. Dreams that are calling me to the Diamond District. We're going now to get to the bottom of this. Will you join us?" Asked Scootaloo who else would it have been?

Twix had a flashback to the horrors of King Momba, but was determent to help her greatest friends.

"Well of COURSE i'll help you! Lets go now!" She insisted.

They left the capital, leaving the Grimace leaders really confused.

MEANWHILE, IN THE WASTELAND BETWEEN EQWOOSTRIA AND THE DIAMOND DISTRICT

A human male made his way over a sand dune.

"I've got to find Swooty Bell, she is the last hope!"

Scootaloo Realizes She's been Kinda a Jerk this Whole Time

Scootaloo Realizes She's been Kinda a Jerk this Whole Time

The world was at a tipping point.

Across the McSea, the Grimace Empire prepared to sail the McRibs of war. They would arrive in a McFlurry of destruction.

Across the Pathway of Beasts Princess Wayback prepared her great army for an even GREATER threat that has yet to show itself.

These great forces would clash in a battle like none seen on this planet before. Only the universal war of Swooty Bell could compare.

And a little orange pony would change the entire course of history in the midst of this great battle.

-The Warhorses of a Nation by Commander Wrinklebutts (lol) of the Horse Nation loyalist rebels.

So the gang made it back to Twix Bar's old cave.

Scootaloo sat in a horse chair and wrote a plan of action. She had assigned all of the Swooty Squad to write up a plan in the hopes of combining them into a MEGA plan.

"Dad, you first!" She said also they are about to tell each other the plans!

"Ok, so first thing's first! We DIG into-" And he was cut off by princess No Fun Allowed.

"Dad we need to stop her within the next few days!" She insisted man she has a mouth on her!

"But, well, awwww" He said, defeated.

"MY TURN!" Screamed Apple Friend.

She dragged a large bag of apples onto the stage also they have a stage.

"With these apples we can hit em with apples!" she said proudly. McDreamy and Twix Bar clapped at the amazing idea.

"Well, if it comes to that I GUESS we can hit them with apples." Said a bemused Scootaloo.

Next Robotimo took the stage.

"Ok my hoes dig this!" He said as he pulled a box of switch blades out of himself.

"Knives?" Asked Scootaloo with a disapproving look.

"Not just KNIVES, but SOULRUNE KNIVES!" he said with a robot smile.

The room went silent as they all gasped in shock, even Scootaloo who is usually out of the loop.

"TO TARTARUS!" Screamed Twix Bar as she zapped Robotimo and the knives and they both got transported to Tartarus.

"Ok Mom, you're up!"

Changeshape set up a huge set of drawing boards.

"Ok guys, first we need to start with a good tree!" And she was off!

It took 2 full hours, but she went over every plan. Every idea she had for that treehouse.

When she was done everyone went silent.

"Wow...." said Scootaloo and Spine at the same time.

Spine ran up to his bug wife and gave her a big ol smooch and the studio audience WOOOOOOOO'D. Scootaloo gave her a big hug.

"Alright everyone, now we HAVE to save the world. WE ARE making this happen!" Said Scootaloo who now had even more resolve.

Next up was McDreamy and Twix Bar who ACTUALLY had a plan.

"Okay guys, we worked all night on this, but I think it's ready!" Said Twix Bar who also felt better after her stabbing but was still having trouble walking so McDramy made her a robocrutch because he's a really good friend and also Twix Bar looked really sad and man have you ever SEEN Twix Bar sad? It's DEPRESSING! And she just had this look on her face and it made him melt and he couldn't NOT make the crutch for her and they gained some extra affection points also. Also Apple Friend drew apples on it and they're all such good friends!

So they unveiled the thing they had been working on!

But just at that moment Robotimo walked into the cave. He was all covered in dirt and looked tired from digging out of Tartarus.

"You guys are JERKS!" He said as he crossed his arms.

Well anyway they opened the box or whatever and it was a zeppelin.

"YOU BUILT A ZEPPELIN AND PUT IT IN A BOX?" Scootaloo was impressed that they still found ways to confuse her.

"I know Scootaloo, I was just as confused, but hey, whatever works right?" He said.

At that moment Scootaloo realized something. This world WASN'T strange, SHE was. Everything that has happened is completly normal to these ponies, and she probably just looks like a jerk all the time. Man she has a lot to think about.

So Apple Friend, McDreamy, Twix Bar, and Robotimo got into the zeppelin.

"When you give the signal, we'll attack from above!" Said McDreamy.

So they took off into the sky.

"So Scootaloo, what was your rope plan anyway?" Asked Spine.

"OH YEAH........Dad, we're going to need that shovel!"

Spine squealed like a little girl.

So yeah they left the cave with a huge bundle of ropes and the shovel. As they walked through the woods leading to the city, Scootaloo noticed a big pile of really nasty brown and dark red glop on the ground. It also really really stunk something awful.

"Uh, Mom, what IS that?" She asked.

"Oh wow THAT take me back. Those are the remains of Fast Spectrum, the most rainbow dashing pony who ever lived. She turned bad and tried to explode us, so we caught her in a net and she hit the net and was so fast her body exploded through the net in chunks!" She said with a laugh.

"Wait.....rainbow...." And Scootaloo threw up in her mouth a little.

"What's wrong dear?" Asked Changeshape.

"Did you kill any OTHER ponies like her? She asked but didn't really want to know the answer.

"Of course. That yellow shy one, the pink party one, that one with the apples, OH and we shot Roority into space!" She said and her and spine started laughing at the fun memory.

Scootaloo fainted.

Cosmic Interlude

Cosmic Interlude

The Swooty Squad all had trouble sleeping that night. They knew that he was coming, and none of them knew how to prepare. All they could do was wait.

Although Grogar was nearing, another threat bides its time. Across the vast emptiness of space, she searched.

"Commander, have you discovered her location yet?"

"No, I'm sorry your majesty, we have found nothing" Responded the Commander who ironically was named Commander.

"KEEP. SEARCHING! After all we've lost, we have nothing left but our revenge!" Said the Queen as she hit the table also she was sitting at a table.

"But my Queen, how could we POSSIBLY find a single ship, or even PLANET, out in the void?" Asked Commander Commander.

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO SCAN ALL OF THE COSMOS, YOU WILL FIND HER"! She said also spilling her coffee.

The Commander simply stared in awe at her anger.

"And how goes production?" She asked, still visibly angry.

"We are ahead of schedule. 4 capital ships have been completed, each able to transport ten thousand soldiers" He responded also he was a Commander.

"Good! My work on the cloning device is almost ready. We'll have an army strong enough to destroy an entire planet. After all she has done to me.....AFTER ALL SHE HAS TAKEN FROM ME, SWOOTY AND HER FRIENDS WILL DIE!"

Thus the grand army was being prepared, yet they had no idea how to even find their target.

The Swooty Squad didn't sleep that night. They had more to fear than they realized.

3 months later.

The Wrath of McDreamy

Mr.McDreamy opened the door.

"Aw come on!" Said Robotimo.

McDreamy's eyes narrowed.

"YOU!"

He pulled out his dagger and swung at the robot, who dodged with ease.

"Are you KIDDING me? I was locked up with that stupid dragon, and now THIS? Man my life SUCKS!" Said the stupid robot.

McDreamy's face turned red as he jumped onto the robot, stabbing his oil tubes repeatedly.

"OW COME ON STOP IT!" And he grabbed McDreamy and threw him into the shack, making it crumble to the ground.

All was silent.

"Ha! Now all I havta do is kill Apple Friend and your whole family'll be gone!" Said the awful awful robot.

Well the ground started to shake.

"I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU!"

The rubble exploded, and a blur shot from it and kicked Robotimo in the face.

"What?" Asked Robotimo.

Before him stood a robotic spider body, with the head of McDreamy with white hair!

"NO WAY, THIS AGAIN?" Said Robotimo as he was tossed through 8 trees.

"Hehehehehe, the power of McMeany flows through me! WE'VE MISSED THIS POWER!" And he grabbed Robotimo with a spider leg and tossed him into the air.

"You are nothing to me, child! This is the power that brought Swooty to her knees! This is the power that took control of the entire Despicablecon army! I AM THE MASTER OF MARCOPOLYPSE!" And he jumped into the air and smacked Robotimo back to the ground.

"I AM MR.MCDREAMY!" And he tore off Robotimo's arms.

"I AM MR.MCMEANY, AND I SHOW NO MERCY TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME!" And he tore off Robotimo's head.

McDreamy had used too much McMeany power.

"HAHAHAHAHA, I'M BACK!" He said.

McDreamy was gone. Mr.McMeany had returned.

BUT WAIT JUST AT THAT MOMENT ROBOTIMO'S HEAD HOPPED OVER.

"Oh, what do you think you can do to ME?"

The little robot head just kept hopping.

Mr.McMeany smiled.

"I'll destroy you for good!" And he picked up the head.

Robotimo had something in his mouth, and spat it at McMeany.

"What? NO! I JUST GOT BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A soulrune knife had stabbed right into McMeany's eye.

Well this didn't work as good as he hoped! McMeany faded away, leaving McDreamy!

"Oh hey! I saved you, so are we even?" Robotimo no.

McDreamy stomped on his head.

He picked up one of Robotimo's eyes, and shoved in into the empty socket that had been soulrune'd.

Robotimo was gone,

"Yes, I'd say we're even."

he collapsed. He REALLY needed some sleep.

AFTER CREDITS SCENE!

AFTER CREDITS SCENE!

And then the credits rolled.

After that we close up on a glowing stone on the ground. It's the element of magic!

"One step closer" Said a mysterious figure.

The camera backs up.

Thanos smiles as he slots the element into the infinity gauntlet.

SCOOTALOO WILL RETURN IN....

probably some other story lol the Swooty Bell Adventures is over for real this time.