In which Applejack the cowpony is reimagined as a humorously godlike figure in the style of legends, tall tales, and Chuck Norris facts. She could outmuscle the rest of Ponyville put together, or outdrink it, but will her prodigious talents be enough to get the princesses out of a bad deal with Tirek?

For bonus material, see also Jack the Mighty's character sheet and this handy list of Applejack Facts.

This story is an experiment in writing in an anecdotal style.

This story is marked complete because I have no concrete plans for it, although I may eventually write more chapters (which, like "The Great Wall of Tartarus", would be self-contained short stories).