Killer Symphony
Symphony 2: Dancing Samurai
Previous Chapter(Everfree Forest)
Our heroes begin making their way towards Sunny Town with the help of Mitta and Ruby. The plan was simple really, head towards the place and nuke it with one of Jakuzune’s attack. That and take care of anymore zombie ponies on the way there.
“So Sanageyama who did you really end up meeting those three teenage ponies out here anyway?” Asked Jakuzune.
“Well it started a few hours ago before we crashed landed on you.”
(Flashback)
“Oh my god I’m so lost!”
I knew I had to stay calm and think about my next move also where to go.
“I’m going to die and no one will ever find my body!” I had to be strong and find help then show the world that nothing could keep me down.
“It’s over, I’m DOOMED!”
“Will you girls stop that I’m trying to tell my epic tale here!”
“Well stop lying and tell it how it really happened.” Said Scootaloo
“Fine… I was panicking, then I cried....Don’t look at me like that! Anyway, then the girls found me.”
“Sweetie Bell what are you doing?” Asked Apple Bloom.
“There’s somepony over there screaming like an idiot.” Sweetie Belle said pointing at the human panicking. “You think we should help him out?”
“I don’t know, maybe he’s one of those crazy ponies from the insane asylum.”
“Oh god there a huge ass bug over there! How can something like that get so big!?” Yelled Sanageyama.
“On second thought maybe we should help that pony.” After a few seconds of watching the human run around like a chicken with it’s head cut off the crusaders approached the human that just ran into a tree and fell to the ground.
“Hey crazy creature, you okay?” Asked Scootaloo.
“Of course I’m okay.” Sanageyama as he pulled himself up from the ground. “Why wouldn’t I be?”
“Because we just saw you running around like crazy pony crying like a little filly.”
“That was just a way so that no monsters could attack. You see if they saw me act like that , then they would think I’m crazy and leave me alone.”
“Rrrrriiiiiigggghhhtttt.” The crusader said in union, not believing the creature.
“Oh whatever it worked didn’t it?”
“If by work you mean acting like a crazy idiot from the insane asylum, then yeah it worked.” Said Sweetie Belle.
“I’m going to disregard that comment, but care to explain who you three are?”
“I’m Applebloom!”
“I’m Scootaloo!”
“I’m Sweetie Belle! And were-.”
“THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!”
“Do you really have to yell so loud like that?” Asked Sanageyama covering his hears. “We don’t want to bring some needed attention towards us, especially since we’re in the woods.”
“Well you said that if you act crazy, then the monster would leave you alone right?” Asked Applebloom.
“.....Good point.”
“Mind telling us who you are hairless ape creature?” Asked Scootaloo.
“First of all I’m not a hairless ape. I’m a human, and second I am Master Sanageyama!” He said as he strike an epic pose.
“…….Okay…...so why do they call you Master Sanageyama?” Asked Sweetie Belle.
“Well my little pony friend. The reason they call me the master is because, I am the master of the kendo sword.”
“Wait so you’re like a samurai or something?” Asked Scootaloo.
“In a way yes.”
“Aren’t you a little bit young to be a samurai?” Asked Applebloom looking at Sanageyama up and down. “You look like the same age we are, how old are you anyway?”
“17.”
“I knew it! You’re the same age as we are!”
“Yet he’s taller than any of the young colts in our class or Ponyville. Hey why haven’t we seen you around in Ms. Cheerliee’s class?” Asked Sweetie Belle.
“Well the reason why is because.-” The human was about to answer Sweetie Belle’s answer, but was cut off by a chilling moaning sound coming from behind the CMC. From what he could tell from looking behind the three ponies was a zombie like pony, only this pony was very bony, had little skin on itself, and looked like it just came from out of a swamp.
“W-What the hay is that!?” Said Applebloom as she and her friends started to back away from the zombie pony.
“It’s a zombie pony! I Bucking knew they were real!” Answered Scootaloo as she took a picture of the thing with her camera. “Wait till the ponies back home get a load of this.”
“Scootaloo now’s not the time for this. We gotta get away from that thing!” Said Sweetie Belle as she motioned her friends and the human to run away, but there exit was blocked by two more zombie ponies. Seconds later more zombie ponies appeared and surrounded them.
“Don’t run little ponies.” Said one of the zombie ponies trying to grab Sweetie Belle’s arm. “We just wanna be your friend.” Before her could grab Sweetie Belle’s arm, it’s arm was destroyed by Sanageyama’s kendo sword. The monster grabbed its arm and moved away from the human that was standing in front of the CMC.
“Hands off tall, dark, and gruesome. I don’t know who or what you are, but something tells me you’re the type of…..pony that hurt others for your pleasure.”
“We don’t want to hurt them, we just want to save them.”
“Save them from what?”
“From the curse of getting a cutie mark.”
Upon hearing that the Cutie Mark Crusaders gasped in horror along with the human. “That just horrible…..what hells a cutie mark?” He said as the three girls facepalmed themselves at the stupidity of Sanageyama lack of knowledge. “What? Was it something I said?”
“A cutie mark is something that a pony gets when he or she finds their special talent in something they’re good at.” Said Scootaloo. “How can you not know about something so basic like that?”
“To be fair I never even heard of something like that, though it does sound interesting to have.” He then turned his attention towards the zombie. “How would you prevent them from getting their cutie marks? From what they said it’s sounds like a blessing than a curse.”
“Do not be fooled by how the mark my look for it is evil hairless ape. To prevent the curse from spreading we must kill them and turn them into one of us, so we can protect them from the mark.”
“Great a bunch of zombies cultist that think the can purify the world.” Sanageyama pointed his kendo sword at the zombie pony. “Sorry buddy, but I can’t allow you to do that.”
“Oh don’t worry you can join them too as we-” The zombie was cut short as Sanageyama knocked it’s head off with his sword.
“Not interested in joining your cult.”
“Oh my gosh! He killed Glass Sky!”
“You Bastard!”
“Um…..I think we should be running now don’t you think?” Sweetie Belle suggested as she and her friends huddle behind Sanageyama.
“Don’t worry girls I got this covered.” Sanageyama started to walk towards the group of undead ponies with a grin on his face. “BLADE REGALIA MK III!!!” A flash of light engulfed the area they were in. A few seconds later the light faded away revealing Sanageyama in a samurai like armor.
“Now. Let’s have some fun then shall we?” He said as he rushed towards the zombies with his sword raised up.
“KIll the fillies, then the creature. Once we have them join our town, we’ll be able to get more friends!” Said one of the dead ponies as the group started to charge at their prey.
“MEN!”(Head) Bring his kendo sword down, Sanageyama split the first two zombies in two like cutting through butter. “DOU!” (Body) The next four zombies that we’re on his right were split horizontally down the middle. One of the other zombie tried to make a break for the CMC as it reached a hand towards them. “LIKE HELL YOU GONNA TOUCH THEM! KOTE!” (Wrist) With ease he cut off the other zombie’s wrist and then split him into.
“Whoa! Look at Master Sanageyama go!” Said Sweetie Belle watching the samurai cut through the zombies like paper. “He’s like a superhero from those comic books that Spike always read.”
“Big deal, Rainbow Dash can do it better the he can.” Said Scootaloo.
“I doubt Rainbow Dash can cut through a horde of zombies like that.” Applebloom replied. “Maybe we can get him to join our club?”
“You think he’ll join us?”
“Couldn’t hurt but to try.”
The cutie mark crusaders looked over from behind the tree they were hiding behind. The only thing they saw was Sanageyama running toward them like a mad pony. Before they could say anything the human picked up the three fillies and bolted away from the other zombies.
“WHAT THE HAY DUDE!? WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING THEM!?” Yelled Scootaloo.
“Too many of them, plus I prefer not to have you three in danger when I go all out. Right now we need to run and find a place where you three will be safe for the time being.”
“And where pray tell would you have stay? In cased you haven’t notice the everfree forest isn’t the safest place to hide.”
“Then why the hell are you three in this stupid forest then?”
“Trying to find out special talent so we can get our cutie marks.” Sweetie Belle replied.
“......You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.” Sanageyama thought as he continue to run faster only to trip on a root and face planted onto the ground of the forest. “Ow.”
“Nice going idiot.” Said the not impressed pegasus. “You’re not very good at running away are you?”
“......You do know I could leave you with the zombies right?”
“We both know you wouldn’t do that.”
“.........Anyway we better get going before they caught up to us.” Sanageyama was about to walk off with the cmc on his back, that is until a red potion fell out of Appleblooms backpack. “What’s this?” He said as he picked up the strange potion.
“So that’s where my potion went.” Said Applebloom
“You made this?”
“Yeah it was suppose to be a growth potion, but it ended up being a bomb.”
“WAIT THIS IS A BOMB!?” Sanageyama yelled as he accidentally dropped the potion onto the ground. “Oops.”
“Your an idiot Master Sanageyama.” Said Scootaloo as the potion exploded causing the four of them to be sent flying off to lord knows where.
(End of flashback)
“And that pretty much what happen.”
“.......You know it comes to no surprise that something like that would happen to you Sanageyama.” Said Jakuzune with a disappointed look on her face.
“Like your one to take little miss I’m gonna beat the crap out of the cheerleading squad.”
“Hey they had it coming. No one talk smack about me and gets away with it.” Jakuzune turned her attention towards Ruby and Mitta. “So how long before we reach the Town?”
“Might take a little bit longer seeing how we flew a long distance from Sunny Town, but I have a feeling that Grey Hoof might have the place surrounded with more ponies to keep an eye out for us.”
“Great. Then this could be a problem.”
“What’s the big deal? Can’t you just nuke it like we planned?” Asked Sanageyama.
“Unlike you idiot, I still don’t know how to control this Goku Uniform that much. So for far the only thing I know is how to change into different regalia’s and basic attacks, but other then that, that’s pretty much it.”
“Will figure it out as we make our way to Sunny Town. Till then let’s kick it into high gear!” Sanageyama kicked it into high gear as he increased his speed of running.This caused everyone held onto him tightly for dear life. “Try not to fall off ladies.”
“Sanageyama I’m gonna kill you if you trip or crash into something!” Yelled Jakuzune.
