Circumstances led me to write a shipfic featuring two ships:

1. "Jesus X Sweetie Belle"
2. "A disembodied reset button from one of those special edition Pikachu N64s, entirely covered in smooth peanut butter X the abstract concept of indifference."

This is the result.

This story was originally published on 9 October 2013. You can read a version with better formatting on my website, or you can hear the dramatic reading by Discord Radio.