Ditzy's Revenge

Ditzy threw the headless pony's body out into her backyard. The birds would LOVE that.

She trotted back to the underground room, where Light's head still was. She gently picked it up by the cheeks and looked it over carefully. She wanted it. She needed it.

She ran upstairs and stuck the head in the freezer, careful to make sure that no other eyes had seen. She gently closed the freezer door when a voice behind her startled her.

"Mom? Watcha doing?" asked Sparkler. "N-Nothing honey. Just go back and play." said Ditzy quickly. Her eldest daughter shrugged and walked back into the living room. A sigh of relief flowed out of the Pegasus' mouth. "That was close."

"Oh cool! A head!" Ditzy whipped around to meet her kids staring at the head, giggling and poking it. "Awesome! It's all squishy!" "I wanna keep it!"

Ditzy was stunned. "You're not serious, are you?" she asked. "As serious as the torture." said Dinky. Ditzy smiled a grim smile. "Sit down, let me tell you all about it."

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"And then I swung the gleaming knife back and chopped his head right off!" Dinky and Sparkler cheered and clapped.

"By the way Mom, I think I've got some new targets for you." announced Sparkler. "I've got all their info on this slip of paper. I was following them all day." She handed her mother a slip of paper. It said this:

Pinkie Pie
Sugarcube Corner

Rainbow Dash
Cloud House, way up in the sky

Applejack
Apple Farm

Rarity
Diamond House

Fluttershy
Wild House

Twilight Sparkle
Tree House

"Excellent. The Elements of Harmony, eh? I'll see to this at once." said Ditzy.

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Pinkie was more than joyous to have Ditzy come over. "COME IN COME IN!" she cried, hopping about. Ditzy entered Sugarcube Corner and looked around. The place looked like an entire ice-cream sundae.

"Pinkie? Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a moment?" whispered Ditzy. "Sure thing!" The two went into the kitchen. Pinkie leaned against a stove. "Watcha need, muffin-lover?" she asked with a cheerful grin.

Ditzy told her to turn around. Pinkie obeyed. The Pegasus dropped her saddlebags on the floor and sifted through them until she pulled out a rag and a mysteriously unlabeled bottle of liquid. She poured some of it on the rag and rubbed it in. Then she snuck up behind the earth pony. A wild grin on her face, she wrapped one arm around her neck and, using her other one, shoved the rag into Pinkie's face. She screamed and tried to pull the rag off of her, but she then went limp in Ditzy's grasp.

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"Oh no, it's not a problem! Come right in!" Rainbow Dash stepped aside to let Ditzy enter her house. Wow was it cloudy! "I like your house, Rainbow Dash." said Ditzy. "Yay thank you!" cried Rainbow. "By the way, I have a surprise for you..."

Ditzy motioned her hoof for Dash to turn around. The gray mare pulled out the rag and bottle and poured the liquid on it, then rubbed it in. She stalked Rainbow from behind and then pushed her to the ground. Rainbow yelped and then was flipped onto her back. She kicked wildly, trying to defend herself, but Ditzy's hind hoof came down upon her chest, knocking the breath from her lungs. "Get off!" she cried.

Ditzy bent down and pressed the rag against Dash's face. She flailed and wailed, but then had the strangest blackout in her life.

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Ditzy swooped down into Sweet Apple Acres. She found Applejack kicking the trunk of a tall tree. "Well, howdy doody Ditzy! What can Ah do for ya?" she asked.

Ditzy and her got into a long conversation. The Pegasus was just about to discuss Dinky's training when she remembered she had a task to do. "By the way, turn around for me..."

Applejack complied. Ditzy picked up an apple and poured the knockout liquid on it. Then she told Applejack to eat it. And she did. Ditzy watched with a small smile as her victim's knees buckled and she dropped to the ground.

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Ditzy arrived at Rarity's door and knocked on it. "It's open!" called a voice. The Pegasus stepped inside. Rarity was busy sewing up a skirt. "Oh Ditzy! So nice to have you here!" she said. "By the way, can you try this on for me?"

Before Ditzy could answer, Rarity slipped the skirt onto her, in which she blushed a deep shade of red, and stepped back, admiring her handiwork. "You look absolutely STUNNING in that!" she complimented. Ditzy sighed, her face in an expression that said "Let's just get on with it." Rarity noticed this.

"Are you feeling okay?" she questioned. Ditzy hopped out of the skirt and told the unicorn to turn around.

When she did, Ditzy poured the liquid and rubbed it in, then stalked Rarity from behind and slapped the rag onto her muzzle. She cried out in surprise and tried to pull the rag off of her, but then she dropped unconscious to the floor.

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Ditzy found Fluttershy tending to her garden, Angel at her side. "Oh, hi Ditzy." she said weakly. "What's in those saddlebags?" Ditzy was taken aback by this. So nosy!

"Err, nothing you should know about." she answered. Fluttershy looked back to her flowers. "O-Okay." she whimpered meekly.

Ditzy told her to turn around and she easily complied. The gray mare poured some liquid onto a rose and told Fluttershy to sniff it. The yellow Pegasus looked confused at first, but then just obeyed and took a big sniff. She fainted immediately.

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Twilight was reading a book when there came a knock at her door. She opened it to find Ditzy standing there. The unicorn welcomed her inside.

They sat down and started talking. This time, the Pegasus didn't forget her job.

She ordered Twilight to turn around, saying that she had a surprise for her. Twilight giggled and obeyed. Ditzy moistened the rag up, rubbed it in, and snuck up behind Twilight. Then she shoved it right in her face, one arm wrapped around her neck to hold her still. The unicorn yelped and thrashed, but then fell down.

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Ditzy entered her house with a humongous bag trailing behind her. "I'm---" *Pant pant* "---back---" *Pant* "---from collecting!" she rasped.

Dinky and Sparkler raced over to the bag and opened it up, revealing the Elements of Harmony ponies.

Ditzy closed the door and locked it tightly.

"Wow, and you got them all in just an hour and a half!" said Sparkler, clearly impressed.

"They all complied well." said Ditzy with a satisfied smile.