Ditzy's Revenge

Ditzy trotted along happily through Ponyville, blending in to her surroundings so she didn't seem like the crazy, twisted Pegasus she actually was. Her eyes darted here and there, scanning every nook and cranny in the town. Behind a trash can? No. On a roof? No. On a cloud? No.

Suddenly, someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around and met a tall griffon. This must be her! "Whatcha looking for?" she asked. Ditzy's ears flattened against her head. "A friend." she said. Gilda rolled her eyes. "Oh. I thought you were looking for something actually INTERESTING."

"Try being a little nicer." mumbled the Pegasus. "You're not the boss of me." hissed Gilda. "I may not be the boss of you, but I sure can teach you a lesson." growled Ditzy. "Make me!" threatened the griffon. Ditzy did a wild scream and leaped right on top of Gilda, bringing her to the ground. Gilda grabbed her by the wings and flung her into the air, sending her tumbling and twirling. Everypony looked up and gasped.

Ditzy, screaming in terror, tried to right her body and get her wings flapping. But before she knew it, she crashed through Sugarcube Corner's window and rammed right into Pinkie's side. "Whoops." said Ditzy, her eyes rolling around in their sockets.

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"And then she just like, FLUNG me!" cried Ditzy.

Her children gasped. "That's terrible!" cried Sparkler.

"She nearly broke my wing!" hissed Ditzy. "That's it, she's dead."

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Gilda's eyes slowly opened. She took in her surroundings and gasped. She was strapped down on a metal table! She struggled feebly, desperate to free her limbs. In a scream of utter strength, she arched her back and bent the straps so much that they nearly snapped. NEARLY snapped. Gilda rested her spine on the table again and panted, her arms, legs, and wings hurting.

Just then, two gray hooves rested on the sides of her head. Her eyes widened. An upside-down face towered above her. Those golden eyes...That color mane...That color fur...no. It...It was Ditzy! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" screeched Gilda in rage. "I recommend you calm down, Gilda. Otherwise I might have to use........THINGS.....on you." said the gray pony, reaching a hoof out of view and coming back with a needle. Gilda's face contorted in terror. "So if you don't cooperate, I'll just have to....CALM you." said Ditzy with a creepy smile. Gilda was trembling now. She slowly nodded.

Ditzy put the needle away and walked out of the griffon's sight. She heard a small click and a blinding light came to life above her. It was one of those lights that hung over operation tables during surgery. Gilda squinted, but eventually got used to it and opened her eyes back up.

Ditzy's face popped back into view. Her grin was crazy and twisted, drool escaping from it.

Suddenly, Gilda felt a horrid pain slowly making its way down her chest. She ground her teeth in horrible pain! Ditzy inched the scalpel down the feather-coated spot until a decent slice was made. Blood leaked down Gilda's sides and onto the table.

Ditzy then moved to Gilda's face and stuck the scalpel right in her EYE. Gilda let out something between a terrifying wail and a scream of anguish. She thrashed and cried as Ditzy slowly twisted the scalpel around in her eyeball, snapping the muscles that held it in place. The Pegasus then ripped the eye right out of the socket, pulling the optic nerve right with it. Blood sprayed into the air, splattering on Ditzy and her victim.

She held the eyeball out to the griffon's beak. "Here you go. Eat up." she ordered with an air of evilness. Gilda looked at her, shocked. "Wh-What? WHAT?!" she yelled. Not answering, Ditzy shoved the eyeball in her beak and clamped it shut. "Chew your food now." she said. Gilda, tears pouring down her face, reluctantly started to chew her own eye. The mushiness felt extremely uncomfortable in her jaws and the blood that popped in her mouth tasted salty and disgusting. But, she managed to gulp it down.

Ditzy, satisfied, put the bloodied scalpel away and returned to the griffon's injured chest. Her blood-stained hooves hovered above the crimson slice, shaking with excitement. "NO! NO NO NOOOOOO!!" screeched Gilda, writhing and thrashing as strong as she could.

Ditzy sighed and picked up a needle. "I guess I'll have to...CALM you." she said. She positioned the needle above the griffon's skull. Then, she stuck it right in and pushed, sending the fluid into her victim's brain. Gilda's face quickly turned into an expression of absolute terror, but then her eyes slowly closed and she found the spirals dancing in her vision lulling her to sleep.

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The griffon woke up to find herself standing on a stool. A noose hung loosely around her neck. Ditzy was in front of her, a wicked grin plastered on her face.

"Do you know what death is like?" she asked. Gilda went to speak, but discovered that she couldn't. She looked down and saw blood pouring down her neck. "Oh yeah, I removed your vocal cords." laughed Ditzy. "And punctured your heart with a metal spike." Gilda's eyes flew wide open.

Ditzy's smile was the last thing she saw as the gray mare kicked the stool away and her neck snapped instantly.

Ditzy admired her work for some time before closing her eyes and sighing happily. Worthless pest deserved it.

Nopony, especially not Ditzy, should not go through the pain and torment of being called names and getting beat up just for some bodily function. Ditzy couldn't help it.

She pushed the thought to the back of her mind as Gilda's lifeless body twitched slightly.

The Pegasus giggled and punched it like a punching bag. She continued to beat and bruise it until her arms and hooves hurt. Then she wiped some sweat from her brow.

This definitely deserved a nice cold glass of water.