Ditzy's Revenge

by Rainbowdashpegasus

Rating: mature
Tags: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Gilda, Derpy Hooves, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Sad, Main 6, Original Character
Length: 5543

Ditzy Doo, a gray mare Pegasus, is teased constantly. But her rivals have the wrong ideas...

Ditzy Doo is a wonderful gray mare Pegasus. She has a decent job, a couple of good friends, two beautiful daughters. The only problem is, lots of ponies hate her and pick on her. They say she's retarded just because she's clumsy or because she can't help but look two different directions. Well, they're wrong! Ditzy is perfectly smart! But just telling that to them isn't gonna work. Ohhh no, she's gonna make them PAY. The HARD way.

~Story is bloody, gory, and violent~

Published 2012-05-18 08:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-01 23:39:31 UTC

Attack

Ditzy was happily humming to herself a tune that always cheered her up. Even in the darkest of times it brought a gleeful smile to her face.

She slapped a stamp onto a package and dropped it down a shoot, which led to a basket that another mailmare took away. The Pegasus leaned over the counter and supported her head with her hoof.

Slowly, her eyes drifted apart. She found herself looking at a stamp machine and, on the other side of the room, stacks of empty boxes that the customers could ship their things in. She couldn't help this odd bodily function. Only if she focused really, REALLY hard then her eyes would come back together. And even if she did look kinda stupid, she was as smart as any other Pegasus.

Her eyes raised to meet a tall, brown, strong-looking pony. "Um, hello sir. How can I help you?" asked Ditzy in her most polite voice. The pony growled, "I sent for a letter to be sent days ago, but when I keep checking, it's not sent!" "I-I'm sorry, sir. I'll see to it right away." replied Ditzy. "You said that the last time. AND the time before that." hissed the customer. "And it's still here." "I don't want to anger you anymore, but being a mailmare is a very tiring job and there are a lot of others out there who need important mail to be sent out to oth---"

Her sentence was interrupted by the pony grabbing her shoulders and flinging her onto the floor. She let out a whirl of breath as her side hit the solid surface. She propped her upper body on one hoof and looked up at the stallion towering above her. "What was that for!" she hissed, all of her emotions starting to free themselves. "For being a low-life, sorry excuse for a Pegasus!" hissed the stallion.

He kicked her back to the floor. Then her pulled her to her knees and started punching her in the face repeatedly. Blood spurted onto the floor and leaked down the pony's hooves and Ditzy's face and neck while her body took the abuse. After the attacker was satisfied with that, he threw the helpless mailmare back to the floor and stomped out with a huff.

The Pegasus curled up into a ball and sank her bloodied face into her hooves. She began crying silently into them, tears making a small puddle around her head. What did she ever do to deserve this horrible attention? Just because her eyes were weird didn't mean she had to get beat up for it!

After an hour or so, Ditzy found the strength to get to her hooves and stumble back behind the counter. She grabbed the printer and threw it onto the floor with a violent crash, snapping its wires. Then she stared at its broken body for a while longer before she left the post office, locking the door behind her.

Then she took to the skies, not wanting anypony to see her mangled face. When she arrived at her house, she opened the door and rushed straight up to her room, not even saying hi to her children.

She slammed the door behind her and looked in the bathroom mirror. Her face looked like somepony had driven a knife in the roof of her mouth and then forced it through her skull and then pushed it through the space above her left eye. She looked hideous.

She wet a towel and started to gently tap her face with it, letting the towel soak up the excess blood. After half an hour of cleaning and wincing, she rinsed the towel and took another look at her face. Okay, it seemed a good length better. She put on a few Band-Aids and left her black eye sticking out. She didn't care if anypony questioned how it got there. She was used to it.

She dragged herself downstairs, where her kids gasped in horror. "Don't ask. Just another stallion." muttered Ditzy. "Mommy! Why do you keep letting them hurt you!" cried Dinky. "Do something about it!" said Sparkler. Ditzy opened her mouth to say the same thing every week, but then a sudden spark of inspiration coursed through her. A smile split her face.

"Oh I will do something about it. Something that no other pony can imagine doing!" she announced, moving her forehooves in patterns for added drama. "Like what?" asked her children, eager to hear the price those worthless low-lifes would pay. "I will do something so horrific that anypony who DARES insult me again will immediately regret it." whispered their mother.

She described her plan, her kids listening to every second of it. When she finished, both children had looks of pure excitement on their faces.

"This will go perfectly." muttered Ditzy with a grim smile. "But, you're actually gonna---" Ditzy silenced Sparkler with a hoof. "Yes, and you two must tell NOPONY." she whispered. Both children nodded slowly. "But how are we gonna pull it off?" questioned Dinky.

~~~~~

Ditzy soared high in the sky, scanning the town below. She was looking for that stallion who attacked her in the post office. Suddenly, the familiar-looking figure came into view. That was him. Ditzy swooped down until she was hovering just above him.

He stopped walking and looked up to meet the Pegasus. "Hello, pony." she greeted monotonously. "Oh, it's YOU again." sighed the enemy. "Back for more?" "In fact, I am." stated Ditzy. "Wait, WHAT?"

Instead of answering this question, Ditzy lunged at him and pummeled him to the ground. Then she pinned him on his back and, with one hard hoof to the face, knocked him out with a bloody splatter and a flying tooth.

"Now, the next part is gonna be hard." said Ditzy. She lugged him onto her back and managed to bring herself into the air. She struggled all the way home with the pony's weight on her spine. She eventually arrived at her house and dumped his unconscious body onto the floor.

"This is him?" asked Dinky, running up to his body with her older sister. Their mom nodded. "Let me do all the work." she said. "You just do whatever you want in here, okay?" Her children nodded with smiles on their faces.

First Victim

The stallion's eyes blinked open and his mouth opened to let a yawn escape. He found himself in a dark room. He tried to move, but to his great surprise he couldn't! Metal braces were trapping him in a large wooden chair. He grunted with frustration as he wriggled his limbs.

Suddenly, the sound of clip-clopping hooves could be heard. His eyes darted around wildly. Just then, Ditzy came into his line of sight.

"We meet again." she said icily. "Tell me your name." The pony retorted, "You're not the boss of me! I don't have to!" His response was a hard slap across the cheek and the harsh words, "TELL ME YOUR BUCKING NAME." The pony yelped and whimpered, "Okay, okay! My name is Lightglider!" Ditzy nodded solemnly at this. "Interesting."

She walked a bit to the left, then sharply turned back to her trapped victim. Fire blazed in her eyes as they met Light's.

"What did you think of that beating earlier today?" she asked testily. This was the question he'd been dreading. The pony moistened his lips and stuttered, "I-I think I w-was making the biggest f-fool out of m-myself." "I agree. Your another one of those low-lifes." said Ditzy.

Light heard the squeaking of rolling wheels and the clang of metal. Ditzy revealed a scalpel, its blade gleaming in the tiny bit of Luna's light coming from the closed window. Light's heart beat quickened. His eyes flew wide open. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!"

The Pegasus just giggled as she brought the weapon closer to him. Oh buck, I'm screwed! thought Light.

Ditzy's weapon broke the skin of Light. She made a clean incision down the length of his left arm. He squeezed his eyes shut and gritted his teeth in horrible pain. Blood oozed out from his wound and dripped onto the arm of the chair. Then it made its way to the floor. "NNnnnNNnnnnNNGggggghHH!!" he cried. Ditzy chuckled at this.

After the cut was over, she set the scalpel down and pried the wound open with her bare hooves. Light threw his head back and roared at the top of his lungs. His bones were revealed to Ditzy. "Do you know how bad---HOW BAD---that beating hurt?" she questioned. Light, through grunts of pain, shook his head.

"It hurt almost as bad as this." said Ditzy, walking into the shadows and returning with a can of liquid. She poured a bit of it onto the wound. Light screamed and thrashed wildly. Steam rose up from his slice. His flesh and bone began dissolving away. The liquid was acid.

As blood poured down onto the floor, surrounding the legs of both flesh and wood, Light started sobbing and begging. "Sorry ain't gonna do the trick. Karma is busy right now kicking your little brown flank." hissed the Pegasus.

When his arm was hollow, Ditzy grabbed a chopping knife, swung it back, and chopped the arm right off. Light roared again, drool flying into the air. He struggled and writhed in futility. Ditzy nearly cracked up at his screams of pain.

She held his severed arm out to his mouth. "Eat it." she ordered. "WHAT?!" he yelled. "Eat every bucking bite." growled the Pegasus. Light's face contorted in horror and disgust. He leaned his head forward and sank his teeth into the bloody, warm flesh that was his. He pulled off a bite-sized amount and sucked it all into his jaws. Then he reluctantly began chewing, blood trailing out of his mouth. Tears rolled down his cheeks. He felt so nauseous he could puke right now. He gulped down the piece of chewed-up flesh. It felt like an eternity later when it finally plopped into his stomach. He coughed and spat out as much of the flavor as he could. "Next bite." ordered his tormentor. Light shakily leaned forward again and tugged off another piece of meat. Ditzy watched with a satisfied grin as Light slowly chewed it and swallowed it. Knowing what Ditzy was thinking, he leaned again and pulled off another chunk. The Pegasus nodded in approval. Light's jaws crushed the flesh to a pulp and his throat delivered it to his esophagus, where that delivered it to his sickly stomach. Ditzy rotated the arm slightly to give her victim more flesh to bite into. The pony repeated the process of eating himself until he felt bloated. His arm was now all in his stomach. "Good work." complimented Ditzy. "Looks like my little customer here is learning well."

She ran a hoof down the length of his black mane. He was trembling in his seat.

"P-Please n-not my ot-other arm!" he begged, tears dripping onto his lap. "I choose what to do, not you." growled Ditzy, selecting the scalpel again. "NOOO!! NO NO NOOOOO!!!" screamed Light, thrashing like never before.

"Quit being a baby!" hissed Ditzy as she sliced into his other arm. Blood trickled down onto the floor.

When the incision was done, the Pegasus pried it open, her victim roaring and writhing in pain.

She grabbed the acid and poured more onto the cut, steam rising up and the deadly liquid dissolving the inside. After the horror was over, Ditzy chopped the arm off in a bloody flash, the warm liquid splattering onto her and the screeching Light.

She cradled the arm in her blood-stained hooves, then flashed a grim smile at the squeaking pony. She whacked Light across the face again and again with the limb, then stuffed it down his throat, blocking his airway.

He writhed and choked, trying to spit his own arm out. Just when he was about to faint, Ditzy removed the arm and threw it behind her.

She then grabbed a pair of scissors and slipped them around the pony's right ear. "Have fun." she whispered. She snipped the ear right off in a spray of crimson. Light screamed almost like a girl, in which Ditzy burst out laughing. Then she got serious again.

She stuffed the ear in Light's mouth. Then she clamped it shut. "Don't you go trying to spit it out now." she grumbled. Light reluctantly chewed and eventually swallowed it.

The Pegasus, enjoying every minute of this, shuffled over to his other side and snipped off his other ear, blood spurting onto her face. He threw his head back, drool and blood flying, and screeched to the ceiling, thrashing and squirming uneasily.

Ditzy, staying silent, shoved his other ear in his mouth. He just chewed and swallowed it, all the while sobbing and begging.

Ditzy giggled and forced his mouth open. "Don't close it." she said. She stuck the scissors in there and moved to the back of his throat, where the beginning of his tongue was. She placed the weapon around it and SNIP! Out came the tongue. Blood filled and leaked out of Light's mouth. The Pegasus took the tongue out and examined it. Then she shrugged and tossed it behind her also.

"Now, swallow the blood." Light swallowed all of the liquid. He started becoming paler with each passing minute.

"I will make your end as painful as possible." sneered Ditzy, picking up Light's right arm.

She slid on her back underneath the chair. Then she pressed a button on the back of it and the bottom was dropped onto Ditzy's face. She pushed it off of her and got a full view. "That's nice." she whispered sarcastically to herself. Light's rump fell a little bit through the new opening before stopping.

Ditzy placed the beginning of his arm inside him. He screamed in surprise. Ditzy kept pushing it farther and farther until she could barely see it. She stood back up and looked at all the blood coating her. Light moved his butt uncomfortably.

Ditzy picked up the chopping knife and held it sideways against Light's neck. "NO WAIT!!" The Pegasus swung it back and chopped straight through Light's neck, decapitating him.

"That's the end of him." she said with a small smile.

After the Payment

Ditzy threw the headless pony's body out into her backyard. The birds would LOVE that.

She trotted back to the underground room, where Light's head still was. She gently picked it up by the cheeks and looked it over carefully. She wanted it. She needed it.

She ran upstairs and stuck the head in the freezer, careful to make sure that no other eyes had seen. She gently closed the freezer door when a voice behind her startled her.

"Mom? Watcha doing?" asked Sparkler. "N-Nothing honey. Just go back and play." said Ditzy quickly. Her eldest daughter shrugged and walked back into the living room. A sigh of relief flowed out of the Pegasus' mouth. "That was close."

"Oh cool! A head!" Ditzy whipped around to meet her kids staring at the head, giggling and poking it. "Awesome! It's all squishy!" "I wanna keep it!"

Ditzy was stunned. "You're not serious, are you?" she asked. "As serious as the torture." said Dinky. Ditzy smiled a grim smile. "Sit down, let me tell you all about it."

~~~~~

"And then I swung the gleaming knife back and chopped his head right off!" Dinky and Sparkler cheered and clapped.

"By the way Mom, I think I've got some new targets for you." announced Sparkler. "I've got all their info on this slip of paper. I was following them all day." She handed her mother a slip of paper. It said this:

Pinkie Pie
Sugarcube Corner

Rainbow Dash
Cloud House, way up in the sky

Applejack
Apple Farm

Rarity
Diamond House

Fluttershy
Wild House

Twilight Sparkle
Tree House

"Excellent. The Elements of Harmony, eh? I'll see to this at once." said Ditzy.

~~~~~

Pinkie was more than joyous to have Ditzy come over. "COME IN COME IN!" she cried, hopping about. Ditzy entered Sugarcube Corner and looked around. The place looked like an entire ice-cream sundae.

"Pinkie? Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a moment?" whispered Ditzy. "Sure thing!" The two went into the kitchen. Pinkie leaned against a stove. "Watcha need, muffin-lover?" she asked with a cheerful grin.

Ditzy told her to turn around. Pinkie obeyed. The Pegasus dropped her saddlebags on the floor and sifted through them until she pulled out a rag and a mysteriously unlabeled bottle of liquid. She poured some of it on the rag and rubbed it in. Then she snuck up behind the earth pony. A wild grin on her face, she wrapped one arm around her neck and, using her other one, shoved the rag into Pinkie's face. She screamed and tried to pull the rag off of her, but she then went limp in Ditzy's grasp.

~~~~~

"Oh no, it's not a problem! Come right in!" Rainbow Dash stepped aside to let Ditzy enter her house. Wow was it cloudy! "I like your house, Rainbow Dash." said Ditzy. "Yay thank you!" cried Rainbow. "By the way, I have a surprise for you..."

Ditzy motioned her hoof for Dash to turn around. The gray mare pulled out the rag and bottle and poured the liquid on it, then rubbed it in. She stalked Rainbow from behind and then pushed her to the ground. Rainbow yelped and then was flipped onto her back. She kicked wildly, trying to defend herself, but Ditzy's hind hoof came down upon her chest, knocking the breath from her lungs. "Get off!" she cried.

Ditzy bent down and pressed the rag against Dash's face. She flailed and wailed, but then had the strangest blackout in her life.

~~~~~

Ditzy swooped down into Sweet Apple Acres. She found Applejack kicking the trunk of a tall tree. "Well, howdy doody Ditzy! What can Ah do for ya?" she asked.

Ditzy and her got into a long conversation. The Pegasus was just about to discuss Dinky's training when she remembered she had a task to do. "By the way, turn around for me..."

Applejack complied. Ditzy picked up an apple and poured the knockout liquid on it. Then she told Applejack to eat it. And she did. Ditzy watched with a small smile as her victim's knees buckled and she dropped to the ground.

~~~~~

Ditzy arrived at Rarity's door and knocked on it. "It's open!" called a voice. The Pegasus stepped inside. Rarity was busy sewing up a skirt. "Oh Ditzy! So nice to have you here!" she said. "By the way, can you try this on for me?"

Before Ditzy could answer, Rarity slipped the skirt onto her, in which she blushed a deep shade of red, and stepped back, admiring her handiwork. "You look absolutely STUNNING in that!" she complimented. Ditzy sighed, her face in an expression that said "Let's just get on with it." Rarity noticed this.

"Are you feeling okay?" she questioned. Ditzy hopped out of the skirt and told the unicorn to turn around.

When she did, Ditzy poured the liquid and rubbed it in, then stalked Rarity from behind and slapped the rag onto her muzzle. She cried out in surprise and tried to pull the rag off of her, but then she dropped unconscious to the floor.

~~~~~

Ditzy found Fluttershy tending to her garden, Angel at her side. "Oh, hi Ditzy." she said weakly. "What's in those saddlebags?" Ditzy was taken aback by this. So nosy!

"Err, nothing you should know about." she answered. Fluttershy looked back to her flowers. "O-Okay." she whimpered meekly.

Ditzy told her to turn around and she easily complied. The gray mare poured some liquid onto a rose and told Fluttershy to sniff it. The yellow Pegasus looked confused at first, but then just obeyed and took a big sniff. She fainted immediately.

~~~~~

Twilight was reading a book when there came a knock at her door. She opened it to find Ditzy standing there. The unicorn welcomed her inside.

They sat down and started talking. This time, the Pegasus didn't forget her job.

She ordered Twilight to turn around, saying that she had a surprise for her. Twilight giggled and obeyed. Ditzy moistened the rag up, rubbed it in, and snuck up behind Twilight. Then she shoved it right in her face, one arm wrapped around her neck to hold her still. The unicorn yelped and thrashed, but then fell down.

~~~~~

Ditzy entered her house with a humongous bag trailing behind her. "I'm---" *Pant pant* "---back---" *Pant* "---from collecting!" she rasped.

Dinky and Sparkler raced over to the bag and opened it up, revealing the Elements of Harmony ponies.

Ditzy closed the door and locked it tightly.

"Wow, and you got them all in just an hour and a half!" said Sparkler, clearly impressed.

"They all complied well." said Ditzy with a satisfied smile.

The Mane Six

Pinkie Pie was the first to wake up. She found herself in a dark room.

She and her friends were suspended in the air, forming a circle. They were all suspended by their manes and tails, their hooves hanging about two feet off the ground.

Just then, Rainbow Dash yawned and blinked her eyes open. "W-What's going on?" she whimpered, scanning her surroundings. Applejack woke up with a start, breathing heavily. Then Rarity and Fluttershy both woke up at the same time, eyes darting around wildly. The last to awaken was Twilight, who yawned loudly and smacked her lips.

"Hello, Elements." said a feminine voice. Ditzy slipped between Rainbow and Applejack and came to the center of the circle.

"D-Ditzy! You're here to save us!" cried Twilight happily. "I'm the one who brought you here, so why would I do that?" asked Ditzy. Memories flooded back into the victims' minds as they remembered that Ditzy was the one who'd knocked them all out with that liquid.

"Let's start with Pinkie first." said the Pegasus, looking straight into her eyes. "Why do you hate me?"

Pinkie's eyes widened. "B-Because I think y-you're.....stupid...." She said the last word in a terrified whisper. "A-And I try to hide it...."

Ditzy turned to Rainbow next. "I-I hate your e-eyes...." she whimpered.

Next was Applejack. "Y-You look like a-an....idiot...." she muttered.

Then Rarity. "Y-You're not fashionable e-enough..." she said meekly.

And then it was Fluttershy's turn. "B-because you d-don't care for a-animals...." she whispered, tears already welling up in her eyes.

Lastly, it was Twilight's turn to answer. "S-Same as Rainbow...." she mumbled.

"Mmmhmm. Those are some fairly good reasons." said the gray mare.

She revealed a button from behind her back and pressed it. The Elements backed up a little bit, widening the circle.

"W-Why are we bein' h-held up by our m-manes?" stuttered Applejack. "A-And tails?" "So you worthless creatures can't escape!" chuckled Ditzy evilly.

The main six gasped. They all started bucking and punching the air, but Ditzy was in the perfect spot not to get hit. "It's no use. You might as well stop." she said. Everyone stopped but Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, I think you should stop!" whispered Rainbow.

Ditzy walked into the shadows and returned with a knife. Everyone screamed and thrashed.

Ditzy walked up to Pinkie, who had now stopped writhing. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Ditzy sliced a deep gash in the bottom of each of the pony's hooves, blood spraying onto Rainbow and Twilight and of course, Ditzy and Pinkie. She roared at the top of her lungs. Her friends screamed and cried in horror.

Fluttershy struggled like never before. She tried to untie her mane, but the knot was too small.

Ditzy then stuck the knife into Pinkie's heart and made a long, bloody slice down to her crotch. She screamed at the top of her lungs, then went limp as her guts and gore splattered onto the floor, making a loud squelch as they piled on top of each other.

Rarity vomited all over herself, the putrid orange substance giving Applejack an overwhelming sense of nausea. Twilight and Fluttershy squeezed their eyes shut. Rainbow Dash screamed and retched.

Ditzy did not seem the least bit disgusted and just smiled as she gathered up Pinkie's organs in her hooves. Blood dripped onto the floor as she approached Rainbow next.

The rainbow Pegasus hacked and then erupted in a fit of vomiting. Ditzy backed up to avoid getting any on her. Once all the puke left Dash's body, she hung there, panting heavily.

Ditzy carefully stepped over the gross pile and stuffed Pinkie's guts into Rainbow's throat, cutting her air supply off. Her hooves clenched around her throat as she choked, her eyes reddening. Ditzy watched with a small smirk as Dash's head flopped to the side, dead. Everyone screamed and flailed.

Applejack struggled the most, knowing she was next.

Ditzy approached her and grabbed her ears. Then, in one swift motion, ripped them right off. The skin hung on, then pulled off. The string cheese rip went all the way down to Applejack's chin. She screamed and fainted from the pain. Ditzy rolled her eyes and snapped the pony's neck, blood spraying onto the floor. Then her head dropped off. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twilight all retched.

Ditzy had an excellent idea for Rarity. She walked into the shadows and returned with a sledgehammer. Then she bashed it down on Rarity's skull again and again, her garbled screams echoing throughout Ditzy's head. Blood poured from her mouth. Finally, Ditzy pounded her skull so hard that her head caved in and the unicorn's eyes popped right out. The remaining ponies roared and out came Fluttershy's lunch.

Ditzy dropped the weapon and picked up the eyeballs, then glanced at the trembling Fluttershy.

She approached the yellow pony and stuffed the eyes in her nose. Then she clamped her mouth shut. Fluttershy struggled to breathe, flailing and screaming around Ditzy's hoof. Her face turned a deep shade of blue. Finally, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Ditzy kept her hoof on her mouth until she died from lack of oxygen.

Twilight was the only pony left. The Pegasus walked up to her shaking form. "I have a pretty creative idea for you." she said. She picked the sledgehammer up, swung it back, and bashed Twilight's skull in. Then she dropped it and pried her head open, revealing her brain. Ditzy slipped it into her hooves and eyed it. Then she walked around to Twilight's behind and stuffed the brain right into her birth canal. Blood dripped onto the floor.

"Serves them right." said Ditzy.

~~~~~

"So how'd it go?" asked Dinky. "I got to watch them breathe their last breaths happily." said her mom with a cheerful smile. Sparkler and Dinky brohoofed her.

"Oh and by the way, I saw Gilda today and asked her what she thinks of you, and she said she hates you because you're stupid." said Sparkler. "Stupid, huh? I'll show her..." said Ditzy, her lips curled into a smile.

It's Gilda's Turn

Ditzy trotted along happily through Ponyville, blending in to her surroundings so she didn't seem like the crazy, twisted Pegasus she actually was. Her eyes darted here and there, scanning every nook and cranny in the town. Behind a trash can? No. On a roof? No. On a cloud? No.

Suddenly, someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around and met a tall griffon. This must be her! "Whatcha looking for?" she asked. Ditzy's ears flattened against her head. "A friend." she said. Gilda rolled her eyes. "Oh. I thought you were looking for something actually INTERESTING."

"Try being a little nicer." mumbled the Pegasus. "You're not the boss of me." hissed Gilda. "I may not be the boss of you, but I sure can teach you a lesson." growled Ditzy. "Make me!" threatened the griffon. Ditzy did a wild scream and leaped right on top of Gilda, bringing her to the ground. Gilda grabbed her by the wings and flung her into the air, sending her tumbling and twirling. Everypony looked up and gasped.

Ditzy, screaming in terror, tried to right her body and get her wings flapping. But before she knew it, she crashed through Sugarcube Corner's window and rammed right into Pinkie's side. "Whoops." said Ditzy, her eyes rolling around in their sockets.

~~~~~

"And then she just like, FLUNG me!" cried Ditzy.

Her children gasped. "That's terrible!" cried Sparkler.

"She nearly broke my wing!" hissed Ditzy. "That's it, she's dead."

~~~~~

Gilda's eyes slowly opened. She took in her surroundings and gasped. She was strapped down on a metal table! She struggled feebly, desperate to free her limbs. In a scream of utter strength, she arched her back and bent the straps so much that they nearly snapped. NEARLY snapped. Gilda rested her spine on the table again and panted, her arms, legs, and wings hurting.

Just then, two gray hooves rested on the sides of her head. Her eyes widened. An upside-down face towered above her. Those golden eyes...That color mane...That color fur...no. It...It was Ditzy! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" screeched Gilda in rage. "I recommend you calm down, Gilda. Otherwise I might have to use........THINGS.....on you." said the gray pony, reaching a hoof out of view and coming back with a needle. Gilda's face contorted in terror. "So if you don't cooperate, I'll just have to....CALM you." said Ditzy with a creepy smile. Gilda was trembling now. She slowly nodded.

Ditzy put the needle away and walked out of the griffon's sight. She heard a small click and a blinding light came to life above her. It was one of those lights that hung over operation tables during surgery. Gilda squinted, but eventually got used to it and opened her eyes back up.

Ditzy's face popped back into view. Her grin was crazy and twisted, drool escaping from it.

Suddenly, Gilda felt a horrid pain slowly making its way down her chest. She ground her teeth in horrible pain! Ditzy inched the scalpel down the feather-coated spot until a decent slice was made. Blood leaked down Gilda's sides and onto the table.

Ditzy then moved to Gilda's face and stuck the scalpel right in her EYE. Gilda let out something between a terrifying wail and a scream of anguish. She thrashed and cried as Ditzy slowly twisted the scalpel around in her eyeball, snapping the muscles that held it in place. The Pegasus then ripped the eye right out of the socket, pulling the optic nerve right with it. Blood sprayed into the air, splattering on Ditzy and her victim.

She held the eyeball out to the griffon's beak. "Here you go. Eat up." she ordered with an air of evilness. Gilda looked at her, shocked. "Wh-What? WHAT?!" she yelled. Not answering, Ditzy shoved the eyeball in her beak and clamped it shut. "Chew your food now." she said. Gilda, tears pouring down her face, reluctantly started to chew her own eye. The mushiness felt extremely uncomfortable in her jaws and the blood that popped in her mouth tasted salty and disgusting. But, she managed to gulp it down.

Ditzy, satisfied, put the bloodied scalpel away and returned to the griffon's injured chest. Her blood-stained hooves hovered above the crimson slice, shaking with excitement. "NO! NO NO NOOOOOO!!" screeched Gilda, writhing and thrashing as strong as she could.

Ditzy sighed and picked up a needle. "I guess I'll have to...CALM you." she said. She positioned the needle above the griffon's skull. Then, she stuck it right in and pushed, sending the fluid into her victim's brain. Gilda's face quickly turned into an expression of absolute terror, but then her eyes slowly closed and she found the spirals dancing in her vision lulling her to sleep.

~~~~~

The griffon woke up to find herself standing on a stool. A noose hung loosely around her neck. Ditzy was in front of her, a wicked grin plastered on her face.

"Do you know what death is like?" she asked. Gilda went to speak, but discovered that she couldn't. She looked down and saw blood pouring down her neck. "Oh yeah, I removed your vocal cords." laughed Ditzy. "And punctured your heart with a metal spike." Gilda's eyes flew wide open.

Ditzy's smile was the last thing she saw as the gray mare kicked the stool away and her neck snapped instantly.

Ditzy admired her work for some time before closing her eyes and sighing happily. Worthless pest deserved it.

Nopony, especially not Ditzy, should not go through the pain and torment of being called names and getting beat up just for some bodily function. Ditzy couldn't help it.

She pushed the thought to the back of her mind as Gilda's lifeless body twitched slightly.

The Pegasus giggled and punched it like a punching bag. She continued to beat and bruise it until her arms and hooves hurt. Then she wiped some sweat from her brow.

This definitely deserved a nice cold glass of water.