Dashie's Secret by AidanMLP and ArcaneOwl

“Spitfire!”  Rainbow Dash says with anxiety. “Dash, You might have what it takes. Proboly not

because we ARE working for the princess after all.” Spitfire replies. Rainbow says, “So where do I go for the interview?” Spitfire says “Over to room A07 right to your left.” “Thanks!” Replies Rainbow Dash.

Right here is the script from the interview. Rainbow had a earpeace so we

(Twilight and Spike) could hear and somehow help her out. We recorded it. Here is the script as decoded by us –Twilight.

Midnight Sun: Do you have any experiences with flying?

Rainbow: Heck yeah! I saved my friends from my OLD friend Lightning Dust.

(I still remember that. –Spike)

Midnight Sun: Do have you had any wing injuries?

Rainbow Dash: Yes, A rock fell on my wing or something and my pet turtle saved me, also i broke my wing one time.

(Midnight Sun continues on of general interview questions and we got to THIS one)

Midnight Sun: Do you have any Mental Illnesses?

Rainbow: Uhhhh…

Twilight: What do we do spike? (Rainbow had her volume down)

Me: I don’t know!

Rainbow: Can I be escused to go to the restroom?

Midnight Sun: Sure.

(Rainbow runs to the bathroom)

Rainbow: What do I do guys? My volume is turned up.

Twilight: Tell her.

Rainbow: But…

Twilight: It is ok to have a mental illness and it is not your fault.

Rainbow: Ok….

Midnight Sun: Good your back. Do you have a mental illness?

Rainbow took a death breath.

Rainbow: Yes, I am a narcissist.

Midnight Sun: (Starts laughing) YOUR JUST LIKE DERPY! (HAHAHAHA) GET OUT OF HERE

Rainbow proboly had tears in her eyes, she said "well screw you," and raqnt to the bathroom

Twilight: I was… Wrong.

Me: It’s not your fault. She is just a mean old lady.

Twilight: How do you know she is old?

Me: STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

      Rainbow has not come out of her house for days. She is depressed and word has gotten around the

town. “What the hay, Rainbow? You have not come out for days.” All sorts of ponies were there. And  most of the townsfolk was ok with it, but Rainbow was worried about not getting into the wonderbolts.

“Rainbow Dash, It’s ok.” Says Rarity, who oviously has OCD. “It’s ok.” Says Fluttershy, who proboly has Autisum. “Just come down!” says Pinkie Pie, who has ADHD. “GET DOWN OR I’LL KILL YOU” Says Pinkamena. Twilight says, “Look at all the mares and colts here for your sake Rainbow, You can’t stay in there. Your hurting other’s lifes!” Twilight has Aspergers and ADHD. “NO” Rainbow says.

(2 Weeks Later)

“It’s been 14 DAYS” said Twilight. “Or 2 weeks” said Twilight again. “Please Rainbow, please.”