Dashie's Secret by AidanMLP and ArcaneOwl

by 8_Bit and Owl

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Alternate Universe, Random, Adventure
Length: 1691

Rainbow Dash is nervous about getting into the wonderbolts and Twilight is her only hope. Art by Me. This is a start to a ALTERNATE Season 5.

Rainbow Dash is nervous about getting into the wonderbolts and Twilight is her only hope. Art by Me.
This is a start to a ALTERNATE Season 5.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-27 21:30:54 UTC

Chapter 1: The secret gets out.

Rainbow’s Secret by AidanMLP

NOTE: This is my first FimFic so don’t tell me how horrible it is, just be soft please. And this takes place BEFORE Season 5. Thanks for reading!

“Spike,” Said Twilight, “Spike?” She said again. “SPIKE” she said one last time. Spike (nothing strange)

says, “Twilight, what now? Can I get a few more hours of my nap in?”   Twilight responds with, “No, Just, after I got through the Sirens adventure with my friends back in Canterlot High, everything has been weird. I want to be more than friends with Flash Sen-“   Spike interrupted with “Ok, This is so cleche so why am I needed again?” Twilight says “I want somebody to talk to.” Spike said than “What about the other 5?” Twilight responds with “Pinkie Pie is babysitting the cakes, Rarity is with a big time dress seller, Applejack is making a deal with a market, and Fluttershy is doing animal care as a new part time job for about a week.” Spike says “What about RAINBOW DASH” Twilight responds with “How could I POSSIBKY have forgotten her? How am I so stressed out?” Spike awnsers with “You got diagnosed with Aspergers and ADHD last week remember?”  Twilight says “Oh yeah.”

“Twilight!” Rainbow Dash says crashing through Twilight’s castle window. “The wonderbolts want to do an interview with me! But I’m so nervous. I NEED your help.” Twilight says “I can help? What’s bothering you?” Rainbow Dash had one thing on her mind that has gotten to her head the last few days, But she did not have the courage to tell Pinkie Pie, her BEST friend, even after that dream where- I’ll stop there. She did not want to tell anybody, that she was lost, in her head, “Twilight, I have had one thing in my head, but I just can’t bother to tell anybody, I am just, lost and confused right now.” Twilight knew that Rainbow Dash is not normally like this (WELL DUH!) and she wanted to help.

“Uhhh” She mumbled, she has no idea of what to say. Twilight says “Can you just tell me? I don’t EVER tell secrets. What’s bothering you?” After a bunch of nonsence, Rainbow Dash finally sucks it up and tells Twilight, “I am.. a.. a.. A.. AHH..” Twilight responds with “A what? SPIT IT OUT!” Rainbow says “A narcissist.” Twilight says “Was that so bad?” Rainbow says “No. And the mare I like is myself.” Twilight gasps and says, “I’m glad you told me. I always noticed you had a feeling for yourself, I am glad you had the courage to tell me.” Rainbow says “I don’t feel as bad anymore.  I guess I know my next letter for  Princess Celestia.”

This next part is the letter for Princess Celestia. Rainbow read out load to Twilight:

        Dear Princess Celestia,

I have learned that talking to your friends with secrets

in your head to let them out is very helpful.

Friendship has helped me a lot through

my interview with the Wonderbolts,

and they are very interested in my skills

Thanks, - Rainbow Dash

Chapter 3: Spitfire steps in

“Dash!” said Spitfire as she walked into Rainbow’s cloudy, wispy house. Dash was hiding in her closet. “Man, I did not know she had a closet.” said Twilight. “Well, now you know.” said Spike. “You have no reason to be embarrassed. Why are you so upset about this?” asked Spitfire. “Midnight Sun

laughed at me and said I was like Derpy!” awnsered Rainbow Dash. “Oh really? I

will take care of this.” said Spitfire

Spike, once again recorded this with another earpiece. Here. –Twilight

Midnight Sun: Yes? You needed to see me Sir?

Spitfire: Don’t play dumb. I’m here for Rainbow Dash.

Midnight Sun: What are you talking about?

Spitfire: *Plays recording by Spike of the interview*

Still don’t know?

Midnight Sun: Ok… There is one thing I did NOT wan’t to do.

(Pulls out knife)

Spitfire: You wouldn’t DARE.

Midnight Sun: I get away with what I wan’t to.

Remember when I said Derpy was Retarted?

Spitfire: (Wispering) I hope your recording Spike,

this punk needs to be taken down.

Come as soon as possible.

Good Luck.

Twilight: Lets go.

Me (Spike): Lets do this.

Chapter 5: The End????

              The mayor gave a speech. About Rainbow’s courage and her getting into into the wonderbolts.

I recorded this time. I could not just describe it. One of her best speeches yet.  No. Her BEST one yet.

Here you go and enjoy.  – Twilight Sparkle

Mayor Mare: I have to say to this young mare, we can do ALL SORTS new things.

With this mare, this could solve MANY problems in Ponyvile. No. EQUESTIA!

She will stop Midnight Sun, who reminds me of this old Star Wars game that

ended called Clone Wars Adventures, and she will only have a bit of help

from her friends. I have a dream, that this mare becomes a Mayor.

I have a dream, Her friends get a good life education and a good life.

I have a dream, that this society will be the best in the universe.

I have a dream, that WE will all be the heros, and the forces of evil,

Will be concoured. All these dreams I have, can come true, I just

have to try hard. WE can live a good life. No. A GOD LIFE. If we all try.

And this mare right here, is our only hope. She is in the wonderbolts.

And with our new hope, we can do ANYTHING. We are living are best

right now, and WE ARE AMA-

????? (1): We wan’t you to stop right there.

We  will interrupt and AidanMLP will have to make

another bad story, and have ArcaneOwl edit to

make it amazing

????? (2): Yeah!

????? (3): Oh! It’s Taco Tuesday!

The End???????

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Chapter 4: The rescue

Spike also recorded here too.  I translated this time. Spike wanted a break. Here. –Twilight

Spitfire: HEEELP!

Midnight Sun: I thought you were strong.

After I tied you down, You became weak as heck.

Now what are you going to do?

Spitfire: *Turns volume up* GUYS HELP!

Midnight Sun: I’ll take that.

Spitfire: NOOOO! Don’t you da-

(Disconected because the earpeace was smashed)

(At that point Twilight kicked the door down)

Twilight: I brought some of my elements of harmony AND chaos

(Magic (Me), Kindness (Fluttershy), Honesty (Applejack),

Laughter and Slaughter (Pinkie Pie and Pinkamena)

and Generosity (Rarity). Loyalty (Dash) These are the elements)

(I also did not say that)

Midnight: I guess I took care of Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Nope. I was along with your plan all along.

I was not REALLY depressed. These mental illnesses

can make you smarter. Well, I knew you were

going to (try) hurt my friends, and I was planning the whole time.

Midnight Sun:  Aww crap.

(Grabs the knife and runs)

Rainbow untied Spitfire.

Spitfire: You have what it takes to get in

the wonderbolts Rainbow, you showed you

are not only smart, but have a lot of wits.

You earned your position. Well done.

Rainbow: Shweet but we need to catch Midnight Sun

Spitfire:  That is not our concern right now. She can wait.

The transcript ends here.

Chapter 2: The Interview with the Wonderbolts

“Spitfire!”  Rainbow Dash says with anxiety. “Dash, You might have what it takes. Proboly not

because we ARE working for the princess after all.” Spitfire replies. Rainbow says, “So where do I go for the interview?” Spitfire says “Over to room A07 right to your left.” “Thanks!” Replies Rainbow Dash.

Right here is the script from the interview. Rainbow had a earpeace so we

(Twilight and Spike) could hear and somehow help her out. We recorded it. Here is the script as decoded by us –Twilight.

Midnight Sun: Do you have any experiences with flying?

Rainbow: Heck yeah! I saved my friends from my OLD friend Lightning Dust.

(I still remember that. –Spike)

Midnight Sun: Do have you had any wing injuries?

Rainbow Dash: Yes, A rock fell on my wing or something and my pet turtle saved me, also i broke my wing one time.

(Midnight Sun continues on of general interview questions and we got to THIS one)

Midnight Sun: Do you have any Mental Illnesses?

Rainbow: Uhhhh…

Twilight: What do we do spike? (Rainbow had her volume down)

Me: I don’t know!

Rainbow: Can I be escused to go to the restroom?

Midnight Sun: Sure.

(Rainbow runs to the bathroom)

Rainbow: What do I do guys? My volume is turned up.

Twilight: Tell her.

Rainbow: But…

Twilight: It is ok to have a mental illness and it is not your fault.

Rainbow: Ok….

Midnight Sun: Good your back. Do you have a mental illness?

Rainbow took a death breath.

Rainbow: Yes, I am a narcissist.

Midnight Sun: (Starts laughing) YOUR JUST LIKE DERPY! (HAHAHAHA) GET OUT OF HERE

Rainbow proboly had tears in her eyes, she said "well screw you," and raqnt to the bathroom

Twilight: I was… Wrong.

Me: It’s not your fault. She is just a mean old lady.

Twilight: How do you know she is old?

Me: STICK TO THE SCRIPT.

      Rainbow has not come out of her house for days. She is depressed and word has gotten around the

town. “What the hay, Rainbow? You have not come out for days.” All sorts of ponies were there. And  most of the townsfolk was ok with it, but Rainbow was worried about not getting into the wonderbolts.

“Rainbow Dash, It’s ok.” Says Rarity, who oviously has OCD. “It’s ok.” Says Fluttershy, who proboly has Autisum. “Just come down!” says Pinkie Pie, who has ADHD. “GET DOWN OR I’LL KILL YOU” Says Pinkamena. Twilight says, “Look at all the mares and colts here for your sake Rainbow, You can’t stay in there. Your hurting other’s lifes!” Twilight has Aspergers and ADHD. “NO” Rainbow says.

(2 Weeks Later)

“It’s been 14 DAYS” said Twilight. “Or 2 weeks” said Twilight again. “Please Rainbow, please.”