Soarin's -Diary- Journal

by SuicidalAngel

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Human
Length: 1705

Soarin has a journal where he writes about....certain things

Soarin is a teenager with a crush. That means DRAMA! So to cool himself down, he writes of his dorky experiences.

Just something that's been stuck in my head for a while now. Alot of this will summarize some chapters of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow Dash' but more from Soarin's POV. Rated teen for minor language...

Published 2015-07-28 17:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-17 20:46:36 UTC

Chapter 2

Ok another entry...

Today I spent watching Netflix with my trusty pack of Oreos while my sister talked non stop about a stupid boyfriend of hers and then she apparently made me promise not to mention it to dad.

Yeah right! First chance I get, I'll tell him and right in front of her too. That'll tell her to shut up.

I don't want to be a mean or bad brother by all standards, but I just feel weird towards my little sister getting a boyfriend. Oh...Ohhhhhhhhh. So that's why Blitz hates me. He thinks, ok well knows, that I have the hots for his sister! Ohhhhhhhh!!!! Actually, for a while he strongly believed you got me pregnant. But I'm not....OR AM I??? DUN DUN DUN

I swear I'm an idiot by all means I'll tell you that.Your my idiot, idiot. God I'm cheesy when I wanna be...

But hey Dash is worth the hate I might get from her brother. Or anyone else for that matter. Awwwww...

I just wish I knew how tell her. Ugh!! Can't I just walk up to her and say something like you-me-date? No I could never pull that one off. But it can't be too sappy either. Oh why is this so difficult!!!!!

Ugh, it has to be a certain, unique way. She deserves that. But what can I say to her?! "Hey I love you, wanna go out" and she'll go "Dafuq". OH, I SEEE

It would be so embarrassing! I guess I could always write a note...ok yeah no I'm bad enough at being serious in my own journal that only I will ever read. *cough* I don't know how I'll say I love her on a colored piece of paper.

What if I never tell her and she goes with some other bastard! I've cought other guys staring at her butt. IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT HER LADY PARTS!!! Ok that was a bit much on my part... O/////O

Point being, I don't want any guy even greeting her! She's mine, you idiots, mine!!!!!

~Soarin

Author's Note

Ok before you guys say something like "Um you don't start sentences with "but", well look you all have to keep in mind that this is Soarin's diary, not Twilight's. I'm not saying I see him as dumb. It's just his journal, where he can be lazy in attempt to express his feelings.

Chapter 3

Me.....again

So today I went to Dash's house. Ok so I should say night cuz now it is and I left a few short minutes ago. But anyways, it was the best thing ever!!! We looked at each other and she looked like she was blushing!

She could actually like me! WOOOOOOOOO!! And she said she could trust me to open up about her feelings! I would have never guessed she would want it to fly. How much she just wishes to be free in the air! Its so beautiful, like a gateway to her freedom.

Ok I'll admit that was sappy coming from me but I've been worse ,right? And when she pinned me and her eyes just stared into my soul..I had to fight the urge to just pull her in and kiss her then and there..

Good thing I didn't though cuz after a while her brother walked in, and he was so angry that his face changed from blue to red completely...That's when he REEEEEALLY lost it, like said, he thought I was was pregnant!! <----WHAT?!

I've got to be more careful around him..I mean if all goes well, he could end up being my brother in law. Ok yeah, me thinking stuff like that about his sister and myself is what's gonna get me killed. But what can I say, I like her and he knows that. Which, actually makes the situation worse in this case. Ok well enough about Dashie...yeah I called her that...Hmm. Grades! Let's talk a bit about school...aaaaaaand done. Nothing that interesting going on these days.

Ok now back to Dashie, how can I confess my feelings to her? What if she isn't even fazed by the fact that she keeps me up at night? What if she doesn't even care that I melt every time she says my name? What if she never truly understands how beautiful she is to me? She's like a princess. My princess.. *dies*

~Soarin

Chapter 4

HOLY CRAP!

OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD!! SHE ALMOST OPENED THIS THING!! Well I'm screwed if she ever comes in my room when I'm not here...it's probably gonna be the first thing she looks for from now on. NOT....I hope. CONTINUITY!!!

How embarrassing would that be? Ughhhh I have to hide this thing better!

In other news...GUESS WHAT

I FOUND OUT I LIKE BUTTERED TOAST AND GRAVY....yep. Not combined though...although I wonder what that would taste like....MAST TRY

~Soarin

Damn it i'm still here.

There's nothing for me to doooooooooooo! I'm just stuck here in my room. I've tried texting Rainbow, like 5 times and she just replied with a simple "I'm busy"..Yeah that's when Blitz and mom dragged my ass to the pharmacy to get a pregnancy test....SO I WAS BUSY SAVING YOU

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE DOES THAT MEAAAAN!! Clear Skyes says it must be girl code for something, but what the heck do I know about reading between the lines?

Ok.ok...OK. I'm just gonna ask some random website

~Soarin

I mean it this time. ✌

Author's Note

OuO I CAN FINALLY PUBLISH THIS.

Rate and tell me if there's anything I should fix...

Thaz it for now, KECKLES!

Chapter 5

HEY

So, my sleepover at Dash's was the BEST ONE YET! Sort of...

She said, "I love you, dude". That felt incredibly amazing. But I don't know if she actually meant it.

DASH STOP PLAYING WITH ME PLEASE!!

CAN'T YOU SEE I LOVE YOU!!??

Author's Note

IM GOING CRAZY WITH THIS CAPS BUTTON...DON'T ASK

Chapter 6

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

WHY
WHY
WHY WHY!!!!!????

SPEEDY...ASKED OUT...RAINBOW DASH!!! AND I THINK SHE SAID YES! UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH FML!!!!

HOW EVEN?
HE'S NEVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN HER! WHY DID SHE SAY YES? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OREOS COMFORT ME!!!

*Sigh* I'm never gonna be with her...I can't believe I actually thought she liked me...

UGGGGHHHHH OREOS!!!!

Author's Note

WUT IZ LEIF

Chapter 7

OH MY SAMMICHES!!! DASH AND I ARE OFFICIALLY GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!!! *insert loud girly squeal here*

FINALLY, A DREAM COME TRUE!! AND WE KISSED LIKE...TWICE!!! THAT'S ONE MORE THAN ONCE!!!
I'M SO HAPPY!!
I CAN FINALLY STALK HER WITHOUT WORRIES.

......YAY

TOMORROW IS OUR FIRST DAY AS A COUPLE!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO KISS HER LIKE SIX MORE TIMES... OR SEVEN!!!!

I NEED TO STAHP SCREAMING...BUTT I CAN'T

I am SO gonna read all of this diary later!!

IT NOT A DIARY DASH, IT'S A JOURNAL!! FOR MEN

Same shiet

NO! I WILL PROTECT YOU, SWEET JOURNAL! THIS WALKING PACK OF SKITTLES WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU!!!!!

~Soarin.....and Dash

P.S SO, apparently Soarin likes to stare at my "lady parts"...why doesn't that bother me?

Author's Note

Well den.!.

Chapter 8

Welp, HEYYYYYY

Soarin seems to be ok with me writing in this Journal...I think....meh, HE'LL NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *coughs* OH GOD*dies*

HEH, kidding. Anywho, Soarin's taking a shower right now, we plan to go grab some ice cream after that...even though it's around forty degrees outside but EH, screw it.

.....I saw him take off his shirt..........I saw his man boobs..I mean pecks...

I feel like a stalker. ....MEH He's had weirder fantasies about me, but I'm too awesome for those..

And I don't have any fantasies about him...

Author's Note

LELS IDK WUT HAPPENED
Also, some of the chapters have been revised by Rainbow, you might wanna check it out

LUV U ALLL

Chapter 9

Dash is eating my doritos.....

HALP

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......you can't stahp meh

Author's Note

Hehe

Chapter 1

Hey..yeah me again...

Rainbow Dash. Why do I keep hiding my feelings from her. I looked like a dork today when I complemented on her eyes all of a sudden. Ugh! Why do I always end up acting like an idiot around her these days?

Then again..she could like me back..maybe. Spitfire says she keeps asking about me, but she never said what she asked specifically. Oh no! What if she asked why I keep staring at her!? If she doesn't feel the same way I feel towards her? All our friendship would be ruined! <----OVER 9000 REACTING

Ok calm down Soarin...don't go into conclusions. Especially if they're as negative as that. We would still be friends and all. It would just be sorta.. awkward...it just wouldn't be the same. And I would be forced to look at her beautiful, bright magenta eyes knowing they would never look at me the way I look at them.

I still remember how we met. It was during a soccer game in first grade, she was playing on the field and I was sitting there watching. She sprained her ankle and fell on top of me, looking at me with those eyes. At the time it really didn't mean anything, I mean she was just a girl I met. I helped her and we had been friends. I didn't care much for sports until I met her. I was always kinda quiet and she was a big part of breaking me out of my shell and I loved her for it. I always have..she brings out the best in me.

Woah wait did I just say I loved her? Ok woah this paper is powerful... what I meant was she has nice eyes. Oh god why do I do that!? <--- Cuz you is a dork, DUH

You know what? Screw it! This is my journal thing, I can confess I wanna kiss her! Is it so bad I just want her! Wait not like that..no not like I want her..ok well maybe I want her but not that way..I think. Wait no! Aw crap why am writing in pen!! I need those eraseable ones.

~Soarin'