Pranks and Panties

by RarityEQM

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 1450

It's spring! That means pranks for the denizens of Ponyville, and who gets started first, other than Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash pranks Pinkie Pie.
Butts.
Also Pinkie's fuzzy butt.
Rainbow Dash pranks Pinkie and exposes her fuzzy pink butt.
...
Also Derpy is in there too.

Pic because Pinkie's fat bottom is WAY to cute <3

Kinks:Humiliation, nudity, implied sex act, teasing, NO ACTUAL CLOP

Published 2015-05-25 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-25 16:40:02 UTC

Pranks and Panties

It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville; the sun was shining gloriously across the town, and the air was warm and sweet. It was like a morning out of an eighties cartoon- picture perfect, and the only thing that could make it sweeter, was none other than Pinkie Pie, whom hummed a cheerful tune as she stepped out of her home at Sugar Cube Corner and streeeetched. She was wearing her night gown, and her brand new super silky undies. No need to get dressed if she was up early and quickly nabbing the morning paper- so she figured. The pink pony girl grinned, and gave her hips a playful wiggle, sighing in content at the sensation of soft, silky fabric clinging to her southern curves.

Luxury foreign fabric, made and sized especially for her by none other than the genius who lived down the street: Rarity and ordered by Rainbow Dash, as a 'thank you' after their little excursion to Griffonstone. Normally, Pinkie was a soul who spent her time unrestricted by silly things, such as ‘fashion’ or ‘underwear’ but when Rainbow had presented them to her as a gift- a token of her friendship and gratitude along with a box of her favorite chocolates…well…how could she refuse? Much to her surprise, not only did they fit perfectly (albeit a little on the snug side, and Pinkie was hard to size, what with her hips constantly expanding from all the chocolate she loved so very very much) the pony found the fabric was so comfortable, and the silky material gripped and caressed her in all the right ways, she was almost ready to undertake the notion that she should start regularly wearing underwear.

A notion, that was utterly destroyed, when Pinkie Pie; darling little pink pony, bent down to fetch the morning paper, and frozen when she heard the most terrifying, embarrassing sound that perked her ears, and turned her cheeks from pink to a bright, angry, crimson red.

R-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-P

The soft, pink bubbly globes of the girl’s bare bottom hard split the panties she was wearing right down the middle- resulting in Pinkie’s most private, personal, dusky little pony cleft put on full display. She didn’t know if it was tearing the panties, or the sudden nudity that spiked the humiliation in her, but the Ka-click sound from a camera somewhere behind her certainly didn’t help.

“To many chocolates, Pinkster?”

Immediately, Pinkie straightened up, eyes wide with both her paws reaching back to cover her naked pink rump. It was different when she didn’t MEAN to wiggle it around and bounce it left and right, somehow this was embarrassing, and made worse by Rainbow, standing there with an ear to ear grin splitting across her muzzle.

…

That sneaky bitch. The girl was grinning like crazy, holding her phone out at arms length to take another picture of Pinkie’s brilliantly red muzzle. A masterfully executed prank, she was sure- she’d be furious if she wasn’t filled to the brim with embarrassment. Well played Rainbow Dash. Well played.

“So it begins...”She sputtered, squirming where she stood. She couldn’t fix the panties- the rip was far to big, and giving them and tugs at all resulted in the fabric rubbing against …other places, she’d rather not in public. She pointed a finger at the grinning pony and gave a sheepish hiss.

“Ooooh Rainbow. You done did it now! Prank the Prankster? You're in for it, Pegasus! “ The embarrassed pony spit.

“What? ME? I didn’t do anything! I just happened to be standing here when you came out of your house. I’m surprised you didn’t see me! I’m innocent as new fallen snow. Now YOU, on the other hoof…well…it isn’t MY fault your new panties can’t support the junk in your trunk! I mean, it's not like they were made to rip or anything! “ The girl grinned, lavishing in the way Pinkie’s cheeks burned once more.

“Tell me, did you eat ALL those chocolates last night that I gave you? You know it goes straight to the hips, right? Oh, of COURSE you know that…obviously.” She giggled. Pinkie's face turned a darker shade of red and she took a step back, and then another, and then a third, and paused in horror. The door… the door was…

Rainbow’s grin only served to grow further when she suddenly realized what was happening, and the pegasus was doing her best to hold in a string of giggles that threatened to spill past her lips. Pinkie stood sheepishly in front of Rainbow, her bottom hanging out of the back of her panties, and her toes curled with a sense of numbness flooding through her features. She couldn’t spend all day in torn clothing and sheepishly, she glanced at the girl who was holding her camera out again, and then down to her feet.

“Hang on…lemme just switch this to video mode….theeere we go….”Rainbow giggled darkly, basking in the humiliation while Pinkie slowly, sheepishly squirmed, and finally, peeled the panties down to her ankles. It wasn't like they were covering anything anyway. Besides, maybe if she tried to act like she did this on purpose she'd feel better. Yeah. Yeah that was it! She felt better naked! Even still the entire situation made her face heat up like a well stoked fire.

“Oh it is on. I'm gonna get you back sooooo bad, Rainbow Dash. “She hissed darkly, turning about to fetch the key hidden under the welcome mat, bending over and wiggling her fat pink bottom to do so. Rainbow gave her another grin, followed by a salute.

“Promises promises.” She grinned. Pinkie watched her walk off, happily playing with her phone, and narrowed her eyes. As much as she hated to admit it……score one for Rainbow Dash. But if this was the way she wanted to play, Pinkie could get down with that. She was going to win this prank war, and Rainbow was going to rue the day she started it.

"Luna must be working overtime, I don't remember the moon being out during the morning." A voice chuckled from behind her, drawing Pinkie immediately out of her thoughts. The pony whirled around, immediately covering her crotch with her hooves and blushed furiously at the grey mail pony who stood behind her.

"I'm here for my morning muffin. Didn't think you'd be here with yours. Wait, no, I didn't think you'd be here giving away free samples of YOURS. Wait, wait, I got it! I can see your pussy, pinkie!" Derpy cackled, giggling at her own lame joke, and nearly keeling over as her friend turned from pink to scarlet.

"Humph! It was a prank by Rainbow Dash! I'll thank you not to stare." She mumbled- and squealed when the mail mare gave her a smart slap on the rump, when Pinkie bent over to unlock her front door.

"Can't help it! Butts...too big...pulling me...into...its orbit...must resist!" Derpy giggled, while Pinkie rolled her eyes.

"Keep it up Derpy. The next muffin I bake you will be made with Gilda's secret recipe." Pinkie warned, and she slipped into the bakery, and yanked Derpy in with her, shutting the door only a moment after.

"Sounds tasty! Wanna try!" Derpy squealed. Pinkie sighed, shaking her head.

"No, you don't. Just wait here while I get changed. " She sighed, turning to walk up the stairs, only to pause when she realized Derpy was watching her rump bounce and jostle the entire time.

"Whoop whoop! That ass was fat!" The gray mare giggled. Pinkie growled. Ooooh, Rainbow Dash was gonna pay for this...

"Hey...Hey, Pinkie!" Derpy squeaked, quickly racing up the stairs to join her friend at the landing, smiling sheepishly.

"What now, Derpy?" Pinkie sighed. Derpy offered Pinkie an impish smile, and rubbed the back of her head.

"I didn't mean to upset you. Really, I was just teasing, and I'm..um...I'm sorry...okay? Can I make it up to you?" She asked. Pinkie raised an eyebrow thoughtfully.

"How do you plan to do that?" She smirked. Shyly, Derpy grasped Pinkie's fingers in her own, and gave her a gentle tug towards her bed room.

"It's early, and my shift doesn't begin until later...lemme show you just how much I like muffins."

Author's Note

Something super duper doofy I wrote while drinking heavily in order to counter act my insomnia and pass out. Darned pills don't do anything to put me to sleep. Unedited, of course. I actually finished the sex scene, here, but hated the way it came out, so I scrapped it. Maybe I'll re-write it later. I don't even know, DerpyxPinkie?
Ugh. What was I thinking.