Skeletor Protects The Evil Humans
In a horrid, wasted grey landscape that looked like Mordor, which had dark stormy skies the color of blood there was a massive spooky castle floating over a terrifying lake of lava. Foul beasts roamed this evil land. Speaking of evil, terrifying maniacal laughter could be heard from the halls of the castle.
Deep in the bowels of the dark and evil castle a tall, monstrous, muscular, bipedal evil being was sat on a throne made of human bones. He wore a foul evil blue hooded robe and he had a human skull for a face.
“Mwahahaha! I am Skeletor! The evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front. No human shall become a pony, not on my watch!“
He felt a chilly feeling in this bones. “Hmm, my anti ponification senses are tingling!“
Suddenly the evil black doors from across the hall opened to reveal the evil human known as He-Man, his most loyal evil servant with bright glowing red evil eyes.
“My lord, what must we do? The friendly and good ponies are about to invade Earth to turn all evil humans into good and moral smiling zombie ponies against their will!“
Skeletor laughed evilly. “Ah, He-Man, relax,“ he said as he waved his hand nonchalantly with an evil grin across his evil face. “Me and you are total overpowered gary sues. Together, the pathetic ponies shall not stand a chance against us!“
“Yes, my lord!“ he spoke in a deep evil voice in reply.
“He-Man, are my evil human armies ready to defend themselves against becoming good ponies?“
“Yes, my lord! Your armies of evil humans are ready to defends themselves from being ponified by the good ponies.“
“Excellent,“ he said in a deep evil voice as he tented his fingers together evilly. “The ponies shall never succeed in their righteous xenocidal campaign of goodness to exterminate humanity by forcing them to become zombie pony slaves that would kiss Princess Celestia’s fat ass forever.“
And then Skeletor and He-Man both laughed evilly as they formulated a plan of most evilness to protect humanity from becoming morally superior ponies.
***
Meanwhile in the good and pure land of Equestria. The good and compassionate alicorn leader of Equestria known as Princess Celestia had opened a magical pink portal before her throne.
“Here I come humanity, I’m ready to save you by turning you all into ponies!“ she shouted in joy.
Her joy was short lived when her ears perked when she heard evil maniacal laughter in her hall. “What?! What evil has come here?!“
Suddenly the evil Skeletor appeared before her in an evil fiery explosion whilst he laughed evilly.
“Hello there, Princess Celestia!“ he said in a deep evil voice.
“Skeletor?!“ roared the alicorn goddess of the sun as she rose to her hooves to face the lord of evil. “What are you doing here?“
“Mwahahaha! I Skeletor, the evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front have come to protect evil humanity from becoming good ponies!“
“No! Evil Humanity shall all become good ponies! I shall save evil humanity by invading Earth with my ponies so I can turn all evil humans into good ponies!“ she roared.
“Hah! Your invasion of Earth shall fail! For these evil humans shall never become good and perfect ponies! For I have used my overpowered gary sue powers to make them immune to your pitiful ponification potion.“
Tears began to form in Celestia’s eyes. “How could you?! I only wanted to save humanity by destroying humanity!“ she wailed in grief.
Skeletor only laughed evilly in response.
“Skeletor! I will save humanity! Me and my ponies will stop you from stopping humans from becoming perfect ponies!“ she shouted in defiance.
Skeletor only laughed evilly. “You shall not stop me. Even now, my two most powerful minions are in Ponyville.“
Celestia’s eyes shrank to pinpricks. “You don’t mean--
“Mwahahaha! Yes! My two loyal servants He-Man and Commander Shepard are already in Equestria giving you’re pitiful ponies belly rubs. Soon, all the ponies shall be under humanity’s thrall. For against the power of belly rubs given by a human, there can be no victory.“
“No! You can’t win!“ she shouted in panic.
“Oh, but I can.“ Skeletor laughed maniacally as his face morphed to reveal his true face: Mel Gibson with blue war paint on his face. “For the freedom of humanity can not be stopped.“
Celestia gasped in shock. “Mel… Mel Gibson?“ she spoke in disbelief.
"Mel Gibson?!" he shouted in anger. "I am not Mel Gibson! " he fired lightning from his arse. "I am William Wallace! Champion of humanity!"
Celestia stomped her front hooves, which made the floor crack. "I don’t care who you are! You will not stop me from saving humanity by ridding them of their inferior human bodies and ridding them of their evil human nature!"
William Wallace laughed evilly. "You cannot stop me, now come here and give me a hug!" he said in a deep evil voice as he slowly walked toward her with his arms outstretched.
"NO!" she screamed in fear as she fired two red laser beams from her eyes at him, which had no affect on him whatsoever.
"Hah! Your pitiful pony magic cannot hope to stop the power of hugs."
Celestia screamed in terror as she flapped her wings to fly away from William Wallace out through a nearby window.
"You can run! But you cannot hide Celestia! There will be hugs and belly rubs!"
***
Tears fell down Celestia’s eyes as she flew through the sky whilst she saw her once loyal subjects below become the thralls of the evil humans dressed in black tuxedos. The massive armies of humans were devilishly handsome men that used their power of their evil human hands to give ponies belly rubs or hugs.
Ponies from all over Canterlot City sighed contently as the foul evil human monsters gave them belly rubs.
One by one, they fell to the power of the belly rubs and hugs. Soon, there shall be no pony left that hasn’t succumb to belly rubs.
"Curse you humanity!" she roared in anger.
With steely resolve Celestia continued on her way to find somewhere safe from belly rubs.
For the next ten years Celestia hid in a cave eating nothing but mushrooms deep in the Everfree Forest. There she felt she was safe, a place she knew no human could find her. Until one day the power of human handsomeness lured her out, thus she left the cave to find William Wallace so she could receive a long overdue belly rub.
The End
