The Sequelistic Adventures of Pinkie Pie

The two walked into the forest, carefully swerving around scattered patches of Poison Joke. They made it to a marsh with clouded waters. There, on the ground, lay the corpse of a unicorn. "Hey look, it's Rarity!" Exclaimed Pinkie. She began throwing assorted candies at Rarity's face. A cookie landed in Rarity's gaping, broken jaw. Pinkie exclaimed joyfully,"Aw,yeah! I got it in!" Pinkie began to celebrate, but soon, MisMatch said,"Pinkie, you might want to celebrate later." She stared at something. Pinkie followed her gaze. There was a three headed blue hydra! Pinkie unexpectedly threw a lollipop in the hydra's mouth, and it roared. Pinkie jumped on to the hydra's second head, and held on tightly. It roared furiously. MisMatch saw this opportunity, and began to kick the creature in the chest. On the tenth try, the hydra fell limply to the ground and water.

    "Good job on distracting it." Said MisMatch. "Distracting?" Asked Pinkie,"I just wanted to ride on its head!" , she exclaimed, laughing. MisMatch smiled. And as the two mares trotted proudly out of the forest and into Ponyville, Pinkie had been forgiven by her friends. Sort of.

      Pinkie then said,"Ok narrator,you can end the story now."

                            And so, Pinkie Pie and MisMatch became the best of friends, adventuring across Equestria for excitement.

                     Pinkamena was never seen or heard of again.      And all was well.

The End (For real, this time)