Author's Note

Sorry, I just couldn't resist!

Interlude - "Vigilicious"...?

A camera screen appears to flicker to life. Vigil is sitting there, facing the audience, while Twilight speaks in the background.

"Okay, so you saw what we did... can you think of something?"

"..."

"Oh, come on! I've enhanced your mask so you can talk again! Can you at least say something?"

"..."

She sighs before the camera moves to Queen Chrysalis, who was sitting next to him this whole time.

"I'm the K, to the A, to the T to I to E! And my father is the infamous 'Vig-i-lan-te'! I'm Katieliscious!"

She giggles before turning to Twilight. "You're right! This is fun!" She turns to Vigil. "Try it, Daddy!"

"..."

She puckers her lips up and stares at him with pleading eyes.

Finally, a sigh comes from Vigil.

"Fine." he says in a deep, groggy voice that slightly resembles the Master Chief's.

"I'm the V, to the I, to the G, I, L. And if you piss me off, then I will drag you straight to Hell."

Everypony stares at him in shock, all while he slowly turns to Twilight again.

"... I'm Vigiliscious."