"Well, there she is..." I said to the three sirens, they just stared except for Sonata who looked in awe.

"It's a bike." Aria deadpanned.

"No, this isn't just a bike, it's my pride and joy... This, is Lapis." I mounted Lapis and turned the keys, she hummed to life and roared as I pulled the throttle. "Oh, I just love doing that."

"I still don't get why you give an inanimate object so much affection." Adagio commented.

"Maybe it's a fetish?" Aria said in a snarky tone. I rolled my eyes and slapped my goggles on.

"Call it what you want, I really don't care. Now if you'll excuse me, it's Taco Tuesday back at my place and I will not be late for one of mom's famous Tacos." I was about to drive away but Sonata grabbed my shoulder.

"You got tacos?"

"Well it looks like Sonata's staying at your place. Once that girl catches word of a good taco she can't be stopped." Adagio said as Sonata mounted Lapis, but before she let me go she kissed me on the lips. I was caught completely off guard by this and I even saw Aria break her poker-face upon seeing me like this, she stared daggers at Adagio. "Thanks for the taste, Anny." She turned away from me and walked off. "See you at school tomorrow!~"

"... Well, that was unwanted."

Aria stomped up to me and locked lips with me, it was at this point that I felt like a man-whore as I was yet again forced to kiss another girl I barely knew. "You better fucking think of me when you masturbate tonight." She walked off, following Adagio to a car that they boarded. Shortly after, they drove off.

"Oh my... well, let's go drown out our sorrows in taco shell and salsa." I said to Sonata.

"Why are you sad?"

"Because, I'm caught between a flirt and a psycho and I'm gonna get hurt in some way..."

"But this is like a dream for most guys!"

"Well, it would be if they didn't fight over me, they're both stronger and smarter than me so eventually something's gonna happen that will leave me in the hospital... I've seen enough movies to know that will happen." I drove down the road and into the streets. The beautiful sunset turning the skies orange as I drove. I heard a honk and saw Button's mom pass by me, I waved and smiled as she switched lanes.

"Who's that, Anon!?"

"A friend of mine!" It wasn't long before we reached my place, the garage door opened up and I parked my bike next to mom's car. "Okay, take your shoes off before you go inside, mom hates it when we track mud." She did as told and we went inside, we were immediately greeted by the smell of salsa and nachos.

"Anon, sweetie, could you take out the trash?"

"That's Sunday, mom, today's Tuesday!"

"Oh, okay then! Dinner should be ready in a few minutes... And do I smell perfume?"

"I brought a friend over, her name is Sonata."

"Anon, you brought a girl over? Oh, my little boy's growing up!"

"Mom, please, your embarassing me!" I warned.

"Giggle I'm just teasing you, sweetie, what do you want on your taco?"

"The usual." I said. I looked over to see Sonata playing with my cat, Alucard. He was a black cat with white paws and a white triangle on his chest so he looked like he was wearing a suit. Thus, I named him Alucard from Chastlevania.

"Your cat's really cute, Anon."

"Yeah, but he's an attention hog." I commented, he meowed in responce.

"Yeah, you better meow you little furball." Alucard didn't give a shit about what I thought, as long as he was being petted he could care less.

"Anon, dinner's ready!"

"Taco?"

"Yes, Sonata, that means taco." She squeed and ran for the kitchen, I followed suite and as I grabbed my plate Sonata had already made her first Taco.

"Wait, don't eat you taco just yet!" Mom walked in and sat down at the table, watching Sonata as she pouted.

"Okay, now!"

Sonata took her first bite and her expression was priceless, she looked as if she just bit into a slice of heaven as drool started to drip from her mouth. "Oh my... That was..."

"Oh, I just love seeing people's expressions after having one of my famous tacos, they're always blown away by the flavor!" We sat and ate tacos until we couldn't take it any more, I got a maximum of four wgile Sonata had broken my record with six whole tacos! Holy shit, she knows how to stomach those things down! After the initial clean-up I heard a knock at the door, when I opened it up I saw Adagio and Aria behind it.

"What are you girls doing here?"

"We thought about spending the night at your place for a change." Adagio said, slipping off her boots. "Certainly you wouldn't mind the extra company, right?"

"Oh, are you Anon's friends? Please, come inside! We got plenty of tacos left!"

"Aria, Dagi, you have GOT to try these tacos! They beat Taco-Bell tacos by a landslide, and you know how I feel about their tacos!"

"Pfft, please, Taco-Bell has nothing when compared to my tacos, they even tried to buy my recipe!" Mom bragged.

"Hmm... I guess I could have one..." Adagio said.

"Honey, when it comes to my tacos, you can't have just one!"

And boy was mom right, you really can't have just one of her tacos and leave it at that, they were that good! So, after the clean-up the sirens followed me into my room. "Welp, this is the man cave, just make yourself at home."

"It smells like a dead rhino in here." Aria deadpanned.

"That's why it's called a man cave, I mean think about it, you expect a teenage boy's room to smell like roses?"

"He's got a point, Aria, I've been in a lot of teen bedrooms and this is a blessing compared to some others." Adagio searched around my room for an odd reason. "So where's the junk-food stash?"

"Suitcase under the bed, and don't open the hamper unless you want to smell teen boy underwear." I wasn't joking, those things could act as rodent repellant if left out in the sun all day. Adagio found the suitcase and grabbed a box of cheeze-its.

"Cheeze-its, you've got good taste, Anny."

She popped open the box and began eating, I got on my computer and saw that Mr. G messaged me on steam.

"Hmm... MvM, huh?" I began typing.

Anonovaman: 'Is button mash going?'

The G: 'Yeah, said he'd be waiting 4 us. U in?'

Anonovaman: 'You bet your ass I am, let's do this!'

"MvM? What's that stand for?" Adagio asked.

"Man vs. Machine." Sonata explained. "So who are you playing? Engie? Sully? Demo?"

"Wait, you play TF2?"

"Yeah, it's something I like to do in my spare time. I've been on Earth longer than you thing, you know." Sonata reached into her bookbag and pulled out a pink laptop. "Want me to join in?"

"You better get on that computer and join in on this shit if you know what's good for you." I demanded, and of course she logged in and joined the server.

Anonovaman: 'Yo, G-String, got a new friend to help!'

The G: 'Quit calling me that you ass! and yes, I see her.'

Button Killer: 'Sweet, Anon's here! Alright, everyone get your mics ready!'

"Anon, if you need us we'll be playing GTA 5." Aria said.

"Kay, just don't save anything you do! And my other games are in the drawer. Both of you aren't sleeping in my bed so fight to the death to see who does." I equiped my headset as did Sonata, the administrator began the countdown. "Alright assholes, let's win some botkiller weapons!

Time flied by as we played, eventually Aria and Adagio came in to watch us play since GTA can only entertain for so long. After a few hours my mom came in. "Anon, bedtime."

"Kay, mom." I said my goodbyes to my friends and got off the server. I stretched for a moment and jumped into bed. "Well, you three should probably sort out the whole 'sleeping spot' thing because I only have one other bed in here, sooo... good night!" I pulled the covers up and snuggled into the mattress that gave me so much comfort at night.

"I call the guest bed." Adagio announced and left for the guest bed next to my room."

"I call the couch!" Sonata exclaimed, and went to the living room. It was just Aria and me, I shrugged and got out of bed, pulled out a seperate mattress from under the bed, and set up her bed.

"Well, good night, Aria..." She just stood there, looking at me. "Sigh I assume your sleeping in my bed then?" She nodded. "Even if I say no?" Another nod. "Well it's not like I didn't see this coming." She quickly jumped into bed and I prepared for the worst.

"Good night, Anon." I layed there, waiting for her to make her move... Nothing, she didn't even go for an ass grope, she just cuttled up to me and slept. I was surprised, no, shocked by this outcome, I was certain she would try something! However, when I looked back at her I saw something that made me heart skip a beat. She was awake. And she was smiling. "I really do like you, Anon..." She spoke with a new voice, it showed emotion that I had never heard from her. "At first I really did want to hurt you, and when I had finally cornered you I wanted to hurt you in almost every possible way I could... But then, I saw it. I saw a fire ignite in your eyes, I felt the flaming passion that Sonata told me about, the flame I witnessed caught me completely off guard and gave you the oportunity to fight back..." Her smile turned into a frown, and her eyes held sadness. "When you punched me, you gave me a taste of the passion that was burning in your heart... I lost control, I wanted more... And when I finally regained my sanity, I..." Tears started to form in her eyes, she tightened her hug and buried her face in my shoulder "I ran away... I ran away from the fear of rejection... I know what I did to you was unforgivable, and I hate myself for hurting you... So if you want me to leave you, I understand, I'll leave and never see you again..."

I... I didn't know what to say. The girl that has been chasing me, is confessing to me. The very girl, who wanted to make me eat my own teeth, loves me. After a few moments of contemplating I came to an answer. "Aria..." She looked at me with tears in her eyes. "I forgive you. For everything. But..." I saw a slight sadness form in her eye, I smiled. "If you really meant that, truly meant every word, then... I'm willing to give you a chance." Aria buried her face in my chest and started to quietly sob, I hugged her back and we just layed there, enjoying the moment. After a few minutes Aria looked up at me with true happiness in her eyes.

"Anon, I... I love you so much."

"I love you too, Aria." We layed there, locked in a tight embrace that would be the first of many affections, and would mark the start of an inseparable love that nothing could ever tear apart.

Author's Note

Copyrights: Team Fortress 2 and Steam belong top Valve, I'm not sure if copyrights are required on this site so if someone could tell me that would be cool...

I still regret nothing and I still like toast. Goodbye and have a pleasant tomorrow, I may also like cheeze but this hasn't been confirmed yet.