Twilight's Incredible Adventure
*Note: This "Fan Fic" contains adult language.
One day Twilight was sitting by herself studying. She was reading a spell book, but that's boring shit. She called for Spike.
"SPIKE! Get you gay green ass downstairs right now!" The under grown dragon slave came running down the stairs to serve his pony's will.
"Yes master." the big headed ape said to Twilight, giving a bow kissing her hoof once he finished descending.
"Stand right there for me" He proceeded to do so, because she said. Twilight continued speaking "Alright, get ready." She then elevated the spell book with her magic, and sent it full force towards Spike's groin.
"OOOF" Spike said as he had been flown back into a book shelf. The tremendous impact caused all of the shelves’ contents to fall down on Spike, knocking that useless excuse for a life form's air right out of him. He lay still for a good minute. When he tried to stand up again Twilight used her most lethal, destructive and painful spell on him.
"See you in an hour Spike! I'm off to find something more productive to do then spend time with you!" Twilight called to Spike, who was still on fire from the magic lying face down, as she left the library.
-5 Hours later, at Joe's Donuts talking to Rainbow Dash-
"So that's why I absolutely hate Spike's spikes!" Rainbow dash had just finished explaining why she hated Spike's spikes.
"Haha! Spike's spikes sure do remind me of something you would absolutely hate!" Twilight giggled as she takes a bite of a jelly donut. After finishing chewing she asked Rainbow Dash, "Hey Rainbow Dash, I've been bored with my life. What should I do to fill my time other than studying?" Rainbow Dash gasped.
"You should totally go on an epic adventure Twilight! And become a hero!" Rainbow yelled at the top of her lungs as she flipped the table. Everyone inside the shop looked over. Rainbow Dash started clapping (or clopping) everyone in the restaurant joined in, clapping (or clopping) very loudly with her. Twilight was confused as fuck. Rainbow Dash started laughing loudly, crumbs flying out of her mouth ended up going everywhere. Suddenly in the midst of all the clapping and cheering a pony in a 10 gallon hat came over and started firing his two revolvers into the ceiling shouting Yee-haw over and over. Twilight smirked.
"You are all geniuses!" She shouted before running out of the restaurant.
-15 minutes later inside of Celestia's castle-
"Princess!" Twilight yelled as she came running over to her throne. Celestia stood up and yelled back.
"Yo what da fuck you want Twilight?"
"I wanted to know if I could take the elements of harmony for my epic adventure!"
"Yo Twilight dawg how come you never visit no more hommie?" Celestia said back. She wasn't just going to hand them over when Twilight hasn't even come to see her in 15 months and 3 days.
"I've been busy, sorry Princess; I'll try to stop by more often." Twilight lied.
"Yo okay then ya purple fuck. So why you be up here again?"
"I need the elements of harmony for an epic adventure!" Twilight excitedly told her highness.
"Oh yeah sure sure anytang you want my sista." Celestia said back.
"Thank you Princess." Twilight said as Celestia led her back to the depths of the castle, where the elements were located.
-Minutes later-
"Hey, you never told me. How come your first name is Princess?" Twilight questioned Celestia.
"Yo I don't fuckin know ha. Maybe because my first name is Princess." Celestia told Twilight. "Here you go you small horned ass face." she said as she handed Twilight her precious elements. It was true, compared to the massive horn Celestia had due to her great consumption of grown pills, Twilight had a tiny horn.
"Hey guess what Celestia?" Twilight exclaimed out of the blue once the elements were handed over.
"Yo wut?" Celestia asked.
"ELEMENTS ON THE GROUND!" Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs as she smashed the elements into the tile. A giant colorful explosion blew the entire place to smithereens.
Twilight and Celestia laughed super hard.
Equestria itself discontinued its existence.
Best vacation ever.
Shit was so cash.
Spike’s Mediocre Deventure
*Note: It is not completely necessary to read Twilight's Adventure first, But it is recommended.
One day Spike was sitting enjoying a nap when suddenly Twilight called him downstairs for something.
“SPIKE! Get you gay green ass downstairs right now!" Spike really didn’t want to go downstairs to that horrific creature, but since a long time ago he was born into slavery he had to. He came running down the stairs at full speed and stopped in front of the purple colored horse who had called him.
"Yes master." He said, anxiously waiting for her to throw a chore for him to do.
“Stand right there for me.” Twilight commanded. Spike complied, but only because he wanted to, I mean he’s not some brainless robot who just does what she says. "Alright, get ready." Twilight continued, as she levitated her spell book into the air. Spike was about to ask what the hell she was doing when it came at his dick full force, it shattered his nuts and sent him flying into Twilight’s stupid bookshelf. When he impacted the shelf and landed on the floor he instantly got pelted with millions of books. It had knocked the air right out of him. He was about to stand up and yell at Twilight for being so mean when an extremely hot force started circulating his body, It was a magic spell he realized. The heat sent him back onto the ground where he laid helplessly. “See you in an hour Spike! I'm off to find something more productive to do then spend time with you!” Twilight called as she left the building.
-5 hours and 10 minutes later-
Spike had just woken up from his minor comma caused by the destruction magic Twilight had smashed him with when he started thinking out loud, “Hey, who does this pony think she is anyway?” He said while pacing back and forth, throwing hand gestures around, “I mean I work for her. She doesn’t have the right to abuse me like that!” Spike sat down and started thinking of menacingly evil ways to get back at Twilight. Maybe he could breathe fire on her, or a prank! His mind kept circling with thoughts when suddenly a very loud boom followed by a blinding light destroyed his world.
Fin
