Worse Stories For Worse People

Dear diary #169,

Ugh, im STUCK in EUQESTRIA, dude. my fukken poni ROOMmate named RAINBOW DASSH saies “I’m a pathetic piece of shit”, dude, like FRICK OFF, dont be mean

i was just hotboxing mi room and mi tendies were redy, and shi scremed at mi and cauled me a naughty word so i sodomised her wonderbolts doll, and she literally smaked mi nuts with a cricket bat

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im de onle humen in euqtesirua, so all the horses wnat t2 fuck my sexy hairless ape body ;) xcept rainB dash who is gay and likes lesbian hors

wqhut a fag god gays are shit praise jesus

so anYway i went out wif mi grrl friend named pink and shi had s3x with mi, wi held hnds nd kissed, now babby be made :) :)

thnks for listenin diary, today was a 69/100