The Biggest Meanie In The World

The day, like many in Ponyville, was bright and sunny. Not too hot, not too cold. And there was a young, handsome stallion known simply as Black making his way into Ponyville. You see, Black was enjoying his vacation in Ponyville to get away from it all for a month or two. He had a average job, and a nice little apartment back in Manehatten. So you're probably thinking to yourself: "Okay, he seems like a nice guy." Wrong.

The thing with Black was that he had a nasty temper, and liked to be by himself. So you could imagine his luck when a goofy, pink pony with huge puffy hair popped out of absolute nowhere and yelled in his ear: "HI!"

But our friend Black was not amused: "Who are you?"

"My name's Pinkie Pie! What's yours?"

"Wouldn't you like to know..." Black grumbled, as he then returned to where he was going.

"Oh come on Mr. Grumpypants! You gotta have a name!" Pinkie insisted, trotting along with Black.

He simply ignored her as he continued trotting along, not caring one little bit where he was going. But then Pinkie re-appeared in front of him with...shall I say, "Seductive" eyes.

"I'll make it worth your whileee." she cooed at him.

What Black said next shocked Pinkie: "Ma'am, you are very ugly."

"Great! Let me show you aro-, Huh?"

"Ugly. As in, I do not enjoy looking at your face, eyes, gluteus maximus, and anyone related to you."

Pinkie began to tear up: "Y-You mean...You DON'T want to be my friend?"

Black simply nodded his head slowly to indicate his response. Which then caused Pinkie to wail loudly as she bolted off in another direction, and in turn, put satisfaction on Black's face. He then remembered where he was going, and headed off to his vacation house.

Later That Night

"Man, I really needed this vacation." stated Black as he sat in the living room of his vacation house. His job was average wage, but tough and demanding. However he didn't really mind since they offered excellent vacation dates to it's employees. And he didn't really need much in life to be happy. Oh silly me. I forgot to tell you, Black is an avid construction worker. Avid as in, he takes a lot of pride in his work. As he was just getting ready to doze off to sleep, he heard a knock on the door. He grunted audibly, trotting to the door with annoyance. And what do you know? It's Pinkie Pie standing at the door, with a frantic look in her eyes.

"Oh please be my friend! Please, please please pleeeease be my friend!" she begged quite loudly.

For a quick moment, Black actually considered being Pinkie's friend. But then he considered, 'But what if i'm NOT her friend?..'

"No." he spoke simply, and then tried to close the door quickly.

But Pinkie wouldn't give up. She stuck her head into his house to continue the conversation: "Ah come on! I can't live with someone hating me!" she pleaded with puppy eyes.

"You have three seconds to get your head out of my house, or so help me Celestia I will knock you out cold."

"Just...be my friend, and I Pinkie promise I'll leave you alone."

However Black had enough of her shenanigans. He reared up his powerful right hoof and connected with Pinkie's jaw, sending her flying back with a surprised yelp.

"GET! OUT!" he roared with sickening hatred.

Pinkie was practically bawling as she shakily rose up and once again bolted home. As Black slammed his door shut with uncontrollable rage, he couldn't help but dread going out tomorrow and risking a chance to bump into that annoying pink mare.

The Following Day

Black had passed out in his living room after that encounter with Pinkie. He morally made himself sick with raw hate thinking about how to avoid her if he needed to go fetch some supplies in town.

"You know what? Forget it, I'll just go into town and get my stuff. Not like she has friends around town who everyone knows..." he spoke aloud to himself as he trotted out the front door.

Later, as he came close to the market place, he came across what looked like a bakery. He thought about going in when he noticed loud bawling noises from a window on a upper level of the bakery. (Since it was a tall building.) His gut instinct told him he better not go in, so he quickly trotted away from the store.

"Man, that did look like some good food though..." he grumbled to himself.

"Hey! You!" said a very angry voice from above him.

Black looked up with slight surprise as a female Pegasus landed in front of him. He noted her rainbow colored hair and tail, along with her cyan skin. She quickly trotted up to him and got in his face.

"Are you the one bullying my friend Pinkie?" she asked, wrath highlighting her face.

However, Black found it quite amusing that a pony with this kind of color was in front of him.

"And who are you supposed to be? A clown?" he chuckled.

"Don't play games with me. Tell me now, or I'll knock you all the way to Saddle Arabia and back!" she huffed, wings spread out in attack mode.

But none of this scared Black. Living on the streets of Manehatten as a kid toughened him up a lot, and this wasn't anywhere close to intimidating him.

"Answer me!" she yelled.

Black then did the unthinkable: He spit a huge hock-a-loogie right in her face. Which violently sent her off, causing her to charge at Black. But due to him being built like a bull, she simply bounced off of him as he puffed out his chest. And unfortunately, this gathered the attention of a crowd, as the Pegasus quickly got back up and charged at Black again. This time, Black reared up his trusty right hook and connected with the left side of her face, sending her crashing down into the ground unconscious. He then turned to the shocked crowd, and then challenged them:

"Alright! ANYONE else want to fight me?! Huh?! ANYONE?!" he screamed with anger, as the crowd nervously dissipated.

"That's what I thought..." he grumbled.