The Canterlot Streaker By DSK and thedarkitty
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The Canterlot Streaker By DSK and thedarkitty
Rarity streaks through Canterlot
The Canterlot Streaker
By: Darskonickiller and thedarkitty
Rarity was sitting at an outside table at the Grand Galloping Gala enjoying the quiet music, the cool night air, and the noticeable absence of Prince Blueblood. Even after all this time the unicorn was still sore over that unfortunate experience, and she took another drink of her champagne to try and drown her memories.
When Rarity lowered her glass, she scanned the area for any eligible bachelors, and her attention was caught by a lone stallion with dark blue fur, wearing one of the best suits Rarity had ever seen. Her mind went to formulate the best plan of introducing herself, but it proved unnecessary as the stallion began walking towards her.
Rarity’s heartbeat quickened with excitement, and she wondered if at long last she would finally find true love. “Good evening,” the stallion greeted, sitting in the chair opposite her. “I couldn’t help but think to myself, a mare as beautiful as you, should never be sitting alone.” Rarity’s cheeks flushed slightly, and she tried to hide it by taking another sip of champagne. “I’m Night Shade, by the way.”
Rarity was about to introduce herself, when Night Shade suddenly stared fearfully at something over her shoulder, before running off like Nightmare Moon herself was coming for his soul. “What in the world?” Rarity muttered as she glanced over her shoulder, and before she could even scream, the Smooze of Discord descended upon her.
Twilight Sparkle gave a sigh of relief that everything was going perfectly at this year’s Grand Galloping Gala. Her friends were mingling in well with the other attendees, and even Discord seemed to be behaving himself. Though Twilight still had some reservations about the pile of green ooze the Lord of Chaos had brought with him. But all in all, it looked like everything was going to be fine...
“OPEN THIS DOOR!” Rarity shrieked, effectively stopping Twilight’s thought in its tracks, as she pounded the locked door from the other side. The Alicorn hastily ran through the crowd wondering what horrible things could have happened to her friend, and she opened the door with her magic, revealing a green slime-covered Rarity looking quite distraught and traumatized.
“That creature took my jewels!” Rarity screamed, pointing an accusing finger at the Smooze just as it took the jewels off another unsuspecting pony.
Twilight rounded on Discord, glaring daggers down her muzzle with displeasure. “I thought I told you to keep your friend under control!”
“Oh please,” Discord muttered. “I have better things to do than watch that thing all night.” There was a moment of awkward silence, and Discord gave a nervous chuckle. “What I meant to say is, that thing is a dear dear friend, and I’ll make sure that the ooze it can’t help but secrete won’t get on anypony else.” With a flash of light, Discord disappeared, and reappeared next to the still distraught and slime covered unicorn.
With a snap of the Chaos Lord’s talons, a vacuum cleaner appeared, and Discord began sucking the slime from Rarity’s dress. Unfortunately for Rarity, she hadn’t designed her dress to resist a powerful slime sucking vacuum. She squealed in horrified embarrassment as her dress was lifted over her head, leaving her standing there wearing nothing more than her lacy panties and bra.
Rarity couldn’t believe what had just happened to her. She had just lost her one-of-a-kind designer dress to a slime sucking vacuum cleaner, and she was now standing in the middle of the Gala wearing nothing but her painfully less than concealing underwear. Rarity could do nothing but stand there frozen with mortification as she realized the crowd of Canterlot’s elite - as well as her friends - were all staring at her with complete shock.
“Oops, missed a spot,” Discord said, once again aiming the vacuum cleaner’s nozzle at her.
“DISCORD, NO!” Rarity screamed, as her hands flew to protect the only pieces of garments that preserved her modesty. But it was too late, and there was an ominous tearing sound as Rarity’s undergarments were torn free from her body. Her marehood and breasts were left completely exposed and on display for a ballroom filled with Canterlot’s most snobby, judgmental, and posh ponies – not to mention the stallion she had been with earlier, and the royal sisters.
The silence following the unicorn’s sudden (and extremely hot) exposure was deafening, and Rarity’s face burned so hot, she felt as if she would melt into the ground. Not that Rarity would mind if that happened, as nothing was worse than the humiliating scene she now found herself in.
“DISCORD!” Rarity yelled, placing an arm over her breasts, and covering her marehood with a hand in a rather vain attempt to conceal her nakedness from the large group of strangers staring at her. “I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK NOW!”
The unicorn’s whole face was a deep tomato-like crimson from the embarrassment of her situation. The sight was more than enough to cause Discord to give out an amused chuckle. “Alas, I’m afraid your clothes are now lost in the intricate waves of time and space…”
“THEY’RE RIGHT THERE IN THAT VACUUM CLEANER!”
A quick snap of taloned claws caused the vacuum cleaner to disappear. “Oops, I seem to have misplaced it.”
“DISCORD!” Rarity screamed, her sapphire eyes wild as she stood on the threshold of uncontrolled hysteria. “GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES, NOW!”
“Fine,” Discord huffed, once again clicking his talons. The most skimpiest and hottest lingerie Rarity had ever seen appeared, floating in the air in front of her. From her vantage point elsewhere in the room, Rainbow Dash’ wings flared open in a massive wingboner.
“GET ME OUT OF HERE!” Rarity screamed, not wanting to spend one more humiliation-filled second standing naked in the middle of the Grand Galloping Gala.
Once the bright flash from Discord’s teleporting spell cleared from her eyes, Rarity gave a sigh of relief once she noticed she was no longer standing naked in the middle of the Gala’s ballroom in front of Canterlot’s elite. But her sense of relief was short lived as she realized she was standing in the middle of Canterlot’s busiest, and most crowded shopping district. Still! Completely! Nude! And to make matters worse, her hands were no longer concealing her lady bits, and a few ponies – mostly stallions – paused to gaze at the naked, goddess-like beauty before them.
Rarity’s cheeks burned brighter, and she refused to believe her current situation was nothing more than a horribly vivid dream. Yes, this was nothing more than an alcohol, and sugar-induced nightmare, and all she had to do was wake herself up and everything would be completely fine.
Rarity yelped as she gave herself a hard pinch, and her eyes widened in horror as she realized this wasn’t really a nightmare, and she had actually been standing in the street for almost a minute with her breasts and marehood perfectly displayed to the world.
“STOP STARING AT ME!” Rarity screeched, using her arms and hands to cover her exposed privates, but when Rarity saw several stallions pulling their cameras out, the naked mare did the only thing she could think of. She ran.
But running stark-naked through Canterlot – one of the biggest and most crowded cities in Equestria – meant there was no escape from everypony’s shocked – and sometimes amazed– gazes. And Rarity wished that the ground would just open up and swallow her whole, or that she would fall through a trap door and be plunged into a room full of poisoned spikes. Anything would be better than the internal agony of humiliation she was feeling at this moment.
Rarity knew running naked through Canterlot wasn’t a very well thought out plan, but right now she was only thinking about getting away from the cameras being pointed at her. Even when Rarity was sure her nakedness was safe from being immortalized, she kept running. Because if she stopped, she was worried somepony might recognize her, then she would never live this down. And she would go from being one of the potentially most talented designers in Equestria, to being the Crazy Canterlot Streaker. And Rarity made a vow that such a travesty would never happen, no matter what.
As Rarity continued running whilst trying to find someplace she could get some clothes, she soon discovered running naked through Canterlot without the use of her arms was extremely difficult and degrading. At one point while she was making her way through a crowd, a stinging slap landed on her exposed posterior, and she couldn’t help but give a startled ‘eep’ at the unexpected blow. Rarity tried to locate the pervert who had slapped her, but they were lost to her in the crowd.
Cursing whatever cruel, and sadistic dark entity that had brought this misfortune upon her (Discord.) Rarity really wished she had a bra to keep her breasts from bouncing and jiggling around in a rather mortifyingly attractive way, and a pair of panties to cover the bright red slap-print on her left flank cheek that was as luminous as her blushing face.
After a few more minutes of searching, Rarity ran into the nearest boutique she could find, and stood panting in front of the counter, trying her best to ignore the stares her nakedness was receiving.
“Excuse me darling,” Rarity said to the mare behind the counter, who was busy reading a magazine, “but as you can see, I’m in desperate need of some attire. I was just wandering if...”
“Sorry chic,” the checkout mare said before Rarity could even finish asking her question. “Paying customers only, and you couldn’t afford a pair of socks, let alone any of these extremely expensive designer clothes. So why don’t you go find some nice little thrift shop or something?”
“But I do have money,” Rarity desperately and pointlessly insisted, “it’s just back at my hotel room, and as soon as I get back there I’ll be able to pay you.”
The checkout mare gave Rarity one of the best deadpan uncaring stares the unicorn had ever seen. “Listen, lady, didn’t you hear me the first time? Or do you want me to speak slower and use smaller words? Cash up front only.”
“Are you kidding me?” asked Rarity, completely dumbfounded and shocked at what she was hearing. “I’m completely naked, and you’re seriously not going to help me?”
“Nope,” the checkout mare uncaringly said, as she returned to obscuring her face behind her magazine. “Though you could always try begging the other customers for some bits.” The mare gave out a brief chuckle of amusement. “I wish you the best of luck with that.”
“But... But I designed and made that very dress right over there!” Rarity sputtered in outrage, gesturing with an angry flourish at a trailing violet dress with sapphire sequins that was perched upon a mannequin, silently mocking her.
“Yes, and then you sold it to us, and if you want it back, you’re going to have to buy it.”
Rarity managed to put a lid on her temper and tried to reason with the mare some more, but the insufferable bitch was adamant on not bothering to lift a finger in saving a lady’s modesty. Muttering obscenities under her breath unbecoming of a lady, Rarity ran out of the boutique, really wishing she had something more than her hands to conceal her nakedness with.
As Rarity exited the store, her face burned a brighter red with every wolf whistle and lewd comment the teenage colts of Canterlot threw her way. Rarity was desperate to be away from their inappropriateness, so she turned a corner which led down a different, thankfully less-crowded street, and was knocked to the street by a stallion passing in the opposite direction.
Rarity’s breath was knocked from her lungs as she fell to the ground, and her humiliation was doubled as everypony in a ten meter radius got a perfect and completely uncensored view of her marehood on full display from her prone position on the ground.
“STOP LOOKING!” Rarity screamed, clenching her legs together to conceal the most intimate part of her anatomy from everypony’s perverted gazes. Unfortunately for Rarity, who wasn’t thinking clearly due to the fog of humiliation clouding her mind, her yelling was only attracting more unwanted attention, and her face burned brighter as more ponies stopped walking to see what all the fuss was about.
“I’m very sorry,” the stallion Rarity had knocked into said, offering her his hand. “Here, allow me help to you.”
With a great deal of awkwardness, the stallion was able to help Rarity to her feet, and she hastily covered herself with her arms and hands, then stood against the wall to hide her posterior.
“Could I trouble you for your coat? I’d rather not be standing here naked for another second.”
“Could I be of further assistance,” the stallion asked, taking his jacket off and removing a camera followed by a wallet from his inside pocket. Rarity’s ears perked up as she realized she may have just met a real gentlecolt. She waited patiently for a few awkward moments while he searched through his other pockets.
“I’m currently staying at the Deravent Hotel, could you get me there?”
The stallion looked up in surprised shock. “That’s on the other side of Canterlot!”
Rarity’s ears fell back to their downcast position. “You must be joking!”
“I’m afraid not. Though you’ve got a bit of something on your face.”
“What! Where?” Before Rarity realized her mistake, she unwittingly exposed her breasts as she felt around the fur on her face for whatever it was the stallion saw. The stallion’s camera flashed brightly, and Rarity could only stand there in horror as she realized what had just happened.
“GET BACK HERE AND GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!” Rarity yelled, running like a mare possessed after the stallion. The stallion kept running, heedless of her words, but Rarity was determined that no matter what, she wasn’t going to let the stallion get away with the nude picture he had taken of her.
If that photo ever got out, Rarity knew she would be ruined, she’d never be able to show her face in Canterlot ever again and then there would be nothing she could do except beg Princess Celestia to send her to the moon where she would spend the next thousand shame-filled years curled up and crying in self pity.
Some ponies, especially mares with coltfriends, gave a disgusted huff as Rarity ran passed them in pursuit of the stallion, while others stopped and openly gawked at her naked body. None of that mattered to her, though. The only thing Rarity was currently able to think about was catching the stallion, getting the camera from him, and smashing it into thousands of tiny pieces, possibly against his face.
Rarity panted with exertion, and her legs screamed at her to stop running, but she was so close to catching the stallion, and the thought of somepony (a random stallion no less) having a picture of her naked body spurred her on to greater speeds.
Unfortunately there was only so much strength desperation could lend her, and she was soon doubled over, breathing uncontrollably and watching in helpless horror as the stallion ran off with the camera.
“Holy crap!” somepony yelled “There’s a naked mare over there.” The pony’s shout was accompanied by several bright camera flashes, and Rarity turned around to stare in horror at a tourist bus slowly making its way through Canterlot.
Blushing would have been no problem for the humiliated mare, but what Rarity did was turn redder than a cherry, and radiate heat like a hot pan, as dozens of tourists with cameras captured her naked body. With an ear splitting shriek, Rarity darted off.
But in her haste to get away from the tourist bus, Rarity failed to notice an uneven flagstone in the street until she stubbed her toe and fell forward, exposing her tushy to the cameras, which began to click and flash, capturing her ass (and humiliation) with extreme eagerness.
Rarity picked herself up and continued running, but to her horror the tourist bus followed after her and its occupants began cheering for her.
“You’re really sexy!” a random stallion called out to Rarity, who began blushing an even darker shade of red.
“Marry me!” a stallion yelled.
“This one’s for the guys back home, babe!”
Rarity’s cheeks burned with shame as she tried to block out the cat calls and vulgar words, but they were an endless verbal ocean of degradation and insults.
“Sexy ass! Shake it some more!”
“Twenty bits if you flash your tits!”
“Hey slut! Put some clothes on!”
“Stay sexy, babe!”
At this point, Rarity was ready to just curl up and die of embarrassment, and she was sure nothing could top being chased naked by a tourist bus full of ponies shamelessly taking her picture. The insults kept flowing and Rarity bit back several very rude and insulting remarks, and as she reached the end of the street, Rarity noticed the bus pulling into a bus stop.
Rarity mentally slapped herself as she realized she could have turned down a different street to get away from the bus full of perverts. Rarity decided on that course of action, but not before flipping them off. And after her rather impromptu, and not to mention inappropriate, debut at being a nude model, Rarity realized she didn’t recognize any of the streets she was on.
Panic – border-lining on uncontrolled hysteria – set into Rarity’s mind as she realized she was completely and hopelessly lost in the city of Canterlot. And as much as Rarity wanted to find her way back to the hotel, she didn’t want to spend another naked and humiliating minute running around Canterlot. So she was now desperate for any kind of covering to hide her nakedness, and the tablecloths from a nearby restaurant with outside seating arrangements were looking extremely tempting.
Moving fast, and trying not to draw too much attention to herself – not easy when you’re walking naked towards a restaurant with a strict dress code – Rarity walked up to the nearest of the tables, and cleared her throat to get the mare’s attention.
“Excuse me, but as you can see, I’ve been having a rather unlucky night, and I was just wondering if I can borrow your table cloth.” Without waiting for the mare’s response, Rarity levitated the half empty plates and wine glass off the table and proceeded to wrap the piece of material around her body. “Thank you ever so kindly for this darling...”
Far from Equestria, a deity in Tartarus woke from his slumber and noticed the naked mare’s predicament, and after plucking a few strings of fate with a clawed paw, he went back to sleep.
“Watch out!” the mare called out, just as a waiter tripped over something and instinctively reached out for the closest thing to steady himself with, which just happened to be Rarity. They stumbled backwards, and Rarity’s newly found attire got caught on a table edge, causing it to tear and come loose.
Once again, Rarity found herself naked in front of a wide eyed crowd of strangers, but this time she was laying on the ground with a stallion on top of her.
Rarity briefly wondered what kind of evil and sadistic deity was watching over her tonight.
Both Rarity’s and the stallion’s faces battled each other for the brightest and most embarrassed blushes, and the naked mare felt something pressing against her leg with increasing stiffness. Rarity’s eyes widened in horror, and the waiter gave a nervous chuckle, before Rarity screamed and shoved him off her body, getting to her feet as fast as possible.
“Rarity, what on earth are you doing here naked?” Hoity Toity asked, as he walked into the restaurant with Sapphire Shores beside him, shocked bewilderment etched on their faces.
Rarity was now convinced there was a god currently paying attention to mortal affairs, and it hated her guts. There was no way she was ever going to be taken seriously in the fashion world again, and once the photos of her nakedness got out, Rarity would become a huge laughing stock stock for decades to come.
Rarity could see it now. Fifty years from now, she would be eating mush in some nursing home, and Rainbow would be sitting next to her cackling about the time she had ran naked through Canterlot.
Rarity realized she had just been standing there staring in shocked horror at two of the biggest entrepreneurs of fashion, and the only thing her brain could think of to say was…
“Uhhhhh….”
“Rarity, are you having some kind of crisis?” Sapphire asked with a tone of concern. “I kept telling you, you’re working yourself too hard, and that one of these days you’re going to push yourself too far…”
“Oh no, I assure you it’s nothing like that. I was teleported naked from the Grand Galloping Gala by Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and…” Rarity drifted off as she realized how crazy her story was sounding. “Please don’t cancel my orders,” Rarity pleaded desperately. “You’re my two biggest patrons, and…”
“Oh don’t worry about it,” Hoity Toity interjected, removing his coat and offering it to the clothing-deprived mare. “Your designs are simply too marvelous for us to be worried about a simple thing like this.”
Rarity gave a huge sigh of relief, as she donned the coat, but her blush deepened as she noticed Hoity Toity’s eyes, drift over her body at the brief moment of exposure.
“Thank you ever so kindly for this,” Rarity said, choosing to ignore Hoity’s attention on the curves of her body. It was the least she could seeing as they didn’t cancel their contracts. “And I don’t suppose either of you could give me directions to the Deravent Hotel?”
“Quite simple,” Sapphire Shores said. “Turn left onto Trottingham Lane, follow it until you’re onto Baker Street, and then just keep going straight until you see the hotel.”
“Thank you again, darlings, I have no idea what I would have done without your help.”
Hoity Toity gave her hand a brief shake. “Not at all, anything for our favourite fashion designer.”
Rarity’s cheeks flushed at the praise, and she couldn’t help but feel a little giddy at the fact that Hoity Toity had admitted she was his favourite fashion designer. And for the first time since her naked ordeal had started, Rarity began to feel a tiny bit better about her situation – silver linings and all that – as she was no longer completely naked.
Now that Rarity had slowed things way down, she couldn’t help but shiver slightly in the sudden drop of temperature. The coat Hoity Toity had given her did help with keeping her top half warm but her legs were starting to become a little numb, and the coat did little to protect her marehood from the cold wind blowing through her legs.
“Celestia damn it,” Rarity muttered, tugging on the hem of her coat, in an ill fated attempt to further conceal her naughty bit.
“Sexy ass!” a teenage colt yelled as he rode past her on a skateboard, hitting her exposed posterior with a loud smack.
“HOW DARE YOU!” Rarity fumed, but before she could say or do anything else, a second teenage colt rode past on a skateboard and he pulled Rarity’s new found attire from her body, leaving her once again completely naked in the middle of Canterlot.
Rarity stood there frozen with shock, not believing what just happened to her, and her humiliation grew even further when the two teenagers pulled out their cameras and took several photos of her naked body, before riding off on their skateboards and leaving her to stew in her fury.
It took a few minutes, but once the perverts of Canterlot noticed the naked mare in their midst, the wolf whistles and lewd comments started yet again, and Rarity’s blush returned tenfold, as she ran for her hotel. Rarity swore to herself if she ever got her hands on any of the ponies, (or chaos lords) that had done this to her, she would slap them so hard they wouldn’t be able to feel their faces for a week.
Rarity finally found Baker Street, but her relief was overtaken by dread as she saw how packed the street was. Ponies were everywhere, and as Rarity began running down the street she felt everpony’s eyes on her. More cameras flashed, and once again her nakedness was captured by random ponies, to be enjoyed later on in the privacy of their own homes.
Rarity’s cheeks got warmer as the thought of random ponies getting off to her naked picture bounced around her head, and she made a mental note to ask Twilight for a disguisement spell the next time she came back to Canterlot.
Several long and humiliating minutes later, Rarity spotted the tall multistory building of the Deravant hotel above the rest of the buildings, and she pushed herself to greater speeds, anxious to get her privacy back as soon as possible.
“Jul, STOP! BAD DOG!”
The pony’s shouting caught the attention of many other ponies, but Rarity was too focused on getting back to the hotel that she paid the shouts no mind. That was until one of the largest dogs she had ever seen ran past her, clipping her left leg, and causing her to once more fall to the ground.
The dog noticed the fallen pony, and a few seconds later he bounded up to her and began furiously licking her face. Rarity squealed in horror at the sloppy and extremely wet licks of the dog’s tongue, trying to get up. But the dog sat on her midsection, pinning her to the ground.
He wasn’t going to let her go until he had given her all the affectionate and love-filled licks his tongue could provide.
“JULES, BAD DOG!”
Rarity felt a moment of relief at the dog owner’s appearance, but the feeling was turned to horror as she realized her legs were still open, exposing her crotch. She couldn’t close them as the dog had unwittingly trapped both of her legs, leaving her completely at the mercy of everypony’s gaze, not to mention their cameras.
“What a sexy view!” a stallion called out to her.
Rarity couldn’t believe what was happening to her, and to her humiliation the stallion called out to one of his friends, “Hey dude, come checkout this view!” Much to the unicorn’s horror, another stallion ran up to her, and with a careful aim took a closeup shot of her exposed marehood, before running off.
Rarity struggled harder with the dog but it was a useless fight, and Rarity’s embarrassment grew as more ponies noticed and took advantage of her situation.
“Hey, nice plot!”
Rarity recognized the voice of the dog’s owner, and she couldn’t believe he was just standing watching her there while his brute of a pet licked her to death.
“GET THIS THING OFF ME NOW!”
To Rarity’s relief the owner pulled the dog off of her. She hastily covered herself up, much to the disappointment of her fans, and took off running again. A chorus of groans and ‘awws’ followed in her wake.
By the time Rarity was able to get herself back to the hotel, she was panting and sweating with exhaustion, and her face was still covered in wet dog drool. But now she had a different, much bigger problem. Getting a keycard to her room from the front desk, and taking the elevator to the twelfth floor, all while not wearing a single stitch of clothing.
Rarity took a deep breath, and made sure her marehood and breasts were covered as best as she could with her hands before walking into the hotel.
As soon as Rarity walked through the hotel doors and into the crowded lobby, there was a noticeable drop in conversations and noise as the naked mare made her way over to the front desk.
“Damn she’s hot,” a stallion whispered.
“I’d definitely do her,” another stallion whispered back.
Rarity gritted her teeth and tried her best to ignore the increasing and perverted whispers about how hot she was, and stopped in front of the front desk.
The stallion working at the hotel’s front desk stared in wide eyed amazement at Rarity, causing the heat in her cheeks to intensify and her temper to flare.
“Hey, focus!” Rarity snapped, “My eyes are up here.”
“S-sorry, what can I do you for?” The stallion’s eyes widened in shocked horror at what he had just said, and he immediately began to correct himself. “UH!...I-I mean, what can I do for you?”
“I need a keycard for my room, please. I’m on the twelfth floor, room seventy three.”
The stallion searched slowly through the draws, and Rarity shifted uncomfortably as she felt everypony staring at her. Or to be more specific, they were staring at the sexy little thing she called her ass.
“Could you hurry up please?!” The stallion flinched at her angry tone of voice, and hastily held out a keycard to her. “I said room seventy-three, not sixty-three.”
The stallion quickly rectified his mistake, and held out a different card to her, and after making sure it was the correct number, Rarity walked to the elevator.
After waiting an embarrassing few minutes for the elevator to arrive, Rarity felt her face burn even brighter as the doors slid open, revealing how full it was. The ponies in the elevator stared at her, and Rarity felt even more self conscious and awkward.
“Stop staring at me!” Rarity snapped, stepping onto the elevator. The ponies blushed and averted their gazes, and Rarity pressed the button for her floor. Unfortunately for Rarity, every single button between her floor and the lobby was lit, and ever stop the elevator made was internal, burning agony for the naked mare.
The elevator stopped once more to pick up a stallion, and as he got stepped on to the elevator he openly stared down at Rarity’s hand covered marehood, and gave the unicorn a wink.
As the elevator continued its ascent to her floor, Rarity found herself wishing she had a much bushier tail like Pinkie Pie, because she could feel the stallion’s eyes staring at her exposed ass.
The elevator opened up onto her floor, and as Rarity walked out the stallion gave her ass a hard pinch, causing her to squeal and turn around angrily to slap the stallion, but the doors closed before she got the chance.
Rarity spotted the door marked seventy-three, and for the first time that night she smiled as her salvation was only a few meters away. Rarity began running again, and she barely had time to register the ‘caution wet floor’ signs, before her foot slipped and for the fourth time tonight she found herself on her back, completely exposed.
Just as Rarity was thankful there was nopony around to see her, a door in front of her opened, and a stallion and his marefriend came to a complete stop when they saw the naked mare on the ground.
There was a moment of awkward silence as Rarity tried to think of something that would explain her current situation, but nothing came to mind. And the stallion’s pants were starting to get a noticeable bulge as he ran his gaze over Rarity’s exposed breasts, all the way down to her marehood.
Rarity’s hand flew down past her waist to cover herself, and she used her free hand to help her stand up and open the door to her room. Rarity gave a sigh of relief at finally being back in her hotel room, and when she opened her wardrobe, she nearly cried at the sight of all those clothes.
Rarity made a vow then and there to never take clothes for granted again, and just as she was about to get dressed, the bright flash of Discord’s teleporting spell blinded her once more, and the Lord of Chaos appeared in front of her.
“DISCORD!” Rarity yelled. “YOU ARE SO DEAD!”
“Yes, yes,” Discord said, lazily waving aside her threat. “But before you kill me, Princess Twilight Sparkle has asked me to bring you back.”
“Discord! Wait! NNNOOOOO!”
Rarity felt weightless in Discord’s teleporting spell, and when her vision cleared from the bright flash, she noticed she was in some sort of dark room still just as naked as before. And before her eyes could adjust to the gloominess, there was a round of applause and curtains suddenly opened in front of her, revealing the entire ballroom of the Grand Galloping Galla filled with ponies.
There was a moment of completely awkward silence as the stage lights were all directed onto Rarity’s naked body, before being broken by a bunch of ponies cheering, laughing, and wolf whistling at her.
“SING SOMETHING!” a pony in the band yelled throwing her a microphone.
Rarity could only stand there soaking in the cruel laughter, of everypony staring at her naked body put on display by stage lights, and her mortification was doubled when she noticed the flash of cameras in the crowd. Rarity felt tears forming in her eyes at the humiliation she was suffering from, and she scanned the crowd, searching for the five ponies she could count on to get her out of this mess.
Sure enough, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack were all fighting to push their way through the thick crowd, but it was a losing battle for them. But that was before Twilight’s horn glowed and in a flash of violet light the five ponies disappeared and reappeared in a concealing circle around the naked mare.
“Hey Rares,” Rainbow greeted with a cocky smirk, “I can see you’re having fun.”
“FUN!” Rarity screamed. “YOU THINK IT’S FUN BEING TELEPORTED NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF CANTERLOT AND HAVING TO RUN AROUND TOWN ALL NIGHT HAVING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN!...”
“Hey calm down, Rares!” Rainbow implored. “I was just having some fun with you.”
“JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
Twilight’s horn glowed and with a flash of violet light the six of them were teleported back to their hotel room.
“Come on, Rarity!” Applejack yelled, pounding on the unicorn’s door. “If we don’t leave now, we’re going to miss the train.”
“Just leave without me! There’s no way I’m ever showing my face in Canterlot again!”
Applejack sighed and and knocked on the door once more. “Will ya stop bein’ so dramatic…”
“DRAMATIC! I WAS RUNNING THROUGH CANTERLOT COMPLETELY NAKED!”
Applejack’s ears were ringing at the unexpected shouting, and Rainbow came up and knocked on the door. “Rarity, you can’t stay in there forever!”
“Just watch me!”
Rainbow snarled and pounded harder on the door. “If you don’t come out right now…”
“Rainbow! Applejack! That’s enough!” Twilight said, levitating them both away from the distraught unicorn’s door, before knocking on it herself.
“Rarity, I’m coming in!” Before Rarity could object, Twilight used her magic to open the door and walk in. “How are you feeling?” Twilight asked, sitting next to Rarity on the bed.
“Humiliated! Violated! Embarrassed!”
“Well I can understand if you want to stay here for a few more days, but the rest of us have responsibilities back in Ponyville, as do you.”
Rarity was silent for a moment before sighing in defeat. “Fine, I’ll come. But only if you somehow make me invisible.”
“That’d probably be more trouble than it’s worth, but I can make you look like somepony else.”
Fifteen minutes later, the six of them were waiting for the Ponyville train to arrive, when Rainbow came up to them holding several magazines.
“Guys! you gotta see this!” Rainbow said, opening one of the magazines. Rarity’s cheeks flared to life as she realized it was a magazine meant for adult and perverted stallions, and the centerfold for the magazine was a large poster of just her breasts.
“Rainbow Dash!” Twilight hissed using her magic to pull the magazines from the pegasus’ grasp. “You don’t go around public showing something like that to us. What if somepony else saw?”
Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Please, it’s not like there’s anypony around to see it. We’re the only ones going to Ponyville.” Rainbow quickly snatched the magazines back and shoved them into her bags.
“And what, pray tell, are you going to do with those?” Rarity asked.
“Well obviously I’m going to use’em to get off with, when I get back home.”
“Rainbow Dash!” Rarity said, clearly appalled.
Rainbow shrugged. “What? your tits are totally hot. You should be flattered.”
Rarity was about to say something, when a flash of light alerted them to Discord’s presence. “What is he doing here?!” Rarity almost screamed.
Fluttershy stood and began poking the Chaos Lord towards Rarity. “Discord is here to apologize for the cruel and tasteless prank he pulled on you.”
Rarity remained silent, but watched Discord with an expectant look on her face.
“I’m…” Discord looked anywhere but the unicorn, and began sweating profusely. “I’m...sorry. thereisaidithappynow?”
“Sorry for what?” Rarity asked, walking up to Discord. Discord muttered something, and Rarity perked an ear. “I’m sorry, darling, I couldn’t quite hear you.”
“I’m sorry for taking your clothes at the Gala and teleporting you naked into Canter…”
SLAP!!
Discord’s head spun on his shoulders from the unicorn’s blow, and Rarity gave a satisfied smirk. “Fuck you, Discord! Apology NOT accepted! I never want to speak to you again!”
“That can be arranged,” Discord said, snapping his talons and causing Twilight’s disguising spell on Rarity to disappear, before disappearing himself.
“Hey, I know you,” a random pony said, staring at Rarity and back to his newspaper. “YOU’RE THE CANTERLOT STREAKER!”
Strip Poker By DSK and thedarkitty
Applejack streaks through Ponyville
The Streaker Series part 2
AppleJack
To say the atmosphere in Twilight Sparkle’s castle throne room was awkward and somewhat humiliating would have been an extreme understatement for Applejack and Rainbow Dash, who were sitting around the table in varying degrees of nudity as they played strip poker.
The rest of their friends had been called out on Friendship Map business, and the two ponies were keeping themselves from getting bored by playing the extremely hot card game. Rainbow once again ran her gaze over Applejack’s body, and Applejack shifted uncomfortably as she tried not to think of what was going through her friend’s perverted mind. The half-erect wings struggling to rise fully were a constant reminder to Applejack that she was being mind raped by Rainbow Dash.
Why did I even agree to play this game? Applejack asked herself. Because Rainbow went and pushed that competitive button of mine.
“Well AJ, you ready to give up? You’ve practically lost already. I only need to win one more hand, and you’ve got to lose your bra and panties,” Rainbow Dash said, smiling confidently at Applejack, who gave the cyan pegasus an annoyed glare.
“Ah’m really hating you right now,” Applejack muttered, sinking further down in her chair to try and better conceal her near naked body from her friend’s wandering eyes, and sexually fanciful mind. “Will ya stop staring at me like that?”
“What?” Rainbow asked innocently. “It’s not my fault you’re so freaking hot! Seriously AJ, how do you not have a partner with a body like that?”
“Just uh... stop staring at me, okay?”
“Only if you admit defeat, and I’m the best!”
The earth pony raised a skeptical eyebrow at Dash’s comment. “Is that so? If you’re so confident you’ll win, how ‘bout we up the stakes?”
Rainbow narrowed her eyes. “What did you have mind?”
Applejack smiled evilly, and Rainbow felt a nervous flutter in her stomach. “If Ah lose, Ah have to walk back to the farm completely naked. But if you lose, ya have ta do tomorrow’s weather duties completely naked.”
Rainbow gave a nervous chuckle and looked back down at the cards. She had a pretty good hand, but for Applejack to want to raise the stakes like that meant the Earth pony had a pretty good hand as well. The only question was who’s hand was better.
“Well, sugarcube?”
Rainbow covered up her nervousness with a cocky smile, and leaned back in her chair with her hands behind her head. “How ‘bout we go one better? Not only does the loser have to do what you said, they have to give the winner oral sex.”
Rainbow’s only regret at this moment was that she didn’t have a camera to capture the perfect expression of shocked horror on Applejack’s face, and the deep blush that reddened the orange pony’s freckled cheeks.
“Y-ya can’t be serious.”
Rainbow’s smile only grew wider at her friend’s awkward discomfort. “Deadly serious, AJ!”
Applejack gave Dash an angry glare and shook her head. “There’s no way Ah’m agreeing ta that, Rainbow!”
Rainbow rolled her eyes and sighed dejectedly. “You’re no fun...”
“Oh Ah’m plenty of fun, RD. Ah’m just not going to be used to get ya off.”
“Fine, whatever. How about instead of just walking home, the loser has to do some shopping as well?”
Applejack shrugged and held out her hand. “Deal!”
Rainbow shook AJ’s hand, and the earth pony gave the pegasus a wicked grin. “Ya better start brushing up on your shopping skills, Dashie, because Ah got a full house.” Applejack slammed her cards down on the table, revealing three eights, and two jacks.
Rainbow’s mouth dropped open, and she stared in shock at the cards on the table. “I don’t believe it,” Rainbow muttered in complete disbelief.
Applejack folded her arms looking quite smug. “Well ya better believe…”
“BAM! IN YOUR FACE!” Rainbow shouted, slamming three nines and the remaining two jacks onto the table. “What I meant to say is, I don’t believe I came so close to losing.”
This time it was Applejack who stared in complete shock at the cards on the table. “B-but...w-wha….huh?” Applejack couldn’t believe what her eyes were seeing, and what it meant for her near, and very humiliating future.
Rainbow gave the shocked apple farmer her own grin of smug satisfaction and leaned back in the chair. “Looks like I’m the one who’s keeping their bra and panties after all. Speaking of which, you gotta lose yours before you leave the castle.”
Applejack’s jaw dropped even further, and she switched her stare of complete disbelief to Rainbow. “Ya’re actually going to make me go through with this?!”
“Pfft! Hell yeah. A bet’s a bet AJ, and you lost. Bigtime!”
“Fine,” Applejack said, accepting her embarrassing fate. She blushed brightly, and as she stood up and removed her bra, Rainbow’s wings finally shot up with a loud POMF, causing the earth pony’s cheeks to glow even redder at the fact she had given her friend a wing-boner.
“Really Rainbow? Can’t ya put a plug in your dirty mind?” Applejack asked, switching her glare to her friend’s obvious sign of arousal.
Rainbow laughed nervously and looked away to conceal her own embarrassment, but her eyes kept flicking towards AJ’s sexy body, and the farmer could have sworn she saw drool drip from the corner of her friend’s mouth.
“You still gotta lose the panties, AJ,” Rainbow said, nodding to the only thing that was concealing the most intimate and sexy part of her anatomy.
“Awww... Come on Dash, isn’t runnin’ around without mah bra embarrassin’ enough?”
Rainbow crossed her arms and shook her head. “Sorry Jackie, but the bet was completely naked. Besides, if it was me that had lost, you would have insisted I did it completely naked as well. Wouldn’t you?”
“Uhh...”
“Lose the panties.”
Applejack hesitated a moment before she slowly started to slide her panties off, and as they slid lower and lower, Rainbow’s wings become stiffer and stiffer. And she felt completely awkward at the fact she was exposing her marehood to one her best friends, who was probably fantasize about doing some very inappropriate things with her. Her panties hit the ground, and Applejack had to use her hands to try and conceal her marehood and breasts from her friend’s dirty mind.
“Ummm... AJ? You sure you wouldn’t reconsider our previous bet?”
Applejack’s face burned brightly as the mental image of her giving Rainbow oral swam around her mind, and she couldn’t believe that Rainbow was propositioning her for sex, and in the throne room no less! “NO!” Applejack yelled, kicking her panties at Rainbow’s face.
With her superior reflexes, the pegasus caught them mid-air and she twirled them around her finger. “Funny you should say that, you’re mostly the one in my wildest dreams.”
Applejack chose to ignore that comment, and she nodded towards her panties still being twirled around Rainbow’s finger. “And what in tarnation do ya think you’re doin’ with mah underwear?”
“I need something to remember the most embarrassing day of your life with.” Rainbow said, tucking the skimpy material into the waistband of her jeans, which she had put on while AJ had gotten undressed.
Applejack’s blush deepened at Rainbow having such an intimate piece of her attire. “I want those back once this is over!”
Rainbow just smirked. “Not likely. Now stay here while I get some bits for your nude shopping spree.” With an amused smirk on her cyan face, Rainbow left her friend to brew in the embarrassment of her future, and returned a few short minutes later with a jingling bag of bits. But she hesitated a moment before she handed the money over. “AJ... You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”
“Not a chance!” she said, violently snatching the bag of money from Rainbow’s grasp. “Ah lost this bet, and now Ah have ta pay the debt! It’s the honest thing ta do!” Applejack couldn't believe what she had just, instead of taking Rainbow’s out, she had condemned herself to the worst form of public humiliation. But the new light of respect AJ could see in her magenta gaze made her feel a bit better.
“Well if you’re sure, AJ,” Rainbow said, gesturing to the door that led downstairs.
Before Applejack left, she eyed her friend suspiciously. “No pictures, RD!”
“Awwww... man!” Rainbow groaned, pulling a camera out of her jacket pocket and putting it on the table. “You’re no fun, AJ!”
“Sorry sugarcube, but Ah’m not gonna let you get off with mah picture, like you do with Rarity’s.”
Rainbow gave Applejack’s toned body another appreciative glance, and the earth pony’s blush became even more pronounced as she imagined the dirty thoughts running through the pegasus’ mind. “Well I’ll definitely be saving this memory for when I’m in the shower later on tonight.”
“Rainbow Dash! This is embarrassing enough as it is. So ah don’t need ya telling me those types of things!”
Rainbow’s grin grew even wider, and she opened the door that lead down the stairs. “Well you better get used to ponies getting themselves off while thinking of your naked body, because you’re about to make a whole lot of’em very happy.”
“Ah hate ya so much!” Applejack muttered darkly as she walked past Rainbow and through the door.
With each step she took downwards, her heart rate increased with each beat as she came closer and closer to a whole world of embarrassment and humiliation. “Stupid brain!” Applejack muttered, hitting her head for coming up with such a stupid bet.
Her footsteps echoed dully in the vast empty foyer, and her mouth was suddenly very dry as she reached for the door handles. In just a few seconds she'd be putting her naked body on display for Ponyville, and even though nopony could see her yet, she couldn’t help but feel the humiliation of walking around naked in public.
As Applejack stepped out through the castle’s doors, the warmth of the sunshine felt nice on her body, and if it weren’t for the unfortunate and embarrassing circumstances she now found herself in, she would have taken some time to enjoy herself. But as she began the walk back to Ponyville proper, enjoyment was the furthest emotion from her mind, while the mortifying humiliating of being stared at by her Ponyville friends while naked were the only things she felt at the moment.
All too soon, Applejack found herself standing on the outskirts of Ponyville, and as the citizens of Ponyville openly stared at her in both confusion and fascination, she wanted nothing more than to burst into a run all the way back to the farm and hide herself away from the gazes her nakedness was attracting. But she had lost a bet, and now she had to pay the price, no matter how humiliating it was for her, so she forced herself to keep walking and not look anypony in the eye.
“Is that Applejack...naked?”
“Holy crap it is!”
“Do you think she’s gone crazy?”
“Who cares!”
Applejack tried her best to ignore the comments her obvious lack of attire was attracting, but her face kept burning redder still, and she wished she at least had her hat to pull over her face and hide her humiliation.
A shadow from above fell over her, and Applejack looked up to see two pegasus ponies she recognized as Thunderlane and Cloudchaser, land in front and behind her, and they both flared their wings to block Applejack’s body from everypony’s gaze.
“Well this is awkward,” Thunderlane muttered, looking away from Applejack’s bare ass.
Cloudchaser reached over and hit her work companion over his head and gave him a stern glare. “You do realize by mentioning the awkwardness of the situation, you just make the situation even more awkward?”
“What are you two doing?!” Applejack asked, feeling completely mortified and humiliated at the fact her exposed bare ass was being stared by one of the hottest stallions in Ponyville, who was probably going to save that image for the next time he was alone in the privacy of his home.
“We were going to ask you the same thing, AJ!” Cloudchaser said, giving her a confused yet concerned gaze. “Did a branch fall on your head while you were apple bucking?”
“No, a branch did not fall on my head, Ah lost a bet to Rainbow Dash, so now Ah have ta walk through Ponyville naked.”
Thunderlane snickered, and Cloudchaser hit him over the head once more. “You’re seriously saying Rainbow is making you walk through Ponyville like this?”
“Rainbow’s not making me do anything!” Applejack objected. “Ah lost a bet, and now Ah have to pay the wager. Besides, it was mah idea in the first place that the loser had ta walk through Ponyville naked...” Cloudchaser blinked at the naked mare like she couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “...Ah really thought Ah was goin’ to win.”
“Well, do you want us to go?...?” asked Cloudchaser
“Ya’ll are gonna have ta.”
“If you’re sure...”
“Yes! Ah’m sure!”
After a moment’s hesitation, Cloudchaser nodded to Thunderlane and they both flew off, leaving Applejack standing in the middle of Ponyville with her marehood and breasts completely exposed for all to see.
“Applejack, you’re sexy!” somepony called out from the crowd she was attracting.
“YEEAAHH!!” Bulk Biceps agreed.
Applejack blushed brightly and covered herself as best she could with her hands, and she wanted nothing more than to hide in the seclusion and privacy of her bedroom away from the gazes of her Ponyville friends. Quite a few times the ponies of Ponyville ran up to her offering her some form of improvised covering, and asking if she had gone mad, but that was the only consolation she got from her humiliating situation. And It didn’t take long for word of Applejack’s impromptu streak - and constant refusal of help - to pass around Ponyville, so ponies, mostly stallions, decided to stick around and enjoy the show she was putting on for them.
Applejack needed to escape the gazes the eyes of her Ponyville friends, so she ducked into Quills and Sofas and gave a sigh of relief at the near emptiness of the store.
“Applejack?... What on earth are you doing here naked?
Applejack gulped, and looked away from the old stallion’s shocked but interested gaze, and realized this was going to be a very long day and awkward day for her. “Ah lost a bet ta Rainbow Dash, so now Ah have ta walk around Ponyville naked, and buy some things from several different shops.”
The store clerk chuckled, and placed a catalogue on the counter. “I remember back in the olds days when we’d do young and stupid things...”
“That’s real nice,” Applejack said, interrupting the old pony’s tale. “And as much as Ah’d love ta hear ya talk ‘bout the old days, Ah’m a mighty bit busy at the moment.”
The store clerk chuckled once more, and gestured around the store. “Well take a look and decide what you want.”
Applejack took a quick look around the store, trying her best not to expose more of her nude form by moving around too much and nodded to a quill on a nearby shelf. “Ah’ll take that one.”
“That’s four bits, please.”
“Uh.... Would ya mind getting it for me, please? As ya can see, mah hands are a little busy.” The store clerk’s smile only grew wider, and Applejack’s blush deepened as she realized she was going to have to get it herself. She moved quickly to grab the quill, and hastily counted out the required bits so she could cover her breasts as quickly as as possible. But she could tell from the store clerk’s ever widening smile that she was flashing a more than satisfactory amount of her of her breasts to him. “You old pervert,” Applejack muttered to herself.
“I may be old, but I ain't deaf! Besides, this’ll be the only chance I ever get to appreciate a young mare’s beauty before my old ticker gives up.”
Applejack didn’t want him appreciating her young mare’s beauty longer than was necessary, so she tucked the quill behind her ear and walked out of the shop, constantly aware of the old geezer’s gaze watching her ass. Unfortunately, the crowd outside the shop that had gathered to witness AJ’s naked shopping marathon, had grown even larger and the clothing deprived mare swallowed nervously as she realized she had to pass through them to get to her next destination.
“Hey AJ!” Rainbow Dash called from above, before landing in front of the naked mare. “I seriously didn't think you'd actually go through with our bet. I thought for sure I’d find you back at the farm hiding in your bedroom.”
Applejack huffed angrily. “Of course Ah’d go through with our bet! Ah represented the Element of Honesty for a good reason, Rainbow Dash!”
“Well you better start moving that sexy little flank of yours, all the stores are about to close,” said Rainbow before laying a hard smack on the earth pony’s bare ass.
“WHAT IN TARNATION?!” Applejack hollered in surprise at the unexpected blow to her behind, before rounding angrily on her friend. “WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT FOR, RD?!”
Rainbow smirked and flared her wings. “I just couldn’t resist, AJ! You have a very smackable ass!”
Applejack’s mouth hung open in disbelief at having her ass being called ‘smackable’ by her friend in front of everypony, and she went to grab Rainbow Dash, but the pegasus shot off into the air, leaving Applejack standing there with a bright red hand print branded on her right flank cheek. So she then switched her glare to the crowd of ponies staring at her. “Don’t ya have anythin’ better ta do than watch me all day?”
To Applejack’s continued annoyance and embarrassment at being stared at while naked, none of the ponies moved or stopped staring, so she covered her marehood and breasts with her hands once more, and stomped off to look for the next shop to visit. Unfortunately with it being the weekend, almost all the shops were closed, so Applejack began walking to the shop that was almost always open:. Sugar Cube Corner.
Sweet Celestia, I hope they’ve put the twins down for a nap. Applejack thought as she walked into the Cakes’ sweet shop. Immediately all the customer’s conversations died down at the naked mare’s appearance, and she hung her head in shameful embarrassment as everypony stared at her.
With all the ponies staring at her, she felt like a display in a museum that was completely at the mercy of everypony’s stares, and she couldn’t do a single thing to conceal herself properly from their gazes. It was very humiliating, and Applejack couldn’t help but think of what Rainbow had said about ponies getting themselves off while thinking of her naked body. Her blush deepened, and she wished now more than ever that the gates of Tartarus would burst open and distract everypony from her naked body as its evils burned unchecked through Equestria.
Unfortunately for her, Ponyville remained completely monster and disaster free, so Applejack had to endure the embarrassment of being laughed and constantly staring at, as she walked up to the counter which was unluckily being operated by Mister Cake. Besides the constant humiliation she was feeling from walking around with nothing more than her hands to cover her nakedness, Applejack felt a tinge of pity for the married stallion, who was having a hard time keeping his gaze from wandering over her body.
“Uh... Applejack, you do realize you’re not wearing any clothes right?” asked Mister Cake .
Applejack resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and say something sarcastic about the fact that only an idiot would know be unaware they were walking around naked. Instead, she nodded to a tray of freshly baked cupcakes. “Ah’ll just have one of those, please?”
As Mister Cake turned away to collect her order, Applejack automatically placed a few bits on the counter to pay for the cupcake, which exposed her breasts just as Mister Cake turned back around. Applejack gave a loud “eep” as she realized what she had just done, and she hastily covered her breasts from everypony’s sight.
Unfortunately the damage had already been done and Applejack wanted nothing more than to run back to her farm and barricade herself away from everypony’s shocked, and sometimes perverted, stares. She was just glad Rainbow wasn’t here to witness her mortification at having unwittingly exposed her breasts to a shop full of ponies. Applejack was going to have a hard enough time living this down without the annoying jibes and constant reminders Rainbow was sure to toss her way for the rest of her life.
“Uh... What did you want me to do with this cupcake?” Mister Cake asked.
Applejack’s mind began working over time to think of a way to accept the cupcake without once again exposing her breasts to everypony in the shop, and after a few moments of trying to work through her embarrassment, she came up with an idea.
“Would ya mind just puttin’ it in mah mouth? Mah hands are a little occupied, as you can see.”
“Uh...”
“Just shove the whole thing in,.” Applejack instructed, opening her mouth wide.
“Hey AJ! Think I could stuff something in!” one of the stallions yelled, earning more laughs, and causing Applejack’s embarrassment to only increase.
“Wouldn’t be a very big mouthful,” another stallion yelled. Applejack blushed even brighter, and threw an angry glare at the offending stallion, before turning her attention back to Mr. Cake. “Ya know what? Just forget it! I already bought the damn thing, so just give it ta somepony else.”
Without even waiting for his reply, she stomped towards the door of the store, all the while gritting her teeth at all the ponies staring after her even when she passed by them. She just wished there was some way she could cover her bare ass without exposing her other naughty bits. That was the worst thing about this entire experience and it was made even worse by the fact she still had Rainbow’s hand print branded on her right flank cheek, still as red as her face was.
Could this day get any...
As Applejack exited the store in hurried haste, she didn’t notice the three young fillies on their way into Sugar Cube Corner until she tripped over them, and they all landed in the middle of the street in an untidy heap.
Sweetie Belle groaned and rubbed her head, but when she saw the exposed crotch of Applejack in front of her, she gave a loud ‘eep’ and covered Scootaloo’s eyes before closing hers tightly, so they couldn’t see the extremely exposed lady bits of the naked mare lying on the ground before them. Meanwhile,And Applebloom’s mouth dropped open in disbelieving shock, when she noticed the mare was none other than her big sister.
Applejack’s eyes slowly drifted open, and the first thing she noticed was that her marehood and breasts were no longer covered by her hands, and the second thing she noticed was the crowd of stallions gathering around her.
Crap! Applejack thought as she stood, and hastily covered her marehood and breasts. They all just saw absolutely everything! I’m never going to be able to look at them the same way again.
“AJ! sure you don’t want my coat?” a stallion asked, offering the naked mare the said piece of clothing.
“NO! Ah already made it perfectly clear to ya’ll that I can’t accept any help! Now leave me alone!” Before anypony could say anything else, Applejack turned her attention on the Cutie Mark Crusaders. “And Just why aren't you three in class?!”
“Get off me, Sweetie Belle!” Scootaloo said, pulling the unicorn’s hands from her face, and pushing her away, before giving AJ her best Rainbow Dash deadpan stare. “It’s Saturday...”
“What are ya doin’ walkin’ around Ponyville naked?!” Applebloom interjected. “Ya didn’t drink too much cider, did ya?”
“Uh...” The naked earth pony shifted uncomfortably as her younger sister gazed expectantly at her for an answer. “Ah, kinda... lost a bet to Rainbow Dash.”
Scootaloo snickered, and Sweetie Belle hit the young pegasus lightly over the head. “It’s not funny, Scootaloo! Rarity was crying for days when she got home after the Gala!” Scootaloo poker her tongue out at her friend, and Applejack groaned inwardly as she realized she was going to have to break up one of their infamous arguments before it got too out of hand.
“Enough you three!” Applejack said, turning their attention back to her naked self.
All three of their young faces blushed bright red, and Applejack groaned inwardly at how embarrassing parenting three young fillies was going to be, especially while surrounded by a group of stallions eye-humping her. But before she could, she quickly noticed Scootaloo's wings twitching and Applejack’s own blush grew as she realized Scootaloo was moments away from popping a wing-boner in front of everypony, so she made a shooing motion towards Sugar Cube Corner.
“Why don’t ya’ll run along and go enjoy some treats.”
The Cutie Mark Crusaders needed no further invitation and they all rushed into the sweet shop,
Applejack was about to continue her humiliating shopping spree when a cyan pegasus landed in front of her. “And just what do you want, RD?”
“Just thought I’d let you know all the shops are now closed, except one,” said Rainbow.
Applejack raised an eyebrow. “And why did ya feel the need ta tell me this ya’self?”
Rainbow smirked. “I wanted to see the look on your face when you realized you had to spend the rest of your bits in the Adult Shop.”
“WHAT?! Come on RD, ya can’t be serious!”
“Don’t worry Jackie, I’m sure it won’t be that bad.”
Applejack’s only response was to glare at the pegasus with as much venom as she could, before making her way to her most embarrassing ordeal yet. “Ah’m seriously hating ya right now,” she muttered to Rainbow who was following behind the naked mare. “Really Rainbow?” AJ asked when she noticed the friend’s attention was completely taken up by her bare ass cheeks. “It’s bad enough Ah’ve got practically every stallion staring at me like that. So Ah don’t need it from you.”
Rainbow ignored her comment and continued staring at the mentioned piece of her friend’s anatomy. “Has anyone ever told you, you’ve got an awesome flank?”
“Are ya hittin’ on me Rainbow? Or are ya just makin’ fun of me?”
Rainbow grinned wildly. “Both.”
“Well stop it.”
Rainbow leaned in close, and Applejack shivered as she felt the pegasus’ soft breath tickle her ear. “But if I stop it, how else am I going to get your tongue in my?...”
Applejack’s eyes shot wide open, and she shoved the perverted pegasus away from her. “RAINBOW DASH! Can’t ya get your mind out of the gutter for even a second!?”
“Not when I’m staring at a naked mare as hot as you.”
“NowSo help me, Rainbow, if ya don’t quit it, Ah’m gonna...”
“Buck my brains out?”
Applejack’s left eye twitched. “GAH! Ya’re impossible, Rainbow! Ah’ve seen gutters cleaner than your mind. Seriously...”
“Chill AJ,” Rainbow said, opening the door to the last shop Applejack ever wanted to step foot in. “I’m just having fun with you. You should know I don’t mean anything by it,.” Rainbow switched her gaze to bedroom eyes, and whispered seductively into AJ’s ear, “unless of course you want me to mean something by it...”
“So help me Rainbow, if ya make one more joke about us having sex, Ah’m gonna tell everypony what ya did when ya got wasted from that barrel of apple cider Ah gave ya.”
Rainbow’s cheeks turned a red almost as bright as the apples adorning Applejack’s flank, and she glared at the earth pony. “You wouldn’t...”
Applejack smirked as she realized she now had the upper hand, and she was going to take full advantage of it. “Try me, sugar cube. Make one more sex joke, Ah dare ya.”
The two mares stood glaring daggers at each other, and Rainbow was the first one to blink and turn away. “Fine, no more jokes. But so help me, if you tell anypony about that...”
“Don’t worry, sugar cube, your secret’s safe with me. Now let’s get this over with.”
After explaining to the checkout mare why AJ was naked, Rainbow led the way into the adult shop and Applejack got a mouthful of feathers as Rainbow’s wings POMFED out into a massive wing-boner. “Sorry AJ,” Rainbow said, helplessly trying to tug her stiff wings down. Applejack took a small amount of satisfaction at the blush that was forming on her cyan cheeks.
“Trust me RD, there’s a lot more embarrassing things than popping a wing-boner in an adult shop...”
“Like being naked in an Adult Shop?” Rainbow helpfully offered.
“...Ah really hate you.” Applejack muttered, stalking off with an amused Rainbow Dash trailing behind her. S, and she could practically feel her friend’s eyes once more staring at her exposed ass. Without warning, she came to a sudden stop and elbowed Rainbow in the chest. “Stop starin’ at mah ass!”
“Can’t help it. It’s very stare-able,” Rainbow pointed out.
Applejack refused to comment on the stare-ability of her ass, and she started browsing the shelves of pleasure aids for mares. Her cheeks were now burning brighter than they ever had before, as thoughts of pounding the large fake stallion meat...
She shook her head violently to clear her mind of those thoughts, which were left for a time when her hand wasn’t so close to her warm wet spot of pleasure.
“What about this one, AJ?”
Applejack looked over, and her mouth dropped open at the sight of the massive strap-on Rainbow was holding. “Are ya bucking crazy, Rainbow! There’s no way in hell Ah’m buying that!” Before Rainbow could humiliate her further, AJ walked off, trying her best to find something that wouldn’t be such an embarrassment to buy.
“How ‘bout these?” Rainbow said, stepping in front of her holding up several pieces of sexual bondage equipment.
“Absolutely not, Rainbow!” Applejack hissed, feeling more mortified than ever at the mental images the sex toys were giving her. Her mortification increased when she heard the tell-tale POMFING of a pegasus’ wings popping open in a raging wingboner at the sight of Rainbow offering such explicit things to the naked mare. Applejack couldn’t believe what was happening to her, and before she could do anything, the pegasus pulled out a camera., and Rainbow Dash then flared her wings and stepped in front of her just as the pegasus’ camera flashed.
“Hey, Bozo! If I can’t take pics of my naked friend, nopony’s going to be taking pictures of her!” Rainbow said, dragging Applejack into a different section of the adult shop.
Applejack felt slightly better towards Rainbow for what she had done, and she would have hugged her pegasus friend were it not for the fact Rainbow would probably get off on it. But her feelings were short-lived however, when she noticed Rainbow had dragged her into the lingerie section of the shop.
“Applejack? Rainbow? What are you two doing here, and why are you naked AJ?” Lyra asked, putting down one of the outfits she had checked out.
“Oh she lost a bet, and this is her punishment,” Rainbow explained. “So whatcha looking for? Maybe you could help AJ here find something.”
Applejack groaned and wondered how much more embarrassment she was going to suffer through before she could put herself in self-exile on her farm. “Ah don’t need any help!” Applejack said, before randomly pulling several outfits off the shelves.
Rainbow’s wings hit Lyra in the face as they once more flared open in a massive wing-boner, and the pegasus’ mouth dropped opened at what she was seeing. “Damn, AJ! If that’s what you’re getting...”
“There’s no way Ah’m not gonna let ya see me wearin’ this, RD! Ya’ll already seen enough to get ya’self plenty of times.”
“Awww... Come on, AJ!”
“Do ah need ta remind ya of a certain drunk...”
“Fine!” Rainbow said, glancing nervously at Lyra, who was looking quite curious.
Before either of them could say anything more, Applejack took her selection to the front counter and dumped the rest of her bits on the counter. “Keep the change.”
“Aren’t you forgetting something AJ?” Rainbow asked.
“Like what?”
Rainbow smirked, and with cat-like speed, snatched the clothes out of her grasp, leaving the mortified earth pony completely naked once more. “No clothes until you get back to the farm. So I suggest you got that sexy little flank running!”
Applejack gave out a startled squeal as Rainbow once more slapped her bare ass, and the naked earth pony rounded angrily on her friend. “Ah’m so gonna tell everypony for that one.”
Before Rainbow could say or do anything, Applejack ran out of the shop, and once more she found herself feeling completely humiliated at all the cat calls and wolf whistles ponies were throwing her way. SHe pushed herself to great speeds to make it back home.
“Gotcha!” Rainbow yelled, dropping in front of her and pulling her into a tight hug before shooting off into the air.
“RAINBOW DASH!” Applejack screamed, fearfully clutching her friend in a death grip. Unfortunately this left her marehood completely exposed as she was flown over Ponyville. More humiliation flooded her mind as she clutched her legs tightly together to hide her sex from the ponies on the ground. But she was sure many of them had gotten a pretty view and would be reliving their memory of this experience in the shower later tonight.
“YOU'RE SO DEAD, RAINBOW DASH!” Applejack yelled over the roaring wind in her face.
Rainbow looked at her in confusion. “Why I’m getting you back to the farm faster than you can run. Isn’t that what you wanted? To get back to the farm as soon as possible. Plus, I thought it would make up for slapping you in the Adult Shop so you wouldn’t tell everypony what happened that time I was drunk!”
“ARE YA KIDDIN’ ME? HOW DOES FLYIN’ ME NAKED OVER PONYVILLE... LOOK OUT!”
Rainbow barely looked up time to dodge the flock of birds, and Applejack felt her stomach churn at the violent motion. “Ah really hate flyin’, promise me ya’ll never do that again?”
“We’re here anyway,” Rainbow said, landing on the outskirts of the farm. Applejack stood on shaky legs and she covered her lady bits as Rainbow’s eyes once more wandered over her body.
“Don’t fret none about your secret. Ya heart was in the right place for making it up to me even though ya completely exposed me to everypony.”
“Heh... Sorry ‘bout that. Anyway, here’s your lingerie.”
Applejack took the offered pieces of sexy clothes, and gave the pegasus a brief nod of thanks. “Next time ya want ta play strip poker with somepony, don’t pick me.”
“Don’t count on it,” Rainbow said, flaring her wings in preparation perpetration to taking off. “You’re still one of the most sexiest mares of seen. And I’d love to tap that flank a bit more!” With one more glance up and down her body, Rainbow took off, leaving Applejack standing there still completely naked in the middle of the Apple farm.
“NEXT TIME AH’LL WHOOP YOUR FLANK!” Applejack yelled after the retreating pegasus. But she made a promise to herself then and there that there was never going be a next time. AJ took a deep breath of the apple scented air of her farm and let it out in a relieved sigh feeling extremely grateful that her ordeal was finally over.
She shifted the lingerie into a more comfortable position so she could cover her marehood and breasts properly, and began the walk down the path that led to the farm-house. She kept her ears perked, and her eyes peeled for any sign of Big Mac who would no doubt be harvesting apples to sell at the marketplace tomorrow. Unfortunately all her efforts to avoid her brother were in vain as he stepped out onto the path in front of her carrying a large apple barrel filled with the delicious fruit.
The two siblings froze when they saw each other, and the apple barrel fell from Big Mac’s grasp as his mind finally processed what he was seeing. “AJ, what in Tartarus are ya running around naked?!”
The naked mare gave a small squeak of surprise at the sudden appearance of her brother and ducked behind a tree for cover. Applejack couldn’t believe how badly her luck had turned, it was one thing to run naked around town, quite another to run naked around her farm where her brother could see her. This was without doubt the most humiliating moment of her life and she had no idea how she was going to live with Big Mac after this.
“Don’t ya dare come any closer Big Mac! Ah’m completely naked over here!”
Big Mac stopped his approach and hesitantly cleared his throat. “And just why are ya naked?”
“Ah lost a bet to RD, okay? Now just throw me your shirt so Ah can get back ta the house!”
A few moments later Big Mac’s shirt landed beside the tree she was hiding behind and with a relieved sigh Applejack pulled it on and stuffed the lingerie in the front pocket. “Ah’m so glad this is over,” AJ muttered slipping on her new found source of clothing before walking back out to Big Mac. “Sorry if Ah don’t stay and help ya out with this mess, but Ah gotta get back ta the house.”
“It’s all good AJ. Ah’ll take care of this. You just get ya’self home.”
Several minutes later AJ burst into her room and pulled off her brother’s sweaty, and somewhat smelly shirt, before flopping down on her bed and burying her face in her pillow. “Ah can’t believe Ah just did that...”
“Don’t worry young’un, Ah did plenty of...”
“Granny!” Applejack exclaimed pulling the sheets around her body, “what are ya doin’ here in mah room?”
Granny Smith chuckled and held up a basket of clothes. “It’s laundry day today. Ah was just collecting all ya clothes for washing. Mind tellin’ me ya were walkin’ around naked?”
Applejack groaned and wondered why she couldn't just put his whole humiliating experience behind her. “Ah just lost a bet ta RD. So she made me walk around Ponyville naked.”
Granny Smith gave another chuckle and sat down next to her granddaughter. “Ah remember when Ah was young and foolish like you. Your grandfather and I would strip and go down to the local pond at night...”
AJ gave another groan and pulled a pillow over her ears to block out the possible story of her parents conception. But she was still extremely grateful the day was finally over.
