The Lost Light Chronicles: Equestriaby Robofreak219ChaptersThe DamageThe ArrivalThe Journey StartsFind. Kill. Cleanse.The Rest Of The Team Comes OutThe Damage"How are we doing Mainframe?" said Rodimus ,as he entered the deck of the big white ship known as the lost light. "We are still not even close to finding the Knights co-captain." said Mainframe (if they even exist) he also thought.*BOOM!!* "What in the name of Primus was that!" shouted Rodimus. "It sounded like it came from the engine room" said another pilot of the ship ,named Hound. "Ugh, I'll go check it out" annoyingly said Nautica, one of the few females on the ship and also the bot who is in charge of the engines. "Shit! should've known that was gonna happen. What did I tell you about firing that thing in here Whirl." said a very pissed off Brainstorm. "Huh, so that's what happens when you put this thing to max power, well you live and learn am i right." shrugged Whirl, who was totally ignoring Brainstorm. "Aw crap, do you guys even know what you just did!" Nautica said as she saw the damage they did. "Oh hey there Nautica heh, heh....yeah" chuckled brainstorm nervously. "Wow that's awesome! i cant believe i did that." said Whirl gleefully at the damage he caused with the gun brainstorm made him. "That's the main engine, you know, the one that's KEEPING US MOVING!!!" panicked Nautica. After finally realizing the damage the two of them did they shot out their finger to point at each other. "He did it! ,no you did it, no you." The two trouble makers argued at each other. "Well cant you just fix it, besides isn't that you job anyways lady." said Whirl thinking it can be an easy fix. "No, you fragging idiot! I cant if we are in outer space, we need to land somewhere, if I can even fix it that is. Go tell the captain about this Brainstorm ill inspect it further." said Nautica as she flipped down her visor, and pulled out her special wrench ,that Brainstorm made just for her, so she could use the built in flashlight. "Are you kidding me!, ugh, fine ill go tell Megatron were gonna have to land, Mainframe find the closest planet." said Rodimus annoyed that there is another thing preventing them from reaching there target. "Got it captain!" said a non-surprised Mainframe considering the fact that he is used to hearing Whirl and big damage used in the same sentence. "Good morning spike!" said a very cheerful Twilight. "Aw man, cant i have a couple more minutes Twilight, please? " wined a sleepy spike, who read a few to many stories on fimfiction the other night. "You asked that question 10 minutes ago sleepy head, now come on the castle isn't gonna clean itself you know." said twilight. "Fine, cant you ever just clean it yourself." Spike said under his breath. As he started cleaning up the castles kitchen, he heard a ticking coming from one of the floor tiles. Tick-tick-tic*BANG!!* confetti landed everywhere as the ringing in spikes ears started going away. (Of course there was a party cannon in the kitchen) Spike thought. "So listen spike..." Twilight started "...Princess Celesta wanted to meet all the princesses for a special meeting." "Oh cool, what do you think its on" said Spike. "I don't know, but i hope its something interesting." Twilight told Spike. "Damn, alright, wait a minute..., didn't I tell you not to give Whirl weapons on the ship unless its an emergency." Megatron said angrily to an embarrassed Brainstorm. "Yeah I know, sorry, but in my defense he took the weapon when i wasn't looking" stated Brainstorm. "Um i have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first?" Whirl questioned to Rodimus. "Lets hear the good news first" said the lost lights co-captain. "Nautica can fix the engine in about two to twenty four hours." Whirl responded. "And the bad news?" Rodimus said not really wanting to hear it. "We are gonna have to land fast or we ain't going anywhere" Whirl stated. "Oh, that's just perfect" ,Rodimus said sarcastically, "How are we with finding a place to land Mainframe ?" "well i found a very odd place filled with those lifeforms the earthlings called horses..." Mainframe said ,a bit weirded out, "...its called E-quest-riea, i think?" "Even better..." Rodimus said ,frustrated at the events going on at the moment,"...what is the estimated time of arrival hound?". "Well it appears that we will be entering its atmosphere in about 5 to 6 minutes cap." "See ya Twi" spike said as he waved towards his best friend, and favorite princess. "I wont be gone long, but if i am out for longer than expected there is a list of chores on the fridge" twilight said as she started flying to Canterlot. "Alright." once twilight was out of view Spike shut the castle doors and headed to his own library room ,which was filled with Power Pony comics. He grabbed the newest issue which had the team fighting giant evil killer robots. The Arrival"Other captain on deck!" Yelled whirl as he and megaton went into the main deck. "Morn'nin" said Rodimus to a half asleep/ annoyed Megatron. "I woke up from an actual not half bad nightmare to just have this ship have to land-" Megatron was saying before he was cut off by Mainframe "er make that "crash" land"! "What do you mean crash land!" Panicked Megatron. Mainframe started "well apparently Nautica was working on the engine until it exploded, she's fine, but now there's a big hole which is big enough to make the ship have to make a crash landing". At that statement Rodimus turned on the intercom "Hey everybody this is your co captain speaking, how are you doing?...don't answer that it's a rhetorical question, anyways we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we're going to be visiting a new planet called 'E-quest-tria' cool huh? And for the bad news we have lost an engine thanks to you know who, and I just got news that the engine exploded and made a great big cut in the back of the ship so that means we are crash landing. So thank you for your cooperation and thanks for choosing the lost light as your ship. So right now would be a great time to scream." "Wow! that was sick!" said Spike as he was reading the newest, and now one of his favorite, comics. "Man these IDW ponies know how to write a comic book. Thank Celestia that there is no such thing as giant evil robots from outer space." *BOOM!!* "ahh! what the heck was that noise!" shouted a surprised Spike. Spike decided to look out his window to see what in the hay was the scary noise. "Oh phew it was just a giant space ship that crashed into the backyard.....wait a minute....HOLY CELESTIA THEIRS A GIANT SPACESHIP IN THE BACK YARD!!!". "Shit, that was definitely a crash landing."said a very dizzy Whirl. " we-well i did tell you it wa-was gonna be one." said an even more dizzier Mainframe. "Well lets try to get our bearings and see if everyone else is alright" said Rodimus. "Hound, go see if everyone is accounted for, and whirl, go help others who are wounded to First-Aid. Megatron and i will...", *Knock! Knock! Knock!* "what is that noise" said Megatron. "It appears there is a smallish ,purple, reptilian creature outside knocking on our bay door." said Hound "Hello...is anyone in there...hello!" said a shocked, and frighted Spike. "Why couldn't today just be a normal day, seriously, its like every day theirs a monster or a problem in Equestria." said another individual named Rainbow dash, "All I wanted to do was sleep until I almost got crushed!" "Oh hey RD!" said spike thankful that he isn't the only one who is seeing this. "Sup, spike" said Rainbow ,also, thankful that she is not the only one who is seeing this big ship. "All I was doing was reading my new comic book and than bam!, out of nowhere came this." Said Spike to Rainbow. "This doesn't have anything to do with that other comic does it (Power Ponies Episode)?" questioned Rainbow Dash. "No of course not,...well at least I hope not." said Spike. "Red Alert, open the bay door, we are going to try to find their leader to see if he can offer us some help with our ship." said Rodimus. "Sure thing cap." said Mainframe as he opened the bay door and was also supprised at how much smoke came when it opened "Alright Megs lets hope they can speak the language humans call English." told Rodimus. ~Fwoosh~ the bay doors sounded ounce they opened. "oh crap" said spike as he ran behind Rainbow dash. the 2 giant, and dark figures were standing behind a giant cloud of smoke. Rainbow dash tried keeping her poseur by deciding to talk first. "Hey! come out were we can see you punks." ~BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!~ out of the smoke came a fiery red and yellow robot. "Sup" it spoke. "Ahhh!" screamed Rainbow dash "you can talk our language.". "So you have been to earth as well hmm?" said the even bigger and more mean looking robot as the smoke faded away. "Wow, thank Primus you can speak English" said Rodimus at the cyan Pegasus."Names Rodimus and this big grey dude is Megatron nice to meet ya." "Just cut to the point Rodimus" said a grumpy Megs. "alright look w-" "What are you!" interrupted the purple dragon. "Well before you rudely interrupted, I was just about to say we are Cybertronians which are living robots basically ,and specifically, we are the lost light crew and don't worry were friendly's, well mostly." said Rodimus to the rude dragon. "We had a little problem, with one of our ships engines, and we were wondering if we could talk to your leaders to see if they can help us." Said Megatron. The Journey Starts"Umm. i'll be right back" said Spike still not convinced that they were as friendly as they say they are. Spike grabbed the phone in the main hall and tried calling Twilight. "Hey Spike" said a bored twilight, on the other side of the phone. "Hey Twi how is the meeting..really, that boring...yeah...uh huh... yep...that's good and all but, we sort of have a big problem."said Spike. "uh oh, what happened." said Twilight, "well there are these big robots outside the castle and they were wondering if they could speak to you and the other princesses. " said Spike "Big robots, what are you talking about, you haven't been reading those comics again have you?" said an unconvinced Twi. "well if you don't believe me i'll get Rainbow Dash, cuz, she's seeing the same things that I am." "How long does it take for you creatures to get a hold of your leaders." a very agitated Megatron said. "the Princesses said they are bringing royal guards to get a ride for you guys" said the purple dragon. As the royal guards approached they saw the big robots and gulped. "We are gonna need a bigger carriage dude."said royal guard Flash Sentry. "We don't have a bigger carriage." said royal guard Tracker. "Shit" they both said in unison. "~Pfft~ Ha! ha! ha! those are the royal guards!" said Rodimus as he stared to laugh like a mad man. "Hey! Shut it you piece of scrap metal." shouted a pissed off Flash. Rodimus decided to give a come back to the comment "Who you calling scrap metal, ass-face!". "Why I oughta!" said Flash. "Enough you two!" said Meagtron and Tracker at the same time, but the two fighting idiots ignored them. "Since the two of them are still fighting i guess ill talk to you" said Megatron and Tracker. "Is there any roads to your 'princesses"?Megatron questioned. "Yeah there is one down that path". as Tracker pointed to a road that went through Ponyville. "Thank you. sorry but what is your name" said Megatron "Oh my apologizes, my name is Royal Guard Speed Tracker, but you can call me Tracker, and the punk fighting with your friend is Royal Guard Flash Sentry, and you are...". "Autobot Megatron, Co-captain of the Lost light. And that punk over there fighting with the Sentry kid is Co-captain Autobot Rodimus". "Well i'll tell the Princesses that you guys are on your way." "can we come out? I want to talk to the ponies" said a smaller, white, and cuter robot named Tailgate who was waiting in the bay door walkway. "I guess you can come out now it seems safe enough" said Meagtron. "Rodimus stop being a turd and come on." "This isn't over donkey teeth" said Rodimus sticking his tongue to the orange and blue royal guard as he and Megatron walked off. Tailgate, Whirl, Cyclonus, chrome dome, rewind and whirl decided to leave the ship while the rest stayed behind. Spike almost fainted at the new robot comers considering that he freaked out at just two of them. Since there really was no threat, yet, Rainbow,Tracker, and a pouty Flash decided to fly off. "Should we go and find new alt modes?" questioned Rodimus. "No I just want to get this over and done with fast."stated Megatron focused on the task at hand. "Aw man they flew off, dang it." said a sad Tailgate, "oh hi there little purple guy, my name is Tailgate." "hi, my name is Spike" the dragon said. "if I may ask, how come you're smaller than your friends, except for that white and black one?". A bit annoyed at the question but still keeping his cool tailgate answered "because i am that's why." "oh that's cool, sorry" said Spike sensing a bit of annoyance in the white robots voice. "Hey purple thing what do you guys do for fun around here?" said an obnoxious Whirl. "Princess Celestia I am sorry to inform you that they are coming here by foot sadly because we didn't have a big enough carriage. said Royal Guard Speed Tracker. "Oh my, well we should get to building bigger ones, please tell the engineers to start on that project." "Understood your highness." said a much calmer Flash, still a bit upset at Rodimus though. "Wait, so their real" said Twilight, and the princesses younger sister Luna. "Well I have read about their species, they have a similar lifestyle as us, 'the autobots' ,as they are called, are similar to the royal guards we have here, and their leader Optimus Prime I have to admit is , dare i say, handsome, for a big robot that is" Celestia started blushing thinking about him. "They can change their forms into things similar to our carriages or flying objects as well. they have enemies known as 'the decepticons', who are similar to the changeling army." "Hopefully we don't see the changelings nor the decepticons any time soon." said Twilight. "Ahh, monsters, monsters! run!!" screamed Roseluck as she ran through the town of Ponyville. "What the frag is her problem hasn't she ever seen a huge creepy looking robot and a sexy and handsome robot." said Rodimus as he saw the pony run for her life. "very funny Rodimus" Megatron said sarcastically. "What? its true, i am sexy." said a boasting Rodimus. "Whatever", said Megatron as he went on his way before being stopped by a yellow, and pink pony. "Um...excuse me... mr.giant robot, sorry but....um...you almost stepped on that..." "What? I cant hear you. Speak up." exclaimed Megatron. "Sorry, but...um what i said was,....um...you almost stepped on that ant...there...Mr.giant robot. "Oh my Primus." said Rodimus as he put his thumb and index finger between his eyes "SPEAK UP!" Fluttershy began to cry until a orange and yellow pony with a stetson hat came into the scene. "Hi names Applejack and, sorry but what ma friend Fluttershy here was tryin' ta say was you giant robot pricks almost stepped on an ant, there, was that loud enough for ya jerks!" "Wow for pretty little ponies, you guys are sure mean." said Rodimus a bit suprised at the stetson hat ponys words. "Hey I only speak da truth, so how about you apologize to flutters or im gonna have ta buck you two punks into next week." " Alright, sorry fluttershy that i ,Rodimus by the way, almost stepped on one tiny, useless,-"~Ahem~coughed Megatron to get Rodimus to stop, "- ant." "oh um...tha-thats ok...um... Rodimus...by the way...you have a very nice name" said a much calmer Fluttershy. "Oh thanks you too." said Rodimus. "You really thi-think so" said a blushing Flutters as she started to drift into a day dream of her in his big hands petting her like the pet she always wanted to be, until she heard Megatron say "Earth to Fluttershy" which brought Flutters out of her nice daydream,"Oh...um...yes s-sorry". "Me, Applejack, and Rodimus were wondering if you would like to go with us to Canterlot." said Megatron. "Sure, as long as Rodimus is going." Fluttershy said still blushing a little Find. Kill. Cleanse."Please, please im begging ya, don't hurt me!" pleaded the Cybertronian that was captured by none other than the worst of the worst, the team that every Autobot and most Decepticons are afraid of, the bots that take care of the things that the general Decepticon are afraid to take care of. this group of torturers and fanatics of the cause, employed by the once great tyrant and warlord Megatron, to hunt down and deal with traitors. (Just so you know: These Decepticons of Decepticons are known as the Decepticon Justice Division, or DJD for short. There are 7 members plus a pet. The muscle of the team are Helex and Tesarus. Helex, has a bizarre and enormous body that sports two pairs of arms ,a big pair and a smaller one at his waist ,and a cavernous torso which can be opened when he assumes his alternate mode, interring an unfortunate prisoner within his internal heating elements engage and the victim is treated to the exquisite pain of their internal components melting down in his own personal smelting pool. To top it all, he has a liking for removing a victim's brain module and placing it into their mouths. His best bud Tesarus is a massive Decepticon who is built for torture. His gigantic size - as well as the pair of waldo's (which are things that are similar to claws) that deploy over his shoulders - allow him to easily seize a smaller bot, at which point the cruel grinding blades housed in his chest cavity engage. Victims are lowered into this gnashing pit, but rarely fully dropped into it. Often, they wish they were. The communications officer of the Decepticon Justice Division and the one responsible for maintaining its hit list is named Kaon. A veritable dynamo, his frame arcs with electricity from the generator in his chest, arcing out from his hands and the twin Tesla coils mounted on his shoulders. If he was a nice good Autobot he might have bent this gift to the service of his fellow Autobots, but when he assumes alternate mode its true purpose is made known (his alt mode is an electric chair). Thousands of watts of electricity are discharged directly into the cranial chambers of those who would defy the old Megatron. Unlike in humans, this procedure is not always fatal. He also loves his work to the point of getting as giddy as a schoolgirl when he is frying his victim. also did i mention he has no eyes. He also is the one in charge of their pet a horrid wild turbofox, which is basically a space metallic fox, turned Sparkeater, in human terms a heart eater, who has been partially domesticated by the DJD. The brains of the team is a bot named Vos. he can't speak much english, he mostly speaks Cybertronian, but the words he can say in english are Wear. My. Face. you read that right, he can take off his face and the inside of which is lined with numerous spikes, drills, and hooks that deploy at the flick of a switch, and he forces his target to wear it. Also he turns into a sniper rifle. Then there is the one and only Tarn. Tarn is the commander of the crew. He wears a mask that has a design very similar to the decepticon insignia. the guy transforms into a Tank. He has a very special talent, that talent being his voice. he uses his specially modulated vocal processor to cause the Decepticon Justice Division's latest transgressor's spark to self-destruct. Last but definitely is the medic of the team. She is a little robot that is named Nickel. Nickel is kind of like the overprotective mom of the team. She is the least menacing of the group, but that doesn't mean the others don't respect her. She loves every member of the team like her son, but she has a sweet spot especially for their leader Tarn. now back to the story...) "Oh i am truly sorry friend but we have too, you see, you broke a law against Megatron's rule and you cant simply walk away with that" said Tarn in the best caring voice he could muster. "Look il-ill pay you whatever you want, anything I swear, just please, im begging ya" cried the victim. "No can do pal, hey Tarn can we just kill'em, his voice is so annoying" said Helex. "You're no fun Helex" said Kaon enjoying the torment they are giving to this bot. "Before you kill me, can you answer me one question please" said the bot " I guess we could do that request, what do you want to know?" questioned Tarn. "Wh-why are ya guys still hunting us, bots, down for ya leader Megatron if the guys an Autobot now?" replied the victim. "What. why do you think its a good idea to lie to us, especially right as i'm thinking of who will do the honors of killing you?" questioned Tarn. Tarn then decided to pick the bot up by his throat as he switched on his modulated vocal processor. "I-i'm not i swears it. I saw the guy fly by with those lost light guys. They looked like they were going to that planet called Equestria" said the soon to be dead Cybertronian. "NO, no that can't be, he would never....Liar!!! I've had enough of this nonsense!" screamed Tarn in Fury before killing the bot with his voice and grip. "Uh oh Tarns angry" gulped Tesarus. "Everyone in the ship. NOW!!" shouted Tarn."Vos pilot this goddamn ship we're going to Equestria!" "Hey Tess, what got him upset?" questioned Nickel who was resting in the ship waiting for her boys to finish their work. "That robot out there thought it was a good idea to say Megatron was an Autobot now" answered Tesarus. "Shit" said Nickel The Rest Of The Team Comes Out"Well there is this new dance club down in ponyville, its about to open in a few minutes, so if you guys want to go there its free." Said Spike hoping that they will leave him alone for the rest of his life. "Yo i like dance clubs, do you think they will accept another DJ, S-man" said another robot who was way bigger than spike. "by the way names Blaster." "Great" Spike said with a fake smile. "yeah I think they will they already have two Djs tonight, their names are Neon Lights a.k.a MC W1SH but most importantly Vinyl Scratch also known as DJ PON-3." "Cool, i can dig that!" said Blaster as he ran back into the ship to get his DJ equipment. "im tied of walking im gonna transform for a while" said Rodimus "Um,what do ya mean transform?" said a clueless Applejack. "you have never heard of transforming? well ill show you" said Rodimus as he transformed into a Cybertronian version of a Dome Zero car. "Wow, just, wow" said a jaw dropped Applejack. "so does your friend there transform into this thing too?" "Nope, he transforms into a tank show 'em Megs" answered Rodimus. Megatron transformed showing off his big menacing alt mode "Well ill be damned" said Applejack liking the tank way more than the boring car that Rodimus transforms into. "Thanks" said Megatron seeing how much Applejack liked his alt mode. "you girls want a ride?" said Rodimus. "Ill ride with Megatron, you can ride with Rodimus flutters " said Applejack knowing that Fluttershy had a crush on Rodimus, and also because she wanted to ride in a freaking tank. "Alright, i guess" said Fluttershy ALRIGHT, EVERYPONY ITS TIME TO PARTY!!! shouted the anouncer for the new dance club, before one of the workers pulled him aside. "Whats that,...uh-huh...awesome, ok, HEY EVERY PONY IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A NEW DJ JOINING THE CLUB WHICH MEANS THEIRS GONNA BE A DJ BATTLE!" "well where is he?, all i see is some weird cart thingy" questioned the announcer when he went to the backstage. "he is the wired cart thing" said the worker.
The Damage"How are we doing Mainframe?" said Rodimus ,as he entered the deck of the big white ship known as the lost light. "We are still not even close to finding the Knights co-captain." said Mainframe (if they even exist) he also thought.*BOOM!!* "What in the name of Primus was that!" shouted Rodimus. "It sounded like it came from the engine room" said another pilot of the ship ,named Hound. "Ugh, I'll go check it out" annoyingly said Nautica, one of the few females on the ship and also the bot who is in charge of the engines. "Shit! should've known that was gonna happen. What did I tell you about firing that thing in here Whirl." said a very pissed off Brainstorm. "Huh, so that's what happens when you put this thing to max power, well you live and learn am i right." shrugged Whirl, who was totally ignoring Brainstorm. "Aw crap, do you guys even know what you just did!" Nautica said as she saw the damage they did. "Oh hey there Nautica heh, heh....yeah" chuckled brainstorm nervously. "Wow that's awesome! i cant believe i did that." said Whirl gleefully at the damage he caused with the gun brainstorm made him. "That's the main engine, you know, the one that's KEEPING US MOVING!!!" panicked Nautica. After finally realizing the damage the two of them did they shot out their finger to point at each other. "He did it! ,no you did it, no you." The two trouble makers argued at each other. "Well cant you just fix it, besides isn't that you job anyways lady." said Whirl thinking it can be an easy fix. "No, you fragging idiot! I cant if we are in outer space, we need to land somewhere, if I can even fix it that is. Go tell the captain about this Brainstorm ill inspect it further." said Nautica as she flipped down her visor, and pulled out her special wrench ,that Brainstorm made just for her, so she could use the built in flashlight. "Are you kidding me!, ugh, fine ill go tell Megatron were gonna have to land, Mainframe find the closest planet." said Rodimus annoyed that there is another thing preventing them from reaching there target. "Got it captain!" said a non-surprised Mainframe considering the fact that he is used to hearing Whirl and big damage used in the same sentence. "Good morning spike!" said a very cheerful Twilight. "Aw man, cant i have a couple more minutes Twilight, please? " wined a sleepy spike, who read a few to many stories on fimfiction the other night. "You asked that question 10 minutes ago sleepy head, now come on the castle isn't gonna clean itself you know." said twilight. "Fine, cant you ever just clean it yourself." Spike said under his breath. As he started cleaning up the castles kitchen, he heard a ticking coming from one of the floor tiles. Tick-tick-tic*BANG!!* confetti landed everywhere as the ringing in spikes ears started going away. (Of course there was a party cannon in the kitchen) Spike thought. "So listen spike..." Twilight started "...Princess Celesta wanted to meet all the princesses for a special meeting." "Oh cool, what do you think its on" said Spike. "I don't know, but i hope its something interesting." Twilight told Spike. "Damn, alright, wait a minute..., didn't I tell you not to give Whirl weapons on the ship unless its an emergency." Megatron said angrily to an embarrassed Brainstorm. "Yeah I know, sorry, but in my defense he took the weapon when i wasn't looking" stated Brainstorm. "Um i have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first?" Whirl questioned to Rodimus. "Lets hear the good news first" said the lost lights co-captain. "Nautica can fix the engine in about two to twenty four hours." Whirl responded. "And the bad news?" Rodimus said not really wanting to hear it. "We are gonna have to land fast or we ain't going anywhere" Whirl stated. "Oh, that's just perfect" ,Rodimus said sarcastically, "How are we with finding a place to land Mainframe ?" "well i found a very odd place filled with those lifeforms the earthlings called horses..." Mainframe said ,a bit weirded out, "...its called E-quest-riea, i think?" "Even better..." Rodimus said ,frustrated at the events going on at the moment,"...what is the estimated time of arrival hound?". "Well it appears that we will be entering its atmosphere in about 5 to 6 minutes cap." "See ya Twi" spike said as he waved towards his best friend, and favorite princess. "I wont be gone long, but if i am out for longer than expected there is a list of chores on the fridge" twilight said as she started flying to Canterlot. "Alright." once twilight was out of view Spike shut the castle doors and headed to his own library room ,which was filled with Power Pony comics. He grabbed the newest issue which had the team fighting giant evil killer robots.
The Arrival"Other captain on deck!" Yelled whirl as he and megaton went into the main deck. "Morn'nin" said Rodimus to a half asleep/ annoyed Megatron. "I woke up from an actual not half bad nightmare to just have this ship have to land-" Megatron was saying before he was cut off by Mainframe "er make that "crash" land"! "What do you mean crash land!" Panicked Megatron. Mainframe started "well apparently Nautica was working on the engine until it exploded, she's fine, but now there's a big hole which is big enough to make the ship have to make a crash landing". At that statement Rodimus turned on the intercom "Hey everybody this is your co captain speaking, how are you doing?...don't answer that it's a rhetorical question, anyways we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we're going to be visiting a new planet called 'E-quest-tria' cool huh? And for the bad news we have lost an engine thanks to you know who, and I just got news that the engine exploded and made a great big cut in the back of the ship so that means we are crash landing. So thank you for your cooperation and thanks for choosing the lost light as your ship. So right now would be a great time to scream." "Wow! that was sick!" said Spike as he was reading the newest, and now one of his favorite, comics. "Man these IDW ponies know how to write a comic book. Thank Celestia that there is no such thing as giant evil robots from outer space." *BOOM!!* "ahh! what the heck was that noise!" shouted a surprised Spike. Spike decided to look out his window to see what in the hay was the scary noise. "Oh phew it was just a giant space ship that crashed into the backyard.....wait a minute....HOLY CELESTIA THEIRS A GIANT SPACESHIP IN THE BACK YARD!!!". "Shit, that was definitely a crash landing."said a very dizzy Whirl. " we-well i did tell you it wa-was gonna be one." said an even more dizzier Mainframe. "Well lets try to get our bearings and see if everyone else is alright" said Rodimus. "Hound, go see if everyone is accounted for, and whirl, go help others who are wounded to First-Aid. Megatron and i will...", *Knock! Knock! Knock!* "what is that noise" said Megatron. "It appears there is a smallish ,purple, reptilian creature outside knocking on our bay door." said Hound "Hello...is anyone in there...hello!" said a shocked, and frighted Spike. "Why couldn't today just be a normal day, seriously, its like every day theirs a monster or a problem in Equestria." said another individual named Rainbow dash, "All I wanted to do was sleep until I almost got crushed!" "Oh hey RD!" said spike thankful that he isn't the only one who is seeing this. "Sup, spike" said Rainbow ,also, thankful that she is not the only one who is seeing this big ship. "All I was doing was reading my new comic book and than bam!, out of nowhere came this." Said Spike to Rainbow. "This doesn't have anything to do with that other comic does it (Power Ponies Episode)?" questioned Rainbow Dash. "No of course not,...well at least I hope not." said Spike. "Red Alert, open the bay door, we are going to try to find their leader to see if he can offer us some help with our ship." said Rodimus. "Sure thing cap." said Mainframe as he opened the bay door and was also supprised at how much smoke came when it opened "Alright Megs lets hope they can speak the language humans call English." told Rodimus. ~Fwoosh~ the bay doors sounded ounce they opened. "oh crap" said spike as he ran behind Rainbow dash. the 2 giant, and dark figures were standing behind a giant cloud of smoke. Rainbow dash tried keeping her poseur by deciding to talk first. "Hey! come out were we can see you punks." ~BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!~ out of the smoke came a fiery red and yellow robot. "Sup" it spoke. "Ahhh!" screamed Rainbow dash "you can talk our language.". "So you have been to earth as well hmm?" said the even bigger and more mean looking robot as the smoke faded away. "Wow, thank Primus you can speak English" said Rodimus at the cyan Pegasus."Names Rodimus and this big grey dude is Megatron nice to meet ya." "Just cut to the point Rodimus" said a grumpy Megs. "alright look w-" "What are you!" interrupted the purple dragon. "Well before you rudely interrupted, I was just about to say we are Cybertronians which are living robots basically ,and specifically, we are the lost light crew and don't worry were friendly's, well mostly." said Rodimus to the rude dragon. "We had a little problem, with one of our ships engines, and we were wondering if we could talk to your leaders to see if they can help us." Said Megatron.
The Journey Starts"Umm. i'll be right back" said Spike still not convinced that they were as friendly as they say they are. Spike grabbed the phone in the main hall and tried calling Twilight. "Hey Spike" said a bored twilight, on the other side of the phone. "Hey Twi how is the meeting..really, that boring...yeah...uh huh... yep...that's good and all but, we sort of have a big problem."said Spike. "uh oh, what happened." said Twilight, "well there are these big robots outside the castle and they were wondering if they could speak to you and the other princesses. " said Spike "Big robots, what are you talking about, you haven't been reading those comics again have you?" said an unconvinced Twi. "well if you don't believe me i'll get Rainbow Dash, cuz, she's seeing the same things that I am." "How long does it take for you creatures to get a hold of your leaders." a very agitated Megatron said. "the Princesses said they are bringing royal guards to get a ride for you guys" said the purple dragon. As the royal guards approached they saw the big robots and gulped. "We are gonna need a bigger carriage dude."said royal guard Flash Sentry. "We don't have a bigger carriage." said royal guard Tracker. "Shit" they both said in unison. "~Pfft~ Ha! ha! ha! those are the royal guards!" said Rodimus as he stared to laugh like a mad man. "Hey! Shut it you piece of scrap metal." shouted a pissed off Flash. Rodimus decided to give a come back to the comment "Who you calling scrap metal, ass-face!". "Why I oughta!" said Flash. "Enough you two!" said Meagtron and Tracker at the same time, but the two fighting idiots ignored them. "Since the two of them are still fighting i guess ill talk to you" said Megatron and Tracker. "Is there any roads to your 'princesses"?Megatron questioned. "Yeah there is one down that path". as Tracker pointed to a road that went through Ponyville. "Thank you. sorry but what is your name" said Megatron "Oh my apologizes, my name is Royal Guard Speed Tracker, but you can call me Tracker, and the punk fighting with your friend is Royal Guard Flash Sentry, and you are...". "Autobot Megatron, Co-captain of the Lost light. And that punk over there fighting with the Sentry kid is Co-captain Autobot Rodimus". "Well i'll tell the Princesses that you guys are on your way." "can we come out? I want to talk to the ponies" said a smaller, white, and cuter robot named Tailgate who was waiting in the bay door walkway. "I guess you can come out now it seems safe enough" said Meagtron. "Rodimus stop being a turd and come on." "This isn't over donkey teeth" said Rodimus sticking his tongue to the orange and blue royal guard as he and Megatron walked off. Tailgate, Whirl, Cyclonus, chrome dome, rewind and whirl decided to leave the ship while the rest stayed behind. Spike almost fainted at the new robot comers considering that he freaked out at just two of them. Since there really was no threat, yet, Rainbow,Tracker, and a pouty Flash decided to fly off. "Should we go and find new alt modes?" questioned Rodimus. "No I just want to get this over and done with fast."stated Megatron focused on the task at hand. "Aw man they flew off, dang it." said a sad Tailgate, "oh hi there little purple guy, my name is Tailgate." "hi, my name is Spike" the dragon said. "if I may ask, how come you're smaller than your friends, except for that white and black one?". A bit annoyed at the question but still keeping his cool tailgate answered "because i am that's why." "oh that's cool, sorry" said Spike sensing a bit of annoyance in the white robots voice. "Hey purple thing what do you guys do for fun around here?" said an obnoxious Whirl. "Princess Celestia I am sorry to inform you that they are coming here by foot sadly because we didn't have a big enough carriage. said Royal Guard Speed Tracker. "Oh my, well we should get to building bigger ones, please tell the engineers to start on that project." "Understood your highness." said a much calmer Flash, still a bit upset at Rodimus though. "Wait, so their real" said Twilight, and the princesses younger sister Luna. "Well I have read about their species, they have a similar lifestyle as us, 'the autobots' ,as they are called, are similar to the royal guards we have here, and their leader Optimus Prime I have to admit is , dare i say, handsome, for a big robot that is" Celestia started blushing thinking about him. "They can change their forms into things similar to our carriages or flying objects as well. they have enemies known as 'the decepticons', who are similar to the changeling army." "Hopefully we don't see the changelings nor the decepticons any time soon." said Twilight. "Ahh, monsters, monsters! run!!" screamed Roseluck as she ran through the town of Ponyville. "What the frag is her problem hasn't she ever seen a huge creepy looking robot and a sexy and handsome robot." said Rodimus as he saw the pony run for her life. "very funny Rodimus" Megatron said sarcastically. "What? its true, i am sexy." said a boasting Rodimus. "Whatever", said Megatron as he went on his way before being stopped by a yellow, and pink pony. "Um...excuse me... mr.giant robot, sorry but....um...you almost stepped on that..." "What? I cant hear you. Speak up." exclaimed Megatron. "Sorry, but...um what i said was,....um...you almost stepped on that ant...there...Mr.giant robot. "Oh my Primus." said Rodimus as he put his thumb and index finger between his eyes "SPEAK UP!" Fluttershy began to cry until a orange and yellow pony with a stetson hat came into the scene. "Hi names Applejack and, sorry but what ma friend Fluttershy here was tryin' ta say was you giant robot pricks almost stepped on an ant, there, was that loud enough for ya jerks!" "Wow for pretty little ponies, you guys are sure mean." said Rodimus a bit suprised at the stetson hat ponys words. "Hey I only speak da truth, so how about you apologize to flutters or im gonna have ta buck you two punks into next week." " Alright, sorry fluttershy that i ,Rodimus by the way, almost stepped on one tiny, useless,-"~Ahem~coughed Megatron to get Rodimus to stop, "- ant." "oh um...tha-thats ok...um... Rodimus...by the way...you have a very nice name" said a much calmer Fluttershy. "Oh thanks you too." said Rodimus. "You really thi-think so" said a blushing Flutters as she started to drift into a day dream of her in his big hands petting her like the pet she always wanted to be, until she heard Megatron say "Earth to Fluttershy" which brought Flutters out of her nice daydream,"Oh...um...yes s-sorry". "Me, Applejack, and Rodimus were wondering if you would like to go with us to Canterlot." said Megatron. "Sure, as long as Rodimus is going." Fluttershy said still blushing a little
Find. Kill. Cleanse."Please, please im begging ya, don't hurt me!" pleaded the Cybertronian that was captured by none other than the worst of the worst, the team that every Autobot and most Decepticons are afraid of, the bots that take care of the things that the general Decepticon are afraid to take care of. this group of torturers and fanatics of the cause, employed by the once great tyrant and warlord Megatron, to hunt down and deal with traitors. (Just so you know: These Decepticons of Decepticons are known as the Decepticon Justice Division, or DJD for short. There are 7 members plus a pet. The muscle of the team are Helex and Tesarus. Helex, has a bizarre and enormous body that sports two pairs of arms ,a big pair and a smaller one at his waist ,and a cavernous torso which can be opened when he assumes his alternate mode, interring an unfortunate prisoner within his internal heating elements engage and the victim is treated to the exquisite pain of their internal components melting down in his own personal smelting pool. To top it all, he has a liking for removing a victim's brain module and placing it into their mouths. His best bud Tesarus is a massive Decepticon who is built for torture. His gigantic size - as well as the pair of waldo's (which are things that are similar to claws) that deploy over his shoulders - allow him to easily seize a smaller bot, at which point the cruel grinding blades housed in his chest cavity engage. Victims are lowered into this gnashing pit, but rarely fully dropped into it. Often, they wish they were. The communications officer of the Decepticon Justice Division and the one responsible for maintaining its hit list is named Kaon. A veritable dynamo, his frame arcs with electricity from the generator in his chest, arcing out from his hands and the twin Tesla coils mounted on his shoulders. If he was a nice good Autobot he might have bent this gift to the service of his fellow Autobots, but when he assumes alternate mode its true purpose is made known (his alt mode is an electric chair). Thousands of watts of electricity are discharged directly into the cranial chambers of those who would defy the old Megatron. Unlike in humans, this procedure is not always fatal. He also loves his work to the point of getting as giddy as a schoolgirl when he is frying his victim. also did i mention he has no eyes. He also is the one in charge of their pet a horrid wild turbofox, which is basically a space metallic fox, turned Sparkeater, in human terms a heart eater, who has been partially domesticated by the DJD. The brains of the team is a bot named Vos. he can't speak much english, he mostly speaks Cybertronian, but the words he can say in english are Wear. My. Face. you read that right, he can take off his face and the inside of which is lined with numerous spikes, drills, and hooks that deploy at the flick of a switch, and he forces his target to wear it. Also he turns into a sniper rifle. Then there is the one and only Tarn. Tarn is the commander of the crew. He wears a mask that has a design very similar to the decepticon insignia. the guy transforms into a Tank. He has a very special talent, that talent being his voice. he uses his specially modulated vocal processor to cause the Decepticon Justice Division's latest transgressor's spark to self-destruct. Last but definitely is the medic of the team. She is a little robot that is named Nickel. Nickel is kind of like the overprotective mom of the team. She is the least menacing of the group, but that doesn't mean the others don't respect her. She loves every member of the team like her son, but she has a sweet spot especially for their leader Tarn. now back to the story...) "Oh i am truly sorry friend but we have too, you see, you broke a law against Megatron's rule and you cant simply walk away with that" said Tarn in the best caring voice he could muster. "Look il-ill pay you whatever you want, anything I swear, just please, im begging ya" cried the victim. "No can do pal, hey Tarn can we just kill'em, his voice is so annoying" said Helex. "You're no fun Helex" said Kaon enjoying the torment they are giving to this bot. "Before you kill me, can you answer me one question please" said the bot " I guess we could do that request, what do you want to know?" questioned Tarn. "Wh-why are ya guys still hunting us, bots, down for ya leader Megatron if the guys an Autobot now?" replied the victim. "What. why do you think its a good idea to lie to us, especially right as i'm thinking of who will do the honors of killing you?" questioned Tarn. Tarn then decided to pick the bot up by his throat as he switched on his modulated vocal processor. "I-i'm not i swears it. I saw the guy fly by with those lost light guys. They looked like they were going to that planet called Equestria" said the soon to be dead Cybertronian. "NO, no that can't be, he would never....Liar!!! I've had enough of this nonsense!" screamed Tarn in Fury before killing the bot with his voice and grip. "Uh oh Tarns angry" gulped Tesarus. "Everyone in the ship. NOW!!" shouted Tarn."Vos pilot this goddamn ship we're going to Equestria!" "Hey Tess, what got him upset?" questioned Nickel who was resting in the ship waiting for her boys to finish their work. "That robot out there thought it was a good idea to say Megatron was an Autobot now" answered Tesarus. "Shit" said Nickel
The Rest Of The Team Comes Out"Well there is this new dance club down in ponyville, its about to open in a few minutes, so if you guys want to go there its free." Said Spike hoping that they will leave him alone for the rest of his life. "Yo i like dance clubs, do you think they will accept another DJ, S-man" said another robot who was way bigger than spike. "by the way names Blaster." "Great" Spike said with a fake smile. "yeah I think they will they already have two Djs tonight, their names are Neon Lights a.k.a MC W1SH but most importantly Vinyl Scratch also known as DJ PON-3." "Cool, i can dig that!" said Blaster as he ran back into the ship to get his DJ equipment. "im tied of walking im gonna transform for a while" said Rodimus "Um,what do ya mean transform?" said a clueless Applejack. "you have never heard of transforming? well ill show you" said Rodimus as he transformed into a Cybertronian version of a Dome Zero car. "Wow, just, wow" said a jaw dropped Applejack. "so does your friend there transform into this thing too?" "Nope, he transforms into a tank show 'em Megs" answered Rodimus. Megatron transformed showing off his big menacing alt mode "Well ill be damned" said Applejack liking the tank way more than the boring car that Rodimus transforms into. "Thanks" said Megatron seeing how much Applejack liked his alt mode. "you girls want a ride?" said Rodimus. "Ill ride with Megatron, you can ride with Rodimus flutters " said Applejack knowing that Fluttershy had a crush on Rodimus, and also because she wanted to ride in a freaking tank. "Alright, i guess" said Fluttershy ALRIGHT, EVERYPONY ITS TIME TO PARTY!!! shouted the anouncer for the new dance club, before one of the workers pulled him aside. "Whats that,...uh-huh...awesome, ok, HEY EVERY PONY IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A NEW DJ JOINING THE CLUB WHICH MEANS THEIRS GONNA BE A DJ BATTLE!" "well where is he?, all i see is some weird cart thingy" questioned the announcer when he went to the backstage. "he is the wired cart thing" said the worker.
