Hundred Night with Big Mac

by jbond

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Comedy
Length: 3965

Normal life becomes much better when he buys a small pony and raises him as his son, but eventually they become closer to each other than we

The average person buys a pony. It would seem an ordinary animal, but soon it becomes for him as a son and as a good father, he explains to him many things, including what is the difference between people from the pony, but his thirst for the unusual will soon make a man's life is much worse.
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Attention! Contains sexual scenes with animals, including normal animals and interspecies copulation scenes with characters under age.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-27 15:59:27 UTC

Hundred night with Big Mac

Again, six in the morning, work. I would not want to, but probably necessary. Just like always for a person who is sitting in the office most of the day and so lasted long.

On the way to work, I jumped to the pet store. Beast-that is to buy to live happier. You come home, and she is glad to you. Well, there were as always the usual turtle, rat, well, kind of crap red curled up and shivering.

I look closer. Holy fucking shit! Statement jet! Pony! And not just a pony, and a Big Mac, but still small. I went to the saleswoman.

“How much fresh pony meat?“

“Take the case.“

Got out from somewhere strange and even watch your damn eyes. Horror!

Do not take so boots are made of this.

“Don't, I'll take him, he's so cute.“

I went to him, and he, too, was hatched. I could not speak, small to see. Well, I'll take it in my arms and stand of boutiques. Something more people. To push him away. Thought crawls under clothing, hell yes there is big.

Yes, I think damn hungry, you have to feed. How to carry on the shoulder put, well, damn it to me to break his neck.

Well, I looked at him and said follow me. Do not be stupid, gone, but apparently only scared he was. Around something strange. People photographed, children neigh. Gave him a jacket, so they see better that unknown jacket creeps than mysterious red creature. There is walked and got to flats.

I lived alone, so the family sent me a long time to live one type thrown. Went, I turned on the light, looked at pissed foal carpet, went to make a meal. What's eating the pony? In my the carrots. It would be necessary to hide the horse sausage, and at the same time everything that can cause his horror, such as all red and large.

I put food in a bowl. No, I would certainly put him at the table, but I think it's overkill, and it is still the kid, you have to feed him from a bottle perhaps, it is too early carrots, teeth industry. So I gave him milk and he drank. We ought to put him diapers, but fuck, yeah, so let them walk.

Included baby telly. On all channels or about Ukraine or about Ebola, or about the economy. Early in his more such shocks, so I have included something childish. From child I had a Ran and Stimpy, Happy Tree Friends and My little pony. Um, I do not want my pet to show such horrors, so disk with ponies thrown out the window and turned him the other two. He fell asleep without seeing a couple of minutes, charm. We ought to put him to sleep.

He is not a cat or a dog, you have him sleep in a decent place, place it in the bath. He recalled that in the bath there are many things which he can afford to hurt - razor, Worship and Bantus. Well, we do. I put it in their room, and he lay down in the bathroom.

***

Morning Sunday. In the morning I woke up a Big Mac, who was playing on my computer in the NFS. Steering wheel in the teeth kept as cute. I had to teach him to talk. I gave him a book of some kind. I repeat what was in the picture and asked him to say it. Something for a long time he could not utter a single word, and I got angry.

“Well damn!“

“Damn! - He repeated.“

“Yeah well, fuck!“

“Fuck!“

“Shit!“

“Shit!“

I do not know what came over me, but I repeated all the great and mighty.

We ought to even walk on the street, well, like a dog somewhere, he has to do, well ... All the same, I decided to wear his diapers, but he kept running away and stubborn. I shouted to him to stand, I tried to catch him, but something in vain. So he broke one of my favorite vase, which was inherited from my late grandmother.

“Mac! During a bad deed I go to the corner!“

It was hard to yell at him, but he apparently learned his lesson.

I decided to make it nice and offered to go to one of the playgrounds. There are of course all the children were his embrace, they have not seen such a creature.

Big Mac was aware that he was an animal, and the kids will not treat him as a person. One of the kids even wanted to sit on it, even though I just saved him.

“These Children are young and uneducated, I will send you to school, where you were not hurt.”

At night I put the Mac with a bed.

***

In the morning, I remembered that I wanted to send him to school, the more I had to go to work.

It was necessary to disguise it so that no one guessed that he ponies.

I went through all my clothes, which I had found, and less suitable for him.

Put on his pants, shirt and hat, well, now it is in principle not suspected. I gave him books and sent to school, and he went to work.

When I came home from work the Big Mac was home and tried to prepare food on my plate. He made a strange mixture of eggs, waffles, and soup. In vain I have not learned to read books where written recipes.

I looked at the strange mash. Himself I was too lazy to cook because I was tired at work. The taste was not very good, but I was hungry, and did not want to hurt his son.

“Do you like?”

“I ... Never eaten anything tastier.”

“I'm glad, Daddy!”

Then I got a little food is not always lumpy after these words.

Big Mac is prepared very smeared. During this time, I had never been washed, but would be worth it starts to stink. We had to wash it and I said it to him. He shook his head, but I was harsh and took him and dragged him into the tub. He became a little more difficult than it was a couple of days ago. He wanted to escape, but I put it in the bath and closed the door. After a couple of seconds, he was a gentle and ready for what I'll wash it. I did not know what and how to wash, as though he is not a man, but not a pet. He took an ordinary shampoo and began to wash them, do not care. So I just poured him a bunch of foam and shampoo and washed with water.

In the evening, I asked how the Big Mac was your day at school.

” All Was good, I liked our teacher and classmates taught me to play football, it was great, I can go there again?”

” Of Course, my dear, of course.”

He kissed me and went to sleep, this time I decided to sleep in the hall, and he was in my room.

For a couple of years, I have learned many things Big Mac. He began to read, and is now preparing my food, and in school he was a good student. He grew up pretty fast and for some 10 years, he became a teenager.

Once upon I noticed a white spot of his bed. We had to guess, that sooner or later it will happen

and he apparently experienced puberty. I wanted to see a doctor, but did not know what to say.

“Daddy!”

He took me behind all this, and I was embarrassed.

“I Accidentally spilled the milk on the bed.”

So nothing happened. But for how long?

Big Mac teacher started to complain that it has become a lot of pranks, and once she even caught him with a cigarette.

I strongly swore at him, and he even took offense at me. Then everything became worse.

Once he came to my office and made a mess of it. It was hard to report to his superiors, and they fired me because of this. Well, at least I was able to take his education.

***

Over time, I began to notice a change in my son. For example, I once again took him into the bathroom

and began to wash. I washed it very carefully and noticed that his eggs become large and swollen. Maybe

the time has come when the cost was to tell him about sex. I told him gently soaped them, and he was trying to hide the groans, but I understood everything. The water became visible white drops and it was definitely not the foam. It probably was his first orgasm. After he got his cock was already noticeable.

In the evening, the Big Mac loved when I talked to him, and this time I went to him.

He found one of my magazines Playboy and watched it. Big Mac sat back to me, but I could see the pictures. He quickly hid under a blanket and put the magazine.

“I Sleep! - He told me.”

“You What took my journal?”

I sat on the bed beside him. He was embarrassed by what happened and why he blushed, though his skin color was not noticeable.

“You Interested in women? I understand that you and the other pony's there and you can like anyone female, although the differences between a pony and a man of great and women have breasts, well, these are large and round.”

“They are very beautiful. My classmates somehow decided to peek in women's cloakroom, but I did not really see it.”

“And Here's what they have between their legs called the vagina.”

“You Could not tell, I have long been told classmates.”

“I could not help but notice how the mound sticking out on a blanket.”

“You're probably not finished, I think you'd better not get in the way.”

I was leaving his room, but then he shouted:

“Wait a minute!”

I looked at him and his face reddened.

“Something happened?”

“I Do not have hands, and I tried to do it hooves, but in the end somehow failed.”

He pulled off his blanket and I could see how hard he was. Before that, I saw his penis, but then it was a little like himself, a Big Mac.

“Do You have it big. In humans it quite differently arranged. You want me to do you?”

“Please! - He asked me.”

Wow it is enormous. Considering that a Big Mac was still young and his cock could be more.

At the touch of a phallus it was also strange. Masturbate his penis the same as his, and I use the same technique.

I held the other hand the magazine before his eyes so he could see everything that was there.

As a member of the red veins were small, and the head was swollen.

“Cum On my hand, do not spoil the furniture.”

He let a stream of white slurry, although it was a small amount, and then a couple of sharp jets burst with great force. I went to wash their hands, and said Big Mac to go to sleep.

***

I agreed with one of my friends from the stables and decided to take my son to see this horse, so he could do it with what is usually performed at his age. He allowed the use of one of the horses, ponies only he did not have and that could complicate the situation.

“Well, Big Mac, now you do not have to do it yourself, it will be a gift for you.”

“But I like a man!”

“For People it will be too, and the animals are unpretentious.”

He walked over to her and could not even reach her genitals. It was too high.

I picked him up and lifted so that he could touch his lips to her labia.

“A Long time necessary to lick?”

“While it will not be wet enough.”

He deepened the tongue deep enough. The pony Equestrian arranged differently and usually had a more pleasant taste than the horse from the ground.

“I Hope you know what to do next?”

I tried to help him to thrust his sexual organ and raised it even higher.

Hands I took his cock and helped him push it into the bosom of fillies, but it was huge compared to its member.

“You Can push it inside?”

“No.”

I had to push his rump back and forth to his penis could do frictions.

“And I can be in it?”

“Yeah, well, you're another species, in part.”

So his sperm shoots out of the penis dripping hoof pony. I did not tell the owner that it will do with it, so I washed sperm from her limbs and we left.

***

I waited for his son to be more precise a Big Mac at school. Today he was late and very strange.

“How Are you, Dad?“

“You are drunk?“

“A little bit. Just a couple of three beers.“

He stuttered and spoke almost illegible. Poor kid, he had to do something to help. Alcohol animal too dangerous, more dangerous than men. He was ill and he fell to the floor.

Late in the evening and had to sleep in the morning hoping it will get better. We had to give him pills, but he passed out. To monitor his condition, I lie down with him in an embrace. At night, he did not do anything strange, but suddenly

I felt like he pulled off my panties. He took my penis in her mouth. We must wean him behave as gay, even though he was drunk and did not realize. His teeth are not even allowed him to suck my dick. I splashed my sperm in her mouth.

In the morning he was better and he remembered nothing of what it was at night. He accidentally discovered one of my condom.

“It seems to me you need to learn how to use it. - I told him and pulled one out of the package.”

I took off his underwear, though reluctantly. I was ashamed to be naked in front of my son.

He carefully examined my penis. He was curious to know how it works in men. Unfortunately ask their classmates to show their sexual organs, he could not, they would have considered it a gay man.

But with some curiosity, he looked at it.

“How Much hair! Why do I not have them?”

“Do not worry. You're an animal, and so you have hair all over the body.”

I pulled condom to my body and asked for a Big Mac sits on it.

“It does not hurt?”

“Do not worry, everything is fine, just be strange at first.”

I drove to the Big Mac a cock on top gay experience for him was disgusted and he did not know that the ass is to relax.

“You Will not hurt if you relax.”

“This Rubber whatever it very cold.”

I taught him how to use it, as well as the one female was not, I was a teacher.

Sperm did not pour into his ass and all remained in condom and I got out of the priests, and showed him the stallion filled condom. He also wanted to put it on yourself. Again it was hard and I like a good father helped him put neatly dressed condom. The truth turned out to pull only partially. Dickhead pony was mushroom and member dressed only half of his phallus.

“Come Reversed.”

“Oh no! Your cock I just sever my ass and the more I do not want to become gay.”

“Well, What do I do?”

I sat down beside him and hugged him. I did a kiss on his cheek and began to tickle his belly, then his body began kissing and sucking the head of his penis with a stretched condom. He tickles the tongue and prick he laughed. Then his lips squished by prick and sucked hard until condom has no sperm. I was hoping to remove condom for him, but his dick is still stuck and condom not get down. My dick is down has not been able to fuck him. I squeezed her arms around his testicles and began to pull them simply. He was a little hurt, although ideas

It should be exciting and it was. I held him in my arms, and fingers twitching in the hand of his testicles while pulling off his penis with a condom. He screamed louder than usual, because his body again poured semen and tear condom was not necessary because his penis again cringed and crawled under the skin.

***

Over time, the majority came a Big Mac. I found a new job, about the same, bought a new apartment and a Big Mac went to live in my old. He was an adult I could I trust him to my apartment. I managed to have a girl and we lived happily with her for several months. I did not tell her about the Big Mac, it could shock it. One day I went to my son.

“Hey, Son.”

“Dad, you're not on time!”

I heard a noise coming from the soul. I made out of the bath shower a couple of years ago. I thought that my son has found a mate. Of course, I imagine that it will be a girl, but I do not think that they would have something left. But what was my reaction when the horse came out of the bath, not the size of a small pony Mac, and a huge horse, with a male. What does his floor was clearly visible. I wanted to leave, but my Big Mac knocked on the head and I passed out.

I was tied with ropes and undressed. Big Mac was preparing his penis. He learned to use a different grease, for a deeper entry, but it was not interested in my ass, he wanted to go to my throat.

They apparently agreed with the stallion out to rape me together. Well if it was a pony, but the horse!

A member of my son has become even more than before, and fit in my throat, he could not. During the time after

Incident with condom we no longer had sex. He had to deal with learning, though it is probably doing it with someone. Big Mac was trying to explain the horse, what he should do, but the horse was apparently straight people. He pushed his horse, but the benefit of its members was not at my level. It's hard to convince him to put the horse in my dick. Dumb animal.

“You Know that cause the animal to make it very difficult?”

“No, I'm prepared.”

And he took out of the closet for the horse aphrodisiac.

He forced him to eat the pieces probably a hundred, the whole package.

I too was excited and my dick was in hibernation, but it was not interested.

He managed to get the horse to stick to my own unit and I yelled, though a member went deep.

So I did not shout, Big Mac shoved his end in my mouth. I was like a skewer, but it turned out to be a dream.

***

Late at night and I got up and ran to his old house to visit my son. It was good that he was asleep and did not have any horses.

Also, it was nice to watch how he began and while his body grew.

I touched his cutie cereal, but I did not want to do this too perverted, because I'm just stroking

His stomach. I remember it was fun to do it in condom, but now he hardly able to climb for him.

I do not really like to have sex with him, for me he was like a son, and those old tricks were in the past, especially since I was a girl.

Suddenly he woke up, though he could not sleep

“Why do not you want me to do with fun games. - He woke up and asked to see me sad.”

“You're an adult, I'm just helping you with your growing up, now I will not do it.”

“But I want!”

I noticed it on his swollen trunk, which was even more than in the days of childhood, he became very great, with a couple of his hanging balls.

“Walk to the stables.”

Then we went back to the stables. Truth without permission and we would burn and make trouble.

There was just enough horses.

“Well, choose someone you like.”

He showed a hoof on one of the horses. I walked closer and saw that it was a horse.

“You're aware that this is not the mare?”

“You Said to choose anyone you like.”

“I Thought you select filly.”

“But I want a stallion.”

Probably I should not have let him in his time in college after high school, and maybe our games are to blame.

In any case, the horse did not want to fuck a Big Mac, but because Big Mac himself useful with his dildo to him.

“What, are you well? You have to trim.”

I did not know how to seduce a stallion, so held back this horse hooves.

“Now Kicking will not be!”

Then again he put his penis in it and spray the sperm escape from this horse. Too fast. Big Mac did not even have time to rest satisfied. We drove the guard and drove. I got shot in the leg and I fell. Lucky is not deadly.

***

She knew what we were doing and at the same time learned about my “son.” She left me and I went back to the hospital.

Big Mac was waiting for me at home and prepare a meal. I do not know that there was spiked, but I lost the ability to move. He took me on the sofa and took off my clothes.

My cock was hanging, but he did not like, so he tongues licking my balls, leaving the member alone, he was not interested, he struck up a taste of my eggs. A member of that rose suddenly and he began to drain the grease.

It is entirely swallowed my cock. He was small for his mouth, so he could swallow more and eggs.

Then he turned his back to me and I was able to see firsthand its trunk. I was dripping grease it rights on the lips.

He tried to release the sperm at me and he did not.

“I Can not do that, I need to caress me.”

He began stroking her body. Finally, he learned to do it myself. I was proud of her son. It's a pity I could not masturbate at this picture, because the body does not move, but my cock still twitching.

How nice it was to watch him crawl on the hoof member and produces sperm.

“Daddy! I came out!”

I was finally able to move and embrace a Big Mac. I was too close to him and rubbed my dick on his dick and we both finished.

***

In the morning I saw a note:

“Dear Dad! You taught me a lot and I learned to clop myself hooves. I took Twilight and we do not see more, but I am grateful. I told him about your lessons Celestia and she said that you were a good father.”

How cute. I will miss him!