Spike Throws a Bachelor Party

by PhoKingAzn

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 346

Dawg this story is dah shiz, rape and stuff

[One shot]
It is the day before the royal Canterlot Wedding.
Spike is given the task to throw a bachelor party for Shining Armor, but
what is this mysterious "bachelor" party.
Join Spike as he quests to find out and exploit it

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-19 04:06:10 UTC

What's a Bachelor Party?

By Jonathan Chung Nguyen

"So you all get the help with a big fancy wedding", paused Spike as he glimpse across the train's window to the other ponies.

He lifts his a hand and continues to explain, "I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party." The purple dragon suddenly thought to himself and gripped his chin. "But I have one question...", asked Spike, thinking carefully. "What's a bachelor party?"

The other ponies around him were chuckling and giggling around him. Embarassed, Spike slowly walked back staring down towards the floor of the car from the awkward question. The mane six were all staring at him as the train rolled along the track towards Canterlot.

"So darling, you don't know what a bachelor party is?", giggled Rarity as she drew closer to Spike.

"Nope not at all Rarity", the dragon replies as he stares back towards the purple maned unicorn.

"Well Spike, a bachelor party is when...like...", pauses Rarity as she thinks deeply to herself.

"It's like a PARTY for boys!", exclaims Pinkie Pie as she hops all around the cabin of the passenger car.

"Not exactly, you see Spike. A bachelor party is like... well", Applejack scratching a hoof on her head. "I'm trying to think of a way to explain it to you carefully."

"What do you mean by carefully?", questions Spike

Twilight was uncertain and sighed to explain, "I'll tell you when we get there."

"I don't see what the big deal is", grumbles the impatience dragon as the their train arrived to Canterlot.

~~~~~

Their train was slowly  rolling along the station platform into a complete stop. The mane six and Spike happily hopped off from a long trip from Ponyville. Spike came up to Twilight to ask, "So Twilight, how about now?"

"Not yet Spike. After I finish business with Mr. shining armor!", as Twilight stomped towards the royal garden.

"But wait!", but was already too late as the purple unicorn already trotted off.

Spike was still unsure what this bachelor party business was all about.