Mining Sweet Diamonds while hitting a Button

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 292

Diamond Tiara plays Minecraft with Sweetie Belle and Button Mash. 'Nuff said.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-28 22:01:38 UTC

I'm never becoming a gamer

Diamond Tiara. The richest girl in the school. Detested the CMC. Definitely not a gamer. She had to be one today. Probably for the whole week.

"Stupid parole officer. Makes Silver ride a scooter at light speed. Me, well, I HAVE TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?!" She yelled. She knocked on Button's door. Sweetie was standing in the doorway.

"Hey Diamond." Sweetie turned the other way. "Love Tap! Diamond Tiara's here!" She yelled. A few seconds later, Button's mom appeared.

"Hello! Button's upstairs!" She said in an upbeat tone. She lowered her voice to an almost growl in Diamond's ear. "I swear, if you make him cry on purpose, I. Will. Kill. You. And. Your. Family. I mean it."

"Okay. Mrs. Crazy Mom-To-Overly-Sensitive-Boy." Diamond said, and walked herself in and shut the door and locked it.

"You hold the space button." Button said.

"I SAID SHUT UP YOU IGNORAMUS!" Diamond yelled, getting a slight whimper from Button.

"Sheesh, you don't have to yell. Let's craft you a bed." Sweetie suggested.

"I want a diamond bed. Now." Diamond said. She put in the crafting recipe, but instead of wool, she put diamonds. In the little box where you get what you crafted, a blue bed labeled Diamond Bed was there.

"Mommmmm! Diamond Tiara broke Minecraft!" Button yelled. "She crafted a diamond bed!"

"Button, it's probably modded." Sweetie said. "Diamond, can you even sleep?" She added.

Diamond Tiara slept. And IRL, she, Button and Sweetie Belle gave in to the forces of sleep, and slept. The next day, she wiped her mouth and woke her now forced friends up.

"I have a bare tolerance for gamers. Doesn't mean I love them, I just tolerate them." Diamond stated.