chemrail gun

by the lord of time

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Anthro, Comedy
Length: 791

he just wanted a fake chemrail gun from the movie elysium for fun, but got a real and little more

hank is just a normal guy, one day finds a chemrail gun on the internet and buys it when he gets it something happens and he trown in another world with the not so fake chemrail gun that only will fire if he uses it and it has unlimited ammo what more do you need to be a badass?

(this will be happen before ticket master so he will be in most episodes)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-29 07:37:49 UTC

prequel

hi im hank, Hank Battle  just a regular guy in USA Boston, i had just watched the movie Elysium and i thought if i could get a fake chemrail riffel somewhere because who  wouldent have a chemrail riffel to a Collection of Things from movies and games?.

one day i just found it on the internet, it lookes so real that i thought it was the same gun from the movie, so of course of i brought it.

two days later after a long wait it finally arrived i put my phone in my pockets and went to the door and open it and saw a guy with a big package in his hands, "are you Hank Battle?" he asked "yes" i said.

"good i need you to sign here, here aaand here" he said as he showed me some papers "here you go, have a nice day" he said when i was done with writhing my name.

yesyesyesyesi kept thinking as walked to my living room with the package, i put it Down on the table and started opening it with a pair of scissors and took out the gun, it looked so realistic that i nearly thought that it would fire if i pulled the trigger, i then aimed it around randomly thinking there where enemies around me.

"aha you there take this" i said as i aimed at a random place and pulled the trigger, then something happen no one would have thought about something when they brought it over the internet.

IT blew up (or so i thought) in my hands so i flew back through my house and when i landed i blacked out.

I woke slowly (very slowly) and held my head in my hands "Ooh god my head, what happen?" i said as i got up and notice one smal thing.

I was not in my house nor my neighborhood or CITY, i was in a forest i did not know and was often the forests around Boston or out on the country.

"Well lets see if i can  find my way out of here and back home, or something" i then noticed that my new chemrail riffel was just beside me, now i was confused, why would somone both take me and this fake riffel and wasent it blown up?

just as went over and picked it up i heard growling behind me and i turned around as fast as i could, and saw something i though i never would see in my entire life and more.

A wolf, now before you think just a wolf, people see those oftenthis wolf was made of tree( or something else i dont know) and it looked hungry and i think was on the menu today.

I think you could smell the fear of me, because it began walking towards me while it growled and was defence less with only a fake gun and my bare hands and legs, so i did what any person would have done.

I ran as fast as could but not for long because i tripped over a root (damm trees) and the wolf was running really close now.

I was so scared that i aimed the riffel at it and just pressed the trigger, and damm was that a surprise when it acually worked.

As i pulled the trigger in the dark forest  was showered in blue light from the gun and the wolf was shot to Swiss cheese as it eksploded (somehow?) and the trees behind it was also turned to Swiss cheese as the gun kept firing, i stopped after 10 sec of holding the trigger surprised as hell because it really worked.

I looked around the clearing i was in, all the trees was either fully destroyed or was full of holes, i was pretty sure the trees behind them was destroyed too because in the movie the gun could penetrate steel walls.

I surely hoped that i dident hurt anybody or anything, i got up from the ground and began walking in no paticulary way and thought of one thing. this day surely got interesting

(2 hours later)

`trees trees trees oh and look another tree´i thought,  i had been walking for two hours and seen nothing but trees and animals.

I was so angry that i actually aimed my riffel to the sky just holed the trigger hoping that someone would see it, i then heard some voices not far and sounded like they were running towards me thank godi thought as i sat Down waiting for them i then saw them but there where not humans or anything i have ever seen.

what the helli thought as i stared at them and they stared at me