The Cutting Room Floor

by RarityEQM

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Adventure, Sex, Tragedy, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 8310

This is the cutting room floor. A place for all of my stories that didn't quite make it.

This is the cutting room floor. A place for all of my stories I've ever stopped caring about, couldn't finish, haven't finished, or just generally written and never bothered to post. I figure artists post pictures of their works in progress, or scraps, or sketches. I should be able to do that same, right? Besides, if someone finds something they really like, maybe I'll be incensed to finish it someday.

Published 2015-05-28 22:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-16 20:15:55 UTC

And one to grow On

It was the cadet's birthday, and there wasn't much left to do in the night. They had gone to a concert, played video games, and even though Rainbow wasn't exactly 'nimble' in the kitchen, they had managed, to enjoy a delightful home cooked dinner. Surprisingly enough, the night was going extremely well. They had managed to get out of kitchen duty though some favors Dash had pulled. They got

the last two tickets left for the big DJ Pon3 concert. The music was amazing, and on the way out of the stadium, they found a twenty bits, just lying on the ground.

Rainbow gave a relaxed grin, , leaning back to soak in the view of Lightning, who had insisted that she put the dishes away even if it was her birthday. She had aqua fur and a bright yellow, off yellow mane cut. They'd joined the academy together, and now...well...now Lightning Dust was a pony Dash couldn't live without. They were partners in everything, and they thrived on adventure.

" Yo Rainbow ?" The cadet looked up, tilting her head curiously. Lightning was staring at her, having long since put the dishes into the sink. Both cadets living on the base, neither of them had anywhere nearby to crash, but Lightning's friend, 'Surprise' had a little place near by, which she had offered them for the night.

"Yeah?"

"You were staring into space."

"Heh. Sorry. I guess I was just thinking..."

"Did it hurt?"

"Har har."

"Well, it's starting to get late. Maybe we should start thinking about cleaning up." The pegasus quipped, to which Rainbow nodded her head. Together, they rose from their spots, and headed into the living room, where a plethora of personal belongings cluttered the floor. Lightning bent down, beginning to collect her things, while Rainbow busily gathered up their jackets.

"We really need to find a way to thank Surprise for letting us borrow her apartment for the night." Lightning mused while reaching for an empty soda bottle. Rainbow chuckled, and nodded her head.

"Yeah, well, I just wanted to have a place to cook something...I think I'm getting better." She said with a wide smile and perked ears.

Lightning grinned and stood up, nodding her head appreciatively.

"Yeah you are. Soon you'll be just like Emerald-BAM!" The cadet chuckled, giving Rainbow a firm punch in the arm. Dash yelped, stumbling backwards and landing with an "Ooof!" onto the couch, and was quickly followed by Lightning on top of her, chuckling softly. Rainbow grinned, and squirmed, reaching a hoof out of the tangle of arms and legs and grabbed at her jacket.

"Ooooh, Hey, Lightning, I've got something for you."

"For me?"

"Yeah...it's just... Ya know..."Dash smiled sheepishly and reached into her jacket, producing a small white package; a decorated box, white paper with red wrapping. Lightning grinned, rattling the box near her ear.

"What is it?" She asked with an eager grin. The Pegasus underneath her squirmed a bit and shook her head,

snickering quietly.

"Just open it." She quipped, but her voice was drowned out by the sound of ripping paper and torn ribbon, followed by a gasp.

"Dash, what the hell?!" Lightning yelped. Rainbow giggled. In Lighting's hooves was a package of panties0 bright white with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark all over them. Compliments of Rarity. While Lightning Dust looked bemused, Rainbow caught sight of a slight blush forming across her nose and grinned.

"How modest. Like I want anything to do with you on my butt. "She snorted. Rainbow gave a quiet grasp and stuck her tongue out. "

"Please, I'm the coolest thing that would ever touch your butt. Anyway, I didn't know your size so I guessed. ...I hope they fit. Um...try them on?" Rainbow asked, a soft red tint of a blush starting to form over her muzzle. A similar stripe appeared across Lightning's muzzle and the little aqua pegasus bit her lip.

"Geez. For you and ONLY for you, you perv. But we shouldn't stay here much longer...how about the dorm rooms?" she asked. Rainbow

quickly agreed.

* * *

"Well what do you think?" Lightning asked sheepishly a full on blush over her face as she stood, entirely bare save the underwear, in the

middle of the tiny room, while Rainbow sat on the bed, the tip of her tail flickering happily as Lightning modeled off the custom undies.

"I like them!" Rainbow said almost instantly, who was sitting with her legs crossed and her tail by her side. She'd stripped down to just her undershirt, and a pair of panties herself, and grinned a sly grin at Lightning Dust. Lightning rolled her eyes, crossing her arms.

"You would. They're a size too small. " The girl grumbled, and indeed they were. The panties fit snug around Lightning's hips, outlining her curves and a clinging helplessly to her rear in the back. No matter how hard she tried, it was impossible to get the fabric up high enough to cover up the embarrassing 'Y" of the cleft under her tail.

Rainbow blushed a little deeper and shrugged her shoulders helplessly. "Sorry Lightning...I'll take them back if you want me too..."

"Shut up, Dashie. I'm just saying you've got crappy taste in sizes....or very good tastes, You perv." Lightning chuckled. Rainbow blushed a little harder and giggled along with her, nodding her head.

Soooo Dusty. There's also one last present I gotta give." Rainbow grinned wickedly. Lighting frowned. She knew that tone of Rainbow's voice...

"Yeah...whats that??" Lightning asked, ears flattening a little as an edge of caution filled her voice. Regardless of her reflexes and nimble agility gained for years of flight, Lightning completely failed to avoid Rainbow 's grasping hoof, fingers wrapping around the girl's wrist, pulling her down onto Rainbow's lap.

"H, hey! Dash! Leggo! Get offa me!"Dusty snarled. Rainbow only grinned, holding tightly onto Lighting as she squirmed in her lap. One hoof rested on the small of Lighting's back, while the other rested gently along the plump, firm curve of the girl's upturned rear end.

"Sorry, but rules are rules, and it's yer birthday..." Dash hissed.

"Birthday spankings." Lightning said with an amused grin. Rainbow quickly nodded and the pegasus giggled, giving her rump the cutest little wiggle Rainbow had ever seen.

"Well...go on, get them over with." Lightning grinned. She had expected Rainbow to say something before the first swat landed, but that wasn't the case at all, the surprise of the blow causing the girl to jump in Rainbow 's lap. The cadet just giggled quietly. The firm kiss of Rainbow 's fingers weren't hard at all, playful would be the best word to describe it. The second blow landed a hoof squarely across Lightning's firm right cheek, followed by another blow to the left aqua cheek. The fourth blow landed across both cheeks of the panty covered rump, forcing a surprised yelp from the girl's other end.

"Hehehe, Happy birthday, Dust. Give up, yet??"

"...Give up?? Harder you pussy!!"

Lightning snapped. Rainbow needed no further encouragement. The fifth, sixth and seventh blow smacked across Lightning's right cheek, and the eighth, ninth, and tenth, all landed perfectly across her left cheek. flooding the room with firm cracks and swats, now that Lightning had teased Rainbow into it.

"That's ten." Rainbow chuckled, , looking down at the girl, squirming across her knees. Lightning blinked, her ears perking, and her face twisting in confusion.

"Aren't you supposed to go to twenty?" "She asked curiously with a gentle wriggle of her rear. Rainbow rolled her eyes.

"I don't think you can handle twenty."

"Bitch please! "Lightning snorted. Rainbow grinned- Exactly what she was hoping for. Rainbow nodded, drumming her fingers gently along the rounded swell of Lightning's backside.

"Ok, but for the last ten..."Rainbow paused for a moment, letting her voice trail off. Lightning didn't need to ask, instead she only shivered when she felt the cool breeze of the room kiss the freshly bared cheeks of her rear. The rainbow panties hanging around her thighs. she blushed faintly, squirming under the gaze of Rainbow dash, who had a perfect view of her unprotected bare bottom.

"Eleven!" Rainbow cried out in an obviously pleased voice Lightning Dust shivered, her blush still resting comfortably on her cheeks as the blow echoed through the room. She wished Rainbow wouldn't' take her sweet time with this. It was almost unbearably embarrassing, and Lightning was almost positive that Rainbow could smell the birthday "surprise" her actions were causing. Rainbow paused, staring down at the twin globes of Lightning that she dominated. This was the closet she had even been to the Lightning's backside and she never really had a chance to observe the way she did now. The cheeks were perfect, rounded, firm yet, plump. The perfect bubble butt- like ripe grapefruit, so to speak. She trailed a finger delicately along the adorable divide that separated the twin globes, forcing a squirm out of the girl below her.

"D-Dashie...come on That- that...feels funny..." Lighting mumbled, only to gasp in surprise when the next hit struck!

"Twelve!" Rainbow barked, landing a swat across Lightning's behind with the force of a cadet who was starting to go overboard. Lightning bit her lower lip, shivering under Rainbow 's hooves and the sensations that came along with it. Rainbow giggled quietly to herself. She had to savior this ,make it last as long as possible. Thirteen smacked across both cheeks, forcing a most delightful jiggle from Lightning's rear end. Both cheeks bouncing and trembling, like some foreign dance done only for the watching blue pegasus. Rainbow 's heart skipped a beat. Fourteen, fiftieth and sixteen, all landing on Lightning''s right cheek, and seventeen, eighteen, and nineteen, all landed on Lightning's left cheek. By twenty, both of them were panting equally hard...

"TWENTY!" Rainbow barked, landing the blow squarely across Lightning's bottom, forcing a yelp out of the girl- it was the hardest Rainbow had chosen to hit yet. There was a slight pause now. They were done. There weren't any more smacks to be had, yet neither of them moved. The naked girl shivered a bit, looking back at Rainbow over her shoulder with a quiet smile.

"Well...is that all?"

"AND ONE TO GROW ON!!" Rainbow giggled, landing one last slap across Lightning's behind, forcing Lightning to bounce on Rainbow 's lap. The two of them giggled quietly for a moment, before Rainbow let Lightning sit up, the two of them tumbling back onto the bed in a playful embrace.

"Mmm, you need to wait until your birthday bitch." Lightning whispered gently. Rainbow rolled her eyes- but nodded her

head.

"Well it's almost midnight...now what?"

"Well...now my ass hurts. And it's still my birthday, so get to rubbing!"

"hehehe...alright...alright.. " Seconds later, Lightning was treated to the wonderful, familiar sensation of hooves rubbing her bare behind. She shivered, a quiet moan of ecstasy slipped past her lips and she closed her eyes, her ears perking slightly to the gentle words that trickled from the her best friend behind her.

"Happy Birthday Lightning."

Author's Note

I posted this months and months ago, but some one made some comments about my dreadful grammar, and I got self conscious and pulled it down. It's not -that- great of a story, and it got a buncha negative votes. I admittedly, had written this a long time ago about another couple, then never posted it, and then translated it into Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust, because I liked it that way much better, but over all, eh. -.- not that great. I gave up on it.

AVODAD: Partners

The Adventures of Diamond and Dinky: Partners

"So dis target of mine. What can you tell me about him?" Diamond asked. The night was absolutely silent, save for the foot steps of the two fillies meandering down the side streets of Canterlot. Diamond had her hands stuffed into her pockets, while Dinky casually strolled along with an open book hovering in front of her.

Dinky rolled her eyes and drew in an irritated breath. "Do you ever pay attention to briefing? His name is Night Scape. He's been casting spells that are being powered via the night itself. Princess Luna is exceedingly displeased. She wants you to find him, and secure his location in Canterlot." Dinky huffed quietly, her voice riddled with tension. Diamond gave one of her trademark sighs, and let her shoulders slump as she walked.

"Laaaaame. Why do I always get da boring missions? Find dis dude, find dat dude, find da ding dis guy stole. And why do I have to lug you'se around with me?" The filly groused. Dinky gave a hot snort of irritation and flipped a page in whatever book she was studying. The studious one of the duo.

"Oh, believe me. Following you around is no picnic. My job is to make sure you don't do anything stupid. I have the most difficult job in the castle. "Dinky sighed. Diamond rolled her eyes, and was about to offer her particular feelings on the subject, when a voice echoed through the empty alley way around them.

"Boy, they're gettin' younger and younger these days. Hey cutie! Got somethin over here for you to study!" Stallions. Two stallions. Drunk stallions, walking down the opposite side of the alley. The one talking groped at his crotch and lewdly humped the air towards the girls. Diamond elbowed Dinky in the side and grinned.

"He's talkin' to you'se sweet cheeks." She chuckled. Dinky sighed. Just ignore them, keep walking. She buried her nose in her book, hoping against hope Diamond wouldn't provoke them. She was tired of cleaning up messed caused by the filly. To her good fortune, Diamond remained quiet, casually walking along with her hands still stuffed in her pockets. The stallions however, seemed provoked anyway.

"Hahaha, dude, even these chicks ignore you. You have like, no game. Absolute zero. Hey, hey dork! Whadda you think? This guy is a zero, yeah?!" One of them laughed. He made the mistake of reaching out to grab Dinky's shoulder, and Diamond scowled.

"Hey, bone head, hands off! " She snapped, leaping immediately in between the two. They laughed, and staggered back slightly, lifting their hands up to try and stave off Diamond's sudden ferocity.

"Whoa, whoa, easy there, sweetie. It's cool, just chill. We're just messin'. " He laughed. Diamond however, gave him no quarter, narrowing her eyes and pressing forward.

"Touch us again, and you'se gonna haff a bad day. " She snarled, pushing Dinky backwards as she did so. Dinky did not protest, and found a morbid curiosity swelling inside of her as the situation progressed. The two stallions peered at each other, and then down at the snarling little girl in front of them.

"For real? Are you serious. Diver, she's serious. Kids these days are stupid. Fuck of, lil girl, I do what I want." He groaned reaching down to shove the girl out of the way. With that, Diamond arched forward and shot her leg out in a well practiced kick, colliding with the junction betwix the stallion's legs with a sickening crunch. He dropped to his knees with a thud, while his friend threw his head back and cackled. The one on his knees reached for the filly, but she had anticipated his move, and twisted his arm into a joint lock, holding him firmly at her mercy.

"Hey, Dinky. If you'se job is to keep me from doin' stupid dings, you'se suck at it. " Dinky gave a sullen sigh and let her shoulders slump.

"Oh, it certainly has its challenges. " She sighed. "Come on, this is not your target, and you're wasting time. " She groaned. Diamond gave a quiet snort, and released her grasp on the stallion, turning to stuff her hands back into her pockets and continue her quest.

She was not surprised when something metal caught her in the back of the head with a resounding clang that filled the alley. The stallion she'd struck grasped the lid of a trashcan and clipped her with it.

Author's Note

So on EQM Diamond and Dinky aren't exactly 'partners' but I wanted to write a story about them both. They're both kids with abilities they don't want that wildly contrast one and other. Diamond can't die, and Dinky has the power to siphon life from other creatures. She's a necromancer with the 'death' spell. Dinky is very pessimistic, and Diamond tries to be optimistic. There's comedy gold there, but this just didn't turn out the way I wanted it too, so bleh.

Diamond's Origin

Diamond's Origin

Presenting:

Diamond is a ten year old filly born in Manehatten. She's a 'nudge' which is a slang term, (derogatory) for any pegasus that's an orphan. Usually a baby pegasus that was 'accidently' nudged off a cloud to a supposed death. The parents fly away, no one is the wiser, and they don't have to deal with the 'unexpected' bundle of joy a wild night of passion might have.

Diamond was found in a field as a baby on the outskirts of the city, without a scratch on her and was taken to the orphanage (Sunny Skies home for wayward foals.) As she ages, she discovers her body is an oddity of nature and genetics. While other kids got bumps and bruises and scrapes and cuts- Diamond never managed to have any, despite being a energetic little pegasus. Her skin is incredibly durable- almost (But not quite) Unbreakable. Either by freak accident of nature, or miracle, Diamond is considered a 'freak' by the rest of the children, which leads to a great number of fights on her part. This leads Diamond to the city- placing her in foster homes and different programs, but her penchant for getting into fights follows her dauntlessly. Much to the displeasure of her caretakers.

At eight years old, Diamond is kicked out of the orphanage,(To much fighting) just before she has a chance to run away. She leaves happily, in hopes to find her real parents- the only thing she wants in life- Answers to why they abandoned her, and who she really is. Instead she ran into another orphan by the name of Star Strider. Star Strider discovers Diamond's unique 'talent' to suffer enormous amounts of physical punishment without a bodily scratch. Strider teaches Diamond Dancer how to steal and how to survive on the city streets, quite a bit like Oliver Twist, as it were. He uses her as a distraction, often getting hit by a taxi or a trolly car, and creating a big spectacle, while he steals whatever food that he can. In two years, they eventually meet a run away named Sunfire, and two additional homeless colts; Punchline, the earth pony, and Criss Cross, the unicorn. They form a little ragtag band of friends and spend their days together.

One night, Star Strider remarks to Diamond, that if she wishes on a shooting star, her wish will come true. Well, at this point, all Diamond wants out of life is a real family, so she starts wishing extra super hard every night, but has no luck. At this point, Diamond becomes obsessed with the idea and decides if she can't wish on a shooting star, maybe she can catch one instead. She begins training to fly into space (no one said Diamond was a particularly bright little pony) with wing push ups, and endurance training. Her obsession drives her to work her body to exhaustion but her determination is unshakable, leading her to spend days training to fly as far and as high as possible.

Unfortunately, Diamond and company receive a horrible realization that eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in makeshift beds in dirty alleyways is no way for fillies and colts to live. Criss Cross becomes life threateningly ill, and with no money for medicine and no one to turn to, the group face the prospect of a real loss.

Meandering through the city in search of hope, Diamond stumbles across a poster for "Highest Flying Pegasus" contest sponsored by the Wonderbolts (With a great deal of prize money to boot!) and decides she's going to win. She HAS to win. Begging Criss Cross to hang on for her, she puts her all into flying as high as possible to receive the prize money needed to save her friend's life. To help hype Diamond, and get the crowd on her side, her friends launch a tiny campaign to paint Diamond as the 'under dog' giving her nick names such as "The Miracle Mare" and "The fantastic filly" and "The impossible pony" using her highly durable body as proof she is 'indestructible' and she was 'made to win' The judges decide to allow her to compete, (As a joke, and good press for the wonderbolts) Having spent years training for this very competition, Diamond promises Criss Cross that she'll save him. In the long run, Diamond manages to win through sheer determination and the oddity of her genetics. This nets her a cutie mark: a shooting star, The object of her obsession- which she takes to symbolize determination. However, while flying so high wins her the prize money needed to rescue Criss Cross from his illness, and grant her the title of "Highest Flyer in Equestira" Diamond contracts the disease "Icarus Syndrome" which is received from flying far to high for extended periods of time. The air is to thin and cold for sustained flight, and Diamond flew well past the boundaries of safety to ensure her victory.

The disease starts out as a cold, stage one, and starts it's work weaving into a pony's immunity systems. At stage two, it mutates into a bad fever, with flu like symptoms. Stage three has the body losing color, as Diamond's silvery coat is slowly being marred with black and nasty blotches like ink. Stage four is the last stage where the disease is curable. At this stage, the circulatory system is effected, leaving the extremities of the body without feeling and the senses start to waine. While not paralyzed, Diamond has lost her senses of smell, taste and touch in her limbs (adding to her 'supposed invincibility' as she can no longer feel pain.) Upon returning to earth, (In a spectacular crash-Diamond having passed out due to lack of air during her flight,) Diamond is taken to the local Hospital to assess her wounds as Diamond was knocked unconscious by the violent crash.

While in the hospital, visiting Diamond is approached by a doctor whom is curious to study the phenomenon of her body. In turn, he promises Diamond a 'cure' for her disease. Accepting the bargain, The doctor discovers Diamond is in fact, a crystal pony, but she's never been exposed to the crystal heart in order to gain her gleam. And odd occurrence at birth her left her body like her name sake, and left her highly durable to almost all things physical. While physically invulnerable, Diamond suffers from an identity crisis, and depression. She's emotionally fragile, and easy to provoke into arguments or fighting, especially on the topic of her parents.

While in the hospital, Diamond learns more about her disease. The fifth level of the disease is when it effects the brain, and the sixth, and final stage is death. She discovers that the doctor treating her has no intention of actually curing her illness, but is far more interested in replicating her surprising durability. Millions could be made from a procedure that would give ponies invulnerability. Diamond, however, flees the hospital with the help of her friends, but realizes she has little time left to live. (A little less than six months) While still capable of thought and function, Diamond leaves Manehatten to seek out Princess Luna, whom she thinks is the creator of the stars in the sky to bid her thanks. (Not wanting her friends to mourn her incoming death, Diamond refuses to tell them why shes leaving, prompting an argument leaving Diamond to storm off in an angry huff. She'd rather have them think she hated them, and to have them hate her, than to force them to watch her die, with nothing they could do about it. Diamond is kicked out of the group, and left to her own devices, as she had planned. )

Diamond seeks Princess Luna, for It was the stars and her obsession that let her do all that training, and thus, allow her to save Criss Cross. She feels she owes Princess Luna a personal thank you and her loyalty. She strikes out to Ponyville to visit the famed Everfree Forest and hunt down Princess Luna at the castle of the two sisters.

While there she meets several ponies, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy specifically. Pinkie Pie while friendly and hyperactive, touches Diamond's heart when she offers Diamond a free cupcake. Diamond refuses, recanting that she cannot taste anything, and Pinkie counters by offering Diamond a bowl of Oatmeal instead, saying "It doesn't really taste like anything, so we can share it together, and you aren't missing out!" Fluttershy, offers Diamond a place to spend the night while she tries to figure out how to get in contact with Princess Luna. While there, Fluttershy discovers how sickly Diamond is, and realizes she hasn't much time. She decides to visit the palace and beg for an audience for the sickly little filly. While in Fluttershy's home, Diamond is seduced into Ever Free forest by a voice promising her a reprieve from her sickness. Diamond follows the voice, terrified at the prospect of dying without being able to talk to Princess Luna, and discovers it's source: a nightmare.

The little filly is possessed and begins a campaign to destroy Ponyville but it is short lived. She is rescued by Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, using the powers of Kindness and Laughter and overall, the power of friendship to free Diamond of the nightmare's grasp. While the creature was driven away from the filly, it left a curse upon her body, leaving her in a state of perpetual undeath. In such, a way for it to return once it was recovered and seize her body once again- using Diamond's youthful appearance and her genetic oddities to be a fearsome weapon.

Diamond, now cursed and unable to die from the disease killing her, nor live life as a normal pony, unable to age or grow beyond her current state, continues her quest to hunt down Princess Luna. She succeeds and approaches Luna with the intent to thank her for the stars in the sky. In conversation, Princess Luna discovers of Diamond's past and the incredible events that lead her to the castle. Instead of a simple thank you, Diamond finds herself suddenly, in the employee of the Princess: Royal Night's Errant. An invincible little filly with a cutie mark in sheer determination might prove useful, and the princess sends Diamond all over Equestria to recover stolen artifacts or missing items of importance.

While Diamond is nothing more than a glorified errand girl for the Princess of the night, she is beside herself with joy, now that her life has a purpose, and she's working under the princess of the stars. In thanks for Diamond's services, Princess Luna has promised to help Diamond find a cure for her curse and her disease, in addition to a tiny, glowing pendant. A star from space from the princess herself! Diamond's life is a mish mash of ups and downs, and death is never more than one day away, but the little filly is slowly finding out that no matter what happens friendship is magic, and it's a magic she's come to rely on.

Diamond, bills herself as the "Impossible Pony" The "Fantastic Filly" and the "Miracle Mare from Manehatten." She boasts that she is invulnerable, and is quite content to let most ponies think that it's true, (In reality, Diamond isn't as invulnerable as she claims but she realizes the power of a good reputation) She has no sense of taste, touch or smell, and her nerve endings are woefully dysfunctional. She cannot swim without sinking like a stone, and can only fly in short radical bursts, and normally only in one direction- plummeting to the ground in a spectacular crash landing whenever she attempts to touch down. Emotionally fragile and Impulsive, Diamond would hardly seem the type to be serving under a princess.

But for all her short comings, Diamond is loyal to Luna to a fault. She loves the night, the stars in the sky, and her princess for delivering them to her. She'll take any mission handed to her by Princess Luna, if it's going to get a sandwich to delivering documents to the Gryphon Empire! Following Luna blindly, Diamond Dancer doesn't question Luna's orders, whatever they may be. She is completely devoted to the night and her princess, and the stars. This sometimes proves dangerous, when Diamond misinterprets the Princess's desires...

Things to Note:

-Diamond hangs out in the Royal Palace after visiting hours simply because she -can-. As a royal member of Princess Luna's night court, is is granted full access to the castle, and anything that may help her complete her missions from Princess Luna. This vexes the castle guards. A lot.

-Diamond's little glowing Pendant from Princess Luna is in fact, a shard of a fallen star. One percent, mind you, but still a star. The star eagerly and maliciously grants whatever Diamond may wish with the phrase "I wish" resulting , often, in hilarious situations. The Star is only one percent, so it often fails the grant the wish completely. Example One: Diamond's first wish, as for the golden horde of a dragon. It appeared- above her- and crushed her. Then the dragon that it belonged to appeared- and also crushed her. The Dragon in turn, ate Diamond Dancer whole, and she survived due to her 'invincibility' Being pushed through a 'dragon' is not a memory Diamond is happy about.

-Example Two: Diamond wished for a lollipop. The lollipop materialized out of nowhere the size of a boulder. It was, (according to the wrapper) Spider Flavored. Diamond was not pleased. Because of these incidents, Diamond tries hard not to 'wish upon her star' and in turn, wears it constantly to keep ponyville safe from it. Diamond, however, HAS figured out some usefulness to her wishes. "Wishing herself "anywhere but here." in a dangerous situation often results in her teleporting three 1/2 feet to the left, or the stallion's bathroom in the castle barracks. If she absentmindedly wishes to know where Luna is, she'll be teleported to that pony instantly to fulfill her wish. Accidentally teleporting into Luna's bathtub made Diamond seriously consider burying the star somewhere deep, deep in Equestria.

-Diamond may have highly (Very highly) durable skin and alleged invincibility but she does not have super strength to match. She is remarkably ineffective in any offensive position, as she has the strength of a ten year old girl. That being said, Diamond is often knocked around quite a bit in combat, when trying to fetch something for Luna in hostile environments. She has discovered she makes a good 'distraction' for other member of the night court, and often acts out the role of "Bait" when engaged in a mission.

-Diamond cannot feel her mouth or tongue, resulting in an very pronounced, Manehatten accent. She says "You'se " for use, and the letter "D" instead of any letter "T" "Dis" "Dat" Dank you'se" Ovah' Dare!"

-Diamond's blotches and splotches from her disease cover her muzzle, ears, wings, hooves, and neck and she has a splotch under her right eye, that resembles a tear drop. Due to this, Diamond has very few friends her age, who are willing to look past her disease for the lonely little filly that she is.

-Diamond was adopted by a pony named "Bardigan" who acts as her big brother. He's treasured by her and she regards him as her 'number one' priority. So much so, that it has caused a mental and psychological issue for Diamond. Under the impression that Bardigan is being threatened, or if she ever see's him hurt, Diamond slips into a berserk rage. It is a status that she does not enjoy, or remember, but results in her completely losing mental function and hurling herself at the perpetrator of the action. She isn't very strong, but her tenacity has no match. Regardless to bodily harm or situation, Diamond wildly attacks until the culprit is no more, and reverts back to her normal state of mind. This has caused a significant amount of problems for the two, with Bardigan trying his best to remove some of the anger Diamond is obviously carrying with her.

-While serving as a distraction for the other members of the Night Court, Diamond also, often serves as a weapon. She is thrown violently towards an enemy, and latches on to them, or slams into them. For this reason, Diamond is often teased about being the "Ballista' of the group. Ammunition when serving on the field.

-Diamond hates the fact that she cannot taste, smell or feel. She often gazes longingly at Sugar Cube Corner, wondering what it's like to taste their famous cupcakes, or smell the cookies they bake on a daily basis. While she doesn't openly display her depression (got to keep the image of being the invincible filly) Diamond often finds herself crying, staring at the bakery, and wishing she could have a normal life.

-Diamond sleeps during the day, and ventures out a night. She doesn't like the sun, but is tentatively tolerant of Celestia. Although she thinks any pony who would banish her own 'sister' to the moon may not be all that she's cracked up to be.

-Diamond has a hopeless crush on the pony from her group, named "Criss Cross" but she never managed to get the nerve to tell him. She hates herself for it.

That's Diamond Dancer in a nut shell!

http://noben.deviantart.com/art/Diamond-Dancer-and-Bardigan-530185968

Author's Note

This is just Diamond's Origin story I wrote a month or so back and threw up in my Journal. Nothing new here, although the Picture is really really sweet. It's Bardigan and Diamond.

Payback

She moved. Slowly. Graceful steps riddled with intent and authority. It was a strength, and a frightening one indeed. She was in charge, and Flicker Feather knew it. That was the worst part...

she knew it to. Her movements were agonizingly slow, her gaze flickering across each instrument. The brush. The feather. The forks. She had all the time in the world and endless
opportunities.

When Flickers's eyes caught her sapphire gaze, he felt a chill ripple down his spine, despite the Summer's heat. She hadn't said anything. No terms. No agreements. No safe words. Every single ounce of control in the room had be sucked away from him, leaving him chained up, and hopelessly dependant on a nonexistent mercy. And as she leaned forward, brushing her cheek across his, and letting her supple lips press against his ears, she let out a cool breath.

"Won't this be fun?" She whispered.

The words whispered through his ears like a spell- hypnotic and horrible exciting at the same time. He trembled. There were so many things to be afraid of- and so many things to hope for, and so many things that could HAPPEN! The world was a spinning whirlwind of possibilities and it made him dizzy. He swallowed, shivering at the proximity of this Crazy mare. He wanted everything to happen to him, and at the same time, nothing at all. Rarity smiled. Her cold, wonderful, terrible smile.

"I have a surprise for you." She crooned. A surprise? What could she possibly have prepared that could be any worse that what his mind was imagining that could happen to him. But he knew better. Rarity was good at surprises. She turned, and a bright, flicker of a spark shot off her horn and illuminated one of the gloomy corners of her dungeon- Where Twilight Sparkle sat. Grinning ear to ear. Holding a feather in between her lips.

"...I'll just leave you to alone." Whispered Rarity, kissing the poor boy on the nose. She turned sharply on her hooves, and trot out of the room.

Twilight smiled and from her lips, came a bone chilling word. A word that fired thousands of shivers through Flicker's frame. No spell, nor hex, nor curse could have thrust fear into his heart, like that one. Single. Word: "Payback."

Author's Note

Something I wrote for that sweetie "Caroo-the-ticklish"

Urge to Serve

I exist. That's all there is to it, really. No past, no future, just here and now with an urge to serve. To serve. It is my purpose. It is my mantra. It is my creed. It is my destiny. My very existence. I open my eyes, gazing around the room slowly. A library. Fairly clean, well structure, shelves and shelves of books, row after row after row, and in the middle of it all; a purple little pony girl, standing sheepishly in front of me. Her smile is balanced precariously on the precipice of nervous and excitement. It was absolutely adorable, really.

"H, hello? Can you hear me?" She asked impishly. I nodded my head. That wonderful, adorable smile grew wider. She took a step back and bit at her lower lip shyly. I could feel her gaze playing across me, judging me. Sizing me up.

"AHEM. Hello. M, my name is Twilight Sparkle and I err, I, require, I mean, I need, uh, w, would you please like to help my library make?" She babbled, paused and blushed furiously. "I, I mean h, help me straighten up my library, please?" Twilight asked bashfully. It was an innocent question, which made me wonder why her cheeks had turned from purple to bright scarlet when she asked it. I nodded. Of course I would be happy to help her. This is my purpose. I am made to help. I took a step forward, marveling at how smoothly my body moved and followed commands issued to it. So far, existence had been rather thrilling. Sights, sounds, smells.

Milked Mares 2???

Myths and Monsters
Legends of a Crystal Kingdom
The Empire and You
Crystal Concepts
Aegirine - Zoisite
Sodalite and Sombra
Crystal Pony Prophecies
Crystals and Conspiracies

The books on the table were ever silent, but to Shining Armor they spoke volumes. Screamed, really. The deafening silence that filled the room was the worst part. The absolute worst thing about all of it. The way the little purple unicorn scrutinized every word on every page, like each letter some hold held a secret to release from whatever haunted her. She'd done this whenever something was really, seriously bothering her back home. Lose herself behind impenetrable pages of knowledge, to shield herself from the reality that was threatening whatever happiness she clung to. He frowned.

"Twilight,” He tried again, and for the fourth time, he was greeted with a cold silence. He stepped closer. She arrived earlier that afternoon, and he had expected she'd come right over to the training grounds to see him, but she headed for the library after a few brief words with Cadence, and now here she was; flipping pages quietly in front of him, studying like a mad mare.

.Only she wasn’t even doing that. No, Twilight had stopped turning pages in the book- stopped reading, he realized and sat there, staring into the distance.

“Twilight?”

The massage continued, slowly, gently, groping and gripping her butt cheeks with the precision of a trained masseuse. She wiggled her hips, feeling the warm little puddle of her juices that had formed underneath her. Everything was just so relaxing, and calm and gentle, she barely noticed the device pressing past the cheeks of her bottom and into the hot little puckered hole nestled in between.

"OH!...t-thats new!" Twilight sighed out again, stretching her arms and legs backwards and forwards. A new sensation of being fulfilled like she'd never felt before. Oh, it was heavenly. She rocked her hips back with a quiet moan, feeling bashful at the sensation of pleasure she could get from having her rump filled the way it was. She'd have to try this at home, oh, yes. Yes she would. She rocked her hips back again, trying to match the motions of the machine's gentle thrusting. In and out, in and out, slick and well lubricated, and just large enough to stretch her in a comforting fashion. Oh, more, she wanted more! She hardly even recognized her orgasm as it swept through her, the pleasure felt all the same, Like one long continuous climax with the occasional rise and fall of a different sensation. She smiled quietly. She could curl up and go to sleep right here if they'd let her. It'd be okay. She knew now they'd take her back home, when they were done with her. An embarrassing, but lovely little service they provided. She yawned. This really wasn't so bad...why had she been so upset before? She could feel the machine gently suckling between her legs, milking her slowly- something else she found relaxing. Or forever. She thought. She could stay here forever, that would be okay, too. They'd gently take care of her, and her little naughty filly needs...touching her in all the right places and knowing just how hard to squeeze and where.

No. No no no no NO! How was this happening again, how had she been returned to this place?! Twilight blinked her eyes, wildly shaking her head as the world came into focus. A cold, metallic room...no...the laboratory. And there she was again...lying on her belly, arched back with that cold, unfeeling machine penetrating her….there. Of all places.

Twilight gave a groan, shaking her head. This was wrong. She wasn’t supposed to be here. She wasn’t supposed to be reliving this memory!-Again. What was going on? How was she back in this place?! The potion she’d taken at Zecora’s hut...was this all some sort of insane side effect? Some sort of horrible hallucination?

The machine continued unabated by Twilight’s growing panic. No. NO! She was watching herself get raped again! In and out, in and out, the cold metal probe slid in, slowly, pass the plump cheeks of her upturned bottom and smoothly gliding in and out of her tail tunnel. A tingling sensation ripple through Twilight- disgust mixed with a strange curiosity. She’d been drugged out of her mind when this was happening to her, but why was that? Was it because they knew she didn’t want this kind of sensation? Were they experimenting on her again? If she didn’t want it, why would they force her to take the probe under her tail? Wouldn’t that ruin the goal? No. No none of this made any sense, but she couldn’t focus while this was happening to her. She didn’t WANT this to happen to her again. She didn’t want to watch! Was this all some sort of crazy memory? A hallucination brought on by the potion? It couldn’t be her memory, but if it was, maybe she could change it. Maybe she could alter it, if she were lost in the confines of her own head.

“Twilight, can you hear me?”

With an angry, raving snarl, Twilight tilted her horn towards the machine slamming in and out of her vulnerable backside. It began to glow with a bright purple spark of energy.

“Twilight?!”

She wouldn’t be a slave to her own mind! She wouldn’t let them hurt her anymore!! She fired a blast. Pure, unfiltered arcane energy in a destructive bolt. She would end this! She would destroy this and save her friends! Save herself!!

“TWILIGHT!!!”

The blast shook the library. Maybe even the entire castle. Twilight wasn’t sure, blinking herself awake. She was out of the laboratory now-, standing there, trembling where she stood. Angry tears trickled down her cheeks as the image of Shining Armor slowly came into focus. Shining Armor, who was standing there in front of her, wide eyed with his hooves out stretched towards her and a glowing green globe of energy surrounded him. She’d nearly blown his head off, and only quick reflexes and training saved the day from being turned into a tragedy.

“...Were you reading Fifty Shades of Hay again?”

The silence was back. With a vengeance it seemed, weaving its way through the little parlour where Twilight sat stoically across from Shining Armor, staring into space.

“So...Is this going to be our new common greeting? Cause I gotta admit, that ‘Sunshine Sunshine’ thing you do with Cadence is adorable, but I don’t know if “Deathblast Deathblast, aimed at your face, try n’ dodge this, you’ll be gone without a trace!” will catch on. “ Shining Armor quipped. Twilight didn’t turn to look at him. She didn’t even smile. He frowned.

The silence was back again, echoing through the room and making him fidgit. She levitated her tea from the table, warm camomile, and set it back down without drinking it.

“What is it, Twi? Remember back when I accidently ripped the cover of your First Edition “Clover the Clever” book when you were ten? You were super mad. Didn’t talk to me for a whole month. But you still didn’t try to blow my head off, so that blast wasn’t meant for me, I get that, but who was it for? What’s goin’ on?” Shinning frowned. Twilight twisted where she sat on the chair, wincing quietly at the questions.

“I’m-” She started, but Shining Armor cut her off with a fierce growl.

“If you say “fine” I’m gonna dump that tea all over you, lil sis. “ He snapped. The silence walked right back into the room, as if it had only excused itself for a moment. But he waited. He waited and he glared, until she finally rubbed her eyes and gave a little huff.

“...They raped me. They made me feel like it wasn’t, though. It’s complicated. I think I kind of liked it. They’re some secret group that came from Sombra. We don’t know why they’re doing it, other than to collect my...my uh...Awesome Sauce. It’s been a crazy week. Celestia doesn’t know anything about them, I don’t know anything about them, I came here to find out, and geez, I’m sorry. I’m...Oh...Shiny, I’m not good. There are changelings involved and I’m paranoid, and they’ve been dosing me with gas, and everything is just crazy. It’s crazy. The world’s gone crazy. “ Twilight sobbed quietly. She gasped, when she felt the firm muscular crush of her brother’s arms around her, and he nuzzled against her head with a quiet sigh.

“First things first. I’m not a changeling. Remember when I accidently shot your favorite Lil Pet Shop kitten into space trying to perfect my guardian spell? Good times, right. Remember what mom did to me afterwards? Yeah, no changeling would know that. I’m your brother. End of story. Second, I set up the guard round here. There are NO changelings. Everypony in this castle is Crystal, Pegasus, Unicorn or Terran, but none of them are changeling. Third, I’m gonna find these guys that did this, and they’re going to be on the six o’clock news. I may or may not ram my horn through somebody’s eye socket, we’ll see how I feel at the time.

Author's Note

I have no love for this what so ever.

Bubble Butt

She gave a quiet sigh, looking over her shoulder at herself in the full length mirror in her room. Well, not at herself. At her bottom. The full, plush swells that arched out behind her with a prominent bounce every time she dared take a step.

"Too many muffins." Derpy groaned quietly. There was no doubt about it. Far too many muffins. Muffins that had gone straight to her hips, as if the bubbles of her cutie mark were doing all that they could to give her a full, round 'bubble bottom' Not that the boys minded. Or the mares. Still, if only it could be a little rounder...a little more...shapely. She wiggled her hips back towards the mirror for an even closer look, freezing when the cold glass pressed against her upturned cheeks.

"EEEK! Cold!" She squeaked with a whimper. She wobbled her rump in the mirror, watching the cheeks lazily bounce off of one and other with a hypnotic sway. Sure there were tonnes of mares who wished for a butt like hers, and really, it wasn't so bad. Hell, she looked pretty good! Cute, if she had to force a phrase. Yes, her butt was cute.

...

Big. but cute. The doctor seemed to like it, at least. Oh, she caught him staring whenever she bent over to fetch sometime. Eyes exploring the twin jiggly globes, and eyeing the deep dark divide between them. She'd never approached him, and he never brought it up. But his eyes did wander. She grinned at herself, twisting to her left to look at her behind from another angle.

"Is...Is that really mine?" She asked with a quiet giggle, giving her full round rump a little bounce in the mirror. So it was. Hers and hers alone.

"...Not bad. Not bad at all!" She grinned. "What was I so worried about?" She chuckled quietly.

And off she went.

Hate to see her go, but LOVE to watch her walk away.

-For Toowc