More than he bargained for

Chapters

Apples really does the body good
A very freindly tailor
One heck of a welcome party
The element of Encouragement
A Pep talk about elements
The ones behind the voice
The aftermath
See ya later, Alligator

Apples really does the body good

Author's Note

This is my very first Clop-fic ever so good feedback would be deeply appreciated. Thank you and please do enjoy. Also for personal household reasons the first chapter will not contain all the characters but I will try to update as much as I can, I hope you will understand.

Apples really does the body good

Hi there, my name is Samuel Benjamin but the folks back home just called me Zero either because they thought the name sounded cool to them or just because they really didn't care about actually learning my name which I was fairly fine with because it didn't bother me in the least bit. Fine I'll admit it, I did actually earned the name because I have zero percent of a social life because I spent most of my time tinkering with small mechanics I'd find around my family's farm and sneaked them in my room. Ever since I was young I had a fascination with all kinds of mechanics taking them apart and finding ways to put them back together again, I remember my grandfather scolding me for dismantling his favorite cuckoo-clock. I was so interested in it I wanted to be a pro at engineering so I devoted all my free time to perfecting my skills that I didn't have time to really develop a social life including going to my senior prom at my high school which to me wasn't that big of a lost since the girls at my school were either total freaks or just wasn't my type (which was funny since I didn't really know what I was into at the time). But that all changed when I was asked to come live in some magical fantasy world full of horses that walked and talked like normal people by a tall women with skin or fur more like as white as pure snow and hair or mane is what they call it made out of pure colors of the rainbow. I would be the dumbest person alive to decline that offer.

She gave me a bright, friendly smile after I said yes and with a golden flash of her horn next thing I knew I was in a puddle up to my knees in mud. It wasn't long until someone saw me, he walked up to the edge of the mud puddle and gave a slight chuckle at the funny display.

"A weird place to take a bath don't cha think?" He laughed.

He had a golden coat of fur and a matching yellow mane while wearing a classic cowboy outfit. I had to rub my eyes several times to make sure he wasn't human.

"So what's your name stranger?" The stallion said handing me a towel to aid wiping my eyes with.

"Samuel. And yours?"

"Braeburn's the name. And by the looks of it you pretty new around here."

"Where is here exactly?"

"Well yer in great Appaloosa of course."

"You don't say."

"That's right. And it's practically law around here to help out anyone you see in a pickle. How'd you like to come over to my house and live with me until you get back on yer hooves....or longer if you'd like."

"Hooves?"

That's when I looked down and realized.....my feet has been turned into Hooves! Nah, just kidding. I just noticed that Braeburn had hooves instead of feet which in hindsight I should've saw coming about a mile away. But anyway that's how my story began going from a total nobody whose only interest/skill is tinkering with machine parts to one of only humans to ever walk this land.

A few weeks later:

I awoke to the sound of the tag-teaming combination of my crazy loud alarm clock and the equally loud rooster crowing outside. I used my hand to help shield my eyes from the blazing sun's harmful rays as I crawled out of bed and entered the washroom directly across the hall. I yawned loudly as I looked into the mirror to see my usual light brown face and messy bed hair as black as iron coal, it took only an hour at most to wash up and get dressed for the long day ahead of me. My day was mostly farm work so it only made sense to wear clothes that was okay for me to get dirty in which was mainly my black Stetson hat, a plain white T-shirt, blue jeans, and black hiking boots.

Walking down the steps I entered the kitchen to fix myself some breakfast, nothing fancy mind you just some waffles drowning in maple syrup and classic fresh squeezed orange juice. The thing was I've only just sat myself down at the dining table when the front door swung wide open letting in an extra crispy Braeburn coughing up some smoke, in my head I wanted to ask what happened but I ended up snickering a bit first.

"Geez Braeburn, even I know to put on sunblock during summer." I laughed.

"Oh, it's that dang tractor again."

"What's wrong with it?"

"What's notwrong with it? It's been barfing up smoke and screws all day yesterday and now this morning."

He sat himself down at the table with a huff, I handed him a white handkerchief I keep in my back pocket to help wipe his face with.

"Just like how I met you huh?" He said with a smile.

I sipped on my glass of OJ in response. And that's when an actual light bulb appeared on top of his head.

"Wait a minute, don't you have a way with machines?"

"Ever since I was little."

"Do you think you can help me fix the tractor?"

"Sure, why not? Can it wait until I finish my waffles?"

"Sure it can. I'll just wait for you outside."

Braeburn got up and left out the door surprisingly leaving the light bulb floating in midair, I grabbed it and looked at it for a moment. A few minutes later I left the house to see my roommate sitting on top of a tractor that appeared to be in the worst working condition you could imagine: the tires had giant holes in them, the steering wheel was stuck, and smoke practically flowed out both the engine and the tailpipe.

"Uh, Braeburn? I don't know what to tell ya but I think this ol' girl seen better days." I said scratching the back of my head.

"I'll admit she a bit busted up-"

"More like trampled on."

"But she still the best tractor Appaloosa's ever seen. She just need a tune up is all."

That's the tailpipe suddenly fell off.

"Are you sure you don't wanna put this thing out of it's misery?"

"Positive."

"Alright I'll see what I can do."

"Thanks Sam, you're the best. Tell you what: I'll do your half of the chores for the day. What do ya say?"

"Sounds good."

The stallion cowboy climbed down the tractor and left me alone with it. I cracked my knuckles before checking underneath the hood only to get blasted with a face full of grime and smoke before seeing a black rat climb out and scurry off.

"Well........that's something I didn't expect to see.........today."

After a quick tractor repairing montage I was finally done, Braeburn had just returned from both our chores around the house and the farm for the day and was sweating through his shirt making it very damp and cling to his fur. In fact that makes two of us since I had to endure the blazing summer sun's fury while fixing the tractor which now thanks to me shined, sparkled, and ran brand new again.

"she-oot Sammy. I don't how you did it but I've never seen her like this since I was a youngin."

"It's what I do Braeburn." I said smiling while also wiping the last amount of grime off my trusty wrench.

"You ain't kidding. Heck, if you were a pony I bet my hat and vest that you'd have a metal gear or something like that nature on your rear end."

"Gee, thanks..... I guess."

"Hey you in the mood for some good 'ol sparkling apple cider?"

"Sure, apple cider sounds good right about now. And you know what? It's on me this time."

The two Roommates walked into town and headed straight for the nearest saloon, the thing was not that many folks were there at the time. Sure there was a few fellers playing a game of poker at one table way off in the corner but that was it. The bartender Mr.Root (full name root beer) was wiping down the counter while also cleaning a few cups, he smiled broadly when he looked up and saw us.

"Braeburn and Sammy! How's my two favorite customers doing?"

"Pretty good, how's the saloon business treating ya?" I asked sitting down at one of his bar stools.

"Eh, I can't complain. But hey that's business for ya, am I right?"

The three shared a short good laugh.

"Well anyway we like to get two sparkling apple ciders please."

"(Inhales sharply) Sorry boys. I'm out of apple cider at the moment."

"How come?"

"The summer heat has been doing a number on the folks so they have been coming in here non-stop all last week ordering up all my cider till I was bone dry of it. But don't you worry your heads, I ordered a new shipment last Friday so it should be coming in anytime soon."

On cue the saloon doors opened up letting in a certain blond cowgirl carrying a large box of fizzy apple cider. She wore a classic brown Stetson hat similar to my own, a red plaid button down dress shirt with the bottom part tied into a knot giving a clear view of her stomach area, tight blue jean shorts, and brown cowgirl boots.

"Anybody ordered a large shipment of apple cider?" She asked walking through the saloon towards the counter.

"That would be me." Mr.Root said handing over a few bits for the delivery fee.

"Thank you kindly." She said happily accepting the payment.

She was about to leave when she looked in my direction with a confused expression on her face, probably because she hasn't had the chance to see a human before. She opened her mouth to say something but her watch beeped loudly.

"Aw shoot, I'm late for another shipment. You enjoy the cider boys." She said before walking off.

As she walked I couldn't help but look at her from behind and notice that those jeans really did hugged snuggly to her thighs and I could definitely see some of her goods overflowing over the top practically jiggling as she walked.

"Who was that?" I asked as I stared blankly into space.

"Oh her? That's my cousin, Applejack." Braeburn said sipping on his cider.

"Your cousin?"

"Yep. Why you ask? (gasp) Wait a minute, you like her don't ya?"

"Well I don't know about that, this is my first time seeing her so....."

"Nope. I know that look you had on yer face a mile away, you're slowly going head over heels for her. Well I'd warn you against it."

"Really why? You don't like people dating your cousin?"

"I wish that was the case but Applejack has a reputation of putting fellers like you in the hospital on a daily basis."

"Yikes, what did they do to make her so mad?"

"Who said she was mad?"

Everyone in the saloon begin to laugh and snicker, everyone except me who didn't have a clue in the world what they meant. It was late afternoon and the sun began to surrender it's skies for the moon to take charge for the night as I was putting stacks of hay into the barn. Sweat poured over my body as I pulled the very last hay bale into the barn before collapsing onto one but before I could even think about drifting to a deep sleep I heard a vaguely familiar voice.

"Hard work really tires the body doesn't it?"

I shot up to see the cowgirl apparently named Applejack standing at the barn doors.

"A-Applejack? What brings you by?"

"Oh nothing. I was about to head out for home but I decided to pay a visit to dear cousin Braeburn and he told me something really......interesting."

Curse you Braeburn.

"W-What did he tell you?"

"That you're his new roommate and that you're apparently what they call human."

Good, so he didn't tell her. Your forgiven Braeburn.......this time.

"Dear Celestia it's still hot, even when the sun's gone for the day. But that's an easy fix."

The cowgirl then began to pull her sweaty shirt over her head showing off her light tan bra with pictures of apples on the cups, her light orange jugs overflowing over the top of the bra. I immediately turn my head to look in the other direction (I couldn't help it, my mother raised me right).

"Ah, that's a bit better. Care to lend a hand?" She said lifting her long ponytail out of the way revealing the clip to the bra.

"Uhh.....sure." I said before unclipping the bra.

I turned my head again just in time but I could still hear the sound of her breasts bouncing happily now free from their hot prison.

"Much better. Nothing like the cool summer night breeze to cool you down right?"

"Uh-huh. D-Definitely."

"So Sam is your name I take it?"

"That's right. Samuel Benjamin the 7th."

"7th? Wow."

"Yeah, I have a big family tree. Not to mention a bunch of siblings back home."

"You too huh? Hard work keeping them from hurting each other isn't it?"

"Tell me about it."

That's when I realized how much I really miss them, I sighed heavily and laid across the hay bale.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing really, I just......realized how much I miss home."

"Homesick huh? I think I know the cure for that."

"Oh? And what would that be?"

That's when she slowly crawled on top of me, her face a few inches from my face. Her eyes giving me a very enticing sultry look.

"Uh, Appleja-" I began but she silenced me by planting her lips on mine.

They tasted sweet and a lot like freshly picked apples which was to be expected from an apple farmer. After a few seconds of being locked in the kiss I could feel the bulge in my pants grow stronger as her tongue slithered into my mouth and caught my tongue in a vice grip not showing any signs of letting go. That's when my hands shot out and grabbed her slightly huge rear like they had a mind of their own, Applejack shot up and to began to moan loudly at the sudden act of sexual pleasure. My hands enjoyed themselves as well as they began to feel the perfect mixture of fat and toned muscle only to conclude one thing: apples really do does the body good.

"Wow Sam, I'd never figured you to be an ass guy. Those are really rare around these parts." She moaned before locking her lips back onto mine as I continued to massage that fat plot of hers.

I suddenly found the courage to slowly pull the jean shorts down to her ankles and really get a feel of that plot. My brain was going bat crazy feeling the smooth fur, I gave it several rock hard slaps and loved every sound it made. She moaned even louder as she could feel the ripples cascade over her body.

"Again, harder."

I did so while also gripping each cheek to ride the ripples with her. Squeezing the fat orbs made my brain slowly grow numb and the bulge in my pants even bigger, it wasn't long until eventually passing out.

"Dear Celestia! Not another one!"

That's when she could hear the sound of me breathing.

"Oh, good. Hm? Looks like Sammy left me a friend to have fun with." she said looking in my pants.

It was a shame I couldn't feel a thing while being knocked out but I bet it would've been a sight you'd pay good money to watch. It was morning when I finally woke up.

"Wow my head, what did I do last night?" I yawned.

That's when I realized my entire body was naked and coated in sweat only to be covered by a large white blanket while also laying on the barn floor. Suddenly I heard the sound of slight snoring, I looked to the side of me to see a sweaty naked Applejack sound asleep. I tried making a hasty getaway but was foiled when she reached over to hug me.

"Morning sugar cube." She said smiling.

"M-Morning Applejack. Uh, would you mind not telling anyone around here about what happened last night?"

She put a hand to her chin and thought about it for a second, I could feel my heart beating a lot faster now.

"Sure....on one condition: you come to Ponyville with me to meet my family."

A very freindly tailor

As promised the cowgirl took Sam to Ponyville to meet her family, both Granny Smith and Big Mac were very skeptical about the thought of some human with Applejack after some time finally warmed up to the idea. Applebloom and her visiting cousin Babs seed were still a bit curious about Applejack's new friend but didn't make a big deal out of it. But I do want to address one thing: in the short amount of time I have been working at the farm my muscle mass has been somewhat increasing making a slightly more impressive version of me, I wonder if abnormal muscle growth due to the environment was even possible. Must be because if horses with magical horns and wings exist why can't that be real?

Me and Applejack was currently picking apples at the time when Applejack cleared her throat to get his attention.

"Is there something wrong?" I asked.

"Nothing wrong.........I was just wondering when do you want to talk about having youngins of our own?"

"Youngins? You mean........kids?" I stammered obviously caught completely off guard.

The universe helped me out of the awkward situation by putting me in a new one: me falling off the ladder I was standing on causing me to hit the ground with a heavy thud.

"Sam! You okay!?!?" Applejack yelled as she climbed down her ladder to join the human on the ground.

I luckily suffered no bodily damage but couldn't say the same about my shirt which had a giant tear across the chest area most likely made by hitting a tree branch.

"You wouldn't know anyone who can fix this do you?" I asked looking at the large tear.

Fortunately she did, apparently a pony named Rarity who lived in a boutique like house in Ponyville. I headed over there as fast as I could, after knocking on the front door at least three times before finally deciding to enter. Upon entering I immediately heard a voice.

"Sweetiebelle? Is that you? I told you a thousand and one times not to leave your dirty shoes on my new carpet or there will be consequences."

A snow white pony with a stylish purple mane wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around her waist soon came walking down the stairs but froze in place when she spotted me.

"Uh, hi?" I said with a slight wave.

"Uh, hello. Can I help you?"

"I kinda need help fixing a tear if you don't mind."

"Not at all, clothes are my specialty. Just one second please."

The mare said before running back up the stairs only to return a split second later fully dressed in a simple purple sweater showing off a very generous amount of cleavage and a ruby red skirt.

"Okay, let's see what I have to work with." She said right before grabbing my pants.

She was about to pull them down if I hadn't stopped her by grabbing onto her shoulders.

"What are you doing!?!" I asked.

"What you asked me to do of course darling, help you with your wardrobe problem. Now would you mind taking your pants off for me if you would be so kind please?"

"I was referring to the giant tear in my shirt." I said pointing at said tear.

Rarity blinked twice before responding.

"Oh! Of course, how silly of me. I thought that was just part of you're style dear. A sort of standing tough guy look if you will."

Nice cover up, I'll give her that much. I sighed loudly before surrendering my shirt to the tailor who immediately turn and ran up the stairs with it in hand leaving me to my lonesome. About a full minute later she returned with a newly made shirt designed to look like my old one.

"Wow, it looks brand new. What did you do to it?"

"Nothing, I simply made an entirely new shirt for just stitching the old one would just leave a giant stich thus make you look uncivilized which I hope isn't the case. Although I must say I do like you're shirtless physique, have you ever consider being a model?"

"Can I just have the shirt back now?"

"Sure, allow me."

She placed the piece of clothing over my head and slowly began pulling down while also getting the chance to feel my newly formed muscles on the way down.

"Truly Magnificent." She whispered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"Okay then.....how much do I owe you?" I said reaching for my wallet.

"A better question is what can I do for you?" She asked giving me the same sultry look Applejack used on me yesterday.

The white mare sat me down onto a chair before slowly unbuttoning the buttons to her sweater.

"Uh, Rarity I don't think this is a very good idea. I'm kind of already in a relationsh-" I began but was silenced by a finger being pressed against my mouth.

"Shhhhhh. Applejack doesn't have to know dear, let's keep it a secret between us shall we?"

At this point she was done unbuttoning her sweaters letting me get a good look at her chest, ensnared behind a purple bra coated in gems was two very large white pillow like orbs. She grabbed both my hands and placed them against her soft chest before letting out a slight moan, my hands however awoke and was unsatisfied with her boobs. They took the liberty of slithering down her enticing hourglass body only to reach their desired destination: that soft plot of hers, she gave off an even louder moan as I began massaging underneath the white cheeks before giving the right one a good slap causing her to cry out in pain but enjoyed the feel nonetheless.

"Oh my, you do know how to please a classy mare like me." She moaned between breaths.

I didn't know why I was doing this knowing that Applejack would be upset with me if she found out but another voice creped into my head.

"You are enjoying this aren't you? It doesn't matter what happens later, what does matter is the pent up stress you're releasing on her correct?"

I didn't who this voice was or why my body was listening to it and not me but I continued to please the now panting Rarity if I wanted to or not.

And I did a little.

"No, this isn't right. I like Applejack, not her." I thought trying to convince my body to stop it's actions but the voice in my head urged on.

"Mmmm but the feeling you are experiencing........it melts your insides doesn't it? I know a certain dragon that would do anything to be with the mare you are with now. He'd even go without eating for a month to be in the position you are in now. Live the dream."

"No. This isn't a dream I want. Applejack, forgive me please."

That last thought put me back in control, I stopped my hands from continuing their dirty ritual and bolted out the door.

"Call me!" Rarity called out as she watch him go.

I ran until my leg muscles burned causing me to stop. Too many questions filled my head: who did that voice belong to? Where did it come from? And why was it so keen on getting me laid? Just too may questions. That's when a paper airplane hit my head and fell to the ground. I picked it up and unfolded it revealing a message made to look like that of a ransom note:

"I've been seeing you around and you look like you could use a friend. Come to Sugar cube corner if you are interested but come alone.

Yours truly,

Pinkie-I mean Anonymous."

Well if this isn't a trap I don't know what is but I got to admit: I was hungry for something sweet.

One heck of a welcome party

After wandering around aimlessly lost for a short while I finally found Sugar cube corner where the note told me to go. I walked up to the door and entered through it, a slight bell chime sounded as I stepped inside only to see nothing but pure pitch black darkness.

"Hello? Anybody here? I was told to come here."

A first there was no response but suddenly the lights flashed on partially blinding me for a moment while also covering my ears to the sound of loud cannons containing colorful confetti went off which was enough to give an old man a heart attack. After regaining my vision and some of my hearing I was greeted by a happy pink pony who was wearing a bright yellow shirt and blue jeans jumping up and down in front of me.

"HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIE! IMADETHISPARTYFORYOUANDONLYYOUSINCEYOUARENREHEREAND-"

I grabbed the bouncing pink mare by her shoulders thus causing her to stop bouncing. I swear this girl talked so fast I thought I was about to get a heart attack.

"Okay, can you say whatever you just said slowly enough for me to understand?"

She took a deep breath of air and began again.

"Hi, my name is Pinkie pie. I made this party for you and only you since you are new here and you probably don't have any friends yet."

"Oh, well that's very nice of you but you didn't have to."

"But I really wanted to! It's what I do you see, I turn frowns and turn them upside down with a few jokes, some funny dances.......and some cake."

"Jokes and dances huh? Well that's-wait, did you say cake?"

"Uh-huh, do you like cake?"

"I may have a sweet tooth."

"Well in that case it's a good thing I made this buffet of sweets just for you." she said pointing over to the large table filled with tasty goods.

She then took my hand and sat me down at one of the tables right before setting a plate of brownies and cupcakes in front of me, I licked my lips at the sight as my stomach began to growl loudly demanding the food. In a matter of seconds the plate was clean free of any stains and my stomach satisfied for now. That's when looked over to see the party pony herself indulging in the food, I lowered my gaze to that plot of hers. Now Pinkie pie has eaten a vast amount fatty sweets in her lifetime and yet has never shown any signs of weight gain in her stomach area but has been going through pant sizes an awful lot lately........and you can definitely see the reason why due to her ass standing almost half a feet away from her body.

I clench my teeth and grabbed onto my pants as I watched that fat plot of hers slosh and jiggle with every hip swaying movement she made as she hummed, I swear it was getting bigger and fatter with every large bite she took. She looked over her shoulder to see me staring and smiled right before walking over to me before spreading my legs apart and dropping to her knees allowing me to see her vast sea of cleavage.

"I see you're done with your plate already, still hungry for more?"

I nodded and put a smile on my face. That's when she pulled out a can of whip cream from her back pocket and sprayed some on her pink chest giggling playfully while doing so.

"Go ahead, have some."

I was about to decline her offer but an invisible force pushed my head between her bountiful boobs. She stiffened her posture and patted the back of my head as I began licking up the cream from each boob. Once I was done I raised my head revealing a ring of cream around my mouth which the pink mare laughed at before licking it off my face.

"Still hungry?" She said with a wink.

"Oh yeah."

What was I saying!?!? I needed to get back to the farm! Applejack must be worried sick about me by now. My mind went blank as soon as Pinkie pulled her shirt up and took off her bra right before grabbing the can again and sprayed cream on her pink nipples. My hands grabbed each one Pinkie's hooters and began sucking the cream off causing the pony to shriek in pleasure, it only lasted for a few seconds at most but I could tell the party was still far from over when she took my hand and lead me upstairs to her room. Once upstairs she laid me down on the bed and crawled onto of me, she closed her eyes as she lowered her head for a wet kiss when I regained control of my actions again.

"Pinkie, hold it!"

She stopped and rose back up. I didn't know exactly what to say next because I don't have much experience letting down a girl before let alone officially have a steady girlfriend.

"What's wrong? Are you still hungry? I can get the whip cream and have you eat it off my-"

"No. I need to tell you that I'm in a relationship with Apple-"

"Are you really going to break this poor mare's heart that quickly? Come on Sam, I thought you were better than that."

That voice again, why is it doing this?

"What do you mean break her heart?" I thought only to hear no response from the voice.

"You and Applejack huh?"

I looked up to see Pinkie with her mane covering her face in a horror movie like style.

"Uh, Pinkie?"

That's when the unexpected happened: her mane, tail, and fur all turned a tad greyer and her usual happy demeanor was replaced by a angry/intimidating one.

"So.........you'd rather some apple farmer then me? Well if you like breaking hearts so much let's see how much you like broken teeth!"

She suddenly pulled out an iron crowbar and raised it high above her head.

"Wait!"

"What?!?"

"Listen, I don't know how you can have a crush on me already. We've just met! But I can tell you're a really nice girl......so I want to be friends with you."

Her expression soften and she dropped the crowbar to the side of the bed. Her pink color returned to her body as a goofy looking smile appeared on her face.

"Sure, we can totally be friends........."close" friends." She whispered in my ear right before planting a wet kiss on my lips.

The element of Encouragement

After that incident I wasted no time hurrying back to the farm, I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw Applejack putting away the farming tools for the day not knowing what my excuse was for being gone for so long. I sighed when I realized there was no point in lying to her and approached the farm girl.

"Sam! You were practically gone all day, where have ya'll been? I was beginning to think to something happened to you."

"Applejack, I need to tell you something. I-"

She hugged me before I could finish my sentence.

"You don't have to tell me a thing, I'm just glad you're alright."

"But I do. Listen, While I was in Ponyville-"

I stopped again when I spotted all four members of the Cutie mark crusaders ease dropping through Applebloom's window.

"Can we speak of this............privately?"

Applejack turned around and gave the four an intimidating stare causing them to retreat from the window.

"Continue." She said facing me again.

So I told her everything...................about the voice haunting my head (You guys thought I was going tell her about what happened exactly? Come on, I'm not stupid).

"So let me get this straight: there is a voice.......in yer head........telling you to go around touching girls?"

"Now I know what you're thinking. Yes, I understand it to be a bit farfetched and that I sound like some pervert but you got to believe me."

Applejack put a hand to her chin and thought about it, once again my heart began beating faster until she sighed heavily.

"I think I believe you. But if it's true what yer sayin then we're going to need some help."

"From who?"

"The princess of friendship of course, Twilight."

"Okay, cool. Where does she live?"

Applejack pointed off in the distance, I turned my head to see a large castle visible from here.

"Okay, how could I have missed that?"

"Just come on will ya?"

"Coming."

Applejack led me to the giant castle in the heart of Ponyville, she gave the two giant doors three good knocks and waited. A minute later they opened up with a magical purple aura revealing the well known lavender pony who was wearing a classic school girl outfit, blood nearly erupted from my nostrils when I noticed how much her bust was visible through the super thin fabric that you could see her nipples.

"Hi Applejack, what brings you by?"

"Howdy there Twilight. Listen here, I need your help."

"With what? (gasps) Is it a calculus problem?"

"No."

"A trigonometry problem?"

"What? No."

"How about a literary problem?"

"None of those Twi. I have a friend that has a voice trapped in his head telling him to do.....certain things."

"You don't say? Come inside."

Applejack and I did so, Twilight led us into a den like room complete with a fireplace and rows of bookcases filled with books of all genres. We sat down on the red velvet carpet in a circle, Twilight asked for more details on the voice. I did my best to give her enough info without spilling the beans on what happened with Rarity and Pinky Pie, She wrote down everything I said on a notepad.

"Hmmmm. Based on this we can conclude that the voice enjoys the feeling of intimacy, therefore we must preform such acts to draw out the force."

"Okay then-wait, what? Applejack?"

"I think what she saying is we should do it so the thing that's haunting you will come out. Is that right Twi?"

"Precisely, in fact I better join to increase the chance."

Before I knew it both girls began stripping right in front of me, I struggled to keep myself calm and the amazing sight of both Twilight's knockers and Applejack's fat ass.

"Okay, What do we do first?" Applejack asked, her cheeks blushing red.

"We should began by pinpointing which part of our bodies the voice desires the most. Allow me to go first."

The alicorn princess crawled over to me seductively, grabbing my right hand she placed it over her right boob. The silky smooth fur felt amazing underneath my touch.

"Getting anything yet?" She moaned struggling to keep her eyes open.

"Nope, nothing."

"I see. How about now?"

She took my other hand and placed against her winking pussy, my eyes went wide as she forced my index finger inside her. I focused again but heard nothing.

"Nope, just static."

"Hmmm. I suppose this calls for drastic measures."

Twilight stood up and walked to a wooden chest far in the corner, inside was a layer of books placed in alphabetical order. The lavender pony picked up the books and dumped them on the floor to the side of her revealing the interesting items underneath. She walked back over to the circle while holding something behind her back as she grinned from ear to ear in my direction.

"What do you got behind your back Twilight?" I asked immediately growing suspicious of the situation.

Her horn glowed bright is response, suddenly I was stripped from my clothes left in only my blue boxer briefs.

"Twilight what did you do that for-"

She silenced me by putting a spiked dog collar around my neck, I suddenly saw where this was going. The alicorn princess pulled onto the chain making me crawl over to Applejack.

"Mount her." She commanded.

My body did so despite my wishes, I now realized that Twilight bizarre plan was working. Applejack must've realized it too as she got on all fours, I wasted no time mounting myself on top of her and began riding her. Hard I might add. After several long minutes of rough riding I felt myself wearing thin fast, I fell to the ground on my back with a thud. Both of us extremely sweaty from the experience, unfortunately the voice didn't appear once the whole time. I wonder what was missing?

"Interesting." Twilight commented.

"What is?" I asked panting loudly between words.

"You mean you don't see it? Look. Applejack you too."

I looked at my tired body. There in the middle of my chest was a small green glow, it vanished a second later.

"What was that?" I asked.

"Can't say for sure. We'll need to continue the experiment in order to find out. Applejack, sit on him."

"What!?!? You can't be serious-"

My vision suddenly went black as the cow girl sat her hefty rump on my face and began grinding it in a rotating motion. If this doesn't get that voice to come back I don't know what will. Still, I couldn't help but enjoy being so close to Applejack's ass. My hands came back to life and grabbed both ass cheeks massaging them causing the farm girl to moan loudly, I began feeling a sweet smelling liquid flowing down my neck as I massaged her. Twilight couldn't help but touch herself at the sight, I couldn't help myself either as I began eating the farm girl out.

"T-Take it easy Sam, I've never done this before. Think you can lend a hand Twi?" Applejack moaned.

"Sure thing Applejack, happy to help."

The alicorn slipped her hand in my boxer briefs and found her little friend diamond hard from all this excitement. She began stroking from the base up to the tip and back again which made me feel like blowing very soon but I didn't care. I was being smothered by the toughest cow girl in equestria, I was ready to die happy right there but Twilight's expert blowjob and Applejack's amateur grinding keep me conscious the whole time. This continued on for about half an hour when collapsed from exhaustion and it appears that I wasn't the only one, both mares slumped to the floor sweating and panting. That's when I realized that my entire body was glowing a neon bright green, both mares gasped as I began to levitate into the air......only to fall flat on my face once the glow dispersed.

"What was that all about?" I groaned with my face still connected to the rug.

"I have a theory." Twilight said getting up and walking over to her bookcase where she then picked up a brown novel and began flipping through it.

"You okay partner?" Applejack asked as she helped me up.

"Yeah, I'll live." I groaned.

"Aha! Here it is!" twilight squealed.

"Here what is?"

"Well I had a theory ever since I came back from my second trip to Canterlot high-"

"Canterlot high?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"Long story, tell you about it later." Applejack said dusting her hat off.

Twilight however continued talking despite them not listening.

"-Leading to my hypothesis that there is more than 6 elements of harmony. There is in fact, get this......8 of them!"

Applejack's eyes grew wide at the statement.

"8? Are you sure Twi?"

"Positive. The first 6 are the ones we have now, Sunset shimmer has the 7th which is the element of understanding, and the 8th one is Encouragement which our friend Sam here represents."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're saying that I have magic?"

"Yes, Encouragement is a powerful magic that brings hope and courage when facing the unknown and my hypothesis states that the voice that's causing you so much trouble is feeding off you."

"What? I don't understand."

"We'll talk later, I have a meeting in with the mayor."

"B-But the voice."

"Don't worry, we'll get rid of it I promise. Trust me."

"Okay, I trust you."

"And that's why you represent the element."

Wait, what about my clothes?

A Pep talk about elements

I immediately found my clothes folded neatly in a stack outside the castle doors, once I slipped them on I told Applejack to go back to the farm because I really needed time to myself to think about this whole situation. She insisted to stay with me but eventually agreed, once she was gone I decided to go for a walk to clear my pounding head. On my walk I had to admit, Ponyville is a nice place filled with colorful buildings and even more colorful people (personality wise mind you) that have tons more creative and interesting qualities than I do yet Twilight says that I'm supposed to represent Encouragement in the form of magic? You got to be kidding. I don't know what she was on to make her think that because I don't know the first thing about magic and to be frank I'm the last person anyone would find interesting. Even back in my world I was considered invisible to the others and acted like I didn't care by keeping myself occupied with nuts and bolts yet now I'm supposed to be this 8th element? That's insane and I don't believe it.
And to top it off there's a voice in my head supposedly "feeding off me" when all it's really trying to do is get me laid by female ponies. Exactly why did I come here in the first place again? (sighs) I don't know anymore at this point.

I sat myself down on a bench in the middle of a park field and decided to take a nap. A half hour later I heard the sound of something fast flying through the air like a speeding jet, I opened my eyes to and looked up to see a rainbow colored kamikaze hurtling towards me. I jumped to the side at the last second as the rainbow comet crash landed practically obliterating the bench I was sitting on a moment ago leaving a giant crater in the dirt.

"Great, now it's raining meteors. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse." I sighed as I walked up to the crater.

I peered my head over the edge of the crater to see a rainbow maned baby blue Pegasus mare brushing herself off as if it was nothing. She was wearing a tight black tank top, black basketball shorts, and sneakers that was now dirty from the impact.

"Oh man, this was my favorite shirt. Tsk, oh well." She said before pulling the shirt up and off her revealing her tight black sports bra.

She whipped her mane around a few times before she spotted me staring at her.

"Ah! Perv!" She shrieked as she threw her left shoe dead in my face like a bullet causing me to do a backflip and land on my back.

"My face." I groaned.

"Hmph. That'll teach ya." She said hovering out of the crater.

"Teach me what?"

"To don't look at girls when they undress themselves."

She sounds like my mother.

"But you not naked so........."

"So you still don't do it. Thinking about it I bet you do it countless times."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No. I don't."

"Yes. You do."

Okay scratch that, she sounds a lot like my little sister. I got up from the ground and began dusting myself off, the mare hovered down in front of my face.

"Hmmmmm. (Gasp) I know you."

"You do?"

"Yea, you're the guy Rarity and Pinkie pie won't stop blabbering about."

My heart skipped a beat. In light of the situation I totally failed to account the two of them going around saying that each one is in a relationship.......with me. This is a guy's absolute worst nightmare!

"Listen, you got to promise me that won't tell anybody whatever they told you. Especially Applejack. Got it?"

"And if I don't?"

"I-well-"

"Just screwing with you man. I got you covered, don't worry about it."

"Finally, someone I can trust."

"Well duh. I'm Rainbow dash and I represent loyalty in it's finest. Speaking of which, I bumped into a few minutes ago Twilight and she told me you represent something. Now what was it again? Something about courage, I think."

"It's Encouragement and to be honest........I don't think it's real."

"What!?! What makes you think that?"

"I don't know. It just doesn't make sense to me, besides she said it herself that it was more of a theory than a fact."

"Okay listen, I thought the exact same thing when she first brought it up when I first met here formally. And after a series of crazy stuff I learned that I do in fact have magic inside of me.......and so do you."

"But-I don't know the first thing about magic."

"Pfft. And you think I do. I'm a Pegasus for Celestia's sakes!"

"And I'm a human that lived in the human world for the majority of my life where they ruled out the possibility of magic yet you live here where ponies can move clouds around to create the different seasons. What's your excuse?"

"Don't need one. And if you're going to master your element you gotta embrace it."

I see there's no point in continuing the argument. I sighed loudly.

"Alright then, how do embrace it?"

"Beats me."

"What!?!"

"Chill man, just-do what I do."

"And that would be?"

"Exercise!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Oh boy."

For the next hour Rainbow dash made me do jumping jacks, sit-ups, crunches, and even a bit of yoga. I was sweating everywhere and was so tired to the bone I collapsed onto the ground after doing the "downward dog" stretch about 8 times.

"Oh come on, don't tell me your tired already." Rainbow dash teased as she stood over me.

I looked up to see her sweaty yet gorgeously stunning body, that workout suit of hers was doing a marvelous job showing off her curves.

"Get up lazybones! We still have one work out left for the day."

"And what-what would that be?"

"Just a quick jog-"

"Well shoot I could definitely do that, no problem."

"race to the everfree forest."

"Of course, should've saw that coming."

"Yeah, well anyway. READY, SET, GO!"

In a flash she took off running.

"Hey! Wait a minute! No fair!" I yelled as I sprinted after her.

We ran for what felt like forever through the many streets of Ponyville. Rainbow dash (as expected from a competitive pegasus) was leading with a slight hovering/sprinting style, I was only a few feet behind her with a sprinting/Pakour style. As we ran I couldn't help but focus on that well toned ass of hers bobbing up and down with every step she took, so focused I almost fell trying to jump over a trashcan. She laughed when she saw that which only made me want to beat her so bad........so bad. That's when my entire body began to glow bright neon green again as my competitive side took over easily doubling my speed until I was able to catch up to her, a look of surprise and shock speared on her face before it was replaced with an even more determined look as she slowly began to increase the distance between us. We skidded to a stop when we made it to the entrance of the forest.

"Yeah! I won! Wa-hoo!" The pegasus cheered as she began jump and down.

"You only beat me by that last stretch." I said strangely no longer feeling tired anymore.

"A win's a win right? And as the winner I decide where we get refreshments from."

"I never heard of that rule but where do you recommend?"

"Well, since we're here already we can go to a friend of mine that lives around here. Sounds good?"

"Sounds alright....I guess."

"Awesome, follow me."

Rainbow let me to a large cottage-like house up on a really small hill, she knocked loudly on the door. After a few seconds of awkward silence the door opened by just a creak revealing a certain timid pink mained yellow pony wearing a large light green sweater and jeans.

"H-Hi Rainbow dash. Hi, um.......I'm sorry but who are you?"

"Right, sorry. My name is-"

"He's Sam. Sam, Fluttershy. Fluttershy, Sam."

"It's very nice to-to meet you."

"Same here."

"Would you two like to come in?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Don't mind if I do."

Rainbow slipped past Fluttershy and slumped herself down on the decorative green couch before falling fast asleep.

"S-Sorry about her. We just got done jogging and-"

"Oh. it's quite alright. We've been friends for a long time so this is kind of expected. Anyway, let me get you some refreshments."

The yellow mare slipped into the kitchen leaving me alone with the sleeping Rainbow dash who was snoring away loudly, I grabbed a nearby pillow and hit her in the stomach with it causing a giggle to escape her lips right before sitting down next to her. Outside the window I could hear the sounds of songbirds singing and chirping as the sun began to slowly set for the day, everything felt calm and peaceful. Then I heard the absolute last voice I wanted to hear at that moment:

"After such an intense work out you must be dying to relax your muscles, and what better way to relax than with another person's body?" The voice teased.

"You again!?! Exactly where were you when I was actually trying to get your attention?"

"I was.....busy at the moment. You understand."

I was about to say something back when the voice moved my head in Rainbow's direction.

"Here's a fine mare right here. Muscular yet curvy at the same time and best of all, she's asleep. She won't know a thing."

"We just met.......today!"

"Your point dear?"

"You're sick you know that?"

"I've been called far worse."

My left hand shot out but I grabbed it in the nick of time.

"No way, you're not getting your way this time." I thought with triumph.

That triumph however, was short lived. I soon lost control of my other hand which grabbed the sleeping mare's right breast, a gasp of pleasure escaping her lips. Her eyes opened up to see me on top of her sweaty body, she surprised me by putting a wide smile on her face.

"Well then?"

"W-What?"

"Are you going to buck me? Or I are you not man enough?" Rainbow said withdrawing her soaked work out shorts and underwear (not entirely soaked from the work out mind you.)

That question ignited a flame in my eyes as my dominant side finally grew some balls, I withdrew my clothes in under 5 seconds. Rainbow removed her tight fitted shirt and sports bra letting her bouncing baby blue boobs tumble freely. I could see her winking clit slowly lubricating itself practically begging for me it impale it.

"Hello? Are you going to ram me with that thing are do I have to grab it and do it myse-"

I rammed my rock hard member inside her effectively silencing her.

"Wait! No fair, I-I wasn't ready!" She complained as I began pulling myself out.

"Quit complaining and take it like an earth pony." I commanded with a little more base in my voice than I expected.

"Y-Yes sir. I'll be quiet now."

"You can still make those moaning sounds I like so much, this would be boring if you didn't."

"Okay, whatever you say boss."

I impaled her again, she winced audibly before letting out a moan of pleasure. I repeated the motion several times before I heard the sound of someone gasping, I turned my head to see Fluttershy carrying a large metal tray of cookies and lemonade. Her expression was dead on surprised, I wasn't sure if I broke her mentally at the time.

"F-FL-FLuttershy! It's not what it looks like! Me and rainbow are just.......just doing a new form of exercise! Yeah, yeah that's it."

"It's a new one.....called the "Impaler", care to join us?" Rainbow asked.

I was about to stare daggers down at her for saying something like that to someone as sweet and innocent as.......Fluttershy? She surprised the two of us by throwing her tray onto the floor, pulling her large sweater over her head, and began fondling with her even larger breasts. It was amazing how I didn't notice her E-sized jugs underneath that large heavy sweater and she how played with them such expertise.

"Fluttershy! What are you doing!?!" I couldn't help but ask.

"S-Same as you two." She stammered.

"But why!?!"

"Well, It gets pretty lonely out here and I'm surrounded by so many animals.....except for male stallions."

I began to see her reasoning, and it was a good one: a long time without the opposite gender can be like living in hell sometimes.

"Oh, please do hurry with Rainbow. I don't think this is going to be enough for me today."

"Oh right, sorry."

I resumed my work on the sweaty mare, her juices spilling and staining the green couch. I hope Fluttershy isn't mad about that, I turned my head to face her only to see the exact opposite. She was touching herself at the erotic sight, small yelps of sexual enjoyment constantly escaping through her lips as she waited patiently for her turn. I tried focusing on trying to get Rainbow dash over the finish line but I couldn't help but admire the yellow mare's motherly curves that shaped her entire body perfectly from her enormous mammeries right down to that plushy plump pillow like rear of hers. My attention to the athletic mare returned when she began nibbling on my left ear playfully.

"You're so much better than those stallions." She moaned.

"You think so? What makes you say that?"

"Well for one thing most of them are even cool enough to get a fleeting glimpse of my pussy. And the ones who are sorta cool can only get a view of my well toned ass as I leave them in the dust." She snickered.

Huh, I gotta admit one thing today: that ass of hers is definitely well toned. Rainbow began digging her nails into my back as we entered the final stretch of the race as she began counting down.

"(Gasp) 5th place, (gasp) 4th place, (gasp) 3rd, 2nd, I'm gonna cum!"

I held on tight to her as tight clit started spraying like a water hose, if the couch wasn't stained before it was straight up ruined now.

"Best......time.....I had.....in forever." She sighed before falling back asleep.

I sighed heavily too before turning my gaze to the sex starved yellow mare who has been waiting patiently the whole time.

"Okay.....how do you want it?" I asked wiping some sweat off my brow,

"That-that's the thing, I don't know. I-I'm still a virgin."

I look of shock immediately appeared on my face, I'm about to take her virginity!?!?

"I-I hope you're not mad, please don't be mad!"

"No no, I just didn't expect someone as pretty (not to mentioned well developed) as you could have trouble losing your virginity."

She tried hiding her face behind her pink mane.

"I-I'm sorry. I didn't to make you upset."

"No, it's not you. Just stallions have a hard time noticing me."

"I can't imagine why."

"But that's why you're here, to-to help me with my problem?"

I smiled at the question.

"Sure, I'll help. Where to start?"

"Top. No wait, bottom. No top. I-I....."

"I'll just go with......bottom."

She squeaked as I spread her legs apart revealing her patiently waiting clit. I began teasing it by licking around the edges, her face glowed red in embarrassment and pleasure. Once it was lubricated enough I gently began inserting myself into her being extremely careful not to damage her insides, her face glowed as bright as a tomato.

"You okay?" I asked.

"Yeah, I-I'm fine."

"Okay. I'm going to go a little bit faster okay? Tell me to stop if something doesn't feel right."

She nodded in agreement. I repeated the impaling a bit faster this time as promised, then again.

"Everything okay?"

"Yes. Mmmm, this is even better than I dreamed of."

"Okay."

This continued on until she raised her hands suddenly.

"Uh, yes?"

"C-Can I make a suggestion?"

"Uh, sure?"

She slowly flipped herself over and laid on the table presenting her plush ass to me.

"I've always thought of myself as an ass mare. I don't know why."

I definitely wasn't complaining, I reached out to grab that fat ass when she interrupted again.

"Also......may I call (gulp) call you master?"

My eyes grew wide, never in my lifetime have a girl ever asked me to be referred as master. This right here, was heaven.

"S-Sure, go for it."

"As you command, master."

She bent down low prompting that fat rump in front of me, she shook to and fro waiting to be mounted on. I wasted no more time after that, I mounted the big-bottomed mare and rode her moderately hard. Her inner walls definitely greeted me by massaging my member as I began to feel her juicy ass cheeks. I then grabbed onto those melons that hung underneath her and gave them a good squeeze. She giggled at the act of pleasure obviously enjoying herself, I then began playfully milking her like a cow.

"Moo." She giggled as she felt her body being rocked from behind.

With every thrust Fluttershy's smile grew wider, she started fingering herself as I conquered that mountain of ass connected to her.

"I'm so glad I met you Master, you've given me the best gift I can asked for. And that's usually Pinkie pie's job."

"I hope you mean by presents."

"I do."

As I fondled her breasts I began feeling a runny substance coming out of them, a closer look showed that she was lactating. Well that can't be right, she wasn't pregnant. Was she?

"Care to enlighten me on this?" I asked between thrusts.

"Must be part of my cycle."

"Cycle?"

"My heat cycle, it's when we mares get sexual aroused. Things like lactation just happens some times, Twilight says it's only natural."

Even though she just said it was very common I still felt like I dodged a bullet........that was racing a speeding train.

"So all mares have these cycles?"

"Yes."

"All around the same time?"

"Not usually."

"Oh well that's- wait not usually?"

"Uh-huh. Pretty interesting right Master?"

"It sure is."

That was the last straw, I needed to get to the bottom of this. Right after I finish dominating this girl's fat ass.

The ones behind the voice

It was too late to do any real investigating so I decided to head to back to sweet apple acres for a much deserved rest, Applejack was of course waiting for me at the door. She had mud stains all over her face and clothes which I found pretty arousing, she explained that she took the liberty of doing all the chores for the day and thought it was only fair for me to fix Granny Smith's favorite rocking chair before I turn in for the night. I dusted off my hammer and nails, pulled up my sleeves, and got down to work on that old chair. Almost a half hour later the chair looked good as new, freshly polished and everything.

"There. This should last for three more generations at best." I yawned loudly as I took off my gloves, as was ready for some shut eye after a long day.

"Sam!" A familiar trio of voices called.

And that day just keeps getting longer, I turned around to see the trio of 18 year olds Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetiebelle standing right behind me. They looked like they ran a marathon due to them panting loudly.

"Whoa, where's the fire?"

"There's no fire. At least not right now anyways." Scootaloo laughed.

"Okay, then what's the big emergency?"

"You need to get over to Zecora's hut ASAP." Applebloom panted.

"Why? Did something happen? Also who's Zecora?"

"We'll explain later. Come on!" Sweetiebelle said grabbing my arm trying to pull me away from the front porch.

The others soon joined in and together they guided me to a large hut in the heart of the Everfree forest. Applebloom knocked on the door which immediately swung wide open, I was very skeptical of this situation but the three pushed me in anyway. Inside standing next to a large pot of bubbling green liquid was a tall women with skin and dress as the colors of stunning black and blessed white, she was sprinkling herbs into the concoction brewing in the pot as she chanted something mysterious. She soon noticed the 4 standing in her doorway, and she motioned them to fully enter.

"Come, bring him to me so I may see the voices that plague thee." She said not even looking in their direction.

The three pushed me towards her, she turned around and placed her hands on both sides of my face. She looked deep into my eyes and nodded.

"I see, the dark voices fill your head with thoughts of lust and greed indeed."

"What do you mean? What does any of this mean?"

She flicked me on my forehead.

"Ow." I winced.

"Blessed Magic flows through this lad, but small amounts of it has already gone bad."

"Did you have to flick me in my forehead to figure that out?"

"Do be quiet, for this method I stand by it."

The women picked up a large wooden spoon and dipped it in the pot.

"Swallow this."

"I-I'm sorry. I'm sure whatever this is must taste good and please forgive me of any offence but I just want to say.....I straight up have no idea who you are or what the heck is going on."

"I am Zecora and this potion I made, you will be sorry if you don't swallow this I'm afraid."

"But I-"

Zecora stuck the spoon in my mouth and held my lips tight so I wouldn't be able to spit it out. And F.Y.I I really wanted to, it tasted like rotten cottage cheese that has been rotting in the sun for about a month mixed with pure vomit. I reluctantly swallowed the fowl substance anyway and was immediately with a wave of heavy dizziness, I collapsed onto the floor before my vision went blurry........then dark altogether. When I woke up I found myself sitting in a large fancy velvet chair in the middle of a lounge like room similar to Twilight's den lit by a variety of candles found throughout the large room. Sitting across from me was a mare sitting in a chair just like mine, she was wearing a sparkling black dress that perfectly matched her black as coal fur and mane that looked as well as flowed like the night itself.

"Ah, Samuel. I'm so glad you could come and join us." She said sweetly.

"Uh, us?"

"Ah, has our guest of honor finally arrived?" A voice said.

Suddenly a second large velvet chair appeared next to the mare right before a figure rippled into view. What immediately caught me off guard was how.......normal this guy appeared. And by that I mean he looked surprisingly like a normal everyday human. He was a light skin toned man with greased sleek blonde hair wearing a formal suit and tie with the most evil smile you could imagine on his face and the only person I knew that fitted this description was my old high school math teacher.........wait a minute.

"Mr.Hyde!?!?!" I asked.

The man looked behind him as if I was addressing someone else.

"Uh..........."

"Mr.Hyde, what are you doing here?"

"Mr.Hyde" looked over to the mare for some assistance.

"You're using the wrong form, Discord. Get rid of it." She said shaking her head in annoyance.

The man looked at himself and began laughing hysterically.

"Oh, your right. My bad."

He began rippling again right before his body started to change, different parts of his body was replaced with different animal parts: his arms were replaced with a bear claw and a eagle talon, legs became a dragon's and a mule's, and finally his neck stretched cartoonishly and face was replaced with a llama's. The abomination of random animal parts began laughing manically at my confused expression.

"What's wrong? Never seen something quite like me before?"

Hell no.

"Can't say I have."

"Then you must've had a boring childhood then. Ah well, that's beside the point. Care to tell him the real reason we are all here tonight? Or should I be the one to tell him?"

"You have done enough, thank you Discord."

"Meh, suit yourself." Discord said rolling his eyes.

With a snap of his fingers a newspaper appeared in his left paw and he began to read to himself while sipping on some tea.

"Ahem, I'd first off want to know who you are and why you are here in the first place." I said raising an eyebrow.

"Ah, yes. How rude of me, I am Desire and I represent the sins lust and temptation at it's purest. Not to be confused with Nightmare moon but a bit of her uncontrollable magic was used in my creation and now I haunt the minds of ponies everywhere."

"And I am Discord, spirit of chaos. And the best bowler equestria has ever witnessed."

"Okay......I get that why she's here and that she's the voice in my head but why are you here?"

"Well that part is easy to explain, you know how mares have a certain cycle during which they can't help but throw themselves near the closest thing that moves and has a heartbeat?"

"The heat cycle."

"Yes, well you see I've been playing a bit with everypony's cycle clocks recently and well (inhales sharply) they broke."

"Well that explains........a lot."

"Yes. But hey on the bright side you've getting a lot of action lately haven't ya tiger?"

"Let 's not go into that." I said trying to avoid as much conversation on that topic as possible.

"Really? Aw, poo. And I just finished making the 5 hour movie reel of it."

"We'll watch it later Discord, don't worry." Desire said sweetly.

"I suppose." Discord said pouting a bit.

"Okay....BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE HERE!"

Discord cartoonishly pulled off his ears, reached into his coat pocket, pulled out a new pair and put them on.

"Well, if you must know I am here because I have been getting stronger off the magic that runs through your body and tonight I have finally succeeded at draining every ounce of it from you. But to show how grateful I am on how much I appreciate you for being such a gracious host I decided to let you live.

"Let me live?"

Desire got up from her seat, walked over to me, and placed a hand underneath my chin.

"But of course, I'd hate to destroy such a pretty face. You know I've seen your love making skills and I must say I am impressed by your passion. Applejack is a nice pony and would make such a great partner and all but if you want to trade up I'd be happy to accommodate your wishes. I'll even consider making you my top runner up for my next personal sex slave if you'd like." She said showing me some of her cleavage and placing my hand on her succulent backside.

"Thanks for the offer............but I'm happily fine with Applejack."

"Loyal huh? Isn't that a tease. You'll come around sooner or later."

With a snap of her fingers I was thrust back into reality where I found myself still laying on the floor of Zecora's hut with Applebloom sitting on my chest staring at me.

"He's finally waking up." She said with a smile.

"Good. A minute later and I would've called the paramedics." Sweetiebelle said with a sigh of relief.

"Aw, but I still wanted to draw on his face. I wonder if it's too late?"

I quickly got up before she could come near me with any markers.

"So my son, was the battle in your head won?" Zecora asked.

She was standing on top of a wooden pole monk style, I wonder how long she was doing that for?

"It wasn't really a battle, more like a weird conversation. Emphasis an weird."

"The magic, I no longer see it inside you. The ones behind the voice, are they the ones who-"

"Took it? Yep. We're too late I'm afraid."

"I see, but defeated we shall not be!"

"Huh?"

"Everypony! You must leave me to my work now, to solve this crisis I must figure out how!"

The aftermath

Last night was definitely one hell of a mental train wreck for me with the only good thing I got from it was learning who was behind the voice in my head only to realize that it was too late and that my magic was now gone forever. But on the plus side everything seemed back to normal, of course I had still had to deal with everypony's heat cycle being thrown out of whack but hey what can you do? In fact this morning I found a package on the farm's front porch with the note saying "To Sam, from Pinkie" on it. Inside was a large slice of chocolate cake and a picture of the bubbly pink mare's giant ass, a blush immediately came to my face just looking at the pic. I tucked the picture away in my pocket and decided to eat the delicious looking cake on the front porch, what? Like I'm throwing away perfectly good cake? Sure the picture was a bit much but I'm a man that enjoys his sweets from time to time. Don't judge me.

Applejack headed out to Appaloosa as soon as the sun rose for a delivery leaving me to do all her morning chores plus my own. And F.Y.I they don't call it back breaking labor for nothing, Big mac had to bandage up my waist after trying to pick too many crates at one time. As the morning flew by my bones felt like they were going to snap at anytime, I was so relieved after finishing up the last chore for the day. Big mac asked if I wanted to join the rest of the family to go see a matinee in Ponyville but I decided to retire to my room for some well deserved R and R. You can imagine the surprised look on my face after seeing Rarity cleaning up my room dressed up as a sexy maid.

"Ah, Samuel! Didn't see you there." The snow white mare said seductively after noticing my presence.

"Rarity, what are you doing here?"

"Well I missed you and I wanted to see you."

She slowly walked up to me and wrapped her arms around my neck.

"Also I heard that Applejack was gone for a while."

I raised an eyebrow hearing this.

"Really? Tell me, how would you know that?"

"Uh......."

"Rarity, what did you do?"

"If you are inferring that I called Applejack and placed a fake order just so I can get close to you and officially make you mine before the others........then you're dreadfully wrong dear."

I gave myself a mental facepalm.

"Do you blame me? All this potential you have and the cowgirl isn't doing a thing with you. It's sad really, of course if you were mine your time wouldn't be wasted totting around boxes all day."

She slipped underneath my sweaty shirt and inhaled sharply.

"Although, it does seem to be working for you. Are you sure your only talent is farm work? I think you would look better on a supermodel calendar. Or perhaps in a certain type of movie........that takes place in the bedroom."

Rarity pulled herself up to my face ready to give me a kiss when I got an idea and winced loudly.

"Owwwwww. My back."

"What's wrong?!?!"

"My back, it hurts from doing chores all day."

"See? This is what I was talking about. Here, sit down."

She sat me down on a chair, I guess I'm a better actor than I thought.

"Oh my, you do look battered. But I think I know what would make you feel better."

"I hope it's an icepack, or at least a pillow. Rarity?"

The mare began slowly undressing the top half of her maid outfit, I gulped loudly upon seeing the perfect soft round orbs in front of me.

"You-You're not wearing a bra."

"I know."

She then grabbed my head and inserted them between her breasts, my nose twitching threatening to explode at the sudden act of sheer pleasure. Rarity herself couldn't contain herself as she giggled softly at the feeling, she soon released her hold on my head but before I could say anything I was trapped in a powerful French kiss. After a few long seconds we broke away from each other and began panting.

"Rarity! What part of "I'm in a relationship" do you not understand."

"It's just isn't fair. How come Applejack's the first one to meet you?" The white mare said while crossing her arms and pouting a bit.

"Early bird catches the worm I guess? I don't know. The thing I don't understand is why is everyone after me when there's stallions, A.K.A your species, out there and don't say it's because I'm human."

"That's the thing, I don't know either. It's just.......there's something about you besides your appearance that makes you.....unique.

"Well it can't be my magic because that's been taken from me."

I quickly covered my mouth as soon as those words tumbled out of my mouth.

"What was that? You said you have magic?"

"Correction. Had magic but now I don't because it was taken from me."

"Taken from you? By who? It can't be Tirek because he's still locked up in Tarturaus."

"Who? Never mind, forget I asked."

"Well have you asked for some help?"

"I went to Zecora and she said she'll look for a solution."

"No offence to her but she's a zebra."

"You're point?"

"My point is that we need professional help."

"How professional are we talking about?"

"The highest. Celestia herself."

Suddenly the was thundering sound outside, the house began shaking violently.

"What was that?" Rarity asked.

"I don't know, but I don't like the sound of it."

I poked my head outside the room window, slowly the sky itself started turning a dark shade of purple creating an ominous atmosphere as the wind became intense like a massive storm was coming.

"Sam, what on earth is going on?"

"I........don't.......know."

See ya later, Alligator

I dashed outside the farm house as the skies continued to grow darker by the second.

"Desire, she's no doubt behind all this. I need to find Celestia and found out how to stop this before it's too-"

Suddenly I was tackled from behind and was pinned to the ground face down. Obviously I couldn't see who my attacker was but I soon realized who upon hearing her voice.

"And where do you think yer heading to in such a hurry?"

"Applebloom! Now is definitely not the time for wrestling!"

"Your gonna have to make time......because I was waiting for the perfect chance to get to know you a bit more and I'm not letting you slip away from me."

I immediately felt her more than eager hands reach for my belt buckle.

"Not you too Applebloom, the last thing I want to do is bang my girlfriend's little sister!"

"I hope you're willing to reconsider cause I'm not letting you go otherwise."

I began to struggle but unfortunately this was Applejack's sister making her just as rowdy and tough (also I taught her how to put people in headlocks to impress Applejack, who knew that was going to bite me in the butt?). Luckily I was able to slip out from underneath her and began backing up slowly from the lust driven mare, only to have a certain orange Pegasus land on my back and began nuzzling against my cheek.

"Hey Sam. What are you up to?" Scootaloo whispered into my ear.

But before I could respond the Pegasus suddenly glowed bright green and was thrown off my back, I turned around to see Sweetiebelle sweetly smiling back at me.

"Hey, Sam I was wondering if you wanted to go have a picnic with me? I made chocolate chip muffins just for the of us."

"Sorry Sweetiebelle, I'm trying to save the world right now."

"But I made these special, they'll get cold."

"Maybe some other time, just not right now."

"Right, because he's spending "close quality time" with me." Applebloom said proudly.

"No, way. He's going to spend "quality time" with me." Scootaloo said stepping in front of the earth pony.

"I'm afraid not, last time I checked he was spending the afternoon with me." Rarity said stepping onto the front porch still wearing her maid outfit.

"Rarity!?! Wha-What are you doing here?" Sweetiebelle said dropping her basket of muffins.

"Uh, nothing." The snow white mare said blushing wildly as she began covering herself.

Before I knew it all four began arguing with each other, I covered my ears as their volume started to increase by the second until my tolerance couldn't take any more.

"Will everypony just be quiet!?!?!?!" I yelled.

Immediately each mare became silent, I sighed loudly.

"Everyone......just.....go......home. Please?"

The CMC's broke off and headed home, Rarity stood there on the porch.

"That's means you too Rarity."

"I know. I'm just waiting for something."

I sighed loudly, walked up to her, and planted a small kiss on her cheek.....only to have her French kiss me hard on the lips for a full minute. Once that was done she sighed in satisfaction, brushed some of her mane to the side, and blew me a kiss right before disappearing in a magical flash. Now that's over, where was I again? Oh right, saving the Equestria from destruction. I headed for the train station only to see Applejack exiting out the freshly docked train, she smiled and waved as soon as she spotted me.

"Howdy Sam, came by to welcome me back home. That's awfully sweet of you but I'd definitely want to know the rascal that sent me on the wild goose chase. Boy let me tell you-"

"Actually Applejack we have a situation."

"How major?"

"On a scale from ity bitty problem to potential world crisis, I'd say we're about screwed if we don't get to Canterlot soon."

A minute later a train headed straight for Canterlot just pulled up to the station.

"Care to enlighten me on the facts on the way there?"

On the way there I hesitated at first but eventually told Applejack everything from my first time hearing the cursed voice in my head to meeting Desire to what just happened a few minutes ago. As I told my story her usually happy smile became a concerned straight face then finally to a frown.

"I know what you're thinking." I said sheepishly looking down at the train car floor.

"Oh? And what's that?"

"That I'm pretty much the most perverted/untrustworthy person you ever met and that now you want nothing to do with me now."

"Actually.....that's not the case at all."

"What?"

"Sure I'm surprised to hear that you were messing around with my friends all over town but it's not like I haven't seen something like this happen before."

"Are you saying this happen before?"

"More often than you think. There's been several incidents dealing with several mares going after the same stallion which when you actually sit down and think about it makes sense. As you can already tell the mare population dominates compared to the stallion population to a fault which means there's not enough of 'em to go around."

"So competition must be high."

"It used to be until we decided on this rule that allows stallions to be shared between mares so competition won't be a problem."

"So......like a harem?"

"Pretty much. Although we call it a herd here."

"So what are you sayin?"

"What I'm sayin is I'm willing to share you if it means keeping the peace between me and my friends."

"I see."

"Please don't take it the wrong way."

"I don't, in fact...........I think it's a great idea."

The train stopped at Canterlot and we both raced up to the castle only to see the others already there waiting for us.

"Ah, there you are darling. What took you so long?" Rarity said batting an eyelash in my direction.

"Rarity, how did you get everyone here so fast?"

"Oh, we teleported here."

I gave myself a mental facepalm for forgetting about instant travel.

"Hey Sam, Rarity just told us something pretty interesting." Rainbow dash teased.

"Oh, boy. Here goes." I sighed.

Applejack and I took turns explaining everything, even the herd idea.

"Whoa Sam, you're more interesting than I thought!" Pinkie squealed while bouncing up and down.

"I-I Think the herd is a great idea....only if you all think so." Fluttershy said timidly.

"Well discuss this later. We have something to do, where's Celestia?" I asked.

"In her throne room like always." Twilight pointed out.

"Let's go!"

We quickly entered the throne room to see the esteemed regal Princess sitting on her mighty throne.

"Hello everypony, what can I do for you today?" She asked sweetly.

"Princess, we have a major problem."

"Oh Sam, I assure you there is no problem."

"But the sky-"

"Is a new form of weather, thank you for noticing."

I squinted my eyes at the princess, as if something was telling she wasn't what she seemed.

"You're not Celestia."

"What? Of course I am."

"No, you're not."

"I don't understand."

"Sam, what are you doing?" Twilight whispered but I ignored her.

"If you are Celestia......you would know what color jacket I was wearing when you first appeared to me."

Celestia began sweating on the side of her face.

"Of.....course I know that. It was blue."

I shook my head.

"I mean red."

"No."

"Purple?"

"Trick question: I wasn't wearing a jacket. Got you red handed Desire."

"Damn it!"

"Celestia" glowed a bright purple before becoming Desire.

"You were always too smart for your own good."

"It's a gift."

"Well you're too late anyway, Equestria's mine for the taking."

The mane 6 took a step forward ready to unleash a devastating form of magic.

"Oh please, like you all can destroy me. I'm fully immortal now thanks to Sam's magic! But I'm willing to make a deal."

"What kind of deal?" I asked raising an eyebrow."

"I end my reign of terror and leave this world peacefully......if Sam comes with me to live in my palace he will be my sex slave." Desire said biting her bottom lip.

"What?!!?!" We all asked in unison.

"That's my offer, take it or leave it."

"We'll leave it!" Rainbow barked loudly.

"Hold it, it's my decision isn't it?" I asked.

The Pegasus became quiet after that. It was now up to me to make the decision: Sacrifice myself to become a sex slave for Desire in order to save everyone? What would your answer be?

"I'm getting bored. Do we have a deal or not?" Desire said rolling her eyes.

"Yea, we have a deal." I said shaking her hand only to have a giant "D" burned into my hand.

"Sam! What are you doing!?!?!" Applejack yelled.

"Sacrificing myself for the greater good."

"But that's crazy!"

"I know....but it's the only way."

With a snap of her fingers Desire and I disappeared in a giant flash leaving only my black Stetson hat behind on the floor Which Applejack picked up and held close to her as she began to weep silently to herself. Everyone went home after that, as for Applejack she laid in my bed still weeping to herself when a bright light appeared. She gasped loudly when she saw a transparent version of me appear in the middle of the room.

"S-Sam? Is that you?"

"It is."

"Where are you? Are you okay?"

"I don't know exactly yet but I assure you I'm alright."

The cowgirl looked down sadly at the hat in her arms.

"I suppose you want this back."

She handed me my hat which immediately became transparent at my touch, I put on my head where it so rightfully belonged.

"I also came back because I've been meaning to give you this."

I pulled out a ring from my back pocket and slipped it on her finger which immediately became solid.

"W-What is it?"

"It's a promise ring. As in a promise for me to one day return to the cowgirl that roped my heart at first glance."

"That's pretty corny, but it's thoughtful."

"Yeah well, I better get back now."

"So this is goodbye?"

"For now, so what we say from where I'm from is "See ya later, Alligator".

"See ya later, Alligator?"

"In a while Crocodile."

With a final flash of bright light, I was gone.