More than he bargained for

After wandering around aimlessly lost for a short while I finally found Sugar cube corner where the note told me to go. I walked up to the door and entered through it, a slight bell chime sounded as I stepped inside only to see nothing but pure pitch black darkness.

"Hello? Anybody here? I was told to come here."

A first there was no response but suddenly the lights flashed on partially blinding me for a moment while also covering my ears to the sound of loud cannons containing colorful confetti went off which was enough to give an old man a heart attack. After regaining my vision and some of my hearing I was greeted by a happy pink pony who was wearing a bright yellow shirt and blue jeans jumping up and down in front of me.

"HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIE! IMADETHISPARTYFORYOUANDONLYYOUSINCEYOUARENREHEREAND-"

I grabbed the bouncing pink mare by her shoulders thus causing her to stop bouncing. I swear this girl talked so fast I thought I was about to get a heart attack.

"Okay, can you say whatever you just said slowly enough for me to understand?"

She took a deep breath of air and began again.

"Hi, my name is Pinkie pie. I made this party for you and only you since you are new here and you probably don't have any friends yet."

"Oh, well that's very nice of you but you didn't have to."

"But I really wanted to! It's what I do you see, I turn frowns and turn them upside down with a few jokes, some funny dances.......and some cake."

"Jokes and dances huh? Well that's-wait, did you say cake?"

"Uh-huh, do you like cake?"

"I may have a sweet tooth."

"Well in that case it's a good thing I made this buffet of sweets just for you." she said pointing over to the large table filled with tasty goods.

She then took my hand and sat me down at one of the tables right before setting a plate of brownies and cupcakes in front of me, I licked my lips at the sight as my stomach began to growl loudly demanding the food. In a matter of seconds the plate was clean free of any stains and my stomach satisfied for now. That's when looked over to see the party pony herself indulging in the food, I lowered my gaze to that plot of hers. Now Pinkie pie has eaten a vast amount fatty sweets in her lifetime and yet has never shown any signs of weight gain in her stomach area but has been going through pant sizes an awful lot lately........and you can definitely see the reason why due to her ass standing almost half a feet away from her body.

I clench my teeth and grabbed onto my pants as I watched that fat plot of hers slosh and jiggle with every hip swaying movement she made as she hummed, I swear it was getting bigger and fatter with every large bite she took. She looked over her shoulder to see me staring and smiled right before walking over to me before spreading my legs apart and dropping to her knees allowing me to see her vast sea of cleavage.

"I see you're done with your plate already, still hungry for more?"

I nodded and put a smile on my face. That's when she pulled out a can of whip cream from her back pocket and sprayed some on her pink chest giggling playfully while doing so.

"Go ahead, have some."

I was about to decline her offer but an invisible force pushed my head between her bountiful boobs. She stiffened her posture and patted the back of my head as I began licking up the cream from each boob. Once I was done I raised my head revealing a ring of cream around my mouth which the pink mare laughed at before licking it off my face.

"Still hungry?" She said with a wink.

"Oh yeah."

What was I saying!?!? I needed to get back to the farm! Applejack must be worried sick about me by now. My mind went blank as soon as Pinkie pulled her shirt up and took off her bra right before grabbing the can again and sprayed cream on her pink nipples. My hands grabbed each one Pinkie's hooters and began sucking the cream off causing the pony to shriek in pleasure, it only lasted for a few seconds at most but I could tell the party was still far from over when she took my hand and lead me upstairs to her room. Once upstairs she laid me down on the bed and crawled onto of me, she closed her eyes as she lowered her head for a wet kiss when I regained control of my actions again.

"Pinkie, hold it!"

She stopped and rose back up. I didn't know exactly what to say next because I don't have much experience letting down a girl before let alone officially have a steady girlfriend.

"What's wrong? Are you still hungry? I can get the whip cream and have you eat it off my-"

"No. I need to tell you that I'm in a relationship with Apple-"

"Are you really going to break this poor mare's heart that quickly? Come on Sam, I thought you were better than that."

That voice again, why is it doing this?

"What do you mean break her heart?" I thought only to hear no response from the voice.

"You and Applejack huh?"

I looked up to see Pinkie with her mane covering her face in a horror movie like style.

"Uh, Pinkie?"

That's when the unexpected happened: her mane, tail, and fur all turned a tad greyer and her usual happy demeanor was replaced by a angry/intimidating one.

"So.........you'd rather some apple farmer then me? Well if you like breaking hearts so much let's see how much you like broken teeth!"

She suddenly pulled out an iron crowbar and raised it high above her head.

"Wait!"

"What?!?"

"Listen, I don't know how you can have a crush on me already. We've just met! But I can tell you're a really nice girl......so I want to be friends with you."

Her expression soften and she dropped the crowbar to the side of the bed. Her pink color returned to her body as a goofy looking smile appeared on her face.

"Sure, we can totally be friends........."close" friends." She whispered in my ear right before planting a wet kiss on my lips.