my little pony: the seventh element

5 months later

it was the day of my seventeenth birthday and i had just got out of bed and changed into a black hoodie denim jeans and a pair of jordans. i opened my door to find a portal which i slowly walked through before finding myself standing before the princesses and elements of harmony. my sword was strapped to my back because i never go to school without it and i had died my hair from a blackey brown to a straight jet black with a white streak in it. "it's been a long time" i said jokingly and everyone glared at me.

"we need your help another evil is coming to equestria and we cannot stop it" celestia stated as she looked at me.

"let me guess it's a guy cold tirek he got discord on his side and he is stealing the powers of unicorns" i asked and everyone sat dumbfounded. "how did you know that" twilight asked.

"just a hunch" i replied in a pinkie pie immpresion.

"you sound like pinkie" rainbow said with a heavy sigh.

"anyway lets throw a welcome back party" pinkie yelled and i found myself outside sugercube corner 5 hours later. i walked through the door and the lights flicked on and i heard a loud "suprise" from everyone in the room. i walked towards the stage and grabbed a guitar before pulling over the mic and smiling. "hey guys i'm gonna sing for you all today and don't worry you will be able to hear by the end of the party though for you shy ones no promises" i shouted and the sound erupted from the mic.

"well i'm not a vampire but i fell like one, sometimes i sleep all day becasue i hate the sun light, hands are always shaking bodies always achin and the night is when i feed. well i can lure any women i want to in my bed with me, and whiskey seems to be my holy water, mothers better lock your doors and hide your daughters. i'm insane, well i can feel it in my bones coursing through my veins when did i become so cold, for goodness sakes where is my self control, if home is where my heart is then my heart has lost all hope. well i'm not a zombie but i feel like one today self induced comatose chemical daze. my head is always spinning from this blurry vision and my stomach has had enough i feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby cause i'm always throwing up. ha my name is ronnie i'm an addict daddy should of never raised me on black sabbath. i'm insane well i can feel it in my bones coursing through my veins when did i become so cold for goodness sake where is my self control if home is where my heart is then my heart has lost all hope. god bless all of you know cause i'm going straight to hell and i'm taking you down with me cause you know damn well. i'm insane well i can feel it in my bones coursing through my veins when did i become so cold. i'm insane well i can feel it in my bones coursing through my veins when did i become so cold for goodness sakes where is my self control if home is where my heart is then my heart has lost all hope all hope all hope" i finished the song and everyone at the party erupted into cheers.

"well thank you all for coming to my welcome back party and i hope everyone has a good night so lets party" i yelled as i flipped of stage and was carried across the crowd to the dancefloor where i was dropped in fornt of pinkie pie.