Pony meets world

by The 14th Doctor

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Adventure, Human, Comedy
Length: 1913

Random story idea that was on my mind.

One day, my whole life changes when the Mane 6, Discord, Lyra, Angel and Spike appear in the real world, and, they chose me to come to. Why me? I had no idea why, but one thing is certain, if I was chosen, it must've meant something.

Rated E with slight cursing and slight MLP curse puns.

Human tag added for me, my friend Kassie, and Haley, or as everyone knows her, FelineFluff.:yay:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-23 13:47:04 UTC

Chapter 1

   It was morning in my home town. The sun was shining, and I was watching the latest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I went to go take a break, when, on the TV, Twilight saw me in her eyes. She gasped, and smiled as if she had an idea. The TV went frizzy right after I came back. I was confused. "The hell?" I asked as I tapped the side of my TV. After another tap or so, a bright pink portal appeared on it, and, I was knocked to the floor by six objects landing on me. "Ow." I groaned before I was knocked out cold. A few hours later, I found myself in my bed, looking around the room, when I saw a purple alicorn holding an ice pack to my forehead. "What the hell!" I yelled as I backed up.

  "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy!" She told me. "Sorry for knocking you over." The pony smiled nervously. "I'm Twilight, and these are my friends." Twilight said, waving to her friends.

   "Yeah, I know who you guys are." I told her. "Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy," Fluttershy's eyes went wide. "Pinkie Pie, and Rarity, representing the elements of Magic, Loyalty, Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, and Generosity." I said. The six of them seemed shocked. "Now, if I'm not mistaken, I'll bet you're here too, Discord." I guessed. The Master of Chaos appeared out of thin air.

   "Well, I really find it annoying when somepony," he looked at me, "excuse me, someone knows when I'm there." Discord groaned. I rubbed my eyes.

   "How are you here? More to the point, why are you here?" I asked the seven of them.

    "Well darling, it's a long story, actually." Rarity said. From the living room, a voice called out.

    "WOOHOO! I'M IN THE HUMAN WORLD!" The voice said. I knew that voice, and facepalmed.

   "Oh no, not Lyra." I groaned, I knew her obsession for humans, and when she saw me, her eyes widened. She ran over and pounced on me. knocking me over again. "Whoa!" I exclaimed. Lyra laughed in excitement.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! An actual human! Bonnie is sooooooooo going to flip!" A *squee* came from her. "Hands! Ooh! Fingers, lots and lots of fingers. Eyes too, nose, eh, could've been worse, chin. Mane, no, wait, hair in this world." Lyra said as she examined me. "Two legs? How do you humans walk on those?" She asked me. I was unable to speak. Twilight tried to pry Lyra off me, but she clung on harder. Twilight groaned. "Glasses?" Lyra asked as she took off my glasses. "What the Celestia do you need glasses for? You're not blind, are you?" She asked as she studied my eye.

"No, and give me those." I said as I took back my glasses. "I happen to be nearsighted, meaning I can see close, but my distance is screwed up." I explained to the mint colored unicorn. I put my glasses back on and adjusted them. Rainbow Dash was looking at my family pictures, until she came across a picture that confused her.

  "Who's this?" Rainbow said, pointing to the girl in the picture. I yelped as I took it.

    "Ah, ah, careful! These pictures of my childhood are hard to replace!" I told her.

  "So who's the girl in this one?" Applejack asked as she held the picture. "She's not your girlfriend, is she?" She got a smug look on her face.

  "No! She just happens to be a very good friend of mine from my childhood that I spend a lot of time with." I said.

  "Mmmm hmm." Applejack said.

  "Hey! Don't you get smart with me, Applejack!" I said, before groaning. "I cannot believe I am talking to fictional characters." I muttered. The doorbell rang, causing me to yelp. "Hide!" I hissed at Twilight and the others. They yelped and dash across the house. "No flying in the house! Don't break anything!" I yelled. Rainbow dashed and skidded across the floor, crashing into a shelf and knocking over a couple movies on her head. "Gah! I said careful!" I groaned. "This is going to end up being the death of me one of these days." I muttered to myself.

Chapter 2

   "Where the heck is Pinkie Pie!" I yelled as I tried to hide Twilight and the others. I heard a shattering from the living room, and saw that Pinkie was trying to find a movie. "Pinkie! Get down from there and hide!" I told her. The doorbell rang again. "Just a minute!" I called. I grabbed Pinkie Pie. "Come on, get down from there." I said as I tried to pry her off the shelf. She came loose and knocked me into the wall.

  "Ow." I said. I walked over to the door and opened it. I looked around. "Huh." Then I saw a box at my doorstep. "What the....." I started. I looked at the label. "OK, it's obviously for me, but who sent it?" I said as I tried to look for the name of the person who left it here. The box read: Contents: One set of Doctor Who Daleks. "Oh! These are the Daleks I was expecting!" I hit my forehead with my hand and laughed. "About time they got here!" I said. I came in with the box, and Twilight eyed it suspiciously.

   "What's that?" She asked. I set the box down and she used her magic to levitate one of the figures from the box. "What is this?" She asked, dropping it fast after it shouted "EXTERMINATE!" I laughed as Twilight breathed heavily.

   "That," I told her, pointing at the Dalek, "is a Dalek from a show I watch called Doctor Who." Twilight walked over and moved it with her hoof.

  "It rolls?" She asked, confused.

    "Well, it's got wheels underneath it to help it move." I said. I picked up another item from the box. "Oh no way." I laughed. I pulled out a screwdriver that was blue at the tip and silver. "The Tenth Doctor's sonic screwdriver." I smiled. "The one screwdriver I've been waiting for." I showed Twilight the screwdriver. It buzzed, causing Twilight to jump. I looked up at the ceiling with her hanging on to the light. "You OK there Twi?" I asked her.

    "Never, ever, do that again." She warned before she flew down. "Sweet Celestia, that scared me half to death." She said. I was laughing, but calmed down when she gave me a serious look.

    "OK, OK, I'll put it away." I said as I walked over to my desk and put the screwdriver in it, closing it. I walked over to Pinkie Pie, who was watching Rainbow Dash play something. "What're you playing, Dashie?" I asked Rainbow, and looked at the TV. Rainbow was playing Grand Theft Auto 4, and was doing stupid things on it.

    "That's right, come get me, cops!" Rainbow laughed as she moved and drove Niko around on the game. She put in the code for weapons tier 1, and fired the rocket launcher at a cop car.

  "No, Dashie, I wouldn't do that if I were...." I said before she fired it. The cop car exploded into bits. "you." I finished. Rainbow laughed. Pinkie Pie fell on the floor laughing. "Is it always going to be this crazy with you guys?" I asked. Twilight nodded. That's when I noticed there were only 7 of them. "Hang on, where's Rarity?" I asked. Lyra popped up from behind the couch.

  "Not here." She said. "Went upstairs I think." She told me. I nodded and walked upstairs. I heard the water in the bathroom running.

  "She's taking a shower." I said to myself. I walked back downstairs and found Twilight and the others watching TV. "Hey guys, what're ya doing?" I asked them.

  "Just watching TV." Pinkie told me. She scooted over to give me room to sit. I sat next to her and saw what they were watching. "Hmm. Not a bad show." I said. A few hours later, everyone was asleep but me. I yawned. "Might as well call it a night." I said. I pulled a blanket over Fluttershy, who was snoozing peacefully. I did the same with the others. I looked at Discord. "Aren't you going to sleep too, Discord?" I asked him.

  "I will soon, but in my dimension." He told me. "Good night, John." He said. I walked upstairs and climbed in to my bed, and fell asleep with ease.

Chapter 3

   I woke up next morning to a crash coming from the kitchen. I threw off my covers and walked downstairs to find Rarity making breakfast. She smiled at me. "Well good morning, sleepyhead." She said. "Just thought I'd make breakfast." She told me. I was so shocked I couldn't say anything. Rainbow Dash zipped by me causing me to spin and fall. I shook my head as I got back up.

   "Pancakes and Apple Cider!" Dashie whooped. Her favorite breakfast. Applejack was outside bucking the apple trees to make her special cider. She at the table hungrily, waiting for her plate. I sat next to a very tired Twilight, who was still half-asleep. After a few minutes, the doorbell went off.

  "Oh now who could that possibly be?" I asked myself as I opened the door. I gasped. A dark haired girl with brown eyes and light brown skin smiled at me. "Kassie!" I laughed.

  "Hey." Kassie smiled. That's when she gasped. "OHMYGOSH, PINKIE!!!" She screamed in delight as the pink party pony tackled her.

  "HEY KASSIE!!" Pinkie smiled. She hugged her after. My jaw dropped.

  "You two know each other?" I asked.

  "DUH!!!" Pinkie said. "I appeared in her house once!" Pinkie told me. "Similar to what happened to you, but just good old me!" Pinkie Pie squee'd. Applejack cleared her throat.

  "Sorry." She coughed. "Ate a bit too fast." She smiled nervously. I looked around the room.

  "Hang on a sec, where's Lyra?" I asked. As soon as I did, Lyra pounced out of a closet tackling Kassie. I face palmed.

  "Another human!" She squealed. "Wait." She looked at me, then Kassie, then back at me. "Gender difference here too." Lyra said. Kassie pushed Lyra off.

  "Oh, don't mind her, my dear." Discord said. Kassie turned around and her eyes went wide. Discord was as tall as her, maybe taller. "Why is she staring at me like that?" He whispered in my ear.

  "She's never seen you this up close before." I whispered back. I heard a noise from upstairs. "What was that?" I asked. I walked upstairs and found a little white rabbit up on my dresser with Rascal looking up at him. Fluttershy came in too, and gasped.

  "Angel!" She said as she hugged her rabbit. I then heard another noise from the attic, with a voice.

  "OK, now how in Equestria did I get here?" The voice was masculine, but high pitched. Twilight knew that voice.

  "Spike!" She said as she lowered the attic ramp, with the little dragon coming down it. He gasped when he saw me.

   "Human world again?" He asked. Twilight nodded. "Then why aren't we, well, oh you know!" Spike wondered.

   "Yeah I was confused by that too, Spike." Twilight said. Rarity called up.

   "Twilight! Is that my Spikey-Wikey?!" She asked.