The Human Dazzle-pede

Sunset was definitly NOT doing any productive at 10:34 in the morning.  Her room was a literal fucking mess.  There were over shittons of smoke fogging up the room from the heavy amount of smoking Mary Jane.  Her bed cover was theme of her getting fucked in the ass doggy style by OG Mudbone, a pornstar with a monster horsecock, details about it was that he was pulling on her hair and wearing reading glasses.  On her dresser was a picture of her beloved "Three-nerd" prototype trial run centipede (I'll explain that later, kids).  On the floor was piles of empty chip bags and pizza boxes from Little Caesar's.  Damn they make good pizza, deep-deep dish ftw.

At one point she felt like she wasn't getting wasted enough.  "Ughh... I need to get higher!!"  So she pulled out a huge vibrating horse dicked shape dildo which she bought off of www.bad-dragon.com at 99.8% off sales price, a five pound bag of Hanabis, Gorilla Glue, an American-themed lighter and a 5 gallon gascan.  The first step she did was taking the dildo out of it's packaging, followed by getting out that super glue and pulling the bottle off of it so all of the sticky stuff would coat the dildo, and was thrushing the glue up and down on it as if she was giving a non-existent man a handjob.  With enough "glue-lube", applied she dump all of the weed on the sticky glued dildo.  And further she poured fuel all over the weed-glubed dildo, and the best part?  She took the lighter and set the rod ablazed.  And with eager enthusiasm she thrusted into her vagina, which was covered in mushrooms from lack of genital care.

"OOOOHH FUCK YEAH!", loudly mouned Sunset as the burning pain of the "Weed-covered burning dildo vibrator 6000" brought pleasure to her disgusting slit.  She bang to pump faster and faster, bringing her closer to the brink of orgasm.  She lift her rear a little bit up, and pulled out a second dildo, except it was more like the shape of a rough square jagged religious Christian cross with a voodoo doll of JHC stapled to it.

We'll all going to hell for reading that.

She didn't bother to use any lubricant for saftey measures, and thrusted it in anyway.  She got into a better body position with her face down and ass up.  "OG, rip my ass apart with your fucking bear-cock!", moaned Sunset out loud.  Her pussy was becoming a waterfall of juices, while her asshole on the other hand was dripping blood from being careless about the fragile stinky human rectum.  Sunset was already reaching her limits,"Make... mmm-mmmeeeeeeee... cc-ccccc-uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM-

"Sunset."

"WHAT!?!" Shouted Sunset as she was interupted from achieving orgasm.  At the doorway, which she forgot to close, was the Human Centipede looking verly awkwardly like an 13 year old Jack Russle Terrier waiting for it's next feeding and at the same time sweating as if she did a 5K marathon.  "THA FUK DO'YE WANT I'WAS G'NNA CUM ME'BRAINS OUT!!"

"Sunset I need to talk to y *cough cough* auh it's intoxicating in here I can't breathe!" coughed Sonata from breathing in the druggy smoked air.

"Fine make i'quick."  Sunset got her clothes back on and attempted to get up off her bed but she immidietly face planted on the floor from being fucked up so badly.  Adagio couldn't help but giggle-muffle at her wasted master.  "Stop laughing into my butt it's weird!"  Freakishly spoke Sonata.  Sunset tried to get up but fell down again.  "G'damn aftuuur effctz...."  This time she used all four limbs to slowly lift her self up, spreading her legs and had her right arm foward and the left arm backwards for stability.  "Okayyy... Okayyy..."  She took a slow step and she manage to not face plant on the floor again.  "Let'z go dn'stair to dizcuzz yer' complanin'."  Sunset slowly walked towards the stairs but she reach the first step she fell all the way down, lucky enough to not break her neck or get an concussion.  "If onl'ah had e'railing."  The Human Centipede followed down the stairs into the kitchen.

"O'keyyy wat y'want?  Moar food?"

"I'm concerned about Aria, she not moving like at all and me and 'Dagi had to climb all the way up the stairs while simply dragging her along.  I not am sure if she is sick but there's something wrong with her."

"L't m'take ah look." Distordly spoke Sunset whom was recovering from the over-dose of 420.  She walked over to the third segment and crouched down next to Aria.  Her skin was very pale and greyish-purple and looked as if she was suffering from malnutrition and dehydration, with her ribcage being shown.  Sunset checked her pulse on her wrist, it was still going fine, but at a slower BPM rate.  Her skin was cold to the touch.  Inspecting her face was somewhat grotesque: it was green and around the surgery grafts were a bunch of yellow skin.  As soon as Sunset touched the yellow flesh, a steady stream of puss poured out and landed all over her hand.  This told Sunset that there is definitly something wrong with Aria.

"Groossssss..."

"Ewwwww!  That's disgusting!" freaked out Sonata.  "Ugh... so is the story for realzies!"

"Ah doh karrr...", complained Adagio.

"Whelp, somthin' defintleeeey wrung wit huuuurr...  Ah will guugh downstares tah seee wat dis shet izz undur ah micrascopp..."  Sunset headed towards the staira with the sample on her hands, but yet again fell all the way down towards the basement where she created the Centipede.  "OW! GODDAMMIT!"  Sunset ignored the diziness from tripping or trippin' (it means two things!) of landing on her head.  She searched through the cabnits carelessly throwing medically items out of the way which she normally wouldn't do.  Didn't take her long to get what she needed: a microscope.  She took some of the icky stuff off her hand on threw under the microscope and took a look at it.  "Kayy' letz see what dis shet izz...".  When she zoomed into the correct magnification, she noticed something was off, very off.

Very disturbingly off.

She was witnessing dying blood cells getting fucked from different angles by invasive germ cells.  "Thatz not pretty..."  So she zoomed to another part of the sample.  She noticed dead blood cells getting necrophillia-fucked by Gali the Alligator.  "K'... Thaz not pretty..."  She immidietly zoomed to another part of the sample, she tall two tall structures titled "Body Blood Center".  "Wat?"  She noticed two pointy germ cell things crashing into one of the "buildings" and causing it to fall down.  "K' thatz also not pretty..."  She instantly zoomed to another part of the sick yellow sample to escape from what she just saw,  but things along got worse; she saw blood cells blind folded and getting executed and shot to death with AKs their faces farted by germ cells wearing balaclavas and sporting long beards with one of them sticking an ISIS flag up one of the dead blood cell's asses.

Sunset's red eyes instantly faded to normal and her drug withdrawl ceased to exist.  Every rotting neuron cell in her brain smashed together to generate a realization thought.  She found what she was looking for.

Aria Blaze was sick.

She sprinted up with stairs to the kitchen and appeared in front of Sonata with a blank, idle expression.  "Sonata."

Sonata stuttered.  "Y...ye-yy-eessss?"

"ARIA BLAZE IS DYING OF BLOOD POISONING!!!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE!"

"WE MUST DO SOMETHING OR SHE'LL DIE!  I CAN'T AFFORD A REPLACEMENT!"

"I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY SISTER TO PASS AWAY!  I LOVE ARIA SO MUCH!  WHAT WOULD THE WORLD BE LIKE WITHOUT HER!?!"

"WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA! FOLLOW ME OUTSIDE TO THE BACK LAWN AND I'LL CARRY ARIA!  And Adagio you big haired PoS move it as well!"

Sonata and Adagio scrambled outside while Sunset carried Aria off of the ground.  The backdoor was blown out of it's frame and the doc and centipede were sent flying out to the backyard.  All four survived the ordeal.  Isn't it amazing how the human body can survive without the frontal lobe?  At the cost of being mentally retarded.  Bite of 87' yeah this bullshit is related to FNAF fandom.  No Foxy is actually responsible for it EEEEEE3eeEe3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!  Rarity injected LSD into her cat Opal.  Scootareader's gonna have to scold me again for making this story almost non-pony related and add another sin to the list for including people's names on the site.  Anyways Sunset pulled out a tool kit, "I got to hurry, Aria is going into circulatory failure!  Where's the fucking tool I need?"  Sonata was praying while Adagio was holding hands with a dying Aria Blaze.  Damn sister, 'bout time you felt pitty and remorse.  "Whugh dihh ah geh uz intah ziz mess?"  She actually cared about Aria and Sonata after all.  "AUGH WRGREH EVVRZING! AUGH WRGREH EVVRZING AUGH EVVER DON!!" Sobbed Adagio.  "We all make mistakes 'Dagi." Said Sonata as she tried to console Adagio.  "Itz alllh mah faaaulll!"  "I kind of regret invading Canter High School as well.  We can use this as a learning experience to shapen  not just ourselves but other trouble-makers too."

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"Found what I needed."  Sunset found the right tool to save Aria's life.  A very risky tool.  One that would probably kill a human if the gang here wasn't superhuman.  "I never dared to use this tool until this very day... I will cure Aria Blaze with... with..."

"With what!?! More laxatives?" Sonata asked in fear.

Sunset gulped as she was trying to think of words to describe this awful dread.

"Ultra-Atomic Hippo Laxatives."  Sunset slowly walked behind a near-death Aria Blaze whos eyes were begging to shut.  She took the cap off the needle and slowly lined it up with Aria's butt.  "This should be enough to force out all the bad blood and calories... 50/50 chance she'll make it." With extreme precaution, she slowly pierce the fragile skin, and without hesitation, and injected all of purple colored liquid inside Aria.  The ground began to shake, the birds were flying away, the clouds were darkening, the lambs became silent (movie easter egg).  "SHE'S GONNA BLOW I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!"

"WHAT ABOUT US!?!"

"EMBRACE IT!  THERE IS NO US IN HUMAN CENTIPEDES!"  Sunset retreated back inside the house and boarded all of the windows so fast that even Rainbow Dash would approve.  She waited for the worst to come- the ground already at an earthquake magnitude of 2.  Back outside the shaking got more violent, Sonata was holding hands with Adagio for dear life for their final moments.  "ADAGIO IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU BIG SISTER!"

"IT WAAUUUZZZ NAAAAHZ NAAAWIN YAH TOOOOOOOO LIIIITEL ZEEEZTARRRRH!!!"

And the ground shook...

and shook...

and shook...

and shook...

And nothing happened.

Everything just settled down, although there was car sirens going off everywhere around the neighborhood and the all of the trees were clean of leaves.  Sunset slowly, peeked outside as in slowly, to examine the environmental effects of her 'cure' she gave to Aria.  The environment was still mostly intact, except the leaves if you read this paragraph earlier.  "She tippy-toed over to her human centipede whom eyes of Sonata and Adagio were tightly shut still.  And Aria?  Well... probably a little too late now?

*Moment of silence*

"Damn... 'later Aria.  You were one tough bitch tho-

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yyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunset was covered in a barrage of infectious liquified poop that covered the back yard in a 90° arc.  The birds fell dead out of the trees for an obvious reason, whatever birds were stupid enough to not leave earlier, and all the flowers were turned to mush.

"uuurrmmm... Immmmm... whugh?"

Sunset's disgust, Sonata's worrying and Adagio's redemption got interrupted by a sound.  The sound of hope the three never thought would come true was in front of their eyes.  Aria Blaze was alive!

"Aria!  You're alive!" Said Sonata whom cried tears of joy.

"Haha! Itzz (Sunshit Shitter)!" Lol'd Adagio at Sunset's embarrassment.

"I'll deal with you later you big haired PoS."

Sunset angrily marched over to Aria Blaze who was brought back to life from recent poopy disease with the help of Sunny's Ultra-Atomic Hippo Laxatives.  "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PICK AT THE SURGICAL GRAFT!  AND YOU GOT SHIT NOT JUST ALL OVER ME, BUT ALL OVER MY LAWN AS WELL!  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT?"

"Ah dn't mehn tooo ah'm sorreh!", bawled Aria Blaze.

"I don't wanna be rude Sunny but your "cure" caused her to shit all over the gorgeous lawn you know." Spoke Sonata as she attempted to correct Sunset.

"Sonata I know that, the laxatives caused her to shit but it's her fault for shitting anyway.  Anyways I'm going back inside to shower because there's flies buzzing all over me from Aria's shitty shit.  Before you can come back inside with me, beat that little purple cunt for me.  I can't stay here out all day, I GOT A LIFE!"  A second later, Sunset sprinted inside to get herself washed off.

"Aria I'm the best outta of the Dazzlings and adored by more MLP:FiM and MLP:EG fanboys than you are!  Since I'm the leader of the centipede aswell as the nee leader of the Dazzlings, I get do what ever I want!  OH WHAT YOU'RE GONNA CRY? I MEAN LOOK AT YOU!  LOOK AT THE COVER ART OF The Human Dazzle-pede!YOU'RE IN THE VERY BACK AND CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH IN WHICH THE AUTHOR STOLE OFF FROM DEVIANART FROM A SUNSET SHIMMER VECTOR WHILE HE WAS MAKING THE EFFORTLESS COVER ART IN COREL PAINTSHOP PRO X5! I'M GOING BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH THIS GOOD OL' 2x4 WITH RUSTY NAILS STICKING OUTTA OF IT!

*Beat Beat Beat*

"Fugh mah life..."

30 minutes later of constant showering to the face and Oxy-Clean detoxification later...

"Ok now I'm all clean and shit-free!" Cheered Sunset as she got out of the shower."

Several days later,, the remaining 2 Dazzlings got used to being an human centipede.  Sunset had to pay for medical bills to keep Aria alive every week, for some reason Adagio barely got sick.  Slowly, all three of them learned the magic of friendship, love, tolerance, and teamwork.  And what butt tastes like.  A few days later however, Sonata started to get depressed, so Sunset decided to fix that and make sure Sonata wasn't alone with someone who could actually speak full English.  Sunset went back into the basement and did another lengthy project.

(Up in Susnet's room Sonata is playing BF4 on PS4)

"Sonata." Spoke Sunset.

"Yeah?", replied Sonata, who looked away from the 60" Plasma TV screen not realizing she got ran over by a Type 99 MBT tank.

"I have something for you."

"Where is it?"

"It is downstairs, follow me."  Sunset walked down the stairs in which she installed a railing on.  Sonata, with Adagio and Aria behind, crawled down from the bed and took a break from the game while the team she was playing with continued to get spawn killed.  In the living room, was the "something" Sonata was waiting to see.  In the front was a young little ol' country girl wearing a red bow on her head. Behind her was a cute little girl with squeaky, well more like drunky voice figure it out.  And behind the drunky white girl (IM NOT A FUCKING RACIST SWEETIE BELLE JUST LOOKS PALE ALL LIVES MATTER GET OVER THE DEATH OF A STUPID CRIMINAL OPPOSING THE LAW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!  NOBODY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROTEST, STOP BLOCKING TRAFFIC AND BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT OK? GOD, YOU LITTLE SACKS OF DUNG ALWAYS GET HYPED UP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "MICHAEL BROWN" AND STOP SAYING THE WORD NIGGA, IT'S JUST AS BAD AS SAYING NIGGER! DONT LIKE WHAT I'M SAYING? GO BACK INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND SHOVE CHEETOS UP YOUR ASS PLAYING BLACK OPS 2 ON YOUR JIZZED STAINED XBOX 360 CONTROLLER ALL DAY WHILE YOUR MOTHERS CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP WISHING THEY HAD AN ABORTION!!!!!!!) was a orange chicken purple nurple haired toilet.  It was another human centipede!

"Howdy' mah name's Applebloom.  Behind me is Sweetie Belle and behind 'er is Scootaloo.  What's your's partner?"

Things were only gonna get better and better.