Diamond Days

"Let's have a water fight," Rumble started, "I wanna soak someone! I mean, what else can we do? It's like 100 degrees!"

"It's 98." Scootaloo said.

"Rarity told me it was a million!" Sweetie added.

"Ah was told it was 99." Apple Bloom said.

"Why the frick does it matter! It's 98 degrees, so STOP DISSCUSSING THE WEATHER! I. Mean. It." I growl. "Just..... Just get on your swimsuits."

Everyone's equipped with a water weapon of some sort. Except Silver. She gets to squirt the losers after the game is done. Oh, Silver can grab the hose and spray you to next Monday.

"Alright," Silver begins. "We have two teams. It is mandatory to have one guy on the team. We have Team Girly, consisting of Button 'High Score' Mash, Sweetie 'The Belle' Belle, and Diamond 'The Shine' Tiara! On the other team, Team Tomboy, we have Rumble 'The Storm' What'sHisLastName, Scootaloo 'Awesome' What'sHerLastName, and Apple Bloom 'The Bloomer' Apple!"

"But Ah wanna be with Sweetie!" Apple Bloom complains.

"Be glad if you want to lose Scootaloo and possibly have to switch teams," I say.

"Whatever, Diamond Tiara."

"Oh, you need to be shot with water twelve times in order to be out! On the count of three, you begin. One, Two, THREE!" Silver yells.

I take off, focusing on Rumble while Button tries Scootaloo and Sweetie tries Apple Bloom.

"Huddle, Team! Silver, is there a rule about team huddles?" I ask.

"IF A TEAM HUDDLES, THEY CANNOT BE SHOT AT!" She yells from her high watchtower.

"Okay," I begin as my team huddles. "I'm gonna get The Storm out. It'll make Awesome mad. The Bloomer'll try to get one of us out, so who wants to go on The Bloom?" I ask. Sweetie nods.

"I'll do it. I know more about her battle tactics. The Belle is on it!" Her whisper-yells.

"Alright. Button and I will take Awesome down. She'll fight us like a manticore in the Everfree, though."

"I agree." Button agrees.

"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS!" Button yells as he ambushes Scootaloo.

"YOU'RE GONNA GET SPRAYED TO NEXT MONDAY! AND IT'S TUESDAY!" I yell.

"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! I'LL ADVENGE RUMBLE!" Scootaloo yells back. Oh, I forgot to say, I got Rumble out.

"AH'LL GET TH' SHINE OUT! YOU GET BUTTON!" The Bloomer yelled to her teammate.

Splash! "You hit me. You....... You hit me!" I yell. "SPRAY 'ER TILL HER NEXT BIRTHDAY! I DON'T CARE WHO GETS HER OUT, BUT I WANT THE APPLE OUT! I AM FULLY AWARE OF HER NICKNAME, I JUST HATE LOSING!"

"I'M OUT, DT!" Button yells. Once he's close enough, I whisper in his ear.

"They forgot The Belle. I know she's behind our foes. We'll wait for her attack." I whisper.

"WE WON! SILVER SPOON, SPRAY 'EM TILL NEXT MEMORIAL DAY!" Scootaloo yelled.

"AHHHHH!" Sweetie yelled. She sprayed Apple Bloom with one of her water pistols, and Scootaloo with the other.

"TEAM GIRLY FOR THE WIN!!!" Sweetie Belle yelled.

"Are you ready......... FOR SPRAYINGS!" Silver yelled. Boy, watching people be power-washed into a wall is fun.

"Hey! The chicken's washed and ready to be cooked!" Button joked. Scootaloo gave an unamused expression. She grabbed the hose and turned it to the most powerful setting.

"YOUR GONNA REGRET THAT BUTTON! I WILL SPRAY YOU TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS!............ Bitch." Scootaloo yelled. Then, I can't see.

"AHHHHHHH! STOP IT! I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLIND! STOP IT! RIGHT NOW SCOOTALOO! I'LL TELL MY DADDY!" I scream.

"Wow," Scootaloo whispers into Rumble's ear. I'm really glad she let us see. "It's fun watching people being power washed into walls."

"I will kill you Button Mash," I mutter under my breath.