Non-special Adventure In Equestria, Wait, WHERE?!by Chris McgrassioChaptersNon-special introductionChapter 1Chapter 2: Owain POV, and then Christopher learning how to 'Applebuck'Chapter 3: OwsiexTwily sex, and ApplebuckingNon-special introduction"Why is this place a thing?" I asked, confused at seeing this sign's name. Welcome to Loveville! "What the fuck is Loveville? Whatever it is, I should go see it's residents and see what the heck this place is," I told myself, determined to get this confusion gone. Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Want to know who I am? I'll tell you one thing, I ain't a fucking green face with a black suit that has a red bowtie and a question mark for a face. What is that? That is called an Anonymous person. Yeah, That's not me. No, who I am is someone way more non-special then that species of people. I am a man named Chris, who just winded up in front of a new world after an annoying problem that happened for no reason whatsoever. "All right....Loveville it is..." I said, in complete confusion. So, I started walking forward to go and find civilization when this man just ran into me and started speaking nonsense to me. "Dude! Run! Ponies are freaking everywhere! And....Oh wait, this world is made of humans and Ponies....I'm an idiot," The guy said, face-palming. I rose an eyebrow. "Ponies?" I asked myself. "Where the frick am I?" I mused to myself quietly. Then the guy started talking to me about how Equestria and supposedly Earth made a Peace Treaty and have been made all together in one co-hesive unit for one world, which I called bullshite really. Anyways, I asked this man his name and his smiled at me with a toothy grin. Wrap that around your head. "My name is Owain! Welcome to....Loveville!" He said, trailing off for a second. "Why is this place called Loveville?" I asked. "Because everyone and Everypony in this country are couples! ....Well, they should be," He mused sadly. "Why aren't they?" I asked confusedly. "Well, it seems all the humans don't want to be with 7 ft tall mares that have naked tops and are beautiful and adorable to top with, and I really don't know why," He said, making me think about what the hell is up with this place. "Naked? 7 ft tall? Mares? W-wh- I don't understand nothing," I said, throwing up my arms in frustration with a groan. "Good, You're not supposed to....because nothing makes sense here," Owain said, making me start to think that he doesn't even have a mind. "I am leaving...." I said, getting up and slowly walking away from this man then out-right sprinted away from him. "HAVE A GOOD DAY YO!" He yelled to me in a happy manner, which I didn't understand why. I kept running, I wasn't stopping for nothing, till I looked behind me to see if he was chasing me....which was a bad mistake. For right at that moment, I ran into someone that just had to be running as well, and......we tumbled and rolled and....ended up in a precarious position. My eyes were spinning and I was dizzy, couldn't figure out who was under me....till I had my vision cleared up after blinking a few times. And I swear you not, this........girl, that was under me was blushing really hard and hiding under her mane....and I didn't understand why. I was gonna ask who she was, till she 'meeped!" Adorably, which made my heart almost clutch into her adorableness. Almost, don't judge me...A shy girl isn't really that perfect anyways. Before I could get a word out, I was then tackled. Again. By a blue girl instead, who had a really furious look on her face when I was under her. She looked mad, and she had steam coming out of her nostrils. "You mad?" I asked. She growled. "Yeah, you mad," I affirmed, nodding my head. "SHUT IT YOU!" She yelled at me loudly. I put my finger in my ear. "Want to be any louder? Almost busted my ear drums," I snided annoyingly. She then tried to take a swing at me, which I dodged by just moving my head a little to the left...pretty fast punch though. But, it isn't that complicated to dodge, but if you're confused....probably. I saw that bright yellow girl from earlier get up, and that's....when I noticed the height difference between me and this blue girl. That yellow girl was effing tall man! I mea holy shizzle she was tall! Almost as tall as that.........I can't really say how tally releated she is, Sorry. I have my mind focused on dodging this crazy girl's fist! JESUS! Is she trying to kill me or something!? "PLEASE STOP! I JUST GOT HERE! I DON'T WANT NONE OF IT!" I yelled out, pleading for this girl to stop punching me. She didn't stop, all that she did was punch a tree that was beside us and put a hole in it......which made me almost shit my pants by the way. But it didn't stop me from peeing my pants, yeesh. Gonna need to get these clean later.....Oh, she's letting me go, Why? "Rainbow Dash! That is not nice!" The yellow pony scolded the blue pony. So the blue pony is Rainbow Dash? Huh.....has that rainbow color must have a hard on for this girl..... "Sorry Fluttershy! I just saw this man on you and I thought he was taking advantage of you!" Rainbow les said, trying to make excuses to hurt me. Her friend, Fluttershy made a tch noise and moved her head left and right disapprovingly. "He didn't know where I was! He was just running and he accidentally ran into my back! Now apologize to him!" Flutterquiet said, standing up to me. Anyone has a reason why she is standing up for me? Cause I don't..... Her friend Rainbow Les groaned. She turned to me with an apologetic look, even tough she didn't really show it honestly. "I am sorry for thinking that you were taking advantage of my friend........" She trails off. "What's your name again?" She asked, confusedly. I got up and dusted myself off and looked her in the.......the hell? My 6 ft height is nothing to this girl! HOLY SHIT! My height only comes up to their necks! That is effing tall! I just need to look up, cause if I don't.....I will get punched in the face. I looked up at the girl sheepishly. "My name is Christopher, but you can just call me Chris," I explained her nicely. This...girl snickered at me and said, "Nice to meet you Chris, Also...again I am sorry for mistaking everything," She said, swiping her hand over her neck. I grew a confused stare off of this. "Uh......no problems needed?" I said, accepting her apology in confusion. The flutter quiet girl giggled adorably, while the lesb one glared at me. "Yeah....no problems," She said, gritting her teeth together. I blinked, and the yellow girl slowly trotted up to me with her two forehooves and shyly smiled. "I am sorry for running into you ma'am. I was running away from someone that was insane," I joked sarcastically. "Um...my name is.....Fluttershy," She said so quietly that I even heard a cricket over her introduction. I blinked confusedly. "Flutterwhuh?" I said, putting my thinking posture on. The blue one started holding her breath in, not trying to laugh and I don't really know why. "It's..." She trailed off and sighed quietly. "It's Fluttershy," She said, quietly but easily to hear. Then I understood.....not really. "Flutterfly?" I asked. She face-hooved quietly, while the blue one started laughing out loud. "Oh my Celestia! My sides!" The lesbi one said, laughing her guts out. "It's FLUTTERSHY!" She quietly yelled. "Oh! Fluttershy?" I said, making sure that's her name. She nodded shyly. "Ok, Nice to meet you Flutterhigh," I said, joking around now. The blue one, (I'm not saying her name because I don't like her after what she did to me) started laughing like a riot. "OH MAN! YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS!" She said, Laughing almost as hard as she can to start getting the hiccups. "It's nice to meet you to......Christy," Fluttershy said, making a *squee* sound. "Aw snap! We got a funny girl ova here!" I said, starting to chuckle at the little joke that she made. But that squee sound, really annoying. I shook her hand, and she giggled quietly....again. Is this girl trying to hook up with me or something? I don't even like her, I just think she's funny. The blue one is still laughing, it's starting to get on my nerves. Fluttershy looked at her friend and said, "Rainbow Dash! Why don't we introduce Chris to our other friends?" She asked her shyly. Rainbow gasped, "OH MY GOSH! That's such a good idea Fluttershy! They are gonna like him!" She said, snickering. She...flew up to me, which made me have a mind-fuck for minute. "Come on Chris! You should come meet our other friend's! You're going to love them!" She exclaimed joyously. "Ooookkkaayyy?" I said, with uncertainty in my words. Before I could ask what her friend's name' were, she grabbed me under my chest and hauled me on her back. "Wha-?" I was cut off from my question for Rainbow started flying....with me on her back. "HERE WE GO!" She yelled, almost flying at mach 7 speed. I screamed loudly, almost like a little girl.....ok. I give, I did scream like a little girl....don't judge me. "Oh boy...I wonder how life is gonna be like now that he is in the new and improved Ponyville? I can't wait!' Fluttershy said in anticipation. She did a little bounce and made a happy sound. After that, she started slowly flying after me and Rainbow. I couldn't think of anything to say except one thing. "THIS IS STILL NOT SPECIAL! OH MY GOD......I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!" I yelled, scared for my life all of the above. "YOU BETTER NOT THROW UP ON MY WINGS OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA THAT I WILL DROP YOU!" Rainbow yelled. "OK!" I yelled out, complying her sentence by not throwing up and just holding it in.....and swallowing it. It was gross, so.....gross. This adventure...is still not that special really. To Be Continued.... Chapter 1"All right! We're here!" the blue lesb exclaimed to me. She literally dropped me off her back, and I fell into a dizzy state on the cobblestone. "Ow. What was that for?" Chris asked, wondering why she just dropped me on the floor. "Sorry, you started getting dizzy and I was getting worried that you were gonna fall off or something. So, I decided to quicken my pace and...here we are!" This...dash girl told me, making me surprised by her concern for me. "Well....thanks," Chris said, putting on a tiny smile. "No prob, oh! Here comes Fluttershy now!" Rainbow exclaimed, looking in the sky. I looked up into the sky as well, and didn't know why...but for one second Fluttershy looked like an angel flying down from the heavens. .....Okay, what is going up in my head up there? What am I saying? She is essentially an angel with how shy and cute she looks towards all the guys in this world. Speaking of the stallions and males of this world.... Chris looked at Rainbow and asked, "Do you know how many stallions and mares are in this country?" She looked at him in deep thought, "Uhhhhh......you should ask my other friend, she'd probably know exactly how many there are," Rainbow said, chuckling awkwardly. Chris nodded, and heard someone land quietly behind him. "Are you...um, all right?" Fluttershy said, making me wonder just how shy and quiet she can get. "I'm all right, didn't throw up or anything. It was actually kind of cool feeling the wind and all, I just wish I knew ahead of time before I started freaking over the fact that I was riding Rainbow Dash-o," Chris said, blatantly making an innuendo on accident. Fluttershy lightly giggled, which was cute. Also, Rainbow Dash was snickering as well. "Can I met your other friends now? I feel like I've been in the dark for a while now," Chris said, getting very annoyed. "Of course! There all probably waiting for us at the Library! We were gonna meet each other and see what we could do today, and with you here....." Rainbow said, making me feel my bones shiver up my spine. Fluttershy grabbed my hand, and we started slowly walking towards this Library that I just saw in the middle of this country. "You're gonna have so much fun with us! You won't even believe!" Fluttershy said quietly and joyously, making me not feel any better. "Why did I never see that Library till now?" Chris asked himself in confusion. "The Library is in the middle of this country, it's kind of hard to know where it is when it's there," Rainbow replied for Chris, making him face-palm. "What is this place called anyways?" Chris asked again. "It's called, Ponyville. But when the humans and ponies made peace with each other, they changed the name into Loveville for the humans and ponies being together and an example is how there is already a few couples with humans and ponies together," Fluttershy explained. "Makes sense....I guess," Chris said, shrugging his shoulders. "We're here!" Rainbow exclaimed. Chris just noticed their wings on the back, now he understood how these girls were able to fly. But still, what the hell is up with this place? 'I feel like this place is gonna be very weird to live in, but still not as special to my other adventures,' Chris mused in his thoughts. Fluttershy knocked on the Library door, which I didn't understand. I thought since it's a Library that anyone can go in without knocking, guess I was wrong. "You can come in! It's open!" A voice said on the inside of the Library. 'I fucking knew it!" Chris thought to himself in annoyance. She let go of my wrist and opened the door, making me see a lot of more ponies and a familiar person there as well. "Owain?" Chris said, confused out of his mind for seeing him here as well. "Oh hey! What;s up with you man? And why are you with Rainbow and Fluttershy?" He asked confusedly, with a little anger in his tone. "Uh...........These two brought me here to meet their friends and here I am," Chris said, putting everything he did so far in a nutshell. Owain pouted, while the other four tall mares giggled. Then, I was jumped by one of them. I think it was the pink one, kind of hard to tell when you're face is being smushed inside a chest. Oh, I think I see the light..... "Hi THERE! My name is Pinkie Pie! What's your name!? Oh!! Are you new here?! YAY!! Want to be my friend?!" This pink girl said all this in a very hyper way, and I could barely understand her at all. "*Grumbles*" Chris said. Can't really say anything when you're mouth is being invaded by breasts can ya? "Pinkie? You're smushing him," Rainbow stated. "Oops!" Pinkie said, letting go of Chris who breathed in air and fell on the floor. "Are you all right?" Pinkie asked worriedly. Chris nodded. "I just want to lay on the floor thank you," Chris blindly stated, still looking at the floor. "All right, should we then introduce ourselves to this new human that Rainbow and Fluttershy brought with?" Some one said. "I am a being! You shall name me as a him!" Chris stated. "Okay....should we introduce ourselves to 'him'?" That some voice said. Chris heard an all around 'sure' from all the ponies and Owain around him. Chris looked up and saw a purple pony, a white pony, an orange pony and that pink pony from earlier. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am really the one with the smarts I guess. Nice to meet you," Twilight Sparkle said, smiling. "Nice to meet you too," Chris said, nodding his head towards her. "Mah name is Applejack, and it's nice to meet ya'll right at this moment...since ah need to leave in about a few minutes here," Applejack said, tipping her hat towards Chris. "Nice to meet you as well Applejack," Chris said, nodding towards her. "My name is Rarity, it's nice to meet you Chris," Rarity said, winking. "Nice to meet you as well ma'am," Chris said to her, bowing. When he got back up to his feet in order to bow of course. "Oh! Such a charmer!" Rarity said, giggling. Chris looked up and noticed that all the girls rolled their eyes at Rarity's statement. Wait, when did?....nope, not gonna explain it. Somehow Fluttershy and Rainbow are now sitting by their friends and I didn't see none of it....oh well! Before I could ask what's up with this place, Owain beat me to it and asked what was on my mind first somehow. "So......I never got to ask when I first met you girls. How many stallions and mares are in this country?" Owain asked in complete confusion. Twilight giggled, while all the other's grew sly grins. Chris blinked in confusion. "The population is pretty different Chris, are you sure you want to know?" She asked, gaining a.....wry smile on her face. Chris nodded. "Okay....."Twilight said. "The population for stallion's and mare's are 15 to 1. There are about over 8 million mares while there is only about 900 thousand stallions. And for humans, there are only around 800 thousand males alive since all the female genders became extinct from the war many years ago. So, with the little numbers in this world...herds, harems, and multiple polymary's were made to be legal. But some are very rare to find. The highest harem and or herd was about 25 mares with one man. Don't wanna believe the pain he went through," Twilight explained, making a winced stare after saying that one sentence. "Ummmmm....Ok," Chris said, nodding his head. "And to this day there are only about 3 herds to this present time. Because with the few stallions and the male humans going extinct, it's very hard for mare's to find a mate and or a lover to be with. Which is why the males don't go out with mare's, cause they don't trust ponies because of what the war did to their population," Twilight explained. "Strange indeed," Chris said, nodding his head. "In this country, Loveville....there are only about 3 couples. And one of them is a human pony couple. Which is why in this place, it's very hard to find a mate or lover with there being about a thousand stallions in this country with almost 5 thousand mares," Twilight exclaimed annoyingly. "Gezze," Chris said, making a disgusted face. Twilight nodded. "Yep. the 6 of us are still looking for a mate, and we all agreed upon not finding one till after we are in....oop, too much information," Twilight said, giggling with a light blush on her face. Chris just noticed that all these mares wear skirts and see through bras. Fluttershy and Pinkie had DD-cups, Rainbow and Rarity had C cups, and Applejack and Twilight had D cups. He started blushing and thinking why Owain was not blushing as well. Or does he not notice that they are see through bras? "Well, it's nice to have met you all...but now I have a problem," Chris said, making an annoyed stare. "And what's that?" Owain asked confusedly. "I have no home, I am literally homeless....so, well one of you take me in with you?' Chris asked nicely, smiling. The girls gasped and huddled all together. Owain slowly crawled next to Chris and whispered something in his ear. "That was dumb to say, you should've waited for Spike to show before saying that," He whispered to me in annoyance. Chris looked at him in confusion. "Who?" Chris asked. "Hey Spike! Come down here! We have a new friend for you to meet!" Twilight yelled, snickering to Chris. Chris heard a loud yawn and footsteps upstairs. After that, he saw someone on the step.....That scared him. A 7 foot tall spiky guy with green spikes was rubbing his eye tiredly. "Who is it Twilight?" He says, finally looking at me. "Oh, another human. What's his name?" He asked, with a thinking stare on. "His name is Chris, and he asked us if one of us could bring him with to live with!" Twilight exclaimed. Spike blinked, then face-palmed. Spike walked down the steps and Chris got up to introduce himself, till he saw the height difference....again. "Hi my name is Chris! And you are?" Chris asked, holding his hand out for a shake. Spike put his clawed hand in his grasp, and Chris almost felt his hand being bent in half. "My name is Spike. Nice to meet you!" Spike said, smiling annoyingly. "You should've said that when I was around you idiot!" Spike whispered to him. "Why?" Chris whispered back confusingly. "What are you two talking about?" Pinkie pie said, showing up out of nowhere. "Nothing!" Spike said, walking back to Twilight. Pinkie looked at Chris with a thinking stare, and it scared him. "Pinkie, stop. You're scaring him," Twilight scolded Pinkie. "I just wanna know what they were talking about!" Pinkie whined, pouting. "It's not important! What's important is to figure out which one of us will take Chris to their home to live!" Twilight said, with a stare to her. Pinkie made an understood "ohhhhh" sound and went back to her friends. Meanwhile, Spike and Owain sat by Chris while the whispering mares talked to each other. It was silent for about 5 minutes, till Spike said something that made his spine shiver in fear. "You know what happened to the last human that went with Pinkie or Fluttershy?" He whispered to Chris. "What happened to him?" Chris said curiously. "There were rumors that Fluttershy and Pinkie both did something to a human male that was horrible. Fluttershy made her's a slave to her every word," Spike said, making Chris wince in pain. "While Pinkie cut her human male's dick off," Spike said. "Is that one still alive!?" Chris whispered in shock. "They say that he lives as a she now, and lives in Pinkie's basement to do anything to her bidding," Spike stated, wincing in the pain and horror of what he was saying. "Why'd she even cut his dick off!?" Chris asked in a whisper. "Rumors say that they heard Pinkie yell "It won't fit with that there! So why don't we get rid of it!?" And then there was a scream, and that was the last thing that was heard from that man," Spike said. "Ouch," Chris said, wincing. Owain looked like he was gonna throw up. "What about the others?" Chris asked. "Well....Owain lives with me and Twilight, so he has nothing to worry about....but Rainbow lives in the cloud's so her having a human friend is already off the list. But I don't know about Applejack or......Rarity," He said, trailing off and getting a dreamy gaze after saying Rarity. Chris grew a confused look and turned to Owain. "Crush on Rarity," Owain stated bluntly. "Ah," Chris understood and nodded. "Don't tell anyone though! It's our secret. Got it?" Spike said glaringly. Chris nodded. "So, my best bet is to be with Applejack right?" Chris said. "How so?" Owain asked. "Well, Fluttershy made a man her bitch, Pinkie turned her man into a girl, Rainbow lives in the cloud's, Twilight already has Owain to feed, and Rarity is Spike's girl..."Chris said, counting them all up with his fingers. "She did say that she had to leave in a few minutes didn't she?" Owain asked. Chris came to a realization. "Yes! That's right! So Applejack is my safe-haven right now!" Chris said, hoping that Applejack will take him. Chris prayed and hoped that Applejack would choose him. "It's all up to fate now to choose what happens to me," Chris said, sadly. Chapter 2: Owain POV, and then Christopher learning how to 'Applebuck'Please let me go with Applejack, Please let me go with Applejack, Chris thought to himself, begging his life to be saved by this angel of a pony. Owain POV What the fuck is up with today? I run into this new guy named Chris who has never seen this place somehow someway. and he knows freaking nothing! How dumb is this guy!? I mean, for frick's sake! He'd be lucky if Applejack chooses him! I saw the girls not be in their huddle anymore, and all of them were smiling. "So...what's your decision?" Chris asked them in terror. Coward, it's freaking mares! You're a guy! Grow a pair already! "We thought it would be a good idea for you to choose who to go with Chris," Twilight said,making me and Spike drop our jaws to the floor. SHE IS ACTUALLY BEING THAT NICE?! THEN WHY DID SHE OUTRIGHT CHOOSE ME WHEN WE FIRST ME!? THE FUCK?! Chris gasped and smiled happily. He looked at Applejack who had a confused look on her face from the sudden happiness that Chris had. Phahahahaha! That's hilarious! I wonder what Chris is gonna do? I am so curious! Chris jolted up and just sprinted right next to Applejack, making everypony blink just to see that Chris was right next to Applejack in a heart beat. "I would like to go be with Applejack if that's all right with her!" He said, clutching her side. "Well...that's all right with me.....but why are you clutching onto me like you're life depends on it?" Applejack asked Chris. I was laughing so hard at his face.....it was freaking hilarious! "Uhhhh.......because I ain't thinking straight?" Chris asked, hoping that was a good excuse. Applejack gave him a stern glare and slowly nodded her head. "All right! SO it's decided! Applejack will take Chris, and we will all just help Chris out with his new life throughout the days we know him. All right girls?" Twilight said, smiling patiently. All her friends nodded. "I need to go now so.....come on Chris! I guess I'm gonna have to show you what Applebucking is!" Applejack said, grabbing Christopher's wrist. Chris gained a confused expression. "Applewha?" Chris blurted out, not being able to finish for Applejack started running with him and shutting the door along the way. And yes, the front door was open the whole time this happened. Weird huh? Anyways, the other girls left and It was just me, Spike, and Twilight now left in this Library. "Well, I'm gonna go take a nap," Spike said, excusing himself back to his room. And that left me and Twilight and another friend we got used to knowing. Silence. Man, whenever me and Twilight are alone now....we always get awkward around each other. I guess it makes sense with how our friendship has been growing together...I mean, I have a crush on her for Pete's sake! But the problem is, I don't know if she feels the same way. "Sooo...." "Sooo...." We both said at the same time, making this even more awkward then it should be. God damn it brain, get yourself together and help me configure something to say to her already! I opened my mouth, then Twilight opened her mouth. And we both shut our mouth's at the same time in awkward silence. That relationship development yo. God damn it! We are so in sync that we keep negating each other! I bet she is thinking of what to do to get out of this awkward predicament. Owain thought to himself. I thought to myself so much that I didn't even notice Twilight crawl closer to me with a sly grin and a seductive stare on her face. When I came to and saw this face, I only thought of one thing to say. Mah boi, this is what all warriors strive for! I'm not kidding, that literally went through my head when I saw the hotness that is Twilight Sparkle. "So.....um....how's your day been Owsie?" Twilight said, with my nickname. I blushed hard, and almost felt myself getting hard. Almost. Twilight saw this and looked at my jeans. She smirked. "Oh....I guess I should 'experiment' on this thing that's in your pants," Twilight said, emphasizing experiment. Now I'm hard....fuck. She used her magic to take my shirt off and my pants and I was almost left bare naked. Except for my underwear that was hiding a huge tent inside it. She circled her lip around her mouth and made an 'mmm' sound. "I can't wait to taste what that is Owsie." Twilight said, smiling at me lustily. I don't know why, but she was making me VERY hard now. My pants came off and out pops the huge erection. Almost as big as her hand. She flexed her fingers and started giving me an amazing handjob. "You're gonna give me that virginity, and we are gonna have fun 'experimenting' each other," she said, seducing me like I'm her mate. I screamed in freaking joy and ecstasy. Back to Christopher's POV :P That's a bone-killer XD "HOLY SHIT!" Chris yelled, being almost dragged on the floor from Applejack's amazing speed. Applejack stopped, and Chris fell on his face. "Get up sugarcube! We're here at my home! Sweet Apple Acres!" Applejack said with happiness. Chris got up on his feet, and saw the barn and her house and everything. He almost lost it, but was happy to be with the one that he felt the safest around. "Looks pretty nice," Chris said, complimenting her home. "Thanks!" Applejack said with pride. "Want to come meet my family?" Applejack asked. "Sure, I'm gonna live here so why not?" Chris replied, shrugging his shoulders. Applejack smiled and said, "Great! Walk with me, that house over there is where me and mah family lives!" She said, pointing at the old blue house in the distance that was by the huge red barn. Chris and her walked up to the house, and Applejack knocked on the door. "Who is it? Some whippersnapper?" An old voice said. Applejack chuckled. "No! It's Applejack! And I brought with a new friend!" She said, talking to whoever is in there. "A NEW FRIEND!? OH! In a minute sister!" A High-pitched voice said, letting me know that she has siblings. Who are females as well.......score! Somepony opened the door, and it was a shorter pony who had light yellow skin with a big pink bowtie on her head. She had golden eyes and red hair, but what really got on Christopher's nerves was that his 6 ft height was equal with this girl. Son of a...... The little yellow pony smiled at me. "Hai there! Mah name is Applebloom! It's nice to meet yah!" She said in a high pitched country voice, that almost broke Christopher's heart right there and then. Chris groaned. "Oh my gosh! Why you so adorable man?!" Chris asked in confusion. Applebloom giggled with a light blush on her cheeks. Being at shoulder length with Applejack is annoying, but this....this is just ridiculous! "Oh! Also, My name is Christopher. But you can call me Chris," He said, holding his hand out for a shake. Applebloom shook his hand and said, "Nice to meet yah!" This girl's strength I tell ya, she almost tore off my shoulder! Don't want to piss these girls off.....maybe I should've went with Rarity. Damn it. "Want to come inside and meet our big sister and granny?" Applebloom asked with that pleading face in. "Well yes of course!" Chris replied. "Yay!" Applebloom did a little hop, and went back inside. While Applejack, who was watching the whole scene just snickered and brought me in. Or pushed me in I should say..... I didn't get to say anything, for Applejack pushed onto her couch and Applebloom jumped on my lap. I now had a about 400 pound filly on my private parts........the pain.... "I have a question..." She said, trailing off with a shy look on her face. "What......ow....is it?" I said, feeling pain the longer she sat on my lap. My eyes were twitching, I'm telling you man...she is breaking my body without even knowing. "Are ya'll single? And are you new here?" Applebloom asked me. WHY IS THIS FILLY ASKING ME IF I'M SINGLE ALREADY?! I JUST EFFING MET HER! >_< Chris grew an annoyed face but decided to reply so she didn't have to feel bad. "Yes I'm single, and yes I'm new here," Chris said, growing a face that said 'just kill me now' written all over it. "YAY!" Applebloom cheered, then hugged Chris. Now the hug felt nice because her weight got off my lap and she sat by my side instead, He won't lose his man parts today.......yay~. Chris returned the hug just because of how adorable she is, but I ain't letting her get on my lap again. Ever again. Anyways, after the hug...this old looking pony that was green and thankfully NOT over my height for once showed up and sat in that old rocking chair that I just noticed by the corner. Applejack sat by me, and I was now in the middle of Applebloom and Applejack......wrap that around your head. It took me a few minutes to understand what was going on. "So, you're the new guy that's been the talk around here huh?" This granny pony told me with an interested gaze on me. Chris smiled sheepishly. "Yes I am," Chris said, rubbing his hair shyly. The old pony snickered like how an old granny would. "Mah name is Granny Smith, It's nice to meet yah young'un," She said to me, giving me a wink. I blinked, why did she wink at me? "Nice to meet you too Granny, My name is Chris," Chris said, smiling. "Nice name," She said, making a toothy grin. After that Applejack looked at me and said, "Now you just got to meet our big sister and you'll be all right in living here." "But I want to make sure that I help around the house as well, don't want to look like a lazy butt to you girls. What, with me being the only guy here," Chris said, snickering. While the other girls giggled. Applejack looked behind her and said, "Oh hey Macareina! Come meet our new friend!" Chris looked behind him and saw his death. He literally saw the girl that would kill him in cold blood if he did anything wrong. This girl had the muscles like Applejack! Holy shit! She's even taller then Applejack! The see through bras that these girls wear are so weird! Applebloom already has d-cups at her age, But Macareina has like......B-Cups! Just.....WOW! Them green eyes and that brown hair of hers, but what really stole the cake was the hay stick she was biting on. she looked so lean and so fit, and it looked so hard to see her muscles! She just......Jesus! She was red all over the place and had like broken jeans on as well! When she came to sit by her sister Applejack, Chris then saw the height difference. Her shoulder came up to Applejack's head! Which meant that my head would be mushed in her boobs no matter how hard Chris tried! "Chris, meet our big sister Macareina," Applejack said, introducing her big sister to me. "Uh......hi there," Chris said, shaking in my feet. She stayed silent. "Ummmm My name is Chris....it's a pleasure to meet you?" Chris asked, holding out his hand for a shake....idiot. Macareina looked at his hand and shooked it, almost literally cracking his arm off. "Eeyup," She said, with a tom boy voice...almost sounded like Rainbow Dash but a little bit chipper. "She must like you Chris! Just getting that word out of her is rare to do!" Applebloom said, giggling like a little girl. Macareina let go of my hand, and Chris held onto it like it was his baby. "Yeah, I think we are gonna get along just fine Sugarcube," Applejack said, smiling. No we are not! Chris stated to himself in his thoughts. "Oh! I think it's time to show you what applebucking is!" Applejack said. Applebloom smiled, while Macareina made a creepy smirk. "Come along Chris! Applebucking is so fun to do!" Applebloom said, innocently. She brought me outside, and the life that I have here just got even more weird. It's still not that special of an adventure here. Chris said in his thoughts, still not accepting the fact that he's special to be here. Chapter 3: OwsiexTwily sex, and ApplebuckingMeanwhile, back with Owain and Twilight and Spike. Spike yawned. "A new day it seems. Maybe I should go see where Chris is, yeah....that's a good idea. See if he has seen the horror of the mares yet," Spike said, snickering. Spike got up, and opened the window. He went outside, shut the window and flew around Loveville to find Chris. Meanwhile, downstairs...... Twilight heard Spike leave and smiled at the sleeping human in her clutches. They were snuggling after she gave Owain an amazing handjob. She thought since Spike was still here that they couldn't finish their fun. But now that he is gone......... Twilight shook Owain. "Hey. Owsie, Get up," She said, shaking Owain up. "Huh whuh?" Owain said tiredly. "Spike is gone, the house is to ourselves," She whispered to him. She went next to his ear and whispered, "Wanna fuck for science?" Owain widened his eyes and smiled, "FUCK YEAH!" with a happy scream. And he was hard again....motherfucker. He grabbed Twilight by the ass and picked her up. She squeaked surprisingly, and looked at Owain seductively. "We are gonna fuck and I am gonna take you're virginity," Owain said, lustily. "And I'm gonna take you're virginity as well," Twilight said, spreading her wings out and using her magic. Out poofs a couch and Owain sat on the couch with Twilight still on his lap. "You still naked?" Twilight asked. She was answered by something poking her butt. Owain grinned, "Eeyup." "Sweet, let'c continue on with our 'experiment' then," Twilight said. "Where were we at?" Owain asked. "I think we were right about here," Twilight said, kissing Owain full on the lips. "Mmmmmmmmm," Owain said, loving every moment of this. "mmmmmmMMM" Twilight said with him. His erection became harder and started poking Twilight's pooper. They stopped kissing and Twilight said, "Fuck me! FUCK ME HARD!" "YES MA'AM!" Owain said, grinning. He inserted his erection into her anus, and the sex began. Right now. At this very moment. Up and down it went with Twilight's body. There were groans, and moans and Twilight saying "YES! GIVE ME MORE OF YOU'RE SCIENCE!" At some point. Take Twilight's anal virginity. Check. He came inside, and Twilight's tongue lolled out. "That was amazing! Now then experiment number 2!" Twilight yelled out. She took her butt out, turned her body around raised her tail and showed Owain her hard pussy. Owain whistled. "Impregnate me you bastard!" Twilight said, getting seductive and cussing. "This ain't nothing like you Twilight!" Owain said, snickering at her cuss. "Having sex does that to mare's!" Twilight said. She forcefully pushed her pussy onto his dick and groaned and said, "NOW FUCK ME!" Owain nodded. He grabbed her butt and started fucking her. Hard, and fast, and slow, and passionately. At one point they kissed and start twisting their tongues and sharing saliva together. Then Owain held onto Twilight and gave her a back hug while touching her boobs. "I'M CUMMING!" Owain yelled. "INSIDE! NOW!" Twilight ordered. Owain obeyed and came inside Twilight Sparkle. Shut up. Take Twilight's pussy virginity. Check. Owain was getting tired, but Twilight was still prepping to go! She sighed and smiled. "Now then! Experiment number 3!" She said, getting off Owain's dick and letting sperm or cum drip off her pussy. "Number 3?" He asked tiredly. He couldn't say anything else, for Twilight used her magic and made him turn around for her to see his butt. "What are you doing?!" He asked, in shock. When he looked back his eyes widened in fear. "LET'S SEE IF HUMAN BUTTS CAN HANDLE THE BEST PART OF MARE'S!" She screamed. Owain screams in peril, and had the most painful sex ever with his love. And just knew that he lost his butt virginity and virginity to Twilight. Double Check. I feel like something weird just happened to Owain, Chris thought to himself, feeling like wanting to throw up for some odd reason. "Are ya'll all right Chris?" Applebloom asked me worriedly. Chris shook his head and smiled at her. "I'm all right, just amped to learn what this 'applebucking' is!" Chris said, making Applebloom smile as well. "I'm happy that you said that sugarcube!" Applejack sad to him. Chris noticed that they were in front of a huge tree field with almost over a 1,000 trees. "Woah!" Chris said in shock and awe. "Welcome to the acres! This is where we buck trees to get apples and make our finest cider!" Applejack said, smiling in pride. Chris then understood. "AH! AppleBUCKING! I get it now! You buck trees with your back hooves and get the apples that fall out of it for product! Ha! Genius! Only an Idiot wouldn't know what that is!" Chris said, snickering. Applejack looked surprised. "Really? Sometimes humans mistake apple bucking for our apple family actually bucking with some they love. And you never thought of that?" Applejack asked, raising an eyebrow. "Nope!" Chris replied. "Not till now!" Chris said, smiling. Applejack face-palmed while Macareina rolled her eyes and Applebloom giggled. "Anyways, let me show you how to do it," Applejack said, turning her back to a tree. Chris watched in anticipation to see what happens. She got on her hands and went into a dog position. Chris felt himself getting hard. She pushed her legs out, and kicked the tree with all her might. He saw a lot of apples fall from that tree she kicked. Then, Chris thought what would happen if they saw his hard-on.....and his erection was gone. "And that's how you applebuck!" Applejack said, smiling. Applebloom clapped while Macareina smiled, and Chris,,,,just put his hands over his private parts. "Got it?" Applejack asked Chris. Chris nodded rapidly for his health. "Good! Then try kicking one and let's see how good you are!" Applejack exclaimed to Chris, moving to the next tree beside her. Chris nodded. Applejack and Macareina sat on the grass with Applebloom and watched Chris try and applebuck. Chris made sure to try and do every single step she did. He turned his back to it, went into the dog position and made sure that he was literally right behind the tree so he doesn't just kick air. When he checked that he was still behind the tree and not air, he nodded and made his legs buckle so they kick the tree better. He counted to 5 before kicking. "1.....2....3....4...5!" Chris whispered, pulling his legs out every more second. After screaming 5 he hit that tree hard and said, "AH FUCK! MY LEG!" And held onto his now broken leg. When he looked at the tree, he saw.....1 apple fall off. He stared at that apple and said," MOTHERFUCKER!" The sister all laughed while Macareina just lightly giggled at the display. And after that shame happened, Chris fell unconscious from the pain in his legs. And.....cliffhanger.
Non-special introduction"Why is this place a thing?" I asked, confused at seeing this sign's name. Welcome to Loveville! "What the fuck is Loveville? Whatever it is, I should go see it's residents and see what the heck this place is," I told myself, determined to get this confusion gone. Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Want to know who I am? I'll tell you one thing, I ain't a fucking green face with a black suit that has a red bowtie and a question mark for a face. What is that? That is called an Anonymous person. Yeah, That's not me. No, who I am is someone way more non-special then that species of people. I am a man named Chris, who just winded up in front of a new world after an annoying problem that happened for no reason whatsoever. "All right....Loveville it is..." I said, in complete confusion. So, I started walking forward to go and find civilization when this man just ran into me and started speaking nonsense to me. "Dude! Run! Ponies are freaking everywhere! And....Oh wait, this world is made of humans and Ponies....I'm an idiot," The guy said, face-palming. I rose an eyebrow. "Ponies?" I asked myself. "Where the frick am I?" I mused to myself quietly. Then the guy started talking to me about how Equestria and supposedly Earth made a Peace Treaty and have been made all together in one co-hesive unit for one world, which I called bullshite really. Anyways, I asked this man his name and his smiled at me with a toothy grin. Wrap that around your head. "My name is Owain! Welcome to....Loveville!" He said, trailing off for a second. "Why is this place called Loveville?" I asked. "Because everyone and Everypony in this country are couples! ....Well, they should be," He mused sadly. "Why aren't they?" I asked confusedly. "Well, it seems all the humans don't want to be with 7 ft tall mares that have naked tops and are beautiful and adorable to top with, and I really don't know why," He said, making me think about what the hell is up with this place. "Naked? 7 ft tall? Mares? W-wh- I don't understand nothing," I said, throwing up my arms in frustration with a groan. "Good, You're not supposed to....because nothing makes sense here," Owain said, making me start to think that he doesn't even have a mind. "I am leaving...." I said, getting up and slowly walking away from this man then out-right sprinted away from him. "HAVE A GOOD DAY YO!" He yelled to me in a happy manner, which I didn't understand why. I kept running, I wasn't stopping for nothing, till I looked behind me to see if he was chasing me....which was a bad mistake. For right at that moment, I ran into someone that just had to be running as well, and......we tumbled and rolled and....ended up in a precarious position. My eyes were spinning and I was dizzy, couldn't figure out who was under me....till I had my vision cleared up after blinking a few times. And I swear you not, this........girl, that was under me was blushing really hard and hiding under her mane....and I didn't understand why. I was gonna ask who she was, till she 'meeped!" Adorably, which made my heart almost clutch into her adorableness. Almost, don't judge me...A shy girl isn't really that perfect anyways. Before I could get a word out, I was then tackled. Again. By a blue girl instead, who had a really furious look on her face when I was under her. She looked mad, and she had steam coming out of her nostrils. "You mad?" I asked. She growled. "Yeah, you mad," I affirmed, nodding my head. "SHUT IT YOU!" She yelled at me loudly. I put my finger in my ear. "Want to be any louder? Almost busted my ear drums," I snided annoyingly. She then tried to take a swing at me, which I dodged by just moving my head a little to the left...pretty fast punch though. But, it isn't that complicated to dodge, but if you're confused....probably. I saw that bright yellow girl from earlier get up, and that's....when I noticed the height difference between me and this blue girl. That yellow girl was effing tall man! I mea holy shizzle she was tall! Almost as tall as that.........I can't really say how tally releated she is, Sorry. I have my mind focused on dodging this crazy girl's fist! JESUS! Is she trying to kill me or something!? "PLEASE STOP! I JUST GOT HERE! I DON'T WANT NONE OF IT!" I yelled out, pleading for this girl to stop punching me. She didn't stop, all that she did was punch a tree that was beside us and put a hole in it......which made me almost shit my pants by the way. But it didn't stop me from peeing my pants, yeesh. Gonna need to get these clean later.....Oh, she's letting me go, Why? "Rainbow Dash! That is not nice!" The yellow pony scolded the blue pony. So the blue pony is Rainbow Dash? Huh.....has that rainbow color must have a hard on for this girl..... "Sorry Fluttershy! I just saw this man on you and I thought he was taking advantage of you!" Rainbow les said, trying to make excuses to hurt me. Her friend, Fluttershy made a tch noise and moved her head left and right disapprovingly. "He didn't know where I was! He was just running and he accidentally ran into my back! Now apologize to him!" Flutterquiet said, standing up to me. Anyone has a reason why she is standing up for me? Cause I don't..... Her friend Rainbow Les groaned. She turned to me with an apologetic look, even tough she didn't really show it honestly. "I am sorry for thinking that you were taking advantage of my friend........" She trails off. "What's your name again?" She asked, confusedly. I got up and dusted myself off and looked her in the.......the hell? My 6 ft height is nothing to this girl! HOLY SHIT! My height only comes up to their necks! That is effing tall! I just need to look up, cause if I don't.....I will get punched in the face. I looked up at the girl sheepishly. "My name is Christopher, but you can just call me Chris," I explained her nicely. This...girl snickered at me and said, "Nice to meet you Chris, Also...again I am sorry for mistaking everything," She said, swiping her hand over her neck. I grew a confused stare off of this. "Uh......no problems needed?" I said, accepting her apology in confusion. The flutter quiet girl giggled adorably, while the lesb one glared at me. "Yeah....no problems," She said, gritting her teeth together. I blinked, and the yellow girl slowly trotted up to me with her two forehooves and shyly smiled. "I am sorry for running into you ma'am. I was running away from someone that was insane," I joked sarcastically. "Um...my name is.....Fluttershy," She said so quietly that I even heard a cricket over her introduction. I blinked confusedly. "Flutterwhuh?" I said, putting my thinking posture on. The blue one started holding her breath in, not trying to laugh and I don't really know why. "It's..." She trailed off and sighed quietly. "It's Fluttershy," She said, quietly but easily to hear. Then I understood.....not really. "Flutterfly?" I asked. She face-hooved quietly, while the blue one started laughing out loud. "Oh my Celestia! My sides!" The lesbi one said, laughing her guts out. "It's FLUTTERSHY!" She quietly yelled. "Oh! Fluttershy?" I said, making sure that's her name. She nodded shyly. "Ok, Nice to meet you Flutterhigh," I said, joking around now. The blue one, (I'm not saying her name because I don't like her after what she did to me) started laughing like a riot. "OH MAN! YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS!" She said, Laughing almost as hard as she can to start getting the hiccups. "It's nice to meet you to......Christy," Fluttershy said, making a *squee* sound. "Aw snap! We got a funny girl ova here!" I said, starting to chuckle at the little joke that she made. But that squee sound, really annoying. I shook her hand, and she giggled quietly....again. Is this girl trying to hook up with me or something? I don't even like her, I just think she's funny. The blue one is still laughing, it's starting to get on my nerves. Fluttershy looked at her friend and said, "Rainbow Dash! Why don't we introduce Chris to our other friends?" She asked her shyly. Rainbow gasped, "OH MY GOSH! That's such a good idea Fluttershy! They are gonna like him!" She said, snickering. She...flew up to me, which made me have a mind-fuck for minute. "Come on Chris! You should come meet our other friend's! You're going to love them!" She exclaimed joyously. "Ooookkkaayyy?" I said, with uncertainty in my words. Before I could ask what her friend's name' were, she grabbed me under my chest and hauled me on her back. "Wha-?" I was cut off from my question for Rainbow started flying....with me on her back. "HERE WE GO!" She yelled, almost flying at mach 7 speed. I screamed loudly, almost like a little girl.....ok. I give, I did scream like a little girl....don't judge me. "Oh boy...I wonder how life is gonna be like now that he is in the new and improved Ponyville? I can't wait!' Fluttershy said in anticipation. She did a little bounce and made a happy sound. After that, she started slowly flying after me and Rainbow. I couldn't think of anything to say except one thing. "THIS IS STILL NOT SPECIAL! OH MY GOD......I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!" I yelled, scared for my life all of the above. "YOU BETTER NOT THROW UP ON MY WINGS OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA THAT I WILL DROP YOU!" Rainbow yelled. "OK!" I yelled out, complying her sentence by not throwing up and just holding it in.....and swallowing it. It was gross, so.....gross. This adventure...is still not that special really. To Be Continued....
Chapter 1"All right! We're here!" the blue lesb exclaimed to me. She literally dropped me off her back, and I fell into a dizzy state on the cobblestone. "Ow. What was that for?" Chris asked, wondering why she just dropped me on the floor. "Sorry, you started getting dizzy and I was getting worried that you were gonna fall off or something. So, I decided to quicken my pace and...here we are!" This...dash girl told me, making me surprised by her concern for me. "Well....thanks," Chris said, putting on a tiny smile. "No prob, oh! Here comes Fluttershy now!" Rainbow exclaimed, looking in the sky. I looked up into the sky as well, and didn't know why...but for one second Fluttershy looked like an angel flying down from the heavens. .....Okay, what is going up in my head up there? What am I saying? She is essentially an angel with how shy and cute she looks towards all the guys in this world. Speaking of the stallions and males of this world.... Chris looked at Rainbow and asked, "Do you know how many stallions and mares are in this country?" She looked at him in deep thought, "Uhhhhh......you should ask my other friend, she'd probably know exactly how many there are," Rainbow said, chuckling awkwardly. Chris nodded, and heard someone land quietly behind him. "Are you...um, all right?" Fluttershy said, making me wonder just how shy and quiet she can get. "I'm all right, didn't throw up or anything. It was actually kind of cool feeling the wind and all, I just wish I knew ahead of time before I started freaking over the fact that I was riding Rainbow Dash-o," Chris said, blatantly making an innuendo on accident. Fluttershy lightly giggled, which was cute. Also, Rainbow Dash was snickering as well. "Can I met your other friends now? I feel like I've been in the dark for a while now," Chris said, getting very annoyed. "Of course! There all probably waiting for us at the Library! We were gonna meet each other and see what we could do today, and with you here....." Rainbow said, making me feel my bones shiver up my spine. Fluttershy grabbed my hand, and we started slowly walking towards this Library that I just saw in the middle of this country. "You're gonna have so much fun with us! You won't even believe!" Fluttershy said quietly and joyously, making me not feel any better. "Why did I never see that Library till now?" Chris asked himself in confusion. "The Library is in the middle of this country, it's kind of hard to know where it is when it's there," Rainbow replied for Chris, making him face-palm. "What is this place called anyways?" Chris asked again. "It's called, Ponyville. But when the humans and ponies made peace with each other, they changed the name into Loveville for the humans and ponies being together and an example is how there is already a few couples with humans and ponies together," Fluttershy explained. "Makes sense....I guess," Chris said, shrugging his shoulders. "We're here!" Rainbow exclaimed. Chris just noticed their wings on the back, now he understood how these girls were able to fly. But still, what the hell is up with this place? 'I feel like this place is gonna be very weird to live in, but still not as special to my other adventures,' Chris mused in his thoughts. Fluttershy knocked on the Library door, which I didn't understand. I thought since it's a Library that anyone can go in without knocking, guess I was wrong. "You can come in! It's open!" A voice said on the inside of the Library. 'I fucking knew it!" Chris thought to himself in annoyance. She let go of my wrist and opened the door, making me see a lot of more ponies and a familiar person there as well. "Owain?" Chris said, confused out of his mind for seeing him here as well. "Oh hey! What;s up with you man? And why are you with Rainbow and Fluttershy?" He asked confusedly, with a little anger in his tone. "Uh...........These two brought me here to meet their friends and here I am," Chris said, putting everything he did so far in a nutshell. Owain pouted, while the other four tall mares giggled. Then, I was jumped by one of them. I think it was the pink one, kind of hard to tell when you're face is being smushed inside a chest. Oh, I think I see the light..... "Hi THERE! My name is Pinkie Pie! What's your name!? Oh!! Are you new here?! YAY!! Want to be my friend?!" This pink girl said all this in a very hyper way, and I could barely understand her at all. "*Grumbles*" Chris said. Can't really say anything when you're mouth is being invaded by breasts can ya? "Pinkie? You're smushing him," Rainbow stated. "Oops!" Pinkie said, letting go of Chris who breathed in air and fell on the floor. "Are you all right?" Pinkie asked worriedly. Chris nodded. "I just want to lay on the floor thank you," Chris blindly stated, still looking at the floor. "All right, should we then introduce ourselves to this new human that Rainbow and Fluttershy brought with?" Some one said. "I am a being! You shall name me as a him!" Chris stated. "Okay....should we introduce ourselves to 'him'?" That some voice said. Chris heard an all around 'sure' from all the ponies and Owain around him. Chris looked up and saw a purple pony, a white pony, an orange pony and that pink pony from earlier. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am really the one with the smarts I guess. Nice to meet you," Twilight Sparkle said, smiling. "Nice to meet you too," Chris said, nodding his head towards her. "Mah name is Applejack, and it's nice to meet ya'll right at this moment...since ah need to leave in about a few minutes here," Applejack said, tipping her hat towards Chris. "Nice to meet you as well Applejack," Chris said, nodding towards her. "My name is Rarity, it's nice to meet you Chris," Rarity said, winking. "Nice to meet you as well ma'am," Chris said to her, bowing. When he got back up to his feet in order to bow of course. "Oh! Such a charmer!" Rarity said, giggling. Chris looked up and noticed that all the girls rolled their eyes at Rarity's statement. Wait, when did?....nope, not gonna explain it. Somehow Fluttershy and Rainbow are now sitting by their friends and I didn't see none of it....oh well! Before I could ask what's up with this place, Owain beat me to it and asked what was on my mind first somehow. "So......I never got to ask when I first met you girls. How many stallions and mares are in this country?" Owain asked in complete confusion. Twilight giggled, while all the other's grew sly grins. Chris blinked in confusion. "The population is pretty different Chris, are you sure you want to know?" She asked, gaining a.....wry smile on her face. Chris nodded. "Okay....."Twilight said. "The population for stallion's and mare's are 15 to 1. There are about over 8 million mares while there is only about 900 thousand stallions. And for humans, there are only around 800 thousand males alive since all the female genders became extinct from the war many years ago. So, with the little numbers in this world...herds, harems, and multiple polymary's were made to be legal. But some are very rare to find. The highest harem and or herd was about 25 mares with one man. Don't wanna believe the pain he went through," Twilight explained, making a winced stare after saying that one sentence. "Ummmmm....Ok," Chris said, nodding his head. "And to this day there are only about 3 herds to this present time. Because with the few stallions and the male humans going extinct, it's very hard for mare's to find a mate and or a lover to be with. Which is why the males don't go out with mare's, cause they don't trust ponies because of what the war did to their population," Twilight explained. "Strange indeed," Chris said, nodding his head. "In this country, Loveville....there are only about 3 couples. And one of them is a human pony couple. Which is why in this place, it's very hard to find a mate or lover with there being about a thousand stallions in this country with almost 5 thousand mares," Twilight exclaimed annoyingly. "Gezze," Chris said, making a disgusted face. Twilight nodded. "Yep. the 6 of us are still looking for a mate, and we all agreed upon not finding one till after we are in....oop, too much information," Twilight said, giggling with a light blush on her face. Chris just noticed that all these mares wear skirts and see through bras. Fluttershy and Pinkie had DD-cups, Rainbow and Rarity had C cups, and Applejack and Twilight had D cups. He started blushing and thinking why Owain was not blushing as well. Or does he not notice that they are see through bras? "Well, it's nice to have met you all...but now I have a problem," Chris said, making an annoyed stare. "And what's that?" Owain asked confusedly. "I have no home, I am literally homeless....so, well one of you take me in with you?' Chris asked nicely, smiling. The girls gasped and huddled all together. Owain slowly crawled next to Chris and whispered something in his ear. "That was dumb to say, you should've waited for Spike to show before saying that," He whispered to me in annoyance. Chris looked at him in confusion. "Who?" Chris asked. "Hey Spike! Come down here! We have a new friend for you to meet!" Twilight yelled, snickering to Chris. Chris heard a loud yawn and footsteps upstairs. After that, he saw someone on the step.....That scared him. A 7 foot tall spiky guy with green spikes was rubbing his eye tiredly. "Who is it Twilight?" He says, finally looking at me. "Oh, another human. What's his name?" He asked, with a thinking stare on. "His name is Chris, and he asked us if one of us could bring him with to live with!" Twilight exclaimed. Spike blinked, then face-palmed. Spike walked down the steps and Chris got up to introduce himself, till he saw the height difference....again. "Hi my name is Chris! And you are?" Chris asked, holding his hand out for a shake. Spike put his clawed hand in his grasp, and Chris almost felt his hand being bent in half. "My name is Spike. Nice to meet you!" Spike said, smiling annoyingly. "You should've said that when I was around you idiot!" Spike whispered to him. "Why?" Chris whispered back confusingly. "What are you two talking about?" Pinkie pie said, showing up out of nowhere. "Nothing!" Spike said, walking back to Twilight. Pinkie looked at Chris with a thinking stare, and it scared him. "Pinkie, stop. You're scaring him," Twilight scolded Pinkie. "I just wanna know what they were talking about!" Pinkie whined, pouting. "It's not important! What's important is to figure out which one of us will take Chris to their home to live!" Twilight said, with a stare to her. Pinkie made an understood "ohhhhh" sound and went back to her friends. Meanwhile, Spike and Owain sat by Chris while the whispering mares talked to each other. It was silent for about 5 minutes, till Spike said something that made his spine shiver in fear. "You know what happened to the last human that went with Pinkie or Fluttershy?" He whispered to Chris. "What happened to him?" Chris said curiously. "There were rumors that Fluttershy and Pinkie both did something to a human male that was horrible. Fluttershy made her's a slave to her every word," Spike said, making Chris wince in pain. "While Pinkie cut her human male's dick off," Spike said. "Is that one still alive!?" Chris whispered in shock. "They say that he lives as a she now, and lives in Pinkie's basement to do anything to her bidding," Spike stated, wincing in the pain and horror of what he was saying. "Why'd she even cut his dick off!?" Chris asked in a whisper. "Rumors say that they heard Pinkie yell "It won't fit with that there! So why don't we get rid of it!?" And then there was a scream, and that was the last thing that was heard from that man," Spike said. "Ouch," Chris said, wincing. Owain looked like he was gonna throw up. "What about the others?" Chris asked. "Well....Owain lives with me and Twilight, so he has nothing to worry about....but Rainbow lives in the cloud's so her having a human friend is already off the list. But I don't know about Applejack or......Rarity," He said, trailing off and getting a dreamy gaze after saying Rarity. Chris grew a confused look and turned to Owain. "Crush on Rarity," Owain stated bluntly. "Ah," Chris understood and nodded. "Don't tell anyone though! It's our secret. Got it?" Spike said glaringly. Chris nodded. "So, my best bet is to be with Applejack right?" Chris said. "How so?" Owain asked. "Well, Fluttershy made a man her bitch, Pinkie turned her man into a girl, Rainbow lives in the cloud's, Twilight already has Owain to feed, and Rarity is Spike's girl..."Chris said, counting them all up with his fingers. "She did say that she had to leave in a few minutes didn't she?" Owain asked. Chris came to a realization. "Yes! That's right! So Applejack is my safe-haven right now!" Chris said, hoping that Applejack will take him. Chris prayed and hoped that Applejack would choose him. "It's all up to fate now to choose what happens to me," Chris said, sadly.
Chapter 2: Owain POV, and then Christopher learning how to 'Applebuck'Please let me go with Applejack, Please let me go with Applejack, Chris thought to himself, begging his life to be saved by this angel of a pony. Owain POV What the fuck is up with today? I run into this new guy named Chris who has never seen this place somehow someway. and he knows freaking nothing! How dumb is this guy!? I mean, for frick's sake! He'd be lucky if Applejack chooses him! I saw the girls not be in their huddle anymore, and all of them were smiling. "So...what's your decision?" Chris asked them in terror. Coward, it's freaking mares! You're a guy! Grow a pair already! "We thought it would be a good idea for you to choose who to go with Chris," Twilight said,making me and Spike drop our jaws to the floor. SHE IS ACTUALLY BEING THAT NICE?! THEN WHY DID SHE OUTRIGHT CHOOSE ME WHEN WE FIRST ME!? THE FUCK?! Chris gasped and smiled happily. He looked at Applejack who had a confused look on her face from the sudden happiness that Chris had. Phahahahaha! That's hilarious! I wonder what Chris is gonna do? I am so curious! Chris jolted up and just sprinted right next to Applejack, making everypony blink just to see that Chris was right next to Applejack in a heart beat. "I would like to go be with Applejack if that's all right with her!" He said, clutching her side. "Well...that's all right with me.....but why are you clutching onto me like you're life depends on it?" Applejack asked Chris. I was laughing so hard at his face.....it was freaking hilarious! "Uhhhh.......because I ain't thinking straight?" Chris asked, hoping that was a good excuse. Applejack gave him a stern glare and slowly nodded her head. "All right! SO it's decided! Applejack will take Chris, and we will all just help Chris out with his new life throughout the days we know him. All right girls?" Twilight said, smiling patiently. All her friends nodded. "I need to go now so.....come on Chris! I guess I'm gonna have to show you what Applebucking is!" Applejack said, grabbing Christopher's wrist. Chris gained a confused expression. "Applewha?" Chris blurted out, not being able to finish for Applejack started running with him and shutting the door along the way. And yes, the front door was open the whole time this happened. Weird huh? Anyways, the other girls left and It was just me, Spike, and Twilight now left in this Library. "Well, I'm gonna go take a nap," Spike said, excusing himself back to his room. And that left me and Twilight and another friend we got used to knowing. Silence. Man, whenever me and Twilight are alone now....we always get awkward around each other. I guess it makes sense with how our friendship has been growing together...I mean, I have a crush on her for Pete's sake! But the problem is, I don't know if she feels the same way. "Sooo...." "Sooo...." We both said at the same time, making this even more awkward then it should be. God damn it brain, get yourself together and help me configure something to say to her already! I opened my mouth, then Twilight opened her mouth. And we both shut our mouth's at the same time in awkward silence. That relationship development yo. God damn it! We are so in sync that we keep negating each other! I bet she is thinking of what to do to get out of this awkward predicament. Owain thought to himself. I thought to myself so much that I didn't even notice Twilight crawl closer to me with a sly grin and a seductive stare on her face. When I came to and saw this face, I only thought of one thing to say. Mah boi, this is what all warriors strive for! I'm not kidding, that literally went through my head when I saw the hotness that is Twilight Sparkle. "So.....um....how's your day been Owsie?" Twilight said, with my nickname. I blushed hard, and almost felt myself getting hard. Almost. Twilight saw this and looked at my jeans. She smirked. "Oh....I guess I should 'experiment' on this thing that's in your pants," Twilight said, emphasizing experiment. Now I'm hard....fuck. She used her magic to take my shirt off and my pants and I was almost left bare naked. Except for my underwear that was hiding a huge tent inside it. She circled her lip around her mouth and made an 'mmm' sound. "I can't wait to taste what that is Owsie." Twilight said, smiling at me lustily. I don't know why, but she was making me VERY hard now. My pants came off and out pops the huge erection. Almost as big as her hand. She flexed her fingers and started giving me an amazing handjob. "You're gonna give me that virginity, and we are gonna have fun 'experimenting' each other," she said, seducing me like I'm her mate. I screamed in freaking joy and ecstasy. Back to Christopher's POV :P That's a bone-killer XD "HOLY SHIT!" Chris yelled, being almost dragged on the floor from Applejack's amazing speed. Applejack stopped, and Chris fell on his face. "Get up sugarcube! We're here at my home! Sweet Apple Acres!" Applejack said with happiness. Chris got up on his feet, and saw the barn and her house and everything. He almost lost it, but was happy to be with the one that he felt the safest around. "Looks pretty nice," Chris said, complimenting her home. "Thanks!" Applejack said with pride. "Want to come meet my family?" Applejack asked. "Sure, I'm gonna live here so why not?" Chris replied, shrugging his shoulders. Applejack smiled and said, "Great! Walk with me, that house over there is where me and mah family lives!" She said, pointing at the old blue house in the distance that was by the huge red barn. Chris and her walked up to the house, and Applejack knocked on the door. "Who is it? Some whippersnapper?" An old voice said. Applejack chuckled. "No! It's Applejack! And I brought with a new friend!" She said, talking to whoever is in there. "A NEW FRIEND!? OH! In a minute sister!" A High-pitched voice said, letting me know that she has siblings. Who are females as well.......score! Somepony opened the door, and it was a shorter pony who had light yellow skin with a big pink bowtie on her head. She had golden eyes and red hair, but what really got on Christopher's nerves was that his 6 ft height was equal with this girl. Son of a...... The little yellow pony smiled at me. "Hai there! Mah name is Applebloom! It's nice to meet yah!" She said in a high pitched country voice, that almost broke Christopher's heart right there and then. Chris groaned. "Oh my gosh! Why you so adorable man?!" Chris asked in confusion. Applebloom giggled with a light blush on her cheeks. Being at shoulder length with Applejack is annoying, but this....this is just ridiculous! "Oh! Also, My name is Christopher. But you can call me Chris," He said, holding his hand out for a shake. Applebloom shook his hand and said, "Nice to meet yah!" This girl's strength I tell ya, she almost tore off my shoulder! Don't want to piss these girls off.....maybe I should've went with Rarity. Damn it. "Want to come inside and meet our big sister and granny?" Applebloom asked with that pleading face in. "Well yes of course!" Chris replied. "Yay!" Applebloom did a little hop, and went back inside. While Applejack, who was watching the whole scene just snickered and brought me in. Or pushed me in I should say..... I didn't get to say anything, for Applejack pushed onto her couch and Applebloom jumped on my lap. I now had a about 400 pound filly on my private parts........the pain.... "I have a question..." She said, trailing off with a shy look on her face. "What......ow....is it?" I said, feeling pain the longer she sat on my lap. My eyes were twitching, I'm telling you man...she is breaking my body without even knowing. "Are ya'll single? And are you new here?" Applebloom asked me. WHY IS THIS FILLY ASKING ME IF I'M SINGLE ALREADY?! I JUST EFFING MET HER! >_< Chris grew an annoyed face but decided to reply so she didn't have to feel bad. "Yes I'm single, and yes I'm new here," Chris said, growing a face that said 'just kill me now' written all over it. "YAY!" Applebloom cheered, then hugged Chris. Now the hug felt nice because her weight got off my lap and she sat by my side instead, He won't lose his man parts today.......yay~. Chris returned the hug just because of how adorable she is, but I ain't letting her get on my lap again. Ever again. Anyways, after the hug...this old looking pony that was green and thankfully NOT over my height for once showed up and sat in that old rocking chair that I just noticed by the corner. Applejack sat by me, and I was now in the middle of Applebloom and Applejack......wrap that around your head. It took me a few minutes to understand what was going on. "So, you're the new guy that's been the talk around here huh?" This granny pony told me with an interested gaze on me. Chris smiled sheepishly. "Yes I am," Chris said, rubbing his hair shyly. The old pony snickered like how an old granny would. "Mah name is Granny Smith, It's nice to meet yah young'un," She said to me, giving me a wink. I blinked, why did she wink at me? "Nice to meet you too Granny, My name is Chris," Chris said, smiling. "Nice name," She said, making a toothy grin. After that Applejack looked at me and said, "Now you just got to meet our big sister and you'll be all right in living here." "But I want to make sure that I help around the house as well, don't want to look like a lazy butt to you girls. What, with me being the only guy here," Chris said, snickering. While the other girls giggled. Applejack looked behind her and said, "Oh hey Macareina! Come meet our new friend!" Chris looked behind him and saw his death. He literally saw the girl that would kill him in cold blood if he did anything wrong. This girl had the muscles like Applejack! Holy shit! She's even taller then Applejack! The see through bras that these girls wear are so weird! Applebloom already has d-cups at her age, But Macareina has like......B-Cups! Just.....WOW! Them green eyes and that brown hair of hers, but what really stole the cake was the hay stick she was biting on. she looked so lean and so fit, and it looked so hard to see her muscles! She just......Jesus! She was red all over the place and had like broken jeans on as well! When she came to sit by her sister Applejack, Chris then saw the height difference. Her shoulder came up to Applejack's head! Which meant that my head would be mushed in her boobs no matter how hard Chris tried! "Chris, meet our big sister Macareina," Applejack said, introducing her big sister to me. "Uh......hi there," Chris said, shaking in my feet. She stayed silent. "Ummmm My name is Chris....it's a pleasure to meet you?" Chris asked, holding out his hand for a shake....idiot. Macareina looked at his hand and shooked it, almost literally cracking his arm off. "Eeyup," She said, with a tom boy voice...almost sounded like Rainbow Dash but a little bit chipper. "She must like you Chris! Just getting that word out of her is rare to do!" Applebloom said, giggling like a little girl. Macareina let go of my hand, and Chris held onto it like it was his baby. "Yeah, I think we are gonna get along just fine Sugarcube," Applejack said, smiling. No we are not! Chris stated to himself in his thoughts. "Oh! I think it's time to show you what applebucking is!" Applejack said. Applebloom smiled, while Macareina made a creepy smirk. "Come along Chris! Applebucking is so fun to do!" Applebloom said, innocently. She brought me outside, and the life that I have here just got even more weird. It's still not that special of an adventure here. Chris said in his thoughts, still not accepting the fact that he's special to be here.
Chapter 3: OwsiexTwily sex, and ApplebuckingMeanwhile, back with Owain and Twilight and Spike. Spike yawned. "A new day it seems. Maybe I should go see where Chris is, yeah....that's a good idea. See if he has seen the horror of the mares yet," Spike said, snickering. Spike got up, and opened the window. He went outside, shut the window and flew around Loveville to find Chris. Meanwhile, downstairs...... Twilight heard Spike leave and smiled at the sleeping human in her clutches. They were snuggling after she gave Owain an amazing handjob. She thought since Spike was still here that they couldn't finish their fun. But now that he is gone......... Twilight shook Owain. "Hey. Owsie, Get up," She said, shaking Owain up. "Huh whuh?" Owain said tiredly. "Spike is gone, the house is to ourselves," She whispered to him. She went next to his ear and whispered, "Wanna fuck for science?" Owain widened his eyes and smiled, "FUCK YEAH!" with a happy scream. And he was hard again....motherfucker. He grabbed Twilight by the ass and picked her up. She squeaked surprisingly, and looked at Owain seductively. "We are gonna fuck and I am gonna take you're virginity," Owain said, lustily. "And I'm gonna take you're virginity as well," Twilight said, spreading her wings out and using her magic. Out poofs a couch and Owain sat on the couch with Twilight still on his lap. "You still naked?" Twilight asked. She was answered by something poking her butt. Owain grinned, "Eeyup." "Sweet, let'c continue on with our 'experiment' then," Twilight said. "Where were we at?" Owain asked. "I think we were right about here," Twilight said, kissing Owain full on the lips. "Mmmmmmmmm," Owain said, loving every moment of this. "mmmmmmMMM" Twilight said with him. His erection became harder and started poking Twilight's pooper. They stopped kissing and Twilight said, "Fuck me! FUCK ME HARD!" "YES MA'AM!" Owain said, grinning. He inserted his erection into her anus, and the sex began. Right now. At this very moment. Up and down it went with Twilight's body. There were groans, and moans and Twilight saying "YES! GIVE ME MORE OF YOU'RE SCIENCE!" At some point. Take Twilight's anal virginity. Check. He came inside, and Twilight's tongue lolled out. "That was amazing! Now then experiment number 2!" Twilight yelled out. She took her butt out, turned her body around raised her tail and showed Owain her hard pussy. Owain whistled. "Impregnate me you bastard!" Twilight said, getting seductive and cussing. "This ain't nothing like you Twilight!" Owain said, snickering at her cuss. "Having sex does that to mare's!" Twilight said. She forcefully pushed her pussy onto his dick and groaned and said, "NOW FUCK ME!" Owain nodded. He grabbed her butt and started fucking her. Hard, and fast, and slow, and passionately. At one point they kissed and start twisting their tongues and sharing saliva together. Then Owain held onto Twilight and gave her a back hug while touching her boobs. "I'M CUMMING!" Owain yelled. "INSIDE! NOW!" Twilight ordered. Owain obeyed and came inside Twilight Sparkle. Shut up. Take Twilight's pussy virginity. Check. Owain was getting tired, but Twilight was still prepping to go! She sighed and smiled. "Now then! Experiment number 3!" She said, getting off Owain's dick and letting sperm or cum drip off her pussy. "Number 3?" He asked tiredly. He couldn't say anything else, for Twilight used her magic and made him turn around for her to see his butt. "What are you doing?!" He asked, in shock. When he looked back his eyes widened in fear. "LET'S SEE IF HUMAN BUTTS CAN HANDLE THE BEST PART OF MARE'S!" She screamed. Owain screams in peril, and had the most painful sex ever with his love. And just knew that he lost his butt virginity and virginity to Twilight. Double Check. I feel like something weird just happened to Owain, Chris thought to himself, feeling like wanting to throw up for some odd reason. "Are ya'll all right Chris?" Applebloom asked me worriedly. Chris shook his head and smiled at her. "I'm all right, just amped to learn what this 'applebucking' is!" Chris said, making Applebloom smile as well. "I'm happy that you said that sugarcube!" Applejack sad to him. Chris noticed that they were in front of a huge tree field with almost over a 1,000 trees. "Woah!" Chris said in shock and awe. "Welcome to the acres! This is where we buck trees to get apples and make our finest cider!" Applejack said, smiling in pride. Chris then understood. "AH! AppleBUCKING! I get it now! You buck trees with your back hooves and get the apples that fall out of it for product! Ha! Genius! Only an Idiot wouldn't know what that is!" Chris said, snickering. Applejack looked surprised. "Really? Sometimes humans mistake apple bucking for our apple family actually bucking with some they love. And you never thought of that?" Applejack asked, raising an eyebrow. "Nope!" Chris replied. "Not till now!" Chris said, smiling. Applejack face-palmed while Macareina rolled her eyes and Applebloom giggled. "Anyways, let me show you how to do it," Applejack said, turning her back to a tree. Chris watched in anticipation to see what happens. She got on her hands and went into a dog position. Chris felt himself getting hard. She pushed her legs out, and kicked the tree with all her might. He saw a lot of apples fall from that tree she kicked. Then, Chris thought what would happen if they saw his hard-on.....and his erection was gone. "And that's how you applebuck!" Applejack said, smiling. Applebloom clapped while Macareina smiled, and Chris,,,,just put his hands over his private parts. "Got it?" Applejack asked Chris. Chris nodded rapidly for his health. "Good! Then try kicking one and let's see how good you are!" Applejack exclaimed to Chris, moving to the next tree beside her. Chris nodded. Applejack and Macareina sat on the grass with Applebloom and watched Chris try and applebuck. Chris made sure to try and do every single step she did. He turned his back to it, went into the dog position and made sure that he was literally right behind the tree so he doesn't just kick air. When he checked that he was still behind the tree and not air, he nodded and made his legs buckle so they kick the tree better. He counted to 5 before kicking. "1.....2....3....4...5!" Chris whispered, pulling his legs out every more second. After screaming 5 he hit that tree hard and said, "AH FUCK! MY LEG!" And held onto his now broken leg. When he looked at the tree, he saw.....1 apple fall off. He stared at that apple and said," MOTHERFUCKER!" The sister all laughed while Macareina just lightly giggled at the display. And after that shame happened, Chris fell unconscious from the pain in his legs. And.....cliffhanger.
