Diary of a Wanderer

It's been a loooooooooooong time since i open this diary, okay, so let's start again. Dear Diary, It HAS BEEN SOOOOOOO LONG! Hearts Warming Eve is here, but the Caribou, being dumb as always, makes it more 'sexual'.  Made it about a caribou named 'Estra.' BLUGH. We have killed all of the caribou looking for us, which is two. Their Blood made nice paint, and their guts made a nice dinner. That Red Flutters would be ashamed, but i don't listen to her. Because she's a Red. Reds are Bad News. I knew that from the beginning of the Fall. The only person who can help me is a Red, and she'll just make me a red too. I found two people who looked up to me, Mouthmouth Paws, a two mouthed (literally) unicorn named, the Uniter. and a earth pony, Jade Thornbush, named, The Lost Whisperer. I hate Reds because, they fuck, and tell people to fuck. Seems unsanitary.Carigloom (thats what i called them) have made everything sexual now. Sexual is sooooooooooo overr8ted.Females can have vanilla sex. Not super big dildo sex. Me and Diamond had vanilla sex, like i said. Our cunts touche-whoops! i'll never tell. If the blacks were free, but the reds had to power all of equestria, It'll be WAYYYY AWESOME! Anyway, we had Carigloom for Heart's warming Eve. If a pony finds this, i'll tell a story.One peaceful day in the land of Equestria,  there were ponies up and down, happy about the new festival. But one day, a misty, evil, force came out of nowhere, It was Dainn and the Caribou, they enslaved everymare, making them do sexual thing to the men of Equestria, they enslaved every mare except four mares. One, a unicorn, two mouths forever, paws for a mark. Another, diamond, three, scroll with a spade,four, a animal claw. They tried all they can to stop Dainn, so they hid, until the time was right when Dainn is gone. There. Did a story for ya guys, sooo, gonna say, we have now..corn, watermelon, apples, a new fresh water supply. And some carigloom blood. I hoped that Dainn will be killed, so that We will come out.That was my dream, and i will make sure It's all over but the cryin'. It's a song..that i heard in my head..

Carpe Diem

Rustly(or Wanderer!)