Hard Court Press

And Eaten

Luna was gorging and feasting and munching and crunching enjoying the day well over her bedtime. Her taste buds cooed at the flavors roasted toasted and Bar-B-Qed, there was nothing like it that she had ever tasted in a thousand years or even a thousand more, It surely beat the malted grass and breaded twigs of long ago ages.

"I must exclaim these provisions are truly fit for thy Royal tummy!" Luna let out a royal belch of approval "My complements Sir Spike thee great honorable brave glorious, such a master of thee in thy dragons keep".

Spike beamed at such words while Rarity stared at the dark princesses display of table manors as the rest of the table returned fire with fire with belches burps and gouts of flame from the guests and the odd couples pongon/dracony foals.
Spike was eyeing Rarity for the stares she was giving all at the feast "All for the dragons keepers, I had a lot of practice with all the great mares in my life". Spike realized his misspoken trespass and gulped, Knowing his rear end was now hanging out for his white fashion horse to chew on. " Eh, How's your meal. . ."

Rarity saw the beads of dragon sweat rolling and Spikes grasp at his invisible collar. She leaned in for the kill her hooves curled under her chin as her eyes batted that devastating code of 'You're powerless my dragon' Her words rolled out like a mist fogging his brain "So Precious Scales who are those great mares that you know of?" Before Spike could answer a voice rang out.

"Me me pick me, I know I know." Confetti and sprinkles blasted the far end of the foals table as Mrs. Pinkie Sandwich raised her hoof making her answer known "Celestia, Luna,Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, Me and Rares your favorite squeeze mare... Does Gabby count as a mare or are other creatures off the table sort to speak?"
Pinkies words blasted all who sat in ignorant bliss.

Spike could only wait for the misty blue magic to grab him and beat him into a pulp along with the potato salad.
His eyes bulged out as she hugged the drake daddy her single word drilled into his head like a diamond "Mine!"
Spikes head could only agree moving slowly up and down as she squeezed his scaly body like a plush toy.
"Now that we have that settled" He squeaked "Can we get back to the good stuff?"
Rarity smiled "Eat now Darling, good stuff is later". Pinkie could only think of the later yummy desserts.

As the lunch continued for all seated Apple Bloom attached a pink choker around Unique Sapphires neck, A single gem with a gold setting in it's middle. The Dracony strode to her mothers side leading the Cutie Mark Crusaders
"Dissssss" Again she tried her hoofed claw touched the gemmed choker "Dissss,"
Before Rarity could say "Unique, It's quite inappropriate for a foal your age to display a choker" Her new voice gobsmacked everypony with in hearing range "Hello mother father how do you like my new voice?"