X Is Going To Kill You!

Anonymous N. Person, local loser, is a walking disaster. This is old news though. Today, Anon finds himself walking to school and ready for fun. Suddenly, Anon falls flat on his teeth and notices what he's tripped on. A purple lunchbox with glowing artifacts inside.

Anon opened the box swiftly and found strange fruits inside. He finds a tag in confusing writing.

Fruit for the thought.

These 7 magic fruits can increase emotional output...with flavor...ingested then you will...love them...1st come...get served.

-Tw------- ------e

Anon had breakfast, but it faded fast! There were only a few thoughts in his dull head:

"Free Food!" He shouted in joy.

Anon leapt and engulfed the food. He them made his way to class.

Anon walked into school with his eyes closed. He waved at many people as he took his seat in class. Then, Rarity entered in a stunning dress. She had several shiny jewels on her and only a few were bedazzled on with just a few gems from Twilight.

"Rarity, those are enough gems to buy a house!" Twilight said.

"And I love each of them." Rarity grew brighter by the minute. She was like a walking chandelier.

Anon was now experiencing the pink heart fruit.

Anon was drooling for Rarity and had hearts in his eyes.

"Looks like Rarity has two Spikes." Rainbow pointed towards Anon.

"Oh darling, please refrain from soaking the ground."

Anon immediately stopped and tried to wipe with his shirt. Rarity escaped the awkward situation by skipping to her seat.

During 1st period, Rarity had felt Anon's eyes all over her. She'd been accustomed to eyes on her, but Anon was gross and creepy.

Rarity tried to avoid him. Then, right when Anon walked out of class his mood changed.

Anon screamed like a girl and ran away. Rarity tried to forget, but Anon was always near. Twilight continued to study Anon.

Anon was afraid of everything: Light, Dark, People, Bugs, his shadow. He seemed to get more and more afraid. He was shivering like a leaf.

Rarity scooched away, but Applejack gave her a word of advice.

"I just feel a bit guilty."

"Rarity, it's not your fault. He's probably just in his hormones, but a little comforting may help somebody." Applejack said. Rarity swiftly grabbed onto her and hugged her. "I meant him."

"Pinkie Pie always says hugs heal the soul." Rarity said, while clenching to Applejack.

A few minutes later, Rarity managed to get close to Anon. She valued her friends, so she was prepared to hug him calmly. It always worked for anyone else. She leaned closer to his shoulder, but Anon bounced to another fruit.

"Do you think I need your petty feelings, WOMAN!" In a second, Anon was almost a different person. "I don't need a walking dress up doll to cuddle with."

Rarity stammered. All eyes were on her and Anon. "I'm sorry, I thought you just needed-" Rarity was cut off by Anon.

"I think YOU need some nachos, because your feelings are cheesy as ever!" Anon stole Derpy's nachos and bashed them on Rarity, who sat still with cheese on her hair, head, and dress.

"GOODBYE YOU ATTENTION WHORE!!!" Anon barked as he walked away.

Anon kicked a ball into Bulk Biceps and ripped a spirit banner. He also swore at Vinyl, who couldn't hear and was better off not knowing, and went to the library.

Rarity stood silent and didn't move as her friends cleaned her up. She later went to change and headed to third period: the library.

Rarity took a seat in the highest area, by herself reading on the fabric of plants. Out of nowhere, Anon smacked her thumbs closed in the book. The color span from white to purple quickly.

"Plants?! You're reading on something about plants!"

"Pardon me, I must go." Rarity tried to escape, but Anon grabbed her collar. He threw her towards a pile of books.

"I'm sure Big Mac's handjob can wait!!!" Anon shouted.

Anon slapped Rarity in the face and pushed her down. "Let's see if I can turn you purple in three minutes, but first..."

Anon grabbed a garbage can and dumped it on Rarity. She was utterly furious. After all the time she talked about bullies with Sweetie Belle, this was happening.

A sudden pink aroma ran into Rarity's nose. She now advanced from furious to BALLISTIC! Anon couldn't see her anymore, but his mood changed to his old self with a weaker body. Red eyes and a tiger's roar were detected by his senses. Then...

(Gore Alert!!!)

Rarity's knuckles shot out and shattered Anon's nose and teeth. She took another swing and beat one of his eyes in. Left and right, Rarity shattered his face and dazed him. His eye on his right was throbbing inward and seemed to disappear. Anon's nose was a wrinkled clump of skin on his face. Teeth were flying everywhere.

Anon, still alive crawled away, but something heavy crushed his head.

Rarity was holding the heavy book. She repeatedly smashed his head to the point, it was as flat as a pancake.

"YOU! PIECE! OF! SHIT!" Rarity took several pauses to smash his head in. The book was now more like a red brick.

Rarity used her long nails to pierce into his chest and ripped it open! She stomped on every organ he had! Then, she walked to her backpack and pulled out a heel.

She threw it up in the air and landed it right on his balls. She put a bare foot on it and raised it.

"Arrivederci, you bitch." She whispered.

Rarity slammed down and destroyed every bone in his tiny balls. Blood sprayed everywhere. As if the world stood still, Rarity posed in all the blood and cum that had flown to the walls, all under a loud cracking and squishing sound.

Rarity threw up on the remains of Anon, relieving her of the pink aroma.

Twilight ran in a second later and her eyes shrunk.

"OH MY CELESTIA!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!!" She screamed.

Before Rarity could answer, the vomit emitted a smell that made both girls leave for the rest room and forget everything. If the two girls were asked, they'd say "I had a bad breakfast."

The school was then let out for Spring Break. The window in the library was open though, so a few birds and rats feasted on Anon's remains. If it was any consolation, the rats would tell themselves "He needs salt."