Dear Captain Spitfire,

Today, I was working on my storm cloud research and was just about to make a breakthrough in a new way to extract the condensed electricity to change them back to normal clouds! But then one of your new recruits, the captain, of your newest recruit squad, I might add, took the liberty of bringing in three little fillies into my workshop, a HIGH DANGER ZONE! And then the sirens went off! I was stuck with them for hours and my workshop lies in shambles now! How am I supposed to continue my work like this!?

I have attached my medical bill, workshop repair bill, and a request for a raise with this workplace grievance form. (Please don’t fire me! I need this job... )

Signed,

Rivet

Cover art done by Noble Savage with some minor help from CrystalMelody_Kc