The Story of Nebula

by DropDuke

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Comedy
Length: 226

Because, my friend asked me.

"This is the story of…" "Give me the mic!" "What no! I'm doing this!" "Give me the F@#&IN MIC!" "Fine. Here.". "This is the story of the major puss, Nebula. Soon he-" "Hey give me that! Stop discriminating me!" And they have fought for eternity, the end.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-02 21:25:06 UTC

How he became Awesome

This is the story of Nebula. Nebula was a normal pony, he had a job at the Rose store, generally terified of Zecora, and was a happy go lucky whimp. That all changed one day, he soon got accepted into this space club/Cult he's been admiring. (I know, I don't understand why either.) He was exhilarated with excitement, he just couldn't wait for the blood sacrifice! Look, I don't actually know if there was a blood sacrifice, but I'm sure there was, ok? So this pussy pony went to the "club" and preformed some type of ritual. He got shot in the shoulder, something died next to him, blood was everywhere, it was horrendous.

I don't know all the details, but he fainted after running in the everfree forest, woke up in Zecora's hut, ran out like a little bitch, got brutally raped by poison joke, and fainted at his door step. This is where it gets complicated, so just bear with me. You know how you have a dream and it comes true a few days later? Yeah, I don't get those either.

So Nebula turned into an albino due to poison joke rapage. So he's now white with red eyes and hair, has a fear of the N.L.R. and S.E.A. rumors, and is no longer a pussy!

THE END