Slender

by Lord Krahtorra

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Dark, Human, Anthro
Length: 25869

You heard the story, cosplayer goes to Equestria,stuff like that, but what if I don't LIKE what I become?

Jeremy Farkness, diehard lover of MLP and Slender, get's sent to equestria as the supernatural force of death and madness he so idolizes, but… can he still be himself, when he has so much power pushing him to change into something horrible?

Join Jeremy in his quest to…what? He what? Well, gotta go, the author got wind of my attempt at spoilers! Ta!
-Raphael

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-25 13:18:05 UTC

Arrival

I was finally here, my entire life has been leading up to this moment… I AM AT COMIC CON!  I was wearing my best Slenderman costume and was walking out of a changing booth when I noticed my red tie was missing.

“Damn…umm… let’s see…”

I looked to my left to see a merchandise stall. I figured I could at least look there for a tie and walked on over. There was a wide assortment of memoraphilia I could not place, and some that stood out like a sore thumb, like Cloud's Buster Blade, Gannondorf's head piece, a Keyblade; I even saw an Omnitrix, for Pete’s sake!

“Like anything you see?”

I jumped a little and looked behind me to find a man dressed like the Happy Mask Salesman holding a blood red tie with the Slenderman's symbol on its knot.

I nodded slowly and pointed to the tie. “That looks good, how much for the tie?”

I prided myself on the sound of my voice, thanks to the voice modulator I had put in my mask. I sounded like three people speaking at once, all in the same words, but in different pitches.

The merchant laughed and smiled. “Only too happy to give it to you, how does five dollars sound?”

I nodded and handed him five bucks before taking the tie and blacking out…

I came to in a large garden, looking at a statue of a creature I recognized from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It was Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony. I slowly stood up and dusted myself off, only to notice that my arms felt unnaturally long. I looked down, and they were almost to the floor!

“Oh holy shit!”

It was then that I realized I haven’t blinked since I had woken up. I tried blinking, but nothing happened! I felt for my eyelids, AND MY FACE WAS FUCKING GONE!

“OH SWEET MARA, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!”

I then heard a male voice call, “Halt! Who goes there?”

I looked behind myself to see it was a tall anthro male unicorn. Wait… processing…

A UNICORN?!  So… wait… Discord, pony… I’m in MLP?!

The guard saw me and shouted in fear. (Honestly, I don’t blame him.) I ran away from him, or tried to, because the second I started going faster than a brisk walk I began teleporting all over the place. I eventually wound up teleporting to a bedroom that looked like it belonged to Luna. I looked around for a mirror, finding it in the bathroom down the hall. I did not like what I saw… I was the Slenderman. I had  paper white skin, no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no face at all… and worst of all, I had no way of getting home…

“By the Nine… I’m doomed…” I then began to cry, black liquid dripping from where my eyes should be and pooling in my hands.

I heard a mare’s voice calling out, “H-Hello? Wh-who’s there?”

I panicked and hid in a toilet stall, my feet up on the toilet seat as I tried everything I could not to be seen. She then came to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“A-Are you okay?”, she called.

I realized, after hearing her voice again, it was Twilight that I was hearing. I sighed and stood up before walking out of the stall. “H-Hi…”

Twilight backed up. I noticed she was wearing what looked like a Japanese schoolgirl’s uniform and some glasses. She looked up to me and paled. “Wh-what are you?”

I looked down to the floor. “I don’t know anymore… I was a human, with a face and nose, mouth, eyes, all the good stuff… But now?” I sighed. “I don’t know anymore…”

Twilight looked to me sadly. “You poor creature…” She looked behind her and sighed. “Okay, come with me.” She held out her hand, and as I reached for it the Royal Guard from earlier burst in. He saw me and readied his spear, and threw it at me. Twilight gasped as the spear came toward me and jumped in the way, only for me to Slenderwalk in front of her and catch the spear in my hand.

“HOW DARE YOU ENDANGER A CIVILIAN!?” I Slenderwalked to him and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, forcing him to look at Twilight, whom I did not notice was looking to me in fear. “LOOK AT WHO YOU ALMOST KILLED! FEEL YOUR RIGHTLY EARNED SHAME!”

My body was now emitting an aura similar to the static of a TV or camera as the stallion's nose began to bleed and he cried tears of blood. Twilight started to yell at me, “STOP IT! YOUR’E KILLING HIM!”

I gasped and let him go before backing up and running away, Slenderwalking from room to room until I was in the dungeon, and locking myself in a cell.

“In here… I can’t hurt anyone…”

[The next day…]

I woke up to the sound of someone opening the door to the dungeon. I looked over my shoulder to find it was Celestia.

“What do you want?” I growled.

Celestia looked to me angrily. “You almost kill one of my subjects and you take an attitude with me?”

I sighed. “I didn’t WANT to… that’s the problem… I didn’t WANT to…  I have no idea how to be safe around the ponies of your land… I got angry when a guard almost hurt the purple one… I should just stay here… can’t hurt anyone down here…” Whew… Almost said Twilight…

Celestia looked to me curiously. “You would imprison yourself willingly for harming another?”

I nodded. “Yes… I’m too dangerous…”

Celestia thought for a moment. “How about I have someone keep an eye on you? Make sure you don’t hurt anypony.”

I thought a moment. “Y-yeah… I’d like that…Wh-who do you have in mind?”

Celestia smiled. “How about the purple one you met earlier?”

I nodded. “I’d like that…”

13

I was walking with Twilight to the train to Ponyville. The local residents were staring at me fearfully as I made my way through the city, some even looking queasy after noticing I had no face, I then noticed that Twilight had not gotten her wings yet, so I must be earlier in the timeline than what I’ve so far seen… Twilight then looked to me and smiled, instead of trying to smile back, I gave a thumb up, I don’t want to know what the Slenderman smiling would look like, and I don’t want to subject Twily to that. “So… why are we going to this Ponyville place? Do you have friends there?”

Twilight nodded “My best friends, actually. If anyone can help you, it’s me and my friends.”

I paused and scratched my head “Help? Why do I need help?”

Twilight smiled “Well, it seems you need help controlling your magic and your temper, and all that you seem to own is that one suit, so-”

“I’m not removing this suit.”

Twilight looked to me curiously “What? Why?”

I sighed “I don’t want to, my suit is, as you said, the only thing I own, also, I don’t know if my… magic has stained this suit or not, and I REALLY don’t want to turn a pony into some sort of Slenderman copy out to kill me or something, I mean, how Cliché would that be?”

Twilight stared at me blankly “Okay then, nevermind the new clothes, but I’d still rather you got some magic training from me.”

I shook my head “No Twilight, I don’t think I can do the same magic as you.”

Twily laughed “Really? Because you have teleporting down pat already.”

I laughed “No, that was Slenderwalking, WAAAY different.”

Twily raised an eyebrow “How is it different, exactly?”

I sighed “One, the energy I use could kill a pony, two, if it didn’t kill them instantly, it would give them the lender-sickness, which is like radiation sickness but a slower more painful death. With Slender-sickness, you slowly lose all your hair, your fingernails and teeth fall out, and your skin peels off, it also comes with madness and suicidal depression, ending in a deadly coma.” Twilight blanched at the thought of this and I continued “Three, and the biggest difference, is that slenderwalking transcends space and time, I can go back and forth through time, and go anywhere I want…as soon as I figure out how to control it.”

Twilight nodded “And… may I ask what was with the whole static thing?”

I sighed as we reached the train “That was my slender aura, it makes machines stop working, and from what I felt, it also cancels out magical energy.”

Twilight nodded “What else can you do?”

I scratched my head for a moment “Well…” I let out my slendrils and waved them around “I can use these, and my size and density can change at will…”

Twilight jawdropped “Okaay… you may want to put those away before you give someone a heart attack.”

I nodded and retracted my slendrils before boarding the train and sitting next to Twily as the train began to pull out “Okay… so… how do you think your friends will react to me? I mean, a giant monster with no face does not exactly translate to big cuddly Love bug.”

Twilight paused at this, then looked to me as if she were about to say something to me, then paused again “How about I prep them for you?”

I sighed and nodded, waiting for the train to reach ponyville, deciding to just take a nap when we heard an explosion behind us, I looked behind me to find a pair of unicorns that I did not recognize “…Twily, I think we’re in some trouble.” I looked to the unicorns and saw that there was blood on their coats, it seems they have killed someone… “Twily? Can I kill them?”

Twily shook her head “No! Celestia wanted me to keep an eye on-“

I looked angrily to her “They are murderers, Twilight.”

Twilight faltered “Th-they killed somepony?”

I nodded “They are bad ponies, they might hurt somepony else.”

Twilight looked to me and then to the unicorns, which were getting closer, I could hear them laughing now, celebrating their kills, she sighed and closed her eyes “Do it…”

I slenderwalked to the unicorns, who whinnied in surprise before trying to cast a spell at me, only for it to fizzle and die upon reaching me, the unicorn to my left screamed “WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS THING?!”

I grabbed him and screamed in his face, my mouth tearing open before his face in a shower of black viscous saliva “I AM YOUR DOWNFALL!” I grabbed his other friend and released my slender aura full force, making them scream out in pain and vomit blood “NOW DIE!”

I readied an extra dense slendril and impaled them both on it before I felt a massive rush through my body, it felt as if I had just eaten a full meal of nothing but purest sugar, accept it was all the sugar high, and none of the stomach ache. I felt more alive than I have in years… and it terrified me… I cleaned off my slendril and retracted it into my back, concentrating and making my slender aura dissipate before turning to Twily, who was crying in fear “Wh-why did you take it so far?”

I sighed and sat down next to her, feeling altogether crummy “I… I don’t know…”

Twilight nodded before looking to the corpses and gasped “Th-The corpses! Look!” I turned to the bodies to see that they were dematerializing into black cubes that flowed into my shadow and melded with it, I felt stronger, fuller, better… I don’t like it…

“It seems killing makes me stronger…” I sighed as the power settled within me and looked to Twily “Twilight, I’m scared as well, I do not like the monster I am becoming…”

We then touched down at the station I came off to find a Hockey mask that reminded me of a certain horror movie villain lying on the ground, I picked it up and felt a voice in my head, I then realized that I was speaking without realizing it "Rise! Rise Up Jason And Live Again!"

Suddenly out of nowhere the area was covered in mist and a very tall shadow slowly walked toward us. The shadow revealed one of most famous fictional killers in history. Jason Voorhees.

He was dragging a dead woman by the hair, upon seeing us he let go of her hair. Reaching into a pocket he pulled out a wooden sign that read as follows:

HI. YOU CALLED?

I stared at the dead woman, then to the man who I had viewed on the slashers so often "That Had best not be an innocent." My mouth began to show as a slight static aura began to show.

Jason merely tilted his head and pulled out another sign from the same pocket:

DEFINE INNOCENT. BUT IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION NO SHE WAS NOT.

I calmed down and let my mouth reseal and my aura died down "Good, else I'd of been royally pissed, people who kill for killings sake, or from carelessness really piss me off." I then paused a moment and looked to Twilight "Twilight, this is Jason Voorhees, one of the greatest killing forces from my home, along with me... I guess."

Jason pulled out a sign that depicted a pair of eyes rolling then pulled out another sign that said:

HELLO TWILIGHT SPARKLE. AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SLENDERMAN SAYS I AM THE GREATEST KILLING FORCE. I HAVE THE HIGHEST BODY COUNT IN HORROR MOVIES.

I sighed "Yes, but only because no one has the balls to make movies about me, it's a shame, I'm told I am an excellent actor."

HEH. YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

Twily paled and looked to us in horror "They make MOVIES about killing where you are from?!"

YES. THEY DO. AND IT IS QUITE LUCRATIVE. BUT THAT'S AN EXPLANATION/STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME. WHY AM I HERE SLENDY?

I shrugged "I found the mask and felt a voice in my head, next thing I knew I was calling you. Felt bloody weird."

Spike then ran up to Twilight from out of nowhere and stood between us "Don't Worry Twilight! I'll protect you!"

I looked to Jason for a moment "Hey, before we sort this out, I gotta ask, how do you know what signs to make ahead of time?"

WHEN WILE E. COYOTE ANSWERS THAT I WILL TOO.

I laughed and looked to Spike and tried transmitting the knowledge of my situation to him, I then made a shushing motion as he slowly calmed down, "Sooo... either of you play hoofball?"

I DON'T.

I shook my head and looked to Spike "Hey, buddy, tell me why you were running here in the first place."

Spike then pounded his palm in his fist like in an anime "Oh yeah! Twilight, You gotta help! The Diamond Dogs kidnapped Rarity!"

COOL! WHO WANTS TO LEAVE HER TO HER FATE AND GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM INSTEAD?

I glared at Jason "No." I then began briskly walking toward the Diamond Dog lair with Twilight and Spike.

HEY! I WAS JUST KIDDING. WAIT FOR ME.

Jason quickly caught up to us in only a few strides and pulled out a new sign. This one appeared to be rather worn and written in blood.

IS LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED?

I smiled and nodded, reaching the lair within moments, I turned to Twilight and nodded "We will be back shortly." I then walked to the first hole I could find and found a Diamond Dog trying to seal the tunnel, I sent out a tendril and impaled him, absorbing his corpse even quicker than before as I slunk down the hole into the belly of the beast.

A sign appeared out of some mist and hit me in the face. It read:

SHOULDN'T YOU BE PLAYING YOUR THEME?

I shook my head "No, I don't want to scare Rarity. Besides, if the Dogs are scared shitless they won't put up a fight."

Another sign appeared

YOU DO REALIZE THAT RARITY WILL BE SCARED NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. AND THE SONG INCREASES YOUR INTIMIDATION FACTOR. BUT WHATEVER. YOUR CALL.

I scratched my head absently as we got closer to the chamber where the Dogs were "yeah... but the first verse makes me sound like a pedophile..."

SNRK. TRUE. JUST DEAL WITH IT.

I sighed and began to play The song as I came upon the army of D-Dogs, I gestured to the small guys "I'll use him as a weapon, tear his arms off and bludgeon the others with them... what do you think?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

Jason pulled out his trademark Machete and advanced on his own group of Diamond Dogs.

Meanwhile, I slenderwalked to the small one and ripped his arms off with my slendrils, bludgeoning his comrades with them until they were beaten and bloodied, before I could continue, I was dog piled upon, the Dogs wailing on me without mercy, I then remembered the Animeme wrap battle including Slendy and shouted "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" I then tripled in size and began sewing chaos among their ranks

Suddenly a nearby wall exploded revealing Jason holding up a sign that read:

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

The dogs all began running like wussies as I spotted Rarity cowering at a trolley, I slenderwalked to her and bowed "We have come to rescue you, madame Rarity."

Rarity fainted and fell on a couch that materialized from thin air alongside a rather dirty Pinkie Pie, who smiled "HI!"

I did a small double take "ANDRASTE'S EVER LOVING TITS! How'd you do that!"

Pinkie Pie then produced a pair of shades "Because YOLO, that's why."

THE HELL IS YOLO?

I sighed and facepalmed "It's short for You Only Live Once..." I guess Pinkie is even MORE unpredictable as an Anthro

Jason snapped the neck of one more dog before plunging his recently used sign straight through it's spine and planting it in the ground.

AS FUN AS KILLING DIAMOND DOGS IS THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M HERE BESIDES TO RESCUE A RARITY.

I scratched my head a moment "Well... I COULD use an explanation of what the hell is going on... I bought a tie from a merchant at Comicon and I woke up in the royal gardens... Also, I really fucking miss blinking."

UGH, THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW NOW OR WAIT TILL WE GET OUT OF HERE?

I sighed "I guess I can wait, but...I don't suppose you know anyone who sells magic masks, or some crap that will give me  EYES! Again, Blinking, miss it."

Jason walked over to me and pulled out a marker, drawing a pair of eyes and a smiley face on me.

BETTER?

I sighed and wiped off the marker "You suck..."

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I MAY KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP WITH THAT. I'LL TELL YOU AFTER I DEBRIEF YOU.

I nodded and picked up Rarity and walked to the tunnel I slid down, climbing it Doc Ock style with my slendrils. I then dropped Rarity in front of Twilight who was waiting outside "Take her to a hospital, who knows what those Dogs did to her.".

INSERT LEWD JOKE HERE.

I sighed and then turned to Pinkie, who was riding on my back "You can get off now, and you," I turned to Jason "are a pervert."

GUILTY. MORE OR LESS.

Pinkie smiled and got off before looking to us and gasping before jumping, which, as I noticed with a blush, did VERY interesting things with her breasts. "I know! I should throw you guys a party!"

NOW WHO'S THE PERVERT > : )

I looked to Pinkie and sighed "Bring booze..."

AND A SCREEN. I'LL PROBABLY NEED A SCREEN.

happiness

HEY SLENDY. DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION?

I shrugged as we walked through Ponyville, on the way to Pinkie's Party. "As long as it doesn't have to do with my sex life, it's fine."

WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WERE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?

I sighed "I was a man named Jeremy Farkness... I don't even know If I have junk anymore... I have no sense of touch now..."

YOU SURE DO SIGH A LOT. ANYWAY FAQ TIME WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW FIRST?

I thought a moment "How the hell did I get here and why am I slendy? I don't want to be slendy, I LIKED me."

IGNORING THAT LAST PART. YOU ARE PART OF A COLLECTIVE KNOWN AS THE DISPLACED. AS FOR WHY YOU ARE HERE, NO ONE KNOWS FOR CERTAIN BUT THE COMMON THEORY IS SHITS AND GIGGLES.

I growled "OH, WELL THAT'S FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! Put some suicidally depressed autistic guy in Slenderman's body! JUST ASK FOR CHAOS!"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS.

I looked to Jason as we reached our destination "Who is he?" I wanted to know so I could PERSONALLY make him suffer.

Instead of a sign Jason pulled out a medium sized notebook and began writing in it. Jason finished writing and presented what he wrote to me.

THE MERCHANT IS A BEING WHO COMES FROM THE VOID WHICH IS THE THING THAT ALLOWS US TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT EQUESTRIAS AND SEND OUT TOKENS (EX. MY HOCKEY MASK) TO OTHER DISPLACED. THERE ARE MULTIPLE THEORIES ABOUT WHY S/HE/IT DOES THIS. SOME SPECULATE IT'S TO SOW CHAOS AMONG THE WORLDS, OTHERS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. ANOTHER THEORY PUTS HIM/HER/IT IN A MORE POSITIVE LIGHT AND SAY IT'S TO SAVE EQUESTRIA OR WHATEVER THE HELL THE NAME OF THE PLANET IS FROM SOMETHING/S THAT WOULD WIPEOUT IT'S INHABITANTS. STILL OTHERS SAY IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE "VICTIMS" THEMSELVES.

I looked to Jason curiously "Any chance that I could make a Token?"

YES. ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR LATENT MAGIC TO CREATE ONE. BE SURE IT'S AN ITEM RELATED TO YOUR CHARACTER AND INCLUDE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE IT. THEN SIMPLY TOSS IT INTO THE VOID.

I focused on my palm as a red drop of liquid appeared in it, then another, and another, until my hand was dripping crimson red. it then began to solidify into some sort of red metal in the shape of  Slenderman's mark... my mark. "How do I access the void?"

USE ONE OF YOUR TENTACLES TO CHANNEL YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL VOID MAGIC AND CUT A RIFT IN SPACE. THINK OF IT LIKE A LOCALIZED VERSION OF SLENDERWALKING.

I nodded and let out a slendril before I focused on the strange energy I felt tingling in my palm, focusing it into my slendril and slashing out with it, I then looked to the Token in my hand and spoke "I am he who walks the Path To Dawn, Slenderman. Call my name and I shall come to thy aid, but beware, if thy heart is dark, I shall strike thee down."

Jason held up a sign that depicted an ear of corn and a bent leg with an arrow pointing to the knee.

"Shut up Jason, no one LOVES YOU!" I then threw it into the void and closed it

Jason merely shook his head. And pulled out another sign:

ANYWAY WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

I smiled, disturbing some ponies that were near Pinkies place, what was it called? Oh yeah, Sugar Cube Corner "Tell me who can help me get a face."

AH. WELL THERE ARE TWO "PEOPLE" I KNOW OF. THE FIRST IS A GUY NAMED TARAKUDO. HE IS THE ONI KING OF THE SHADOWKHAN. HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AND IS MOST LIKELY TO BE BOTH WILLING TO HELP YOU AND THE LEAST LIKELY TO PULL ONE OF THOSE HIDDEN FEES/SMALL PRINT TYPE DEALS ON YOU. THE NEXT IS MAKUTA BUT I WOULDN'T ASK HIM FOR HELP IF I WAS TRAPPED IN THE DESERTS OF SADDLE ARABIA,  MORTALLY WOUNDED, ON THE VERGE OF DEHYDRATION AND STARVATION WHILE POISONED.

I nodded and shrugged "I was thinking of getting something like from the Majora's Mask verse? I don't know, a mask that makes me an anthro Earth Pony?

TARAKUDO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF, YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM FOR THE DETAILS. BUT BE PREPARED, I DOUBT HE'D BE WILLING TO DO IT FOR FREE.

I nodded and slenderwalked back to the diamond dog lair, grabbing a large jewel that fit snugly in my fist, then slenderwalked back to Jason "How about I put some of my power into this? Should allow whoever holds it a one time slenderwalk."

Jason shrugged.

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET HIM BEFORE WORRYING ABOUT PRICES. REMIND ME AGAIN WHY WE ARE HERE AND NOT OUT THERE LOOKING FOR ENEMIES TO BUTCHER?

I shrugged "Because Pinkie invited us to a party and I have a crush on her?"

Jason held up a sign that had HA HA 10x on it.

REAL CUTE. WELL IF ANYONE IS INTO THAT TYPE OF THING IT WOULD BE HER. BUT IF YOU DO MANAGE TO SCORE SEND ME PICTURES.

I sighed both sadly and disgustedly "I doubt she'd be into me, and NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU PICS!"

RELAX I WAS KIDDING. IT MAY BE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AROUND THE QUEEN OF LOVE  FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS THAT I'LL SAY THIS. IT IS NOT DOOMED FOR FAILURE. AT LEAST NOT RIGHT AWAY. SO CHEER UP AND GIVE IT A TRY AT LEAST. YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT IT THAN ME.

I nodded "I guess, and hey, you can probably get the girl too, as long as you lay off on the pervy stuff." I then pointed to the salloon style door "How about we go in there and get freaky?"

Jason stopped in his tracks, grabbed me by the shoulder and forced me to look at him as he took off his mask.

DO YOU THINK ANY LIVING BEING WOULD GO FOR A FACE LIKE THIS??!!!!

I slenderwalked us to an empty alleyway and opened my mouth and eyes, showing the angry form of Slendy "HoW aBoUt Me? "

BETTER A FACE EMPTY OF EXPRESSING THEN A FACE THAT LITERALLY MAKES YOU WANT TO PUKE UNTIL YOU DIE.

I shrugged and closed my eyes and mouth "Eh, we both have our issues. I think that if I, a demon of madness, death and chaos have a chance, than a revenant could get some. Now let's party."

NOT MUCH OF A PARTY PERSON BUT I'LL TRY. Jason put his mask back on.

I then slenderwalked us to Pinkie's party and surprised the living daylights out of Fluttershy "EEP!"

I held out my hands placatingly "Shh, shh, it's okay..." I took a knee and made myself as small as a bunny, which calmed down Fluttershy considerably. I then spoke calmly "I'm going to get into my normal form, now. Okay?"

Fluttershy nodded and stepped back as I grew back to my normal form, Pinkie then saw me and Jason and smiled "Heya guys, how ya doing?"

I blushed and looked to the ground "I-I'm good." She was wearing a very nice looking gypsy outfit, complete with Bangles and bandana, she looked... really good... I shook my head and slenderwalked to a chair and sat down before I made a fool of myself.

Pinkie looked to Jason worriedly "Is he okay? Did I hurt his feelings?!"

Jason's hand twitched  a bit as he stared at Pinkie and held up a sign.

I'M FINE. I JUST HAVEN'T PARTIED IN A WHILE SO I'M A BIT NERVOUS.

Jason coughed and went to sit by me. His hand continued to twitch until Jason slapped it with his other hand.

I looked to Jason with concern "Are you okay?"

SORT OF. IT'S THE TRUE JASON IN ME. HE WANTS TO KILL PINKIE. WELL, ANY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE REALLY BUT I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

I nodded "I'm happy I don't have to deal with the real Slendy, I don't think I'd stay sane..." I then looked to myself "I wish I was a stallion... There's no way... I'd just make a fool of myself... I don't want to deal with it..."

I WAS GOING TO WAIT UNTIL LATER BUT...

Jason handed me a card with a Demon's face on it.

THIS IS TARAKUDO'S TOKEN. WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT CALL HIM. TELL HIM JASON SENT YOU AND HE MIGHT GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT.

I nodded and awkwardly shook Jason's hand "Mind Stalling for a bit while I do some shopping?"

NOT REALLY, BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME KILLING  SOMEONE?

"I don't know, play charades, spill something on Raritys dress, something."

Jason sighed, got up and initiated a game of charades. Meanwhile I slenderwalked to an open field and took out the token, I then held it Persona style and called Tarakudo's name. "I SUMMON THE KING OF THE SHADOWKHAN TARAKUDO!"

A dark portal opened up and a tall slender figure stepped out of the corridor of Darkness. It was Sunset Shimmer.

"Who dares invoke the name of Tarakudo?"

I raised my hand "I asked a Jason Voorhees for assistance in procuring a magic mask, I need a way to become an Earth Pony." I took out my gem  "I am willing to pay any price."

Sunset Shimmer raised a brow. "Any Price?" Sunset asked.

"Let me specify, I will not kill an innocent, or harm one in any way, but anything other than that is fair game."

"Very well. Specifics please. Color of fur, mane, etc."

I nodded "I would like to be a golden yellow coat, toxic green mane, red eyes, and a cassette tape as a cutie mark, what must I pay for this?"

Sunset thought a moment.  "Your soul." she said finally.

I thought a moment "If I give you my soul, do I have your word you will not use it to harm another?"

Sunset smirked and began to laugh out loud.

"Sorry. I'm just BSing you. He doesn't want your soul but unfortunately you caught us at a bad time. And we can't think of an appropriate price at the moment. But my fellow lord and liege is willing to lend it to you until he is ready for proper payment."

I nodded before taking my gem out "Take this as my way of saying thank you, it has no tie to our bargain."

"What is it?"

"It is a gem laced with my power, use it to do a one way slenderwalk, it will take time to cool down, however, so be sure you are careful where you go, and say hi to Flash for me."

Sunset scowled for a moment before taking the gem and putting it away in her pocket. She then put her hands in the air as if holding on to something and began to chant. After three minutes of chanting a mask that looked exactly like I had describe to her appeared in her hands. She looked at it for a minute in order to make sure it was up to snuff. Satisfied she handed it to me. "In order to take it off just say "Long live Lord Tarakudo", add a bit of your magic and then pull." Sunset then levitated the mask to me.

I nodded before pausing "I'm sorry, Sunset, that you had to be alone for so long,no one deserves that."

Sunset nodded. "I have Lord Tarakudo now and soon I shall be Queen of the Shadowkhan. And then Celestia will no longer pity me."

I smiled sadly "She never had, I know she loves you, she loves all ponies, but I know, she was saddened by your leaving, she kept the mirror back to Equestria unblocked in hopes of you coming back."

"And yet she replaced me with a runt of a pretender."

I frowned "She accepted friendship from others and did not manipulate them to get what she wanted, remember, I am from a world that watched your own, I know a few things."

Sunset smirked. "Oh yes. Lord Tarakudo informed me about this. But either way it doesn't matter now. I have a new purpose in life. A new purpose and a new power. I want to ask you something now."

I nodded "Ask away."

Sunset smiled deviously,"Who is she? It's not often one is willing to sell their soul for an item like this.What if I had been serious?"

I blushed "I would of given it for a chance to be with her without endangering her... She is my worlds Pinkie..." I sighed "Even if it didn't work out between us, I'd want to be capable of being with one of them..."

Suddenly a sign appeared out of some mist with a picture of an ear of corn, a bent leg with an arrow pointing to the knee and a slice of cheese.

Sunset chuckled. "I see. Though I should warn you, you might experience an increase in aggression occasionally. As it is based off of ten oni masks. When I learn how to remove that flaw I'll let you know."

I nodded and waved goodbye to Sunset Shimmer "Thank you, and I hope I'm invited to the wedding."

Sunset opened another portal, walked through, and before it disappeared she went "Wait,What?!"

I smiled and laughed "Spoilers." I then slenderwalked to the party to find Jason sitting down surrounded by muggs of cider. He raised a sign that read:

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU GOT BACK! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

I smiled and held up my mask "I got it... I got it!" I slipped it on and my body morphed into that of an anthro ponies, looking exactly as I described and wearing my slendy suit.

Jason held up a sign that had a smiley face on it and the sentence GOOD FOR YOU. Underneath it.

I then looked around to see that everyone was in the middle of drunken revelry, except for Pinkie, who was sitting depressed at a bar counter, I walked over to her and smiled "Hey, what's the matter?"

Pinkie sighed "I upset a new friend I could of made and I don't think he wants to be my friend anymore..."

I nodded and sat next to her "Did he wear a suit and tie like this?"

Pinkie nodded and smiled sadly "He acted funny whenever I was near him... it was silly."

I smiled and laughed before saying "Long Live Lord Tarakudo." and put some of my magic into it before taking it off, reverting to my old form "I got a magic mask so I wouldn't be dangerous to be around."

Pinkie gasped "B-but why did you think you had to do that?"

I blushed "I wanted to ask you out..." I then turned to Jason "You might want to go home now... I think this may get loud."

Pinkie gasped and began speaking really excitedly and hugging me, I could not make out what she was saying exactly, but I think it was a yes, as she was kissing me repeatedly on the cheeks

Jason's hand began to twitch again and move slowly to his Machete but stopped at the last minute and went limp.

I looked to him sadly "Maybe...maybe I can find someone to seal your inner Jason?"

Jason shook his head.

NO. ALTHOUGH IT PAINS ME, IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ANY OF THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES YOU'D KNOW TRYING THAT WOULD BE A REALLY, REALLY BAD IDEA.

I nodded, then sighed "I hope you find happiness Jason. Wherever your travels take you..."

SPEAKING OF TRAVELS WHAT'S THE TIMELINE HERE?

I smiled "Right before Dog and Pony Show."

GEEZE. YOU ARE REALLY BEHIND. SO THAT MEANS OPTION ONE IS OUT. THAT LEAVES TWO AND THREE.

I put on the mask again and smiled as I returned to my preferred form "I hope those lead you to happiness, my friend."

HMPH. YOU ARE SUCH A SAP. YOU REMIND ME OF A FRIEND OF MINE BACK BEFORE I BECAME JASON. ; )

Twilight teleported next to me "Wait, he wasn't always Jason?"

I did a spit take of my cider "Where the hell were you?"

Twilight blushed "Listening in from under the counter..."

WHY?

Twilight blushed "I was trying to avoid a drunken Pinkie!"

I laughed "Pinkie didn't drink a drop, though."

Twilight shivered "I don't wanna take any chances..."

SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.. ANYWAY IT'S BEEN FUN BUT I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAND OF MINE BEFORE....WELL, YOU KNOW. SO UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED I MUST GO.GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE..

Jason stood up, walked into some mist and disappeared.

I smiled sadly "Goodbye, my friend."

Sister

I was walking along the outskirts of the Everfree forest, pacing back and forth as the intangible pull it had on me grew in intensity. It had been a few months since Pinkie and I had started dating, and things were going great. Yet... the longer I stayed, the more this forest attracted my attention. I was also hearing the voices that tortured me back when I was transformed. They whispered at first, so faint I couldn’t even make out what they were saying, but as time went on, they grew louder and louder, until every time they spoke I would get a splitting migraine. They demanded that I kill innocent ponies, ponies that I KNEW wouldn’t ever hurt  the good… I have been steadfast in my resistance… but I don’t know how much longer I could last…

I looked to my watch (a gift from Pinkie that she even resized to my wrist) and gasped, it was almost time for our date today! I slenderwalked to the restaurant where we had agreed to meet: a modest pizza place with really good fried zucchini. I saw Pinkie come skipping down the road and I could not resist smiling, but was careful not to show my teeth. She sat down in a booth and I sat next to Pinkie and smiled, happy to be out on a date with her. We've been spending increasing amounts of time together and I had even gotten a job as security at the bakery, mostly dealing with kids trying to steal candy and helping keep the place safe to bake in, keeping burglars and recipe thieves out, really helps that I don't need sleep. I looked to Pinkie, the twinkle in her eyes mesmerizing me

"So... um... Pinkie..."

Pinkie smiled and kissed me on the cheek "Yeah Jerry-Cherry?"

I smiled, once again happy I learned to hide my teeth as I nervously fidgeted with my tie "What was the reason you said yes to going out with me?"

Pinkie smiled "Well, I like how nice you are, and you are really cute when you aren't wearing that mask, and-"

I looked to Pinkie doubtfully "You... like my natural look?"

Pinkie nodded "Yeah! It's super cool and strong! And besides," She whispered sensually into my ear  "I like my stallions tall..."

I blushed and kissed Pinkie on the cheek, right before the voices slammed into my skull full force

“THE FOREST! GO TO THE FOREST! KILL ALL WHO STAND IN YOUR WAY!”

I slumped in pain as I clutched my head, Pinkie looking worriedly to me “Jerry! Are you okay!?”

I nodded “I… I think I need to go….” The urge to kill was growing, I didn’t want to hurt anypony, I had to get out of here!

I quickly slenderwalked to a random location, finding myself in a clearing in the Everfree, about fifteen miles from Ponyville's border with the forest, I found a large scythe in it’s center, stuck in a dead tree, it was an odd scythe as it had not one, but four blades, each forming a ninety degree angle with the next, and seemed to be made entirely of a pitch black metal, with a red light reflecting off of it, I looked to the ground and saw a giant Slenderman mark as well, along with runes in a language I did not recognize, these runes also running along the length of the blade… I walked to the scythe and grabbed it, screaming in pain as the voices grew to unbearable levels as my suit changed, my tie becoming an ascot and my business suit becoming a duster, and my slendrils became harder, almost chitinous. I began speaking, or more accurately, the voices spoke through me… calling to what I could feel was another displaced. I could also feel my resistance to the voices commands weakening, my vision blurring as a rift opened in front of me, and out  fell a female Slendy.

Third POV

Lisa was walking with Twilight and the others back to Ponyville so that not only could she get introduced to the town but also so she could have her party. Fate however, had other plans for her. A portal to the void suddenly opened underneath her, and she fell in.

"SHIT!" Twilight and her friends looked at the portal as it closed.

"LISA!" Applejack dove at the portal just as it closed. She hit the ground in frustration.

"Don't worry Applejack! She's just going to meet a new friend!"

"And how do ya gather that Pinkie?"

"My Pinkie sense!" Pinkie then bounced away like nothing happened. The others just watched the spot, where Lisa disappeared.

Meanwhile, Lisa was falling through the void.

'Wonder who summoned me?' She didn’t have to wait long as another portal opened up and she fell through. When she fell out, she saw who summoned her. It was slenderman.

"Oh hello! Now who might you be?"

[1st person POV, Jeremy]

I staggered a little, my eyesight still blurry as I looked to her, a black mist rising from my body. “I...I’m Jeremy…” I felt the voices recede in their killing mantra “Why aren’t the voices telling me to kill you? I don’t want to hurt anyone, tell me how to get these voices to shut up!” I grabbed my head in pain with my left hand, my right still holding the scythe “Th-they won’t shut up! They tell me to kill good ponies! I DON’T WANT TO HURT INNOCENTS!”

“Oh, so the voices have already started for you now huh?” I nodded

"Yes, have they for you?" The Slender Woman nodded.

“Yeah, a long time ago. I eventually found a way to get them to stop.”

“How?”

“Self solitude. I sealed myself in a cave for a hundred years, building up resistance to the voices and mastering my abilities.”

“Self solitude? For a hundred years?”

“Yep although, I’m guessing you don’t have that kind of time do you?” I shook my head. “Thought so. Hmm, well there is one other way.”

“What? Tell me! I’ll do anything.”

“I need you to get mad.”

“WHAT?! WHY?!”

“So I can beat your inner Slendy into submission.”

I sighed before focusing on my memories from before I became slendy, the things I had lost, the people and loved ones I would never see again. My mouth appeared, and so did my dark Slendrils. Now, I could only watch as my body moved on it’s own. My body charged and threw a punch. The new slendy just dodged the punch by moving her head to the left before leaping to the right to avoid my scythe/spear, I think I’ll call it a meta scythe

“By the way-” my body threw another punch, which she dodged by moving her head to the right, “my name’s Lisa.” My body roared in anger and started to use my Slendrils to attack. She just dodged the attacks effortlessly.  Her movement was lightning fast. I couldn’t even see her move as she dodged. My body swung my scythe again, and one of her Slendrils caught it.

“Planning to attack me with your little farmer’s toy? HA, cute.” My body just got angrier as it slammed my scythe on the ground. Upon doing so, black cracks formed in the ground, and spread out to the forest. I could suddenly feel the connections of three different beings, and they rushed to help my crazed body. When they came out of the bushes, I saw that they were timberwolves. My body barked an order through the new connection, which worked like a hive mind. The wolves then leaped at Lisa, and I thought she was about to eat it but she just backflipped into the air. Using her tendrils of darkness, she shot them out at the ground, allowing her to not only impale the three timberwolves, but also to balance herself in mid air. She positioned herself so she was looking at the ground, but she also looked like she was standing on air.

“Aw, trying to attack me with your little wolf proxies. That’s so adorable!”

My body roared as giant arms made of slendril material  grew from the ground, swiping at Lisa and grabbing her by the limbs as I began to change further, my bodies rage growing further as I fought for control, while my body was fighting Lisa I was wrestling with my inner Slendy in my mindscape I began to overpower him as I screamed in rage “I WILL NOT LOSE MY BODY TO YOU!”

Lisa started to notice her opponent was slowing down.

“Hey, if you’re fighting your inner Slendy right now you need to stop! It’s not beaten into submission yet! Besides, I’m having fun!”

I stopped. She was having fun? I watched as my body brought her to the ground, but she slenderwalked just before she hit the ground. My body stopped, confused.

“Boo.” Suddenly, one of Lisa’s Slendrils burst through my stomach. My body’s head slowly turned to look at her. Even though she had no facial features, I could swear I saw a creepy smile on her. “Had enough yet? I mean, look at you. You tried your hardest but I beat you senseless without even trying. Now, this is just your body Slendy. I hate to see what the person that’s in control could do to your mind if you kept at this. And if you’re not afraid of that, then think of what I could do should he let me in.” I could feel my inner Slendy retreat into my head, and give me control. Lisa pulled out her Slendril, and I fell to my knees, gasping for air.

I looked to her as the voices became silenced and my wound sealed itself “I can’t thank you enough…” I then stood up and looked to my claw scythe, wondering who left it there… I then looked to it quizzically, wondering how the hell I was supposed to waltz into town with this bloody death dealer in tow, but right as I began to wonder that, it disappeared! It was as if it was a keyblade from kingdom hearts! I then willed it back, and it just reappeared out of thin air!

“No problem. I had fun kicking your inner Slendy’s ass anyways.”She then noticed memaking my claw scythe appear and disappear at will “Huh, interesting weapon.”

I looked to Lisa “Umm… mind if I go with you? I’d like to learn how to use my slendy powers better…” I looked towards ponyville regretfully “I don’t think I should go back yet… I almost hurt Pinkie…”

Lisa nodded. “Yeah that’s fine. Your inner Slendy should stop bothering you from now on. If it does, hold this up.” Lisa held out her hand. In it, was a black marble, with a circle that was crossed out on it. I took it, and held it up to my face. Upon doing so, a message played.

Hi! My name’s Lisa, and I’m the Slenderwoman! If you ever need someone to help take out your enemies, or just a cool girl to hang out with, just throw the marble at the ground and I’ll arrive shortly.

I smiled “If you ever need my help, take this and call my name: Jeremy Farkness.” I let the crimson material flow from my hands again, forming a crimson red medallion in the shape of the slenderman’s mark. I handed it to her and it’s message played:

“ Greetings, child, press my symbol into the ground, and I will come to thy aid, but beware, if wickedness lie in thy heart, I shall strike thee down…”

“Ooo, went for a Luna style huh? Nice.” Lisa tossed the item behind her, and a portal opened and swallowed it up. I looked at her quizzically. “What? Oh, I have a friend that can control portals. Whenever I get a token, I just toss it and a portal puts it into storage for me.”

I nodded and waited for a bit, trying to think of what to say “Ummm…. you wanna go meet my world’s Pinkie? She’s really cute.”

“Sure, I could always go for meeting a new Pinkie.” We began to walk to Ponyville. As they did, I spoke up.

“So how in Arawn’s name did you dodge me so fast?” Yeah, I worship Celtic gods, deal with it.

“Huh? Oh that. It’s a trick I developed called Slender Dodging. Basically, I’m not actually moving that fast. I’m just slenderwalking a short distance. Small enough so it’s instant. That, combined with me changing positions to look like I’m dodging, makes it seem to my opponents that I’m a lot faster than I really am.”

I nodded before I realised something and facepalmed “We could of just slenderwalked to the restaurant in front of sugarcube corner… God I’m dumb.”

“Eh don’t worry about it. I barely use my slenderwalking unless I have to. I prefer to actually walk everywhere. Gives me a good exercise.”

I nodded as we reached the restaurant, only to find that Pinkie was not there, I looked around to find Applejack running towards me. I waved to her only for her to run up and try to punch me. Lisa however, caught the punch.

“And why is Applejack attacking?”

I shrugged “Maybe she thinks I’m a tree?”

AppleJack whinnied in rage “I don’t think y’all are a tree! Y’all are a two timing Varmint who went n’ made Pinkie cry just so y’all could get with this whore!” Lisa took offence to that.

“Okay one, I’m not a whore. That’s just rude. And two, had he not left he could have killed Pinkie.”

I looked away in shame as AJ looked blankly to me “Wha? Wh...why?”

I teared up, black liquid dripping from where my eyes were supposed to be “It was my inner Slenderman. I… I ran away so I wouldn’t hurt her…” Lisa put an arm on my shoulder.

“Yeah, had he not left, a lot of ponies would have died. He called me up so I could beat his inner Slendy into submission. Now it’s under control.”

AJ looked to me in shame “I’m sorry I nearly decked ya.” Lisa giggled.

“Yeah, that looked like it would have hurt. Luckily his big sister Lisa was here to protect him.”

I paused a moment, thinking of how we basically were related, both by our new bodies AND by our fast growing friendship. I then  smiled and nodded “Thanks, nee-chan, let’s go see Pinkie… hey, mind helping me practice something for Pinkie, Lisa?”

I leaned in and whispered into her ear “I want to go steady with her…”

“Aw,” she cooed, “my little baby brother wants to get intimate with his crushy-wushy!”

I blushed and gently slugged her “Jerk, just tell me if this ring looks good….” I was about to take out the ring, but Lisa stopped me.

“Wait! Pinkie is looking our way so don’t pull out the ring! I don’t want her to think you’re proposing to me.”

I stiffened up and looked around until I saw Pinkie, sitting at the steps to Sugarcube Corner, her hair flat and her eyes dripping with tears, I slenderwalked to her, “Pinkie, I’m so sorry! It’s not what you think!”

Lisa walked to us. “Yeah, I’m not dating him. He had to leave to protect you.”

Pinkie sniffled cutely “R-really?”

Lisa nodded. “Yeah, if he hadn’t left, you might have gotten seriously hurt by his inner monster. But don’t worry, I beat it into submission. Now you two don’t have to worry about it!” Lisa gestured for me to kneel down.

I nodded then kneeled and took out a ring box, unveiling a ruby ring with Onyx and Marble overlay, bringing to mind my personage. “Pinkamena Diane Pie, for as long as I’ve known you, you’ve made me happy. You were the first one to accept my true form, and you liked me for who I was. We’ve spent only a few months together, yet I already need to know the answer to the most important question in my life. Will you do me the honor of becoming Pinkamena Diane Farkness?”

Pinkie began to tear up all over again, this time from joy I hope “Y-Yes! Yes I will marry you!” Lisa began to cry too, but she had actual tears.

“Oh my god my little bro is getting married!” Pinkie jumped into my arms and hugged me. I hugged her back, and Lisa just added to the group hug.

“I know I’m supposed to let you two have this moment, but I just can’t believe my little baby bro is getting married already!” We all separated and laughed. Lisa started to panic.

“OOOOH! I have so much to do! I need to find you two a place to get married, then make invitations, then invite people, then get the ceremony ready, then get the after party ready, find someone to do the marriage, get gifts, plan a bachelorette party, get a location for your honeymoon. I have so much to do in so little time!” Lisa ran off, probably to Twilight’s house, and Pinkie and I just laughed at her antics. There was a bright future ahead. One, that involved Pinkie.

It was then that I realised MY predicament, Pinkie looked to me happily as I smiled to her ‘Damn…. Lisa is doing all the work… I feel like an ass…’ I then brightened up “I know! I can hire entertainment for the wedding!” I looked to Pinkie and beamed “Who would you like to play for our wedding?”

Pinkie thought a moment, rubbing her chin “Well… I do like DJ pon-3, but Twitch and Living Tombstone are great too… Grr! I am terrible at choices like this!”

I nodded, it seems the brony communities ponysonas exist in this world, to an extent, maybe just the famous ones? I decided to ask a risky question “Well, how about we hire Ken Ashcorp? He has a voice like an angel.”

Pinkie nodded excitedly “Yeah! I love his singing!”

I set her down reluctantly, having enjoyed the feel of her against me, I then decided to check something I have been dreading for a VERY long time “Pinkie, I’ll be right back… I gotta..erm… check myself…” I slenderwalked to the Everfree and took down my pants while pulling up my duster, seeing that I did indeed still have a dick! “YES! WOOOHOOO” I then pulled up my pants and let my duster down and slenderwalked to Ken Ashcorp’s house, which was in Manehattan, next to Donut Joes place. I knocked on the door and waited, Kenny eventually answering the door with soda in hand, doing a spit take when he saw me. He looked like his ponysona from the 20% cooler music video, but wore a dj’s outfit, an unzipped  hoodie with headphones hanging off the neck over a black T-shirt and jeans with holes at the knees. I smiled warmly, careful again not to show my teeth “Hi, I was wondering if you would be interested in singing at my wedding? I am prepared to pay in bits.”

Union

I staggered as I heard what Kenny had to say “Y-you are refusing because I’m not a pony?!”

Ken Shook his head “Nah, dude, I am saying I’m not doing it because you look like something out of H.P. Lovehooves deepest nightmares, and the last time I sang at a wedding, the husband tried to slug me because the wife flung herself at me, I’m sorry, but you trying to slug me would probably end with me having a busted skull. Good luck with getting someone though, I recommend you try Mic the Mic or  The Piano stallions.” He then closed his door in my face and I could hear him walking away.

 I paused a moment “The piano guys Ponified!? Screw Ken Ashcorp,  I GOTTA GET TO THEM!” I Slenderwalked to where the Piano guys rehearsed, an old meadow off the side of Ponyville, surprisingly enough. I walked to them slowly with my hands raised in surrender as they were both unicorns and could blast me with magic, and I did not feel like using my aura “I was wondering if you would like to play at my wedding?

"Um sorry dude. I'm sure that we'd love to play at your wedding, but we've already got one to play at."

I looked to them in disappointment... before I decided to take one extra chance "Who is the gig for?" I begged to the Tuatha De Danaan that they would say it was for Pinkie...

"It's for some pony named Pinkie and Slendy. Some weird looking girl, she looked a lot like you actually, rushed up and asked. We were going to refuse, then she told us if we ever wanted to see the light of day again, we would play at their wedding."

I cheered "I am Slendy! Woohoo!" I picked the pianist up and hugged him "I could freaking kiss you right now!"

The pianist paled "Please don't..."

I set him down and began to dance with joy "YEAH!" I finished my little jig pointed to them happily "I'll pay you tomorrow!" I Slenderwalked to Pinkie, finding her in Golden Oaks Library with the rest of the mane six. I swept her up in my arms and kissed her, unaware of the rift opening up behind me, depositing a small jack in the box, with a note attached to it 'Paradox in a box, WIND ME UP!'

Twilight noticed the box and walked up to it before picking it up and began to inspect it,  mumbling about 'conducting experiments.'

Suddenly, Lisa burst into the library. "OKAY! So I got the wedding to be held in Canterlot, Celestia to do the marriage, made the invitations, invited Pinkie's family and friends, got the honeymoon ready, and everything else!" She slumped onto a nearby chair. "Ugh, I need a break."

I smiled warmly and walked to Lisa, giving her a spine cracking bear hug and tussling her hair "Man... I wish Jason was here. Even though he had problems, he's like a brother to me."

Pinkie nodded excitedly "Yeah! I'd love to have him at the wedding! He's great at charades!" Lisa then stood up.

"MARX!" A portal opened up above them. A skeleton stuck his head out.

"Yes?"

"Can you grab Jason for me? Please?"

"Yeah sure." Marx snapped his fingers and a portal opened. From the portal came Jason. "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare a little sub dimension."

"Why?"

"Oh you know, reasons." Marx then left, and the portal closed.

I Slenderwalked to Jason and hugged him "Hey! Long time no see buddy! Guess what? Me and Pinks are getting married!"

Jason had a man struggling in his palms. He then snapped his victim's neck to the point where the victim could literally see behind his back turned to the voice. He pulled out a sign that read

WTF?! CARE TO REPEAT THAT?I smiled "I'm getting married to Pinkie pie! I'm going to spend the rest of my days with her!"Jason shook his head at the wrongness of the last part of that statement and pulled out another sign.OKAY. THAT'S GREAT AND ALL BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME EXACTLY?! WHY CALL ME HERE? UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE YOU WANT DEAD.I smiled and patted him on the back "I want you to be the best man!"Pinkie nodded "Me too! You were a super great friend when we met last, and Jerry-Cherry here thinks of you like a brother!"I blushed and nudged Pinkie "TMI, Pinkie, TMI." Jason stood stock still and thought on it, for years he hated and fought his own brother, and wasn't exactly keen on the idea of having another but on the other hand he didn't exactly want to hurt this guy's feelings plus he looked like he could stand to have someone looking out for him. Maybe just this once.*FINE I'LL BE YOUR "BEST MAN" AND YOUR "BROTHER" BUT ONLY ON THE CONDITION THAT I'M THE ELDEST.I smiled "I was 23 when I was displaced, given that I have no Idea how long I was trapped with the voices, I'll just say it was a few moments. And sure, you can be my older bro!"I JUST HOPE WE DON'T BECOME THE NEXT CAIN AND ABLE.I shrugged "I doubt it, I'm not even Christian, I'm Celtic."I MEANT THAT I END UP BECOMING SICK OF YOU AND KILL YOU.I nodded "I know, just trying to lighten the mood! Besides, I'm not even sure either of us *CAN really die, unless we get flung into the sun or something." I smiled and gestured for Jason to follow me "Lisa, I want to show Jason here what I found in the forest, mind keeping the girls entertained?""Yeah sure. Now would be the perfect time for the bachelorette party! C'mon girls!" Lisa grabbed Pinkie's hand and dragged her along as the other girls followed, talking about what they would do for the party.I Slenderwalked Jason to the Royal Pony Sister's castle and smiled "You are going to love this!" I willed my meta-scythe into existence and then paused a moment, letting it fall into my hand as I let it split into four separate hand scythes like from Darksiders 2 and grabbing the other two hand scythes with a pair of Slendrils that I morphed into hands "Pretty cool, eh?"Jason nodded in appreciation of the weapons his friend wielded*WHEN DID YOU GET THOSE?I smiled "Found them in the woods a bit before I met Lisa. I think it amplifies my powers, because now I can make slendril arms and shadow arms come out of the ground." I then laughed "I can also apparently make Timberwolf Proxies, now all I need is to figure out how to slenderwalk  through time."UH-HUH. AND WHY EXACTLY WOULD YOU WANT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME?I paused "Well, I want to prevent Cadence from being replaced by the bug bitch, and I'd LOVE to make a slendified copy of the tree of Harmony. I mean really, a tree that powerful bound to my power? I'd have my own admirals to fight alongside me! I'd make a Masky, Hoody, Ben drowned, etc. except without the evilness."NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! PREVENTING THE WHOLE KIDNAPPING OF CADENCE WOULD BE WRONG AND CAUSE A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE TO THE TIMESTREAM OF YOUR UNIVERSE. SAME THING FOR THE TREE OF HARMONY! DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY PINKIE AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND CARE ABOUT? BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!I shook my head quickly "While you got me on the Cadence wedding, I meant I want to know the origins of the tree of harmony, then get a SECOND origin point, be it a seed, a crystal, or even a magical artifact, if someone can make one of something, they can sure as hell make another." I then looked in the tree's direction "I want to be capable of doing Pinkie's job for her... I don't want her in the constant danger like she was in the show..."JEREMY, LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT MESS WITH THE TREE OF HARMONY IN ANYWAY. THAT INCLUDES CREATING A SECOND ONE BASED ON YOUR POWER. YOU DO, THEN BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. AND AS FOR PINKIE, IF YOU DO THAT SHE WILL ONLY GROW TO HATE YOU. SHE NEEDS TO STAND UP ON HER OWN HOOVES. BESIDES DANGER IS A PART OF LIFE, TAKE THE DANGER AWAY AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HER OR TURN HER INTO STONE.I sighed "Well, can you help me think of a way to protect Pinkie without sacrificing her autonomy?"IT'S SIMPLE: BE THERE FOR HER. SUPPORT HER IN ANY WAY YOU CAN. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON YOU ARE MARRYING HER. WHAT YOU ARE SUGGESTING IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT.Just then, a loud roar was heard outside, I Slenderwalked outside with Jason following in his lake mist to find a massive gorilla-like creature with blue, red and purple dragon scales with gold trim instead of Fur, and a long tail ending in quills dripping with green liquid. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! IT'S THE SIZE OF A FREAKING MONSTER TRUCK!" it then turned to us and roared angrily before pounding on its chest "Ummm... shit... this is going to suck, isn't it?"MAYBE FOR YOU IT WILL. BUT NOT FOR ME!With that Jason charged straight toward the creature,  I sighed and slenderwalked above it, landing on its back and stabbing it with two of my scythes, digging myself into its back and slashing at it repeatedly with the other two, the beast roared in rage and tried to swat me off, luckily he could not reach me, some of it's blood sprayed into my nonexistent face and I felt a surge of information into my mind, comprised solely of its weaknesses "HEY! JASON! Slash at the wrists and he'll lose his balance!" I then leapt off and summoned my scythes, hitting it between the scales at an upward angle, planting them firmly between the scales and twisting my weapon to remove some of them, which almost instantly began to grow back. "Aim up! Hitting it between the scales is key! The scales are tougher than dragon hide!" I slenderdodged a quill and watched it hit a tree, making it wither and die before melting into mush on the floor. "HOLY SHIT!" I laughed as I dodged a few more quills "Maybe I should make this thing a proxy? That would kick ass!" I then noticed a mark over it's chest, a glowing red rune with smoke of the same color coming off of its surface "Wait... I think this thing is already bound to someone! Someone powerful, at that!" I smiled and slenderwalked to the left wrist and slashed at it, severing the tendons and making it fall to the left as I slenderwalked again to get out of the way. "Jason! You got the other arm? I'll distract this ugly bastard!" I slenderwalked into the air and smacked it in the face before slenderwalking over to a tree, slicing off a branch and throwing it at him "Bet ya can't hit me ya little pansy!"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FIGHT!!* I read the sign that Jason threw at my head. It came with a picture of an angry face. I realized I was taking charge, and thus being an asshat.I dodged a quill and leapt off the now melting tree "Sorry, brother! Just trying to help!" I then ran at the things ankles and slashed at them, cutting the tendons there as well and making it  roar in agony as the diamond hard scales were easily bypassed by my curved blades.Jason pulled out his machete and slashed three times at its chest, followed by four punches. He followed it up by grabbing the beast's neck and quickly stabbing it three times then a fourth stab that Jason pushed in slowly and deliberately, finishing it off with a  back-breaker that snapped it's spine like a twig and a boot to the stomach that sent it flying. I smiled as the creature let out it's death groans as it collided with a mountain wall and looked to Jason in shock as it began to shrink, becoming a small toy monkey with little cymbals. I picked it up and looked at it, seeing red stitching on it's chest that glowed with power. "I think we should take this with us, don't want someone who can't even fight the thing to find it and wake it up again or something..." I then thought a moment before shaking my head "Nah, I shouldn't give it to Gilda... even though she deserves to be this things  lunch."*WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT GILDA? I looked to him and simply said "No one freaking makes Flutters cry. NO ONE."Jason turned around and walked slowly up to his "brother" making sure he was standing in the shadow of his height.LISTEN YOU. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH FANS LIKE YOU MAKING GILDA INTO A PARIAH SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE ROARED AT FLUTTERSHY. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA HOLD THAT AGAINST HER AND FORGIVE TRIXIE WHO NEED I REMIND YOU ENSLAVED THE WHOLE TOWN OF PONYVILLE?* I paused a moment "Well.... I guess I could forgive her if she apologized..." I sighed " Also, don't even bring up Trixie, that bitch just ignored Pinkie completely the first appearance... and THEN SHE FREAKING DELETED HER LIPS!" I began letting lose a minor slendy aura, making the grass around me die before I calmed myself down "If she deletes Pinkies lips, I can't freaking kiss my wife!"*FIRST OF ALL THIS COMING FROM A BEING WHO HAS NO FACE AT ALL. NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU CAN'T KISS HER WITHOUT THAT MASK. SECONDLY DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT LIPS THE TWO OF YOU WILL STOP LOVING EACH OTHER? THIRD MUCH LIKE CADANCE'S WEDDING IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. FOURTH IT WAS A JOKE! SHE WASN'T HARMED IN THE SLIGHTEST! AND FIFTH MY POINT STILL STANDS!I sighed and nodded "You are right, you know, for Jason Voorhees, you are really wise..."THIS MAY BE JASON VOORHEE'S BODY BUT THE MIND AND HEART IS STILL MINE. THOUGH HIS SPIRIT IS STILL HERE. I nodded "I had the same problem, had to get my inner slendy beaten into submission by Lisa."I NEVER BEAT JASON INTO SUBMISSION, WE JUST CAME TO TERMS. LIKE A COMBINATION OF  MARVEL'S VENOM AND CARNAGEI laughed a moment "So you are like Krieg from Borderlands, but the murderous psychopath is on the inside?"I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS OR WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT."Just a video game I played."I then looked towards Ponyville "Think we should head on back? Maybe Big Mac will join us and we can have a bachelor party." I then stopped a moment as a strange thought entered my head "I wonder... do normal ponies have strippers? If so... what the hell do they strip?"BEATS ME. MAYBE REGULAR THINGS LIKE SOCKS, PANTIES, SADDLES, BRIDLES, SWIMWEAR, ETC. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL THEORIES.I sighed contentedly before dismissing my scythe and summoning it in its combined form and used it as a walking stick as I walked in Ponyville's direction "I think this could count as a good bachelor party, don't you?"Jason shrugged.IF YOU WANT TO.I then realized something "Wait, don't married couples usually do... that... on their honeymoon? Holy shit I'm going to lose my virginity to PINKIE PIE!"WOAH, SLOW DOWN THERE. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THOSE NECESSARY PARTS?I blushed "I kind of... checked?" I rubbed the back of my head awkwardly "Let's not go into detail on that..."THEY MAY BE THERE BUT DO THEY WORK? I DOUBT TARAKUDO INCLUDED THAT INTO HIS DEAL.I shook my head "No... I checked me WITHOUT my mask... I gots da nuts and screw." I  coughed uncomfortably "Turns out all slendy is missing is  face and skin pigmentation... he's actually pretty set in genitalia..."IF I WERE YOU I WOULDN'T RISK IT, WHO KNOWS WHAT DOING THAT COULD DO TO HER.I then blushed "D-does that mean I have to talk to Tarakudo about editing my mask?" I then sighed "Fuck my life..."WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO. ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DON'T GIVE PINKIE IRREVERSIBLE POISONING, MADNESS, OR ANY NUMBER OF CONDITION'S THAT MAKE CANCER LOOK LIKE THE COMMON COLD. AND THAT'S JUST WITH PINKIE, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO POTENTIAL CHILDREN.  "I know that... I just mean... talking to him or Sunset Shimmer about getting junk that works will be... awkward..."BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE. FOR THIS TYPE OF SPECIFICATION YOU'LL NEED TO TALK TO TARAKUDO DIRECTLY BUT THEN AGAIN THE TWO ARE RARELY FAR FROM EACH OTHER.I nodded "I heard that Sunset is going to become Queen? Does that mean they are getting married?"POSSIBLY. BUT THEN AGAIN SHE COULD SIMPLY BE QUEEN IN NAME ONLY, AND LET IT REFERENCE THE FACT THAT SHE IS FEMALE AND A CO-RULER LIKE THE PONY SISTERS.I nodded and took out the card, preparing to summon Tarakudo and Sunset Shimmer "Hey, you think they'd like to be invited to the wedding? You know them better than me."Jason shrugged.MAYBE. THEY HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY LAST TIME I CHECKED. PERHAPS THEY COULD USE A BREAK.I nodded and put on my mask before holding out the card, turning into my anthro pony self before I began to speak."I summon Tarakudo! King of all Shadowkhan and Lord of all Oni!"I looked on as a rift opened  in mid air and out walked Sunset Shimmer."Hello again, Slenderman, Jason. What can I do for you?"I blushed and mumbled out "I want genitalia for my pony form...a-and I was wondering if you and Tarakudo would like to be in attendance for Pinkie and MY wedding...""I'm sorry but could you repeat that?"I blushed further "I want functioning genitalia... I don't want to have to be celibate in my marriage to Pinkie..." I looked to the Monkey in my right hand "W-would this pay for it? It's a sealed form of a gorilla monster we fought earlier..." The only thing running through Jeremies head was 'FML FML FML FML FML FML!'There was silence for a few moments that seemed to last an eternity Sunset burst into laughter. After laughing at my expense for about ten minutes Sunset managed to compose herself. "So you are actually going to marry the Pink menace? Unbelievable. Unfortunately such detail is beyond my power at the moment. If you want it you will have to ask Tarakudo directly."I looked to her beseechingly "What do I have to do? I'll walk right up to him in a teenagers prom dress if need be!""That won't be necessary I already have a court jester." said a voice that seemed to echo all around them. A red Oni head suddenly materialized right above Sunset  Shimmer's shoulder."So I hear someone wishes to ask a favor of me?"I nodded and bowed respectfully "I wish to have my mask modified so that I may mate with my soon to be bride, and I was wondering if you would like to attend the wedding?"Much like Sunset, Tarakudo burst into laughter but unlike Sunset the laugh held no humor."You may rise. What you ask for is possible but you do realize I will have to alter our original agreement, correct?"I nodded "I understand this, I was wondering if maybe this sealed monster may be of use? Mayhaps you could duplicate it and use it for war mounts? It is quite the powerful monster.""Maybe but that won't even cover 2 percent of your debt. Sunset be a dear and take it from him, please." Tarakudo answered and Sunset obeyed.I looked to Tarakudo cautiously "as long as I am not forced to hurt an innocent, I will pay any price, but be warned, if you tell me to harm an innocent I WILL refuse."There was moment of silence before Sunset, Tarakudo and Jason (with the help of his signs) all burst into laughter.After they calmed down, Tarakudo grinned wickedly "My dear boy, innocence is only relative to one's perspective. Besides you don't have a choice in the matter. The last time you did was before my beautiful Sunset left your world. Once she did, it was out of your hands, hooves, slendrils, whatever. But don't worry I'm a considerate king and not completely heartless. I will take your feelings into consideration every time I decide to use you." I smiled trollishly "So you think Sunset Shimmer is beautiful? I had a feeling, since you were going to make her queen, and I thank you for your consideration, my invitation still stands, if you are so inclined.""I don't think she is. I *know she is. But back to our deal. Originally, I had planned seven years of service to me and Sunset as payment for the mask and as an additional fee for your bad timing but for this...I think a lifetime's worth of service should do adequately. After all, a life for a life, as the saying goes."I nodded "So... we talking sea turtle lifetimes, fruit fly, human, pony, Dragon? cause I wanna be sure I can still live happily with my wife, maybe I work 6:00 AM to 7:00 PM?""Displaced lifetime. As in you work for Tarakudo forever and your life and your loyalty belongs to him ." Sunset added. "But don't worry we're not going to have you move to our world to serve us. Just for now on when we want you, you'll be transported to our world until the task is done, then sent back, no questions asked. In other words we say 'jump', you say how high?"I nodded, then smiled jokingly "Though I'll probably just slenderwalk how high you tell me to, as I'm a lazy bastard.""Well then looks like we're in agreement. By the way, I should warn you refusal to work and giving less than your absolute best will not be tolerated. You do, and bad things will happen. As in worse than 'the Plagues of Egypt' bad." Tarakudo continued.I nodded "Understood, as long as I do a good job, that doesn't happen.""It also means your definition of good and innocence has no meaning unless I give them meaning."I shrugged "I just mean that if you tell me to kill a baby in its crib, I'll want a reason why.""Don't worry I doubt that will happen but if it does I'll be sure to give you one. Now hold still, this will hurt. A lot."Tarakudo lifted Slendy into the air using his telekinesis and began to slowly and painfully cut his brand into not only his new servant's flesh but his very soul. He then used shadowfire to cauterize the wounds.I screamed as he branded me "HOLY CRAP CRACKERS! THAT BLOODY HURT!"I then looked to my suit, which had a new marking on it, which was blood red, "Welp, I look even more badass than Cabadath now.""There now. That brand marks you as one of my newest additions to my army. You'll need it if you don't want my Shadowkhan or Oni generals to end your existence. It also serves a link to your mind so Sunset, my generals or I can give you your orders."I nodded uncomfortably "Good to know... My privacy is now dead.""Cheer up. It's all in the name of love, right? Besides it's not like we'll be peeking when you and your waifu do the deed." Sunset added cheerfullyI nodded gruffly "Yeah, else I'll take off my mask and show you all the horror that is Slendy naked.A rift then opened and a familiar  wind up box appeared, this time winding itself up and a cartoony clown hand coming out, holding a note saying "GIVE ME BACK MY LURKER!- Raphael"*WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?I shrugged at Jason, myself unsure  "Beats me. maybe some clown demon?"I HOPE NOT, I HATE CLOWNS.I nodded "Me too, decked one in the groin when I was five." The cartoonish hand then opened it's hand, as if it wanted something. The note then changed 'Give me the freaking monkey, NOW!-Raphael's friend' the box was beginning to shake as a terrifying level of power  emanating from it and it stretched and groaned.WELL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH IT?I shrugged "Maybe give it the monkey?" I looked to Tarakudo questioningly "Would that be ok?""Meh, I don't care. But if he wants it then he can come here and get it himself." Tarakudo answered offhandedly.The note changed "So be it. -Raphael's friend" The box ejected a giant clown that looked similar to a medieval jester, with a giant hammer and big, burly build. "Behold! I am The jack of chaos! Fear my power!"A tumbleweed blows in between the group and the clown sighed, hitting Jason with his hammer and knocking him halfway to Ponyville, crashing through several hundred trees "Just give me the damn monkey, my boss is pissed and I just want to go home."A machete flew straight from where Jason was sent and sliced off one of it's arms. A second later Jason reappeared from out of his lake mist.****DUDE! THAT WAS WAY RUDE. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU WORK FOR BUT WHATEVER THE REASON, AN EYE-FOR-AN-EYE.The clown sighed "I knew this job was going to suck..." He grunted as he snapped his other arms fingers, making the severed arm reappear on his body, good as new "Now can you please give me the bloody monkey so I can go home? I just want to get back home and prove the Spades wrong."**AFTER THAT UNWARRANTED ATTACK? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A RUSTY SHOVEL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS WITH NO LUBE, AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT UNTIL YOU SPLIT IN HALF!* Jason who was quite obviously pissed off then proceeded to bludgeon the clown with the very sign that he just had him read.The clown grabbed the sign and it began to smoke and smolder as a red energy coursed through his arms and into the sign "I am getting impatient, I'm sorry for attacking you, I just figured showing I wasn't some pansy was needed, and you seemed to be the most durable and likely to survive. Also," He pointed to Shimmer  "I don't hit girls unless if my master demands I do it, or I am protecting myself." He then pointed to Tarakudo "And I don't think I'd survive pissing him off for long." He then noticed the brand on me, and groaned "Aaww man! I was supposed to convince you to work for Raphael! SHIT!"FINE WHATEVER. TAKE THE MONKEY AND GO BEFORE I REALLY GET MAD!Sunset looked to Tarakudo who nodded. "We'll give you your creature back for a price."The clown sighed  "What's the price? Raphael's pretty creative... ""Pfft. Are you serious? Master Tarakudo doesn't negotiate with weaklings, servants and those who attack his allies. He is a king and deserves respect! Raphael must come and negotiate with Master Tarakudo face to face." Sunset snarled.The clown looked very uncomfortable "Okay... I'll open a rift channel..." He took out a dagger and sliced it in mid-air, cutting through space itself, creating a small screen from which a voice could be heard "Jackie, did you get my Lurker, Oswald? I do miss him so..."The clown laughed uneasily "Yeah... about that... Tarakudo has him..."The screen ws silent for a moment before a loud laughter was heard "You mean the floating head guy with ZERO imagination, for all the power he has? I mean, make a creature or two, at least! Hell, with his level of power I'm surprised he didn't try his hand at being a god!"The clown looked to the screen even more uneasily "He's right here..."Raphael's screen turned blood red "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!? NOW I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY GIT!"The screen turned to Tarakudo and extended a gloved hand with which it gestured toward his Lurker "So, what do you want for my creature?""Well I was going to sell him to you cheap but after what was said about me I think I'll just keep him and your clown."At that moment the clown's shadow was slowly disappearing and he collapsed unto his knees "Wh-why?! Master, SAVE ME! It hurts, master!"The screen paused a moment "I really don't care about the Jack, as this was supposed to be the mission that ended his debt to me. I would have had to replace him anyway, too inept at his job." I then felt a tug at my collar and flew towards the screen "I do so wish I was able to lay claim on you, but don't worry, I'll still be keeping an eye on you, as you interest me, and that hasn't happened in millenia." Raphael then laughed "Oh, and I left a little parting gift in the Jack, in case if anyone else tried to claim him, cheerio!" The clown then was enveloped in a red light and exploded in a shower of confetti and blood as the screen winked out of existence, I then finally fell to the ground, getting the feeling back in my legs."I really hate that guy." Sunset and Tarakudo said in unison.The screen came back for a second before a smile face was seen "Oh, and Tarry? You should tell Sunset your feelings for her, Ta!" the screen then disappeared again, leaving a cluster of red crystals, which I curiously touched, feeling a rush of energy that made me feel anything was possible to me. I snatched my hand away and looked at it carefully, realizing that this was some seriously powerful stuff, I grabbed it again and quickly placed it on the bottom of my scythe, feeling my power boosted by the crystals as my hands turned blood red."Well that happened. Ok we'll stay for your wedding if only to keep an eye on things." Sunset said.I nodded "Yeah, that was weird... " I put on my mask and saw that my coat had changed, I was now blood red with blue mane and a cutie mark of a laughing mask, I was also buffer, about Big Macs size, with a very attractive, masculine build "Hmmm... guess Raphael's power rubbed off on me more than I thought..." I then looked to Jason "You ready to go?"YEAH. AFTER THAT I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS THING.I slenderwalked back to Ponyville with Jason and my new employers following me, I then looked to Tarakudo, who was still just a head "Umm... is there any way you could grow a body, sir? I don't want to freak ponies out any more than necessary." I then gasped "Am I going to have to quit my job at sugar cube corner?"Tarakudo and Sunset both glared at me before answering, "That's none of your business and no."I raised my hands in surrender "Hey, just making sure that you aren't attacked by Celestia or something." I then laughed "But now that I think about it, you could probably snuff her out like a candle.""Indeed but worry not." Tarakudo disappeared and Sunset pulled down a mask that looked like Tarakudo only his eyes were replaced by Sunset's eyes and at the same time Sunset transformed into her pony self but her usual fur color turned to a dark blue-green shade, the color of the Shadowkhan's skin. Her hair however remained the same.I laughed again "It's like Wolf Link, but cuter!""Say that again and I'll show you just how cute I can be." said Sunset but this time her voice sounded both like her's and Tarakudo's at the same time and very demonic.I waved my arms "In case if you are pissed, I'll stop." I then saw Pinkie and Lisa walking towards me along with Twilight  and Fluttershy, Whom I assume were bridesmaids. "Hey, honey! Hi sis! you ready to go?" They nodded."Yeah, the bachelorette party was pretty fun!"I laughed "You know, I just had an interesting and slightly mortifying Bachelor party myself, took care of some business, let's just say that the honeymoon will be a blast!" I gave a thumbs up and I could sense everyone who knows me across the multiverse have a facepalm moment.I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. I SHOULD STAB YOU FOR THAT PUN.I nodded with a small blush as I realized how bad my pun was "Sorry..." I then looked to Ponyville station and smiled as the train came into the station "Let's get going, shall we?" Pinkie and the girls nodded and we got on, riding straight for Canterlot and talking with each other animatedly.We arrived at the Canterlot Castle. About an hour after arriving at Canterlot Proper, I walked with My friends and... Taraset shimmerkudo? I don't know what to call them... my employers, I'll just call them that. I entered the wedding chamber and waited as Pinkie got ready, I then saw Maud coming towards me. I nodded respectfully to her as she reached me "So your Jeremy, huh? Well, I hope you and Pinkie are happy together. Cause if you hurt her, I will hunt you down and crush you like a dirt clod."I laughed uncomfortably and watched her walk to her position as bridesmaid, I then saw Pinkie coming down the aisle and was awestruck, she looked so... beautiful.... she had her mane done up like it was from the crystal empire  episode, and wore a dress of the purest white, with several bangles and other accessories added on."Don't you know it's bad luck to see the bride early?" Sunset asked appearing from out of nowhere.I smiled "She's coming down the aisle and is wearing a veil, we are observing all of the traditions, besides, I think I've met my bad luck quota for the year, meeting that clown freak and the … Lurker thingy..." "Famous last words." Sunset said mysteriously before vanishing into the shadows.Pinkie then came down the aisle to me as Spike and the CMC came behind her. Spike acting as the ring bearer and the CMC acting as flower girls. Celestia proceeded to say the readings and the vows.Once she was done, Celestia looked to me "Jeremy Farkness, do you take Pinkie Pie, to be your lawful wife, to have and to hold from this day onward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"I nodded, my suit feeling warmer than usual, as if there was an energy filling the air. "I do."Celestia then looked to Pinkie and smiled "Pinkie Pie, do you take Jeremy Farkness to be your lawful husband, to have and to hold from this day onward, for better, or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"Pinkie nodded tearfully, I could tell as they were falling from behind her veil "I do!""Then by the power bestowed in me, I declare you Eldritch Abomination and Mare! You may now kiss the bride!" I leaned in and kissed Pinkie on the lips. Everyone started cheering. Then, I heard Twilight mumbling, I turned to her curiously.Sunset who had a seat all to herself in the front row in direct view of Celestia suddenly felt a familiar shivering sensation. 'Something is about to happen. Prepare yourself and stay on your guard. I'll alert Jason.' Tarakudo's voice echoed in Sunset 's mind."Seems like a good time as any." She took out the box from earlier and started to wind it. Once it was done winding, a portal opened.A short man in a red business suit with a matching tie and fedora walked through the portal. He had messy red hair and eyes that reminded me of fire. He had a cane in hand, which was cut from redwood and polished to a brilliant sheen, it also had a golden handle in the shape of a dragons skull, and in its mouth was a floating uncut ruby, with several smaller uncut rubies orbiting around it."Hello, mortals! I am Raphael, Lord of all chaos and inventor of the party and fun times!" He looked to me and pointed his cane at me "You! You found my pet lurker Oswald, I owe you a party for that!" He snapped his fingers and party cannons appeared everywhere They all went off at the same time, causing chaos to ensure. Some of them just fired off confetti, but others fired crocodiles, or rockets, or balls of fire. Everyone started to panic, running around in the sudden calamity. Raphael Just laughed "Dumb ponies, panicking at a little illusion, it's not even bloody there!" he then touched the fire and his smile dissipated "Oh..."  I then noticed the only one that wasn't panicking was Lisa. In fact, a red aura started to surround her. She was shaking with anger. She slowly turned to Raphael."I had spent, all day, planning this. I had to make and send invitations, had to plan the reception, had to ask Celestia to do the marriage, as well as a whole slew of other things! It was all going well, everything was just, fine. Then, you come along. You just barge in, and just, started, causing, chaos, ruining everything." The red aura started getting bigger, and turning black.Raphael laughed "That's my job! keep things changing! I really have to thank the merchant, he made my job so much easier, all I've really had to do was save that poor sap he tried to turn into Slendy. Idiot thought he could make a second ascendant being! I had to cram Slendy into his soul and imbue him with chaos so his soul wouldn't shatter! Ha! Such a wonderful vacation.""So, you saved my little brother? Well, for that, I may just let you live!" The aura became completely black, a cut appeared on her face creating a blood filled mouth. She gained claws, and her slendrils came out."*GRAAAAHHHH!"*** Lisa roared in fury. A portal then opened up, and she fell through."OOH! Are we playing hide and seek? I do love that game, such fun." Raphael jested before he was shoved in after her by Marx."Welp, we're probably going to have one less displacer after this." I looked at him questionably. "Lisa is currently in Mad Mode Three. Her full fury is unleashed in this form."I looked to him curiously as I pondered on what Raphael was doing, I really didn't hold the 'wrecked' wedding against him, if someone hurt my dog max back home, I'd try to kick their ass no matter where I found them."Yes but how would that equal to one less displacer? and how do I calm her down? I owe that guy big time, he saved my life!""When Lisa Mad Mode Three last came out, I sealed her in a sub dimension. She proceeded to destroy it." My eyes widened. Suddenly another portal opened with Raphael hanging on to the edge of it. He was bloody and beaten up."I do think I would like to leave now, would ya be a dear and let me out?""GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" A slendril wrapped around  Raphael's neck and he was dragged back in. The portal closed.Marx gestured to the portals former location "See what I mean?" I nodded. Lisa was pretty scary when she was like this. "Should we help? I really don't think he should die, the multiverse needs chaos to function...""Dude, I messed with Lisa Mad Mode Three once, it did not end well. She threw three universes  into a rip in time and space which she made by ripping a hole in part of the void. We have, no chance to save him. We can only hope that she calms down enough to let him live." Suddenly, another portal opened up and Lisa, still in Mad Mode Three, walked out dragging a bloody and unconscious Raphael behind her. She let him flop on the ground, and turned to Marx."Marx?" Marx gulped in fear."Y-Yes?""Can you put everything back to the way it was?" It was a question, that sounded more like an order, with an "I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T!" tone to it. Marx nodded, snapped his fingers, and everything went back to normal. The fires were put out, the walls were repaired, and everybody was put back into their seats."Thank you." Lisa had finally calmed down. I gulped and poked Raphael, my crystal flashing as he healed completely and began snoring, mumbling about sexy slender women. Lisa turned to him, apparently hearing what he had mumbled, and glared at him. She picked him up, and dropped kicked him out the window."AND STAY OUT!" Lisa turned back to us. "Now, where were we?" Everyone just cheered and things continued as if none of that had ever happened.Pinkie looked out the window and then to me "I think Lisa needs a party..." I nodded and kissed my wife before looking to Lisa as Raphael reappeared, standing in front of me "I think your sister is highly attractive, cheerio!" He then disappeared and left a rose with a letter by it. Lisa opened the letter and read it. She groaned and rubbed her temples."Ugh why me?" I took the letter from her and read it aloud.**To Lisa,I must say, you are quite the feisty woman. Your body is amazing, and best of all, you know how to fight! And I've never lost in a battle, yet you beat me like it was nothing! And now, you have earned my heart. I know, you should feel honored, but do not fret. I will except your love when you are ready to give it.Love, Raphael Zmatoc.I laughed "Looks like you have an admirer, sis!" Lisa groaned again. Pinkie walked up to her and wrapped an arm around her."You know what you need? A party! Come on, let's go to that great reception you planned!" Lisa nodded."Yeah a party sounds good right now."I nodded and laughed as I walked into the reception, watching Pinkie and the girls celebrate as I felt around my new body, seeing that my mask form was indeed HIGHLY endowed with procreational organs.As I finished checking myself out, a paradox in the box appeared, winding itself up and depositing an anthro fox that was about 4 foot 5 onto the ballroom floor, he had the same outfit and cane as Raphael, but... he seemed MUCH less powerful... Lisa however, didn't seem to notice the difference."GOD DAMN IT!" She ran up to him and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt. "WHY DID YOU COME BACK?! DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU?!"The little fox man looked to her in horror "Wh-what?! I'm just a guy from Idaho! What the hell are you talking about!?" He then saw Pinkie Pie and screamed like a little girl "AH! PINKAMENA DIANE PIE! DON'T LET HER BAKE ME INTO A CUPCAKE!"Pinkie looked queasy at the thought of what he was implying, and I grabbed him and began to shake him roughly "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT YOU BASTARD!"A large  hand settled on my shoulder and pried me away from the poor fox person. I was then immediately hit on the head with an iron sign.ENOUGH JEREMY! CONTROL YOURSELF! USE THAT TINY HEAD OF YOURS AND THINK! WHY WOULD ANYONE BE SCARED OF PINKY OR ACCUSE HER OF BAKING SOMEONE INTO CUPCAKES? OBVIOUSLY WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS SOMEONE LIKE "US". PLUS ON TOP OF THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE INSULTS YOUR WIFE-PONY DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ATTACK THEM!I paused a moment before nodding "You are right..." I offered my hand to the fox man and  smiled, unaware of the horror in his eyes.He then proceeded to scream even more "OH MY GOD IT IS SLENDY DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!" Wait, WHAT?! HE CAN SEE THROUGH MY MASK?!Sunset took this moment to add her two cents. "The mask only hides you from Mlp beings not Displaced." There was a burst of energy and I was knocked back by something large and heavy, I looked where I was to see a massive humanoid creature made of stone had a serious underbite appeared, it wore a red top hat and blue tuxedo, with white gloves and black dress shoes. "I am Griswell Stone heart! I am the high priest of the spawns, and I shall smite thee!" the stone ogre sounded like Tyrael from Diablo 3, and was wielding a large pickaxe/hammer combo. The fox man looked to Griswell in shock "G-Griswell?! B-but... I made you up!"Griswell chuckled "I shall explain later, planewalker, now is the time for battle, is it not?"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?Sunset read the sign Jason produced and agreed wholeheartedly.GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT "GRISWELL"?Griswell smiled "I exist to protect the innocent, young Barry. As was my purpose since birth, the Stone Ogres are stout and stern in both spirit and mind, never wavering in their purpose." He laughed heartily "And now that I take a good look at thy souls, I see my creator is in no danger. Well, not as long as your inner beasts are contained." He then turned to the fox man "Now Carl, I must ask that you return me to your mind, I must return to Zinu's aid."I then picked myself up out of the wall and looked angrily to Griswell "Why the bloody hell did you attack me then?!" Griswell rubbed the back of his head "I saw the monster within you and Barry, young Jeremy, and, as a priest of the concepts, it had put me on edge.""SILENCE!"Sunset commanded. "Begone from here worm. Or face our wrath!" Griswell smiled "I see you, Tarakudo, why don't you come out? I would like to meet the one I wish my creator to serve."Sunset gave a beastial growl before Tarakudo materialized. "Make no mistake Mr. Griswell. I'm only deigning you with my presence simply because of what you said intrigues me. Speak now or never again."Griswell smiled  warmly "I am a creation of Carl's here, that Raphael made a reality to. I am from the book Carl was working on, and Raphael was amused by it, and there is no need to call me mister, I am actually quite young for a Stone Ogre, only 5,000 years, give or take. Carl here was displaced as Raphael, and while quite cowardly, he has a heart of gold and loyalty unmatched. He can summon one of us at a time, be us good or evil, and we will serve his will.""Uh-huh. Getting bored here. What makes you think he'll be useful to Master Tarakudo?" Sunset interjected.Griswell thought a moment "Well, there is the fact that his powers shall grow over time, eventually becoming capable of summoning entire armies, all bound to his will, I'd rather he be bound to me, than either an enemy, or a free agent. and may I mention he imagined the Lurkers that Raphael is so fond of as siege engines?" He then laughed "Besides if you destroy me, he can just make me again."Carl was hiding behind a table until this point, to which he slowly came out with his cane in hand "Umm... does the cane work like I think it does?"Griswell looked to Carl by turning to him, as he had no neck and had a massive hunch and nodded "It is exactly like Raphael's cane, except weaker. Now, back to business."Tarakudo examined the boy for moment, "Hmph. I suppose I'll take him if for no other reason than to see that his power doesn't simply waste away. But I'm not impressed, not by a long shot."Griswell shrugged "I know, I could see the lack of interest in your soul." I then looked to him curiously "His soul?"Griswell nodded "I am technically blind, all I can see is from the light of souls and life force." He then shrugged "Not much of a loss, as all living things have life force, even germs and insects, so I can see pretty well. Only downside is that I can't forge my own weapons like most Stone Ogres, I had mine made by king Dravidium Forgefire himself, the greatest of the Stone Ogre smithies, so great that he leads the Stone Ogres because of it."THUNK. THUNK. THUNK.Everyone turned to see Lisa banging her head against a nearby wooden post, with Rarity rubbing her back for comfort."Why? Of all the god damn times why does this crap have to happen now?""It'll be alright darling.""BUT I WORKED SO HARD!" Lisa started to break down crying and Rarity hugged her. Everyone turned to me for an explanation."Ummm... she's had a rough day."**NO KIDDING. BUT SHE SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW. I MEAN CONSIDERING THE WORLD WE OCCUPY, THIS TYPE OF THING IS NORMAL.* I nodded "Yeah, I agree, so..." I looked to Tarakudo "Am I going to have to keep an eye on him?""What do you think?" Tarakudo said simply."I think that you don't understand shit Jason!" Everyone looked at Lisa, who had apparently noticed the sign, as she walked up to Jason. "Do you have any idea what happens to me when I get as mad as I did before?"JUDGING BY YOUR "FACIAL EXPRESSION", YOUR REACTION, BODY LANGUAGE, **AND YOUR VOICE, YES I CAN.*A portal opened up and Marx came out. "Actually, I bet you that you can't."If one looked real closely one could see Jason rolling his eyes but his mask hid his expression.BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. I DON'T CARE.I raised my hand "Trust me Jason, I felt what it's like going into mad mode ONE, it felt like I was being dunked in acid while being forced to watch generation three and High school musical having babies... It was hell...I don't want to KNOW what mad mode three is like..."WHATEVER. STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE SHOULD BE USED TO THIS.I shrugged and nodded as we went on with the matter at hand "So, Tarakudo, my master, wants me to keep an eye on you, Carl."Carl nodded "W-well... okay..." He then looked around until he saw Fluttershy hiding under a table, signified by her bounteous booty and pink tail, if one were to have kept an eye on her, she had run there ever since Marx had teleported them back to their seats "A-are you okay, Miss?"Fluttershy peeked out behind her before seeing Carl and jumping out, cuddling him to her bosom inadvertently "Oh you are so cute and fluffy! What's your name?"Carl stammered "I-I'm Carl... f-from I-Idaho..." Fluttershy gasped and held him out "Y-you can talk?! That is so wonderful!"Carl looked down to see he was in the air and began to get queasy "P-p-please let me down..."I laughed as Fluttershy gently set him down "Seems Carl has made a friend!""Indeed. I haven't seen this much love in one room since Narcissus discovered himself." Tarakudo replied dryly.I looked to Pinkie, who was smiling and laughing as she talked with the cakes, who had not yet had their foals "Think they'll start dating, Pinkie?"Fluttershy and Carl blushed deeply until Carl dismissed Griswell and  ran under the table that  Fluttershy was hiding under mere moments ago "I-I'm sorry! I'll leave you alone now!" Fluttershy looked curiously to the table "What's wrong?"Carl looked to Fluttershy as if she asked why the sky was blue "I... I'm not a pony... isn't it weird for ponies to date non-ponies?"I laughed "Really? I'm not even from this dimension, and I'm MARRYING a pony."COMPARED TO EVERYTHING ELSE THAT'S HAPPENED IN OUR LIVES UP TO THIS POINT I'D SAY IT'S PRETTY NORMAL.***Carl then looked to Fluttershy and blushed "Th-then... could we go out sometime?"Fluttershy nodded warmly, a blush coloring her cheeks "I'd... like that very much."I then smiled as one of the piano stallions whispered in my ear "Well, ladies and gents! I am going to sing a song with the piano stallions in place of a speech, hope you all like it, especially you Pinks!"{Author here, play these both together!}

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Pinkie pie teared up and hugged me when I finished, and everyone started to applaud in whatever way they could, I looked to Jason and my masters, along with Carl and Lisa "So, how was I?"

The group looked at each other before presenting their judgements.

Jason held up a sign that had a picture of a thumb pointing to the side, Tarakudo held up a sign that had a 7 and Sunset held up a sign that had 01 on it, she realized that she was holding the sign upside down and corrected it to say 10 then held up another sign that said Meh.

Carl smiled and held up his cane before tapping it on the ground, summoning a sign that said 10 before tapping it again and the sign disappeared

I smiled  "Thanks for your input! Now..." Pinkie and I looked to each other for a moment before speaking in unison "LET'S PARTY!" Marx floated into the air and opened another portal.

"FREE OTHERWORLDLY CANDY FOR EVERYONE!" Candy proceeded to pour out from the portal causing everyone to laugh. I picked up a piece of candy to see where it was from. It was a pack of skittles.  I looked around and saw other candy from earth. I looked up at Marx.

"Where did you?"

"NO IDEA!" He then flew around and enjoyed the rest of the party. I turned and saw Lisa. She was dancing around and having fun with everypony else. I even noticed some other stallions going googly eyed at her, which made me laugh. I walked up to her.

"Looks like you've got more than just a displacer for an admirer." Lisa looked at all the other stallions, who quickly turned away, and shrugged.

"Of course I do." I just laughed.

"So, having fun?"

"Totally! This party just seems to take away the stress from the wedding and my Mad Mode Three freak out." I nodded.

"I'm still surprised that you can take on a displacer when you're like that."

"Yeah well, it helps when I can't feel pain in that mode, and I have Deadpool healing on steroids." I laughed.

"Really?"

"Yep. It's a shame that I only get it when I go Mad Mode Two or Three."

"Yea well, thanks for helping out with everything."

"You're welcome."

I smiled and looked to see Jason was talking with Tarakudo and Sunset Shimmer, along with Griswell, who had not yet been dismissed. "So are we agreed that Stone Ogres would be useful in forges, what with our metal bones, rubber muscles, and stone skin?" Griswell chuckled "Remind me to tell you of the time my brother Groswell chose his weapon. Oh, the parents went into hysterics." He sighed in fond remembrance before he looked to Jason regretfully "I apologize profusely if I unsettled you with my knowledge of your name, I should have had the decency to at least ask it first."

*WHATEVER. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. JUST DON'T GO SPREADING THAT INFO AROUND. OTHERWISE, I'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU.*

Griswell smiled "I would never, Jason. " He then looked to Tarakudo "Would you like me to requisition an armament for young sunset shimmer, My lord? Stone Ogres make the best mystical focuses, honestly, we are unmatched in the making of armor as well, if it comes to making something, we can't be beat!" He then looked to Sunset, or, more accurately, her arms "It seems that the smithy in question would need to use lightweight metals, as Sunset is not of the same... girth, as the Faeterran peoples."

"Are you calling me fat?" Sunset asked in a dangerous tone.

Griswell shook his head "No, I am saying you most likely could not lift a Stone Ogre or Bjorn weapon, as they weigh at least 58 lbs. on average. even if you could lift it, swinging it around would grow exhausting."

"So. You're calling me weak then?" Sunset said acidly. Sunset began stepping toward the ogre until she was only inches from his face.

Griswell shook his head "No, I am quite certain that for someone who is not fifteen feet tall and has muscles made of super tough rubber, you are quite strong. But my hammer is half your size, I am simply saying it would not be practical for you to have a weapon that big."

*DUDE. YOU SHOULD STOP NOW.* Jason warned with a VERY bloody sign

Sunset growled, grabbed Griswell by the leg and lifted him up as easily as she would a pebble. She then began to spin around and around with the ogre spinning with her, before Sunset let go and flung him out the door. Tarakudo merely shook his head, before saying "She's cute when she's mad"

Griswell then calmly walked back in, not even a scratch on his surface, whatever he was made out of, it was TOUGH. "I assume you want a Stone Ogre sized weapon then? Do you want a pick hammer, an enchanted rivet gun, or a combat bell?" He then saw me staring at him slack jawed "Oh, are you wondering why I am unharmed? It is just due to my stone Ogre heritage, we have very sturdy bodies," He then laughed "I'm actually fragile compared to the warrior Stone Ogres, though. I believe you would call me a mage, or, more accurately, a priest, it is my job to protect the people of Faeterra from what goes bump in the night, along with my paladin brother Groswell."

"Plus don't forget I only threw you. I doubt a simple throw would hurt you." Sunset added.

Griswell nodded before thinking a moment "You know, what with the magical and physical power you have, a Paladins Combat Bell would fit you well. Would you like it if I had my brother come to demonstrate the combat bell?" He then waved over Carl, who was eating nearby with Fluttershy.

Sunset shrugged, "Meh. I suppose there's no harm in a demonstration."

Griswell nodded to Carl, whom tapped his cane on the ground and Griswell was replaced by a slightly taller Stone Ogre in full body armor, with a massive spiked bell chained to his wrist, made from luminescent white metal "I hear that you would like a demonstration of my skill? What would you like to see first, my physical combat, or my magical?" He then heard an eep and looked behind him to see Fluttershy "Worry not, young one, I shall not harm thee."

Carl nodded "Yeah, Groswell would never attack someone without a good reason..."

"Surprise me."

Groswell nodded and led us to the courtyard, so as to prevent collateral damage. He pulled his bell out and punched it hard enough to make a loud gong, summoning about twenty golems made from dirt and grass. "Okay, whelps, time for practice!"

He began masterfully swinging his spiked bell around, crushing three before flipping and slamming the bell on the ground, creating a shockwave that dazed the rest of them, he then  did a leg sweep with the chain and then jumping into the air while holding the bell, which grew as he landed and trapped the golems inside, he then  banged the bell once and the bottom sealed as it began to shrink, the sound of breaking stones and crushing dirt clods could be heard from inside, he then emptied out his bell and smiled "My bell can summon golems from the earth to assist me in battle, I can also heal my allies and change the size of the bell at will."

He then threw his bell upwards, the metal object stopping mid flight as he focused on it "The bell is also tied to my will, so I can control the chain and bell with my mind." He then brought down the bell and rested it neatly in his hand before aiming it at the sole surviving golem

"I can also use the bell to channel my mana and cast powerful spells, for example." He banged the bell and a white and blue fireball barrelled into the golem, reducing it to ash "That was a mid-level smite spell, especially useful against demons and undead."

He then looked to Tarakudo, and then to Sunset Shimmer "But I have a feeling you would do better with the darker side of magic, what with your employer, and before you say it, no, I am not calling either of you evil, I am just saying your elements would be on the darker side, and trying to cast a light based spell would result in harming thyself, I actually know a good number of dark element inclined creatures that are perfectly noble, instead of smite, a combination of light and fire, you'd most likely be better off casting a damnation spell, which is darkness and fire, and thus less likely to hurt thee and thy master."

"Please, the things that can hurt me are very few. And besides, even if I cannot wield it, my dear Sunset can handle it." Tarakudo said dismissively.

Groswell shrugged "I'm just saying to be careful, my lord, these spells are made from your own mana, and thus scaled to your own power, if one was to cast a spell that was of an opposing element to them, there would be a serious backlash, and while I doubt anything could kill you, it would definitely be unpleasant."

"Well either way, it is best to observe some caution." Tarakudo admitted.

Groswell nodded "So, young Sunset,  Would you like to try your hand at the combat bell and get a feel for it?"

"I'm still not impressed but very well. One can never have enough weapons." Sunset smiled maliciously as she said this.

Groswell nodded before he banged his bell, drawing ore from the ground and refining it into a bell shape before he attached it to a chain "This is just for training until Carl can get near a real forge and have a Blacksmith make you something to match the Paladins. I'd give you mine, but, well... it has sentimental value to me." He then handed the Iron battle bell to Sunset "Now be careful, last thing we need is you putting too much force into the mana and accidentally blow the whole mountain up."

French Accent: 1 Hour Later

KAABOOOOM!!!!!

Groswell sighed  as we picked ourselves up from the floor, our bodies covered in ash and Sunset in hysterics. "Well... at least the blast was limited to the garden..."

Groswell laughed as well "Heh, you should of seen my first go with a bell, damn near had to re- stone all of my body."

We all looked questioningly to Carl, who answered our inquisitive gazes sheepishly  "I forgot to mention, Stone Ogres can heal by absorbing minerals..."

I nodded as I looked to the now ruined garden "Umm... I think we should leave before Celly gets here..."

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF FAUST'S SMELLY FETLOCKS IS GOING ON HERE?"

Carl winced "Too late..."

Celestia was PISSED, busting out the Royal Equestrian Voice. "It looks like you all had an orgy with a dragon that had a bad case of whooping cough! What the hell happened?!" Lisa came up to me.

"Okay I know this seems like a bad time but I need to go."

"What? How come?"

"Eh, stuff in my world that I need to do, potential danger there as well as needing to meet another displaced or two, for some reason. Anyways I really need to go."

"Oh, well alright then, later nee-chan!"

Jason hit me on the back of my head.

*DUDE. DON'T GO THERE*

I looked to him curiously "Don't go where? What do you mean?"

"Bye little bro! Later everyone!" Everyone waved their goodbyes and a portal opened with Marx stepping out.

"You ready to go?"

"I suppose." She and Marx then stepped through the portal and it closed behind her.

"Well now that that's out of the way, CAN SOMEONE ***PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!"*

Carl timidly raised his hand and explained the situation, with Celestia gradually calming down as she saw how much she was scaring the poor fox man. She then looked to Tarakudo and nodded slowly. "So it seems you are the master of both Carl and Jeremy?" She sighed and shook her head "May I at least have your word that you shall not harm my subjects? The last thing I need is an interdimensional god terrorizing my subjects."

Carl mumbled something, I looked to him and nudged him "Eh? Speak up, friend."

Carl shuffled nervously "Isn't Tarakudo the mask guy from the old Jackie Chan TV show?"

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aaaaand I broke down laughing, so that's where I saw this guy from! I waggled my fingers jestingly in a spooky manner "Look out boss, it's Jackie Chan!"

Tarakudo scowled and used his magic to pick me up and repeatedly slam me on the ceiling and floor. HARD!

After he finished, Pinkie ran to my twitching body, completely alive, but in serious pain "I... deserved that..."

Carl walked up to me and tapped me with his cane, the damage to my body being undone and inflicted on him instead, he fell backwards a few steps, but somehow stayed standing as I rose to my feet "Ouch... he really... didn't hold back, huh?"

I nodded and looked to him curiously "What the hell did you do?"

Carl shrugged before wincing "Chaos spawns can transfer injuries between people, so I just transferred the damage to me... no biggie, I just figured the pain would of taught you your lesson on its own..." He then fell back into Fluttershy's arms, blushing profusely "S-sorry... Master Tarakudo really did a number on Jeremy... good thing Raphael has a healing factor... should be better in a few... if I ***got that power..."*

I looked to Tarakudo and bowed respectfully "I am sorry for my offense master, I have no excuse for my rudeness."

"Since it is a first offense I'll forgive you this time but if there is ever a repeat, I will do much worse." He looked towards Pinkie then towards my legs and glared menacingly.

I shivered then looked to Groswell, who was explaining the finesse of using the battle bell, so that the explosions would be less... well... extreme and uncontrolled. "First, you have to put a small mental block on your mana, limit it to a small trickle, then you let it build up in flow speed until you are at a decent rate. One at which you can still control it, pretty soon you'll be able to blast me to rubble, what with how strong you are." He laughed "Lord Tarakudo is a lucky Oni, to know such a beautiful and capable young woman." He sighed "Wish I could meet someone like that, a nice Stone Ogre woman, grow some kids together..." he sighed and got a distant look, seemingly remembering days long past.

"Pfft. I can already blow you to smithereens without the bell." Sunset stated matter-of-factly.

Groswell nodded "I know, but I'm saying you'll be able to do it USING the bell, hell, with how powerful you are, you could probably just blow up the whole dimension, I'm just saying it would be fun to learn a new style of battle, learn to fight as a Luperian, use anything you can get your hands on, or move with your mind in their case, as a weapon with full mastery. A long pipe? Perfect staff. A sharp piece of metal? Dagger. A smaller enemy you can lift? Bludgeon. Big ass bell from a belfry tower? You can see how useful it is."

"I already fight like that. It was one of the early lessons Master Tarakudo taught me."

Groswell nodded "Well, he is quite wise, I'll give him that, he still unnerves me through, a head needs a body, how the hell does he even eat?"

"He doesn't." Sunset replied shortly. "Correction, I should say in that form he doesn't need to."

"Hmmm...  interesting." He then looked to Carl, and sighed "Well, I think it's about time we all went to our respective ways, let the married couple consecrate the marriage and all that."

Pinkie and I blushed as we overheard what he said, I looked down and twiddled my thumbs, feeling a powerful killing intent coming at me from Maud's direction. "Aaand I should probably start running, but... I really don't want to leave my Wife alone right now, so I'll do this!" I walked slowly to Pinkie and passionately kissed her, making Maud even madder "I love you Pinkie, now let's get out of here, eh?"

***YEAH I THINK WE SHOULD LET OURSELVES OUT NOW. Jason cut open a portal with his machete and jumped right in.*

Tarakudo simply vanished, while Sunset merely stuck her tongue out at us and threw a box of condoms at my head before disappearing into the shadows.

I shyly looked to Pinkie as Carl and Fluttershy walked off toward a café and Twilight talked down Maud from the prospect of attacking me, repeatedly saying I could easily kill her. I looked to Pinkie and smiled bashfully "So... you wanna grab a bite to eat?"

Pinkie smiled lewdly "I think I know what I want you to eat... follow me..." She tugged me by my tuxedo all the way into our room for our stay at Canterlot, it was remarkably romantic, rose petals, a giant heart shaped bed in the center, what LOOKED like a champagne bottle, but I could sense magic around it, so I was wary to drink it... Pinkie pulled me on to the bed and began to passionately kiss me while undressing me, I smiled, this was going to be one hell of a wild ride!

A box of condoms later:

"Woow! That was like, the most super amazing thing ever! It was like there was a party inside me! I never felt... so good... you taste nice and salty too..." She cuddled up on my chest and fell fast asleep, which made sense, as we went about all night, I carried her around as I drew the curtains before I went to bed, laid down, and slept for the first time since coming to Equestria, with my wife in my arms...*

Chaos

I woke up to a knocking at me and Pinkies front door, I walked to the door sleepily and was about to answer it when I noticed I was buck naked, I quickly got dressed and answered the door to find what looked like a chao made of metal and a keychain shaped like Mickey mouse's head at the end. I sighed and looked around to find some black crystals on the ground, and the smell of ozone filling the air. I looked to the keychain and grabbed it, gasping as I began speaking in my Slender voice and my Mask teleported off of me, seemingly a safety mechanism so that it would not be destroyed by the power flowing through me " GREAT WARRIOR OF LIGHT! ENEMY OF DARKNESS AND CHAMPION OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! COME TO MY AID SO WE MAY WALK THE PATH TO DAWN!"

Just then, there was a flash of light and someone who looked like Sora appeared out of nowhere "Great... I summoned another one. Can't I enjoy my honeymoon in peace?"

Sora blinked in confusion a few times, slowly eying me up and down. "Slenderman," he said slowly. "I just got summoned... by Slenderman."

I sighed "I am a human with Slendy crammed in my soul, which has been amplified by chaos. I am also named Jeremy Farkness, have Cabadath's clothes and scythe, and I am married to Pinkie Pie."

Sora glanced over to the bed, where Pinkie still slept. "...aaaaand  she's anthro. Okay, this is easily the strangest world I've ever been to." He shook his head, and held out his hand. "Nice to meet you, Jeremy. I am Sora, the Warrior of Light."

I smiled "Hey,at least you aren't a dick like my displacer. Nice to meet you too."

"Displacer? You mean that Merchant guy?"

I nodded, smiling my creepy ass smile as I laughed darkly, my anger at the thought of him rising "Bloody bastard nearly killed me, I WOULD be dead if it weren't for some ancient being named Raphael, I guess he's a chaos God of some kind."

I then looked to Pinkie and calmed down,  "I am thankful, though... if it weren't for him, I'd still be alone in life...  I then looked to the chao and sighed "Hold on a moment, I need to grab that token too." I grabbed the chao and felt the power flood my veins "I CALL ON HARMONY'S BITCH!"In rainbow flash, a robot appeared in front of us as he sounded annoyed. "She could have told me who instead of throwing me in a bloody portal!" He turned to notice me as I notice a shiver. "Oh crud, I thought I'd seen the last of the slenderman." Before I could explain an anthro version of Hinata Hyuga appeared beside him. "Oi, you could explain before tossing me into a portal!""We didn't have enough time." She asked"Yes, you shouting 'meeting slendipie!', then tossing me into a god damn portal covers everything! I was practicing in restrict mode and is that a pinkie?" He asked before his eyes turned pink and fell."Oh boy, pink screen of death. Now he is out for awhile." I heard the woman muttered before turning to me. "Hi, my name is Sync Heart or my friends calls me, Harmony."    I nodded slowly "Yeah... my honeymoon is going to be WEIRD." I said with a very annoyed face as I looked to Pinkie, who was snoring cutely as a smile blessed her face with even more angelic beauty."Oh come on. You know nothing is normal in Everfree?" she chirphyed as snapped her fingers as 12 dozen boxes appeared.I nodded "I kinda figured that out when I checked my pants as slendy... cause damn I'm stacked in the junk! who the hell knew Slendy had so much to give?!"""Well he always did like a little action from time to time." Harmony commented as she gave a pervy smile before focusing on something important. "Anyway, when are we?"I shrugged "I think we are about a month from Pinkies Birthday, so there is that... Gilda came and went, I beat the shit out of her for trying to call my wife a slut. I think Discord might be coming soon?""Oh my, well I think you guys can handle him. By the way, you remember pinkie's favorite treat right?" She asked as she began fixing the robot."Oh course, it's the pheNOMNOMenons, sadly they are booked for orders...""Lucky for you I have these boxes filled with them" Harmony exclaimed with a grin. "Think of it as a sorry gift and honeymoon gift."I jawdropped and looked to the boxes "Sorry for what? You guys rock! You know how many weeks in advance they were booked?! I AM GETTING TO MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY THROUGHOUT HER B-DAY!""Just don't open them or she will eat it all." Harmony warned as she finish repairing the robots error. He started to get up and hit his head a bit."Okay what happened?" The robot askedI looked to him threateningly as I cracked my knuckles and neck and smiled my demonic toothy grin "You passed out after seeing my wife, what, you think she's ugly or something?""Oh crap!" The robot muttered as he tried to explain. "Hey calm down! I'm a mimicking adapting robot and what you saw is my brain shutting down from trying to understand the mare."I looked to him a moment before nodding ""Good, I won't have to dismantle you.""God, I thought Death pissed about asking his private life was bad?" The robot muttered."So," interjected Sora, leaning forward, "have I been reduced to a wallflower now, or can I be introduced to these new people?""Oh crap I forgot that you were here!" He exclaimed as he rubbed his head sheepishly. "The names Emerl or my friends call me Alan. By the way, you're the second Sora displace I have met.""Really?" Sora asked surprised. "Huh, wonder if I'll ever run into him. What's he like?""He's a cheery guy who defends his friends, yet I think he maybe a little too protective." Emerl explained as he thought about something. "Do you have a Goofy and Donald like partners?"Sora's face instantly went flat. "No. Donald and Goofy were placed into the games to add backup fighters. They would be absolutely useless in an actual fight against heartless." His face lifted as he looked off into the distance. "I have found a few more keybladers amongst the ponies, though."There was then a flash of red as Carl appeared, looking to me anxiously "J-Jeremy? W-we've got a serious p-p-problem!"I looked to him curiously "What's up, Carl?"Harmony gave Carl a relax aura vibe. "Don't worry, Carl we won't panic."Carl sighed "You remember Raphael right? Well, I just talked to Fluttershy about him on our first date... a-and... well... I think he is under the influence of a very powerful strengthening relic that is making him insane..."I looked to him blankly "So.... should I get Jane again?"Carl shook his head "NO! The only reason she beat him was that he had just put on the artifact! He cannot be beat like he is now!""Out of curiosity, does this Raphael has a large primordial chaos signature." The robot asked looking at a single direction.Carl nodded "He IS  primordial chaos, he is the beginning and the end of chaos, he was born when the first universe was sparked, and will only die when the last embers of creation die...""So can anything of order or harmony at least weaken him?" The robot asked with curiosity and worry.Carl thought a moment "Well, if we could somehow focus an unbelievable amount of Harmony, Order, and Light into the Artifact, also known as the Anarchists Archive, it should split Raphael between his sane and insane self... but... I have no idea how we can do that..."" Lucky for you Carl I'm a Harmonic entity and our Sora friend is filled with light." Harmony stated as she pulled a large  Harmonic aurain the air. "Now we need order and this will be over before pinkie can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."Carl looked at Sora a moment before sighing "Wait... if we split them apart, Sora's keyblade would turn Raphaels insanity into a Heartless... can Equestria HANDLE that kind of a fight?""Well how strong are these guys usually say compare to Beerus, or Dragonball z characters?"  The robot named Emerl asked.Carl gulped "Think of comparing an electron to an entire galaxy... hell, he can create and destroy realities at a whim...""mmmm that’s about 50 or more Master Emeralds." Harmony muttered as she seemed a bit worried.Carl nodded, starting to really freak out "B-but... if we split them up, Raphael, the sane one, will help us fight his mad self... I know he will! He is a kind, caring god... not at all like what his mad self is like...""Okay Emmy do me a favor help stall while I chat with my sister." Harmony commented as she was about to head towards the Tree of Harmony.Just then, a large hourglass filled with black sand appeared out of nowhere, Carl seemingly recognizing this item instantly "CAREFUL! That is one of Michael's artifacts! He is an elder brother to Raphael, and commands the concept of death!" I looked to it a moment before saying "Fuck it." And grabbing it as I felt a biting chill run through my body "MICHAEL! FATHER TO ROT AND FATE, I BESEECH YOU! COME TO THIS PITIFUL MORTAL REALM AND AID US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED!"There was then a sound of hissing steam and a flash of light as a robotic bird-man hybrid with talons for hands and feet appeared, he wore a black robe and generated a pure unadulterated power, as if just getting near him was to court death. "Greetings, mortals, I am the lord of death, Michael, for what purpose did you summon me?"***"Let''s see a Primordial Chaos has sunk into insanity and we were wondering if you can help us?" Harmony asked with a puppy expression.Michael nodded sagely, seemingly unfazed by the puppy dog eyes "I shall help my brother, he is dear to my heart. I thank you for informing me of this, I would of noticed in time, but many would of perished in the meanwhile." He then looked to me and nodded again "I see you are a scythe user... interesting..." He then held out his hand, a blue crystal orb materializing in it "I have made trade with Uriel, most fortunately, and this orb will fulfill your need of an Order power source. Have you Light and Harmony?""Well I'm the Tree of Harmony back home and Sora is a keyblader of light. Will that cover it?" Harmony asked as looked at Emerl who respond with a nod.Michael nodded "I shall need use of one of the keyblade users key chains, specifically the one that goes to the Way to the dawn keyblade."Sora nodded, summoning Way to the Dawn before removing its keychain. "Sure," he said, tossing it over. "I never use this one anyway.""I don't need to ask, but say if there were alternatives that I need to speak privately with you?" Emerl askedMichael looked to Emerl, speaking to him mentally for a moment'Well I bet you can sense three different powers in me.'He then nodded 'I meant not to pry, your fighting preferences are your own, and I am fairly certain that removing the Essence core from you would cause you great pain.''Yeah that core is permanently bonded to me, so the thing and I are one and the same now.' Emerl explained with a serious tone. 'So you think we will need it, since I can guarantee an essence version of Excalibur can cut through anything except it's authentic Excalibur counterparts.'Michael then spoke aloud "No, we have all we need here., no sacrifice is needed, and I would recommend you do not take your life so lightly, you are going to bring great change." He then took the aura of Harmony, the Order crystal, and the Way to the Dawn Keyblade charm "Jeremy, I need you to create a token."I nodded curiously and held out my hand, letting red blood like liquid flow from it and pool on the floor, forming a red metal slenderman mark combined with the eyes of Chzo symbol, which then floated into his hands, the three items then began to orbit my new token as they turned into three orbs of light, one rainbow colored, one blue, one bright white, they all then flowed into my mark as Michael crushed it in his hand, the shards floating in mid air a moment before reforming into a keychain in the shape of four scythes crossing a heart.Sora whistled, impressed. "Man, I'd love to see the badyay keyblade that comes with that chain."Harmony felt great connection towards the keychain as she shared her emotions with Emerl and he commented. "Holy Jesus! This is second compare to that one time, but this is still awesome." He turned to Harmony. "How do you feel?""It feels like it can almost do anything." Harmony answered as looked at her hooves. "I think I'm going to create a weapon later."Michael handed the keychain to me, pointing to a newly formed hole in my scythes handle, right at the bottom, I then cautiously connected the chain to my scythe and gasped as it was overwhelmed by a black, blue and white flame, changing into a four sided scythe with a skull at the center, it's mouth the spawning point  of the four scythe blades, which glowed with the multicolored fire as the flames went down the handle, changing it into a metal spine, the fire then went to my hand and enveloped my body, I panicked a moment before realizing it did not hurt, I then looked to myself to find myself bound in black shiny armor, my entire body covered in the spiky black platemail, except my head, which was the same expressionless white screen.Sora looked me up and down and smirked. "Okay, you've got to be the most ridiculously over the top metal Slender I've ever seen."Michael laughed "Interesting, it seems that the power of your scythe is greater than I had anticipated, young mortal.""I wonder if it has anything to do with the Master Emerald in me?" Harmony asked out loud as she touched the scythe with wonder.I shrugged "I have no idea, all I know is that I am ready to face Raphael.""Well I wish you luck." Emerl stated as he looked at the direction Raphael is heading. "I'm sensing that he is coming right now!" He quickly went into battle mode."Sweet," said Sora, summoning Oathkeeper and Oblivion. "I've been looking forward to fighting something other than the standard heartless."

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I looked around me as there was a bright  flash of red light and we were no longer in Canterlot, or even Equestria, we were in a dark, foggy battleground, blood soaking the ground as a voice sounded from all around us "Can you hear the screaming? I hear it... it calls out to me from across reality... I hear her cries just as I heard them that night..."I looked around as I grew uneasy, this could not be good..." Where are you? SHOW YOURSELF!"Raphael then appeared in front of me, his cane in one hand in a reverse grip, and a sword made of red metal in the other, his eyes were cold, dead, and cruel "I tried to save her... but she was too weak... mortals, are too weak... they do not deserve our interventions, as they will eventually die anyway, the only SANE answer is to crush them under our heels like the insignificant insects they are..."*** He then laughed insanely before flashing behind Sora and clubbing him behind the head " ***Sleep now..."**"Shit! Sora!" Emerl suddenly stopped as he questioned. "Are you sure? It's a primordial being you are facing?" The robot's eyes suddenly glowed red as he began a hollow laugh. "Finally, a worthy opponent to test out." He charged at Raphael with a third eye opening. Emerl's body color changed completely gold as the eye color had a red dot to the center. *Michael nodded as he held out his hand, the wound on Sora being inflicted on him, a large dent forming in his metal frame, Sora waking up right as Michael was attacked by Raphael, who easily deflected each attack from Emerl. Raphael took his sword and in a quick stroke beheaded Michael in a clean strike, straight through his scythe**

Sora pulled himself to his feet, glaring at Raphael. “Okay, maybe I need to go all out on this one.” In a flash of light, Sora began floating in the air, his clothes entirely white and black. He’d switched out keyblades, too. One was the Ultima Weapon. The other’s shaft was a deep, dark purple with black and green vines twining around it. The hilt was a light purple in another vine design, and the blade featured a wicked looking curve which was stained blood red. The keychain featured a cracked flower. “Going to need your help for this one, Pansy.” He pointed Ultima at Michael, calling out "Curaga!" A flurry of glowing green leaves surrounded Michael as his head floated back onto his neck, the dent disappearing and his eyes whirring back to life.

Michael nodded appreciatively to Sora  before he turned to Raphael, letting out black sand from his wrists that went into the floor, raising three deceased  stone Ogres "My servants shall detain him for a minute at most!

Emerl  suddenly appeared behind Raphael, "Oi dumbass! You never go easy on things like me!" He performed some rapid blows which Raphael was easily blocking with his cane. It took a few moments before the god found himself using more force as he gave a competitive grin. "Oi fools! I can only stall him for 2 mins!" Emerl shouted with rage at the others

 Raphael, interested by the machines capabilities to adapt, changed to a completely different style as his  sword disappeared and was replaced by a pair of daggers. "Do you really think you may harm me mortal? I am chaos, I am change, none may stop me! "

 Emerl only grab the deities body as his body merged with it."That's why Nth combining will weaken you, I'd a good time fighting you!" The god felt his body mixing with forces of Harmony while his chaos energy was being drained and converted against him. It took a minute before a human was spat out of the metal covered god. The human only stared up and heard a maniacal laughter from the god as he blew up his prison. The insane god stared at the human "Well at least he remembered to spit me out before doing something stupid." The human sighed as he summoned a grey armor and a blade it had the hilt of sonic and black knight's excalibur, yet the blade is different as it was longer and more wider. "Well I told Michael I won't use Essence, but madness had taken over that moment." The human now identified as Emerl charged at Raphael as he notice the human's eyes glowed. He wisely dodged the attack which slash a piece of his hair off. He attempted to recover it, yet nothing happened. This made the insane god narrowed his eyes as he quickly displaced the essence human by sending him into a black hole. "Oh shit!" Emerl yelled before he disappears from sight as he focused on everyone else.      

I slenderwalked behind Raphael and grabbed him, slenderwalking us several hundred feet up into the air and  hooking him on my scythe before using it to throw him at high speed unto the ground, I looked to Michael, whom was fighting constructs made undoubtedly by Raphael and was about to slenderwalk to the ground when a pair of daggers stabbed me in the shoulders, I screamed in pain as a burning sensation filled my body, only for it to stop as Michael again took on my pain, falling right as his stone Ogres finished off the constructs. I then looked to Raphael, who was laughing darkly before a Thundaga from Sora hit him square in the chest, doing little more than make his hair frizz up.

Sora grinned. "Time for me to get in on this." He quickly flew behind Raphael, throwing the darker keyblade at him repeatedly as he used Ultima to spam Fira spells at his back. "Hey ugly! You call yourself a chaos god? I've seen ferrets more threatening than you!"

Raphael looked to Sora with a psychotic grin "Let me help you hear the screaming... listen to its bitter lullaby..."***  He then changed his daggers into a pair of gauntlets and appeared right behind Sora, taking his keyblade and dispelling it as he grabbed him by the throat. "HEAR MY SORROW SONG, SORA!"***

Raphael roared in a psychopathic rage as he struggled against his bonds, breaking free in mere seconds before I slenderwalked behind him with my scythe in it's more manageable four selves, each looking like a skull on a small metal spine with a flaming scythe blade coming out the mouth, I  rammed my scythe right into his arm, freeing Sora right as a blast of red electricity ran between Raphaels hands, seems I saved Sora from being Fricassee.

Sora sighed in relief, summoning his keyblades once again as he nodded to me. "Thanks for that. Not sure what that attack was, but I don't think I would have liked it much."

Michael nodded "That is one of Raphael's cruelest executions, he makes you live through his entire life in mere moments, making your brain explode from data overload, stay away from his hands."

Sora just smirked. "Got a better one for you. Aeroga!" A mini-cyclone formed around Sora, whirling around at high speeds. "Let's see him try to grab me now."

Raphael growled and flew straight at Sora, breaking through the winds with ease and punching Sora so hard that a painful crack was heard. Sora went flying back into a wall, the cyclone reforming just in time to cusion the blow. "Okay," he said, casting a quick Cura on himself, "cockiness gets you killed. Got it..."

I then Slenderwalked to Raphael and planted each of my four scythes in Raphaels joints, temporarily paralyzing him as I grabbed the Archive and ripped it from his neck, tearing out my scythes and reforming them as I crushed the crimson crystal heart, Raphael then screamed in agony as the area turned back into canterlot, Raphael slowly stood up, but... I he felt different. I looked to his eyes, once cold dead and cruel, now warm, alive, and full of remorse as his eyes filled with tears "What... what have I done?" he looked around him, seeing the various wounds on my friends and the dents in my armor.

Carl thenglomped me while crying "I w-was so worried! A-are you okay!? I did all I could to keep him in there, b-but he was so strong, and he hurt you guys so much... I'm so sorry!"

Sora looked him up and down, his eyes flashing briefly white before he relaxed,  disbanding his keyblades and his Final Form. "Nothing that you could control. The madness has left your heart."

The whole group noted a portal formed in front of them. At first, they were confused by the sudden appearance until a robot suited Emerl came out of the portal. "Phew, you guys can't believe the crazy things I saw when trying to find this place. So battle over or did you guys split the madness out of him, yet?" He commented before being tackled by Harmony who was pounding on his chest.

"You dummy I thought you were dead!" Harmony cried as she buried into his chest.

"Don't worry Harmony, I'm alright now, so  cheer up." Emerl softingly whispered while brushing her head before he felt a shiver.

I then heard the same dark laughter as I turned around, the shards of the Archive releasing a dark miasma, Raphael quickly noticed and snapped his fingers, dispersing the amulet into a fine mist that he then trapped in a jar. "It seems that I have retained my boosted power, I assume that my mad self can only drive others insane now..." He then looked to us and bowed "I apologize for my unforgivable behavior as of late, it was absolutely abhorrent."

"Don't sweat it, man! At least no one got killed." Emerl commented while sheepishly rubbing his back.

He then noticed Harmony and blushed "m-madam... I know this is rather sudden, but may I treat you to a meal sometime?"

Harmony felt her cheeks grew warm as she looked back at Emerl sternly who sighed, yet nodded. "Sure Raphael, I would love to have a date with you." she ended with a wink.

Raphael nodded shyly and offered her his arm,  she took it with little to no hesitation.  As they walked off, I dispelled my scythe and armor before removing the charm and handing it to Sora "I think you should have it, I don't think this kind of power suits me that well...

Sora nodded, taking the keychain in hand. A flash of light later, and he held a new blade. The keyblade   had a long, thin, silver shaft that looked almost like a metal spine with red tendrils weaving together to form the handle, and 4 scythe blades on the end in the shape of key teeth. "Mysterious Stalker," he muttered, giving a few practice swings. "Good for quick, mid-range strikes, not much magic affinity, and, wait..." He suddenly vanished, reappearing on the other side of the room. "...short distance teleporting. Nice."

Emerl quickly called Chaos on his Omochao. "Hey, I know you had that crush for Tikal, but she moved on." there was raging mumbling. "Apparently, it's a primordial Chaos god and no offense she kinda knew you as a brother/best friend." the raging conversation chatted loud enough to voice out "It's your fault this happened, asshole!" Emerl quickly hanged up before it grew worse as he said. "Well I pray this guy doesn't break her heart like the last guy."  

Michael laughed "Do not be ridiculous, I have never seen Raphael this smitten before, well... not since Alice... but this one is an immortal, so I do not think there should be any such problem."

Emerl felt happy to hear that before respond. "That's good because the last guy who dumped her did it because of Discord."  

Michael shrugged "Raphael is basically the grand master of the draqoneqqui, so he'd probably just ground him if he became a pest."

Emerl shrugged at the commented. "That is true. Anyway, I worried about the mare/tree/woman like my second mom." He changed into a sly tone to Michael. "So any chance of blackmail on the couple in the near future."  

Michael shook his head amusedly as I slugged Emerl in the back of the head, producing a loud clang "Don't be an ass."

"Ok I won't do anything on their first date." Emerl seems to have a built in watch as well since he seems to be rushing "Oh shit! Look at the time, need to babysit the colts. Jeremy make sure you don't open any of the boxes or she'll piranha them down her throat in seconds." The robot was about to head out until he remember something. "Oh yeah, Sora if you find James, please don't blast his partner since she's Chrysis. Anyway, could you guys give me a copy of your token?"  

I generated my new token and gave it to him, smiling "Maybe I can enjoy my honeymoon now?" Emerl felt like laughing before he shut up by my glare. "I am absolutely serious."

Sora summoned a kingdom Key keychain and tossed it over. "Don't worry," he said. "I may be new to the multiverse, but I know better than to judge another based only on what mine is like. But, if I may ask, who is Chrysis?"

"She is a changeling queen or basically a bug pony with morphing abilities." Emerl commented while an Omochao went to Sora and me. "So goodbye you two and Michael I expect her back before midnight." The robot then teleported back to his world.

"Changeling, huh?" muttered Sora. "I'm going to have to look out for that." He looked over to Jeremy and smiled. "Well, it's been interesting. If you ever need me again, call on my name and I'll be there." In a flash of light, he was gone.

I then slenderwalked all the treats into me and Pinkies bedroom, wrote a letter saying they were from me, and went back to bed...