My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Red vs. Blue

by BluePony64

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Crossover, Human, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 4507

Before Red vs. Blue, before even Project Freelancer began, there was the ideal to create an A.I. starting at our time, so whose idea did Director use to continue the creation of A.I., and where did he got the states name?

Before Red vs. Blue, before even Project Freelancer began, there was the ideal to create an A.I. starting at our time, so whose idea did Director use to continue the creation of A.I., and where did he got the states name?
Red vs. Blue is own by Roster Teeth.
MLP is own by hasbro.
It's included FlashLight, so if you don't like it, then please don't press dislike because of this.

Please tell me if I make any errors and if possible, if you can remake my chapter and message me the errors with proofread everything, that would be nice, thank you.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-23 18:40:28 UTC

The Nightmare Begins

Twilight was awake notice she is not on her bed, she got up and looked around, when she can see clearly she noticed that she is in hot fire; fire everywhere, she immediately try to find a way till she found a passageway and without thinking clearly she flew right out, and as she flew she cover her ears with her hooves so she can resist to large siren.

"Is anypony there?" she ask.

She heard nothing until she saw a human, it was Flash Sentry.

"Flash, what are you…"

She was  interrupted  when he go through her, he went through a pathway that is suddenly unblocked; without thinking, she follow him anyway.

As the more farther she got she finally caught up with flash, "Flash, what are you doing here."

With the fire making cracking  noise Flash turn around and when Twilight look at him, flash just became a different person, even his cholthes has change.

"Wh… who are you" Twilight said as she step back, immediately she bump right next to another guy but wearing black armor; she look around the room and notice there are  50 people with different kind of armor with different color. Then they all lunge at Twilight…

Twilight got up with a screem with all of her friends around her including Spike, Shining Armor, and Cadence.

"Whoa Sugarcube are you all right"? Applejack ask.

"Yeah that scream could have heard thousands of miles," Rainbow Dash said but meanwhile nopony heard nothing.

"Twilight are you okay," Shining Armor said.

"We're here for you", Cadence said.

Twilight look around and notice that she is safe and sound in her room, "yeah, I'm find."

"Find," Rarity said, "do you mean fine?"

They all laugh a little to the bad joke.

"What are y'all doing here."

"Don't you know what day is today?" asked Fluttershy

"Today is your Birthday Twilight" said Pinkie Pie.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" Said everyone

"So come on Twilight lets go celebrate," said Spike who went with the others. When the room was empty she got up and stare at the mirror and saw only herself with mix-up hair, she wonder about the dream she had and wonder about what does Flash has to do anything; then again it was a dream about the guy she… well let's not get into detail.

Meanwhile Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk are doing kinda well, till they lost their 5th job and now have little money but yet they found a small rectangular alley they set up with home, it's perfect for shelter and everything.

"Girls, front and center on double!" Adagio said.

"Uggh Adagio, enough with this sarge talk," said now lazy Aria.

"ON THE DOUBLE RIGHT HERE" said Sonata!

"See Aria, at least I've got a person who is part idiot and part listener."

"What makes me"?

"An idiot and lazy."

"Gotcha."

"So all you may know we have lost once again, another job and we are losing all the money very quickly, so that's why I've decided to do budget cuts; Aria, no more overeating yourself."

"Don't know what you talking about?" Said Aria while eating chips.

And that's it, and now with the little money we have left, I was able to buy this working robot to crush Sunset Shimmer and her Group."

"I have a question, you used all of our money"? asked Aria

"Yes, yes I did, now meeting a brand new member to our team, I like you too meet Juan.

A machine that exactly have  remembrance of a human but brown came out from a crate that appears out of nowhere.

"Where did the crate came…" Sonata said before she was interrupted by cranks from the machine.

Then Machine started to work with lights turn on.

"Hola, mi nombre es Juan, como esta"? Said Juan.

"Ohh Spanish", said Sonata

"Why is it Spanish," said Aria

"Because it was one dollar cheaper than the English verson, by the way here five dollars," said Adagio

"Now come on, we got work to do."

"What work," ask the girls.

"Recon."

"Les puerto decor air no va a terminal bien para mí, me hicieron repara malvados planes, equipos que no son atendidas."

"Yeah Juan, I don't speak Spanish, so might as well got back to the junkyard." said Aria

"¿Realmente perdió cinco puestos de trabajo en como lo que, una seman o un mes?

"Juan are you making a joke, cause it… is… funny," said Adagio.

"¿Alguien aquí habla español?"

"Yo" said Sonata.

"Wait you speak spanish?" Said Aria.

"Yeah Spanish is like the easiest class in School.

"So you actually pay attention in class"?

"Yeah, watch as I tell him what we're going to do."

Sonata looks at Juan and said, "Juan, ¿Crees chica tímida y un trabajador del rancho son lindos juntos?"

Juan just stare and said "Puede ser".

"Wait who are we going to spy at? Said Aria.

"Do you remember a guy in blue hair named Flash Sentry?" Said Adagio

"Yeah"

"Well rumors said that 15 years ago, him and other people are involved in incident on a Secret Government Project that was funded by both U.S. and the U.K., don't know the name but I bet if we could used this project we can take them down while thanking Flash for this failed project."

"Where did you hear this from?"

Some new guy, he is a complete dumbnut, I over hear them."

"Them"?

"Yeah there is another guy saying they need to find this contact, they both enter through a mirror, my guess is that they learn that Flash throw a box through that mirror and they want what ever is in that box."

"What box"?

"There is only one way to find out, the mirror is close though, so can't find the box, but spy on Flash and beat the crap out of him might lead us to this rumor project and used this project to destroy the girls once and for all"!

(She evil laugh so hard that it's too terrible to put them in words.)

One Week Earlier

A guy was driving to Canterlot High at 12:45 A.M. with a box, when he get there he look at the moon and notice the moon open the portal, he then immediately threw the box as hard as he can into portal. After he is done, he went back to his car without noticed that someone was watching him.

Spike was getting some water from the castle kitchen, he pass by the library and notice light was coming out of the door, he look at the box and it has Twilight Cutiemark, Spike immediately ran to Twilight to give her the box.

Twilight was in her room having a sleepover with her friends. Fluttershy ask "So excited for next week Twilight"?

"I don't know" Twilight answer.

"WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW!!" Pinkie said in a loud voice.

Out of nowhere spike crash through the door with the box and said "Twilight there's a box, I think it might be from Sunset Shimmer."

"Shimmer, what could she sent you"? Asked Rainbow

"Probably a prank" said Rarity who can't get after a incident happen a day ago.

"Probably be best if Twilight look at it, and for goodness sake get over it Rarity." Applejack said.

Twilight open the box and found a small item, and under it was a note which spike take.

"What is it?" Asked Applejack

"I don't really  know, what the note said

Spike grab the note and began to read:

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I've come in need for your help, one night I had a nightmare, a nightmare which I wish I never wanted to see it again, I woke up and notice something, I was in middle of fire in a building, a building in which I thought it was abandoned, I tried to escape, till I meet one of my own old friends, he seem to running away, so I follow him but as it turn out, it was a guy in suit, then suddenly, more people in suits started to appear out of nowhere, then they jump on me, I woke found in my own bed, and I knew the danger I was in was going to happen again.

So in terms, the item you found in this box is something call USB drive, it holds thousands of files, pretty sure you have nothing to plug in, but I've sent it to you so you can keep it safe, I have two contacts who is on their way, if they ask for the USB drive, give it to them, if it's a guy in white armor, don't give it to him, can't allowed it. Try to keep it safe alright, and be careful, don't want you to be part of it.

Sign Flash Sentry

"Wait who"? Twilight said

Present time

Twilight hold a box in her room, she now notice the dream she had and dream he had, two pony had left the castle, her friends are trying to them and see if their are really them, so the party has been put hold for tonight.

Meanwhile in the Everfree Forest, a guy with red crystal was holding a butterfly, "Why hello little butterfly, what are you doing here in this dark forest"?

Then he heard his name called out, "Ok little guy, tell your friends that I said bye."

He went to the person who's wearing Gray Armor and is of course wearing the same crystal, "What in the world are you doing Caboose"?

"Nothing."

"Okay good cause I just find where the files are"

Is it in the big castle, cause I just called it. Do you think I could see my best friend counterpart"?

"Pretty sure that is bad idea Caboose."

"Oh okay"

Caboose went but then was tuged by the collar of his armor.

"Where do you thing you're going"?

"Going to ask them."

"Oh no we are doing this my way."

"Which is… WAIT DON'T TELL ME, we're going to surprise them with a party."

"What no that's not the… where did you even get the idea"?

"Oh it was the princess birthday today, I heard it and was wondering if we could stay for the party"?

"Caboose we are not going to stay for the party, we got a job to do and that is to steal the file and get it back to the headquarters. Which means no parties."

"Zack, what are we going do exactly"?

"We're going to break in the in the Castle the sneaky way, and Caboose, don't called me by real name…" Zack said as he put on his Helmet.

"…call me by my agent name: Washington."

I thought we're doing Recon

Sunset Shimmer and the others are at Sugar Cube Corner without the notice of being watched by the Dazzlings.

"Wait I thought we're spying at Flash, not these… people." Said Aria

"We are but first I want to see what's up with them, they could plan for anything, they can even taking us out one by one, starting with the lazy one." Said Adagio

"Yeah sure I'm the lazy one, by the way best if you look into Juan, he has been fixing like 5 cars, I think he is a robot nerd."

"No hay tal cosa como un nerd robot, estamos llenos de inteligencia artificial sólo para ayudarle a usted ya su amable culo perezoso, idiota." Said Juan

"You're right Juan, Flash is there, he's just sitting on a table by himself." Sonata said as she point at Flash just drinking a smoothie.

"En serio? Les puedo decir que no tienes idea de lo que estoy diciendo, de hecho yo apuesto a que está fallando español."

"Juan you're a genius," said Adagio, "everyone get in disguises, we're going to find out in the inside."

"Dang, espero que ningún robot en miles de años tuvo que lidiar con esta mierda."

The Dazzlings wore disguises as elderly, they order their treat and split into two, Adagio and Juan spy on Flash while Sonata and Aria spy on the girls, Flash did nothin but look at his phone, he was looking at the news looking for political trouble around the U.S., meanwhile Sonata and Aria eavesdropping on the girls, and see what they talk about.

"You saw Twilight"? Asked Fluttershy

"Yeah, but not the one we know," said Sunset, "looks like she learns from the two events that happen here and egar to find out."

"I have a bad feeling y'all, I say we need to keep her from finding out." Said Applejack

"I have an idea," said Rarity, "Pinkie Pie, dont you have a… Pinkie, where you go"?

They Saw Pinkie walking to the table where Flash work at at said, "Hey, you got a second."

After a explanation, got up and walk to Flash table, "Okay fine, I've a plan." Flash said.

"Which is"? Said Rainbow Dash.

"Nothing, I've my own problems right now."

"Is it you in a burning building"? Said Pinkie

"How did you know."

"I don't know"

"Wait what building… you know what never mind," said Sunset Shimmer, "look we need a way for Twilight in this universe to stop from knowing what happen here."

"Sure, listen to the girl who back stab and literally arm stab me."

"You still won't forgive me dont you"?

"Yeah, pretty much." Flash said as he show the scar on his arm.

"What happened"? asked Fluttershy..

"It was an accident, we went ate at a Japanese restaurant and it did not goes so well…"

It was night time in the town best Japanese restaurant, Flash has order reservations for that night, and everyone looks like they were having a fun time.

"Well this is a good restaurant," said flash.

"Good," said Sunset Shimmer, "this is like the worst restaurant ever."

"You never tried this before, this place is like the bomb."

"Flash, how about some steak or a sandwich instead."

"You know it would be best if you tried somewhere new."

After ordering, they stayed quiet for awhile until food is here; Flash order Sushi and Sunset order Shrimp; after a while Sunset Shimmer gotten a little crazy with the Shrimp.

"Hey Shimmer, maybe you should lay off the Shrimp for while, I think you are addicted to it…"

"I don't care, don't worry about me…" Sunset Shimmer said until she fell to the ground when she spilled and slip on the drink, she hit a nearby table with a sharp knife almost hitting Flash in his leg."

"Son of a Ditch," said Flash as he got up and help Sunset up, "come on we're going home."

"But the Shrimp…"

"Forget about it."

As Flash got Sunset Shimmer up and paid for the meal (which was a huge price due to the shrimp), they immediately left the restaurant but as they reached for the exit, Sunset escape Flash and tried to get more shrimp, flash was able to stop her by hitting the wall, but another sharp knife hanging on the wall fell and went down going cutting Flash arm…"

"… and that's why I never going anywhere with her anymore." Said Flash as he went back to U.S. Politicians News.

"Okay I know I screw up, but look, if you can help me to get her away from finding out the truth about what happened during these months, we'll help you from finding out the rumor project."

"What Project"?

"A project which some dumbnut said to me, I think it was only me, I think his name was Caboose…", Sunset pause when Flash said "Alright I'll do it."

"Say what now" Applejack said.

"I'll do it."

"Okay then, lets go." Rainbow Dash said.

When they left, the Dazzlings got back together.

"Man, what losers they are." Aria said.

"No sé, parece agradable, bien juzgadas por mí, por supuesto," Juan said.

"I wonder if this Twilight is good." Said Sonata

"Doesn't matter," said Adagio, "if we could used this Twilight to betray them, we could finally have victory over them."

"Eh, pensé vamos a centrar en el proyecto rumor; ¿era yo el único que escucha?"

"Thank you Juan, hey girls Juan said he will make us invisible by making us special equipment." Sonata said.

"Once again they have marvelous ideas, why you can be like them Aria." Adagio said.

"Douche." Aria and Juan said together.

Why is there Six Pedals when there is only Four Directions

Few Day's Earlier

Sunset Shimmer received a package and taken to a small town in the Everfree Forest, it wasn't that far but she made it to a small house nearby a lake with a beautiful viewing.

So this is where Officer Shining Armor lives eh, doesn't seem too bad, I could get used to the view.

Sunset Shimmer press the door bell when she gotten to a nice patio, when the door open, a guy with blue hair with black shirt came out, and the hair looks oddly familiar.

"Shining Armor I'm assume"? Asked Sunset Shimmer.

"Yeah that's me," said Shining, "who's asking"?

"I have a package for you."

"I didn't order any package."

"WAIT, THAT'S MINE"! Said a familiar voice.

Out of behind of Shining Armor was his little sister, it was Twilight Sparkle, in a… lab coat.

"Tw-Twilight"?

"Who did you know my name"? Said Twilight

"Why did you put your package under my name"? Said Shining Armor

"For fun reason, anyway how did you know my name"?

"Without waiting, Shimmer immediately answered with; "Oh I thought you look familiar with an… old friend."

"So there is a girl who looks like me and has the exact same name"?

"No."

"Well this is a awkward moment," said Shining armor, "I'm just going to leave now."

With Shining gone, Twilight immediately cross her arms into serious more.

Great job Shimmer, you just did a fantastic job!

"Well got to go, bye."

"Not so fast." Said Twilight as she hold Shimmer collar and drag her inside her house and locking the door.

"I demand some answers, what school are you from"?

"Umm… Canterlot High."

Once again Twilight drag her to her room. Once inside, Twilight lock the door once again, while Sunset look at some wooden board.

"What umm… is that my… what is this"? Said Sunset.

"This is reports I got from that school of yours, and I need to know what happen to these two events: one from some rainbow blast, and another from three horses and one big one too; any idea"?

"Nope, no idea."

Sunset look around and found a picture with her, Shining, Cadence, and her parents in a hospital room.

"What is this"? Asked Sunset.

"That, oh that's me in the hospital bed."

"What happen"?

"I don't know, it happen 14 years ago, when I was two years old, they said I've amnesia, I don't have any idea how it happen, but my parents told me to forget about it."

"Oh, I'm so, so sorry."

"That's okay, I'm sorry about the school thing, I'm trying to find out what happen here."

"Well what ever happen there, I'm pretty sure theirs no need to check it out."

Twilight look at her with eyes widen.

Great job you douche.

"You're a genius, I'll just come by tomorrow."

"Maybe it'll be a better idea if you…"

She was cut off when Twilight grabs her hand and taken away.

"There is something I want you to see umm…"

"Sunset Shimmer"

"Ok Shimmer, let's go, this is for my apologies."

Sunset found herself in a warehouse, when Twilight open the door, Sunset found whole bunch of items around her, mixing with classics to modern, until she stumbled up a white sheet looks like covering up a car.

"What is it"? Sunset ask about the white sheet covers.

"Can you keep a secret"?

Sunset shake her head yes.

"Then prepare to feast your eyes on my ride!"

She reviled her sheet, it was a jeep with laser gun mounted on the back of the jeep.

"I called it the Laser Jeep, it fire multiple tiny lasers like how a machine gun goes, plus it holds like three people."

Sunset couldn't believe what she sees in her eyes.

"The Jeep..."

"Yeah"?

"It's look likes a puma."

"That's what I said, but my brother said it's like warthog; so any questions about this beautiful... Puma."

"Yeah I got one."

"Which is…"?

"Why is there six pedals when there is like only four directions, I mean, I understand the  gas, brakes, and the clutch, but what's with the other three"?

Twilight thought for a moment and think, "You know, I have no idea, one day I just woke up and drew plans for this puma, I guess I must've gone into sugar rush, thats what you get for eating too much doughnuts in one forsaken day."

"Yeah I know that." Sunset said when she had a familiar problems with the shrimps.

So I'll see you next few days to see the school, make sure you cover the Laser Jeep and lock the door."

"Yeah okay… WAIT WHAT"!

Before she say anything, Twilight have already left.

Fantastic!

Present Time

"…and that's why Twilight is coming here."

Sunset was explaining to Flash how Twilight is coming here.

I knew it!

"Knew what, someday someone is actually going to make a jeep with six pedals"?

"Yeah that."

"Anyway here's the plan."

"What plan"?

"To distract Twilight from finding out about her counterpart."

"Oh yeah, sorry, busy focus on something else."

"Anyway, you're going to do the same way how you meet Twilight, except the ending is going to be different."

"Wait what"?

"Just help her out to get her up, and ask her name and other crap."

"Pretty sure you're do well, the girls will help you out on your Bluetooth device of yours, she'll be here in 30 minutes, be ready."

Sunset began to walk away until stopped by Flash when he said, "Wait, what are you going to do"?

"I'm going to try to stop a new student from hanging out the Dazzlings, have no idea but need to stop them, don't worry I'll be back in 25 minutes."

As sunset left, Flash sit by a nearby seat.

Betting no one have to deal with this crap in the future.

Juan, the Misunderstanding Spanish Robot

As Washington and Caboose check for sound and movements, they kept on moving.

"Sneaking… sneaking… sneak…"

"Ok Caboose, when you trying to steal something or try to eavesdrop, you don't say sneaking."

"OK"!

"And you don't yelled."

"ok."

"Damn Caboose, have you ever learned back at training few months ago."

"Ehh…"

Caboose where are you!

Right here Captain!

You are the worst soilder ever know, you're being kick out.

Neat

"… Yeah I learn a lot of stuff."

"Lets hope so, because right now we are in a small castle and hopefully with a thousand guards"!

"Oh there is one, but it looks like he's not working, he looks like to celebrate."

"Celebrate, what is… oh right."

"Hey Wash…"

"Yeah"?

…

"Caboose what's wrong."

When Wash looks behind he noticed a purple Alicorn and a orange Pegasus look at them.

"What… what are you"? Asked the purple Alicorn.

"I'm Caboose…"

"Caboose"?

"Flash you don't remember me, it's your best friend."

Best friend… oh no, I think we just stumbled on their counter-parts.

"Flash why didn't you tell me you have a best friend"?

"I didn't."

"Well, so much with breaking in and stealing the port."

In an alleyway near the school.

"All right girls… and Aria, since Juan didn't make our invisible devices…"

"Lo cual es imposible."

"Juan made this very cool weapon."

Adagio took out a rifle that is near complete.

"What is it"? Asked Aria

"Looks like a rifle." Said Sonata.

"Sí, puedo hacer cosas también de todos modos."

"Juan shut up," said Aria, "DIBS"!

"What"? Said Sonata

"Dibs I called dibs… Dibs again."

"You can't just called dibs on a rifle Aria." Said Sonata

The three girls are arguing over the rifle.

"Dios mío." Said Juan

"Psst… hey you." Said Sunset who is hiding behind corner.

"Quién es ¿verdad?"

"Come with me."

Juan follow Sunset Shimmer till they got in the school.

"Listen you should not hang out with them, they are nothing but trouble."

"Puedo decir."

"Oh, you speak Spanish"?

"Sí, me compraron porque yo soy in dólar más barato."

"Okay shake your head if you can understand me."

Juan shake his head up and down, but Sunset can hear mechanism noise.

"Are you having medical problems"?

"No, yo sólo soy una máquina que puede ser fijo, pero sin embargo, si vuelvo, que no se preocupan por mí… bien a excepción de Sonata, pero ella no habla bien el español, que no tienen idea de lo que ella decía: qué idiota."

"Okay you understanding what I said, but yet I have no idea what you said."

"Entonces, ¿qué hay de nuevo, nada que arreglar?"

"Okay enough with this, come on, you're going to help me, so that way we can know each other better, by the way my name is Sunset Shimmer, what's your"?

"Juan."

"Okay Juan, our objective is to stop a girl from finding out about the other Twilight."

"Bein, esto es una mierda ahora, ¿que es Twilight?"

"Alright how about Juan make a rifle for each of us."

"Deal."

Adagio looks around and found that Juan is missing.

"Hey where is Juan"? Asked Adagio

"He was here a minute ago." Said Aria

"Oh Sunset took him away from us," said Sonata as the two stare at her, "when we're arguing and she stole him away from us."

"Why in the world didn't you say something." Said Adagio

"I don't know."

"Great girls, get ready cause we're going to get our Juan back."

Twilight woke up when she saw and laying near Flash, she immediately got up embarrassed but notice there was a busted bomb on the ground.

"We… we must have been bombed." Flash said as he got up.

"What"?

"Sorry, bad joke."

Twilight some how knew it has to be those two.

"Hey Flash, can you hold our date"?

"Uhh yeah why"?

Twilight follow tracks they had left with her magic.

"Because I'm going to a different world for a moment, also tell my friends that I'm going to be back… SPIKE"!!!

Notice to all Readers

Thank you all for reading this story, but then I realized I just screwed up multiple stuff with the story and going to remake it, so I'm going to cancel this story and make a new one, I don't know when but I'll released a newer and better story.

Thank you for your support.

Also, the new story won't be a red vs blue crossover, so if you want to continue the story for me, then PM me and I'll send you the details of the story that I wanted to make.