Canterlot

8-Bit was playing Okama Gamesphere, usual all night gaming sessions with some of his friends! Of course wearing his usual headpiece, a 32x Genesis headphones.

Okama Gamesphere Was unusual device, forged and crafted with Pegasus and earth pony technology working together, it was quite beautiful as it could actually generate fantastic images with amazing skills and strength, only need to be powered up by a small amount of magic. Beautifully coated with prism glass, the colors just being near a static's actually not requiring to alter the actual effect of system. His was a vibrant green which was the standard color choice of the sphere! Coming with a variety of different types of controllers, but most common use version looks very similar to the human world extended length of a Xbox controller.

”Did you hear about Dexter!” Shining voice was pouring through the headphones, on the screen his cutie Mark simple was flashing.

” yeah gruesome! Sometimes makes me wish we had some of the spells in our DND campaigns. Shut up Ziggy.” Gaffer cutie Mark logo was glowing during the talking, on the screen naturally a eight sided dice.

Eight-bit Talking into his microphone” Yeah so who's the rookies filling in for our dear departed friend, please tell me it's not tree hugger!” Absolutely terrified of the prospect of dealing with the most mellow pony in town, what ever she is smoking do not have it! will put you in a coma probably? While sitting in his beanbag chair, with Princess Celestia is cutie Mark on it!

As a saddle popped onto the screen” No, Giddilee. Nice to meet you boys, let's go slaughtering!” Not realizing that was a poor choice of words this time around.

8-Bit ” Poor choice of words girl, let's queue up Guardian Units of the Nation!” Giving A slightly sour expression, and to help out with some emotional discomfort caressing the beanbag chair, especially around the cutie Mark.

They open up their lobby they make their choices for the factions choices, all this really does is just narrow down which type of players you're not playing against, and what fancy names the guns have! Although they do say that the new DLC of the dark Gaia, section is incredibly broken because they have brand-new guns!

” I vote for the Empire! Because those egg uniforms are so adorable!” Giddilee squealed with a massive giggle that makes it anyone wearing headphones bleed, which includes eight bit!

Bit takes off his headphones as the QA shows off the factions, and shakes his head a Massive's sonic blast that was going into his ears!

QA screen shows, first off the names of each faction: G.U.N, Egg-man Empire, Black Arms, and finally the new DLC factions world expansion: new faction dark Gaia, and 15 new maps, three new guns. DLC expansion bring the color! The wisps faction, two new maps, three guns. (Only eight bit has the newest faction because he's a total nerd) (even Shining armor with his a limited budget does not spend money for a boring expansion pack!] Then he clicked for the Empire, knowing it was going to win because Shining armor always votes for the Empire since he's moved to the crystal Empire!

Gaffer Voice in the headphone” I am so glad that they allow guns be used for all teams, because again we're playing the Empire!” Slightly complaining, but he lost the majority.

After queuing up the teams!

Shining armor was a MEC which made him a Omega model, because of the egg man Empire tagging system! ( MEC= heavy gunners], Giddilee was dressed in a buzz bomber uniform, it was still technically a humanoid character just wearing a buzzer outfit, with her sniper rifle being looking like a giant singer. Gaffer was a generic egg pawn, also known as the Scout class, but he was equipped with a high-class weaponry! Plasma Rifle! Finally bit was in the field, wearing a motorbug uniform, which was the team medic!

After match seven or eight.

Random pony voice”That yellowjacket thing is camping again! I wish I had my can of bug spray!” Giddilee took out another opposing teammate with a easy shot, and yes she was camping the Respond points! Because that's what you do in FPS, it's not scale its campers.

As the sound effects for playing around with, words killed destroy annihilate, killed destroy annihilate from shining armor section, as he was using his submachine guns! Gaff was scouting around the area, and blasting out several other members of the enemy team, eight was getting a little drowsy now, but it was only 11:30, and they been playing for five hours! Although could tell that shining armor has gone to bed. His lovely wife it took an over, because of the mass annihilation's! As he closed his eyes, and blinked when the spring was over with! He stared at the hub screening noticed that, some of his teammates a change but it was no big deal, he figured that everybody else was going to sleep, even if cadence can be a bit of a night owl she does have work to do. Not to mention, their team sniper is a teacher she has to get up early! But the other teams faction was kind of weird? But then again maybe it's a new expansion he had heard of E.ST

As he loaded up with his new team, hoping that the new group wasn't campers, for he had skill! But things started to feel a little weird, but he just brushed it off after all the graphics just looked really really good today! As he still have the controller in his hand. Like he got a good chunk of the decent team up, he didn't have any Omega players, just a couple of beetles(Assault ), and append over the show the other team all of them big hulking creatures with sharp talents! The map was a lot different though!

Factory building! Lots and lots of fire!

Explained eight bit “Okay let's get them!” this team started dashing off throughout the area, and Freddie began his smack talk!

“So I hear you like big butts and you cannot lie, well you've actually lied a lot. But then again you're no Sir mix a lot” as the big hulking creature fired, a series of razor bladed knives from its hands! Those knives were very loud and coming close, Bit instinctively perform a Dodge roll out of his beanbag chair, as it was shredded! He found himself now wearing the uniform in question, he was in the game!

Bit said” I've heard of interactive gameplay but this is ridiculous! Thankfully I don't despise motion controls.” Getting used to the feel of having a E-42Stormgun, as he ran over to get with his teammates, now we could see the look on their faces! One was Poindexter, wearing blood spattered armor but still moving, the other one was lemon Gems, her face was horribly scarred up, then again she was still looking like she was on his side he couldn't recognize the third player because of the helmet. “Okay Dexter, lemon! I got some feelings that you're going to want some payback so let's kill Colt of the blade! Lock and load!” As the group ran into battle.

Actually all 4 Freddie's, were hunting down and having fun! Not only did Freddie get the kill someone new but you think your little ones all over again, so naturally you re-picked them off in a different order, first came lemon!

Bit was unloading his weapon into the Freddie that was killing lemon, as lemon had a massive blade already sticking into her shoulder, Freddie plunged his talons down her legs, slicing them into cold cuts! Poindexter also unloaded his ammo, but he was quickly backstabbed from behind by another Freddie, then ripped apart into pieces! Bit quickly pulled out several grenades and tossed them at targets, as they blew up he started dashing!

Freddie was giggling ”you also don't mind playing around with a couple of joysticks do you, how did it feel knowing that you are sharing a girl with another one? Or did you just plain don't care?” Said one of the gigantic, Freddie warriors! Bit quickly switch to a shotgun type weapon and lasted right in the face, then jumping down to another level.

“Is that the best you got I've felt better sticks than that! Then again you should know about sticks you played with them before?“ Tackling laughter as he was right behind him! Bit quickly switch to a beam energy sword, and starts stabbing him repeatedly, cutting&slicing, ripping out dots as fast as possible!

” This is for Dexter, this is for Gem! Die you black egg!” Bit said as he starts stabbing and stabbing and stabbing, but his senses started rolling, as he quickly dodging imported another one of the Freddie's now the talons were different, now they were shapes!

Freddie twirling several big huge black dicks”Hey I can swordfights you with the best of them, although I don't know how well a sword fight can go with a Pegasus girl?” As the dicks started shooting off sprays of liquid, corrosive acid to be exact as bit dodged the streaming acid! Darting left and right, which in back to his rifle and start blasting, he was unloading! Wondering where the last teammate was, did he kill another victim tonight and he was his second target, the details did he kill? Letting his brain wonder after he blasted apart the Freddie!

After the first Freddie went down he quickly looked over to find a partner, grabbed him and said” Rose please tell me you're not Rose!” Shaking the partner as his helmet fell off, and revealed Rod!

Rod Said ”No, traitorous stick Bastored! And you forgot who were fighting!” Just as bits felt a blade pierced through his rectum, having all the way up through his stomach out his mouth, as he was split right down the middle reverse style! With Freddie having one final whip!

“Well you certainly got it up the butt!” With maniacal laughter!

Meanwhile in the waking world:

Princess Cadence(Measurements 50D-35-40) Shouting at her TV screen” Bit! you're being lazy! Even centuries not this bad on guard duty, and come out of the loading station and cover my flank! To shift the guys, sign off the better sign off on his own time frame!” Playing the Princess as she was slightly exhausted from having a deep dark meeting with Blossomforth, going over details, and basically confessing some things, as along razor tips hand tried to grab her, it was almost like a mystical barrier! Protecting her wall that could not be cut!

Freddie shouted”FUcK! the Princess confessed, and I was so looking forward to killing the goddess of love, I guess I'll have to settle for different goddess! Good I have fun with her, state of malice is just gorgeous to look at!” He said with a smile as his hand back behind, from the beautiful pink Princess!

Rewind back to the start of the morning!

Blossom flew off the train, just before it stopped! Eager to have a meeting with the Princess, of the love. Princess Cadence was known of many things, stories told of how she once trained in many forms of sports, while Princess Luna was recently discovering the joys of sportsmanship and learning Fairplay. Rumors have been spoken to about Princess Celestia, often being a poor sport when it comes to sports, complaining about her massive losing streaks, soaking and some guards have even rumored to say that she should just stick to trying to enter into the eating contest there she is king! Princess Cadence, Now there was a mare who knew her way around sports.

After a good long walk, blossom found herself at the castle, and was eagerly sitting above appointment, it was going to be late in the day. But she was told that if she was willing to spend time with some of the royal pets, time will freeze faster and she'll have some time with the Princess, with out having to actually set up a meeting! Blossom agreed but playing with the invisible dog was kind of challenging, out all the pet she thought the goddess of love would have a Hel hound was unusual, sure they were known to be the northern wolves of night. Bringing in the wayward lost souls to Tartarus! But largely considered demons!

Blossom was having a hard time playing around with the beast as the only thing that she can use to telegraph where was was the bright pink ribbon wrapped around probably its neck, as a Pegasus she doesn't have access to the spells give them vision to see beast of the nether. Unlike Mare looked very similar to the great King shining armor, although who was quite gorgeous! [70G-30-40], who was snuggling the invisible beast and playing fetch with a frisbee! Giving it low pats on the head giving it raw meat!

Princess Cadence:

As the Princess started coming up to play after a few hours of heavy work, playing with her mutt was the only few things that could keep the king of getting so boring, as she began to shout the dog's name”Fuzzy-wuzzy!” As the floating ribbon jumped onto her lap, and torn asunder parts of her dress but licking her face? At least that's what blossom was trying to figure out, she didn't know she should interfere or just watch how things are going, after all incurring the wrath of invisible creature is a bad idea especially one that into artist renditions of them's have sharp talent clause that can rip ponies to shreds!

Blossom Was speaking ”Your Majesty I know you probably heard of what happened to, your husband dear friend Poindexter, and one of your former classmate friends lemony gem. I'm here to investigate a story claim, leading to this case.” Trying to be all business like, as she saw the Princess it up from her mauling as best as it can be described, her beautiful body completely un-injured but her dress to the asunder's and her left bosom showing, even Blossom being a straight mare, couldn't help but blush at the beauty that was the goddess of love.

Cadence Replied”And you wish to know if I cast the spell, that allowed diamond rose to father, my dear friend Twilight and sister-in-law best friends?” Not only did that statement just tell blossom everything that she need to know but also center flying in the literal sense, as her wings instinctively flapped yourself into the air trying to figure out which one of the remaining main five, is actually a child of the mayor! To start doing some blabbering incoherently stuff that remind Cadence much of her dears her sister-in-law, and was starting to get worried because well there was no ceiling to have her collide in the air with out in the open area, as blossom is getting higher and higher and higher! And was also a bad day for blossom to wear a skirt, because of that particular action!

Blossom speaking out loud”Okay let's see can't be rarity, she looks too much like her parents not to mention also sweetie Bell's existence, possibly AJ, no medical records would argue against it especially considering we have death certificates both her parents, rainbow Dash, no I think she would brag too much about! Flutter shy, she is extremely shy highly doubt that she would know it, but then there's also Pinky pie?” Lapping back and forth into the air so high that no one could obviously hear what she was talking!

Princess Cadence merely shrugged, she could tell that blossom was starting to reach at least the upper layers of the cloud banks, she was at least a good 80 stories up into the sky by now. And with no signs of slowing down, before she start flying up to catch up with her! Still being surprisingly out of practice, but this is what you get for living in a town where you're the only one with a pair of wings, it took her about a good solid two hours to catch up with the panicking flying Pegasus!

Four hours later: now dining room.

”NOW promise you don't tell Pinky Pie, I feel this is a matter that must be told by either the mayor herself, or diamond rose.” Cadence said as she was chewing on her carrot cake. As the white Pegasus simply nodded.

”Now since you have calmed down and you're in the area where you can actually hit the ceilings, also your incredibly fast flyer! I really need to get back into my practice lanes.” Cadence said as a offhanded remark, and start blabbering about how flash is a terrible flyer, how is not really that good at practicing, wishing she could actually attach the wings spell on to her husband, it wasn't for the fact that he actually has a bit of a paralyzing fear of heights, anything above 50,000 feet and he starts wailing like a baby, before she finally got herself back on track, honestly blossom believe that for unicorn 50,000 feet is pretty much reasonable, after all she still hears Twilight screams of terror when she's only a mere 10,000 feet.

Princess Cadence back on track”Yes I did perform the shifting spells, and I do admit they are quite interesting, is it okay if I start doing a little bit of confessional, it's rare for a deity to have that option.” Feeling like she needs to get something off for heavy chest, and we do mean heavy also could actually tell the reasoning why she is such revered as the goddess of love! She mean double F the are rare in their own right, a matter of fact she only knows of the few ponies that could even qualify for that size, and one is extremely shy, and the other one is mainly because it evens out the rest of her body girth. Although she does wonder how Pinky pie could be so light until now, being part Pegasus probably does make you actually lighter than you look, is almost surprised that Pinky pie wasn't born with wings, bettering the high likelihood!

Blossom gave a simple nod, as Cadence continue talking”Good, I have been tinkering with that spell on multiple occasions, during the days and before when shining and I were dating, I've even tinkered with certain spells that would make Twilight blush.” Decent a giggle as she was picturing something that blossom was really wishing she knew how to read minds, was a strapping photo of Shining armor and pulsing biceps, flexing his muscles, all wearing a tight Speedo! (Break the fourth wall. She would be told really disappointed if she was reading the mind)

Blossom Began talking”There is no guilt involved here, you're the goddess of love I expected to have some knowledge and experimentation, the fact that you probably just spent most of your experimentation on one stallion, just shows that that stallion deserves the honor of being the husband of the goddess of love.” Trying to be very flattering.

Cadence left out a good hearty laugh, laugh was slightly eerie and filled with scariness of the, almost like she was laughing like a maniacal Super-dome planning world domination, or like a creepy superhero spends most of his time with little boys, but in the usual sense, but instead train down to fight a war against evil.

Cadence Said”True understanding love is much more complicated than most ponies would think, although to be honest I am nowhere near the warhorse that is my great student Twilight is! I fear for those who wish to worship her in church.” Being highly thankful that twilight will probably never start a church, until she was probably crushed with the next words.

Blossom Said”Really, I just thinking about joining the church of TWILIGHT.” Even though blossom line was merely, cold and a normal speaking tone it was a blistering siren into Cadences head! The thought of ponies worshiping Twilight, and asking her wisdom on more than just friendship problems, which to be honest Twilight herself has barely grasp all the problems she's encounter, Cadence was hoping to hang on to that title of goddess of love and war a bit longer, now she's just have to settle for the goddess of love! As Twilight is probably going to earn the title of the goddess of war very very very soon.

End of chapter:

Author's Note

yes I know this chapter is very much your reading the death first and now you're going backwards in time for a little bit, well you're still going to go backwards, then forwards them backwards again and for some more! For time is this big huge ball of mushy stuff! And yes this is purely my own fan theory head Cannon that Cadence has a Hel hound! And no I am not misspelling it, or this sense of the story it makes sense that it is one L, because in northern mythology Hel, is the goddess of the underworld and her brother is the fabled dog that will cause the end of all time.

Now for the fans will be upset that I'm making fun of, EA's favorite child call of duty! First off I don't play first-person shooters for one reason and one reason only, I cannot hit the broadside of Metroplex(that's right I can't hit a city transformer, and that's if you're going in real scale) without the aid of Lock on it now if you and Lock on I still can't hit the broadside of a broadside! So yes you can tell why I hate probably the game shadow the hedgehog it wasn't for the fact that they actually have good on! And I have run across at least one or two videos on the actual series! And I don't find one line but I stick to halos pulling better when it comes to the mega blocks. Besides everybody knows that's Nintendo's newest IP is better! Because it cuts out one of the most major annoying things of all time, little kids swearing like nobody's business!

And yes shining armor is just been ruled 69!