Mr.Dis had seen all the signs.

Those forlorn looks, those passing glances full of desire. But it just couldn't be, right? It went against all odds. Maybe it was something in the water? Luckily for him, Mr. Dis is the world's leading expert in genetics, economics, and fine sandwich cuisine, unbeknownst to those in second place. So with the help of his monkey, Coco (affectionately named after one of his students), and his secret lab, Mr. Dis will find the cause of all Canterlot High's heartbreak, and bring happiness to all.

In his own special way, of course.








Another cold pizza idea, yay!